Revenge of the WWJS 2

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[@LittleMountain90]

World's Jumpiest Man vs Average Sneaky Wife

[@Kaarl_Mills]

He'll never recover from the Paige Everywhere system

[@augustoa17]

that first shot in black and white is straight out of a german expressionist horror movie

[@truedangledorf791]

Watching Paige just walk up behind pat and putter around like a bored toddler is so relatable

[@AurasFeel]

What's gonna be better: Paige doing it accidentally or when the baby starts doin' it on purpose?

[@adamruiz3683]

I'm constantly amazed at just how skittish he is. I've seen chihuahuas less jumpy than him.

[@aivalera]

I like how Paige's attempts to get his attention without scaring Pat into ruining his pants make it low key even scarier. She's just back there. Watching. Dancing. Unseen and Unheard until it is too late.

[@davidspackagelp]

Wonderful compilation. I love how these are evolving to Pat getting jumpscared at nothing, or getting scared by hearing a voice similar to his wife's in a trailer. It's like he's becoming conditioned to be startled by triggers that remind him of previous startles.

[@soupysoup9340]

Greg appearing so zoomed in scared me more than Paige or pat screaming

[@GrantBrownDog]

The series of light shut offs Paige did during Alan Wake 2 could be a compilation all on it's own.

[@lv.2073]

8:38 This is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen

[@1wayroad935]

The most frightening thing in a man's life. His wife.

[@LilAnonomus]

"French cook is easily scared: Streamer Edition"

[@HellfireComms]

Pat is literally gonna have a heart attack one of these days.

[@gregwilliams4926]

6:28 Pat was scarred by the white woman even when she's not in the room like a horror movie survivor.

[@GrayFox_74]

i’ll never get used to beardless Pat

[@swagbro2electricboogaloo977]

It's like an SCP 🤣

[@Kaarl_Mills]

Evil Pat: isn't crazy, has a full head of hair, no facial hair, thin and tall, has a day job and only streams as a hobby

[@chrissmith9167]

@@Kaarl_MillsEvil Pat still works in retail.

[@mindfreaksniper]

9:30 clean face Pat was enough of a jumpscare on its own lmao

[@trashman1605]

Can't wait for the white baby jumpscare compilation in a couple of years

[@swagbro2electricboogaloo977]

Baby is not allowed on camera/in office

[@CasualCoreK]

she tries SO HARD to be seen, it's wild

[@lilwyvern4]

So much of this could be fixed with a simple mirror on his desk. I have to assume he secretly enjoys the unexpected digestive aid.

[@swagbro2electricboogaloo977]

He's jumped seeing her in the camera

[@FishSkeleton-]

To think, this would be instantly solved if Paige just knocked on the door when Pat doesn't notice her. Never change, you two.

[@swagbro2electricboogaloo977]

She's done it b4 Didnt work She even texted him that she was coming once Nope

[@mortified0]

He'd just scream at the knock

[@segara04]

Love how chat is just, "wait, watch this."

[@jseeker1867]

I have no idea what the fuck happened at 1:50. Did he do a fake jumpscare for the bit that turned into a real jumpscare? How does that even work????

[@bones1162]

she was fucking with the lights on her phone and he didn't realize she was also in the room.

[@swagbro2electricboogaloo977]

The Ol Double Double

[@VaSoapman]

The one at 6:25 is my favorite.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

"PAT-CHAN!" *PAIGE: MATRIARCH OF THE BOIVAN CLAN*

[@belojah2]

This makes me so happy. Thank you for this collection.

[@HedonisticBookWorm]

Pretty brave of Pat to date a white woman even though he's afraid of them lmao.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

It's exposure therapy

[@posteriorpepperoni]

4:10 Capsule Communications Jumpscare

[@GilroyGoldBlood]

Glad I was able to catch so many of these live.

[@DemonFireRain]

he needs a little light or something next to his desk that turns on when the door opens behind him.

[@UrsusDerpus]

He would simply jump at the light. Paige has remote control of some of the lights in his office and sometimes she’ll flicker them to let Pat know she’s coming. He jumps at that, too. And when he isn’t startled by the flickering lights, he still jumps when she makes her appearance. They’ve tried so many options, and yet her spookiness is unmitigated

[@muffin_j_lord]

You'd think at some point he'd just rig up a parabolic mirror or something

[@Kreacher3]

Thanks, BSB!

[@superturkle]

ah, shitstorm is back!

[@Maphisto86]

Pat sees Paige on the screen, in the trees, everywhere! What the hell happened at 4:11 even!? Man is going to die from a panic attack one of these days.

[@ckorp666]

i think he got blasted by the stream music but his desktop audio was off at the time

[@MEMUEROOO]

Oh i'm a fan of this

[@LieseFury]

the terrible youtube premiere music jumpscare 💀

[@Verdian83]

It's never not funny 😂

[@arempy5836]

My man needs rearview mirrors

[@fordaqueen777]

Get spooked

[@mr.bluesky4130]

😱😱😱 She 😱😱😱

[@music79075]

2:41 what game is he playing?

[@heartlesshealer]

I think it's the lady segment of American Arcadia? Someone may have to confirm that, I haven't bought it yet.

[@kakoytazabar]

@@heartlesshealer You are correct.