The 2022 FloorPie Scandal (Pat and Paige Exposed)

[@Spacewizzard090]

"He knows about the floor pie" sounds like the trigger phrase for an undercover CIA cell, or for a Winter Soldier type deal

[@wselfwulfwulf9746]

"NOW THEY KNOW THAT WE KNOW THAT THEY'RE SEXY!" Absolutely brilliant

[@Pragabond]

"OUR VERY ATTRACTIVE NEIGHBORS KNOW THAT WE WERE HIDING IN OUR KITCHEN ON THE FLOOR EATING PIE WITH OUR HANDS" Is just "girls are watching" in more words honestly

[@Takyomi]

I love when Woolie lays bombs that stay dormant for several ages before blowing up in the most spectacular of ways.

[@idnyftw]

like a true JoJo character

[@tarultoyarto]

Woolie: Ultimate Zoner Friend

[@461Dragonman]

So THAT's how he didn't kill that one guy.

[@PhoenixSora9aOs3]

he let that grenade cook real good

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

It's no wonder Woolie threw Pat and Paige under the bus with their new neighbors. He wanted revenge on them for eating the floor pie before he had a chance to steal it.

[@EduardoFlores-bt4fo]

Old references, I love them

[@alovekok9044]

I thought it was because Pat revealed to everyone that Woolie likes funko pops.

[@jackofalltrades6129]

This is clearly revenge for Mahvel.

[@earth2frrst]

The only way they could stop Woolie from eating their pie was to literally move across the country.

[@skieth9999]

"We're gonna have to kill ourselves" The way he delivers it is so matter-of-fact. Like "Oh yeah, we're going to have to resign" except it's from public life altogether

[@Zarkator]

"He knows about the floor pie" will be the thesis statement of my next theoretical physics dissertation

[@8BitPowerTrip]

I mean. I like the ring of Schrodinger's Floor Pie.

[@wumbojet]

Woolie just unknowingly caused one of the funniest bits ever made

[@rosenrot234]

Paige just immediately goes into Sorry Cop mode

[@stitches1110]

Truly the sorriest cop

[@ytgehtingsberg5941]

When pat says he screamed when he saw the texts I can only imagine it was like when woolie called the bullet tumbler in that punisher game a rice cooker

[@rupo450]

It's even funnier when you realize his neighbor probably sent the text and then two seconds later heard the scream out the window.

[@Scyle92]

They are living a Seinfeld episode.

[@TomboTime]

This is beyond Seinfeld This is Curb your Enthusiasm

[@rowanatkinson3594]

I feel the need to tell you that this made me double over laughing

[@plainsimpletailor402]

Be grateful it's not Portlandia or It's Always Sunny

[@LostCourage]

Worlds are colliding!

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

"Sexy business neighbor knows about the floor pie" sounds like something Matt would say.

[@lucidlullaby894]

I’ll take “New sentences” for $200, Alex

[@logandh2]

Can you not? They are all so far beyond the tbfp era, it’s rude to just keep referencing it like it’s the only thing they’ve done of note

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

@@logandh2 boo damn hoo for you As they continue to reference the old jokes and LPs get a fucking life.

[@mielos7341]

@@logandh2 We're talking between ourselves in a fan clip, shitface, calm down.

[@malikoniousjoe]

@@logandh2It’s less than 5 years ago, and it’s a thing that happened, and it’s why any of us know who they are today. OP clearly saw this as a positive thing and is relating it to something they value. Get over yourself, and if Pat and Woolie couldn’t handle someone referencing it, they too would need to get a grip.

[@calebhardman15]

You know what makes it better? How deep are the neighbors willing to go in the lore? Are they gonna find out about mustard?

[@bs321321]

I'm more waiting for them to find out that Paige killed a Hooters fetus.

[@justin100499]

Visits and casually calls Pat “Cactus Pat”

[@Bone8380]

Woolie mentioned the closet chocolate so there's a non-zero chance that they know about that too, and by that extension, they might know about the chocolate bunny picture and the subreddit, and therefore might have seen the horror that is Pat the Human.

[@sloshed-rat]

Will they invite paige to go stargazing with the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?

[@ZiroZenStudios]

Will they hand Paige the ham out of their sandwiches?

[@JackgarPrime]

And Paige cast herself from the highest mountain in Canada.

[@PrismZet]

Well she's in the right place for it

[@joshsleezeYT]

Paige continuously trying to cover herself up because she feels so exposed KILLS ME ☠️☠️☠️

[@Limit02]

11:28 “Woolie, you SON OF A BITCH” filled me with life 😂

[@cranktherider4302]

me, jokingly: well, they have to move "We dont know how long they've been listening, we told them *weeks* ago" me, unironically: They have to move. They _have_ to move.

[@HarrisBoe]

4:07 for just a couple frames, you can see Paige’s eyes widen, terrified, as she sees the words “floor pie” in the text. It’s literally a “blink and you miss it” moment. Half the times I’ve rewatched this I’ve intentionally tried to spot it but have missed it. Watch it at 0.25 speed if you need to. Regardless, it’s her body’s *instinctual* reaction right before she actually has time to process the information enough for her jaw to drop.

[@KaptinScuzgob]

thats creepy dude

[@ManOfAnswers]

Pro-tip; use period and comma on the keyboard to go frame by frame.

[@BallerSwagBro9K]

Are you good bro.....?

[@fpspwny995]

Pat and Paige: Oh my god, our sexy neighbour knows about the floor pie! Sexy neighbour: Oh my god, I live in the same building as Pat and Paige!

[@leekmage7946]

This is incredible. I didnt realize floor pie had a part 2. I love the "Moved to BC" saga. Thank you.

[@Abdega]

ABC: After British Columbia BBC: Before British Columbia

[@zomboids2100]

Paige and pat's balls *LITERALLY* exposed Live on stream with floor pie 2022 This is the worst it's ever been

[@Rudero3]

This is like the culmination of Pat and Paige's career but the catalyst was Woolie being a comedic genius and knowing exactly what to clip and where and when to put it. Like part of me thinks Woolie was sitting at that table, while Pat was telling him the story and he's drawing a detailed step by step plan to achieve this comedic gold. Actually, you know what, this is revenge for them accusing Woolie of being a pie thief like 10 years ago. Well, not Paige, she wasn't involved with the pie thief controversy....but she is now lmao.

[@TRobertson47]

Just wait until the sexy neighbours find out about the "sandwich fight", where Paige only wanted the ham.

[@cynical_perks8725]

I forgot Pat told multiple stories about shit that went wrong that week, the Floorpie was just the stand out. Woolie even mentioned the Closet Chocolate. Maybe they should move, it's not too late.

[@Bone8380]

There is a non-zero chance that they now browse the subreddit and see all of our stupid shitposts. Even we aren't safe.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

​@@Bone8380"And worst of all, they could be any one of us!" *Meet the Spy intensifies*

[@KarlWitsman]

HA HA! She's embarrassed, but she keeps saying "Sexy Business Neighbor." Only making it worse! I hope that really they make good friends forever.

[@sarcastic_alpaca]

This was exactly and more than I expected, because this is so on brand for these two. These two goblins just shit bumbling their way through life I love it.

[@99jmaster]

Girls could be watching has now evolved to Neighbors could be watching

[@arcaii1117]

their laugh-shrieks of shame and horror are killing me

[@monochromeboi267]

“Laugh-shrieks of shame and horror” sounds like something fucking half light would say

[@MrMysteryreviewer]

Laugh or cry, bub.

[@emsmsmsm9573]

Balls out forever is a great no stink zone tactic

[@jetteyes2064]

11:08 If he cant steal your pie, he'll expose your pie

[@Mr.Faust3]

to say pat and paige are not weird is objectively wrong

[@VanessaVersus]

Paige screaming while Pat laughs like a bridge troll is perfect

[@chai_wolf]

I love Paige's scream when she read the texts 🤣🤣🤣 Omg the more I watch, the funnier it gets. Dammit Woolie! Not only is he stealing pies, but now we got floor pies! 🤣🤣🤣

[@JeedyJay]

All the nervous hand-holding they're doing is adorable.

[@alittlebirdi]

They're gonna do every stream from now on with that lingering thought that every embarrassing moment will be broadcast directly into their neighbors' brains.

[@dyloniusofsparta]

This is totally relatable, for any human that allows the veil to slip revealing we're all just savage goblins eating with our hands.

[@MrHeorhe]

I cant wait for the report where pat and paige explain why she is called a "mustard goblin" to their neighbours

[@dancinginfernal]

"Th-they only saw the podcast!" "Are you sure?" "nooOOOooo"

[@castform57]

Pat and Paige try to hide their goblin selves on the internet, but the sexy neighbors are catching up to the truth.

[@lordentropy460]

Thanks! I love to see secondhand cringe from these two. Man, they have /excellent/ screams.

[@MrShambles]

If they'd just told the neighbor lady that all their silverware was still in Quebec, she would've just gone back and gotten them some knives and forks to borrow, and this wouldn't be a thing.

[@yuggoth777]

They can't stop themselves from eating disgusting floor food like animals

[@AgentOrrange]

I will never tire of Paige's cry/laugh.

[@lightsabreclasher]

1:47 is the moment Woolie realises he's about to get a brand new Pat's A Weirdo clip for the channel. You love to see it.

[@beardpalaces]

10:34 “we told him about Woolie, we said Woolie’s name!” How could the neighbors not piece together who they are after that. like Woolie has such a unique name. 😂

[@TemeriaForever]

17:54 I’ve never been more proud of bullying a fragile vvomen 🙏🙏🙏

[@HarrisBoe]

“Cool people” don’t really exist. We’re all just goblins putting on an act, and some people tend to be better at the act than others. Normally it takes a long time for people to become good enough friends to expose their true goblin selves to each other. They basically skipped straight to Stage 5 friendship and the sexy neighbors seem to be cool with it. If Pat and Paige can get over this embarrassment, they could easily have some new best friends on their hands.

[@23kurtzy]

No that's just you I'm the coolest person on the planet

[@gameb9oy]

I like to think they *have to* become friends now. No one must know all of internet pat and paige

[@MrBda241]

In a way, This was Woolie's revenge for the moldy Potato pic that looked like a Sonic Friend character.

[@JojoDigitalArtist]

Honestly it's Woolies revenge for every single SBF joke about him 🤣

[@jjrambles683]

@@JojoDigitalArtist There's so many though. I feel like Woolie is still due some revenge.

[@imageispower20]

Woolie did the Z target real good. He did slash that weak point for massive damage.

[@kandrs7445]

Pat and Paige's bit against Woolie and us took years of planning, subterfuge, and inside jokes. Woolie reserved uno'd that shit with a clip title without any thought. We must all study under Woolie for such mind games.

[@tbotalpha8133]

Woolie's 41 parallel universes ahead of us all.

[@kakoytazabar]

Thank you, as always, for your hard clipping work.

[@El_Legante]

If only some mysteries hero had stolen the pie before they had disgraced themselves.

[@TomboTime]

i'm not gonna lie, if Pat and Paige were my new neighbors (and I didn't know who they were before this point) and I experienced this sequence of events first hand, I would become their friends SO FUCKING FAST

[@I3rigand]

Eating pie with your hands isn't the weirdest thing in of itself, though it does depend a lot on the pie. And if it's sliced.

[@BallerSwagBro9K]

They had no utensils so I think they were just digging into the whole thing unga bunga style

[@CrispyFajita]

I love how Paige is almost gonna throw up reading those texts

[@Kevinofrepublic]

Man. How much fun would it be being Pats sexy neighbors. This is great content. How long will Pats life be a bit now that they know? or will Pat double down.

[@Jake-yz3qv]

I hope they sexily talk about how funny and weird they are constantly, and then find out they're internet personalities in like two years

[@TomboTime]

wait hang on, I missed the part where it was a plum pie. Are you telling me you literally went full Jack Horner on the neighbors pie??

[@AFortifiedBatcave]

the fact this has more views than the podcast clip is hysterical to me and I don't know why.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

The clip was just "well that was an amusing story" But this is them being exposed to the, admittedly minor, consequences of their actions. So it's like the perfect amount of your favorite hot sauce on top of an already delicious bite

[@SilverZephyr09]

This brings me joy

[@JTF374]

The point of making something for your neighbors is to share a good recipe that you know. It doesn't necessarily have to be a pie. If your mom taught you how to make lasagna, you would bake your neighbors a lasagna because you know that recipe by heart and they could ask for the recipe, or ask you to bring a lasagna for whenever they hang out. That's the tradition of why people offer food to new neighbors

[@oliverrichardson4429]

Let this be a lesson to you all to not put facts about your personal life on the internet. Unless it's funny

[@Dungeon00X]

Floor Pie: Requiem

[@zombie_dinosaur96]

wholly shit. this is the best content ive ever been gracied with ever in all of youtube.

[@gohantrinity]

This is very meta, but it could be even more meta. We all need to send this to Woolie. And he *needs* to watch this on stream. 😏

[@GrayD_Fox]

We need to be more appreciative of Woolie

[@AllonBachuth]

Pat falling over laughing is a big mood.

[@globox123456789]

Who knew that saying shit on the internet for everyone to watch and listen to would backfire like that? lmao

[@GrayD_Fox]

I love how Paige and Pat reacts

[@adamruiz3683]

This story is so hilarious, but I can't help but wonder: do they just not have disposable plates in Canada? They couldn't just buy a pack of plastic plates and forks so they don't have to eat off the floor until they got their actual plates?

[@iammrpeeps]

This content is peak Pat and Paige. Everything else will now be tame for them, so Pat and Paige won't have anything to worry about lmao

[@Shoyren]

Omg the way these two lose it over the floor pie discovery is the funniest thing ever.

[@The29Dave]

They really should have kids, at least three

[@Kaarl_Mills]

This statement is in the process of aging well

[@bl1neoner370]

Where's sexy business neighbour at?

[@cube_incinerator426]

Just caption it in yellow text "Does he Know?"

[@RocRolDis]

If I were them, I'd bake a cake with a picture of pie on the floor on it abd the words, 'Sorry about the floorpie'

[@calebhardman15]

The real winner is woolie

[@Creampuff18]

Wait till they find out about the skeletons

[@deadnalive9166]

Goddammit Woolie lmao

[@Draygarth]

If they are sexy business neighbors are Pat and Paige the sexy goblin neighbors?🤣

[@Ranryu692]

Watching live the segment where Paige found out was an incredible experience

[@Shruggernauts]

P&P are my favorite raccoons.

[@ChaoGuy2006]

With hindsight and recent news, you can see how her emotions were even more rocked.

[@BallerSwagBro9K]

My G.....this is almost half a year ago

[@ReesesBees]

This was before she got pregnant.

[@ChaoGuy2006]

@@BallerSwagBro9K Time flies when you get older.

[@jordanreyna8744]

“The other Patrick.” I’m sorry?

[@JustinJTime]

Wonder if Woolie and Pat made another podcast titled: "Floor Pie Fun With Sexy Neighbors" Also Paige has invented the laugh-cry.

[@moon2l]

Does he know? Yes he does!

[@whathitwonder4037]

This is a weekly thing for me. I don't care if it makes me a bad person.

[@daedalus6796]

With no context, these comments are subtly terrifying

[@Dabednego]

I knew the pie was on the floor, but I ate it anyway cuz I’m a gremlin!

[@captainpearz7677]

This is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

[@brentsaner]

they have magnified their shame by trying to hide it

[@El_Legante]

Ive never seen her nose turn that color

[@yuggoth777]

9:49 this is so real

[@gothicpando]

This is the fucking best.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Brightside ice is broken for swinging

[@whyisgooglemakingmedothis603]

: Wherever you go, you are - that's the lesson you gotta take from this.

[@GoofballAndi]

Seinfeldian

[@ImGrapes]

i wonder how Sexy Neighbor is doing

[@dominicstevens5851]

FoR tHe AlGoRiThM

[@just_matt214]

Sexy Business Neighbor should come on the podcast.

[@kerrychristensen7204]

Animated version?? 🤣

[@tehBleuRiot]

Watching this in the future is so funny because Paige is freaking out for like ten different reasons in real time and you can just see her brain overloading

[@imjustsomeguy72]

After all that, and Paige courts disaster by mentioning Pat's sweaty bussy on this stream.