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@elislaby91565 жыл бұрын
“Smug as fuck” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I laughed every time you said it man.🤣🤣🤣
@jazcc Жыл бұрын
Fun fact smug as fuck is the same smug as fuck that created Girls Gone Wild. Yeah he’s THAT Smug as Fuck.
@LibraGamesUnlimited6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't have been better of the sequel had been about someone investigating the deaths and events of the first movie? It would've been a deeper tie and maybe they could've just said that the two survivors ended up losing it and were in a mental hospital or they ran off together and were living overseas or something. Either that or something like "Grave Encoutners" where a group goes there to investigate the house or something and maybe they mention they tried to contact the surivors and they never called them back.
@WeirdnessMaster7 жыл бұрын
Just discovered you after looking for reviews on Thirteen Ghosts. Love your review of the dark castle movies so far, and subbed for more!
@christinawilkephillips76846 жыл бұрын
AkinaKat thats so weird, I discovered this channel looking for a review of thirteen ghosts as well....
@outfield2436 жыл бұрын
Same
@1391Ghost6 жыл бұрын
yup me too
@gaminganimators70006 жыл бұрын
Same.
@jameshopkins9725 жыл бұрын
Yo wtf me too
@aquahexlive7 жыл бұрын
I like to pretend that this sequel doesn't exist. Just like I do with the Disney sequels.
@spacesquirrelzero5 жыл бұрын
I also like to pretend certain remakes don't exist as well it makes life easier
@AncapOtaku5 жыл бұрын
@@spacesquirrelzero holy shot Lief is that you
@AncapOtaku5 жыл бұрын
Agreed I fucking hate Disney movies
@spacesquirrelzero5 жыл бұрын
@@AncapOtaku Hello fellow friend
@AncapOtaku5 жыл бұрын
@@spacesquirrelzero i didn't know you watched Deus as well
@konstance137 жыл бұрын
Why does everyone waste Jeffrey Combs? He has one of the most haunting and distinct voices I've ever heard, and you give him NO lines?!
@Shiirow6 жыл бұрын
I know, Im a huge Jeffrey Combs fan, and he is always wasted in most things he does, outside of VA work on Justice League and his stint on Star Trek DS9.
@darkbladetri5 жыл бұрын
\\he gets no as his line
@skyhazel62055 жыл бұрын
@@darkbladetri I think Konstance was making a pun... get it... give him "no" lines?
@DiscoTimelordASD5 жыл бұрын
@@Shiirow And Shran the andorian on Enterprise, Herbert West in Reanimator - list goes on. But at least he spoke in this movie "No!" 😂
@lonedragon32614 жыл бұрын
@@DiscoTimelordASD Shran was my favorite character on Enterprise.
@Dovahkovu7 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they never used one of the sealed windows like a guillotine... like, one of the cronies trying to crawl out and run, only for the heavy metal window cover to fall on them. It seems like something they'd do in this film, but nonetheless, we get this pile of shit.
@fthoughts9 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it's a crime that you don't have more views. :P Another good review. It was a bit less effective as this was a film I didn't see, but I was entertained. Great work, again. Smug As Fuck is a great name... Where was the "choose to end the film sooner than later" option in this DVD?
@deusdeaconReviews9 жыл бұрын
fthoughts Thanks once again I really appreciate it.
@hirota86626 жыл бұрын
fthoughts agreed sir!
@TheFlashParade6 жыл бұрын
Saying "hired goons" and not cutting to a clip of Homer saying "hired goons?" feels like such a missed opportunity :) lol. Love your reviews!
@Revenant11286 жыл бұрын
This is weird, but some how i'm impressed with the doctor's cutting skill
@AmaryInkawult6 жыл бұрын
akmal ariff Ibrahim well he did have years of experience
@konstance137 жыл бұрын
The greasy-haired male student also played Hatter from SciFi's Alice. And literally from that one role, I can honestly say he's too good for this film.
@jimsuniverse49545 жыл бұрын
I love the kills in this. The rest is horrible lmao its ridiculous yet unintentionally hilarious imo. Its so bad its great 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@admiralthunderbunny45206 жыл бұрын
I'd argue that Return to House on Haunted Hill IS a sentence . . . possibly worse than prison . . .
@jackwells81075 жыл бұрын
I think I found this channel Saturday, and you really don't have nearly enough subscribers. I don't always agree with you about some movies, but you always have some good thought behind your reviews, and the occasionally great, snarky humor. Thanks much for the good times.
@Doctor_Odin6 жыл бұрын
This DVD gimmick sounds like it was originally supposed to be a video game pitch the way it works out.
@oddeyes94136 жыл бұрын
Electro-shock was done as a means to treat lesbianism way back in the day. It was stopped in the 1970s if I recall correctly
@prisonerofthehighway10595 жыл бұрын
And now lesbians use it on each other for our viewing pleasure lol.
@johnv68065 жыл бұрын
They still do it, just changed the name
@chillproduction71425 жыл бұрын
John V Yes, sexual excitement
@johnv68065 жыл бұрын
ECT, I know someone that had to go twice a week for like a month.
@Youwouldknowmebtnow4 жыл бұрын
@@johnv6806 I'd be lying if I said I didn't doubt everyword of that lol
@curtis851611 ай бұрын
I recently asked William Malone what he thought of this sequel and in the nicest way possible he avoided answering it.
@justshannon67349 ай бұрын
I’m really glad you made this video. I don’t think I could’ve made it all the way through the whole thing.
@Phoenix23125 жыл бұрын
4:09 That Noxious Fart Joke... DAMN that broke me... I can see I am going to struggle now to get through the rest of this review cause I am going to keep laughing about that ONE JOKE!
@hasturking96355 жыл бұрын
If I had my way, I would change a good portion of the story. People learn about it, seek it out, and find it. They take it to some area, and destroy it thinking it would help. But plot twist, the statue was just some random golden trinket the main ghost villain had. Of course the statue would not be in some flesh room, but in an old safe. The bad guys wanting it cause it was worth a lot of money, and the "good" guys thinking destroying it would end the horror. Of course the status is in a sense bait, no super natural properties, just a creepy looking solid gold statue. How they would escape would be to rip open a hole that the house could not close. Creating a means of blowing open part of the wall, the house reacts as the trapped souls start to escape, of course during this time the final encounter with the living bad guy happens. Once all the souls have gone, well all the ones that wanted out at least, some how the hole slowly starts to heal, going from looking like a part of wall blown up to a semi flesh like bleeding parts slowly regenerating. The living bad guy is dealt with as the remaining good guys throw the golden statue into the house, and the bad guy jumping for it just as the hole finally closes. The bad guy holds the statue, grinning like he won, turning to exit when he sees the ghost doctor, and a few of the other doctors standing in front of him. The bad guy books it away, with the other doctors looking about ready to give chase, Of course the ghost doctor motions for them to stop, as he grins knowing their is no other way to escape. And screaming is heard as the camera pans out.
@viralshadow5 жыл бұрын
When a Power Ranger actress is too good for your movie, you know you have issues.
@viralshadow4 жыл бұрын
@Kees Kees Cerena Vincent
@bigk9000 Жыл бұрын
Why didn't they have the sequel be about the police investigating into the murderer from the first film? Have the police suspecting the two survivors because of the prize money. For an added touch, have the investigation team have a connection to the house as well. Like have the lead detective be the son of the corrupt cop who turned a blind eye to the mad doctor's sadistic experiments. Yeah, it'd be an astronomical coincidence, but it would fit with the first movie. I'm not even completely against the idea of the statue, but have it be where the doctor wanted to experiment on his patients as ghosts, and not even allowing them to escape him in death. I'll admit that sounds pretty goofy, but that would at least allow for an expansion of the lore without assassinating any character's agency.
@advertiserunfriendly83936 жыл бұрын
the bad guy looks like a discount Jake Gyllenhaal.
@bezoticallyyours832 жыл бұрын
Your little comic character reminds me of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
@Nugzz1874 жыл бұрын
Just come across your channel.. and I must say FAF will going through your video collection matey 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@ivantrajkovski50557 жыл бұрын
so just like final destination 3
@IAmTheUnison7 жыл бұрын
You know the first movie was actually a guilty pleasure for me...this was just stupid beyond belief, and I've long tried to wipe it from my memory. :/ 15:20 Dropping a fridge on her head? When the hell did this horror movie turn into a cartoon? >___
@bezoticallyyours832 жыл бұрын
I mean if it worked for Roger Rabbit...
@thequietonesometimes64158 жыл бұрын
I wonder what The Great Vincent Price from the original movie would think about these remakes/sequels
@Isrjisoneavalable6 жыл бұрын
Probably sigh and make slightly macabre quip. He always seemed aware that the film where a camp gothic and enjoyed it, revealed in it! I wish they was someone to take up his mantle but as yet no one seems risen (from the crypt) to take his place
@jenniferloving90545 жыл бұрын
@@Isrjisoneavalable I agree.
@MobiWanYT5 жыл бұрын
I have watched this before.. there is just something entertaining and real alot Deusdacon and his reviews. Never stop bud
@falloutghoul17 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I never really like this film myself. Also, are you planning on reviewing other Dark Castle films, like the House of Wax remake or Gothika?
@bakugouthegreat38155 жыл бұрын
I love the House of Wax remake with a passion, cuz I kinda grew up with that movie(during my early teens really)
@vicentserrano92683 жыл бұрын
@@bakugouthegreat3815 me too, i was in early teens for watching thirteen ghost remake, didn't see house of wax remake, until i did see it in HBO just a few years back.
@ivantrajkovski50557 жыл бұрын
i must in the german dub(the one I watched)the scream from the self aware guy was POINT ON Perfect here I was laughing for an entire minute xD
@SarahsKnight06 жыл бұрын
3:11 => Boy, Ali Larter was kind of in a no-win situation there, huh?
@hasturking96356 жыл бұрын
You forget that after the credits they sequel baited it, having the statue be found by two people
@scarfacefan199 жыл бұрын
So happy to find you on KZbin! I saw your reviews on TGWTG. Keep up the amazing videos! You definitely have a permanent subscriber!
@maria.whiddon5 жыл бұрын
You are awesome! I discovered you two days ago while looking for stuff about a horror film. This episode I shall call " take a shot every time he says 'smug as fuck' " lol
@mel20002 жыл бұрын
The weak scream was a post-production sound issue, not the actor's fault. Why was the professor at Sara's house? He couldn't have been there to see Ariel. And he already knew where the statue was located, so he didn't need the journal.
@daesplays87374 жыл бұрын
Wait, the hell? My version of the movie doesn't have the "choose your own path" feature. So not only did I have to see a movie I really liked get a pretty crappy sequel, but I didn't even get all the features it has? Damn.
@NorthWestern19195 жыл бұрын
This may sound irrelevant, but what is this? Is it a film? A series of short films that play depending on your choices? (Well, technically yes.) Would it technically be a video game? Or is "interactive DVD gimmick" a thing?
@InvaderTak1765 жыл бұрын
Yes
@the_fd_1807 ай бұрын
So glad Ali Larter didnt come back for this especially with what they did to her character
@samhalfpenny50965 жыл бұрын
My problem with this movie is that the house minus the outside looks so different. Like where were these rooms in the original.
@nullvoid71884 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was made by the same guy who made Draculas castle in castlevania, The place can add and shift rooms around of it's own will everytime it comes back or when no ones inside long enough.
@GeminibBorn9 жыл бұрын
I laughed the whole way through because the name Smug as Fuck is Hilarious. Another good one.
@Shiirow6 жыл бұрын
Yes, thats what this needed, Smuggy McSmuggerton and his Dead Meat Crew
@atreyuwilliams93943 жыл бұрын
Nataku, Sandrock, Car’s Aznable, Wing Zero. How come Epyon is not fully visible? Amazing review and such an awesome channel!
@jacklyntamayo27485 жыл бұрын
17:50 secs was is my favorite part ........its like GAME 🎮 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
@Ubermensch92404 жыл бұрын
Wow. Not a single Little Mermaid joke. Classy. Never would have gotten through the video without doing it.
@Anthintendo5 жыл бұрын
First time with this review, coming back to it AFTER 13 Ghosts and Ghost Ship. No idea what to expect.
@stevenguitink59476 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about William Massa, the writer for the movie. He now writes Independently published novels on Amazon (specifically the Occult Detective novels) and yeah, they are just as schlocky and cliche as this movie.
@Zeithri3 жыл бұрын
Interesting genre though. Might look into one.
@stevenguitink59473 жыл бұрын
@@Zeithri I read three of them and personally, they're not worth it. Very predictable, lots of tell-don't show, and subpar writing.
@marcduncan55017 жыл бұрын
Always thought if you have severe pain said: having your face cut off your body goes into shock and eventually die from a heart attack.
@deusdeaconReviews7 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that mean any thing extremely painful, like car crashes for example would always be fatal ? you cant tell me that the kind of severe bodily trauma experienced in a car accident wouldn't be as bad as a face neatly cut off.
@niterida3804 жыл бұрын
How did the last 2 characters from the first film get down from the top of that mansion?
@paugh8463 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I love your reviews.
@mithaearon7 жыл бұрын
Wait what? It was a choose your own adventure DVD? Is this on all DVDs? never noticed on mine....This may actually make it worth while to be in my collection.
@deusdeaconReviews7 жыл бұрын
well "choose your own adventure" is very very generous
@mithaearon7 жыл бұрын
I have seen this movie twice and could not now explain the plot or name any of the characters, I guess the 7 branching story points could account for this. I am tempted to try it out but the film is so rubbish I don't think I could put myself through that...
@ColonelCarnage6 жыл бұрын
The highlight is letting the lesbian scene go on til they all get naked
@zheimarie33626 жыл бұрын
"Omg of course the black guy dies first" 😂😂 so true
@bezoticallyyours832 жыл бұрын
I think Mr. Smugface is the Final Destination kid.
@darkecoromantica48795 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the writers got lazy to involve back stories which makes the films confusing. Thank you for explaining.
@nickivallandingham50594 жыл бұрын
I love this movie! I love both of these movies!
@bezoticallyyours832 жыл бұрын
I'd say Vannacut was a bad guy regardless of the statue. Electroshock and lobotomy were unfortunately perfectly acceptable "cures" for that time period.
@quinnzykir6 жыл бұрын
2:37 like Riddle Scott not giving a shit about Prometheus and Alien Covenant
@elvinmadson5 жыл бұрын
I own this dvd. the only choices on my copy were play and chapters. too bad really... might have made the experience more enjoyable.
@bearwitty96905 жыл бұрын
Saw this on T.V. and didn't know it was a sequel, and I've seen the first one.
@jigokuNeko4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping to see the pit more thats a cave under the house where bodies where dumped but nope completely removed and forgotten
@jamethlawthon56022 ай бұрын
So I confused this with a DIFFERENT locked down haunted house with a professor movie? That's weird.
@jacknapier82013 жыл бұрын
Okay, I looked it up about the face/off and you _can_ instantly drop from shock, and die if not treated in time... but I doubt that just a face removal done that fast is enough to trigger it if at all.
@josephskiles5 жыл бұрын
the kill at 8:44 reminds me of the start of a MK " FATALITY", anyone else get that vibe ( would be surprised if that was not what they were going for in the first place)? Maybe she died of shock from fear/ heart attack or just death by crappy writing ? Of course the black dude died first, it's a time honored trope , I have a lot of black friends and not a single one is offended by this trope. However the ones I have talked to about tropes are much more offended when the character is just a token black person trope, or when the character is automatically attracted to a white person for no reason at all out of the blue. I can't blame them it would really piss me off if my culture was represented all the time as only worthy of being a special friend or if it was represented that both the females and males can't date their same ethnicity in order to push a hidden agenda constantly . One of my closest friends ( really she's more like my sister to me I love her so much) is a black gal that shares my love of horror movies and she has brought it up several times to me that black directors are just as guilty of doing this but in reverse although you see a token white actor much less because whites are usually reserved as the villains in a lot of horror movies that try to capitalize on black markets. I'm gonna end this rant here before it gets much longer, but I really think it's sad such practices are used by all forms of entertainment, we deserve better as people of this world with common sense !
@sebastianemond53132 жыл бұрын
10:27 - 10:50 (Troll 2) *OH MY GAAAAAAAWWWWWD!*
@patchwilliamson5 жыл бұрын
I think ghost lesbian lady died from shock
@katthawthorne10274 жыл бұрын
So the evil necrosis cloud from the first movie just...fucked off, I guess? Maybe it was also murdered by Smugasfuck.
@WildWhiteDignity6 жыл бұрын
You should do the Subspecies films
@SarahsKnight06 жыл бұрын
I like how he just calls the main bad guy "Smug-As-Fuck".
@paulrees38615 жыл бұрын
I've got the dvd but it plays as a normal movie, had no idea it is meant to play as a 'choose your own adventure' story.
@kirbymarchbarcena2 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Combs still acts so great in any medical-related horror movie
@JHaru7775 жыл бұрын
Well, I think the face scene with the lesbian(?) merc was she fainted from shock maybe. Otherwise the explanation is just "It's magic ghost shit, we don't gotta' explain it!"
@jameswalker68645 жыл бұрын
She died.
@PhilipWester4 жыл бұрын
You can actually die from shock, but that's a really shitty cause of death in a horror movie.
@runsfromelk5094 жыл бұрын
I always wondered about the fatality of the face cutting scene death. The same act was also done in Hostel 3, and I wondered how the person would die bec of that.
@ell1psis5 жыл бұрын
it could be that the straight jacket ghost was protecting her from vandercut
@aqula6 жыл бұрын
Watched this movie when i was about 11-12 years old..So yeah..Safe to say i loved it because of that one scene. On the other hand, i also liked the soundtrack by Mushroomhead.
@maikitoole51972 жыл бұрын
Leave it to someone to screw up the sequel the 1959 is better than this garbage. Deusdaecon reviews keep up the good work love your reviews
@SeptienPatterson5 жыл бұрын
I just noticed the thumbnail has a correction to the title. I’ve watched at work but still, how did I miss that??
@ivantrajkovski50557 жыл бұрын
do u plan to review bride of the reanimator? or beyond reanimator?
@deusdeaconReviews7 жыл бұрын
Yes i will, Also I do need to mention, Questions like these would better answered on my twitter or the Facebook fan page, cause its general channel info, not specific to this video
@ivantrajkovski50557 жыл бұрын
i know its just my wifi is broken as shit and is stuck either on connecting ip address or is connected but doesn't have internet so I'm stuck with this cuz practivally any social media site I use freezes after a while for no reason
@deusdeaconReviews7 жыл бұрын
Ahh I see fair enough.
@ivantrajkovski50557 жыл бұрын
yea also check out the movie pirranaconda if u want do a review it should be...interesting to say the least
@DiscoTimelordASD5 жыл бұрын
I love the commentary on Bride of Reanimator 😂 But the 3 were a nice showcase of Jeffery Combs.
@shonenchef72493 жыл бұрын
Wait the yellow power ranger Cerina Vincent is in the movie.
@wugglesx2 жыл бұрын
Had the final destination that was pick your own.. first choice accidentally saved them all.. annoyed my sister and brother lol . But at that point i was a bit disappointed so just started trying to off everyone and see what each option did.. It was very lack luster really though. I can't really think of a good one but that could be cause I've only seen\played like 1-4 area
@Jcsj_8 жыл бұрын
I love the actress that plays the "floozy", I've had a crush on her for years but not becuz of this movie
@Jeffrey3141597 жыл бұрын
james stevens That would be Cerina Vincent. She plays the slut character in most films she's in: CABIN FEVER, NOT ANOTHER TENN MOVIE, an episode of Two and a Half Men
@Jcsj_7 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey314159 Yeah ik, but I was first introduced to her in power rangers lost galaxy
@francisbarcelon12374 жыл бұрын
I notice that you're a fan of gundam wing.. saw your collection in the background
@deusdeaconReviews4 жыл бұрын
More a fan of the gunpla rather then the anime
@AncapOtaku5 жыл бұрын
LOL when Ali chooses the Resident evil movie over your wannabe chose your own adventure.
@tylers25713 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite of these reviews. Kinda sad this was so bad, i even own it cause a 3 movie set, but glad to see someone rip into it. Funny enough there was suppose to be a third movie but it got canned.
@permeus2nd5 жыл бұрын
I kind of like the idea of a choose your own adventure film just a shame it’s done badly. 15:47 these ghosts REALLY like touching her face, I was going to say grabbing but it’s more like a gentle caress.
@markferguson37455 жыл бұрын
Smug as Fuck IS that guy you periodically meet, who IS, indeed, over confident ..right up till he dies horribly.
@unit20616 жыл бұрын
5:58 there’s a reason why people use steel targets there hard to break with bullets the heaviest bullet i shot at it didn’t break I was using a gun that used 7.62 the same as the AK-47
@leadvendor8 жыл бұрын
This film was the kick in the colon I always wanted... oh wait, no, I didn't want that at all. Again, great review.
@scottieman26 жыл бұрын
So glad I didn't see this movie.
@DiscoTimelordASD5 жыл бұрын
It was so rediculous and just soooo bad. There was no redeeming qualities to it and it was boring too.
@bezoticallyyours832 жыл бұрын
I personally like this movie, not as much as the first one though. But it's a fun enough spookhouse gorefest. It wasnt as bad as Ghost Ship
@Jeffrey3141597 жыл бұрын
I saw this movie on the SyFy Channel ahead ago and it was censored down. Weak ass but a passable low budget sequel to an expensive B movie.
@Dirt-McGirt2 жыл бұрын
Always wanted a sequel to the 99 movie, unfortunately we got it.. Despite the end I loved the 99 movie and thought they could do so much with that story, whether it be a sequel or prequel. This just felt rushed and thrown together, and a huge waste of Jeffrey Combs' talent!
@Trid3nt8614 жыл бұрын
the 67 dislilkes are from Smug as Fuck and his entourage.
@creatureslim3 жыл бұрын
Smugasfuck got lucky that the ricochets didn't end the movie right there the lockdown be damned.
@Kaden102 жыл бұрын
Why is Cerina Vincent in this movie?
@noirweiss5 жыл бұрын
15:16 I CAN'T xD
@jazzxplays65919 жыл бұрын
its a good review!
@deusdeaconReviews9 жыл бұрын
+ellenaJ paramio Thanks so much.
@MasterChief-sl9ro4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing.. At least the first movie. They got paid for surviving...
@Kremmen20015 жыл бұрын
Blimey, Andrew Lee Potts from Primeval AND Blake's 7''s Tarrant himself, Steven Pacey!
@doomvitus886 жыл бұрын
like how Tex n the girls did it but Charlie didnt do anything
@Ubermensch92404 жыл бұрын
So *this* is where Bandersnatch got its bad ideas from.
@bezoticallyyours832 жыл бұрын
Yeah shooting the lockdown mechanism is pretty dumb
@wolfsf20125 жыл бұрын
I never knew this existed At least not that I’m aware of?