Bart Licks a Pickle | Minisode #12

Mr. Plow strikes again. After a night of drinking Homer Simpson returns home in the mood for some lovin'. Things happen, then other things happen, and before you know it, the whole town of Springfield joins in, including our favorite person, Principal Skinner. Bart has nowhere to run.
Spoiler Alert: It's been a while since we've seen Dark Simpson's hero return. That whole dance at the end was a mission and a half lol. The post credit audio was from the video game, Michael Jackson's moonwalker. It really wraps everything up lol. Lots of rotoscoping done in this video, see if you can pick them all out.
List of Episodes Used (Video + Audio)(49):
S01E02 - Bart the Genius
S01E12 - Krusty Gets Busted
S02E11 - One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
S02E19 - Lisa's Substitute
S02E20 - The War of the Simpsons
S03E01 - Stark Raving Dad
S03E07 - Treehouse of Horror II
S03E10 - Flaming Moe's
S04E01 - Kamp Krusty
S04E06 - Itchy & Scratchy The Movie
S04E09 - Mr. Plow
S04E12 - Marge vs. the Monorail
S04E22 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
S05E04 - Rosebud
S05E05 - Treehouse of Horror IV
S05E07 - Bart's Inner Child
S05E12 - Bart Gets Famous
S05E13 - Homer and Apu
S05E18 - Burns' Heir
S05E22 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage
S06E01 - Bart of Darkness
S06E02 - Lisa's Rival
S06E04 - Itchy & Scratchy Land
S06E06 - Treehouse of Horror V
S06E07 - Bart's Girlfriend
S06E16 - Bart vs. Australia
S06E22 - Round Springfield
S07E10 - The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
S08E05 - Bart After Dark
S08E06 - A Milhouse Divided
S08E19 - Grade School Confidential
S08E21 - The Old Man and the Lisa
S08E22 - In Marge We Trust
S09E03 - Lisa's Sax
S09E04 - Treehouse of Horror VIII
S11E09 - Grift of the Magi
S12E06 - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
S13E12 - The Lastest Gun in the West
S14E04 - Large Marge
S14E15 - C.E. D'oh
S15E02 - My Mother the Carjacker
S15E22 - Fraudcast News
S17E04 - Treehouse of Horror XVI
S19E14 - Dial N for Nerder
S21E18 - Chief of Hearts
S25E10 - Married to the Blob
S25E17 - Luca$
S26E19 - The Kids Are All Fight
S28E18 - A Father's Watch
Lots of screenshots and photoshop work not mentioned
Thank you and as always, please enjoy!
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[@Gazzitas]

It's a whole new level of horror when the entire town gets in on Bart.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha, who could resist?!

[@Gazzitas]

@@DarkSimpsons Indeed. It's actually scarier than anything featured in a Treehouse of Horror episode.

[@matthewwelch4305]

What a sinister, lurid mob! When you see the mob scenes in this context, it's quite freaky.

[@ninjaguyYT]

I dunno if it was intentional, but I thought they were going after Homer at first

[@quinnfletcher3906]

@@rafaelmauricio8000 They would have painted his rapacious father and the mob of rapists as heroes and Bart as a white supremacist.

[@nintendo-relatedchannel5810]

The tears running down Bart's face when he saw Michael was the perfect, horrifying bow on this always-disturbing package.

[@ドラゴンボール_おたく]

Technically that was a mental patient who thinks he’s Michael Jackson

[@HannibalKantter]

@@ドラゴンボール_おたく Wether it's the real one or not doesn't matter. The plowing sure will be

[@dontemorgan1517]

I cracked up when Michael Jackson shows up in the end. Nothing like a perfect way to end a Dark Simpsons Bart episode.

[@e11even01]

this is indeed a disturbing universe.

[@drzerogi]

Since Michael Jackson isn't a pedophile, Bart has no basis to be concerned at this point.

[@ForcesofRandomness]

From carrots to pickles: everyone's eating healthy now. I'm glad

[@gustavrider5561]

Except lisa who got a hotdog.

[@AquaAtia]

You don’t make friends with salad

[@harley8047]

Don't forget the beets.

[@delete---7593]

Lol that's even worst!. 😭.

[@catattack885]

@@gustavrider5561 She doesn't even like meat, what a shame..

[@SerAkimbo]

Hahahaha Homer's "woohoo" when he learned the cast had a viewing window had me dead lmao

[@nousukas]

That and the people watching Bart at the hospital.

[@eivindgjengstjohansen9625]

"DOH" "WOOHOO"

[@eivindgjengstjohansen9625]

Well nofap/nosex would have helped homers diddly

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

@@nousukas i was hoping it would be them again lol

[@DezorianGuy]

I honestly wondered there for a second why he initially d'oed when the cast was introduced. Then I remembered it is Dark Simpsons.

[@KaitaoftheFourze]

Bart: No, Dad, please no! This has gone far long enough! Homer: Sorry, son, I must do what Dark Simpsons has made me to do!

[@deana6072]

This is all nothing compared to sr pelo's universe. If anything they should be grateful being in the Dark simpsons universe 😂

[@alexwilliams3078]

@@deana6072 This unholy crossover idea is now a life goal. This MUST HAPPEN.

[@dontemorgan1517]

Bart should have seen this coming as he's in the dark Simpsons universe. This is more daily.

[@Qwerty-yp3jq]

Bart: NOoOOoOooOoOOoOoOOooOoOo Homer: *OH* *YEAH*

[@MFool64]

Still better than modern Homer

[@OtakuD50]

Everyone going to sing at the hospital was some 4th dimensional thinking.

[@matthewwelch4305]

They've got High Hopes...that Bart will soon be there and they can start again! And if he isn't, there are a bunch of other unconscious people who are! Lock the coma ward!!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, i shouldve had them actually singing

[@Syndiate__]

Technically it was 4th dimensional thinking because they were going to the hospital predicting that Bart would be there ahead of *time*

[@imaniquetzales8952]

@@Syndiate__ that is it

[@endclipfilms]

Which episode do the mob(s) appear?

[@SilverNightx1]

To see the single tear run down his cheek as a broken bart realize that there is no escape, hope, or will left for him is as dark as it gets.

[@kevinhixson1586]

"Unable to cope with the horror of the situation he had been forced into Bart eventually stopped thinking"-the narrator.

[@MaxUltimata]

I need the darkest Simpsons you have. No, that's too dark.

[@talonraker1140]

@@kevinhixson1586 Where's this from? I think I recognise the quote but I'm not sure

[@kevinhixson1586]

@@talonraker1140 jojos bizarre adventure: "the end of kars".

[@aurex8937]

"I wish I was dead." Don't worry Bart, I'm sure you'll be in one of the next episodes :D

[@scockery]

"Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Good night, son."

[@leephillips4402]

He died like, three years ago. This is him in Hell.

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

It seemed like it was going to be really dark but it managed to pull off a happy ending or two.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol at least one person was happy at the end.

[@heronoverdose]

Can't keep getting away with this lmao

[@Wired4Life2]

@@heronoverdose Will someone PLEASE think of the children!!!???

[@brandoncameron8467]

@@Wired4Life2 They did, and it did not end well for Bart

[@hiddenflare6169]

@@Wired4Life2 I’m afraid there was a lot of ‘thinking of the children’ here. Just not the thinking we were all hoping for.

[@bobkerr2755]

They went from being an angry mob to a very satisfied mob really quick

[@lorenzogiani7190]

Well, the papers did say Bart was the greatest sex machine in the world, didnt they?

[@janelantestaverde2018]

Now you know why there are so many angry people out there

[@McForkCoverup2005]

They got to relieve a lot of stress there

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Then they went to sing at the hospital

[@kevinhixson1586]

Between 15 seconds to 20 minutes a person for the town of Springfield, no wonder he cracked his coccyx.

[@neilcoatham]

This has to be one of the best you've done. I'm genuinely in tears of laughter

[@locobandito1566]

You're laughing. A boy just cracked his coccyx and you're laughing.

[@Mazaroth]

I was already in tears before the part where they shove him into the room with "Jackson", jesus christ i almost died of hypoxia when that part came up :D

[@DoblajeMLPLatino]

@@locobandito1566 I know. How about another video next week, Murray?

[@residentelect]

@@locobandito1566 "Now that's what I call _break_ _neck_ _speed!_ " "Mom, a man just died..."

[@saturnfrogurt]

I love how the townspeople went to do something wholesome after destroying Bart's innocence

[@chrisrj9871]

And Homer's just casually saying good-bye.

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

That depends. Is it a children's hospital?

[@canaisyoung3601]

​@@moralityisnotsubjective5 Does Springfield even have a children's hospital? I thought the hospital they always show (Springfield General) treated both adults and kids. It might have a pediatric ward.

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

@@canaisyoung3601 I honestly don't know. It might though.

[@injetavel279]

This is the darkest most fun minisode ever. The scene were the doctors at the window are replaced by Moe and the others was just perfect.

[@MrJoeyWheeler]

Only criticism I can think of is we missed a great chance to yell "everybody do the bartman!"

[@JediMasterBaiter]

That would have tied the Batman clips and "Michael Jackson" quite nicely.

[@TheDatabaseNetwork]

"If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson." Oh no...

[@willhiggins9563]

Bart must really be regretting that “world’s greatest sex machine” title by this point?

[@pattonramming1988]

Who said Bart named himself?

[@canaisyoung3601]

@@pattonramming1988 Yeah. Feels like Homer did that (within the context of Dark Simpsons).

[@Voidalot]

*Bart's in a endless cycle and he's never escaping it...*

[@weebiron]

Groundhog Day but its just bart getting the hog

[@JB-ms4su]

Toxic Relationships will do that

[@darwincity]

@@weebiron Groundhog Day meets The 120 Days of Sodom in Springfield.

[@lunapaper7028]

Ever since Bart was named 'World's Greatest Sex Machine,' he's become isolated and weird... The ending was also a thriller, too ;P

[@gj-lewis1705]

The ending is just so wholesome. Bart was forced to visit the asylum so Michael Jackson can help cure Bart's trauma by performing his signature dance movement and uses his great singing voice to sing a comforting song for Bart, making him tear up in joy.

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

sure, let's go with that...

[@Belicure]

I like how not only Ned was there, but he brought his family too

[@Derek80X]

Fun for the whole family

[@cosmicmcmoon5773]

@@Derek80X *Sweet Home Alabama...*

[@timesnewlogan2032]

I guess he’s trying to raise them Catholic?

[@delete---7593]

Then their something wrong here lol. 😂.

[@Lordeightbane]

No, doctor brought his family

[@Ezekial2517]

The Simpson family laughing at Bart for cracking his coccyx in an implied scene that would have made American History X’s shower rape look like a scene from Ghost was both chilling and hilarious

[@Zanytiger6]

The implications of Moe wanting to bring back “a toilet” while going to get Bart is revoltingly clever

[@Snivy100]

what did he mean by that ?

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

He'll use Bart as a toilet

[@MikkoAPenttila]

So good that Homer and Marge got dressed up for the occasion when Bart graduated from Mr. Plow to the whole town of Springfield!

[@leephillips4402]

So good that Bart got dressed up to lick Homer's Pickle.

[@SSJfraz]

Dr Hibbert: "He'll have to wear this fanny cast for quite some time." Homer: "D'oh!" Dr Hibbert: "Which is why I've equipped the seat of your cast with a viewing window." Homer: "Woo hoo!" I can't breath....

[@Jigwally]

i laughed out loud

[@elemileTLDR]

So dark.

[@crusherm3316]

Bart and Michael Jackson in the same room is just asking for trouble

[@DarkSimpsons]

🤣

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

Or wacky hijinks. Hee hee!

[@zachattack5742]

The kid is not my son! Hee hee hee!

[@OtakuD50]

Deep, deep trouble!

[@arizonaranger2940]

Oh come on he didn't do nothin

[@efa666]

That Mr. Plow line has countless uses.

[@efa666]

@Lucky's Learning! nice

[@v1nag3r]

And no one's ruining that!

[@Masterhene3]

Everyone was laughing at Barts pain until he started drawing those pictures, then he got immediately sent to a mental hospital. The moral of this story: ART = BAD

[@FutureDeep]

The Simpsons household became pretty popular after Sex Cauldron shut down.

[@Salfatore10]

Here is a interesting fact. In germany we had a show called "domian" where you could call and talk about your problems or trauma live on tv. The story that is shown here is somewhat similar to one call where a woman told him, the whole village molested here for over 10 years until she escaped to a foster family. Everyone knew about it, the police, the priest etc.

[@twisted_nether373]

That isn't a fact. Here's a fact for you: most tv shows are scripted.

[@user-unos111]

@@twisted_nether373 Still sound plausible

[@shortfuse9443]

That sound fake. Is there any story like this that actually happened with proof

[@Gaga682]

That is horrible when nobody cares in the village about her and sees her as a meat to be molested.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Thanks, now I'll forever hear Skinner's "I'll eat your shorts." in that way

[@pickyphysicsstudent201]

Of all the videos you've made of Bart getting Mr Plowed, this is certainly the best one. Getting the fanny cast with the viewing window, the whole town gathering to get Bart and lastly him getting sent to the pysch ward as 'Michael Jackson'. All amazing & hillarious. BOOURNS! BOOURNS!

[@matthewwelch4305]

Yep, everyone let out that collective resigned groan, Mr. Plow is back!

[@jasonmnosaj]

Bart, so relieved that his pain was over, began to cry tears if joy as he knew Leon Kompowsky would be able to provide reconciliation threw there mutual love of Jackson's works. They danced the night away knowing no one would make them lick pickles again. *THE END*

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

The characters in the Dark Simpsons series have better development and archs than in any Avengers movie.

[@EWOODJ]

ok…

[@Dr170]

Stating the obvious? That's a paddlin'

[@conradlorgar5508]

Ah yes the development of "and then he was raped"

[@toooydoeur]

@@Dr170 no

[@toooydoeur]

Yeah just stop

[@Neelt2001]

One of these days, there's gonna be a showdown between Mr. Plow & Michael Jackson...or a three way with Bart!

[@SL2797]

Or a fourway with Lisa eating Bart's hot dog

[@GrandmasterDevo]

Bart gets wheeled into hospital where the earlier mob have just finished singing. Wiggum: Want some more? Sure. Bart: *screams*

[@chrisninety1]

I like how Bart finds comfort in the Krusty doll later on, but at 1:45 we can see Krusty was one of the perpetrators.

[@helloiamenergyman]

Probably because he was unconscious during most of it

[@supercoolbuddiesclub2408]

that was sideshow bob in a krusty mask

[@chrisninety1]

@@supercoolbuddiesclub2408 They made a doll of Sideshow Bob wearing a Krusty mask?

[@bigfart275]

This might be the single best editing job you've ever done

[@TC-im8eq]

Holey Moley, talk about parentEditing

[@darrylwoodbury]

“Holy moly, talk about parenting!” “Ahhhh, I wish I was dead.” Lol

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

When you think Marge or Lisa are going to help Bart. "Homer, what should we do, you are so trustworthy." Or "Well put some ice and it wil be okay."

[@maddogsportzjh]

Loved the extra footage to end the episode. We need more of those. It just adds to the hilarity.

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Dark Simpsons post credits scene

[@cosmicmcmoon5773]

@@claymathewselevator8121 Dark Simpsons Cinematic Universe confirmed

[@sesimondo7393]

The end scene was perfect. Nice Mini-episode. I love your content.

[@iododendron3416]

I thought the ending was going to be the group of people staring through the window of the ambulance but this is even better!

[@alexwilliams3078]

Homer: Bart is a sex machine! Also Homer: RUN, BOY!

[@heinzie5]

this is truely appalling. another hit for sure.

[@8headeddragon]

This is one of your best ones, the escalating layers of jokes flowed just like a real Simpsons episode.

[@BlueSummers101]

@2:35 I like how Homer is running along side Bart, he's clearly concerned about that sweet can!

[@Commanderraf]

Like draining a clogged toilet, Bart's life became a never ending descending vortex of shit throughout the episode.

[@JohnSmith-cz3us]

The scene from 0:20 was also used when Homer shot pudding in Lenny’s eyes while he was showering at work with Carl

[@miguelelgueta5830]

All right this was your best, funniest and more Dark Simpsons episode ever. Amazing work

[@ro-mantheexmo4396]

“I want the darkest Dark Simpsons minisode you have… No that’s too dark.”

[@perrybb2]

What's hilarious is that you can tell by the hotspots that the majority of people immediately stopped watching the video after Bart licks the pickle. They didnt know what theyvwere watching

[@ninjamanx320]

This guy is not crazy he is just crazily talented 4:34

[@EWOODJ]

Now this is, my friends, is legendary.

[@TurboMMaster]

Somehow, you could see this ending comming, yet it was epic conlusion for this episode nonetheless.

[@canaisyoung3601]

It's nice that you're keeping Stark Raving Dad alive, since that episode is pretty much banned.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Bartholomew JoJo Simpson used to have a saying "Shoot them all and let God sort them out," until one day he put his theory into practice, and "it took 75 federal marshals to bring him down."

[@RoxyReviews0]

Well there is an episode where Bart gets a career in causing pregnancies...

[@MFool64]

Thank you for bringing back the greatest Dark Simpson character ever! By the way, this minisode was the best. You make South Park and Drawn Together look tamed 🤣

[@kinggraves13]

At 1:07 Moe claims he is going to take himself home a toilet, and yet Bart is left behind when he leaves?!

[@canaisyoung3601]

Either he forgot or he took home an actual toilet.

[@nivbri]

Total full blown masterpiece! Imagine singing at the hospital after what they did lol

[@Zory13]

Basically the final boss of bart getting plowed... everyone in town.

[@RotundRager]

That ending (and the post credits scene!) was both brutal and hilarious in how it just came together perfectly. Holy shit. Also Homer celebrating Dr. Hibbert putting a "viewing window" in Bart's cast.

[@matthewwelch4305]

Ewww, that's an unhealthy looking pickle. Wilted, sour, briny...but goes great in a sandwich! Or should that be "Manwich"...

[@Oecobius33]

Even in the original context, it's kinda sketchy that the Simpsons staff (a bunch of middle-aged men) would want a closeup like 3:02. Anyhow great work as usual! My favorite part is probably how Marge is almost annoyed at Bart for acting "isolated and weird."

[@delaart8519]

I thought Bart was going to scream when he saw Michael at the end, it’s even more depressing and dark when he just let out tears with no other expression

[@Stoicdexter]

This is really the darkest episode ever

[@thepeter3116]

My abdomen hurts from laughter. It's so fucked up that it's hilarious, AND it hijacks our nostalgia simultaneously. Thank you..

[@callumsparrow4379]

I know this channel’s called Dark Simpsons and all, but Good Lord I wasn’t prepared for it to be *this* morbid. Bart just really can’t catch a break, can he?

[@rionthemagnificent2971]

Hee-hee-hee!

[@JRJMC]

Love the mini episodes! Great work again!

[@MrVariant]

damn lol that pickle. 0:50 no bumblebee man reaction? Que lastima! Do have fun with the edits, wonder if he was cancelled like Apu.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, bumblebee man is great, i wish they made fun of me like that.

[@JWD1992]

Dark Simpsons has forever changed my feelings about the Mr Plow song.

[@mattthekiller9129]

2:55 to 3:10 I never knew what it felt to be creeped out while laughing

[@LordryuRevived]

You don't know recurring fear until you understand what happens whenever Homer enters Bart's room in these videos, singing Mr. Plow.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Or when Bart thinks he's safely away from Mr. Plow, only to encounter the Michael Jackson mental patient or, in one case, Barney Gumbel as The Plow King.

[@skelemama]

Bro licked a pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha glad you enjoyed it

[@AalandIslandsRealNotFake]

That was a brilliant ending.

[@simalukic146]

4:07 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sdsd-dc3kd]

I just love the running gag that bart and mj always end up in the same room somehow

[@dagnytheartist]

"Open-mouthed Bart facing the camera isn't real, he can't hurt you." Open-mouthed Bart facing the camera: 1:58

[@RanaRandom]

0:40 my lifelong dream, a split keyboard

[@timo4463]

The are pretty Common and cheap

[@RanaRandom]

@@timo4463 Used to have one during Y2K, but the family didn't like it so they threw it away.

[@timo4463]

@@RanaRandom :(

[@canaisyoung3601]

Pretty sure they have ergonomic keyboards now more than ever.

[@crusherm3316]

Well I guess we all know what really happened to Michael Jackson now!!!!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Hee hee!!

[@francotirador1991]

The ending…my guts hurt from laughing 😂

[@nuclearwinter391]

3:33 '... he's becoming isolated and weird.' You think, Marge ?

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha i wonder why

[@dmh3000]

As soon as I saw the New Bedlam ambulance, I knew who was going to show up and you didn't disappoint. The post credit sequence was also perfect.

[@meowbertmeowchez]

I love this so much. The window watchers in the hospital killed me 😹

[@SpRatCharm]

Matt Groening talking to the writers: OK? THIS IS A T RATED SHOW! DO YOU THING YALL ARE TAKING THIS PUNISHMENT TOO FAR?! Writers (W/Fetishes of Bart): This looks fine… Also Matt Groening: Y’all Fired.

[@canaisyoung3601]

I don't think he'd fire them. The writers would just leave to create Simpsons clone shows. That's how The Critic was msde.

[@noahfessenden6478]

When I saw the mental hospital, I knew. I just knew he was finally making a comeback.

[@pickyphysicsstudent201]

1:45 Look at how short Chief Wiggham is! LMAO

[@victorha9923]

Which makes me appreciate Dark Simpsons even more. His work probably required more editing than I can discern

[@juanddg4737]

Wow, I was not expecting a post-credits scene.

[@brooke9018]

Keep in mind that most of these clips are from treehouse of horror episodes which is quite fitting due to the context of the video

[@Orpheusftw]

This is the sickest one I've seen from the channel yet. 😂

[@lurklingX]

awwwwwwwwwwww poor bart in that last scene with the tears. i'm not sure if that was worse or the dark room naked on the floor after the mob. damn the cuts were genius in this. i was right between HA! and SAD throughout.

[@simalukic146]

4:12 Get It Away 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GribnikSToporom]

Mr. Plow strikes again!

[@donnaquixote7538]

The best first scene ever. Talk about plowing. 😋😹😹😹

[@farfar6962]

1:46 Seymour Skinner Saws Bart's Feeling For Dinner As Steamed Hams

[@weho_brian]

2:28 thats going to give me nightmares

[@MartynAndStuff]

And that's why Todd doesn't want to eat his damn vegetables....

[@ApocalypticRadish]

Always impressed with how many times these episodes make me say "oh no" and "what the fuck" in a short amount of time.

[@Dwayne_MitchellYT]

4:54 Oh God those Michael Jackson's grunt noises 🤣🤣 This whole video is funny as hell.

[@Rudi_Gauss]

A post-credit scene. he is now on mcu level.