Funny Best Man Speech Elmo

FLUFFED THE OPENING LINE. My Best Man Speech at my friends wedding. Good times and one of the greatest fun filled days in my life. A bit of fun and British humour and comedy. Feel free to click LIKE and SHARE. Over 2,500,000 hits so far which is just amazing. Thank you to everybody who has watched, shared and commented. Is it the Greatest Best Man speech ever? I don't think so but hope you enjoy it anyway! All the best.

[@KPOPChazzter]

"and ladies im sure u all agree with me, todays passed by without much of a ripple" lmao favorite line, too amazing

[@jasonsmith8300]

@Paul he was saying how the men would be sad cause a hot woman (and thats an understatement) is no longer available for any other guy but that women would hardly be bothered by james not being available

[@michaelma44]

@Paul The previous thing he said was that it's a sad day for single men because they won't ever get to date or marry the beautiful girl. He said for the single ladies today passed by without much of a ripple meaning nobody cares because the man is ugly lol. A ripple is a small wave that happens as a result when a small object drops into still water

[@GT_Mustang013]

@@michaelma44 man you're so genius! 😄🇵🇭

[@siegfriedbraun5447]

@Paul "Ripple" is a drink favored by some lower-class folk, and since there was a ban on it at the time, not much of it was going to be consumed. It's history-based; hardly a surprise you'd not get it.

[@DelfinaHanna]

The groom constantly gave a "I'll kick your ass later" look lol

[@jeffshillcutt6818]

That's the sign of a great bm speech...lol

[@TheTezz100]

@@jeffshillcutt6818 & great friendship

[@johnnysgirl3334]

Hysterical!!! The Groom took a beating with a very good nature. Beautiful couple!

[@timjones990]

"From all the girls at Fantasy Palace" best gag had me choking.

[@RJManeri1]

It was a pleasure to watch this mate...

[@rennyboy123]

Cheers Rob glad you enjoyed it. ATB.

[@davidoliver2056]

Peter

[@bertcarline7134]

Peter of

[@anthonymorgan2679]

@@rennyboy123 are they still going strong ace speach

[@BensonAndHedgers]

Gotta love " i haven't spoken to my muva inlaw for 18mths, not that i dont likah i just don't wanna interrupt ah" 😂😂

[@clintgreggory2549]

The line # 5 , Statically speaking your looking at the person most likely to murder you, was genius in its absolute truthfulness. Great speech.

[@Ndi1st]

Aww he’s actually so nervous... my heart when he asked the groom “am I doing alright?” 😭👏🏾❤️❤️

[@dreamofmoneymen]

you can tell how much she loves him by the way she looks at him

[@lancechilds3576]

AStar Screams No DOUBT... Love it... Brilliant Couple!

[@z00h]

10:39 yeah she really loves him alright

[@slicvm]

@@z00h Yeah, she looked away without realizing it.

[@kenmike2010]

Love is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/haXMpp2agJuFprs

[@1BassJohn]

@@z00h are you being serious? That's not exactly a look of lust. Women look, observe.. A woman looking you up and down is not necessarily looks of adoration.

[@cyclingnut2122]

Banging and screwing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he properly stiched up his mate, just brilliant

[@2007Tarkus]

Fuckin Hillarious

[@itsTheGamingSource]

LOL you can tell hes so worried at what his best man is going to say next.

[@kenmike2010]

Love is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/haXMpp2agJuFprs

[@realPenrodPooch]

TOTALLY!! 😆

[@lindanemnguni1621]

He knows he can't hold water so he will tell it all 🤣

[@lisalangille2071]

His body language tells it all!!! 5:00mins in to the speech, he’s sweating 😓 and wiping his forehead!!!

[@lisalangille2071]

She looks a bit nervous too!

[@fman02]

The phrase "punching above his (very ample) weight" springs to mind.

[@davidross1503]

"Bed with her dummy, funny how history repeats itself" ......Hilarious.....

[@AAKhanivore]

The dummy line was magic 😂 I wonder how they are getting on 10 years later, all 4 of them. Need an update video :)

[@euanaird]

I laughed from beginning to end. THAT is the epitome of a best man's speech.Absolutely fabulous.

[@mrblue9792]

Total and utter GENIUS! That has the funniest Best Man speech I have ever heard! 10/10 - BRILLIANT!

[@JCHornerTV]

He saved it there. Got into his stride after a nervous start. Great speech.

[@miketravis6149]

I have only been a best man once, and I was shit! This guy nails it. Loved to have had his confidence.

[@miketravis6149]

I think my daughter and her boyfriend will be getting married soon, and I hope, thanks to watching this chap I will be making a good confident Father of the bride speech. Maybe not as saucy though lol.

[@lifegoals9528]

He wasn't confident though, he was trembling throughout.

[@sonievkay]

the bride is gorgeous

[@manonmoon12]

+sonie v.kay Yeah, how's he managed to pull that. He must have a few quid in his pocket.

[@sonievkay]

+sonie v.kay she kinda resemble jennamarble from youtube lol...they have a similar smile

[@manonmoon12]

sonie v.kay He looks like Butch from the tv series Gotham

[@sonievkay]

Simple Simon lol ur so mean!

[@KDD8]

+Simple Simon Bill Cosby can teach you how

[@sharbhanu]

Thatz what friendship is all about. What better moment in life u get when u raise a toast for your best friend on his wedding... Amazing speech and toast!!! Bravo.

[@marleneellis871]

This has to be the funniest speech I have ever heard. I had tears running down my face. Brilliant.

[@engineerated5627]

Nothing could probably be better than this.

[@apoorvpatole777]

people who disliked the video probably had d worst best man disaster at their wedding, i guess...coz this man is hilariously amazing here...

[@ronarts2005]

Beautiful bride!! Lucky guy!! Hope they stay married for a long long time!! (FOREVER)!!

[@shelovinthecrew]

That first joke was so cold fucking hell

[@christopherclink6931]

This is so foreign to me. People who care. Such a lovely thing to see.

[@ChrisTurner1972]

I gotta say that i watched in silence and tears of laughter , thinking this Groom is losing his will to live .... hahahaha well done mate what a speech , best i have ever heard and trust me i will not be hearing one any better soon ..... TOP MAN

[@rennyboy123]

Cheers Cee Jay glad you enjoyed it!!

[@bevking3821]

Cee Jay Tunezy w

[@jeffreywoolley9674]

Dude should be a stand up comic, hysterical

[@haloeffect44]

I did a similar speech to my brother at his wedding. We haven't spoken in years. These look like true best friends. Lucky to have each other. Awesome.

[@Jonknight83]

Great speech, I've got to be honest I am stealing most of this!!

[@rennyboy123]

+jonathan knight - Hey Jonathan, glad you liked it and thanks for commenting. Good luck with your speech!! Still seems like yesterday I gave mine. All the best.

[@kiwisurftime]

Science shows that intelligence and humour are linked. The best man must have a PHD. Thank you for sharing your day

[@campen777]

Well if I ever get married again I want him as my best man , bloody brilliant

[@aks957]

Two reasons watch this again n again.. great speech and even more beautiful bride

[@rulocheewe]

aaawwww i thought he was going to speak like Elmo

[@laurac9025]

Thankyou for sharing this amazing moment...best man wow what a legend! all the best to your family xxx

[@wesleymartenson6079]

This extremely beautiful and amazing 😍❤️,well how are you doing today Laura?

[@dgordon130]

This gentleman did a simply excellent job. Clearly shared with much love to the new couple. My hat is off to you.

[@martbennett3950]

Only a best mate could get away with that, well done, pretty funny...

[@norbertpaxman]

I'm best man in July 2015,if I can do half as good a job I'd be happy Great great speech !

[@Ridley2907]

Watch this video every now and then and the "from all the girls at the Fantasy Palace" kills me every time. Hope they are still mates and keeping well.

[@Richardo_Falk]

The child managed to cry over 15 minutes and all of the "shhhh shhhh shhhhhhh" did not work. What's that supposed to tell the parents? Right... show finally respect to all the other and leave the room. Anyway, brilliant speech.

[@FPVSteve]

Wish I had a mate like this. Cracking job.

[@basilprabhakar7028]

Great speech. The part where he said "banging and screwing" was hilarious. Brit humour cannot be surpassed. Great delivery, great punch lines....too good. Well done....

[@rmhaddad1]

Funny, but the love is so obvious! James is lucky to have a beautiful wife and the best loving best friend!

[@Hondadctrider]

Still the greatest best man speech I've seen on KZbin.

[@delfisky3012]

I think the groom took it really well, he was squirming a bit, but he enjoyed it not knowing what was coming. Only his best mate and here, his best man could get away with this banter. I loved it! And what a great wedding. Everyone and the venue looked classy.

[@JasonSmith-vj1de]

He might have been squirming a lot, and I don't blame him at all, but at 12:31 you can see hims say "He's so funny."

[@sandmanmod24]

by far the best "best man" speech I have seen

[@terryb2250]

I keep coming back to this every time the lad is a genius

[@sherryt6618]

imagine how much he makes his wife and family laugh. i hope i find someone as funny as him someday!

[@rennyboy123]

Hi Instantramen - He he many thanks for your comment. Im not sure my wife thinks Im very funny though!!. Immature maybe but not funny lol!! Take care and thanks alot for taking the time to comment.

[@gunamerstravels]

Banging and Screwing hahahahaha ...

[@jasonsmith8300]

all the girls at the fantasy palace

[@1GaNTa]

Have you grew up yet? welcome back.

[@MrBobdawes]

Brillant. The bride is gorgeous!

[@yungxample8079]

the bride of honour would have a shit ton of pressure on her..

[@leeyoung1760]

Yung Xample you don't have bride of honour in the uk

[@ttonypayne5077]

Fantastic brought tears to my eyes. All the best to the happy couple

[@clairewillis9271]

Brilliant speech! The banging & screwing bit was hilarious!! Lol. Well done

[@abwab01]

i kid you not... i have literally watched this more than 10 times. i just can't get enough of it!!!

[@jeannebaker8097]

What a BEAUTIFUL bride! I'm surprized some royal didn't snatch her up. Ah, love. . .and that best man was quite funny.

[@craigwilson7731]

I am getting married in july 2016 and I have been watching loads of speech videos. You hear the same jokes being cracked in most of them. This 1 however most of the jokes seem original and very funny. Easily the best speech I have watched.

[@crystaldawnstarr]

Since first seeing this video years ago, I can not tell you how many times I have re-watched it and have shown it to many friends. You did an absolutely fabulous job :) Love this speech and one of the best ever best man speeches :)

[@robertphillips5054]

Totally agree. Watched this so many times now and shown it so many friends and it still makes me laugh every time. He reminds me of Olly Murs cheeky chappie!! This is the ORIGINAL and GREATEST (non-singing) BEST MAN SPEECH on KZbin IMHO. Seen so many people try and copy this guys gags etc but his timing and delivery are very difficult to match under pressure and with a baby crying he smashed it out of the park. TOTAL RESPECT to this guy he absolutely nailed it. PERFECT JOB MAN. Thumbs up!!

[@stevenford727]

The DIY bit made me cry with laughter🤣🤣🤣

[@lisafred373]

I love this! I watched it all the way through and laughed until I cried. You did a hell of a job man. Hope you guys have a long and wonderful marriage. Truly fantastic!

[@Prionel]

The Best o'LUCK to both of you, James and Louise! Thanks for sharing.

[@daretobarebride5337]

Public speaking is not easy, you done a great job, your fried should be proud.

[@lisafred373]

James is a handsome guy with a nice smile. The bride is beautiful! I have watched this many times. Such a great speech!

[@lifegoals9528]

He's a 4, she's an 8. Fair play to him and his inheritance, played footy with him, nice but dim and quite inoffensive.

[@marklloyd3536]

This really is the best wedding speech on the internet

[@rennyboy123]

Cheers Mark, appreciated, im just glad I didnt bomb tbh. ATB.

[@IcefireFitness]

Omg. I'm cryin' hahahahaha... "it's good therapy, I was told to share that!" (after telling everyone in the room that James threw up in 3 pairs of shoes! 🤣🤣🤣) 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@rennyboy123]

That bit was ad lib too lol.

[@johnfogarty7200]

How can anyone with a sense of humour, not like this video ? Great speech

[@rennyboy123]

Totally agree lol!! COMEDY GOLD!! ;)

[@TheKRU251]

What a great speech! Glad to be one of the over three million viewers who found this really funny and enjoyed it immensely.

[@lancechilds3576]

The GREATEST Best-Friend EVER! CONGRATS James.... Truly Blessed!

[@jamesgriffin7933]

WOW, that's amazing! Congrats James and Louise! Both looked the best you could of looked on your day together! LOVE JAMES!

[@MrTantraMan]

5:16 was classic. That is the concept of a marriage right there.

[@alastairharper3783]

absolutely brilliant lovely bloke lovely best man xxx

[@sharvin2304]

Honestly a gorgeous bride!

[@susang1205]

Rennyboy you did a fantastic job! Your humour, delivery and execution won your audience over from start to finish. Applauding you!

[@kathykrucik7807]

I've watched this speech at least 5 times...and laugh every time ...this is my all time favorite best man speech... well done!!

[@fabpete]

Just pure class with excellent delivery mate. You can tell that you're more like family than simply just friends. Cheers.

[@MattWillisVideoProductions2023]

I bet James had u over his knee after lol. Absolutely brilliant!

[@ianpud]

brilliant,used most of this at my daughters wedding......top man great speech

[@grsl4026]

Can’t help but think he got the better deal here. 😂

[@Vortigan07]

hahaha brilliant! The "funny how history repeats itself" moment made me cry, I knew it was coming but still it got me 😂 And for those of you that have chosen to spit your acid in the comments about the groom's appearance or about how it's just a cringe speech etc, I've been around long enough to know that it's *all* coming from a place of envy and of failure in *your* life! So you crack on, nobody cares!

[@RoastbeefenFrance]

This is probably THE best best man's speech that I've ever watched! Well done.

[@kiwisurftime]

watched this a year ago and still the most brilliant best man speech ever.

[@emmacarroll5865]

This is fantastic! Always makes me chuckle! Well done 👌🏻😊

[@ryanmartin5003]

watched a lot of videos this is by far one if not the best iv seen rennyboy123 you done a cracking job, and the wedding venue looks amazing aswell as bride and groom hope they are living a happy life

[@rennyboy123]

Hey Ryan - Cheers for the comment - I did take a while to put the speech together so really glad you liked it. It was a pretty big wedding so I put as much effort into it as possible!!

[@bdub7826]

That was thee best wedding speech ever , hands down lmao

[@EM-wd2vg]

Only just discovered this, what an amazing speech...

[@LouisaKellyHarper]

I live in Southampton....😁 I love this speech, I’m currently on a best man/maid of honour speech binge 😂

[@bestdayweddings8770]

Good speech, and well delivered. There are 3 general elements to a good wedding speech: 1. Intro - welcome everyone and thank them for coming 2. 3 stories - funny, touching, sentimental 3. Wrap - be sure to include what the Bride and Groom want you to say Be confident, relaxed, practiced, and you’ll deliver a great speech. Well done.

[@Splintercell373]

Number 5 from the list completly killed me hahahahaha

[@roughryder5]

You sir are a comedian. Been searching for some good best man speeches and I just hit gold.

[@BlandNutz]

My best mate had an adults only wedding and it was the best one I've been to, not bored annoying kids running about or crying over nothing.

[@LujackLvr]

My sister also had a NO CHILDREN wedding & reception. Of course there were a few guests would dragged their young screaming kiddos but she & my brother-in-law had anticipated that & hired babysitters. I daresay that child had a pair of lungs that strangely lasted ALL THROUGH THE TOAST--someone should have had the decency to slit its throat for the entire ceremony. Or the next best thing: take the child outside & let it wail to its heart's content.

[@MartinRodgers2255]

But sometimes it's the kids that make a wedding funny too! When all the pleasentries are done let them be, but within your control, they will learn from it.

[@kenmike2010]

Love is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/haXMpp2agJuFprs

[@BIGREDMACHINE070678]

So wished I had watched this before my brothers wedding....excellent speech

[@BIGREDMACHINE070678]

Ryan Willes Why do people like you feel the need to criticise other people, get of that pedalastool and get a life

[@alexcwilde]

Ryan Willes Is English your first language? We enjoy using commas and quotation marks, please give them a try. Also, we would never say 'my few braincells I have left' but rather 'the few brain cells I have left'. Good luck with the brain situation Ryan.

[@exaluk]

you absolutely killed it, props!

[@antonydandrea]

This is a ROAST hahaha

[@adamlaidler7201]

u

[@bricksquad9552]

7:12 "I can't believe you told that one."

[@TheTezz100]

There isn't a best man's speach without an embarrassing story from the past though 😂

[@pokeutopia]

One of the best best man speech I've heard

[@davrodschannel3791]

The DIY bit was very funny. 'Banging & screwing'

[@nixonhendrix2852]

This was the funniest Best Man Speech i've seen, it's amazing

[@loosewheels1000]

That was really good, haven't laughed like this for ages.

[@mickpower7414]

Stirling effort. Best man carried it off with aplomb. And boy do we need a good laugh these days

[@pr4442]

God know how I got here, but glad I did. A cracking good performance. Well done!

[@peziki]

This is really a "Roast the Groom" speech.