Return of the King | Minisode #4

[@antster1983]

“I hope you never say a word.” And one of the most heartwarming sentences from the show is turned into something so dark that Spinal Tap refused it as an album cover. Not an original observation but one that bears repeating.

[@Gyrbae]

I love how not only the videos migrated to the new channel but also the comments. Dark Simpsons is truly loved by his fans.

[@geekgodofdeath6634]

@@Gyrbae I love that man (no homo)

[@pettylaloca]

I think he got raped

[@royalblanket]

@@pettylaloca you think so, huh?

[@pettylaloca]

Idk

[@ColonelGreen]

Homer watching Bill Cosby on TV just before he gets arrested really ties it all together.

[@dragonempress8367]

That made me loose it

[@ドラゴンボール_おたく]

I don’t get the reference

[@spooderlover3512]

@@ドラゴンボール_おたく bill Cosby roofies women and then forces himself on them

[@SovereignStatesman]

Colonel Green: Don't forget Michael Jackson at the end.

[@theh-man4418]

0:03 Barney has seen some real shit, it’s like he knows what homer is about to do.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Homer drunkenly told him about his plans.

[@therealsapdad1942]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll barney should've killed him while he had the chance and spared bart the horrors

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

@@therealsapdad1942 - half of that happens in “Barney Hits Rock Bottom” - he kills Homer, but Bart remains Mr. Plowed.

[@dylanzlol7293]

wasnt he the plow king?

[@NuclearMrRogers]

Homer's eating noises are easily the most disturbing part of this.

[@Bluntbunne]

..

[@sakonan4883]

especially because Homer could be either eating Bart's lips or his hot dog XD

[@stolasthegreatprince4166]

I make those sounds when I'm eating my gf's asshole.

[@stormshru6221]

;--------;

[@hiadexuwu9888]

Yeah

[@Stuurminator]

People like the tunnel to China joke, but personally I think Homer's "I hope you never say a word" along with heartwarming music is the best part of this.

[@delete--5563]

😑

[@canaisyoung3601]

What about him watching The Cosby Show?

[@GribnikSToporom]

"Baart! Ba... Baart! Our forecast calls for flurries of passion followed by extended periods of gettin' it ooonn!"

[@richardsallismusic]

This is still your darkest work ever

[@JENKEM1000]

It's the peak of Dark Simpsons, for now at least. Hopefully he can come up with lots worse.

[@jimreily7538]

@@JENKEM1000 How much worse can it get ???

[@fernandoguillenperez7686]

@@jimreily7538 Bart in a trio with Mr. Plow and Plow King

[@jimreily7538]

@@fernandoguillenperez7686 I retract my question

[@noahfessenden6478]

@@fernandoguillenperez7686 Then Michael Jackson walks in.

[@questionblock8949]

That simple lip-smacking @ 0:38 is one of the most disturbing unseen moments

[@sakonan4883]

because you have no idea if Homer is eating Bart's lips or his weiner lmao (Lisa really is a chip off the old block XD)

[@johnsalchichon777]

sure he's smacking just his lips? Lol

[@thefreelancer7057]

Mr Plow vs Bart Simson Top 10 Anime Fights

[@EWOODJ]

@@sakonan4883 You can still hear humping noises, though. So the lips.

[@guaperryz596]

@@thefreelancer7057 fart simsons

[@garlingec]

Who else lost it at ‘hello ... China?’ Cracking up 😂😅🤣

[@Karifi]

I have to stop the video to breathe

[@ZuluRomeo]

And then they both end up covered in green mucus. 😜

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@ZuluRomeo Bart ate at elbartos taco stand

[@dorianjames3202]

Same

[@Miniskirt29]

LMAO

[@donnaquixote7538]

0:14 - 0:24 I love the shift in music at this part. It starts out sad, then turns into an unfittingly comforting major chord and then we hear Homer unzip his pants and sing the Mr Plow jingle. xD Homer's lip movements are also seamless when he ends up sitting next to Bart. This is a classic. :D

[@Gyrbae]

The musical cues are one big part why I love Dark Simpsons so much. When Homer says "I hope you never say a word" while a lullaby-ish rendition of the theme song plays right after defiling Bart makes me laugh every single time.

[@AVB91]

Love how he's watching the Cosby Show before he's arrested! 😂

[@pattonramming1988]

Now that's foreshadowing

[@stegomasaurus6737]

I like that when Homer's thrown in jail he looks blankly at the camera as if he has no idea what he could have possibly done to deserve it.

[@micahbush5397]

I get the impression that that's fairly common among child abusers: They really believe they didn't do anything wrong.

[@keelo-byte]

This belongs on a third channel named "Darkest Simpsons".

[@martinallysonsenn6108]

If this video gets removed again

[@MrAtown3057]

Does it?

[@shanethepain13]

No thats too dark.

[@IlyaNLeo]

@@shanethepain13 xD

[@oldworldpatriot8920]

shanethepain13 I need the Darkest Simpsons you have

[@lesewing]

The return of the horrified Barney after his time out with Mr Plow.

[@Bluntbunne]

Oop

[@SoapMcTavish06]

Barney is just another Mr. Plow's victim

[@thefreelancer7057]

Mr Plow is teaching his son the ways.

[@vygantaslileikis6370]

Ūoiiiwosksujeleiieojs

[@alejandravaladezmachado7424]

Thdhbccvn

[@micahbush5397]

0:36 All those years of saying "Eat my shorts!" have finally caught up with Bart.

[@Fonzleberry]

"I hope you never say a word" I fucking lost it.

[@GribnikSToporom]

0:42 That heartwarming music 😆😆😆

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Da-ddy.

[@scantrahan]

Barney is making that face in the beginning because on the car ride over Homer drunkenly told him everything

[@Austroid]

0:36 That shudder in Homer's voice always gets me 😂😂😂

[@Nunya_Bidness_53]

2:12 Careful Homie, if you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back

[@brianb-t4v]

The “ooh” when Bart pulls down his pants and jumps on Homer’s lap is horrifying.

[@toganium4175]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the power of context.

[@kingvideogames]

How nice of MJ to try and cheer him up with some music!

[@JavierEscuella1911]

Marge does absolutely nothing to stop his some from being abused

[@jacobsvlog6293]

She’ll have to face the wrath of Mr Plow if she does

[@IlyaNLeo]

@@jacobsvlog6293 yeah 😂

[@dragonempress8367]

Her son*

[@jennikifm2]

She should stop Homer from bullying poor Bart.

[@tonypellock5326]

Just like real life.

[@filipjphry3282]

Leave to you that makes one of the most heart warming moments into one of the most evil.

[@donnaquixote7538]

How isn't anyone here commenting on how well the scene transition and lip sync work at 0:28 - 0:30?

[@ayowhatup2588]

Homer and bart Is Gay

[@austin73729]

1:06 Jump scare

[@_Matsimus_]

I’m now Mr Scarred lol

[@IlyaNLeo]

😂

[@letyandres5085]

@@IlyaNLeo ..mm

[@petraalchusova6346]

@@IlyaNLeo ffhdffdtgjih Tttcukyditjuytf7u

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[@David-lu4gq]

Huh, first it was Millennial thinker, and now Darker Simpsons? You are truly a man of culture.

[@tuomosalo2029]

I know this has been said a ton of times, but your content is vastly superior to the modern Simpsons.

[@anyoneelsebutme5757]

The transition in Homer's mouth from the Mr plow scene to in bart's room is pretty well done

[@PandaFan581]

Man, this was dark...Well done, It's like the last episode was dark too, but this episode was like 'Challenge Accepted' but I love it that Homer got Karma in the end.

[@jackfreeman1776]

2:52 Ok, I audibly laughed more than I should at that clip.

[@theconductoresplin8092]

0:46 No comment just admiring your creativity abusing that scene It went from blessed to Cursed in an instant

[@ricarditonino913]

I wish I was long ago

[@malikarsyasakani]

“Our forecast calls for Flurries of Passion, followed by an extended periods of *G E T T I N ‘ I T O N*

[@cellytron]

“I hope you never say a word” in THIS context

[@viralshortssport]

2:06 BEST PART XD HAHAHAH

[@LeeReed1002]

Helloooooo..... China?

[@viralshortssport]

@@LeeReed1002 ok understood

[@e.d.h.kendrick673]

Which episode?

[@Daddio_McFly]

I need to come back and rewatch this one at least once a week since it came out. It's so perfect.

[@nb2008nc]

Watching Bill Cosby just before the arrest is such a good edit.

[@kassu9123]

I fucking love it that prisoners usually hate and attack child rapists

[@CC-Cobalt-1043]

Yeah, it's nice to know that even prisoners can have standards

[@Spingebil]

That’s because most prisoners were abused as children as well.

[@johnnythed1175]

2:10 that "ooh" though

[@IlyaNLeo]

😂

[@dmanc85]

I just noticed that Bart dialled 811 not.....912

[@RoopeRontu1999]

I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Glad I'm not.

[@PokeTube]

lmao 811 is the number for when you need to go digging

[@canaisyoung3601]

​@@PokeTube Wow, clever and subtle. Just like old-school Simpsons.

[@610Hobbies]

Yay! This is one of my favorite episodes! _"HELLOOOOO, CHINA?"_ x'D

[@mrABOZI]

It's almost as if The Simpsons made these episodes to be cut up like this which makes more sense in this darker context

[@canaisyoung3601]

Then they should be the ones to do remix the episodes into darker, more twisted shadows of themselves.

[@Chan-zv5kb]

No ones mentioning the genius subtly of having Bill Cosby playing in the background 😂

[@maverickREAL]

Bart, I don't want to alarm you, because then Marge might hear.

[@keveardo]

The ending got me 😭😂🤣

[@deathofasalestactic]

For those that wonder why it's called "return of the king", it's because the finale has the King of Pop returning

[@Malkmusianful]

i was kinda hoping for homer to escape from jail, run into Bart's room with his newchainsawandhockeymask, and Bart just screams over some stock chainsaw, a wide shot the house, and blood splattering sound FX from any Treehouse of Horror episode but i guess michael jackson works too

[@JavierEscuella1911]

This would have worked *WAY* better

[@RatWithRabiess]

That would be the top of darkest things

[@Malkmusianful]

@@RatWithRabiess the channel is called Dark Simpsons. you better live up to that name.

[@MaskedTakenouchi]

bart just can't take a break does he? first homer now MJ xD

[@torquettalk]

Still the best ending than any good Hollywood movies

[@matthewsenn]

"I wish I was dead" JESUS CHRIST

[@abzolutelynothn]

*(Bart calls 811)* "911, this better be good"

[@canaisyoung3601]

What about 912? Unless that's only for Stonecutters.

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

3:28 lol Bill Cosby pokemon rap

[@ailevspid]

3:22 wait...did Bart dialed *811* instead of the good 'ole *911* ?

[@KirikaMaga]

2:13 HAHAHAHA I shouldnt laught but man

[@eden2esthar]

Took me a minute... But yes wtf

[@Chettylover12]

Good night, Barney. Don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow. Just slide it under the door.

[@tomhansen7582]

4:03 A realistic take on what happens to pedophiles in prison. They don’t live very long…

[@josephlinden1630]

The Mr plow singing and then the cut to Bart was disturbing😂😂

[@creepycassette]

This was pretty dark but at least there was a happy ending...

[@godsmacked1000]

For Michael Jackson

[@timesnewlogan2032]

I just now figured out that the title's referring to the ending.

[@Rannek17]

This is the best one, I love every moment of this.

[@joshuagarrard3859]

In most hardest the criminal has no tolerance with a person that hurts children

[@Kalgert]

Seems like criminals have a code o' conduct as to what is or isn't an acceptable crime. No children, no animals, and probably no hospitals or medical staff.

[@Beastboy86titan]

@@Kalgert yeah like children and animals are innocent and defenseless. They probably figure if you're going to pick someone than to pick on someone your own size.

[@rickydiscord7671]

at the start part of the whole "mr plow" thing. reminds of a YTP a 4 parter story Homer's grand master plan, homer's revenge (is where the mr plow thing part I was reminded of.), homer's ascension and homer's final showdown.

[@theomeester90]

this gives "damn son" an entirely different meaning

[@legitbeans9078]

I love how the cops in dark simpsons actually do their job unlike the actual show lol

[@homedepotfetus]

0:42 the hewrtwarming music with his smile killed me

[@Bluntbunne]

WHY- Mate Why?

[@TRNATO1]

Wait did M.j. just sing "...i wish you prison joy?"

[@TRNATO1]

@Mai Nyigguh i know, was kidding ;)

[@Bloombaby99]

It's peace and joy.

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

Fun Fact: The Prisoners beating up and killing Homer is actually something that happens commonly to Sexual Assaulters. If you've committed sexual crimes, especially on Women and Chili, you'll lucky to last a day.

[@cybernautadventurer]

To be honest, even though this is arguably the darkest simpsons video to date, I was pleasantly surprised by the ending. I thought it would end with Bart committing suicide and Homer getting off scot free. At least he got what was coming to him.

[@Mochitachi70]

Weather: stormy TV: It's a lovely day for a launch!

[@shmahon9046]

I like how u basically take clips from Simpson’s episodes and make it your own custom made episode

[@mooganify]

Lol I thought Homer was gonna go back for revenge but that was amazing

[@preparetoholdyourcolour7080]

I didn't know it was possible to be depressed and disgusted at the same time

[@loosetube5417]

Not sure if this, Marge Gets her Sax Blown, or Homer and Marge get Dirty are the best episode. Definitely an easy top 3 though.

[@kwbaby4297]

😂😂😂 I’m so wrong for laughing at this I have tears in my eyes

[@blackbeardgamer5909]

1:46 Why in the fuck does that rocket look like Starship?? Matt Groening really is a time traveler. You can't convince me otherwise

[@emptyhand777]

After watching again, I find it disturbing that Homer turns on the lights to assault Bart. (He turns them off when leaving Bart's room.)

[@acedagreat25]

The cut to homer swinging at bart was hilarious

[@StevenRainmaker]

Man, Bart got his biscuit banged out.

[@zamasublack9566]

This Was So Good 🤣🤣🤣

[@blairbrown4812]

After all this,suddenly life aboard Snowpiercer doesn't seem so bad.

[@seanpatrick8936]

3:12 Homer takes a belt off his neck. 🤣 A little auto erotic asphyxiation

[@CapitanJorge24]

oh god

[@LegoPostPresidency]

Good heavens! 😂😂😂

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

If Homer tried to be a little romantic he might have better luck.

[@caniup2602]

2:06 Xd that too 😂😂😂

[@lewisfraser4153]

My bf hates these videos. I'll never stop loving them.

[@DannyFrey]

the worse thing is that barney did not bring the car back!

[@sliat1981]

Sick bastard. Although I loved seeing him punch Bart to unconsciousness

[@corpsescornah6524]

Bart with the krusty toy is a fat mood And I hate to acknowledge that

[@562rodlbc]

What did i just watch😂🤣😅😆Reminds me of my childhood 🤭😥😓🤫

[@JosefTBB]

what

[@moycorbin4750]

💀

[@JosephGeorgeJoseJorge]

"Hello China" 😂

[@LuxuryArtworks]

*Curse Comment:* "If homer could see china, why bart still scream that much?"

[@CherryHotSauce]

I never see it coming just how awful these can get

[@1983jblack]

Well this just scarred my eyes - Time to bleach them like Homer did

[@canaisyoung3601]

Careful. The UK might edit it out because it's considered "dangerous, imitable behavior".

[@nuclearwinter391]

How about you do something, Marge ?

[@omaridaniels8427]

4:38- So even though this is WELL after you originally posted this, how did you get 'Michael Jackson' over a different background than in the original episode?

[@solarflare9078]

Rotoscoping

[@atfyoutubedivision955]

1:25 Little did she know, Homer would take her on a date...

[@thunderbolt8541]

My man you are something else

[@Liphted]

This is insane.

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

These lot never get Old 😃😄😁😁😆😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣. Maybe even some more 🤣🤣🤣. Ahhh that's the stuff 👍😀🤗

[@tudorjason]

2:11 - LMAO!

[@NobodyThatsIt]

Atleast Bart is alive as, he's twitching on the floor.

[@canaisyoung3601]

That's probably hours later, after the Michael Jackson mental patient got through with him.

[@omegamark9178]

Horrifying yet hilarious!