Renal Acrobatics with Ryan Hailey!

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[@AbsoluteSkycaptain]

I'm glad we're getting new Ryan lore right up until the end.

[@thejason755]

Truly a blessing from the lort in these trying times

[@LobstersLobsters]

Rooster Teeth existed to be but a chapter in the Book of Ryan.

[@godspeedyoublacknerd]

I truly hope the Funhaus gang gets to stay together in some capacity because I'm afraid of what Ryan will do untethered from a steady job

[@Patriiiiick]

If 5 years from now I suddenly saw a news story about Ryan running for Congress, I honestly wouldn't be that surprised.

[@PussInBoot414]

And we'd all be better off if he did@@Patriiiiick

[@Patriiiiick]

@@PussInBoot414 💯

[@badman3000]

He will somehow either save the world or burn it to the ground no in-between.😂😂

[@avenger219]

So not the only one worried about Ryan. I'm worried he will join or start a cult without the structure

[@Zeangrydrunk]

Thank you disembodied Elyse's voice

[@SlackerZero]

You hear her too? Thank god

[@bigpesst]

Ignore the voice

[@ThePauseMenuVlog]

The piece of funhaus i will miss thr most us Ryan's life explained infront of his friends and coworkers and everyone trying to make sense of his chaos.

[@waywardgun]

I can't go back to being an NPC whilst all the interesting things happen to main character Ryan Hailey without me knowing about them

[@bigpesst]

Subscribe to his channel and invest in RyCoin

[@Topcatyo.]

I'm going to miss hearing something absolutely nuts about Ryan's life that he acts like is as normal as a Tuesday

[@talia_al_gabagool]

James and Elyse really have become the mom and dad of Funhaus.

[@dizzyroseblade]

"There's a Vast Difference" - going out on a high note, honestly, that's the best joke I've heard on KZbin literally ever.

[@DocD173]

Jesus fucking Christ. What am I going to do for the rest of my life without videos of James reacting to stories from Ryan’s ridiculous and zany life?

[@namegoeshere1833]

Funhaus had always been such a powerful way for me to cope with depression, anxiety, and stress - from my early days in college in 2015 all the way through Quarantine. I hope you guys all know you've done more than make silly videos. You've helped people through some dark stuff, and inspired them to be better. From the Tiberius Method to Board as Hell to Public Broadcast and Google Trends, you've all killed it every time. Heck, I still relisten to the Ship Hits the Fan playlist whenever it's stormy outside. You'll always be my favorite people on this platform, and I can't wait to see what each of you accomplishes next ❤ Also, please post the the Trash for Trash theme somewhere, cause that song legitimately beats ass.

[@mooseyfate777]

Ryan is basically the Funhaus mascot. The physical embodiment of every joke made in a Funhaus video in human form. When Funhaus goes, will he fade away like Bing Bong?

[@Two49]

8:12 I'm with James on the great pee debate. You should always try to pee at the rest stop even if you don't think you gotta go.

[@cptobvius]

Exactly. Sometimes if you’re at 0-20% filled you won’t get anything out but then that’s not a big problem. But anything above that, when you’re in the bathroom you can probably get down to the 0% again. If you’ve been drinking diuretics, especially alcohol, that still may not be good enough, but most people can pee if their bladder is partially full.

[@nauticalnonsense1900]

5 seconds in and... Full screen crotch shot. We truly are losing something special. Love you FH Edit: Ryan, it sounds like you're talking about having a varicocele? Sometimes that can affect fertility. Don't let the sperm bank know!

[@WettyandDry]

Ngl, I'm surprised it took that long. 4 seconds too long. The restraint they posess is truly inspirational.

[@PatrickByrne-e5v]

not a lot of dk in them shorts poor guy

[@Shaniq307]

11:52 That vas deferens joke was top tier James. A+ good sir.

[@beebodude]

Okay, I googled the Ryan video and surprisingly couldn't find it, I guess you win this round, Elyse. Also, that video description has me rolling

[@DJPrince2032]

Preach James! I've been saying this every road trip I take. "Oh we're stopping, I don't really need to go, but I might as well try since we're already stopping. That way I won't be the person in 20 minutes saying I need to go to the bathroom even though we just stopped."

[@nwitsaman]

Ryan is like a sort of alternate-universe Forrest Gump who takes part in the oddest collection of human events.

[@8bitmalfunction242]

YESSSS more ryan lore, time for someone to dig up that video

[@talia_al_gabagool]

No! listen to ethereal disembodied Elyse!

[@parallaxkimchi8656]

Any luck finding it?

[@xSKYNETx]

We need the video!

[@Attempted_Mustache]

I'm so happy that this Ryan story beat the shutdown buzzer.

[@leeks1408]

I love that even on the brink of Armageddon, we still get some new additions to The Book of Ryan 🤣🤣🤣

[@Miki90Mar]

I will miss future Funhaus dearly, and also those crazy Ryan's stories ❤️

[@ColinFilm]

James' vas deferens pun was god tier! 👏

[@WettyandDry]

Every video we learn more and more about Ryan and his incredibly wonderful and varied life. It'll be a shame when that ends.

[@Chopz007]

thank you funhaus i have been watching since i was 12. I have now grown up into adult hood and I am eternally grateful for all the laughs and memorable moments over the last decade!!

[@CW19941]

This is why I still love Funhaus😂😂😂😂just goofy improv and silliness😂😂😂

[@aaronwallis5545]

I should take this amount of time to say how much im going to miss FH and how it was part of my routine and that it brought me so much joy through very bad times. Instead i am going to talk about how the handles of the doors in this gameplay are upside down and its annoying. I am really annoyed how the handles on the doors in this gameplay, right at the start, are upside down.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

As someone who has been here from day 1, and didn't desert you because "Waaah waah, I prefer old Funhaus", I genuinely hope you all find ways to make money through creativity. The internet would be worse off without all of you.

[@Yasser-cz4yd]

Shut up you melt.

[@thecrawlingdeadful]

Old funhaus was best funhaus though.

[@krombabulusmichael]

james being the 1 against 3 in the pee argument was great, always love to see men fight a losing battle

[@bigb18807]

I love when James gets so compassionate about his opinion. It is one of the funnier parts because he gets so aggressive with it.

[@Roanoke117]

Never thought I'd watch a video with James and Ryan and I'd think Ryan was the reasonable one

[@raulpetrascu2696]

"THAT'S HOW BLADDERS WORK"

[@SoonGone]

😆😆 Elyse "No, no you don't!” 😆😆 Please don't leave us you guy's 😢

[@_EnKei_]

"GOOGLE BLADDERS!"

[@NovaBlueNova]

I love when James talks about health and clearly knows what he's talking about but then the rest of the room gaslights him into thinking he's wrong

[@wilberforce95]

Been here since 2015 and I will miss these folks dearly.

[@JorgeGonzalez-mn3fk]

Haven't watched fun Haus in a while but found out about RoosterTeeth shutting down. Cant thank FH enough for how much laughter they've brought me for years. FH deserves better than RoosterTeeth and I hope they still are able to make the content they are so good at. I would likely sign up for a monthly subscription if they tried to keep going

[@devi67r]

There's always a moment with Ryan's stories where you're like "No... surely... he must be joking..." and he never fucking is

[@jasonhunter2819]

Elyse joining Funhaus then slowly transitioning from someone in the background to one of the leads of the channel has been one of my favorite arcs to watch over the years, all the puppets, the costumes, the characters...the voice over on this video lol...I'm going to miss this group so goddam much it makes me legitimately sad.

[@daninthecave]

Think of all the absolutely insane Ryan lore that we’ll never get to uncover now.

[@ethanpayne9162]

You've outdone yourselves with that description. I'll be sure to keep that in mind. Can't really help it now.

[@Gin_and_Tectonics]

A wise man goes when he can, a fool when he must.

[@p1antdad371]

The one thing that can unite Lindsay, Patrick, and Ryan: blatters

[@rus.t]

Sometimes the public needs to be protected from certain information. This particular Ryan Lore is one of them.

[@YoJesusMorales]

I have to wonder if Ryan ever did the pineapple thing and test it out. Wish you all the best gang. And guys check out Ryan's shorts video of austin's filming location movies or something like that.

[@ThatPsdude]

We demand the Ryan pee pee cut! XD

[@smurffart]

Is this one of the videos they owed their sponsors before closing? Ooof. Love it

[@michael_bullard]

Not the “to be continued” at the end 😢

[@thejason755]

I’m prepared to take elyse at her word when she says we don’t need to see the video. I’m absolutely chuffed the video exists.

[@timothymejia6633]

Thank you Funhaus!!

[@Skyquake]

"there's a VAS difference" did not get the reaction it deserved

[@CausticLemons7]

My parents made sure we peed before we left the house, so I can definitely pee even when not full. I find it helpful to distract myself by doing multiplication and the stream flows naturally from there 😂

[@MrBoho7]

James belligerently shouting "Google bladders!"

[@airsoftman121]

The fucking cut to the ad on this one was absolute gold

[@archdornan3694]

i’ll miss funhaus, but i’ll keep them in my heart by reading the Book Of Ryan every night

[@NotJustABarista]

Guardian Angel Elyse trying to save us from her fate after serving in the Deadly Premonition series 🫡

[@JeskidoYT]

2 minutes of gameplay and 15 minutes of ryan getting famous for drinking the yellow stuff

[@anonymousanonymous7925]

I love this episode so much 😂

[@PatrickByrne-e5v]

James losing control as he realizes people are actually more like ryan than him... 50 shades of ryan... peeing

[@DeltaRampancy]

Release the Ryan cut!

[@Neon9th]

"Why does it hurt when i pee? I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me."

[@MasterKief117]

Unexpected Magic the Gathering joke, nice.

[@Forbizz]

I cannot believe i'm still shocked by Ryan

[@chrisgreen521]

WTF I'm going to miss this type of entertainment😂

[@AshenedFox]

i know the taste of pee because of people like Ryan. if you lose your drink at a party get a new one lesson learned

[@tracefetherman]

I agree with James on this one. I also often wonder how someone needs to pee in the middle of a movie... Its like... go before the film, bring it to a baseline and you're good for a while.

[@chaos_omega]

James is right about the baseline. I empty whatever is left in my bladder before bed, and I never have to get up to go pee (or pee the bed.)

[@fUnpleasantBand]

I know nobody acknowledge it, but James, that vas deferens was on point.

[@MrSpannners]

Ryan's previous life must have been the most mundane life imaginable for him to live this one. He's only in his 30s

[@SoonGone]

I completely agree with James on everything. Go and pee if there's a chance. I pee before i leave the house too.

[@Flashjackmak]

Elyse really was the voice of wisdom more so than usual in this one.

[@Trigunner333]

(Me, blissfully unaware) "WOW I hope they make this into a series!"

[@__Albin__]

Ryan's story was wild, and I'm now quite curious as to the details of Ryan's friend who somehow got involved as the aimer. Did she volunteer to help? Did Ryan ask her to help? How confident was she that's it'd work out well for her? Being so hands-on in the danger zone like that, that's a true friend.

[@thomaspolk7416]

I love agreeing with righteous anger James almost as much as I enjoy disagreeing with him

[@apoxuponme9575]

I propose a final drunk/high stream. It would do my heart a world of good. Invite Alanna, Jon, Bruce, Peake, Lawrence, Spoole, everybody! Go out with a bang!

[@Marioroops]

Love this channel

[@fortheloveofmusicandphilosophy]

I 100% agree with James, go before even if you don't have to so you don't bother everyone in a packed cinema during the climax of the movie to go the toilet😅😅😅

[@Cextra_the_artist]

Your gonna miss this

[@TheJrome55]

That vas deferens joke was amazing

[@ericsims5784]

Patrick and Lindsay finally defending Ryan… I can finally rest now

[@brandenharris8742]

Uhh James...googling bladders led me down a medical rabbit hole and now I'm 23% sure I'll be in the grave imminently

[@TheOwlslayer]

Ryan is chaos incarnate.

[@jamwesd5108]

Has James not heard about "breaking the seal"?

[@zerotheantihero]

RELEASE THE RYAN CUT!

[@scottjung1988]

Are we sure if Ryan is cut?

[@slothman1016]

James is wild in this one!

[@10joJoe]

I still don’t understand Ryan’s condition even after further explanation

[@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays]

Epic Ryan story. Again. I'm going to miss the random lore videos

[@aarongolden5608]

I hope Ryan Hailey starts playing an NPC on TikTok for a living

[@oskarkrzyzanowski8499]

Is anyone, by chance, in the privileged state of possesion of a link to mentioned video?

[@wyrmslayer1991]

James is preaching hard truths about bladders.

[@Stile4aly]

Ryan is simultaneously the best person to party with and the worst.

[@TheM00ndawg]

Elyse isn't even here and i feel sorry she had to go through this.

[@royalcities]

The saddest thing about all this closing down is new chapters from The Book of Ryan will no longer be made.

[@here4thiscringe953]

If there is a Patreon, I’m there. I love all of you.

[@LouieColdcuts]

Where can I find this video of Ryan handstand 😊

[@Mortified_Penguin]

Nice to see that Ryan is still the grossest member of Funhaus 🤣

[@chpgmr1372]

I did it. I peed without the need to pee. I am now at zero.

[@enrkm85]

Oh no, Mini Manson will show up if your not careful.

[@SyntheticsV2]

5:10 like Pissterine

[@thequadglaser1983]

I sat through Return of the King and for the last hour I had to pee so bad, but I didn't want to miss anything. It was the most satisfying pee of my life.

[@alexmark6580]

Lindsey is the closest we will get to Jenna Marbles energy.