Return To House On Haunted Hill: Deusdaecon Reviews

[@elislaby9156]

“Smug as fuck” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I laughed every time you said it man.🤣🤣🤣

[@jazcc]

Fun fact smug as fuck is the same smug as fuck that created Girls Gone Wild. Yeah he’s THAT Smug as Fuck.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Wouldn't have been better of the sequel had been about someone investigating the deaths and events of the first movie? It would've been a deeper tie and maybe they could've just said that the two survivors ended up losing it and were in a mental hospital or they ran off together and were living overseas or something. Either that or something like "Grave Encoutners" where a group goes there to investigate the house or something and maybe they mention they tried to contact the surivors and they never called them back.

[@aquahexlive]

I like to pretend that this sequel doesn't exist. Just like I do with the Disney sequels.

[@spacesquirrelzero]

I also like to pretend certain remakes don't exist as well it makes life easier

[@AncapOtaku]

@@spacesquirrelzero holy shot Lief is that you

[@AncapOtaku]

Agreed I fucking hate Disney movies

[@spacesquirrelzero]

@@AncapOtaku Hello fellow friend

[@AncapOtaku]

@@spacesquirrelzero i didn't know you watched Deus as well

[@WeirdnessMaster]

Just discovered you after looking for reviews on Thirteen Ghosts. Love your review of the dark castle movies so far, and subbed for more!

[@christinawilkephillips7684]

AkinaKat thats so weird, I discovered this channel looking for a review of thirteen ghosts as well....

[@outfield243]

Same

[@1391Ghost]

yup me too

[@gaminganimators7000]

Same.

[@jamesh9720]

Yo wtf me too

[@konstance13]

Why does everyone waste Jeffrey Combs? He has one of the most haunting and distinct voices I've ever heard, and you give him NO lines?!

[@Shiirow]

I know, Im a huge Jeffrey Combs fan, and he is always wasted in most things he does, outside of VA work on Justice League and his stint on Star Trek DS9.

[@darkbladetri]

\\he gets no as his line

[@skyhazel6205]

@@darkbladetri I think Konstance was making a pun... get it... give him "no" lines?

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

@@Shiirow And Shran the andorian on Enterprise, Herbert West in Reanimator - list goes on. But at least he spoke in this movie "No!" 😂

[@lonedragon3261]

@@RosesTeaAndASD Shran was my favorite character on Enterprise.

[@Dovahkovu]

I'm surprised they never used one of the sealed windows like a guillotine... like, one of the cronies trying to crawl out and run, only for the heavy metal window cover to fall on them. It seems like something they'd do in this film, but nonetheless, we get this pile of shit.

[@curtis8516]

I recently asked William Malone what he thought of this sequel and in the nicest way possible he avoided answering it.

[@jackwells8107]

I think I found this channel Saturday, and you really don't have nearly enough subscribers. I don't always agree with you about some movies, but you always have some good thought behind your reviews, and the occasionally great, snarky humor. Thanks much for the good times.

[@TheFlashParade]

Saying "hired goons" and not cutting to a clip of Homer saying "hired goons?" feels like such a missed opportunity :) lol. Love your reviews!

[@konstance13]

The greasy-haired male student also played Hatter from SciFi's Alice. And literally from that one role, I can honestly say he's too good for this film.

[@Phoenix2312]

4:09 That Noxious Fart Joke... DAMN that broke me... I can see I am going to struggle now to get through the rest of this review cause I am going to keep laughing about that ONE JOKE!

[@admiralthunderbunny4520]

I'd argue that Return to House on Haunted Hill IS a sentence . . . possibly worse than prison . . .

[@jimsuniverse4954]

I love the kills in this. The rest is horrible lmao its ridiculous yet unintentionally hilarious imo. Its so bad its great 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@manictheidiot]

Honestly, it's a crime that you don't have more views. :P Another good review. It was a bit less effective as this was a film I didn't see, but I was entertained. Great work, again. Smug As Fuck is a great name... Where was the "choose to end the film sooner than later" option in this DVD?

[@deusdeaconReviews]

fthoughts Thanks once again I really appreciate it.

[@hirota8662]

fthoughts agreed sir!

[@Revenant1128]

This is weird, but some how i'm impressed with the doctor's cutting skill

[@AmaryInkawult]

akmal ariff Ibrahim well he did have years of experience

[@justshannon6734]

I’m really glad you made this video. I don’t think I could’ve made it all the way through the whole thing.

[@SarahsKnight0]

3:11 => Boy, Ali Larter was kind of in a no-win situation there, huh?

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

You know the first movie was actually a guilty pleasure for me...this was just stupid beyond belief, and I've long tried to wipe it from my memory. :/ 15:20 Dropping a fridge on her head? When the hell did this horror movie turn into a cartoon? >___

[@bezoticallyyours83]

I mean if it worked for Roger Rabbit...

[@bigk9000]

Why didn't they have the sequel be about the police investigating into the murderer from the first film? Have the police suspecting the two survivors because of the prize money. For an added touch, have the investigation team have a connection to the house as well. Like have the lead detective be the son of the corrupt cop who turned a blind eye to the mad doctor's sadistic experiments. Yeah, it'd be an astronomical coincidence, but it would fit with the first movie. I'm not even completely against the idea of the statue, but have it be where the doctor wanted to experiment on his patients as ghosts, and not even allowing them to escape him in death. I'll admit that sounds pretty goofy, but that would at least allow for an expansion of the lore without assassinating any character's agency.

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Your little comic character reminds me of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

[@Doctor_Odin]

This DVD gimmick sounds like it was originally supposed to be a video game pitch the way it works out.

[@oddeyes9413]

Electro-shock was done as a means to treat lesbianism way back in the day. It was stopped in the 1970s if I recall correctly

[@prisonerofthehighway1059]

And now lesbians use it on each other for our viewing pleasure lol.

[@johnv6806]

They still do it, just changed the name

[@chillproduction7142]

John V Yes, sexual excitement

[@johnv6806]

ECT, I know someone that had to go twice a week for like a month.

[@Youwouldknowmebtnow]

@@johnv6806 I'd be lying if I said I didn't doubt everyword of that lol

[@hasturking9635]

If I had my way, I would change a good portion of the story. People learn about it, seek it out, and find it. They take it to some area, and destroy it thinking it would help. But plot twist, the statue was just some random golden trinket the main ghost villain had. Of course the statue would not be in some flesh room, but in an old safe. The bad guys wanting it cause it was worth a lot of money, and the "good" guys thinking destroying it would end the horror. Of course the status is in a sense bait, no super natural properties, just a creepy looking solid gold statue. How they would escape would be to rip open a hole that the house could not close. Creating a means of blowing open part of the wall, the house reacts as the trapped souls start to escape, of course during this time the final encounter with the living bad guy happens. Once all the souls have gone, well all the ones that wanted out at least, some how the hole slowly starts to heal, going from looking like a part of wall blown up to a semi flesh like bleeding parts slowly regenerating. The living bad guy is dealt with as the remaining good guys throw the golden statue into the house, and the bad guy jumping for it just as the hole finally closes. The bad guy holds the statue, grinning like he won, turning to exit when he sees the ghost doctor, and a few of the other doctors standing in front of him. The bad guy books it away, with the other doctors looking about ready to give chase, Of course the ghost doctor motions for them to stop, as he grins knowing their is no other way to escape. And screaming is heard as the camera pans out.

[@thequietonesometimes6415]

I wonder what The Great Vincent Price from the original movie would think about these remakes/sequels

[@Isrjisoneavalable]

Probably sigh and make slightly macabre quip. He always seemed aware that the film where a camp gothic and enjoyed it, revealed in it! I wish they was someone to take up his mantle but as yet no one seems risen (from the crypt) to take his place

[@jenniferloving9054]

@@Isrjisoneavalable I agree.

[@Nugzz187]

Just come across your channel.. and I must say FAF will going through your video collection matey 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@MobiWanYT]

I have watched this before.. there is just something entertaining and real alot Deusdacon and his reviews. Never stop bud

[@scarfacefan19]

So happy to find you on KZbin! I saw your reviews on TGWTG. Keep up the amazing videos! You definitely have a permanent subscriber!

[@maria.whiddon]

You are awesome! I discovered you two days ago while looking for stuff about a horror film. This episode I shall call " take a shot every time he says 'smug as fuck' " lol

[@falloutghoul1]

Yeah, I never really like this film myself. Also, are you planning on reviewing other Dark Castle films, like the House of Wax remake or Gothika?

[@bakugouthegreat3815]

I love the House of Wax remake with a passion, cuz I kinda grew up with that movie(during my early teens really)

[@vicentserrano9268]

@@bakugouthegreat3815 me too, i was in early teens for watching thirteen ghost remake, didn't see house of wax remake, until i did see it in HBO just a few years back.

[@daesplays8737]

Wait, the hell? My version of the movie doesn't have the "choose your own path" feature. So not only did I have to see a movie I really liked get a pretty crappy sequel, but I didn't even get all the features it has? Damn.

[@niterida380]

How did the last 2 characters from the first film get down from the top of that mansion?

[@ivantrajkovski5055]

i must in the german dub(the one I watched)the scream from the self aware guy was POINT ON Perfect here I was laughing for an entire minute xD

[@viralshadow]

When a Power Ranger actress is too good for your movie, you know you have issues.

[@viralshadow]

@Kees Kees Cerena Vincent

[@the_fd_180]

So glad Ali Larter didnt come back for this especially with what they did to her character

[@NorthWestern1919]

This may sound irrelevant, but what is this? Is it a film? A series of short films that play depending on your choices? (Well, technically yes.) Would it technically be a video game? Or is "interactive DVD gimmick" a thing?

[@StewardofAutumn]

Yes

[@josephskiles]

the kill at 8:44 reminds me of the start of a MK " FATALITY", anyone else get that vibe ( would be surprised if that was not what they were going for in the first place)? Maybe she died of shock from fear/ heart attack or just death by crappy writing ? Of course the black dude died first, it's a time honored trope , I have a lot of black friends and not a single one is offended by this trope. However the ones I have talked to about tropes are much more offended when the character is just a token black person trope, or when the character is automatically attracted to a white person for no reason at all out of the blue. I can't blame them it would really piss me off if my culture was represented all the time as only worthy of being a special friend or if it was represented that both the females and males can't date their same ethnicity in order to push a hidden agenda constantly . One of my closest friends ( really she's more like my sister to me I love her so much) is a black gal that shares my love of horror movies and she has brought it up several times to me that black directors are just as guilty of doing this but in reverse although you see a token white actor much less because whites are usually reserved as the villains in a lot of horror movies that try to capitalize on black markets. I'm gonna end this rant here before it gets much longer, but I really think it's sad such practices are used by all forms of entertainment, we deserve better as people of this world with common sense !

[@hasturking9635]

You forget that after the credits they sequel baited it, having the statue be found by two people

[@advertiserunfriendly]

the bad guy looks like a discount Jake Gyllenhaal.

[@Shiirow]

Yes, thats what this needed, Smuggy McSmuggerton and his Dead Meat Crew

[@ivantrajkovski5055]

so just like final destination 3

[@paugh846]

Yeah, I love your reviews.

[@atreyuwilliams9394]

Nataku, Sandrock, Car’s Aznable, Wing Zero. How come Epyon is not fully visible? Amazing review and such an awesome channel!

[@samhalfpenny5096]

My problem with this movie is that the house minus the outside looks so different. Like where were these rooms in the original.

[@nullvoid7188]

Maybe it was made by the same guy who made Draculas castle in castlevania, The place can add and shift rooms around of it's own will everytime it comes back or when no ones inside long enough.

[@jigokuNeko]

I was hoping to see the pit more thats a cave under the house where bodies where dumped but nope completely removed and forgotten

[@Anthintendo]

First time with this review, coming back to it AFTER 13 Ghosts and Ghost Ship. No idea what to expect.

[@GeminibBorn]

I laughed the whole way through because the name Smug as Fuck is Hilarious. Another good one.

[@Ubermensch9240]

Wow. Not a single Little Mermaid joke. Classy. Never would have gotten through the video without doing it.

[@mithaearon]

Wait what? It was a choose your own adventure DVD? Is this on all DVDs? never noticed on mine....This may actually make it worth while to be in my collection.

[@deusdeaconReviews]

well "choose your own adventure" is very very generous

[@mithaearon]

I have seen this movie twice and could not now explain the plot or name any of the characters, I guess the 7 branching story points could account for this. I am tempted to try it out but the film is so rubbish I don't think I could put myself through that...

[@ColonelCarnage]

The highlight is letting the lesbian scene go on til they all get naked

[@quinnzykir]

2:37 like Riddle Scott not giving a shit about Prometheus and Alien Covenant

[@unit2061]

5:58 there’s a reason why people use steel targets there hard to break with bullets the heaviest bullet i shot at it didn’t break I was using a gun that used 7.62 the same as the AK-47

[@jacklyntamayo2748]

17:50 secs was is my favorite part ........its like GAME 🎮 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

[@ivantrajkovski5055]

do u plan to review bride of the reanimator? or beyond reanimator?

[@deusdeaconReviews]

Yes i will, Also I do need to mention, Questions like these would better answered on my twitter or the Facebook fan page, cause its general channel info, not specific to this video

[@ivantrajkovski5055]

i know its just my wifi is broken as shit and is stuck either on connecting ip address or is connected but doesn't have internet so I'm stuck with this cuz practivally any social media site I use freezes after a while for no reason

[@deusdeaconReviews]

Ahh I see fair enough.

[@ivantrajkovski5055]

yea also check out the movie pirranaconda if u want do a review it should be...interesting to say the least

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

I love the commentary on Bride of Reanimator 😂 But the 3 were a nice showcase of Jeffery Combs.

[@stevenguitink5947]

Funny thing about William Massa, the writer for the movie. He now writes Independently published novels on Amazon (specifically the Occult Detective novels) and yeah, they are just as schlocky and cliche as this movie.

[@Zeithri]

Interesting genre though. Might look into one.

[@stevenguitink5947]

@@Zeithri I read three of them and personally, they're not worth it. Very predictable, lots of tell-don't show, and subpar writing.

[@SeptienPatterson]

I just noticed the thumbnail has a correction to the title. I’ve watched at work but still, how did I miss that??

[@paulrees3861]

I've got the dvd but it plays as a normal movie, had no idea it is meant to play as a 'choose your own adventure' story.

[@jacknapier8201]

Okay, I looked it up about the face/off and you _can_ instantly drop from shock, and die if not treated in time... but I doubt that just a face removal done that fast is enough to trigger it if at all.

[@marcduncan5501]

Always thought if you have severe pain said: having your face cut off your body goes into shock and eventually die from a heart attack.

[@deusdeaconReviews]

Wouldn't that mean any thing extremely painful, like car crashes for example would always be fatal ? you cant tell me that the kind of severe bodily trauma experienced in a car accident wouldn't be as bad as a face neatly cut off.

[@elvinmadson]

I own this dvd. the only choices on my copy were play and chapters. too bad really... might have made the experience more enjoyable.

[@darkecoromantica4879]

Sounds like the writers got lazy to involve back stories which makes the films confusing. Thank you for explaining.

[@WildWhiteDignity]

You should do the Subspecies films

[@francisbarcelon1237]

I notice that you're a fan of gundam wing.. saw your collection in the background

[@deusdeaconReviews]

More a fan of the gunpla rather then the anime

[@bearwitty9690]

Saw this on T.V. and didn't know it was a sequel, and I've seen the first one.

[@mel2000]

The weak scream was a post-production sound issue, not the actor's fault. Why was the professor at Sara's house? He couldn't have been there to see Ariel. And he already knew where the statue was located, so he didn't need the journal.

[@Kaden10]

Why is Cerina Vincent in this movie?

[@SarahsKnight0]

I like how he just calls the main bad guy "Smug-As-Fuck".

[@ell1psis]

it could be that the straight jacket ghost was protecting her from vandercut

[@shonenchef7249]

Wait the yellow power ranger Cerina Vincent is in the movie.

[@permeus2nd]

I kind of like the idea of a choose your own adventure film just a shame it’s done badly. 15:47 these ghosts REALLY like touching her face, I was going to say grabbing but it’s more like a gentle caress.

[@wugglesx]

Had the final destination that was pick your own.. first choice accidentally saved them all.. annoyed my sister and brother lol . But at that point i was a bit disappointed so just started trying to off everyone and see what each option did.. It was very lack luster really though. I can't really think of a good one but that could be cause I've only seen\played like 1-4 area

[@nickivallandingham5059]

I love this movie! I love both of these movies!

[@jamethlawthon5602]

So I confused this with a DIFFERENT locked down haunted house with a professor movie? That's weird.

[@JHaru777]

Well, I think the face scene with the lesbian(?) merc was she fainted from shock maybe. Otherwise the explanation is just "It's magic ghost shit, we don't gotta' explain it!"

[@jameswalker6864]

She died.

[@PhilipWester]

You can actually die from shock, but that's a really shitty cause of death in a horror movie.

[@runsfromelk509]

I always wondered about the fatality of the face cutting scene death. The same act was also done in Hostel 3, and I wondered how the person would die bec of that.

[@Jeffrey314159]

I saw this movie on the SyFy Channel ahead ago and it was censored down. Weak ass but a passable low budget sequel to an expensive B movie.

[@AncapOtaku]

LOL when Ali chooses the Resident evil movie over your wannabe chose your own adventure.

[@zheimarie3362]

"Omg of course the black guy dies first" 😂😂 so true

[@katthawthorne1027]

So the evil necrosis cloud from the first movie just...fucked off, I guess? Maybe it was also murdered by Smugasfuck.

[@bezoticallyyours83]

I think Mr. Smugface is the Final Destination kid.

[@stephaniehoyland4901]

"this is a interactive dvd" Me " if I wanted interactive I'd play my videogames, but I think people just want to watch a movie, and not this one"

[@sebastianemond5313]

10:27 - 10:50 (Troll 2) *OH MY GAAAAAAAWWWWWD!*

[@Jcsj_]

I love the actress that plays the "floozy", I've had a crush on her for years but not becuz of this movie

[@Jeffrey314159]

james stevens That would be Cerina Vincent. She plays the slut character in most films she's in: CABIN FEVER, NOT ANOTHER TENN MOVIE, an episode of Two and a Half Men

[@Jcsj_]

Jeffrey314159 Yeah ik, but I was first introduced to her in power rangers lost galaxy

[@aqula]

Watched this movie when i was about 11-12 years old..So yeah..Safe to say i loved it because of that one scene. On the other hand, i also liked the soundtrack by Mushroomhead.

[@tylers2571]

My personal favorite of these reviews. Kinda sad this was so bad, i even own it cause a 3 movie set, but glad to see someone rip into it. Funny enough there was suppose to be a third movie but it got canned.

[@leadvendor]

This film was the kick in the colon I always wanted... oh wait, no, I didn't want that at all. Again, great review.

[@scottieman2]

So glad I didn't see this movie.

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

It was so rediculous and just soooo bad. There was no redeeming qualities to it and it was boring too.

[@WarKlutch]

Seems like this movie was cropped to the letterbox format in post

[@bezoticallyyours83]

I'd say Vannacut was a bad guy regardless of the statue. Electroshock and lobotomy were unfortunately perfectly acceptable "cures" for that time period.

[@noirweiss]

15:16 I CAN'T xD

[@quinnzykir]

Always wanted to get the Blu-ray that turned the movie into a choose your own adventure game

[@quinnzykir]

But I do know that one of the endings is that everyone dies and another where our hero’s all live

[@tessacanterbury8935]

Final Destination 3 has the same option on its DVD as well.

[@blankblanky7979]

Tessa Canterburytessa I think one of the saw movies (maybe 3) had a choose your adventure option.

[@ColonelCarnage]

I’ve seen one ending where everyone dies from shooting each other, one where they all die in the final fight and the villain gets his head put through a projector and an alternate ending where the lesbian henchman survives and finds the statue on the beach.

[@maikitoole5197]

Leave it to someone to screw up the sequel the 1959 is better than this garbage. Deusdaecon reviews keep up the good work love your reviews

[@richardpascall8128]

"Goons." "Goons?" "Hired goons." "Hired goons?"

[@wolfsf2012]

I never knew this existed At least not that I’m aware of?

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

Jeffrey Combs still acts so great in any medical-related horror movie

[@S87-p6c]

The lead actress in this went on to act in The Mentalist and has a slew of other roles. The others are still nobodies afaik.

[@williamcrowe2576]

I'd like to believe the plot about the Baphamet Idol is a ripoff of "Call of Cthulu", but I may find I'm wrong.

[@patchwilliamson]

I think ghost lesbian lady died from shock

[@ivantrajkovski5055]

the scream is just as lackluster and wtf haha funny as the one from dante in the dantes inferno game

[@Ubermensch9240]

So *this* is where Bandersnatch got its bad ideas from.

[@mikaelafox6106]

2:28 Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox. Nuff said, lol.

[@markferguson3745]

Smug as Fuck IS that guy you periodically meet, who IS, indeed, over confident ..right up till he dies horribly.

[@doomvitus88]

like how Tex n the girls did it but Charlie didnt do anything