Repurpose the Cement Mixer | Full Task | Taskmaster

From series 12: Use the cement mixer for something other than mixing cement. Best use of a cement mixer other than mixing cement wins. Your time starts when Alex does an impression of you.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

[@deannamallard7724]

I always love tasks like this one that reveal that every single member of the cast are absolute lunatics in their own different and creative way

[@Gogoglovitch]

Chris's game had excitement, it had slow-motion hilarity, it had Alex getting slapped in the face repeatedly by a high-speed sausage. I can see why Greg liked it.

[@SullySadface]

I for one would fancy a bit of Sausage Mixer

[@zacharymacaroni7649]

props to alex for going for it i would have been too scared of the sausage to commit like that

[@adancein]

@@zacharymacaroni7649 Would've been *very* scared for my teeth getting knocked out or smth

[@namenamename390]

3:41 look at Alex completely losing it in the caravan I always love it when contestants get Alex to break character

[@TheMegatuz]

And it resumed at 4:02 😂

[@holychickenmcnugget7107]

Alex watching Ardal trying to stick the mannequins head into the cement mixer and looking absolutely terrified was one of my favorite moments of this season 🤣

[@snoozbuster]

The way they both lost it when andal straddled the dummy sent me

[@yourmum69_420]

yep but bridget got more points for plucking the violin because it was "worthy" smh

[@youtube-kit9450]

To be fair, what other reaction can you have to Ardal straddling a doll while waterboarding it with a cement mixer and washing her hair

[@azerosblank5036]

The dude literally snapped the doll's neck and murdered it; twice.

[@nedcurfman3486]

For anyone else who was wondering, what Ardal put in the mannequin’s hair is Frubes, which is the UK version of Gogurt.

[@KoyasuNoBara]

Oh, that knowledge makes that so much better, thank you

[@PowerSpirit50]

I have no idea what either of those are.

[@blindmown]

​​@@PowerSpirit50 A Frube is a small tube of flavored yoghurt. It's a snack for children.

[@thebob3712]

@@blindmown WTF is a Gogurt?

[@pebble312]

@@thebob3712 Sounds like it’s the same thing as what a Fruble is ig. I’d never heard of a Fruble in my entire life until now but all of those GoGurt commercials are laser burned into my brain lmfao. Guess it’s just another UK v US thing lol Just like me having to figure out that skittles = bowling pins (thought skittles was just candy LMAO) and that a croupier = dealer (more or less) and like 5 more things that I’m just now hearing for the first time while watching Taskmaster 🤣

[@Skeleton_Black]

Ardle got robbed on this one. while it wasn't the most creative idea. his hair salon had everyone laughing including Alex breaking character in stitches laughing. it was absolutely hilarious and he should have gotten more points for the comedic element of it all!

[@yourmum69_420]

yep, it's a crime against humanity that bridget's "song" got more points

[@goldytwatus1674]

Greg knew they'd get upset if he pointed out how unfunny the hat girls song was

[@spaghettioverlord3247]

@@goldytwatus1674 hat girl is the funniest and most psychotic person on this season. They definitely do not feel bad about crapping on her.

[@TheNeilBlack]

I like that the rules of the sausage game, as stated, don't say you can't use your hands. But they both just assumed you can't use your hands.

[@lhfirex]

Such a fun task. Chris's attempt really stands out, but seeing this for the 3rd time, Ardal's really is something hilarious for all the ways it goes wrong.

[@lalamunns]

Agreed. I found Ardal slightly dark too - verging on League of Gentlemen level. When he sits on the manquin, shoves her head in the cement mixer you can see him laugh from the sheer insanity of the situation he’s put himself in - by accident. He’s such a great performing comedian. Chris is perfectly silly with a great accent 😊

[@LL-yd8zz]

Oh my god Ardal violently snapping the mannequins head into the cement mixer full of water and mounting it looked more like he wanted to ask it where the fucking money is rather than do it's hair 😭

[@gatherer818]

I seriously don't care for unnecessary swearing, but the f-word in your comment took it from great to __amazing_, honestly.

[@lockonandfire]

The shot at 3:40 of Ardal and Alex absolutely losing it at the absurdity of what's happening is exactly the kind of magic TM provides. Bravo

[@OutlierConcepts]

"I just think there isn't enough space for tenderness on this show" "You're going to die soon"

[@Lewis-xy2wf]

If you like the sound of birds then you will for sure love to hear what Judi has got to say at 5:04. 😀

[@hundragant]

lol I noticed that

[@hammies.]

She's a pigeon

[@Romial34]

The amount of fun that Alex and Chris had is so infectious. Love this challenge.

[@hjt091]

Sophie's indignation at Alex's inability to do an impression of her is lowkey the best part of the task

[@OrgaNik_Music]

Sophie really should had pressed Alex even harder on it.

[@JacintasChromebook]

he fancied her thats why he couldnt @@OrgaNik_Music

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Always fond of Alex covering his face when the wig came off of the mannequin.

[@danlw212]

The moment that Chris’s Sausage Machine was turned on is easily in the top 5 moments in Taskmaster history!

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Just utter mayhem, all five of them, varying only in degree. Classic Taskmaster, with the benefit that Chris has invented two incredible games.

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

All chaotic fun. My kind of comedy!🎉🎉

[@De19thKingJulion]

Chris Ramsey would have been the child in school who would make silly, fun games like those with his mates' toys.

[@Beansbeansbeanzz]

love how Judi sounded like a pigeon at 5:03

[@KermitFrogThe]

There has to be something worthy about using safety goggles in a challenge where they really were needed. I have used mixers before and thought it wouldn't be too bad as they aren't fast moving. I forgot to consider the extention of the poles in it making the speed faster. I think you would be more easiliy hurt doing that than making cement. Brilliant.

[@DBnewb]

Chris' interpretation is one of my favorite things I've ever seen

[@Aiko2-26-9]

That sausage bit is one of the great Task Master moments.

[@work2live756]

The sausage game is, without doubt, the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[@CodeKujo]

He turned a Task Master task into a different Task Master task. Brilliant

[@cnaizhen]

Greg definitely glossed over Ardle's segment too much. His act is the highlight of this whole task to me. Simple idea with excellent and funny delivery. You know the segment js good when Alex couldn't control his laughter throughout the task.

[@JacktheRah]

It was a hot mess and I loved it. 😄

[@benzaiten933]

Chris taking cover from the spinning sausages is everything!

[@jackdaw99]

Taskmaster has made me realise Ardal actually just played himself in that Doctor Who episode

[@youtube-kit9450]

From another comment section: "he spent his life trying to convince people he isn't father dougal, then he comes on here and pulls shit like this" or something like that.

[@Kat-V]

Ardal's hair salon deserved 4 points!

[@sheilaboston7051]

For pure comedy alone - I was in stitches!

[@youtube-kit9450]

​I absolutely lost my shit laughing at the absolutely demented sight of Ardal straddling a doll while waterboarding it with a cement mixer in an attempt at washing her hair... which fell off and got way soapier than before. Not to mention how he violently broke her neck to stuff it in there in the first place 😂😂😂​@@sheilaboston7051

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Before the cement mixer was turned on I genuinely thought Chris was going to start singing “Daddy would you like some sausage” to Alex 😂😂😂

[@brinsonopinion]

Chris & the sausage is up there in the hall of fame with Liza & the cake for Alex

[@catastropheintended88]

I love in these “repurpose the _______” tasks there’s always one purpose who just makes a drink

[@weatherwitchandfelinefamiliars]

I laughed until I actually felt weak from the sausage one, absolutely bloody brilliant 😂😂😂 Not to mention innanely Insanely British 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ddd09ish1]

Its a rare day that you get alex to crack that hard, amazing

[@ShiojiriHiro]

So good. Chris’s really resonated at the time of watching (I rewound and watched it again several times over!). Now a few months have passed, Ardal straddling the mannequin and Alex breaking is even more hilarious. 😂😂❤❤ THANK YOU

[@mania.v]

3:34 watch Alex laughing in the caravan 😂. He just could keep a straight face 3:59

[@lisahenry20]

Very few things make me laugh as much as the sausage arena

[@Katzii]

I thought this was Season 13? Great task though, and the amazing impressions by LAH make it even better.

[@MK-cd2ne]

Yeah, the desription is wrong. It's a S13 task.

[@Catherinzsl]

Oh my goodness, the last one has triggered tears. 😂 Taskmaster swung swiftly into Japanese game show territory with the sausage swirler!!

[@aliyaist]

Sausage Mixer was the moment humanity reached its peak. It's all downhill from there.

[@MamaMeansFatherInGeorgian]

"I'm next to my big man!" ♥♥♥

[@thefunkyJ]

You won that argument

[@sabrinasykes1000]

I loved this task! My personal ranking from 1 point to 5 would be Sophie, Judy, Ardal, Bridget and Chris, based on creativity and over entertainment.

[@fredpowell9621]

First the white vests and crawling around, then catching a sausage in their mouths. the Chris and Alex relationship is certainly...different 😂

[@PaladinBlades]

3:13 MI6 shown using "enhanced interrogation techniques"

[@Friendlysociopath]

This was the task where Chris became my runner-up spirit animal. The first is obviously Mike Wozniak.

[@juliannechan7282]

Don't forget Bob Mortimer 😆

[@Unleashed75]

That was the best thing I have ever seen revolving around a sausage or a cement mixer

[@timjensen4320]

Sausage mixer needs to be a challenge on a future season

[@NothernSide]

I'm surprised they cut, if there were any, Ardle's successful attempt to scalp and snap a woman's neck while straddling her chest.

[@simon4187]

Sophie's idea was my second favorite after the sausage spinner. It was sweet and she seemed very genuine.

[@yourmum69_420]

1. Sausage spinner 2. Ardal's salon 3. Sophie 4. the fat one 5. that horrible "song" this is the correct order

[@deskish3930]

Alex desperately trying not to laugh as ardal waterboards a dummy

[@laceywilson3211]

The sausage game was the first time taskmaster made me laugh until I cried.

[@johnkelly3549]

5:03 Judi became a pigeon

[@StaceWah]

This was a great season!

[@adeletaylor6143]

I wonder how many people have tried the sausage one? I absolutely would if I had a mixer

[@AquaAdventure-o5v]

The sausage game was absolutely the most hilarious segment on Taskmaster in a long time. Totally interesting, that Alex Horne did not hesitate to name Hugh Dennis as the constant that he would like to raise as his child.

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

i'm glad the sausage mixer won. it's a very fun game and i hope a global competitive scene for sausage mixer comes into existence soon.

[@michelilla511]

5:03 I hear a pigeon here 😂

[@WB3t0]

What happened you guys???? Today was Taskmaster day and there was no new episode... You broke my heart....

[@DrDespicable]

Judi and I are absolutely on the same page, here...

[@grimscriven]

This series made me love Bridget so much.

[@Cora.T]

I can't believe any of them just did some laundry 😂

[@RapsCalorie]

The straddle broke me lol

[@CycleMantis]

The madlads have done it again

[@Ceen328]

I mean, I could see a sangria bar on mallorca using a cement mixer for their 5l-10l batches.

[@HeroicCid]

Chris is a legend for this task alone.

[@guaranteedtopwn]

This is the kind of stuff Taskmaster was made for

[@PuddinMKII]

10:03 is a legendary nose wobble

[@keegan1660]

Ardal committed multiple felonies against that mannequin.

[@vuurniacsquarewave5091]

I would've made spaghetti in it, so I guess the bar idea was the closest to that that we got to see.

[@someguy1ification]

Chris did not test his invention before releasing it to the public

[@DiscoDevilDog]

Kinda sounded like the Taskmaster was trying to bring back his Eubanks impression.

[@origamichik3n]

Alex dying @4:03 is just gold.

[@SpecsWitched]

Throw something in and it's storage Throw a rock in and it's a rock tumbler

[@dustone8542]

4:00 Alex break character when the manequine lost the wig. Ps. I don't know how to spell manekuine

[@ambergristones]

Chris is my hero.

[@UrScrewedProductions]

Bro the sausage arena im rolling

[@RedMRanch]

Let’s pop out to the garden for a quick game of Sausage Whip?

[@ASSamiYT]

Hugh Dennis. No wrong answers but as a child that's a grab.

[@ASSamiYT]

I do believe it's not his name and go watch.

[@eggstu]

The last attempt is utter hilarious

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

If throwing yourself downhill for a rolling cheese can be a sport, sausage spinner should be too

[@billyeveryteen7328]

4:03 another clip for the hopefully inevitable "Alex breaking" compilation.

[@Soloman_Gumball]

Disappointed in Alex not drinking that grey concoction. Such an obvious swap out.

[@bobtreduis2737]

My first instinct upon hearing the task, Cake batter.

[@UkeRebuke]

I think Alex's impression of Chris was actually kinda accurate

[@dp-g5i]

Chris was easily the best but Ardal was robbed

[@tubagal13]

I just noticed the pennants outside The Love Bar have a paper B over a blank pennant, instead of a printed letter... Must be they're reusing the pennants from the inspiring message task, where everyone complained about not having the letter B 😂

[@TheAngusm3]

my first thought was putting a torch under it and using it to make fried rice

[@EziosBladez]

5:04 "Of courrrsee?" xD

[@kgftw]

I woulda used it as a rock tumbler, seems like the next best thing

[@sillystringeater]

Everybody's talking about ardals and Chris' (rightly so) but i think sophies is quite funny too

[@TheGeladoo]

What happened to Taskmaster Saturdays? :(

[@shramo]

2:00 That's his Chris Eubank

[@nightclyve2857]

If you wanna see repurposed cement mixers you really need to see the norwegian version of Taskmaster...

[@totalsoup3834]

sausage mixer could be its own show

[@knowscountchen7305]

ardals was top tier funny as well though

[@patchworkgolem]

Why is "What are we doing to our earth" not on spotify?

[@blackwiza24]

7:50 is so funny. Gottttemmmm

[@RIXRADvidz]

brand new it's still food safe so ... three large bags of ice, one case of tequila, 4 bottles of Cointreau, 1 litre lime juice, 1 litre of water, 500g sugar, roll. when the ice slushes ready to drink. GO.

[@TuckerDale89]

My first thought was pancake mix and water

[@Marina-pe1gx]

description mistake, it's s13

[@frankhurst9665]

I would have gotten a few eggs to make an omelet.

[@phantomavenger1]

I feel like they should have patched in "youre going to die soon" into the sausage game bc those sausages were out for blood 😂