Incorrect Guilty Gear Intros #2

[@DEE-KIRIJO]

I completely forgot to add them to the end credits but shoutout to VoiceQuills for voicing Testament! You can find her here: x.com/VoiceQuills 2k likes for part 3? Also check out the Patreon so I can add more animated skits! www.patreon.com/c/REVELHOUSE Follow me on Twitter for memes: x.com/DEEsidia I also play FGs on www.twitch.tv/deesidia

[@futurebot1130]

its already at 2k, start making the funny content, funny man

[@funkyboi3987]

No worries I can smell that voice from a mile away

[@yourstalker392]

DANCE DANCE YAAAAA

[@naanbred2735]

Oh hell yeah didn't notice Voice Quills in this

[@jackiou9525]

Is there a place where I can watch the re:zero abridged or is it permanently gone?

[@Benito675]

I would have imagined the Sin to Ky interaction more like this: Sin: "Dad, Elphelt said i got no hoes!" Ky: "what? We should have plenty in the royal green house-" Ramlethal: "Sin, maybe you should try putting it in a way your father understands" Sin: "fine, ahem... *Father, the unfair woman by the name of Elphelt Valentine has accused me of being Maidenless"* Ky: *"THAT BITCH DID WHAT-"*

[@taylorgamebuilding]

Elphelt: why do I hear final boss music Ky (in the distance): RIDE THE LIGHTING

[@Fenrirwolf454]

​@@taylorgamebuilding hears menacing lightning in the distance

[@TommyKJgaming]

@@Fenrirwolf454 Hears menacing roar of the spark in the distance

[@MASKredTeer]

​@@taylorgamebuildingFOR UNDER SACRED BRIAR

[@scouttengu]

“You may be trans, Bridget. But but let’s see how well you fare against my GENDER NEUTRAL” -Testament

[@neminem233]

Elphelt saying “great googily moogily” is everything I needed I think Elphelt is my favorite character in these

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

Elphlet is truly our snowbunny queen. Mad respect for her. She will chart number 1 worldwide.

[@FunnyValentineRE4L]

​@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595what in God's name is a snowbunny

[@arbetor12]

@@FunnyValentineRE4L I'm too scared to look it up myself

[@NoOneUsesThis]

​@@arbetor12 There's a couple definitions. I think the relevant one is a white girl who's into black guys. Or a girl who does coke. Both work for Elph.

[@EripmavsDYraid]

​@@arbetor12 According to the Urban Dictionary, a Snowbunny is a white woman who goes for black men.

[@KinotheHedgehog]

"My name's Bridget, I use she/her pronouns!" And they're gonna be was/were when I'm done, because you're in my way to getting Celestial.

[@AlMichi09]

10/10 comedy do not get in the way of a man trying to get into celestial

[@KinotheHedgehog]

​@@AlMichi09 The last person in my way to reaching the Celestial floor will get no mercy from me.

[@cata_rium]

Goldlewis taking Ram to a steak house needs to happen

[@AlMichi09]

You and everyone in the comments are making amazing suggestions because I want to see Goldlewis bring Ram to a steakhouse in that png art style that really funny

[@CodeBlazeFate]

In lieu of Queen Dizzy's arrival, can't wait for Sin to complain to her about Elphelt telling him he got no hoes

[@salty4266]

“Sin, what are hoes?”

[@FunnyValentineRE4L]

"I really should've limited your screentime when I had the chance..."

[@Snook1985]

Dizzy: You don't and you disgrace me and your father. So embarrassing. When I was your age, I rolled with the Jellyfish pirates and rizzed up your dad.

[@13thephantom]

Gio hitting Slayer with such a foul line would result in her immediately getting Instakilled by Sharon and just that thought has me cackling insanely to myself

[@AlMichi09]

Dude that should’ve happened missed opportunity honestly

[@voltscreamratty]

Gio was real as fuck for that I gotta be honest, that man is fine as hell

[@Ender-oq1iz]

​@@voltscreamratty Sharon is rapidly approaching your location

[@dudesayshi2191]

Sharon is a yandere

[@catalinaplaza7909]

In the game she invites him for coffee, Gio has no fear 😂

[@PhoenixChaser1120]

Goldlewis: "Darling I'm American, you're talking to the meat connoisseur!" Some guy: "Ayo!" Goldlewis: "I know what I said!"

[@make_sh1ft]

is pot gonna just say "Where my hug at" everytime😭

[@styxranger436]

Bro loves his hugs

[@arogon8797]

I see this as an absolute win

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

he truly encompasses all the brain cells of every pot player (the rest are busy consuming glue)

[@GaraxyAurora]

Now we need the continuation of Sin's no hoes plotline when he goes to his mom.

[@jamesmalinowski4033]

Sin: "Mom, Elphelt said I got no hoes!" Dizzy: " First of all, no need for foul language. Second, she said WHAT?!"

[@Anasumi]

That Testament vs Brisket intro is great. Love that bitch's vibes.

[@NexSilva]

I haven't even finished the video and I got a couple things I GOTTA say: FIRST, GODLIKE opening. Second, THIS IS THE "SECOND" INCORRECT INTROS??? Never heard of this, and I gotta go watch the first after this. EDIT: I've been doing Guilty Gear Intros all wrong. And that TESTAMENT BUILD-UP! Good stuff to all involved.

[@trypticon8619]

I’m both excited and scared as to how this might influence your future work Can’t wait

[@leithaziz2716]

These compilations are some Sonic Snapscube fan-dubbing level of entertaining. I love how the VAs do a scarily good impression of the official voices. Makes me realise how fun/funny I find Elphelt.

[@KH0RNE]

This is like the abridged for guilty gear. absolute fucking peak. great script and voice acting. I can't express how funny this was with lmfao alone. great video. You're the goat.

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

Johnny, me, other me, whatever... WHAT WAS THAT UTTER JOKE OF A PICK-UP LINE!?

[@EripmavsDYraid]

Hello, other Johnny. Even I don't know what in the hell that pickup line was either. Dark chocolate? Really? That's the low-tier stuff.

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

@JohnnyofTheSevenSeas I actually heard "dog chocolate" which threw me off pretty hard

[@EripmavsDYraid]

​@@JohnnyGuiltyMan I heard it at first too, friend.

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

@JohnnyofTheSevenSeas Hoo boy... I feel like that's something EvilJohnnyGuiltyMan would say, that guy's twisted

[@Bergpoweryt]

THERE'S MULTIPLE NOW?????

[@flowersandcheesecake1710]

The accents work so well with these characters wish it was canon

[@reeceulf]

Slayer impression so good I'm gonna need a translation on that Scottish he just spat

[@EripmavsDYraid]

"Pot calling the kettle black now, eh?" Is what he said.

[@gvgkid]

"They blamed the balance patch." Yeah, uh... (Looks at the fresh S4 discourse.)

[@Benito675]

Oh c'mon it can't be that- **Sees they removed Potemkin's Kara-cancel** *Peace was never an option*

[@chakradarrat8832]

@@Benito675 they gave armor and reach to pot buster in exchange

[@MeatbagSlayer]

Axl mains losing Rainwater vacuum: *rolls up into a ball and dies*

[@trailblazercinder1671]

•sees sol’s patch Do I really need to change my style again?

[@gentlemandog4985]

Me playing Faust *FOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!*

[@cyanariesdw04]

0:52 this is so egregiously out of pocket and yet there’s too much about it that feels too correct

[@seraph327J]

After seeing how down bad Elphelt is for a lover in game, especially for Nago, it feels like a surprise that isn't one of her voicelines XD

[@greenbeetle234]

Wait, she would actually say this😳

[@elden_lord22]

I need one with Dizzy asking all of her kids why are their chores are not done and getting progressively more passive sggressive as she goes down the list

[@nathandwiwidyanto8773]

Chipp: For the love of God, Can I please get an Actual Fair Matchup Queen Dizzy: I'm literally draining your health out of you Chipp: GOD F*CKING DAMNIT

[@MeatbagSlayer]

I feel like Dizzy wouldn't even be fighting Chipp. She'd be growing flowers with Wings of Light, and Chipp just gets vaporized within 20 feet of her

[@softcoffee5832]

"You into snowbunnies?" Fucking took me out like a left hook

[@smithbabies7886]

I must know. What does "snowbunnies" mean?

[@crystalrose5646]

@@smithbabies7886bunnies in the snow

[@smithbabies7886]

@@crystalrose5646 i like snowbunnies (:

[@TheDemoman873]

​@@smithbabies7886 slang for white woman

[@softcoffee5832]

Ah, to be a bunny in the snow, glorious

[@Tattybirch96]

May was in her 20s since the original game. It's been 8 years since then. She's probably in her 30s now. Also, if it wasn't for contracts, you know octo would be willing to do axle lines.

[@Soda_disaster7789]

When times are tough Theres Elphelt saying the most jaw dropping thing Absolute Cinema

[@kaylahaynes8154]

0:57 Dr. Umar: I sense a disturbance in the force…

[@greenbeetle234]

Yes, I can feel it too, and I think it is getting stronger from somewhere

[@ryanlally8116]

Don’t take my word for it, but I’m pretty sure Testament is voiced by Voice Quills here and didn’t show up in any of the voice credits Correct me if I’m wrong, but I need to know

[@DEE-KIRIJO]

Yea, the Testament sketch was a late addition so I forgot to add her to the end credits, but you can find her socials in the description! That's my bad there!

[@jamesmalinowski4033]

Sin: You keep saying I have no bitches, Elphelt... BUT WHERE ARE YOURS?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I CAN'T SEE THEM! Elphelt: Ooh, the only thing keeping me from killing you right now is the fact that your mom is TERRIFYING.

[@RedMufflerMan]

This is fucking incredible... I'll get on my hands and knees begging if you ever need an Asuka or Happy Chaos

[@Brepnir]

Yo i saw your vids before

[@rockholicx2898]

The way that may delivers that "Mother F*cker" gives me Life 😭

[@defaultdance4727]

2:44 Sharon is watching...

[@Evillittleman]

May is actually so amazing i cannot wait to see more of her

[@PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo]

2:14 GIOVANNA YOU CANT SAY THAT (SHES BRAZILIAN)

[@loveyalpeople]

I give her tha pass

[@tomwatts9822]

a lot of african slaves ended up in brazil like they did america

[@firepuppies4086]

She could be part black, she gets a pass

[@thesejokesarentfunnyyetthe9522]

I thought she was Afro-Brazilian??? (Which also to be fair, proper reaction to a white guy saying that out of the blue…)

[@deathserpent9747]

Brazillians are historically from africa so she is one of us

[@pamtheman5748]

Ky "I am too tired to deal with this" Kiske

[@EIpheltValentine]

The Elphelt Brainrot is so bad i'm actually going insane, thank you for existing

[@MayaIsAnimating]

Glad I found this, just watched both of the part and I love them! Keep it up! Also that animation in the beginning is pretty good!

[@PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo]

ITS YOU YOURE THE MAYBURI GENERATOR 🫵

[@5q1d87]

OMG A MAYBURI WIZARD!!!

[@themphantom9138]

0:14 Everything starting at this point is Pure Comedy! Well animated too! XD

[@Jindictave]

Ok, that Testament one caught me off guard. This is the one thing I would never expect from a GG fan.

[@SakuraHarumin]

"what in god's name is a snow bunny?" Oh man, you don't wanna know...

[@smithbabies7886]

We. Must. Know.

[@MeatbagSlayer]

​@@SakuraHarumin I love me some snow bunnies. :)

[@bungusbajablast2877]

millia's hair routine is a zealously guarded and potentially unrepeatable government secret

[@guardian3636]

I just love how testament said "that bitch works too" and i can see them saying that

[@thedepresso]

The return of freakovanna

[@HectorLopez0217]

Reason she got offended by Johnny is cause he’s too young. She’s a geezer pleaser

[@FoolsGil]

What's a snow bunny? You about to find out!

[@pageoflife-413]

absolutely baller, and huge props to the cast on this one, especially voicequills!

[@ModernAegis]

Joke’s on you, Testament doesn’t NEED pronouns.

[@wackywoohoopizzaman316]

2:57 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK

[@Benito675]

Heat tackle + Roman cancel + Potemkin Buster

[@sharkrollzr]

New dynamic intros just dropped 😤

[@burnmybread5453]

Everyone has such talented voices!!

[@AliceTheToastWitch]

this is the greatest series on youtube

[@duelversebeyond]

Holy shit that Johnny one took me the fuck out.

[@ionizedactor3994]

The May vs Nago and Goldlewis vs Chipp were the best. Also Gio asking slayer to join her old man harem was... interesting?

[@kyleturner7108]

That intro wild😂

[@WhattheFools001]

That's a straight out Adult Swim type comedy

[@adamkampen]

That May animation is great

[@settlefray]

You’re telling me there’s another one of these

[@Adair.c]

0:23 Off to a great start

[@Katama117]

The intro is just peak

[@gentlemandog4985]

Man I can't wait for what they got for my boi Faust

[@iamlonley3420]

We can't go three videos without chaos

[@DEE-KIRIJO]

Next episode!

[@tarion2083]

Poor chipp cant find a good matchup again 😭😭😭

[@loading....001]

lets fucking go... THE GOLDLEWIS ONE TAP ON CHIPP!!!

[@naanbred2735]

The May animation at the start goes hard

[@startrucked]

We need some Faust love.

[@Ranktorok]

The thing about sin not getting any woman that’s the funniest to me is that’s he’s literally 5

[@makogp747]

Elphelt saying googlily moogily to a 10000 year old samurai vampire poor nago has to keep up with the brainrot edit: we need that intro as a mod lmao

[@Kuibyyy]

TELL HIM MAY 🗣🗣🗣

[@TheLaXandro]

Not finishing the last one with the the zero seconds win quote is criminal

[@tylerscira9324]

Someone just give my man Potemkin a hug already😢

[@floweringbushi6112]

I reaally want to see Anji versus Chipp. Anji is as able to one tap his boyfriend as others big boys

[@Catulus1827]

First appearance of my dear Axl yeah!

[@mrgameandmusic]

The elphelt nago intro is diabolical my ass was laughing too damn hard LOL

[@t2xtremeo808]

1:30 MY FAV INTERACTION YET! Cause oh sweet innocent Catholic Ky

[@Zer0_TrueMoo]

The thought that Ky, the person who is a child soldier veteran turned king doesn’t understand the hoe euphemism is extremely funny to me

[@hellothereworld4401]

Can we have a video with more Potemkin? I know he’s been in the last two, but…. God, I love him.

[@allieatkins6027]

1:37 Just saving this for myself because I live for Testament serving

[@VeraExora]

We got the sequel we needed

[@dprime2185]

I am so happy you made a second

[@DragonaxFilms]

May with the driver's license is so good, I love these videos xD

[@MoonMarshmallow]

i love everything about this, especially chipp getting oneshot by everyone

[@Hababalooo]

0:16 Just so everyone knows, Johnny's last name isn't Sfondi. That was a mistranslation.

[@LinWasTaken]

this is GOLD!

[@blazewing3759]

Goddamn. Seigi did such a good job with Sol I had know idea it was him

[@trueomega]

goldlewis "meat connoisseur" dickinson

[@odd_cup_of_coffee]

I hear iHeartJustice in that "ayo"

[@DoosEatsPpl]

OMG YIUVE DONE IT AGAIN

[@aquajeth4965]

These are awesome! I'd love to see this kind of content on other games (like Blazblue or Dengeki Bunko for example.)

[@GilgameshofBabylon]

Dizzy should take Sin and Ram to Jollibee. They have Burger-Steak to satisfy either craving.

[@africkingupsidedownmountai7362]

I knew I had heard that testament voice somewhere before!

[@frogs8465]

Will my boy faust make an appearance?

[@ChiiroRavenheart]

Great, now I want to see a character with a Gilf harem

[@threejames6416]

Cant wait for ram crushing on leo

[@arogon8797]

Every vid in this series should end with Chip dying to someone XD

[@ElpheltValintine]

I need these as actual intros

[@robertwest1672]

THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU !!!!!🙏 I needed this. I'm so dead 😂

[@Hawsta]

That Testament intro mixed with GloRilla went hard af 😅

[@pROJectMAJIXNER0]

0:52 I look like a mad man laughing my head off at this at lunch bro- THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD😂😂😂

[@tman1669]

The Sin slander is real... 😅

[@Tomo_omoT]

Ky should have gotten an outrageously french accent

[@chishokudo]

Damn it's been a minute since I've heard SeigiVA

[@BOOGiEGus3D]

This was such a great idea

[@gurico2026]

is it just me or is ky the funniest character in this because he is kynda normal?