rendog being mildly inappropriate for 5 minutes straight

"we're adults in this chat" - rendog 2019

[@Crazypotato-rg8mj]

Ren is definitely the type of person to kiss the homies goodnight on the lips

[@Door227]

Who doesn’t

[@jaems]

he got that dog in him

[@XieLiansDeadMother]

@@jaemsehhehehe

[@smorelove4017]

3rd life will make you crazy huh

[@XieLiansDeadMother]

@@smorelove4017 is that a sampo profile?

[@thefunwashere6221]

A while back Ren and Martin were breeding villagers and while Scar was gonna entered he heard them go “oh yeah let’s make a baby” and told Grian they where doing inappropriate things lmao

[@geako9849]

When?

[@spectralquill1810]

@@geako9849 3rd life. Seeing it in Scar's perspective just made it a whole lot funnier😅

[@noimnotgoingtoenteraname]

What episode?

[@captainpotatord6984]

@@noimnotgoingtoenteraname episode 3 17:06. Goodtimeswithscar lmao

[@Adam-xf6sq]

Also the intense shoveling noises made it better

[@zenu903]

He knows he says something innapropriate on accident AND HE JUST DIGS FURTHER, I CAN'T

[@user-nk8sz9wz5d]

Just digs further hehehe

[@urviurviurviurvi]

ayyy look at the like number

[@potatogaming7044]

Digs further?

[@Potatoboii2]

He can't help but go deeper into it

[@phroggy_8018]

That's what she said

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

Ren is such a supremely sexual being that he can't contain himself sometimes

[@renderproductions1032]

Who can?

[@nataliahbailey7871]

An alien

[@Door227]

Dude this is him as pg. imagine what would happen if he didn’t have to be family friendly

[@salmontickler]

Sex god

[@Ikasima]

''Shut up and rub me'' - Rendog

[@KaijuPunch]

Hmmm

[@Marina.V13]

Yeah!!

[@sirtruths5017]

goddammit i was about to comment that and then saw someone beat me to it BY 4 MONTHS

[@Marina.V13]

@@sirtruths5017 🤣

[@krishnaarmy3315]

Timestamp?

[@freemelons1706]

hermitcraft is for young kids they said:

[@Smerpyderp]

Is that what they say?

[@SmashBro7510]

@@Smerpyderp that's what.... As far as I've seen.... Kids don't enjoy hermitcraft bcz it doesn't have "Action" .... They don't realise the pure skill there

[@freemelons1706]

@@SmashBro7510 its either "Hermitcraft is just for kids" or "omg no hermitcraft is too boring for kids" at least, from people who doesn't know Hermitcraft

[@miaamia505]

I enjoy hermitcraft lol does it means I'm a kid cool

[@yb101z]

Who has ever said that?

[@AzureLupine]

This is how you can tell Ren is genuinely enjoying himself while streaming.

[@SodioC]

Yes, he’s *enjoying himself*

[@morejemmex6367]

Bad choice of words there

[@mr.boomguy]

@@morejemmex6367 appreciate for the theme tho xD

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

"There are multiple ways to enjoy myself, if you know what I'm sayin'"

[@studygirlmilly]

lets make sure he keeps both hands on his desk

[@GinMadoFan]

3:18 Ren: *being mildy inappropriate when he's rezzed* Grian : It's time to stop.

[@_Stuki_]

Golden comment

[@jessicadurn276]

Ren and Iskall's old Hermitcast, the episode about manliness. Ren says, "The inner Rendog is embracing the joy of the nut." True story

[@floris1576]

"Hermitcast"? Is that a podcast or something? Could you send me the link to it if so?

[@jessicadurn276]

@@floris1576 It was a short lived podcast series by Ren and Iskall, only four episodes. Super hilarious though, lots of hidden gems in there. kzbin.info/aero/PLN4REFgR_gqscvi8x_x2bVxObjMTLVB68

[@edaphix]

one of Rendogs Kingdomcraft episodes (episode 12 I think look for Iskall and a bunkbed if you want the clip) he says to Iskall "When you log off im gonna rub my juices all over your bed" so he has always been like this lmao I love it

[@johnjohnfofohniam]

Alternative title: Ren being a bisexual drunk for five minutes straight

[@meteorsoda369]

BAHAHAHA YES

[@isagreenleaf7646]

I laughed audibly

[@bloodsuczz0000]

Simply yes :D

[@velocityaviation.]

*pansexual, he said ladies, gentlemen, anyone, get in line.

[@kylaajm3411]

@@velocityaviation. actually, Bisexual people can like non binary and others who identify differently too! Theres a common misconception that since Bi means both, it only means you like men OR women, and pan can like all. However, bisexuality is actually the attraction to two or more genders, whereas pansexuality focuses more on the personality and traits of the person, rather than how they choose to identify! Hope this helps!

[@Gamerkitty6274]

well now we know why ren and hbomb get along so well

[@Masked.Victim]

No shit

[@jisint]

wait who is h?im familiar but i forgot

[@Gamerkitty6274]

@@jisint hbomb94!

[@jisint]

oh yeah

[@its_rylee_428]

Isnt h on dream smp or somethin?

[@thatoneguy9993]

"ladies get in line, ladies and gentlemen, anybody can get in line" -rendog pansexual moment

[@meteorsoda369]

pansexual ren is my favorite headcanon (not irl tho lol)

[@peepytime]

@@meteorsoda369 Pls don't say things like that. You can't "headcanon" things about a REAL LIFE person

[@meteorsoda369]

@@peepytime that’s why i said not irl, i’m talking about the character :)

[@tessak2174]

oh yes that was so funny

[@goopypegasus-7740]

@@meteorsoda369 wdym character

[@Grovyle90]

I love how rendog is unintentionally inappropriate, but then there are times when he knows exactly what he's saying...

[@reethelemon]

Not only rendog, when Grian was pranking scar by killing him and giving him a lot of xp, while scar was collecting xp scar said "i have a lot of balls on my face and it's crazy" He probably unintentionally made a innapropriate joke but that's so hilarious taken out of context, even Grian laughed.

[@eclipse4507]

I dunno, Scar seems to make a suspiciously high amount of "unintentional" inappropriate jokes hahaha

[@phroggy_8018]

I remember that and being like "🤨"

[@fiaghost4759]

no, scar definitely does this on purpose. this is the guy who said "i am quite the stripper!" while showing his strip mine

[@reethelemon]

@@fiaghost4759 Lmao

[@TayBun]

okay, but I like to think he is completely innocent. ik he's a grown ass man, but like, he's a grown ass Disney man.

[@timurkotulic3948]

"This is quite a big one though" "That's what she said" "Sorry, that one was too hard to resist" *That's what she said*

[@TopOceanKitty_Gacha]

*EXACTLY!* me and my mom have a field day when we binge hc together!

[@lizziebethh]

Ren is hilarious 😂😂 The other day, Ren made a "that's what she said" joke, and Iskall didn't know what it meant and I almost died 😂😂😂 Edit: maybe it was Iskall acting, idk. Whichever way, it was funny lol

[@digitalink2901]

Where from? Id like to see that

[@lizziebethh]

@@digitalink2901 on one of Xisuma's livestreams, I think it was a Clash Of The Creaters Achievement Hunt 😊

[@umbrellagirl8732]

@@digitalink2901 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHO0lnypq96Znbs at 2:43:26 :-)

[@rapidlemon906]

to be honest i didnt get but..

[@aevus]

I think iskall new exactly what ren was talking about, but he was using self deprecating humour

[@tvaettis0653]

I remember in the start of s7 when cleo said to a spider ”Come in my face!” then couldn’t stop laughing 🤣

[@infernalsquid]

i require a link

[@tvaettis0653]

Siddharth A. It was during a hermitcraft stream day, lemme try to find it

[@ChiefJoey5971]

@@tvaettis0653 did u?

[@tvaettis0653]

CHIEF JOEY nah sadly not. I found a stream from early s7 but not that clip

[@RomaNickel]

It feels so weird hearing stuff like this from Hermits, because they usually never say such things xD

[@lunaabhinaya3577]

It's strange cuz we're not used to hear the hermits saying such thing, but at the same time it's weirdly hilarious XD

[@ashy1687]

Keralis says stuff like this from time to time and it always manages to catch me off guard lol

[@erinnstreeter]

The one and only time I went to Ren's chat, I made a MILD innuendo based on something he said, a comment that wouldn't be out of place in any of these clips - and a mod silenced me! Never been back.

[@subhasishghosh6924]

keralis once said gigacock

[@dctrsnapl]

@@subhasishghosh6924 ok so hes talking about a specific bird in cleos zoo

[@Talmiior]

Rendog has come a long way from highly inappropriate jokes, to just mildly inappropriate, which for me, ironically, the mildly is far more amusing

[@chintu.laddurao3029]

“There’s lots of ways to increase heart rate if you know what I’m saying” Yes Ren, yes...

[@nathanielredig3957]

Shock collar

[@CommissarChaotic]

Magic pain glove

[@aleaf1494]

Fear

[@ZIIV245]

Yes like threatening someone with a gun that's a good way on raising heart rate from personal experience

[@BlackKishan]

Cake!

[@iceagebaby.y]

by his words it's not exactly straight

[@smirror196]

LMAO YEA LIKE idk if he is bi but either way, the Bi energy is ~immaculate~

[@LaurenT3G]

"Ladies get in line! Ladies and gentlemen, anyone can get in the line!"

[@nutellafan770]

@@LaurenT3G Ur everywhere

[@LaurenT3G]

@@nutellafan770 Define everywhere--?

[@justdrums8273]

I think hes just really really supportive and trying his best XD

[@APEX_GOH.907]

4:00 The cow pulled out the ono reverse card and milked Ren

[@rusticrini]

It seems more funny comming out from a chill and family friendly server member... I've caught other members using slightly naughty words and cursing... And even if it's basic and mild, it always seems 1000 times more hilarious than other youtubers who randomly curse and use courses and inappropriate words...

[@ashy1687]

Man, Keralis and Xisuma's conversation about "giving head" is still one of the funniest moments in HC! That was unexpected but hilarious

[@ashy1687]

@KATHERINA CARLA DE RAMOS yep it was in Xisuma's video but Keralis didn't put it in his I think

[@farrela3620]

@@ashy1687 which X video?

[@agentprismarine2778]

@@ashy1687 link please

[@tehasimo5937]

@Ellie Searle commenting for link

[@memorysnake1646]

2:48 OMG DOC JUST MADE IT WORSE I CANT-

[@vivo_archived]

LMFAO

[@lunaabhinaya3577]

He really did made it worse XD

[@memorysnake1646]

It was so funny Tho

[@dctrsnapl]

wait how

[@memorysnake1646]

Ur innocent to know-

[@stachvandenbosch1537]

3:40 "that one was too hard to resist" that's what she said

[@R_-qs4fo]

the entire video in one sentence my dude

[@nineadvary8539]

Nice

[@18idlesuggest]

I like the Hermits doing some adult things sometimes. It gives you sense that Hermitcraft is not just for kids

[@stephenkrahling1634]

The funny thing is I feel like out of all the hermits his videos are probably some of the most enjoyable for younger kids, he's so good at the roleplay he basically never breaks his own "character"

[@snowy5363]

i think i need to start watching rendog streams lmao

[@meteorsoda369]

definitely yes!! they’re super fun

[@blehhhhhh]

love how at the clips before 3:18 stress and grian just laugh but iskall is the living definition of 😐

[@TheBoredOneMakinVids]

"Your juices are so tasty, my dude." - rendog

[@SodioC]

New Discord user: “I’m female” Discord mods in the next 10 seconds: 2:12

[@that_cupoftea]

haha

[@ananomaly3346]

I’ll never forget doc saying “loly(presumably holy) shit I’m rich” in X’s video And Wels naming his tool “knight’s hoe”

[@soup7798]

Link to doc saying it?

[@ananomaly3346]

@@soup7798 I’ll try my best, it was early in season 7, X was moving villagers in the nether

[@ananomaly3346]

@@soup7798 Hermitcraft episode 889 13:53

[@Jaydee-wd7wr]

“Cleo don’t know who she’s freakin’ with”

[@elisabethrosie1065]

Oh my lord don’t tell me that’s what that line meant?! XD

[@MouseySky]

@@elisabethrosie1065 Yep. When I listened to Hermitgang I thought "this would be interesting if they weren't being family friendly"

[@moorshadow]

I love how he sometimes pauses and realizes, the proceeds to dig himself deeper.

[@MartianMeli]

Is Rendog bi? No idea. But is he an icon for all bi people? 100%

[@Annathedragon3]

This made me laugh so hard and I have no clue why lol

[@hallob9939]

i feel like hes good at flirting without even trying

[@jvostudio]

I like how everything Ren says sounds unintentionally sexy out of context lol

[@fortissimoh8641]

Ren: Rub me Iskall! Grian: I-I’m gonna need you to stop saying that-

[@donotperceiveme6198]

my entire reaction to the whole video is laughing followed by "ren you cant say that here!"

[@turbotommy666]

2:47 Stressmonster's laugh gets me every goddamn time! It's so contagious :D I'm dying

[@Jaydee-wd7wr]

If you were to do this again there’s a ton of innuendo in 3rd life. The most notable being a joke about Ren and Cleo flashing each other that not nearly enough people talk about.

[@SharkBait-eo1yw]

This was glorious! Ren is a blessing to this planet!

[@noahjames4019]

0:33 this is so goddamn funny simply because of the my dude on the end 😭😭😭

[@sarahdougall9535]

Take a shot every time he says "my dude."

[@Shabobo]

4:43 Oh God I thought Ren said "Let's get you in bed and sheets shall we"

[@buhzs9663]

You couldn't make it worse could you

[@gughghfyfyfhhghrtdyg]

@@buhzs9663 One time my (not really a friend not really a stranger) said to a picture ''Let's bedroom''

[@PhoenixArtz000]

@@gughghfyfyfhhghrtdyg suggestion for a word: acquaintance! :)

[@melaora2327]

"Hey bud, Im gonna need to revoke your rights-"

[@rubyannen9501]

Ren is one of the best anti-depressants there are

[@feneb6497]

You could say that Ren rubbed Grain the wrong way... I'll see myself out.

[@Jay-qk9mk]

That last one would have BBH screaming “LANGUAGE”

[@freemelons1706]

honestly at this point BBH would just gave up

[@Anna_Lindlau]

yeah lol

[@vc4001]

Lmaooo

[@henrylarson6970]

Bring bbh to hermitcraft JUST so that he can shout language at Ren

[@Anna_Lindlau]

@@henrylarson6970 hahahahahahahaha

[@no-yg3bj]

please make more of these

[@umbrellagirl8732]

👀

[@rusticrini]

+1

[@drawingsandthings1291]

100000% agree

[@dctrsnapl]

woah sus

[@danaj7725]

During the HHH livestream working on the evergiven ren said he “got some wood” and cleo practically died.

[@Door227]

i like how unlike other hermits who might not realize what theyre saying, he fully realizes it every single time and goes deeper every single time

[@Peku_G]

Its his nature, once he starts, nothing shall stop him

[@Escapestarlight]

Your honour, he's my favourite, and he's allowed to say whatever he wants. I love this dog man to bits 🤣

[@musclechicken9036]

Everyone is laughing at ren, meanwhile poor iskall awkwardly and uncomfortably laughing

[@cookiekunty]

Ren giving us bi energy 🥲✨

[@wropkladfgcvnmqwertyoiugh3378]

Is that a good thing or bad thing?

[@cookiekunty]

@@wropkladfgcvnmqwertyoiugh3378 make it what you want :)

[@cheeseypuff9819]

Is Ren bi, or is that just his ✨ vibe ✨

[@cookiekunty]

@@cheeseypuff9819 no clue, either way love the vibe

[@luihn7328]

@@cheeseypuff9819 uhhh i think hes said hes straight but honestly hes not against flirting with men

[@diobrando6245]

Queenbmomma: walk to cactus Ren: nooooo Ren: *saw the Excalibur* "Let's get you into the vending machine"

[@VulpisFoxfire]

They were apparently an entirely different sort of queen... :-)

[@Hopppp]

"the Excalibur" pls i'm dying

[@SkulkerBoxx]

I will never think of ren the same way

[@hansgerber8654]

Anakin: "it does feel really good to strip" Padme: "wood, right?" Anakin: "..." Padme".. wood .... right?"

[@camillechap7167]

i don't even watch ren i don't know how this got recommended but i love it

[@meteorsoda369]

This is a sign that you should watch him

[@midnxght.motors6805]

I- I honesty do not think Ren is straight now-. Edit : Hey guys, thanks for the likes. PLEASE STOP FIGHTING IN MY COMMENTS IM A PART OF THE LGBTQ AND IT WAS A MINOR JOKE- THANKS

[@cookiekunty]

🥲 makes me so happy tho

[@cookiekunty]

@@robertrutter8412 straight people are already celebrated enough to it even being a thing don't you think ? I'm not straight so having someone I appreciate and admire representing eventually my people on hermitcraft makes me happy - there you go. 🤗 Also being happy about something doesn't make it being mad for something else.

[@cookiekunty]

@@robertrutter8412 until it's normal representation will matter. You could never understand that if you are part of the priviledged majority.

[@cookiekunty]

@@robertrutter8412 lol, please don't even start something when you are clearly clueless about a topic.

[@opal9583]

@@robertrutter8412 before I knew I was bi, I didn't get it either, but it just feels nice, y'know? That someone ya like to watch and stuff has something in common with ya and went through the same kinda stuff, I'm not good at writing in English, so I probably wrote some stuff wrong, but I hope I helped!

[@ackpyjamas9947]

Stress is the badboyhalo of Hermitcraft

[@ofwgcc2803]

Ain’t no way you think badboyhalo or any of those others are even compatible to these guys

[@tauntre]

*Badboyhalo is the Stress of Dream SMP /lh

[@vc4001]

Lol

[@tumblingartist]

@@tauntre if you don’t mine me asking, what’s “/lh”?

[@tauntre]

@@tumblingartist It means light hearted! It's a tone indicator

[@muncherofpizza]

I remember when Ren was on stream and talking about his sugar factory. Those moments were moments of immense regret.

[@inputoutput2938]

I just love having this video periodically pop up in my home page every few weeks, I watch it every time; it never gets old

[@cosmonaut5509]

There are no possibilities to have Ren be in an incorrect quote. He’s said everything... Edit: how did I get over 1 like tell me honestly

[@olithegeek9713]

Exactly lol

[@kyexmi2752]

just here to remind you of your number of likes :)

[@epicgaming7813]

What about “Epicgaming7 is awesome” -Ren No one could ever say that

[@eggycarton]

This is a bit comical but let’s me honest entirely false. I’ll believe it when ren says “The diameter of Abraham Lincoln’s beard in 1783 reminded me of the flavor of my mattress factory’s monkey mascot.” If he says that then sure I’ll believe it.

[@epicgaming7813]

@@eggycarton Abe Lincoln beard in 1783=nonexistent Flavor of your mattress factory’s monkey mascot=probably nonexistent The sentence is perfectly logical surprisingly

[@StaplezzCosplay._.]

“Dogs are friendly don’t worry!” Ren:

[@imlocksaw]

i love how the hermits dont seem like the type of people to be swearing, making inappropriate jokes, etc. but they always understand when something is said wrong

[@xywen]

himbo energy

[@RoxicAnimations]

Man’s really said pan/bi rights XD 2:27

[@the_sky_is_blue_and_so_am_I]

The one with stress and iskall lol

[@meteorsoda369]

Every time this video shows up in my recommended I just have to watch it and it never fails to make me laugh

[@elianacastillo5962]

"Hermitcraft's all about pg wholesomeness ^^" Ren:

[@Cratacus]

this is why ren is one of my favorites, dosent come out and swear but the jokes are there

[@cosmonaut5509]

L a n g u a g e

[@stick9276]

1:42 My 9 year old brother watching with me: 🚶🏽‍♂️

[@drawingsandthings1291]

Alternate title: Ren acting gay for 5 minutes

[@JasonBason]

“Acting”

[@aero33888]

Bi*

[@J11_boohoo]

That last part proves otherwise Edit: but the iskall one does

[@boonboon89]

This man is so unintentionally funny lmao in or out of context intentional or not. This is gold

[@doddle0725]

"ladies and gentlemen anyone get in line!" thats cannon ren's bi /j

[@aniano39]

That perfect cut on the “it just feels so good to strip….” absolutely killed me

[@Chris-55]

Ren: I'M RUBBING YA MAN Iskall: .____. ok.

[@pastaslut]

PLS I CAN TELL HE REALLY LIKES MAKING THESE JOKES YET BEING FAMILY FRIENDLY AT THE SAME TIME

[@Fleta_Maughner]

Time to reset my brain:-)

[@justcraft8354]

Alternate title: Ren being sus for 5 mins

[@inkfuse5768]

"ladies get in line- ladies and gentlemen; anybody can get in line!" that one quote means a lot. knowing that popular youtubers/streamers are working towards making their corner of the internet a safe space for lgbt folks really restores my hope in humanity

[@floris1576]

Mhm, especially from the likes of Hermicraft that wouldn't typically talk about sexuality

[@inkfuse5768]

@@jaho9200oh yeah he’s not doing any lgbt shit, he just says “shout out to my beautiful lgbtq community you have an ally for life in me”

[@jaho9200]

@@inkfuse5768 when does he say that

[@inkfuse5768]

@@jaho9200 watch his latest video

[@inkfuse5768]

@@jaho9200 there are so many instances, twitter, hardcore series, latest hermitcraft episode at the beginning, saying that it’s just a joke is incredibly poorly researched, great chat

[@maisieaverie6424]

You know that feeling when you find out that Santa isn’t real? Wkxkdkdk this is a joke btw,,

[@mrchickinman9984]

"Hermitcraft is for kids" they said "All the MCYT's in it are PG" they said

[@Reinrr]

Ren just became my new favourite hermit 😆

[@sleepdeprivedstudios8002]

Me: Yeah no im not a simp Also me: *has watched this multiple times*.

[@drawingsandthings1291]

Dont expose me like that shh

[@meteorsoda369]

same

[@witchykittyy]

ME THOUGH????????

[@EnjoyerOfCastle]

“Mildly inappropriate” “MILDLY inappropriate?!” You call THAT mild!

[@Benvii]

It was very mild wdym?

[@benfernandez-sheinbaum3558]

Rendog needs to be like this in his videos!! He’s the most non family friendly hermit, we need some of that in videos!!

[@weaselbee5026]

The funniest thing is that I think Ren was trying to be inclusive by going “ladies and gentleman, anyone can get in the line” but it just ended up sounding really fruity

[@blazeprobablyanimates]

I love this. Thank you.

[@cvillalta]

i love how every hermit is kinda weirded out by these things except stress who just laughs

[@missferret8677]

First thing Ren does in season 8 is zoom in Doc's unmentionables, if this is not a signs for a part 2 I don't know what it is/j

[@wembozandco.807]

This make me appreciate rendog even more now

[@studygirlmilly]

having no context for that last clip is WILD WTFF IS HE DOINGGGG 😭😭😭

[@mangotheotter]

this is honestly the most iv'e laughed in ages. please make more :D

[@Nyerguds]

Ren is one classy dude.

[@TheNicoraniChannel]

"i am gonna milk you dry my dude"

[@imabanana633]

2:24 wow okay, that doesn’t sound very straight