Reviewing the Hardest Demons in Geometry Dash [April Fools]

Every GD player has heard of demons levels like Bloodlust, Zodiac, and Slaughterhouse. They may be hard, but are they "good"? Let's take a deep dive and find out.
🎨 Character art by Loafee! / loafeebuns
🎨 Shrine background by NetBa! / netba_art
🎵 Music:
Scarlet Forest from Deltarune (Toby Fox)
Able Sisters from Animal Crossing New Leaf
Special thanks to all the awesome artists that let me use their work for this video 🧡
/ xl_fish
/ maddokun
/ racchusrefrain
/ loafeebuns
/ rini698
/ cyclea2
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[@GDColon]

april fools 😈 for those who clicked off the video after the twist - that's perfectly valid, don't worry. i'm not forcing you to sit through ten minutes of yearning and terrible gd standup. for those who somehow enjoyed the video, i definitely encourage you to check out the artists and support them!! i think this kind of stuff is super creative and i wanted to make a video highlighting it because nobody has really done that before. it's a small part of the GD community that deserves a lot more praise imo

[@Th3Name]

april fools

[@TheRealTechnoBeans]

April fools

[@ItzMiaoNutella]

april fools

[@SpykoYT]

how does this april person fool so many people

[@rookie5026]

I will make sure your shower is ice cold tonigh

[@galatynix]

At least Colon has an uploading schedule. Every year on April Fools

[@One-vid]

Man is speaking facts

[@GigaChadMain69420]

COLOGNE!11!!1!1!1*********

[@seekmedicalhelp]

It is likely that this video is like months old since its pre made for april fools

[@GDGroundflower]

real 💯

[@UndriatheDerg]

Yes.

[@tiredizzy69]

Colon just has extreme talent to be able to come up with ideas that are so terrible every April fools

[@GigaChadMain69420]

COLOGNE!!1!1!!1!111!!1*****************

[@glitch_the_silly]

I love gd cologne

[@deleted_channel10393]

gd cologne

[@loonaless]

I loove gd cologne

[@TBRHS]

i love gd cologne

[@Chinarider1972]

That is the most unexpected April fools I have ever seen and I love it Along with the “I’d let her kill me at 79% any day of the week” and “Unlike cyclic I would never cheat on her” omg this video is amazing

[@someonenamedgreen]

Kenos should be "I would never scream to him"

[@efranckor_27]

"everyone hates guitar" LOL

[@Jed2010]

I'm the 150th person to like this comment

[@PowerEnemies1]

rare instance of colon simping

[@lessgenericname]

Given that colon made a community post apologizing for this I’m very afraid

[@GigaChadMain69420]

COLOGNE1!!11!!1!*********

[@d1nki11]

​@@GigaChadMain69420 cogne

[@LittleMunchkin6423]

same

[@ikilledaman]

same

[@ivyliu7996]

Not afraid enough

[@MattMG]

12:26 "but sadly most geometry dash players hate guitar" ok that one was genius

[@uebob]

every one of them was

[@exwhygd]

yes

[@ZA-en4bb]

sadly there's an emphasis on most

[@fasteggboy8993]

i don’t get it

[@NANKAIDATTE]

​@@fasteggboy8993 guitarherostyles

[@PetterKallKen]

Dude, no joke. After the Patchouli Knowledge joke I really thought Yatagarasu will just be an image of Okuu. This is the best GD April Fools video ever.

[@NotTheDispeckable]

1:25 Acheron 2:16 BloodBath 2:46 Tartarus 3:26 Nine Circles 4:16 Acu 5:05 Kuzureta 5:36 I Dont Know this one lol, old man 5:55 Sonic Wave Infinity Rebirth New Auditory Cyclone Extreme Circles & Knuckles Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series 6:43 Zodiac - Kenos 7:28 Sunset Sandstorm 8:01 Thinking Space 8:40 Abyss Of Darkness 9:02 Slaughterhouse 9:47 Killbot 10:20 Bloodlust 10:24 Windy Landscape 11:12 Yatagarasu 11:15 L I M B O 11:58 Xo 12:38 Mystic

[@CreeperEditz1]

5:36 is walter white

[@ShupidRayn]

9:02 should change to meowterhouse

[@SlashedSucks]

this gives a whole new meaning to beating a demon

[@babygaga821]

to a* Oh wait

[@candoid5466]

beating a hard demon 😳😳

[@plasticlamp]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@laynewilson9499]

@@candoid5466 beating an EXTREME demon😳😳🥵🥵

[@theonlysamman3889]

Beating demons in GD has turned into that one mechanic in Helltaker

[@AeonAir]

Bloodbath makes me act up

[@marilyndobrucki]

3 minutes ago?

[@germany8339]

AeonAir comment with only 1 comment and 15 likes? Lemme fix that

[@MrPIG.]

AeonAir comment with only 2 comments and 17 likes? Lemme fix that

[@GDTOXI]

AeonAir comment with only 3 replies and 25 likes? Lemme fix that

[@Winter_Broke_The_Code]

AeonAir comment? Let me fix that *proceeds to steal identity*

[@TrideGD]

Damn I was really looking forward to the hot takes on extremes, and you certainly didn't disappoint! Hopefully we can petition to finally get gd on Netflix!

[@OculusDream]

Bro I AGREE On so much levels...

[@saturn_dragon.]

Yooo Tride! Also, I am fully agreed

[@bonehunter9766]

Yes.

[@lecoindugamer7644]

Tride the Australian who did not flip is phone at reverse in dry out

[@SuperProCraftYTB]

bruh i agree also u tried ur best

[@varietygamer1839]

5:25 “She’s Got Huge Object Count.” 😂 And Why Is This What I Expected.

[@seanhicks8241]

He meant to say she got a huge titties

[@-JBYT-]

He's Tryna make us be dirty minded

[@varietygamer1839]

@@-JBYT- I Already Was Dirty Minded So….

[@Weakest2huFan]

8:15 I just bawled my ass off here

[@Stwartistis]

I don't know if I'm gonna "love gd colonge" after this

[@skyfish2104]

You can't not love gd colonge

[@ilovegdcologne]

well I will

[@epikdude243]

lol i told people to spam "i love gd cologne" and they didnt stop for like 1 hour 😂

[@flyingduck91]

@@ilovegdcologne omg you love gd colone

[@adamajora1003]

idk about you but I still love gd cologne after watching this

[@ZMan778]

This is absolutely not what I was expecting Good job on actually making something unpredictable for April Fools

[@YungLocso]

dude literally put Element 111 Rg on the intro, thats krazyyy

[@Glatier]

6:20 imagine a GD isekai anime where some guy reincarnates into the default icon with the demons mentioned in this video being villains

[@ZimbabweBall]

Good idea im doing it

[@RealDJB]

Although the video is a joke, you still gotta appreciate the amount of effort that went into all of this art.

[@GDColon]

Heck yeah!!

[@soondslash]

dan❤️

[@RealDJB]

@@soondslash Hellooo ^^

[@felixmcjuandice]

Alt title: Colon looks on waifus, and other things.

[@imalittleduck]

@@felixmcjuandice 😶😏🤨

[@Xx_Vrgnpwr_xX]

"For those who recognise this artstyle, you know who you are" Bruhh I felt the guilt at that moment 💀

[@kinjoko]

please elaborate

[@ChubTheMaster]

@@kinjoko i think even without knowing, you can draw your own conclusions...

[@kinjoko]

​​@@ChubTheMaster just googled, completely forgot that "this place" existed edit: spelling

[@Madmandr._sam]

@@kinjoko wdym???

[@davity9000]

Please tell me the artist

[@strombgdps]

8:30 BRO LITTERALY ROASTED THE LEVEL SO HARD 💀💀

[@spoopydemon8960]

Epic

[@BuddemsMorgan]

6:59 ok no joke though, these character designs are great

[@NickAndriadze]

_This is most definitely going to be one of the videos so ever bless this community and the video Colon has ever made since the one where he explains why wrong Pussab is the biggest sin plaguing GD as a whole._ Boy am I excited for this beyond comprehension... *Edit -* I was not disappointed. This is indeed one of, if not *THE VIDEO* ever created. Such a godsend!..

[@neptisys]

might wanna take back that excitement

[@NickAndriadze]

@@neptisys Definitely not. Opposite, even. _It was truly the video to ever exist._ I was definitely awaiting an epic subversion/plot twist that would be absolutely unexpected, weird and utterly hilarious, and was no disappointed. It's a guy as inventive and humorous as COLON we're talking!

[@curdae]

How to make text italic?

[@Opare51]

You put pineapple on pizza...that's how 👍👍👍

[@aguygill]

​@@Opare51 I refuse

[@WilTea]

All April Fools jokes aside, this is actually a great, wholesome way to support GD artists. They're literally the backbone of the community and we must appreciate their efforts for the creativity. Probably one of my favorite videos from Colon himself ❤

[@arkangd]

YOU

[@theonewhocaredandasked9126]

gd hentai

[@airlynaces]

@@theonewhocaredandasked9126 no…… where?

[@soondslash]

​@@theonewhocaredandasked9126 WTF

[@Mercedes_F1-Editz]

@@theonewhocaredandasked9126 Hello?! 💀💀💀

[@Soup0574]

4:30 "You should fail a triple spike.....NOW!"

[@thecolorblue1635]

2:54 "a serious riot" alright I'm done

[@helenbooth5109]

I see what he did there.

[@featherlessbiped1204]

I literally played your Nine Circles game for a warm up in my Video Game Programming class. My class didn't know the story behind it at first and thought it was weird it used so many Geometry Dash assets.

[@daghanyilmaz9855]

1:26 we're trolled

[@makszab285]

13 minutes of a grown man talking about anime waifus

[@GeckoGD]

cami's nine circles oc is so amazing

[@lavatrex]

yes it’s my new discord pfp

[@CM.25]

After surviving this scary video for 12 minutes, I can safely say that this video gave me the heebie-jeebies. In all seriousness, GD artists are awesome and it shows how talented the community is. More power to Kuzureta! and the artists too i guess

[@RainzorBlade]

damn now I want a GD cinematic universe using these characters.

[@ahmedmuhammadawi]

12:40 WTF??? Why doesn't colon have big fluffy hair with bangs extending over his forehead and fox ears coming out of it??? Where are the 9 fox tails that are so huge they are visible all the time??? My life is a lie...

[@thisguykreas]

This video has changed my life. My whole outlook on everything that exists in this world, in fact even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way ever again. This video represents emotions most humans could never comprehend. But I can. Thanks to this video I have been awakened to many things previously thought unimaginable. Thank you.

[@Rudxain]

This video cured my colon cancer

[@stysan]

"...but sadly, most Geometry Dash players hate guitar." *GOSH THAT PUN IS SO DEEP*

[@stysan]

pun intended here also

[@TrungNguyen-no9mx]

2:40 In case you didn’t understand the joke, Bloodbath is notorious for killing players at 79%.

[@NerdlabsSci]

I actually really enjoyed this. video, the jokes and subtle references are so perfect. btw the art for thinking space is actually really good and is probably my favorite out of the whole video

[@eefydoo315]

Every single year I am surprised at the creativity of these videos. Keep up the good work!

[@fortaystudi373]

"so unlike cyclic, I wouldn't cheat on her"💀💀💀

[@GeoBlitzy]

Genius writing

[@fortaystudi373]

​@@GeoBlitzy yoo the guy from fort- GD!

[@Rayan-West]

I passed by this comment right as he said that

[@Mercedes_F1-Editz]

💀💀

[@Smetty]

✍️🔥🔥

[@kallenstrelich9418]

This entire video felt like I was watching a mobile game ad with anime girls to make people download the game

[@rich8764]

I watched your coin tier list video. Subscribed. I was on the fence for a bit cuz I haven't played gd in a while, but I find your lil kitsune absolutely adorable!

[@aweseome245]

props to you for using the right picture for Yatagarasu, people often get it wrong because of the lack of resemblance you mentioned in the video

[@AshPikachu9]

agreed

[@emilyzhang4614]

Touhou!

[@purplepi4439]

12:09 'It's all just how I imagined' - beautiful reference

[@SpaceAnaster]

Lol

[@thederpyrhino]

12:02 nice little refference

[@ItsVeryUnknown]

5:54 Sonic Wave Infinity Rebirth New Auditory Cyclone Extreme Circles & KNUCKLES featuring Donte from the Devil May Cry series

[@ZephRanAway]

my favorite video on the platform thus far. simply incredible amounts of effort have been put into this. my god.

[@theguyinthehoodi3]

Dawg ,the video hasn't even been premiered yet

[@ZephRanAway]

@@theguyinthehoodi3🗣️

[@0ddbod]

‘Unlike Cyclic, I know for a fact that I’d never cheat on her’ had me dead 💀

[@strombgdps]

Fr

[@just-dashin]

Fr

[@nebula387]

I was not expecting that - good job colon!

[@yf6026]

I feel you, I can only beat easy demons too. Hopefully one day we will both be good enough to beat these levels ❤

[@Realtopperat]

10:31 "I'm not here to simp over a bunch of demons from a stupid little square game, BUT-"

[@adamajora1003]

"he probably has a lot of potential, but sadly, most geometry dash players hate guitar" best line of the entire video

[@nabeyaki4921]

6:52 99% sure that this is a Vocaloid ref.

[@veryjazzy]

i half expected to see misfire on this list but this was still great, also i love the fact that it hints at the april fools joke at the beginning showing that element 111 rg is rated 1:05

[@XS-03_Apollo]

6:27 💀💀💀

[@Ge0Mancer7]

The little details in these videos are so good. Like 1:04 where you see "Element 111 Rg" as a rated extreme demon by DarkX lol

[@Migny.]

LoL

[@olivers_milch]

Such a well made video. It's a shame that it isn't performing that well

[@incomoGD]

6:43 best ship ever😍

[@CPU_99]

5:36 Best demon

[@svensilverstien3706]

Walter white in gd is nothing like the tv show

[@miecaf]

This video is so unhinged and I frickin love it.

[@We_fished_horses_back_then]

9:10 it’s a demon alright: A FURRY *pulls out a atomic bomb*

[@YourKneecapsAreMine]

lmao

[@LiquaFusion]

9:52 I mean i'm the one that made Killbot and i'm a furry myself so i'm cool with this lol

[@KAOSGAMING621]

Liqua fusion?

[@LiquaFusion]

@@KAOSGAMING621 yeah I changed my username recently

[@KAOSGAMING621]

@@LiquaFusion oh ok

[@YourKneecapsAreMine]

Cool

[@Atz_Shee_Dea]

April fools aside, the demon art is so gorgeous and lovely. This makes me wanna play extreme demons even more

[@ClawzShadowz_]

I agree, especially Bloodlust. ...

[@Teoloder]

My favorite ones were Zodiac and Kenos, fair balance, and the most epic one *AOD*

[@TGWA_Zach]

I like how it started out as a normal gd video and if I were someone who hadn't seen your channel before, I would have been caught COMPLETELY off guard. Very cool and clever video!

[@cagneycarnation2524]

7:13 E N D E R M A N M O M E N T

[@KAOSGAMING621]

9:44 consider your z botted

[@Xempir]

Windy Landscape seems like a pretty “girl” until you reach her dual ball section.

[@xtignu]

"dual ball"💀

[@zCyf3r]

Nah💀

[@FrameOverdoseGD]

YIKES

[@uhfaucet]

Oh lord 💀

[@fatcat9lives]

oh hell nah 💀

[@stepanvlcko9025]

4:19 bless you!

[@SpaceAnaster]

Gesundheit

[@aydenator2770]

this was weird but funny with tons of subtle references that made me laugh, bravo idk why i never watched this before tbh

[@pheilimobrien6634]

After Thinking Space this video started dwelling into absolute madness. And when Colon crushed over Slaughterhouse I officially lost it and died laughing. This video was horrible. Great job.

[@theonlysamman3889]

Damn I can’t believe somebody loved this anime too! I remember watching the episode where Riot finally won Bloodbath’s love when it first aired, good times. While the Walter White side arc felt a little forced, I gotta say that this was one of the best harem anime’s I’ve ever seen! I hope another season starts soon though, the producer put over half the episodes in one season!

[@gummyballer8]

Walter

[@avcables_]

It is said that every April Fools, a creature called GD Colon comes out of his hiding and uploads a funny video, epicly pranking his audience. That is why, kids, we never go to KZbin on the first of April.

[@Colgeratheslate]

Member man

[@mycontentisbad]

Booo member satus

[@ozzienemo]

at 3:24 i was just expecting this as the image: ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️

[@GDIcedCoffee]

They're made from adult milk

[@BentleyCreates]

"smash" 💀💀💀

[@Godzillay.]

6:16 “With hair like that, how can you NOT say that Geometry Dash is your favorite anime?”

[@uiinpui]

11:18 this is the best joke of the whole video ngl

[@uiinpui]

ok the guitar one was also very good honestly everything past 11:18 was really good honestly everything past 0:00 was rea-

[@ZephyriumOfficial]

Omg i just got it im dying inside 💀

[@YourKneecapsAreMine]

@@ZephyriumOfficiallmao same

[@lo_op]

3:05 not the Clubstep website 💀

[@hcunev6723]

Conical depression was such a missed opportunity...

[@antekpaztek]

4:33 “you should *NEW BEST* now!”

[@Peridoughnut]

THAT WAS SO AWESOME!! EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT WAS SO COOL DUDE i loved every second of that, i can’t put into words just how great everything was executed. I really liked how you rated the levels based on the personifications that artists made for them. That idea was ingenious. For me, what makes this video so amazing was how you made some references here and there. Some of them were really hilarious, so I’m gonna leave a bunch of my favourite ones. My favourite moments: 2:40 - i’m so proud of myself for understanding that reference immediately 4:30 - that meme is so iconic and i love how you used it here 5:05 - this actually made me die of laughter for like a minute straight, i wasn’t expecting that at all lmao 5:54 - this entire Sonic Wave segment was just so damn good dude, i love everything about it 6:43 - LOAF ART LETS GOO!! you love to see it 💖 undoubtedly one of her best works 8:17 - i feel like the smooth transition here is very under-appreciated 11:57 until the end was also really funny with all the GD references you included. Anyways, I’m glad I finally got the time to watch this video, because it was really well crafted. Great video Colon!! 🧡🧡

[@Junimeek]

id love to know how difficult it was to try to not burst out laughing while recording this. unironically a really good video tho, def the best ive seen today 10 uwus / 10 owos

[@flashirasboredlmao]

Speaking of artists, there was one Geometry Dash fan artist on DA who has made some fan characters that were designed after difficulty faces. Her last GD character was based on Astral Divinity (or God Eater at the time). She seems to have erased her internet presence since the beginning of 2020. I wonder what she's doing nowadays.

[@GooberInternet]

Holy shit. Reviewing GD OC's. I somehow wanted this more than what the video was gonna originally give me.

[@oatleaf]

10:24 I have been trying to defeat windy landscape for a long time now. But everytime I “duel” her she always wins. Does anyone know a strat or something that can help? Do I have to “click” harder, or just practice a little more? Also, I do know that her double ball section is pretty hard, but I think I got that…😔😔

[@oatleaf]

ops

[@Mercedes_F1-Editz]

whut

[@Bruh._.Moment]

💀

[@fatcat9lives]

Me: You can do it bud Realized Me: Wait what the hell bud 💀 (Edit: You almost summon the Windy Landscape fanbase)

[@thepersonwhoasked9475]

after the new update windy landscape has become evil, killing you at 3% unless you are perfect

[@epicow_1973]

I was so excited for an upload, although i thought it was too early for a new upload. the first 3 minutes convinced me and i even was still convinced when reviewing the fanart for Acheron until i looked at the date. Great video 12/10

[@RandomBoY609]

Alternate title: Colon simping for demon waifus for 11 minutes.

[@demonking3673]

And husbandos

[@nathansos8480]

Get.

[@nathansos8480]

Out.

[@nathansos8480]

Now.

[@tamari108]

And cats

[@WaterCathaa]

10:20 Ok you can't hate him cuz he's on LOAF POSITION

[@slordwastaken]

Damn Cologne, these demons were pretty HARD. I loooove GD Cologne

[@Mohammeder]

I passionately hate gd cologne

[@BentleyCreates]

​@@MohammederI love gd cologne

[@akyarius_alt]

1:05 the rated element 111 rg got me cracking up 5:11 cyclea moment "I wanted to end it with a really iconic one, and that's gonna be Mystic"; half of the GD community:

[@minhthuyenngo2221]

Same dude when I noitced Element 111 rg rated be like: wait what ?

[@SK1LLYY]

11:19 GET IT , lol

[@domi-no1826]

9:05 I swear if the mouth isn't a sa- WHAT THE FU-

[@LiliumGD]

4:29 so happy to see my friends art being featured in this video :D

[@brycedarnell7395]

For context, on Mystic: The art.. is.. well.. _her name is "Mystic-Chan" AKA_ *sighs* _Clubette_

[@Paedin]

A bit late on this, but all jokes aside that this was a great video to show some people making art like this of how small it is to show some supoort and appreciation to the artists that made it in this video. Especially on the jokes and you being you of making me laugh. Good video and great April Fools Joke Colon! - Really wasn't expecting a video like this, but I'm glad I did from you! 😁👍🏼 - ❤

[@joanneotto5562]

Iko9o

[@M4ridia]

OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS I FREAKING SURVIVED THROUGH THIS. THIS is the scariest video I've ever seen

[@Death_Skull]

This is a very insightful review on some of the hardest and most popular extreme demon designs and themes. Only complaint I would have is the lack of easier demons for the less experiernced players to enjoy.

[@iamstoopid1395]

12:38 the people who don't know: ??? . the people who know: 💀

[@circumplex9552]

I wish to know

[@iamstoopid1395]

@@circumplex9552 you don't wanna know. and done look it up, for your own safety

[@isjeieo01iw13]

i UNFORTUBATELY know

[@iamstoopid1395]

@@isjeieo01iw13 very sad

[@xthriteenx]

@@circumplex9552 DO NOT SEARCH “Geometry Dash Mystic Anime”

[@timiakhan7525]

why is limbo a gacha character

[@DoppelTaken]

i've officially sat through a 12 minute long geometry dash anthro fanart review video now

[@glitch_the_silly]

2:30 "With eyes like those, who wouldn't want to fly right into her "realm"?" 🤨🤨🤨

[@Rebtebganes]

😂

[@Planeguy665]

“Realm” 🕳️🕳️🕳️

[@PushGD]

12:27 “Most GD Players hate guitar” 💀💀

[@Sauren258]

TRUE

[@Ascension721]

Nice one.

[@GenTheFurredArtist]

Okay, the twist genuinely cracked me up.

[@thomasrichie2931]

gotta love the captions that say "literally dies" at the end