RETURN OF THE SIMS

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[@patrickdbuck]

In Lyle’s defense, “knights of the square table” does sound exactly like a joke that Nostalgia Critic would make in his review of Monty Python.

[@jeremyabbott4537]

I can't believe Lyle gaslit me like that, because I could have sworn I remember a video just like that when he mentioned it

[@Leatherbubba]

Spoony actually used to be a movie reviewer for a magazine called "Knights of the Dinner Table".

[@lasagnapepeeno]

okay weeb

[@WhiteMageTali]

blazing dragons ps1

[@breadlast]

@@lasagnapepeeno hehe found the neckbeard

[@PoisonInc]

Something oddly fitting about seeing an unwashed Spoony pissing his pants in the middle of Hollywood.

[@boboloon]

As celebrities walk past him looking the other direction and covering their noses from the stench.

[@crowcade]

A visual representation of his Patreon

[@P.Brocklehurst]

​@@crowcadeFrom $5000 a month to now barely $200. Spoony is the definition of self destruction.

[@Mathren1]

God, imagine flipping the switch so all the industrial wall fans go to full power and all of your bead doors go flying everywhere.

[@_Rosa7524]

Imagine the beads slapping their faces as they try to move through lmao

[@t.g.5644]

i would put up like 70 wind chimes

[@Katawesome]

This made me spit out my drink

[@alphalax7747]

@@Katawesome laughing at OneyPlays comments sounds kinda bruh ngl

[@gulagbean289]

What a pleasant inconvenience.

[@kilmerval]

I would love a HBO series about Spoony trapped in Hollywood with no money and no way home and he has to make it to the big time.

[@MrConredsX]

Imagine all those psychosis tweets he done in the last 6 years spoken in live action

[@CcnutNerd]

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[@FIRE-LOTUS]

That's genius! We should title it . . . "Da Spoony Experiment".

[@GELTONZ]

That's depressingly close to Spoony's actual life right now.

[@saintbeau2779]

@@GELTONZ what has he been up to lately?

[@thetortoise4107]

Spoony attempting to make it in the big leagues by kissing celebrities and then wetting himself at the pay phone after getting thrown out is pure gold

[@MrJonezy541]

Imagine walking through the dark, damp, twisting hallways of their house and in the distance you hear the faint sound of the atop the fourth wall theme tune coming closer and closer.

[@getthegoons]

"What's that? WHO'S THERE?!" *"IT IS ME, THE LIGHTBRINGER!"*

[@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

*whistling intensifies*

[@Snakkin]

I would love a shitty unity horror game where the layout of the map is this nightmare house and Linkara stalks you like the Minotaur until you wring out a skunk in his face

[@Makocat]

The fans are programmed to sync with the theme song

[@no1reallycaresabout2]

Id die of happiness

[@VoidNull9222]

17:19 “Spoony is so upset he can’t do anything” Wow just like in real life...

[@pongo1342]

Remember that they didnt put any lights or windows so this entire rat maze is pitch black. Spoony stubs his toe on the sink every morning. Their life is pure hell.

[@ericfieldman]

There's probably a good deal of light going through the fans

[@TurboSax]

"Drywall, huh?" I don't know why that cracks me up everytime but it does

[@Tom-jy6mc]

"d r y w a l l h u h ?"

[@crazy360playa]

underrated lyle moment

[@ericfieldman]

It's such a menial nonsensical thing to bring passive aggressive criticism to, so it fits with their character of him, and maybe him in general

[@banjotooieboy]

Can't believe oneyplays is coming back to bully these successful internet personalities whose entire career was built off of making fun of people smh

[@fatalbert2055]

Classic Oneyplays, bullying Channel Awesome

[@horsepaste]

I love it when bullies bully the bullies bullying bullies

[@RagbagMcShag]

*mario 64 bully noises*

[@cwookdev]

Channel Awesome OneyPlays sims house when?

[@SomeDumbKid1]

I wouldn't really call Spoony "successful" at this point

[@notmyrealname1999]

My piss filled pot-belly jiggles with laughter at the sight of my favorite little simulated characters

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

You wish it was piss filled.

[@buppo8931]

gottem

[@notmyrealname1999]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 Don't make me demonstrate my piss level good sir, I'm not afraid to go back to prison

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@notmyrealname1999 I bet your whole family doesn't even have a quart of piss between them.

[@notmyrealname1999]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 Those are fightin words in my neck of the woods boy. My family is known throughout the backhills for our volume of piss, The youngest baby boys of my clan hold more piss than you could drink in a month

[@TBnJgg]

spoony trying to kiss celebrities and linkara trying to pet a skunk is part of that fine line where i can see them doing it as a skit and irl

[@N00BSYBORG]

Upgraded from a slightly large shack to a series of dark, winding hallways with a carpet that looks like someone dumped a bunch of paint on the floor. Channel Awesome is really going places.

[@dovahkiin201]

Hey... it has great circulation at least.

[@scarletbard6511]

@@dovahkiin201 Unlike Spoony.

[@TheLeggedOne]

I like how their house just looks like a minigolf course.

[@kommstein5692]

it can even simulate wind speed

[@roachdoggjr45]

At this point in my life, I'm just glad I'm not Tomar. I couldn't live with that kind of guilt.

[@donet0death240]

That’s so mean. You’re so right though.

[@roachdoggjr45]

@@donet0death240 I am also glad I'm not Jaxxy. God knows how embarrassed she is rn.

[@SnrubSource]

@@roachdoggjr45 who

[@stupidugly5815]

Chicken bruh

[@PALACIO254]

Or with the pleasure

[@MeAuntieNora]

"He's criticizing something already." They grow up so fast.

[@stproducciones9140]

His hat is sweaty. Tie's red, gun is heavy. He's criticizing something already, it's Ferngully. He's screeching, but on his right he's got Lindsay Ellis the NChick... But he can't get to Spoony.

[@BorderCrow14]

Is that you, Karl?!

[@rdm4952]

How’s your auntie nora she still passing wind?

[@jackrichardson4089]

@@rdm4952 for fiiiiiive minutes

[@Kibato123]

"Oney and friends torture AI replicants of semi-famous internet personalities for 36 minutes"

[@Abdega]

Oney was Roko’s basilisk all along!

[@Hayatehiroyuki25]

22:45 I love that the skunk came in to devour the corpse of the Nostalgia Critic

[@MoskHotel]

“Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Skunk. I killed Doug, so you don’t have to.”

[@demonicdude1328]

Doug left his coffee machine on in the old house bathroom causing a house fire. The only thing that survived the flames was his iconic vibrating bed.

[@jacobjonesofmagna]

I'm so happy, I didn't think they'd return to this

[@tweggymcsteggy6809]

Same here, this done did fill me with glee

[@airbiscuit8885]

Same too

[@mysteryman6918]

Wish they would do another fall guys

[@ginker4658]

I was worried too

[@actually-will1606]

Same. I’m so glad they have. It was one of my favourite episodes. I hope they make it a full on series.

[@PCFROMVCS]

Is Chris not aware we only watch him cause he's good looking?? Hes an illustrious dame

[@jacobcordova3825]

We need him to make an oneyfans

[@realsucka]

Chris's Spoony impression is somehow both spot on accurate and completely off at the same time

[@TheFatestPat]

That time when Spoony went to Hollywood. He tried to force himself on a stage hand, pissed on the sidewalk, screamed BETRAYAL and ran off.

[@0v3rk1ll19]

I can't believe Spoony met Richie Sambora.

[@jeremyabbott4537]

and then he pissed himself next to his star on the walk of fame! Such an icon

[@ronpalzur]

MOM TURN THE TV ON THEY’RE PLAYING THE SIMS

[@BunnLilah]

MOM WAKE UP THEY HIT THE PLUMBOB!!

[@Comedyking48]

Does anyone else have nostalgia for Sims Makin Magic, i really wanted them to make Doug cannonball down the magic hole to become a powerful wizard.

[@floatinghamstick]

I used to love doing the duels. Sick time bro, fucking sick.

[@Corkoth55]

i was sad that chris shut it down immediately lol

[@zorx77777]

After 4,000 years of waiting...

[@actually-will1606]

literally this was the best notification I’ve got in ages

[@SilkStalfos]

All the planets finally aligned so we could have sims

[@JBiggsNewJersey]

It'll be out when it's out. And we like that.

[@ThunderShadow98]

I slapped my belly when I saw this pop up :)

[@Uncmongus]

I stuck my finger in my belly button and wiggled it at high speeds jollily 😊

[@notinspectorgadget]

go go gadget my belly is red from slaps

[@awfullysomething]

I rubbed mine hohoho

[@hellothere9368]

I picked the pizza crumbs from mine.

[@mommyhug1464]

i legit turned myself inside out through the belly button when I saw the notification pop up

[@jermbonotrombone]

I like how Chris forgets games and bits they’ve done on this channel constantly but he remembered the random NCP that showed up for an ending gag

[@ericfieldman]

Probably cause he goes to nonsensical efforts sometimes for visual gags

[@vonDumpy]

Just wanted to let ya'll know that I started eating a Little Caesar's pizza when the video started and I finished the whole thing at the 19 minute mark, thanks for reading

[@thomasshrum4006]

I'm proud of you Nate.

[@vonDumpy]

Thanks for reading, Thomas. Hope the family is well. -Nate Sent from my Blackberry

[@chicknpawkes3129]

Rest in pizza Nate

[@MechaSkingles]

Proud of you, lad.

[@malikoniousjoe]

You’re welcome. Hope you’re doin well bud

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

20:13 this is one of those things that sounds fake but then they have proof immediately.

[@naterk9460]

Airport bench to sleep on, 1970 desk phone, bamboo shower, garage kitchen, mini-golf floor, wind turbine bedroom, bead doors that let skunks inside, outside computer, and a toilet at the end of a labyrinth. Now you all know the secret recipe to a successful career

[@murielleladouceur6414]

Add a plastic girafe next to a tomb and we would have Salvador Dali's house

[@DuckyBe]

"Who's screaming?" A complex question for the Awesome House

[@Jirbolicious]

Cerbius25 oh. I thought you asked “who’s creaming?”

[@ReadySteadyDESTROY]

This is literally the only channel that could make me excited about the Sims

[@sashimimisha]

It's actually pretty fun if you make weird little characters instead of normal people

[@Sighdafekt]

berleezy got a good sims series also if maxmoefoe did one i’d be super stoked

[@Sighdafekt]

turns out max does have a sims series and it was good

[@derpadothebird2106]

The dear leader will hear of this

[@ela2mil]

The sims is only fun when you know how to play it. Like these funee boys.

[@onionsilk]

27:57 Tomar not so subtly hinting at his OnlyFans account Once again, able to get by on just his devilish good looks 😔

[@Abdega]

If he wasn’t so charming, he’d be in jail

[@jeremyabbott4537]

I would totally subscribe to a Tomar onlyfans and watch him cover himself in peanut butter and slide down a slip n slide into a pool full of hippos, which he then outswims. It is part of his daily exercise regiment

[@onionsilk]

@@jeremyabbott4537 Hey now, there's no need for that mister! You should be nicer to Jaxxy's friends and let them enjoy the pool too

[@jeremyabbott4537]

@@onionsilk Hey, Tomar is the one who does it every morning at 9 AM sharp. He says it is good practice for the end times.

[@DinosaurFan88]

I like how Chris built what's essentially the house version of the Overlook Hotel for the Schmuckleheads.

[@coconutwater99]

Guys this means they’ll finish spooky house of jump scares

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Not after Cory was executed by the federal government.

[@Hoodied]

Well I mean, the people who published Spookys house of jumpscares are also publishing Bowlbo so it'd be kinda cringe and illegal if they don't finish it

[@kM-er8oz]

Hoodied l

[@Hoodied]

@@kM-er8oz true

[@OfficialCharles]

And they never did.

[@ModernOddity728]

Can I just say I love that the house they designed forced Lyle to utter the phrase "Kitchen Shed"😂😂

[@kloklojul]

imagine the smell

[@ShahbazBokhari]

Average smash tourney.

[@honeybadgerftw2383]

I won't

[@kanna-san.]

Channel Awesome probably smelled terrible

[@boboloon]

Prolly just piss, egg yolk, and maybe expired cheese.

[@honeybadgerftw2383]

@@boboloon no u

[@ammonkey4809]

I just realized the thumbnail is tomar stealing more gems

[@awfullysomething]

Ok racist

[@henrylivingstone2971]

He grows more powerful by each episode we must all be weary of the new world order.

[@dracothegreat1950]

Are you being tomarist right now?

[@henrylivingstone2971]

Draco TheGreat You can’t be Tomarist if you’re a Tomarian like I am.

[@uberd3323]

Oy vey

[@TimeThing-ex9tc]

5:11 Yes Chris it's called the Winchester Mansion

[@BenneBenji]

been so outa breath laughing at the thought of a maze with a toilet at the end and seeing doug running trough the maze having a huge diareah so funny ty guys such fun vid

[@Jobin_YT]

Chris builds houses like Lady Winchester to confuse spirits

[@hexmaniac6810]

The windchester mystery shack of fans (The fans are used to blow away the ghosts)

[@InsaniquarianDeluxe]

I got my horsey in my back. My horsey is attached. Put him in there with a big ol' skin graft.

[@BunnLilah]

30:48 For anyone else who came looking for this part lol. I finally found it thanks to this comment.

[@seraphssavior]

I still want to see the Chandler family recreated in this game.

[@ela2mil]

They’re working on it

[@boboloon]

Did you see that new video Chris posted of his Mom? All jokes aside, it's actually sickening the way he talks to her. She looks so brittle and confused. I miss old goofy Chris Chan...

[@TheRallycore]

😐

[@OfficialCharles]

Bruh

[@kylekris105]

11 months later- Uhoh

[@roachdoggjr722]

Zach is the floating diamond above all their heads

[@murderface2433]

@0-KINGSLOTH-0 Now its the matter of recovering the emeralds in Sims to our world. Tomar is sneaky by transcending dimensions to hide them.

[@jelly_4_brainz]

Zachariah hath assume-ed a diamond shape most foul

[@AsecasJavi]

Your dad is cooler roachdogjr

[@shangtsungsdannydicheeto8353]

Zach's the noneucalidian angel from neon Genesis evangelion

[@bonjolor8298]

Zach is my floating diamond 🥰

[@thedrewdog]

16:37 - Spoony calling for his Mom is eerie -- considering she tweeted him about bringing him food recently.

[@WIFFLEWAFFLE88]

Wow, the lead guitarist of Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, denied our savior spoony an autograph.

[@antborb7215]

30:50 Oney, Tomar, and Lyle should start a cover band. That performance was incredible.

[@PescaraProductions]

That video of Nostalgia Critic quitting his job brought back memories of this site that I did not know I had

[@PASTRAMIKick]

I think they just designed my Rimworld killbox.

[@fukukyun78]

Tomar,"We got all the expansion packs working now!" Chris at the first sign of an expansion pack,"Magic? What a fucking stupid expansion pack!"

[@kylepitcock8282]

I want OneyPlays to dub an entire episode of Nostalgia Critic and Linkara

[@TurboSax]

Some say that Spoony is still vibrating in that old clown house...

[@Ajax-322]

for the love of God, don't abandon this series like the other ones

[@breadlast]

God, I wish Zack was here. He'd make a bunch of fun, nasty little characters

[@luheartswarm4573]

I love Lyle's Linkara

[@some_guy117]

Nostalgia Critics Patented Vibrating Bed thats in all his videos

[@Otterino]

I remember one time when Tomar burst out from the dirt in front of me, where he had apparently burrowed the night before. He wore a Rick and Morty shirt and an Overwatch hat, I remember quite distinctly. He spat in my face and called me a cuck. What made it weird is that this happened in 2005.

[@o.b.carson1338]

did you die

[@Tsuyoshi_Kanda]

@@o.b.carson1338 I did

[@derekeliopoulos2670]

Yeah, what a fine claim from a person that had no knowledge of Newgrounds in its hay day.

[@derekeliopoulos2670]

Lol, jk, I have no idea about any of those things about anyone else, and I have no right to claim so.

[@bonesaw2716]

8:51 RIP Oreo :'(

[@sleepless9326]

Spoony going to Hollywood was the funniest fucking thing

[@TheSpunYarn]

spoony: you know what I was thinking as that complete stranger wouldn't let me kiss them? B E T R A Y A L !

[@MrConredsX]

famous quote that ended his career and turned him into depressive loser

[@MoskHotel]

Not really ended his career. The quote pretty much ended LordKaT’s career. So he ended up being really pissy at Spoony. What really ended Spoony’s career was the “sex basement joke” on Twitter.

[@names_are_useless]

@@MoskHotel Nah, it was the movie. Plenty of his fans got over the joke. The BETRAYAL of Spoony with the Patreon Promise of a movie? THAT'S when his fans began turning on him.

[@Xsopit24631]

30:44 bit had me giggling

[@fireflocs]

I legitimately thought that Spoony, Linkara, and The Nostalgia Critic were all three names for the same person until I watched this video.

[@theironfro6395]

I haven't even seen a Nostalgia Critic in years, and I've never seen The Wall review. I want it to remain mysterious to me

[@LaserbeamXperience]

I like how they use that fucking sims theme in like 15 different videos, but not sims

[@ClarkieReidri]

Zachs been scarce in the episodes as of late, let's hope hes working on some more sweet sweet smiling friendly boys

[@Saiaxs]

He’s in the samurai jack series

[@alexbvevo2028]

@@Saiaxs you can never have enough of the sweet little goblin man

[@ClarkieReidri]

Saiaxs yeah I know I’m just saying he’s showing up not as much as he used to so I’m just hopeful he’s busy making that sweet sweet movie draw men

[@o.b.carson1338]

Listen, clark, they had to put him down, we're all upset about it

[@BorderCrow14]

“We’re going to play all the expansions” Uh-huh. I’ll believe it when I see it.

[@youseenednedisdead]

this is the saddest most dreary miserable hypothetical existence ive ever seen

[@Beefnachos]

I'm so happy holy shit, I figured this was a one and done Sims vid

[@UberDr009]

26:02 wasn't that what Animeme (or whatever) was? I just remember the one where Jon and Arin are on the thumbnail and all the joke is "Hey Arin. we're cats."

[@DBWP]

Tomar attacked me today, it's hard to listen to the same voice that told me my death was coming soon

[@boboloon]

Did he point a gun to your head and ask if you believe in God? If so, that's just his way of saying hi. Sure it's a little cringy, but he means well. :)

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

He only does that when he spies you too close to a gemerald! You must use stealth and caution next time.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Don't forget to add me to your will like you said you would it would be very rude of you.

[@jelly_4_brainz]

That's just tomars funny idea of a little joak, a leetle prank, a funnee gag, it's ha-armless! Don't worry, unless you're eating his spahgettie

[@milmac9687]

Can't wait to see this whole episode in the next Nostalgia Critic Compilation

[@joeymeyer6956]

Lyle was a funny boy to begin with but he has gotten five billion times funnier in his time on OneyPlays

[@alphalax7747]

"Let's see how they'll do by themselves" *Immediately waste all of their money*

[@weshansen7892]

The pop ups at the beginning reminded me of when he played oblivion

[@dracojester2971]

3:23 I didn’t know Jeff did voice acting for this game

[@pucktoad]

Doug quitting his job in that horribly awkward way was pretty great.

[@mysteryman6918]

“Those poor channel awesome dudes... all they ever did was try and make people laugh” Are we the baddies?

[@names_are_useless]

Channel Awesome, which Doug Walker had a big hand in, was awful to the critics they hired. I've read Doug's brother is also an asshole (who is quite involved with Channel Awesome as well). Spoony lied to his Patreons about making a movie, and has generally been real douchy to past Channel Awesome Members and his Fans. Linkara always came off as quite humble.

[@eckitronix]

Glad you got the footage back, thank you Oney and possibly other friends for the absolutely amazing work on the FF7 Collab

[@punky_pout737]

Spoony's Big Adventure

[@YoutubeOB]

I wanna live in the channel awesome nightmare labyrinth!

[@BingbongDeNiro]

11 year old me is sooooo pissed that Chris doesn't know any of the hotkeys, and at his reluctance to use rosebud

[@GLVMR64]

I really hope they continue this series, it hits me in da heart

[@KamilHenri]

I initially I thought it said RETURN OF THE SIMPS, but this is so much better

[@SuperherosInDisguise]

making magic was the best expansion pack ever

[@NightwingMonkey]

Oney's Spooney impression is surprisingly accurate

[@retiinas]

The new House of Leaves show is looking great

[@En2md]

I can't believe I'm only just now realizing that the thumbnail of this serious is Tomar assaulting his friends for there precious gems.

[@DoctorTillinghast]

Imagine setting those two industrial fans in the love-bedroom to reverse at the same time, while Spoony's sleeping there. Would he be ripped apart, or just held in stasis?

[@benstein7506]

if you put toilets on the outside of the house people walking by will use them and get stuck on them

[@thexipherino667]

I guess it is official, the Nostalgia Critic is a family member of Chris now... after all these years , we finally saw his transformation from Chris O’Neil to .... Chris Walker. Also *sigh* Chris ... why wold you bully your uncle Critic like that ...

[@picklethebird1324]

Please, for the love of Jaxxy and everything Tomar, do more.

[@MentalHaggisCosplay]

I would pay literal money to see more of a Sims series of 'Living with the Three Schmuckheads' xD

[@AnuxeL]

30:50 Never listened to Old Town Road. Was wondering why that little segment reminded me of a song off NIN's Ghost album

[@elgavgav]

Thats correct, the song samples off NIN's "34 Ghost IV." I remember Trent Reznor discussing his contribution to Old Town Road in his Rock & Roll Hall of Fame interview, along with Miley Cyrus' re-work of "Head Like a Hole"

[@FabioNoche]

The Old town rd segment was gold.

[@NukeABagel]

Wheres the timestamp?

[@nigralurker]

Now THIS is the correct way to play the Sims.

[@lepsonical4763]

what is the sims

[@lepsonical4763]

si

[@tvjam428]

i’m not sure how i feel about zach recording alone doing impressions of chris lyle and tomar

[@BrandEver117]

The magic expansion was during Harry Potter hysteria. It was fun at the time

[@pumpkinpete1957]

I'm so glad they are continuing this