Funny Best Man Speech Elmo

[@KPOPChazzter]

"and ladies im sure u all agree with me, todays passed by without much of a ripple" lmao favorite line, too amazing

[@jasonsmith8300]

@Paul he was saying how the men would be sad cause a hot woman (and thats an understatement) is no longer available for any other guy but that women would hardly be bothered by james not being available

[@michaelma44]

@Paul The previous thing he said was that it's a sad day for single men because they won't ever get to date or marry the beautiful girl. He said for the single ladies today passed by without much of a ripple meaning nobody cares because the man is ugly lol. A ripple is a small wave that happens as a result when a small object drops into still water

[@GT_Mustang013]

@@michaelma44 man you're so genius! 😄🇵🇭

[@siegfriedbraun5447]

@Paul "Ripple" is a drink favored by some lower-class folk, and since there was a ban on it at the time, not much of it was going to be consumed. It's history-based; hardly a surprise you'd not get it.

[@DelfinaHanna]

The groom constantly gave a "I'll kick your ass later" look lol

[@jeffshillcutt6818]

That's the sign of a great bm speech...lol

[@TheTezz100]

@@jeffshillcutt6818 & great friendship

[@RJManeri1]

It was a pleasure to watch this mate...

[@rennyboy123]

Cheers Rob glad you enjoyed it. ATB.

[@davidoliver2056]

Peter

[@bertcarline7134]

Peter of

[@anthonymorgan2679]

@@rennyboy123 are they still going strong ace speach

[@johnnysgirl3334]

Hysterical!!! The Groom took a beating with a very good nature. Beautiful couple!

[@clintgreggory2549]

The line # 5 , Statically speaking your looking at the person most likely to murder you, was genius in its absolute truthfulness. Great speech.

[@ChrisTurner1972]

I gotta say that i watched in silence and tears of laughter , thinking this Groom is losing his will to live .... hahahaha well done mate what a speech , best i have ever heard and trust me i will not be hearing one any better soon ..... TOP MAN

[@rennyboy123]

Cheers Cee Jay glad you enjoyed it!!

[@bevking3821]

Cee Jay Tunezy w

[@miketravis6149]

I have only been a best man once, and I was shit! This guy nails it. Loved to have had his confidence.

[@miketravis6149]

I think my daughter and her boyfriend will be getting married soon, and I hope, thanks to watching this chap I will be making a good confident Father of the bride speech. Maybe not as saucy though lol.

[@BroskiRIP]

He wasn't confident though, he was trembling throughout.

[@johnfogarty7200]

How can anyone with a sense of humour, not like this video ? Great speech

[@rennyboy123]

Totally agree lol!! COMEDY GOLD!! ;)

[@cyclingnut2122]

Banging and screwing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he properly stiched up his mate, just brilliant

[@2007Tarkus]

Fuckin Hillarious

[@dreamofmoneymen]

you can tell how much she loves him by the way she looks at him

[@lancechilds3576]

AStar Screams No DOUBT... Love it... Brilliant Couple!

[@z00h]

10:39 yeah she really loves him alright

[@slicvm]

@@z00h Yeah, she looked away without realizing it.

[@kenmike2010]

Love is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/haXMpp2agJuFprs

[@1BassJohn]

@@z00h are you being serious? That's not exactly a look of lust. Women look, observe.. A woman looking you up and down is not necessarily looks of adoration.

[@timjones990]

"From all the girls at Fantasy Palace" best gag had me choking.

[@BensonAndHedgers]

Gotta love " i haven't spoken to my muva inlaw for 18mths, not that i dont likah i just don't wanna interrupt ah" 😂😂

[@mrblue9792]

Total and utter GENIUS! That has the funniest Best Man speech I have ever heard! 10/10 - BRILLIANT!

[@sharbhanu]

Thatz what friendship is all about. What better moment in life u get when u raise a toast for your best friend on his wedding... Amazing speech and toast!!! Bravo.

[@euanaird]

I laughed from beginning to end. THAT is the epitome of a best man's speech.Absolutely fabulous.

[@marleneellis871]

This has to be the funniest speech I have ever heard. I had tears running down my face. Brilliant.

[@JCHornerTV]

He saved it there. Got into his stride after a nervous start. Great speech.

[@ronarts2005]

Beautiful bride!! Lucky guy!! Hope they stay married for a long long time!! (FOREVER)!!

[@haloeffect44]

I did a similar speech to my brother at his wedding. We haven't spoken in years. These look like true best friends. Lucky to have each other. Awesome.

[@Jonknight83]

Great speech, I've got to be honest I am stealing most of this!!

[@rennyboy123]

+jonathan knight - Hey Jonathan, glad you liked it and thanks for commenting. Good luck with your speech!! Still seems like yesterday I gave mine. All the best.

[@engineerated5627]

Nothing could probably be better than this.

[@davidross1503]

"Bed with her dummy, funny how history repeats itself" ......Hilarious.....

[@Ndidi1st]

Aww he’s actually so nervous... my heart when he asked the groom “am I doing alright?” 😭👏🏾❤️❤️

[@sherryt6618]

imagine how much he makes his wife and family laugh. i hope i find someone as funny as him someday!

[@rennyboy123]

Hi Instantramen - He he many thanks for your comment. Im not sure my wife thinks Im very funny though!!. Immature maybe but not funny lol!! Take care and thanks alot for taking the time to comment.

[@itsTheGamingSource]

LOL you can tell hes so worried at what his best man is going to say next.

[@kenmike2010]

Love is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/haXMpp2agJuFprs

[@realPenrodPooch]

TOTALLY!! 😆

[@lindanemnguni1621]

He knows he can't hold water so he will tell it all 🤣

[@lisalangille2071]

His body language tells it all!!! 5:00mins in to the speech, he’s sweating 😓 and wiping his forehead!!!

[@lisalangille2071]

She looks a bit nervous too!

[@nfredthia]

I've given about a half-dozen (hopefully humorous) wedding speeches over the last several years and I make it a point to listen to other people's speeches at weddings, mainly to see if I can learn new material. Your speech is one of the funniest speeches I've ever heard. The material is great, but your delivery is what really charms the audience.

[@rennyboy123]

Hey nfredthia - I may have looked calm like a duck on the surface but underneath my legs were flapping and my heart was beating out of my chest. The crowd loved it though so I think I pulled it off ok!! Good luck with your next one!! ))

[@sandmanmod24]

by far the best "best man" speech I have seen

[@dgordon130]

This gentleman did a simply excellent job. Clearly shared with much love to the new couple. My hat is off to you.

[@Hondadctrider]

Still the greatest best man speech I've seen on KZbin.

[@kathykrucik7807]

I've watched this speech at least 5 times...and laugh every time ...this is my all time favorite best man speech... well done!!

[@eviemc]

Probably the best speech on line 😂😂

[@AAKhanivore]

The dummy line was magic 😂 I wonder how they are getting on 10 years later, all 4 of them. Need an update video :)

[@mitchisms]

Clay Pigeon Preservation Society (CPPS) hahahaha. Great speech Ian. The opener where you mentioned that you were under pressure to perform because James said you could be his best man at his next wedding if you did a good job had me in bits, as did the "bangin' and screwin' bit.

[@rennyboy123]

Cheers Mitch. Really glad you enjoyed it. It was such a great day!! All the best and thanks for sharing!! )))

[@aks957]

Two reasons watch this again n again.. great speech and even more beautiful bride

[@BIGREDMACHINE070678]

So wished I had watched this before my brothers wedding....excellent speech

[@BIGREDMACHINE070678]

Ryan Willes Why do people like you feel the need to criticise other people, get of that pedalastool and get a life

[@alexcwilde]

Ryan Willes Is English your first language? We enjoy using commas and quotation marks, please give them a try. Also, we would never say 'my few braincells I have left' but rather 'the few brain cells I have left'. Good luck with the brain situation Ryan.

[@susang1205]

Rennyboy you did a fantastic job! Your humour, delivery and execution won your audience over from start to finish. Applauding you!

[@christopherclink6931]

This is so foreign to me. People who care. Such a lovely thing to see.

[@sonievkay]

the bride is gorgeous

[@manonmoon12]

+sonie v.kay Yeah, how's he managed to pull that. He must have a few quid in his pocket.

[@sonievkay]

+sonie v.kay she kinda resemble jennamarble from youtube lol...they have a similar smile

[@manonmoon12]

sonie v.kay He looks like Butch from the tv series Gotham

[@sonievkay]

Simple Simon lol ur so mean!

[@KDD8]

+Simple Simon Bill Cosby can teach you how

[@basilprabhakar7028]

Great speech. The part where he said "banging and screwing" was hilarious. Brit humour cannot be surpassed. Great delivery, great punch lines....too good. Well done....

[@KashueofFlame]

I dont know if you monitor this, but I have listened to this speech 4 times and I had a notepad in my hand 3 out of those 4 times... genius! I applaud you, sir!

[@rennyboy123]

Hi Charles - So glad you liked it and thanks for taking the time to comment. It still seems like yesterday I gave the speech. Just a fantastic day forever etched in my memory. I trust you are best man soon...? Feel free to grab whatever lines you need. I applaud all the "Best Men" out there as it isnt an easy job in my opinion. GOOD LUCK AND ALL THE BEST!!.

[@laurac9025]

Thankyou for sharing this amazing moment...best man wow what a legend! all the best to your family xxx

[@wesleymartenson6079]

This extremely beautiful and amazing 😍❤️,well how are you doing today Laura?

[@norbertpaxman]

I'm best man in July 2015,if I can do half as good a job I'd be happy Great great speech !

[@crystaldawnstarr]

Since first seeing this video years ago, I can not tell you how many times I have re-watched it and have shown it to many friends. You did an absolutely fabulous job :) Love this speech and one of the best ever best man speeches :)

[@robertphillips5054]

Totally agree. Watched this so many times now and shown it so many friends and it still makes me laugh every time. He reminds me of Olly Murs cheeky chappie!! This is the ORIGINAL and GREATEST (non-singing) BEST MAN SPEECH on KZbin IMHO. Seen so many people try and copy this guys gags etc but his timing and delivery are very difficult to match under pressure and with a baby crying he smashed it out of the park. TOTAL RESPECT to this guy he absolutely nailed it. PERFECT JOB MAN. Thumbs up!!

[@lisafred373]

I love this! I watched it all the way through and laughed until I cried. You did a hell of a job man. Hope you guys have a long and wonderful marriage. Truly fantastic!

[@abwab01]

i kid you not... i have literally watched this more than 10 times. i just can't get enough of it!!!

[@Prionel]

The Best o'LUCK to both of you, James and Louise! Thanks for sharing.

[@ttonypayne5077]

Fantastic brought tears to my eyes. All the best to the happy couple

[@terryb2250]

I keep coming back to this every time the lad is a genius

[@kiwisurftime]

Science shows that intelligence and humour are linked. The best man must have a PHD. Thank you for sharing your day

[@martbennett3950]

Only a best mate could get away with that, well done, pretty funny...

[@fman02]

The phrase "punching above his (very ample) weight" springs to mind.

[@jeannebaker8097]

What a BEAUTIFUL bride! I'm surprized some royal didn't snatch her up. Ah, love. . .and that best man was quite funny.

[@bestdayweddings8770]

Good speech, and well delivered. There are 3 general elements to a good wedding speech: 1. Intro - welcome everyone and thank them for coming 2. 3 stories - funny, touching, sentimental 3. Wrap - be sure to include what the Bride and Groom want you to say Be confident, relaxed, practiced, and you’ll deliver a great speech. Well done.

[@MrBobdawes]

Brillant. The bride is gorgeous!

[@gunamerstravels]

Banging and Screwing hahahahaha ...

[@jasonsmith8300]

all the girls at the fantasy palace

[@1GaNTa]

Have you grew up yet? welcome back.

[@marklloyd3536]

This really is the best wedding speech on the internet

[@rennyboy123]

Cheers Mark, appreciated, im just glad I didnt bomb tbh. ATB.

[@lisafred373]

James is a handsome guy with a nice smile. The bride is beautiful! I have watched this many times. Such a great speech!

[@BroskiRIP]

He's a 4, she's an 8. Fair play to him and his inheritance, played footy with him, nice but dim and quite inoffensive.

[@apoorvpatole777]

people who disliked the video probably had d worst best man disaster at their wedding, i guess...coz this man is hilariously amazing here...

[@campen777]

Well if I ever get married again I want him as my best man , bloody brilliant

[@dankelshecan]

Gave me such a laugh... A comedian, best friend and a gentleman. How lucky your mate is. Well done and thanks so much for sharing

[@TheKRU251]

What a great speech! Glad to be one of the over three million viewers who found this really funny and enjoyed it immensely.

[@RoastbeefenFrance]

This is probably THE best best man's speech that I've ever watched! Well done.

[@Ridley2907]

Watch this video every now and then and the "from all the girls at the Fantasy Palace" kills me every time. Hope they are still mates and keeping well.

[@jayeetadebnath3341]

It can't get any better .... Laughing uncontrollably ..... Well done !!!!!!

[@rulocheewe]

aaawwww i thought he was going to speak like Elmo

[@birmingham77]

Brilliant speech! Beautiful Bride.

[@lancechilds3576]

birmingham77 Jame looked GREAT as well... GREAT COUPLE!

[@nixonhendrix2852]

This was the funniest Best Man Speech i've seen, it's amazing

[@ianpud]

brilliant,used most of this at my daughters wedding......top man great speech

[@rmhaddad1]

Funny, but the love is so obvious! James is lucky to have a beautiful wife and the best loving best friend!

[@jamesgriffin7933]

WOW, that's amazing! Congrats James and Louise! Both looked the best you could of looked on your day together! LOVE JAMES!

[@FPVSteve]

Wish I had a mate like this. Cracking job.

[@bdub7826]

That was thee best wedding speech ever , hands down lmao

[@IcefireFitness]

Omg. I'm cryin' hahahahaha... "it's good therapy, I was told to share that!" (after telling everyone in the room that James threw up in 3 pairs of shoes! 🤣🤣🤣) 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@rennyboy123]

That bit was ad lib too lol.

[@craigwilson7731]

I am getting married in july 2016 and I have been watching loads of speech videos. You hear the same jokes being cracked in most of them. This 1 however most of the jokes seem original and very funny. Easily the best speech I have watched.

[@jeffreywoolley9674]

Dude should be a stand up comic, hysterical

[@hypnolein]

Fantastic speech and beautiful bride too. Best wishes

[@clairewillis9271]

Brilliant speech! The banging & screwing bit was hilarious!! Lol. Well done

[@laurencemarrison5181]

Rennyboy 123 Bravo young man, one of the funniest KZbin Clips I’ve seen in a very long time. I was the best man at my brothers wedding twenty years ago and regarding your brilliant gag in reading out the card from the fantasy Palace, I did a similar thing. Before my speech I secretly asked my other brother to phone my mobile phone about 3 minutes into my routine. He did this which caused a laugh in itself and then I proceeded to bring the house down as I pretended it was Mables Mucky Sauna and they were trying to get hold of the Groom as he’d been in the previous week for and I quote ‘A Sticky Belly Flap Cock’ and had left without paying.. Fond memories indeed and watching your hilarious speech brought it all back to me. I see it was around 6 years ago this wedding took place, it looked a beautiful venue and the bride looked an absolute stunner, the Groom and yourself definitely looked like best friends and although he looked a tad embarrassed at times and it’s funny he did, you could see he was immensely proud of you. I really hope they are still together. In the meantime Renny Boy, be lucky and don’t ever lose the magic..Kind Regards Laurence.

[@rennyboy123]

Hi Laurence - Yep mates for life :) Glad you enjoyed it. Time moves too fast, it still seems like yesterday I made this speech! ATB and wishing you and your family good health and happiness always.

[@delfisky3012]

I think the groom took it really well, he was squirming a bit, but he enjoyed it not knowing what was coming. Only his best mate and here, his best man could get away with this banter. I loved it! And what a great wedding. Everyone and the venue looked classy.

[@JasonSmith-vj1de]

He might have been squirming a lot, and I don't blame him at all, but at 12:31 you can see hims say "He's so funny."

[@tpvalley]

WHY THIS HASNT BEEN ON TV IS BEYOND ME!

[@BlandNutz]

My best mate had an adults only wedding and it was the best one I've been to, not bored annoying kids running about or crying over nothing.

[@LujackLvr]

My sister also had a NO CHILDREN wedding & reception. Of course there were a few guests would dragged their young screaming kiddos but she & my brother-in-law had anticipated that & hired babysitters. I daresay that child had a pair of lungs that strangely lasted ALL THROUGH THE TOAST--someone should have had the decency to slit its throat for the entire ceremony. Or the next best thing: take the child outside & let it wail to its heart's content.

[@MartinRodgers2255]

But sometimes it's the kids that make a wedding funny too! When all the pleasentries are done let them be, but within your control, they will learn from it.

[@kenmike2010]

Love is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/haXMpp2agJuFprs

[@wyldfangs]

I want a best man like him. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.

[@lenapps6252]

this is got to be the most funniest speech i've heard in years brilliant !!

[@Vendrix86]

she's gorgeous. Great job with the speech.

[@daretobarebride5337]

Public speaking is not easy, you done a great job, your fried should be proud.

[@lifewithjimmy4389]

Beautiful bride!! Handsome groom!!

[@Vortigan07]

hahaha brilliant! The "funny how history repeats itself" moment made me cry, I knew it was coming but still it got me 😂 And for those of you that have chosen to spit your acid in the comments about the groom's appearance or about how it's just a cringe speech etc, I've been around long enough to know that it's *all* coming from a place of envy and of failure in *your* life! So you crack on, nobody cares!

[@MrNunyoBidness]

I love the repeated reassuring hand on the groom's shoulder. Also perhaps to make sure he's remaining seated and hasn't stood up ... :-P Well done!

[@fabpete]

Just pure class with excellent delivery mate. You can tell that you're more like family than simply just friends. Cheers.

[@potsypants7821]

I loved it. Thanks for the laughs. I can only imagine how funny it was if you were there and knew the couple too. Good job. Well done.

[@deegoo7977]

Awesome speech!! Hilarious...... thanks for sharing

[@dchealthperformance]

Awesome speech mate. I was in tears, gave me some great ideas for my mates wedding in a few weeks.

[@pokeutopia]

One of the best best man speech I've heard

[@MartinRodgers2255]

Hate it when someone makes a better speech than yourself..., brills m8.

[@Cheryl7018]

Seen quite a few of these--this is one of the best!!

[@wesleymartenson6079]

Yes of course dear. well how are you doing today Cheryl?

[@gurpreetsingh-xs1xj]

when you say " your life long and very close friend ship began from there" you should see james's face... he's like im not sure its gonna be a life long and very close from now on..... but i must say your really funny and i've watched this video 5 times now... cheers

[@antonydandrea]

This is a ROAST hahaha

[@adamlaidler7201]

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[@marksaunders3047]

Being a Best Man at my friends forthcoming wedding next April 2018 ,I've been checking out a lot of speeches on here and it's clear to been seen just how many are titled "Funniest of Greatest", which aren't practically that funny. Some of the lines are the same which you "Rennyboy 123" also use, but the difference is the way it is delivered. Although you seem to be very much at ease with your material, but your timing is spot on. You're not always looking down on your bit's of paper, you are looking up at the audience. Your speech is very well rehearsed and that to me is what makes this best man speech far more superior to the others that are on KZbin. I was in stiches listening to this, the material was fantastic, not too long, not too short, it was just right being around 15 mins long. It's delivery and execution was spot on. Well done mate.

[@miketravis6149]

I am a Father of the Bride in January so in a similar situation to your good self. I also found myself looking at wedding speeches, that`s when I stumbled on this chap. Obviously more is expected from the best man than the FOTB. He is just the warm up for the Groom and Best man. Good luck Mark, I hope it goes well my friend ;-)

[@pishposh5440]

Bro. YOU sir, as a GENIOUS!!!! If we were in the same country I'd buy you a beer just on principle, lol It's obvious that you all have good love and friendship, what a beautiful, fun, and TRULY Celebratory day, as it ought to be. Cheers!!

[@annemartecarlsen]

Best speech ever made! I have the honor of being maid of honor in two days, your speech made my day- and also helped me finish mine for my friend! Thank you! Marte, Norway

[@rennyboy123]

Cheers Marte - Good luck in 2 days!!

[@rennyboy123]

rennyboy123 How did your maid of honour speech go Marte?? Hope it was epic!!

[@annemartecarlsen]

rennyboy123 It went great! Had a super day! Met the best man night before, all stressed out not being redy with his speech. Gave him some of your jokes - and we rowed it to land together :) Still makes me giggle thinking of you holding this speech! :) And thank you for checking up on me, that's really sweet of you!