REVEALING YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY SECRETS

[@MsLudmillacosta]

i feel like she’s the cool aunt dealing with our bullshit and giving advice

[@doveeee]

God I wish I had that

[@user-qo3qq]

literally

[@fnafvhstapes1983]

Satan's joykill ! I have that 😂

[@doveeee]

@@fnafvhstapes1983 Damn

[@mikudayoooooo]

@@fnafvhstapes1983 for a second I thought your pfp was three nooses and I think I need this therapy too

[@kapil3627]

nobody: alyx having to explain how it’s not okay to drug people:

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

but it turned out great (this a joke)

[@prxncessahdrii2126]

You were at 999 likes so I just had to make it 1k, you're welcome:)

[@ihasbrowniescookies9994]

Vmin dude I see u everywhere OMG!! Hecc yea!

[@Andrea-rf3qg]

Ooooo I know where that pfp came from

[@lovlouzedits8156]

“My friend broke her neck but I got over my crush” *fUnnY yOu’rE thE bRokEN OnE bUt I’M tHE OnlY OnE WhO NeeDEd SaViNG*

[@blehheh3096]

I CANT IT'S 2AM AND IM DYINGGGGG

[@Mariaa.k_7]

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA

[@tonia.c3639]

not her neck,she wrote her back :p

[@tonia.c3639]

That Person if you can’t sleeeeeeeep, count the e’s😂

[@kambrevlogs1133]

I- AHAHAHA

[@nickoifish]

“Isn’t it sad that it’s embarrassing to care for other people?” Woah, I’ve never thought about it like that 😟

[@rosemarysilvergate2569]

Omg yeah like 🤔

[@strawbuwu384]

Ikr, *deep.*

[@Maya-mk1st]

me neither lol

[@nickoifish]

Rosemary Silvergate shit got me thinking thooo

[@ccx4m66]

Is it sad that I have tho 😂

[@abbymueller2975]

that awkward moment my phone connects to my car radio and my parents hear you say “I don’t Masturbate, that’s not true”

[@isobelcottage8733]

abby mueller 😬😬😬😬 ouch I felt that second hand embarrassment

[@มาช่า-ญ9ณ]

abby mueller I feel so bad for you 😬

[@jaredhalvorson3532]

Wouldn't that be the person on the other end of the call that said that ?

[@nate8525]

Omggg 😂😂😂😂

[@lolychungus5517]

Yikes.........

[@weaselluvr777]

She should do “revealing your dreams/nightmares”

[@ParkJimin-up3fr]

rusty candy canes i usually dream about dead people somehow😔😔😔

[@yarakamleh9760]

Park Jimin I dream about Intruders quite a lot 😔

[@inkyluminals8487]

yara_ kh05 I dream about stalker intruders

[@albertsbiggestfan1016]

rusty candy canes YES ILL RE COMMENT SO SHE SEES IT

[@potchary8366]

That would be sooo cool because I usually document my weird dreams in my notes app

[@savannah9134]

honestly i feel like im at therapy rn, listening to other peoples stories is oddly comforting

[@midnvghts]

Lmaooo same here ✊✊✊

[@princessadel1631]

Same, even if some of them are definitely fake or exaggerated

[@lily-eh1zj]

that’s probably why i like these videos so much....

[@BajaBlast-oise]

My Dearest, Angelica i feel oddly validated that i’m not as weird as the people in her videos. i thought i was weird and gross until i started hearing the things that people say to her in these vids. i’m still weird in some aspects, but at least i don’t fuck my step brother (or any one, for that matter) or destroy people’s lives 😅

[@carter338]

same lol

[@Helena-iu8me]

Valentine’s day? never heard of her tbh

[@los3rrat143]

Honestly same

[@athena6941]

Lmaoo right

[@taekotoga6548]

Helena j

[@Nana-lf9hr]

Helena uh wasn’t Valentine a person or am I stupid

[@iceberg7999]

@@Nana-lf9hr your getting r/wooooshed, prepare yourself

[@millie5287]

"he ain't dead just deadbeat" Me trying to explain the situation with my dad to my friends 😂

[@anushkabhat9384]

Potterhead spotted!!

[@flomillishitbitch8302]

millboo if this isn’t relatable 💀

[@dreamstudios237]

Luna love good :D

[@seriousleh]

Me: scrolling through youtube KZbin: ayydubs new vid Me: *happiness noises*

[@anyssadegracia]

Same 😂

[@audreydenman7856]

Same

[@avagarcia-blacker796]

Im only being : SAMEEEEEEE

[@themixedangel1]

**mug happy noises**

[@clarissabossman4822]

*happyness screech*

[@kaifisshhh]

Yall. If u get rejected dont try to “get back” at the person. Thats just weird

[@frostibee3170]

exactly, nobody's entitled to like you

[@simplyanisa5010]

I thought you said get black and was pissed off hahaha😂😂

[@honeystly_disgusting6393]

// SimplyAnisa dude i always turn into a black girl when someone rejects me

[@GoddessMe444]

merel joosen and exactly how does a black girl act when she gets rejected.. I would love to know 🤨

[@honeystly_disgusting6393]

Pjayy Xoxo it’s not the acting, i just switch clothes, hair and skin tone

[@jessicah7519]

these vids always make me so worried like is everybody just secretly a psychopath

[@jessicasalazar4365]

Jessica H right lol

[@meganmcleod6152]

Jessica H yea?!?!

[@Ava-wc4se]

It’s almost comforting

[@rainie2308]

@@Ava-wc4se yes

[@lorainejustice]

Everbody but me.

[@caitlinhorner1632]

Nobody: ALYX: “you guys are in like high school, middle school, preschool”

[@O_Ciel_Phant0mhive]

lol yea it seems like it xD

[@supremetacogames]

Useless nobody

[@evewatson7230]

tiffany quiroz right you’re 9 if you say “XD”

[@user-du2tz3pi8m]

eve watson I am 9

[@berrybunbun6091]

@@evewatson7230 Guess we know you're nine years old-

[@AdrianGonzalez-hv4cq]

I would rather get pregnant. But people might ask questions because I'm a guy.

[@kikigopie419]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Cici-le7ii]

😂😂😂

[@vanetta1045]

Love this comment 🤣😂😂

[@lilahharrington8269]

Nah, it's 2020, no one will question it if you act offended when they bring it up 😂

[@asrieldreemurr1110]

Lols

[@cam6563]

*"sHe cANnOT plAy tHe FLUtE!"* i laughed for three minutes straight

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

@Arianatics fever yes she does im kidding

[@greenguyz3775]

@@vminisfuckingreal998 i know right jk

[@snowpuppy8064]

Same

[@olived2460]

Angry band kids

[@alanimyla3961]

That was my comment 😭

[@erinh2835]

“Basically I don’t wanna be here right now.” Me when I’m anywhere but home

[@cas.rose.x]

me when I'm at home 😶😳

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

Me not in my bed

[@erinh2835]

cas rose oof that’s kinda relatable as well :/

[@peachtokkii863]

Same 😂😂😂 (but in my bed lol)

[@lillymcelhaney1652]

I laughed so hard cause I read this as she said it

[@allisonstovall6355]

You should do a doctor secrets

[@helenfaith1508]

Yess

[@douaelgchiri5654]

That would probably be dirty

[@douaelgchiri5654]

@@24j01m Oooo... I'm here for it

[@summersquared2912]

Juliette Ghauharali HAHA I THOUGHT U WERE CALLING HER A SMART ASS

[@harleykelley9175]

yes please

[@lh8649]

id rather get pregnant than get an STD because im a guy and that would really confuse everyone

[@mimi.paloma_]

i'd rather get an std because I fuckign hate kids and everyone would find out that i'm acually female (i'm a trans guy)

[@diesirl9502]

Fishy Fishu abortion is always a thing, even though some people are against it. Tbh I’d rather get pregnant too because of the abortion thing.

[@zenx2832]

Uhhhh, std probably. Bc if you treat it early on then it's easier to get rid of

[@zenx2832]

And kids are fucking annoying

[@hwashgg]

I f*cking hate children... And church

[@annieryan8540]

lmao i’m having a “PALentine’s” day cuz me and my friends be lonely

[@vivianyoung4900]

Annie Ryan OMG SAMEE

[@beabadooboob]

Ccccccan you be my palentine's too?😳👉👈

[@captain3441]

qxni I’ll be your palentine bro..

[@beabadooboob]

@@captain3441 Okay 😖👉👈

[@OleJay]

Annie Ryan I love your icon of Mertina🥺❤️

[@beanyacker]

“It’s a day to appreciate everyone in your life... not just the ones who touch your genitals.” -Alyx, 2020

[@rhiannad4601]

Words of wisdom 😌

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

well said, 10/10

[@anluisasanchez]

👏

[@lindaloreign9346]

AMEN TO THIS!!!!

[@emma-vp4dp]

Alyx: “I’m pretty smart” Also alyx immediately after: *burns herself by picking up a bowl*

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbo

[@Chiara-im6wt]

I think the stick went in a certain hole...

[@makaylaharhi8048]

👀

[@btsIover7]

Yeah I thought that too..

[@rolypolielover]

OwO

[@Beeetlejjug]

A wet whole

[@Nana-lf9hr]

Gobble Turkey hole*

[@ChillingWithMiyah]

Never thought this would ever have to be said drugging👏🏼 people 👏🏼is👏🏼illegal

[@ItsJustLissetYep]

That was basically rape

[@sachmassare3538]

@@ItsJustLissetYep yes, thought so too... Really disappointed that Alyx played it off a little

[@charlies8369]

Wow thx for saying that. Because of this I’ve decided to never drug anyone. Simply due to the fact that it is illegal

[@frostibee3170]

@cardi b

[@cholepear3086]

what if i drug my self but on accident , i never gave consent to be drugged so was it still illegal

[@makenaeccles3268]

“A LEGAL case?” LMAO I CAN’T 💀

[@jessicadaley3618]

Wow right as I scroll down, and see this comment the exact part of the video came up

[@davinm.2290]

If you ever feel bad about being rejected, just know that I asked this girl out in 8th grade on valentines day and she said "hell no" and proceeded to go on a long rant about why she would never date me. Mind you, this happened in front of out entire english class. It's okay though, I ended up coming out in September and had a fling with her brother. I can't tell you how many times she walked in on us. Revenge is sweet as hell :)

[@JenniferKGraf]

😂😂😂😂I love this

[@shahanajafar2600]

that is amazing, we love that 😂😂

[@yourleastfavoriteegirl7167]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER , when i came out my ex's new gf told me that she'd date me ;)

[@Yumpzz]

revenge yess sis

[@spencerreidenthusiast4338]

YOOOOOO you did THAT

[@vinkman4334]

I always forget that Valentine's Day even exists until games get a valentine's update lol

[@talamajed7054]

Lmaoo

[@heathernusz]

i love this comment. so oblivious and pure.

[@maya7241]

same like i really don’t care for valentines day

[@g000d_morning4]

17:54 are we just not gonna talk about how she is 18 and “B” is 31 ???

[@lillipadss]

g000d_ morning for real that’s creepy as hell

[@brokenoven9404]

I mean *at least* it's legal

[@user-vs5jg2bg3q]

Broken Oven barely

[@barbaradalmolin929]

@@brokenoven9404 it's legal but immoral

[@edwardcullen9519]

a cactus nope sis needs a sugar daddy😌💅🏼

[@zinone2009]

can’t believe i’m saying this but roofie-ing someone is NOT okay

[@bitchwhat1735]

Karlyn20 what if that someone tried to roofie you??? Like what if Isa a karma's a bitch moment

[@zahrah8512]

Bitch What Two wrongs don’t make a right

[@dimiiswife]

What is that

[@saiges._]

@@dimiiswife i'm pretty sure it means to put pills in someones drink

[@bitchwhat1735]

ew I see what you saying.

[@alexamejia9543]

nobody: alyx: “I have a flight in...SoOn”

[@lindaloreign9346]

mood

[@chipcatz]

When I was seven or eight years old, I stuffed a pizza roll in my wall. Like I hammered my wall with the pointy end of the hammer and I stuffed a pizza roll in the wall and it’s still there it’s pretty crusty. Like really crusty

[@clairefazel8470]

I'm 13 and I would probably do that while sleep deprived

[@blueturtlebean5879]

Wtf.....😂

[@tylercaplovitz1943]

How don’t you get roaches

[@Taisha803]

“he ain’t dead.... just a deadbeat” 😂😂😂 Bro I died 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ilovesabrinacarpenter]

ion get it

[@rose-wf6hk]

I don't get it

[@skylight2258]

Unicorn Kitty when a dad isn’t around and doesn’t do anything to support you but he’s still alive people say you have a deadbeat dad because if he was dead it still would be the same thing

[@friedoreos7354]

Kenzie M awfully descriptive keNzIe should I be concerned about the possibility of you also having a deadbeat dad?

[@skylight2258]

FriedOreos I don’t have a dead beat 😂 that’s probably why I had such a hard time putting it into words

[@haystacksvlogs]

Last Valentine’s Day I got asked out by one of my close friends and I said no, and I felt bad because I was right next to all my friends and he had his best mate with him. But we are still close now and Valentine’s Day is our rejectaversary

[@Maddy-sx9cv]

We love that for you

[@freshcinnabonsmaam8822]

CEO of staying friends and not being toxic

[@Nana-lf9hr]

Sizzle Playz I’m in love with my best friend

[@kaymitten]

that’s cute lmao

[@emmebigelow9413]

@@Nana-lf9hr same

[@chey4795]

“He ain’t dead just a deadbeat” I’ve never yelled “mood” louder than this

[@cricketsellars1826]

“If you can’t talk about sex with someone you shouldn’t have sex with them” FAVORITE QUOTE OF MY LIfe. Like make me a shirt or something with this one it

[@mirabailey]

“the balloon had a stick” *a stick* S T I C K it’s a stick alex. think. small youtuber hahaha

[@nataliegarza5348]

I still don’t get it 🤣🤣

[@mxrcvrii]

what, is it loaded w drugs? gunpowder? stuck up a vagina? i’m confused lmao

[@nothingbutkatie4972]

OMG how does no one else understand this

[@calendulate]

@@mxrcvrii Honestly, knowing how these stories go I'd assume its the last one

[@lukero818]

at the store they have little balloons with sticks that you usually put in follower bouquets

[@peytonandrew4219]

Girl you know those TikToks... "Funny you're the broken one" [Friend who slipped and broke back] "When I'm the only one who needed saving" [Friend who didn't want crush to know they liked him]

[@jessicasalazar4365]

this is too underrated

[@aerothearrow_]

“He ain’t dead, just a deadbeat” :> (also why does this have so many likes it’s literally a quote from the video)

[@Jaythetransgremlin]

Wolfgirl AJ the definition Of my dad

[@lflanders84]

Funtime Foxy lol

[@kylies1958]

That was me!! I can literally show you pictures of me in 4th grade with the sugar cookies lmaooo he's still a fucking deadbeat

[@cheyenne2080]

Kylie - that’s fucking awesome 😂😂😂😂

[@nataliemacentee4243]

Kylie - oh my lord😂

[@emeliee9840]

"The balloon had a stick" I think it means she shoved it up her 'no-no zone' if you get what I mean.

[@fir3catj]

That's exactly where my head went, fucked up minds think alike 😂😂😂

[@sunflower_elf]

FireCatJ mine also what’s wrong wit me

[@brendahidalgo3058]

@@fir3catj yupp Edit: tysm for the likes

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

oh

[@blue_berry4195]

*Stop don't shove that there that is your **_no no square_*

[@hannahdellert4634]

ok for the one about the whole “he’s acting like we’re dating without the sex” THAT MAN IS 31 AND SHES 18 WTF

[@amyjo3867]

hannah dellert // It’s legal..

[@hannahdellert4634]

Satan :’/ yea but it’s still weird

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

@@hannahdellert4634 not really

[@JustWhattaRuLookinAt]

Same. It is indeed weird even to me who’s in their 20’s. I have never once in my life seen a person who was mentally an adult when they are still 18-20. Just because society says it’s legal doesn’t always make it fine. Age-of-consent laws don’t reflect teenage psychology. In addition to that, you either JUST graduated from highschool or is still in highschool, and some older people probably thirstly waited for you to be over the age of a minor. It’s actually pretty creepy. You need a period of rest. Just like how it’s weird for you to immediately go out and post-breakup date someone else right after ending a serious relationship (maybe according to society, it’s totally fine since it isn’t considered cheating, but it’s still unhealthy because you may be rebounding when an average person would have not fully gotten over their ex mentally after a breakup from an impactful relationship). Maybe that’s a crappy analogy. However, my point is, your physical age or your appearance is pointless when you are not even fully, mentally grown as a person or is mentally broken. Plus, in places like America and in certain countries in Asia, why would the drinking age be older than 18-19, because even the most basic-ass laws know teenagers are irresponsible af whether they are a minor or not. Moral of the story: You’re not fully considered as an adult until your late 20’s or until you are old enough to rent your own car. Sheesh, most kids want to be treated like an adult so fast even when they are not ready at all. If you are actually an adult, you pretty much hate being one to begin with.

[@lillipadss]

U w U That’s was an amazing explanation actually

[@bjrnburnfield1863]

4:15 this is a big lesson. Many pet owners don't know that weed is toxic to dogs. Please call 911 if you find that your dog got into it. Don't let your mistake cost your pet's life Actually 911 doesn't apply to animals. So call the nearest emergency pet services ig

[@moobtube562]

Bjørn Burnfield Urm 911 ? That is for humans

[@bjrnburnfield1863]

@@moobtube562 no, 911 is for any emergency

[@ohnoheb]

Bjørn Burnfield falling a vet and telling them it’s an emergency, they’ll get you in as soon as possible. Ambulances won’t help much because the emergency workers aren’t trained to help dogs, but vets are

[@bjrnburnfield1863]

@@ohnoheb my bad, I assumed they'd have contact info of vets, but apparently they don't

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

"so call the nearest emergency pet services instagram" ok sorry but thank you for that advice. i didnt know that weed (well, shoulda been obvious to my dumbass) could harm animals so thanks for that

[@canaantoothman4467]

6:00 I’m guessing the stick was stuck up somewhere 😬😂

[@lookathimee]

*Alonzo Lerone : “GET A DICTIONARY”* *LoeyLane : Hi! Hello! My name is Loey!* *Aylx: Therapy*

[@jasminesanchez5046]

If someone made me a card or something saying they had a crush on me I would never mention it out loud, of course I would be flattered and let them down in the nicest way, but I just think embarrassing someone is so messed up, especially embarrassing someone who really likes and cares about you.

[@wackshi3074]

Alyx- “She’s playing with a hardened piece of her own poop” Me- “drinks Danimal slowly”

[@MajorZoner]

🤣🤣🤣🤣✌ dude this is funny. Haha I can imagine your eyes and you sipping your danimal like 😳👀

[@axinitewolf]

Why can i imagine this?

[@wackshi3074]

Major Zoner that was exactly me 😂

[@wackshi3074]

Leen unfiltered swine. Jkjk I think you know what is it 😂

[@wackshi3074]

Spearmint Snakes bc it’s relatable ;) 😂

[@firstnamelastname-uz7gb]

StOrY TiMe, so I had this BIG crush on this boy and he always played basketball and he is good at it to. And I wanted to impress him sooo....I played basketball and I was trying so hard so he can see me and it was raining and I almost slipped and broke me face...even more....turns out he didn't see because he was in detention.... Another time we were texting on tik tok I was being weird and keeped asking questions and he got annoyed and didn't like me. He NEVER answered my texts (on tik tok) and about one month later my friend had his number and I want it and she asked why and I said "I want to prank him" (I just wanted his number lol) then me and my friend were on facetime when I started to text him and I was being weird, about 1-3 months after I don't like him anymore and I was chill and he started to be nice and turns out he liked ME the whole TIME. I still don't like him but I am pissed I did all that and we could have been dating for that time. (No one knows about this but me)

[@Strawbcherries]

Well now I know >:)

[@toerio]

Blackberry ;3 yes c:

[@cassiusfelix2805]

That's a sad but also happy story

[@28paulinemeicanlas59]

Welp everyone knows now

[@bastardbunny666]

L means Loss like “take the L” is “take the loss”

[@letitiamalus9418]

*lesson it's actually lesson

[@tinakushner1758]

The L word

[@makaroniukaskiukas1197]

L means Loser

[@bastardbunny666]

Letiția Maluș it is not! but thank you for your contribution.

[@bastardbunny666]

Karoliuks Kiuks it’s not but okay

[@christinarad7772]

Alyx is literally me on Valentine’s Day tomorrow

[@scruffi.e]

Christina Rad alyx** smfh

[@darcy.granda]

Christina Rad literally** smfh you really can't spell

[@iceberg7999]

Y'all are grammar Nazis

[@ashleebates5708]

Fuck off why do you care so much if some one can’t spell I know I can’t spell for shit because of my learning disability leave people alone and find something else to worry about 😊😊😊

[@hannahl3057]

“He ain’t dead, just a deadbeat” felt thatttt

[@ella2904]

here’s a general rule of thumb don’t flirt with anyones uncle 🤣 wait hold on how does this have so many likes???

[@dearlily325]

The rule of them was made in defense of domestic abuse

[@selinarochelle]

Maybe she was trying to imply she put the stick in a crevice of some kind

[@emmebigelow9413]

"in a crevice of some kind" HAHAHAH

[@nicarmendariz9079]

This fucking sent me lmao

[@sadieb27]

@@troveion backside crevice

[@cjthomp2005]

“I have a flight in *looks at watch* soon” As someone who travels a lot I don’t think I’ve ever related more to a sentence, thank you

[@lindaloreign9346]

MOOD 😂😂

[@peridotspod]

5:41 Nobody: Literally everyone on tik tok: “BUT, I did something special to that valentine. U know how I mentioned the balloon had a stick... if this blows up I’ll do a part 2 like and follow”

[@subscriberswithoutvideos-rw3nt]

FR THO like wth

[@connielook1643]

FAXX

[@jeffreysherman8224]

I was thinking she put the stick somewhere...

[@hqneymoons]

1000 subscribers without videos she did-

[@cocomelon3431]

@@jeffreysherman8224 same....

[@angierose111]

“i didnt roofie her” *continues to roofie her*

[@whosthatgirl_itsjess]

I mean they technically didn’t roofie her, just drugged her

[@sugarice72]

@@whosthatgirl_itsjess isn't that the same thing?

[@whosthatgirl_itsjess]

bishusniko x Roofies is another name for Rohypnol, but it doesn’t sound like that’s what it was. Don’t get me wrong, drugging people is STILL VERY BAD, but they weren’t wrong in saying “I didn’t roofie her”

[@Remdog0828]

Alyx: I pretended that I could (long silence) I can't do anything Me: I pretended that I was straight until 5th grade now in 7th :)

[@Madeleineee-]

Baki Baki

[@sofiah.5820]

I'm going to seventh and I'm scared

[@justinepoore5392]

@@sofiah.5820 Same

[@kiatasteslikerainbow]

I thought when they said “catching a case” they meant herpes lmao.

[@imashlynpaige282]

that’s not what that means 💀 we’ll not from where i’m from. catching a case means getting in trouble with the law.

[@Amir_ZMI]

exactly what I thought

[@tireddaily]

Charlotte Traynor Just making sure, especially.. if her first assumption was.. that.

[@kayleejevning]

Kiana Marie corona

[@savannahlewis1292]

“revealing your period secrets story time” who agrees?

[@maddybudd9850]

Savannah Lewis mee 🙋🏽‍♀️

[@meIatonin]

Me

[@wren256]

YES

[@witchyyycat]

meeee

[@V10L3T_]

Omg no. Why do want to hear that?! Gross!

[@miarodriguez5873]

SHE SAID RIP YO THE WEED DOG NOT THE REAL ONE LMAOOOOO

[@hanaomer4419]

“He ain’t dead just a deadbeat.” Pfft I’m stealing this 😂

[@spanglishwords5623]

Can you explain, don't get it

[@paulamayy]

spanglish words same lmao

[@hanaomer4419]

A deadbeat dad is a dude who either is estranged from his kids, has abandoned them, or refuses to care of them (financially or just in general). The confessor is basically saying they miss their dad not cause he died but because he’s trash.

[@pinkhood1572]

When someone says do you know what's tomorrow ? Random people : Valentine's day Me : Single awareness day

[@vladimircain]

me: Friday

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

I'm protesting

[@katebushissuperior]

Are we ignoring the fact that some girl literally drugged another girl to coerce her into sex 👀

[@brexpeep]

Me when I'm not dressed up and don't do my hair: A literal rat Aylx: Still looks amazing

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

Rats are hella cute

[@elvr1ce]

Justice for Rats gang

[@pelinsu7812]

ikr, she's stunning

[@emelycava]

"You can probably see where this is going " actually, with how wild some people are, we can't imagine.

[@chichan4461]

Ikr so many possiblities Mastubated the stick Licked the stick Murdered a racoon with the stick

[@ananyathakur4651]

The cat is just looking at her like- " Umm.... What the hell we gonna do now?" 😂

[@lxvedvr]

“basically i don’t wanna be here right now” ok same, like i don’t wanna be on earth

[@peachtokkii863]

Same 😂😂😂😂 *laughs through the pain* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@olivia250]

same

[@kae6618]

Then go to da moon

[@oliviafabianski6363]

ppl r going to Mars in 20 years I kinda want to too

[@abbysmit1489]

Oh my gosh (totally off topic) but LEO!!!! I love your profile

[@kiss5692]

The one word to describe this video would be “yikes”.

[@sannahussain1263]

I love how Alyx emphasises the words and puts her hands up when there's brackets 😂 omggg I love her smmmmm

[@reagan7374]

no one: alyx: *checks non existent watch*

[@laylamichelle1819]

nobody nobody at all: "im very uncomfortable" 😑😑

[@EternallyEden]

Layla Michelle Wait what?

[@lolychungus5517]

More like everybody

[@cloudy_4254]

6:18

[@ainaaina4505]

ur so natural with or without makeup, so prettyyyy 😍😍😍

[@andioop-2322]

me anywhere in public: “so basically I don’t want to be here right now.”

[@taetang.__8844]

After replaying the “THATS not true” I found out that she does 😂

[@peachtokkii863]

😂😂😂

[@tyouking3449]

She said she doesn't do it followed by 5 negations, 5 negations added give one negation. One negation plus the fact that she does not do that is affirmative

[@rosiehowe288]

@@tyouking3449 she said she doesn't do it then. she does. she doesn't. she does. she doesn't. she does. the 5 "that's not true"s means she does

[@tyouking3449]

@@rosiehowe288 I know

[@SomnolentNoodle]

I love these videos! They make me laugh and feel a little better about myself! Thanks for being you, Alyx.

[@autumnskye180]

these "confessions/stories" make me feel so incredibly innocent like Jesus y'all wack😭 but that's okay

[@ValVanee]

na u just nasty

[@--SIMP-tv3hp]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody in existence: Subtitles: Jesus killed my dog

[@daeddy_issues8373]

Wait rlly?

[@AllurePerc]

Time stamp it

[@iloveouid9862]

What point?

[@beargrinder4536]

lmao

[@mdungan]

time??

[@thiccynikky5107]

“Isn’t it sad that it’s embarrassing to care for other people?” r/im14andthisisdeep

[@111chapters]

Thiccy Nikky love your profile pic🤤

[@jessicadaley3618]

Wow just wow

[@edwardcullen9519]

I HAVE THAT TIKTOK SAVED AND ITS AMAZING

[@ineffablecringe]

In the fourth grade, I wrote, "You still owe me a soda" on my crush's Valentine's day card. I took the, "jinx, you owe me a coke/soda" very seriously. 8 years later, I still haven't gotten the soda

[@vanessacorso7247]

no one: the comments rn: oMg iM eArLyYy!! wOaHh

[@bruh-yq6ho]

V_Kaitlyn oops

[@maddymorin1676]

i am early 🥺

[@ashpadilla8218]

I love how in this video ur done w ppls crap and just speaking your mind 💞

[@Katie-kv1jf]

Imagine having a boyfriend! Can’t relate

[@shrimp3981]

Or a girlfriend.... :(

[@Katie-kv1jf]

My Fat Rabbit RIP

[@taylorswiftsbloodytampon]

Lol same

[@haydenirizarry1157]

I can relate

[@user-iz9rq6ps5y]

nice hat

[@NoImNotOkay]

'I didn't wear makeup' me: when did you Wtf is happening 😳 the most likes i got was 15 Thnx🥳

[@AxxLAfriku]

D. Trump screams "AxxL IS MY FAVORITE KZbinR I HOPE HE BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA AND USA!!!" Yes, every cool person loves my content. And I know you love me, dear afa

[@ratteeth7306]

마리아 I think he may be god

[@lenama1234567890]

OooOOOoO savageeeee

[@maike2024]

AxxL geh einfach weg

[@frankie4924]

AxxL you worry me

[@alicejones5312]

16:20 I have no clue why but Alyx’s reaction to this brings me to TEARS it’s so fucking funny 😂😂😂

[@frickinnancymain]

I’ve had no relationships in my entire 16 year life sooo. I’m lonley 😌😌😌

[@kyannaholmes1588]

Trust me its better this way focus on you and not someone else

[@ggoddf5889]

i had like 3 relationships and i wish i hadnt

[@melbravo910]

ive had 5 lmao

[@Chloe-bf3uj]

Lethal Pug same here dude😌 exept I feel pretty good about it.

[@unilluminated]

I'm going to be 19 in 6 months and I've never been in a relationship. I've been asked out by plenty of people but have always said no as I didn't like them. Honestly, stay single until you find someone you truly love. Build on yourself and do the things you want to do and make yourself happy. You don't need anyone else

[@dianagonzalezlopez]

I was actually watching the 2019 valentines day reveal your secrets video

[@larryberry5000]

“My real dog Riley, diarreahad” I couldn’t stop laughing💀

[@saraalawadhi288]

*The guy ranting about how out of tune the girl is* Me: ‏👀.........”TwoSetViolin”

[@Liz-lp8wt]

Y e s

[@gersonhernandez489]

Lmao liked " remember the balloon had a Stick " I'm guessing he tied a balloon to his stick. lol

[@kristen6342]

It was a girl and she fucked it

[@stinky.ashlyn]

"I'm pretty smart." Literally .2 seconds later "OW ThATs HOt!"

[@dayzedandconfuzed]

7:43 he ain’t dead just a deadbeat i’m sCREAMING

[@isobelcottage8733]

Can we just talk about how the no make up look does wonders for Alyx’s jawline

[@commonvegetable]

Alyx is like a big sister she always has the best advice

[@VaVaVoomVoom]

*My valentine day secret is. . .* *That I've been single throughout out my whole entire life 💔*

[@roxanaa4864]

wow horrendous, how could you. despicable

[@expentine]

loser

[@Wormbuttsex]

same, but i've been asked out 5 times in my 13 year old life but rejected them all

[@Wormbuttsex]

same, but i've been asked out 5 times in my 13 year old life but rejected them all

[@carahshapiro4414]

Peppa Pig AHAHA okay but did I ask

[@adreiannazompanda984]

"He ain't dead just a deadbeat" Me: "spits out my Sprite all over my coworker crying with laughter"

[@snowpuppy8064]

"She cannot play the fLuUuUuUtTtTtEeE!"

[@aDubStepdrop]

Better to get a curable STD than twins in high school lmfaooo she was def the unlucky one 😂😂

[@SwaggyKitty101]

DO FUNERAL SECRETS💀

[@stancurry5265]

oh no

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

*flips pillow to the cold side*

[@libramoons]

oh god no

[@stupiddumbfum7255]

Me funral secret: I fucc me gramna cops

[@zahrah8512]

Sparkle Sparkie My funeral secret - I fucked my grandma’s corpse (that’s the correct version yours made no sense)

[@rubymathews8412]

ur videos are amazing to watch while stoned

[@jaden4080]

I got a Valentine and im crying of happiness He asked me out at lunch Sorry if u dont care im just happy

[@pumpkinflower5176]

Awe congratulations

[@ye7261]

congratulations! :)

[@vemisbemis477]

Congratulations! I’m really happy for youuuu

[@itsme-lv7jo]

Congrats!!

[@anaism.2019]

congratts :)

[@sassafrass555]

“do y’all realize that when y’all do these things, you’re potentially ruining someone’s life??” *zooms into questioning face* 🤣

[@isabellabastien2284]

8:37 it’s funny you’re the broken one-but i’m the only one who needed SAAAVINGGG

[@rebecka0932]

stop💀💀🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

[@Bluebell42069]

Wtf literally an hour ago I was thinking "I wonder if she'll do another valentines secret video" then she posted it lol