reptiles

[@econmachete]

"They do not anthropomorphize, nor do they annidate."

[@meredith414]

I think he might be saying annotate. Who knows though.

[@ArcYT]

furry_irl

[@telgars]

Actually it is 'antedate'

[@CalebAKAOpiesFuneral]

@@telgars ACTUALLY it's "inundate"

[@telgars]

@@CalebAKAOpiesFuneral Hmm no, I stand by my previous comment. He says "antedate".

[@professorduckford4787]

I love when someone asks kyle to repeat himself he leans in but says it even quieter than before

[@evmac]

Lmao

[@thatchewy]

is he crannied or his he bolder ?

[@BushidoBoyd]

boulder, obviously

[@Coleman_H]

BushidoBoyd thasi thoughso

[@thatchewy]

Bobby Greene thats so cute and purified

[@kennyyy4L]

@@thatchewy Do you know if he's an age raider or what is he?

[@marks5946]

Kenny I’m not really sure.

[@funubergames2539]

he always walks away when the conversation is going normally.

[@ImageLimestone]

I do that sometimes

[@camdenadler235]

@@ImageLimestonelmao same

[@jays0909]

"To see if they are really the best creatures for reptiles In this year "

[@austincraig8711]

Yes

[@swayjayy3868]

Of course 😂

[@rankmedia5071]

Talking about reptiles of course

[@stevebrule6172]

Those were the first reptiles that came to earth, you can tell by the grain

[@happybuddyperson]

Steve Brule For your grain.

[@mikeylikey710]

+Steve Brule ya dingus

[@samdeal6504]

Very unique breed and pride

[@tkcaapi2876]

Hungry Af pride lol

[@OVERTLYCLANDESTINE]

hey doc

[@AsmodeusClips]

Whenwasthefirsthimeforsomotheseguys?

[@PkmnTrainerSophia]

first hime, first slime

[@SmellyBackshot]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CheezWhiz360]

the first s l i m e for somoftheseguys??

[@SmellyBackshot]

@@CheezWhiz360 big slime 😔

[@dissonantchaos7724]

First SLIME

[@tombonele]

these lil mini monsters are straight from the heart

[@BCDowns94]

you wanna see em evolve?

[@viciousKev]

@@BCDowns94 Yes.

[@Arch_]

Lmaooooo

[@wr7662]

They do not anthropomorphize, nor do they antedate.

[@cwesley2005]

This should be the tag line for every news cast ever

[@jasoncrumpet9764]

Both Kyle and the cameraman deserve an Oscar for keeping a straight face. I don't know how they do it.

[@samsondube]

If i was the cameraman omg I would not be able to do it.

[@danm2084]

Well... when they crack, they edit it out. Glad to help you understand how they do it! Your welcome!

[@tylerluck378]

To be fair we never see the camera man's face

[@coltonruscheinsky7863]

@@danm2084 That's not in the spirit of Kyle and what he's all about, man!

[@danm2084]

@@coltonruscheinsky7863 lol I must've been grumpy that day. But really.. doesn't know how they do it??

[@SamJohnsonVoice]

I watch this at least 5 times a year

[@samjohnson6754]

Nice name

[@kungfujiujitsufliptrick4832]

like 5 times a month for me at least

[@dexthecelestial]

I watch it 2 -3

[@daizukkesnabela]

Hope you still do my guy

[@keard558]

I find you in the most unexpected and unique places

[@Pnoyz]

FONTANA CAL GECKOS FROM FONTANA CALIFORNIA.

[@lakersnonfan]

says it so abruptly with so much conviction lol

[@Aaron-qk2hj]

@@lakersnonfan Doesn’t even answer Kyle just instantly plugs his reptile business😂

[@Gonthor1000]

"Takin a quick fiver from all those guys crawlin around?" "Fontana cal gekos in fontana california"

[@scottcole1423]

One of my favorite parts 😂

[@Smeepus]

Kyle met his match in that moment

[@rileygalvin2]

Words cannot describe how genius this is. This is comedy at its finest.

[@william_02]

I agree

[@deepwebmp3]

Crazy to come back to this video 9-10 years after I first saw it and see that it has a criminally low amount of views for what it is. Especially after this shit led to him landing a role on Saturday Night Live.

[@Huumf]

Oh no I hate when he leaves when the old guy talking :(

[@alinavaysfligel7249]

ikr?? it seemed like that guy had some good info to share and more importantly, wanted to share it!

[@samsondube]

well he shook his hand atleast lol

[@greatsupper]

He probably was nice to him off camera

[@jasonbourne4784]

That old guy was more senile then Kyle

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

they do not anthropomorphize, nor do they andidate.

[@25neworleanssaints]

These little Minnie monsters are straight from the heart

[@beavage8592]

Hahahahaha best line

[@chadthatsall]

He said it best when he said, “these mini monsters are straight from the heart.” RIP Kyle’s account, hope his SNL stuff gets back to this gold quality level.

[@kungfujiujitsufliptrick4832]

no its "these litlmmn mini monsters are straight from the heart." and yes i agree, they might have even been richer/more famous maybe made a movie together

[@pazuzu643]

If god was fair Kyle would get his own show

[@BR-lx7py]

"Straight from the heart" as he puts his hand on the wrong side :D Genius

[@rynobucket]

That's so cute and purified. I want this shirt.

[@mikeLivornese]

me too

[@kobz48]

Yes. Same

[@mousepig]

haha

[@driftsgardens9526]

ill make some soon.

[@ZeranZeran]

It's been 10 years and I still want this on a Shirt

[@andrewmrcz]

Dude’s talent was totally wasted on SNL

[@moisesbabaejiogbe]

I feel that he can post on KZbin & make it

[@NicolasStadler]

Jesus Christ. Even after all this time, and even taking into account that it's an act, it stays so goddamn awkward to watch.

[@ajacob12]

Lol this

[@drmedwuast]

in 2022, still

[@lydiah28]

I'm waiting for the day when I see a picture of myself in with all the in between pictures

[@somecallmetim46]

I feel sorry for anyone trying to learn English through this video. Just don't.

[@ianalexander4]

somecallmetim46 thanks Tim I've been using Kyle's vids to learn English and I'm doing a great clock with calendar

[@brandonjdean]

@@ianalexander4 lololololollolo

[@brandonjdean]

lollololl that would be a damn shame : P

[@ajsoprano526]

Why would this happen?

[@starryeyedtarot8876]

I had the *exact* same thought the other night lol

[@Jon.so.vile.]

Kyle is just too cute and purified

[@JoeCambo]

Yes, you know what I'm talking about. Scales, fierce, SLIMY!

[@AngelGarcia-177]

is he cranied or is he bolder

[@maxwellelder1495]

Bolder

[@CarlWinslow346]

The pictures in between kill me

[@chuey602]

That's the best freakin part! lol

[@AzWanderers]

fuckin dead when they just do a quick cut after a reaction

[@cwesley2005]

The guy with the two swords

[@CharlesCampo1]

what you're going to find is that because of the smaller fenders. theresthe one thats gonnasurise right there.... You guys have a great one.

[@DjinnsĘnigma]

3:09 "They do not anthropomorphize, nor do they anadate."

[@LiamMayfair]

The conversation with the ginger, oh man, that is a true masterpiece of the Internet. The kid repeating the same kyle's saying like he knows what he's talking about ROFLMAO

[@LeighChristie]

Best part. 100 trecent

[@driftsgardens9526]

lmao i thought he was special i was just trying to be nice I had no idea who he was.

[@igotaglockinmysock]

@@driftsgardens9526 I would do the same thing

[@Jags_Fan_Forever]

@@driftsgardens9526 bro that’s crazy that it’s really you 😂

[@bgockel]

Ginger kid was the smoothest of the bunch.

[@parkergeisttv]

1:57 his glare he gives that guy is amazing

[@Jake-pz7oi]

Seriously, what was that guys problem 😂

[@JM-fc9gm]

I used “cute and purified” in daily conversations with my wife. No joke.

[@impuuurity]

ancient wooden reptile, you can see from the grain that these are the first that came to the earth and have still survived to this day. very unique breed and pride.

[@TheRealXandeRToXic]

The smaller the fenders, the more likely they will survive. Truth.

[@Scoob505]

You wonder. Do people think he is on hard drugs, disabled, or both?

[@YewXYew]

its a comedy skit

[@Scoob505]

I understand this.My question was, what do the people that he is interacting with think.

[@LucaK]

***** I think some people think that he is really socially handicapped.

[@zanebrant]

Sweet profile pic. I wonder if being a Syd Barrett fan is somehow correlated with being a Kyle Mooney fan?

[@Scoob505]

Luca K hahaha!

[@Tbarros822]

Because of the small fenders.. This one will be the one that survives

[@gabesmith9171]

I’m so glad they do not anthropomorphize or annodate

[@byRoyalty]

2:47 was so pure, they had no idea...

[@gooze_design]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[@ronismonis]

i like how as soon as she starts to answer, after about the sixth time asking... it just changes scenes. great editing.

[@JoeCambo]

First slime

[@tarajune69]

The funny thing is, he actually fits in at that convention

[@janethart-zs8cx]

So underused on SNL, shame he is hilarious

[@MrFleen]

“That’s a great one to grade on and I think what you’re gonna find is that because of the smaller fenders, that’s gonna be the one that survives right there.” “Right...”

[@anthonytaylor8859]

These little mini monsters are straight from the heart

[@suppersready]

I'm so glad that Kyle clarified that these little mini-monster do NOT anthropomorphize and do NOT annotate, so many people get this wrong but not Kyle

[@laurenb4471]

thats so cute and purified!

[@sadlife8495]

seeing how patient people always were with him in 2011 gives me hope for people in 2021

[@jenonymous1018]

half of Kyle's questions sound like when I spam the suggestion button on my phone's keyboard

[@LT1]

"Because of the smaller fenders..."

[@tombonele]

i think this is kyles finest interviewing performance

[@meyertring2057]

really the best creatures for reptiles FOR IN THIS YEAR.

[@andrew2377]

The "It does indeed" guy thinks hes a legend lol

[@shamusbob7969]

the way he just walked away while saying that, has his own side-adventure going on we can get on DLC after we die and wanna play the bonus content

[@NougatCN]

Shamus Bob I’d buy it

[@AmaanC]

1:53

[@leorickt.9604]

Such a reptile guy.

[@videogamenostalgia]

You can tell he fucked the assholes of at least 6 reptile fans that day

[@DanielInfrangible]

Dear Kyle, Thank you.

[@wrathofkaneeighty8]

whenwasthefirstslimeforsometheseguys?

[@Waxxumus]

As these mini monsters move on out, we find that their conventions are one of the most fun places to learn and be educated. They do not anthropomorphize nor do they annotate. Please visit your next reptile conventions and support. These mini monsters are straight from the heart.

[@tayloranntube]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a video

[@JasperLeroux]

You, sir, are the master of awkward.

[@joec9336]

They do not anthropomorphize, nor do they anodate.

[@wuhaninstituteofvirology]

``elcome to the reptile convention, yes, y'you know what i'm talkin' about scales, fierce, slimy ! these creatures are both good at night, AND at day let's talk to the people to see if they're real the best creatures FOR reptiles in THIS YEAR !``

[@sampison]

Fontana Cal geckos in Fontana, California

[@mtlewis973]

andrew callaghan getting upset with street talk when kyle was doing this 6 years ago. a true trailblazer

[@proudfoot.proudfoot]

Have watched ten times in 24 hours. tThat last ramble just blows my mind! Really love this character, hope it can be worked into snl somehow KYLEEEEEE.

[@pray4mojo35]

I leaned so much about reptiles and things.

[@KlarxArts]

"second" "me too"

[@piemuggs]

I’ve watched a lot of comedy in my life, but this is upper echelon and may be the funniest character of all time. I remember seeing him do this on Jimmy Kimmel a long time ago and wasn’t sure if it was a gag or he was just autistic. He’s so brilliant in his delivery.

[@zman7117]

That handshake at 2:27 was amazing!

[@bmorebob6624]

“So cute and purified” 😂 I can’t

[@AngelGarcia-177]

Because of the smaller fender's

[@HappyCheeryChap]

Dead frozen rats: The Finest of Fellows!

[@rexb2292]

this is without a doubt the most entertaining thing I've found on youtube to date

[@jamesmoore5090]

2:44 is so damn funny - he makes up absolute nonsense and the people act like they follow

[@jimjimsauce]

I always watch these three times. Once for face value, twice to see kyles reactions to some of the weirder stuff, and third to watch the unease of the interviewees

[@Earo16]

what what what

[@Earo16]

oh man you're someone completely different. I thought that was me

[@Fonchezzzz]

Oh my god, this is the first time I've ever thought of this notion. You are a genius.

[@rhiannonwalsh]

I adore when the camera pans at 1:40. Hilarious. Kyle, please never stop making videos :) xo

[@cassidy5748]

Please bring this back.

[@sonorae-t2z]

they do not anthropormorphize nor do they antodate HAHAHA wtf

[@videoheap]

BECAUSE of the smaller fenders, that's the one that's dunna survive

[@astralacuity]

"These mini monsters are straight from the heart." XD Priceless!

[@charlesmarlowe-cremedas3558]

*Scares, fear, slimy*

[@jonathanrist7532]

I've worked with individuals on the autism spectrum for close to a decade now, and I must say, your acting is incredibly on point.

[@orthodoxmen]

hey!!!!!!!! someone actually translated the last part and it was the top comment back then!!!! where is it now???

[@abibb27]

Kyle is so brave lmfao. I’m gonna miss him on SNL too, let’s hope he comes back doing this stuff 😛

[@kristinalobzhanidze124]

10 Years later and this is still one of the funniest bits ever done, your humor has stood the test of time

[@swims-in-money6672]

This aged like fine wine

[@n.lightnin8298]

Because of the smaller fenders that's going to be the one that survives right there 😂 😂 😂

[@jamiefoxxfromsprint459]

I bet this is what English sounds like to people who only speak German

[@suttree3233]

What he's talking about: 1. Scales 2. Fears 3. Slimy

[@jakesylvester1747]

Scales, Fears, SLIMY

[@davidapplebaum3423]

As soon as the chair guy uses the word “stroking” Kyle just slowly walks away 😂

[@totalmollipop]

That ginger kid has GIANT HANDS.

[@redsoldier6581]

It does indeed

[@lunk7231]

This has aged like a fine wine

[@starsiderelics9521]

rare wooden reptiles

[@smellslikebacon5801]

a very unique breed and pride. hahahaha

[@starsiderelics9521]

As a reptile owner and breeder I have to say honestly that this guy's videos are amazing and I wish he was at every convention making people look stupid

[@yankeeholic1030]

8 years later this shit still makes me laugh lmao

[@zarkflappysheep]

the music between the clips is so nostalgic now it’s so nice

[@ibeemac]

"Do you want to see them evolve"

[@asherjacob3603]

"They do not anthropomorphize. Nor do they annedate."

[@Flacorcuera]

You can usually tell by the circle eyes... Lmao

[@maddermermaid]

These little mini monsters are straight from the heart.

[@SpoonsForks]

i am in love

[@quoe1]

i don't want to watch these but i cant stop. its like the most pleasurable torture.