Reuben the Bulldog: The Dance

This routine plays itself out each night. It's all about trying to show the humans he's in control. :)
Music: Hurts So Good Blues by Unicorn Heads

[@samanthab1923]

Oh he's an evil genius. I love how even lying flat on his belly, he had a leg cocked ready to either inch closer or sprint away. Just feigning disinterest. ❤️🐶

[@truthfulrating5802]

He says here I come you know you want me

[@DidObamaCare]

“So many calories burned, unnecessarily” a motto to live by

[@laraoneal7284]

Never get tired of Reuben. He’s got his own charisma. He loves to play hard to get. He looks like a big loaf of brioche. So cuddly.🥖🥖

[@rinkle396]

The funniest part is he keeps coming back and telling his mama

[@deemariedubois4916]

Truthfully that is the cutest puppy tushie ever.

[@annm4833]

Yes it is! Complete with "butt swirls" 😁

[@luChewy8458]

@@annm4833 😉☺

[@pulsiui4003]

I love the swirlyness jejejje💓💓💓😍

[@selenasmith2489]

I know 😂😂😂😂

[@r.mcbride2837]

Butt swirls ftw!

[@LeslieGMN]

Reuben wants Mike to throw out his back hoisting sixty-plus pounds of near-dead weight into his lap: It’s the latest dance craze!

[@kimalonzo2145]

That's what i thought. He's going to throw his back out again!😕

[@melz3752]

I'm so glad to know that I am not the only one that has been trained by their dogs.....

[@cherylburdick3133]

Shoot, I'm pretty sure my lil' RosiePosie is in total charge of her "Hoomans"😬😩😕

[@donnabunch8444]

@@cherylburdick3133 q

[@cherylburdick3133]

@@donnabunch8444 what's "q" mean? Lol

[@cynthiaparsons9339]

When I make coffee my dogs have me trained to give them a treat🤷‍♀️

[@randyfarnsworth7825]

You can judge a good human by the way they treat animals. Never date a person who does not like dogs!

[@JoyfulJasperJamesCalmClaire]

Or a person who the dogs don't like!

[@bohne1978]

Bullshit. Some ppl are afraid of dogs because they might have had bad experiences with dogs and the stupid owners who don't know how to handle their dogs.

[@randyfarnsworth7825]

@@bohne1978 Slow down … read slowly my comments. Someone who has had a bad experience with dogs doesn’t make them cruel or a shitty owner.. I doubt someone who is afraid of dogs will be operating a puppy mill… so! Bullshit back at you🐒

[@bwdrums1]

"You want me on that lap ! You NEED me on that lap !" - Reuben "Colonel Jessup" Melnotte

[@nickykeightley9355]

Reu looks like a 10 pound sausage stuck in a 5 pound casing! He's just too cute for words!💕😁

[@laraoneal7284]

Reuben never ceases to amaze me with his personality and his rotund little huggable body.🥰🥰🐶

[@scottpitner4298]

Haha rotund :)

[@Kristina-mm9ih]

I'm not sure how I ended up here, but that was hilarious! 😂😂

[@pdxbound81]

When Roo stretches his leg out behind him, it looks like a grilled turkey leg HAHA

[@bluegillandbass2141]

When i Wake up and i see Reuben uploaded it’s gonna be a good day

[@LeslieGMN]

@Isaiah Buck Absolutely!!!

[@gailbrezinka9766]

Amen!!!!

[@susanwest2522]

That's for sure!!!

[@candiceseitz5798]

IKR!!

[@lindabaldwin2568]

Exactly 👵♥️🤗

[@smaucieri07]

“The ritual is concluded. Let us sit down to a sumptuous feast and commemorate this sacred occasion.”

[@margaretohara3451]

Reuben is playing hide and seek with dad like a baby. This is adorable and very sweet. I love the defiant tenacity of Reuben which he shows in his innocent baby like manner. Another wonderful video which embraces their loving family and attitude on life.

[@BoilerBloodline]

“A drive by? Ha! That was a crop dusting in an attempt to unseat you so that you will grab me!”

[@mkay4j330]

Rue says: "Don't hate the player just hate game." "I'm just as good at this as you are dad." " I have a lot of fans watching me,I can't let them see me crawl." I bet if u got a stuffed toy and put in on your lap every night we all know this dance would be over much sooner. 😊😊

[@erwinmonti5066]

HE DID A DRIVE BY. JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW WELL THE ANIMALS HAVE US TRAINED..SAME AS ME...

[@luvjc77]

I love it...."He just did a drive by." LMAO. And your power move by just putting your feet up.

[@shawnabrewer5873]

Reuben would make anybody who is in quarantine with him bearable.

[@christinecox8747]

Roo knows that if he plays hard to get, he’ll get what he wants, he’s playing you, like a violin!!! God love him !! Stay safe everyone. 😂🇬🇧💖🐶🍑

[@woodyjonz]

That was so cute. Hes adorable. I love how he asked Mom to help. Lol

[@tracywalkerPossumQueen]

Love the narration and subtitles! It was a long dance, but so worth it -- what a goofy, lovable "little" guy! ❤🐾🐾❤

[@AJScraps]

Seeing him get picked up is so cute, what a barrel 😂

[@cynthialangdon3228]

Reuben is so cute

[@mattiepygatt8813]

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[@charlottegiddens3776]

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[@token555]

Barrel of squishy, wrinkly butt pinching loooooove!!!😊😊😉💖

[@ugofist2340]

This really is worthy of being narrated by Sir David Attenborough.

[@bettyhouk8727]

Ugo Fist or a sports 🏀 castor ! Hilarious and ooooh so adorable 😍

[@soothingtrax]

Yes! I hear it! LOL

[@rosannacellini2158]

Reuben is such a character! He's entertaining just being himself on his own terms, lol. In the long run he goes to dad. 😅😍🐾🐾

[@katewardley5943]

He has you so well trained. You could have read a book, watched a program, done a crossword but instead you were focused on Reuben the whole time and he knows it. Well done Reuben. My dogs do similar and I fall for it every time. lol.

[@MrTonyharrell]

He’s been tutoring with a cat apparently. 😂

[@paulap4032]

"The final power move"......oh the old recliner foot rest trick. Roobs has you both trained so wel!!🤣🤣🤣

[@tomslove52]

KZbin really needs to make a LOVE button just for Reuben and his peeps, thanks Mike and Carol for sharing Reu's spectacular choreography with us 💃🕺

[@ReubentheBulldog]

Thank you, Christi!

[@cq9882]

I cannot get past Carol picking up on your line “You will sit on Reubens lap” 🤗🇦🇺🇺🇸

[@cyng6734]

*Ha! I'm in control here.* Roo is just clearly spoiled rotten🐶

[@9ner4ever34]

Roob play'n hard to get. 😂 "Resistance is futile" Roob. 🤣❤ ya pal!

[@wadebullard9463]

He has trained you very well.

[@lisakinsey4396]

Lol, that is a perfect bulldog attitude! I love Reuben!!! ❤️💜💙. That mug is so adorable 😍. I keep watching all of the videos. He is too precious! I can’t get enough of Reuben!!! Thanks for sharing Reuben with us!!! 😊😊😊.

[@janetseidlitz5976]

He doesn't want you on the chair, he wants you on the couch. LOL.

[@panthersfan6073]

Reuben has just illustrated my relationship with all girls since puberty.

[@ReubentheBulldog]

lol

[@carolsferra3582]

HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[@rachaeleigh]

Dude we women respond to kindness, caring, and in my case food, football and ice hockey

[@panthersfan6073]

rachaeleigh If true, I would be an ice skating NFL Quarterback chef who volunteered at the animal shelter.

[@rachaeleigh]

@@panthersfan6073 you can cook?

[@catwhisperer7655]

"He did a drive by! he did a drive by!' Lmao. Loved the inching closer on his belly. He sure brings a lot of joy to your household, huh? Let me add, the world. So sweet. Love and best wishes from Central IL.

[@stephanieduncan933]

Reuben's a character! Cute pup.

[@1jackvalley580]

There is absolutely no doubt that that "Reuben Montague Brown" has single handedly Charmed the World with his grand abilities to ONCE AGAIN manipulate his Dad😂🐾💕🍉

[@dottybb2756]

That last move was well played Mike, but we all know who is ultimately in control. Absolutely hilarious! Could Reuben possibly have any more personality?? 😂

[@hamdrillbitsandwich7394]

Roo's butt swirls remind me of the vortex that comes off the wing tips of a jet plane!

[@carolsferra3582]

My puggle has a butt swirl that looks like a tulip!! True story!

[@nimeryaspawnbrd1049]

bulldogs' stubborn determination is one of their most endearing features, once you learn how to survive it... 😂 And Roo's a true ace in this game 😍

[@synchronicity45]

I love his voice. He sounds like an announcer.

[@anatorres2062]

Hes such a spoiled baby omg love it. While laying on the floor his legs are positioned to jump up lol be safe guys and thanks for the smile

[@mkay4j330]

All bull dogs lay that way,sometimes they even cross them.

[@cathyhan3204]

Yeah their the cutest! Little humans!🐶👑🙏😷

[@MR-ul6bc]

Good boy, Reuben. It's really, Daddy that wants you in his lap.

[@QueenLioness84]

Reuben's personality is more colorful than a box of crayons.

[@debrabolton9372]

Reub, you are the sweetest. That face. My dose of sunshine on a rainy day! Thanks you guys.

[@countrygirl6003]

Is Reuben the most spoiled bull dog in the world or what. Lol. He's also the cutest. Love that roo!😁

[@nimeryaspawnbrd1049]

every bulldog will train you to spoil them like that 😅 and in a surprisingly short amount of time... try it to believe it 😜

[@walterdwinnells7701]

No, the bullrock bully from Brunswick, Me. Performs the same dance

[@carolinebessa-keogh3546]

Reuben, you rock!! You bring a smile to my face every time I watch you. Love you 😍 Lots of love ❤❤❤

[@SusieLovesJesus]

😂 Roo is such a lovable sweetheart. He reminds me of a grumpy old man, set in his ways, whom everyone always accommodates because all those around him love him so much 💖 The world is a much better place with characters like Roo around 😊

[@deborahdemarco7732]

Reuben is a true Bulldog. Stubborn, tenacious, and totally in control. He is trying to teach you the way he wants you to react to his needs. He's a funny guy. 😊

[@janiceroach3677]

Honestly, hysterical! Does he really put you through this every night? 🥰💕

[@ReubentheBulldog]

To varying degrees, yes. lol

[@constantdarkfog49]

I find this episode so cute, how Reuben make's getting on your lap a fun game. Nothing is simple when it come to Reuben negotiations. LOL.

[@IceMonarch80]

this guy just performed what is known as a pro gamer move, hot damn

[@robinmcmillin6589]

Bulldogs are so wonderful to have. And they train their owner so well. We love ours so much and she does the same little tricks and dances that Ruben does. What a wonderful breed

[@lorihess6949]

You on Roo's lap.. LMAO😂

[@binduk8600]

You know his every move. Its so obvious that you love him so much and so does he. Bravo Reuben. Love from India.

[@caontiemcneal6547]

Bravo Bravo! And the best actor award goes to Reuben the Bulldog 🐕 🤩

[@nataliehagman2432]

Reuben is just adorable with his mind control techniques. 😂😂I love the subtitles they make it SO good. ❤️🐶

[@michelleking9542]

I love Reuben! Reminds me a little of my own dogs and the games they play🐶

[@andylb1]

Current score: Dad-1; Reuben 1,432,321!😂😉

[@ReubentheBulldog]

It's really Dad - 0

[@llew777]

And counting

[@cathyhan3204]

Reuben the Bulldog, Mike it’s either that or the,”Couch!”🐶👑😂🤣❤️

[@cordeliahamilton1061]

Thanks for the happiness you are sending during these hard times, Reuben. Love to you and your family from the U.K. 🙋🐕🐕💙💙

[@ReubentheBulldog]

You are so welcome

[@DanielleLong-qe3yv]

I love the upside down Reuben . I love the way your parents take care of you . Reuben , you're so sweet and adorable . I still love watching your videos . I also loved when your dad gave you a tummy rub .

[@ohyeah1994]

Roo: "Dad grunts and groans whenever he picks me up. He really ought to get in shape."

[@ReubentheBulldog]

He's trying. lol

[@joannkripper9990]

Switching gears for a moment, I am sorry for the loss of Reubens long distance friend Lincoln aka Piggy..love you guys, stay safe ❤️

[@jjmacjjmac]

Jo Ann Kripper yea, me too. I was shocked. 😞

[@kathyvenable8793]

What happened to Lincoln

[@georganna.2371]

Very sad. Lincoln was quite the character, Birdie must be lost.

[@dianekoch6489]

Kathy Venable Lincoln passed suddenly on Friday 4/17/20. Not sure of details but it was very unexpected and shocking. All of us who loved him and his family are really devastated.

[@kathyvenable8793]

I’m so sorry for your loss. It’s hard to lose a fur baby. My son has lost two bullies but they were like mine too.

[@lindayoung58]

And thus ... a happy dog and a happy dad. Reuben be firm, be fair, be friendly - but never, never be 'easy' and things will be as they should. Love to ya!

[@christophercondon5048]

So elegant......so graceful. It is like watching 2 angels dance through the sky.

[@torgeirbrandsnes1916]

Great vlog as always! Lol! He is the king of drama! Give him an Oscar! He does not play hard to get but hard to want. Lol! Be safe, and stay safe!

[@elleofaname1058]

Doggone it........I was dying to see you on Reuben's lap. Party pooper ;) :)

[@scarletroulette6333]

You are so loving with that baby. What a special family you all are. Love ya! Bunches Ruby!

[@annamarieschafer8184]

Reuben thank you once again 💐 You and your human are so entertaining!

[@1967chad]

I love bulldogs I can’t wait to get one of my own in a couple years

[@salonianand5744]

You guys love him so much! He is one lucky pupper to have such an amazing family...loadz of love n happiness to u all.. 😄😙💞👌👍

[@rosannacellini2158]

Roos like, "I'm gonna, fool him once, fool him twice, three times, well, Ok dad, here I come, please pick me up" Such a ham😁😍

[@GawgaCracka]

Reubens cheerful personality certainly surpasses most humans these days...imo👍

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Awww bless. It's a game that no one really loses unless Mike gets a sore lap

[@katayounahoo4016]

I love that sausage on the floor, love you, Reuben....LOL, I love that strong bark.

[@wendynicklin7693]

Just what I needed 😊 is a dose of how cute a dog can be 😍

[@greggvillanueva1291]

Reuben is a poetic bundle of cordial joy. He makes human life multi-dimensional.

[@susanwest2522]

I'm 75 years old, so I'm gonna start playing the "senior" card!! Because during this difficult time were in, authorities are saying to look out for and be especially kind to seniors! SO, Mike and Carol and Mr Roo I want more Reuben videos!! Maybe daily videos? Remember you'd be helping a senior citizen!! Lol! I ♥️ Reuben!!

[@arosencrantz18]

He wants you to chase him, and have a good run. That's what it's all about!

[@DanielleLong-qe3yv]

I love it , Reuben is so adorable and I l love when he tries to attack the leaf .

[@dianadagoddess3979]

Oh my heart 😂😅🤣😂😅he's the cutest little Prince. Thanks family 👏🏽❤👋🏽

[@helenrichardson6046]

Carol-did you ever consider looking into therapy for dogs and dog owners? The two of them are nuts. Lol But we love them!!!!!

[@darrellclark9013]

It’s a good day , I watched The REUBENATOR !

[@drienov]

It surely is👍👍💖💖

[@tonyadcock7347]

Never a dull moment with y'all...

[@cjtramm8]

What sweet lovely dog. Seems every dog has their version of the dance. What a sweetie

[@carolz5090]

There are 19th century dances, during the reign of George III and the Regency period in England, that are less complicated and have fewer steps than Reuben’s nighttime Pas de Deux.

[@maryharvey6909]

Mom should get the lap first see how Reuben likes that

[@deborahb3634]

Father and son are hysterical!! Thank you for the laughs

[@barbaramandrus8915]

I love this one "he did a drive by!" One of my favorites!!

[@Mama-Ames]

Maybe it's being "on camera." Roo cant let us see him being outsmarted! (AS IF!) Or maybe he just loves being on camera! Or BOTH? I for one, LOVE Roo being on camera! Coz I sure love you pup!!! 💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕

[@jimsteele2072]

He wants you to realize how important he is in having your lap complete.

[@drienov]

Yessssss!🌟🌟🌟

[@johnkeviljr9625]

Simply, the best.

[@jeanneprescott7272]

Love these videos!! Adore Rubin and I think his human family is so loving and kind!! English bulldogs are so sweet & precious❗❤❤❤❤❤

[@cathyhan3204]

Mike It’s This or, “The Couch!!”👑🐶😂🙏

[@gailremp8389]

Why am I sitting here watching this on a Sunday afternoon at 4 PM in Central Florida? Oh it's thunder and lightning everywhere. That's a good excuse. You couldn't possibly believe that I want to see this silly video, right? Yes.

[@cynthiacler9284]

I love Boxers and Bulldogs each breed has their own personality. They are such hams and love to be the center of attention. Too cute

[@MariafromthePhilippineIslands]

He is so spoiled. Feeling the only baby in the family. 😁😁🐾🐾