RFK Jr. Deposition Says Worm Ate Part of His Brain + Chinese Zoo Passes off Dogs as Pandas

Brian Simpson, Adam Carolla, and Chris Laxamana talk about a grandfather arrested for hiring a homeless woman to watch his granddaughter, a Chinese zoo passing off dyed dogs as fake pandas, and reports from a 2012 RFK Jr. deposition saying a worm ate part of his brain. During the news, Brian also talks about his history living in a homeless shelter.
#RFKJR #Worm #BrettCooper #DailyWire #Birchum #ComedyMothership #Rogan

[@modelspeedshop]

Lol imagine a 6-year-old for the first time thinking he's actually going to get to see pandas and the pandas start barking!

[@BBB_bbb_BBB]

That's actually really cool to hear a firsthand success story for a homeless person. But the big takeaway I took from it was that it requires the person to stay sober.

[@Criticalthinker0515]

Anybody else have withdrawal when Adam takes the weekend off lol

[@usernameisusername]

Isn't it every weekend?

[@ryansgirl2002]

Every weekend

[@BuckMcAntlerson]

Just your Mom.

[@usernameisusername]

@@BuckMcAntlersonthat makes zero sense smooth brain

[@D-Fens_1632]

It's usually the only thing that bums me out about Fridays. But Fleccas Talks drops on Fridays so it's cool.

[@rhwinner]

A worm once ate part of my brain. I didn't notice it one bit.

[@radrcer]

Humble veteran of military and hollywood homeless shelters- I’m unsure which is more respectful to survive.

[@mitrickroth628]

It wasn’t a vaccine. RFK Jr.’s particularly harsh-sounding voice is caused by a neurological condition called spasmodic dysphonia. Spasmodic dysphonia, also known as laryngeal dysphonia, often results in a shaky, tight or strained-sounding voice. I believe his sister suffers from the same affliction.

[@BC_VORTEX_CHANNEL]

Does RFK Jr know something we don't? Is there about to be a zombie apocalypse and he is getting in front of it? "Look! Zombies, a worm ate part of my brain so you are better off eating other people's brains. Don't even waste your time on my brain!"

[@flossygalloway5967]

24 billion a year in the homelessness racket he's right. How he did two year's in a shelter is amazing I did two months . I'd love to talk with him gee . 😮😊

[@hazelsam13]

Finally a black comedian not obsessed with race

[@11UncleBooker22]

Koalas are the Cashew of the bear family.

[@PrimarchX]

A friend of mine had to go through bear country orientation at Denali Nat'l Park many years ago. He was told to make a lot of noise, wear a bear bell, store his food in a protected container, etc. If he saw a brown bear, he should turn away from it and avoid it. If he saw a polar bear, he should shoot it, because that thing had already seen him and was stalking him. Do not get chummy with polar bears!

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

Haha! "...China loves their pandas..." Chris, you're doing a fine job. Also, the sparse, quick throw-aways have been very funny lately!

[@ContentRemoved___]

You missed the Care Bears.

[@bobbrown9158]

As well Paddington.

[@roberthodges5272]

Koalas aren’t actually bears. And they sleep more than they do anything else.

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

Without the man with the Bentley, that charity shelter wouldn't have privatly existed for you to benifit from.

[@FSUBrando]

I was in prison for 5 years in Mississippi and Adam is correct. I’ve seen some of the finest (but clearly crazy) women dating and marrying inmates that weren’t ever leaving

[@hugechimp]

RFKs worm must have ate the part of his brain that would have remembered he gave that trainwreck of an interview before throwing his hat in the ring.

[@jeffrandolf5673]

11:33 I put BMW Kidney grilles & badges on all my vehicles mid-90's BEFORE the BMW X5 debut in 1999 People would say "I didn't know BMW made an SUV?"

[@VictorSGonzo]

More Brian Simpson, please!

[@jacquescousteau217]

I’ve met a few Israeli military women. - fifteen of them to be exact - Conscripted at I believe eight Ee years old. Everyone was beautiful. When I met them they were in mid twenties. That was about ten years ago. I talked to them about being in the military, and what they learned, and how long before they were ready to fight. They were hard ass ! They knew martial arts,how to fire both assault rifles, and pistols . Also survival techniques were also very important. I realize that is not a large demographic, so I asked them if all of them were as good looking, and in physical condition. They said if some woman was obese they would have a desk job. I wish I could talk to them today, if you get my gist …

[@briannichols4856]

Manifest Destiny...

[@rheel6747]

Fun fact ; Koalas are actually marsupials and not a part of the Bear family.

[@drewp1974]

Same with pandas. NOT related to North America bears. Pandas aren’t marsupial’s either.

[@TheRoark85]

​@@drewp1974 but pandas are actual bears from the bear family, koalas are no relation to bears at all.

[@adriennem3168]

Zoos are supposed to be for education. This is confusing to kids.

[@jimmurihiku8009]

Tulsi Gabbard is an army person

[@ContentRemoved___]

Allegedly. Then she advocated for taking away constitutional rights. Now she’s just a political person…

[@sirclarkmarz]

I really don't care for it when someone thanks me for my service it sounds too much like thoughts and prayers . It's just a way of thinking that you're doing something when you're actually your not. They would probably be pisssed off if they knew the full story . Eight years of partying like a maniac stoned everyday at work lots of time off, 20 years later I get 100% disability for depression from my time in service , $4500 a month tax free now .

[@i.am.not.herbert]

You know in Weatherford Oklahoma there's a Burcham elementary. It's for like first grade. But still.

[@josefray3320]

I will argue the Panda dogs are cuter,

[@drewp1974]

Koalas and Pandas are not related to brown / black bears. Just called bears by common name

[@jeffrandolf5673]

31:43 RFK brain worms

[@briannichols4856]

Dont forget black bear

[@augggie]

Cocaine Pandas

[@BBB_bbb_BBB]

I don't know about in America, but as a Canadian service member I hate people thanking me for my service because I just don't feel like having to talk to people for pointless small talk. I try to get out of uniform asap everyday, and I never ask for military discounts at businesses because of how much I can't stand being thanked. Similar to the guest, I've never done anything heroic, so it is effectively just a job.

[@daves996]

Canada, its Americas hat

[@corruptduboiscountyindiana5058]

So is it cheaper to lease pandas instead of buying outright? I hear panda dealers are pretty shrewd

[@Aaron-zf4xw]

Kennedy is amazing. I hope to god people can see through the media hit pieces and listen to him. He has a ton of videos here on his channel. Regarding his voice..... it's music to my ears compared to the lies, hate, division, and empty rhetoric we get from every other candidate. Pork tapeworms are not all that uncommon. Pretty gross though. lol. If he has only a shred left, I'll take that shred over the alternatives. Kennedy24

[@bayareasprts1234]

I would only tell war vets thank you for your service like nam vets

[@sloppynyuszi]

Koalas don’t even qualify as a bear 😅 Not keen on the shade given to Pandas and Koalas though. They better than a cat. Chill all day and no effort to figure out what they eat. They just eat the one thing. Maybe not the best Zoo animal, but dope pets.

[@davidperez5089]

So ypu have one?

[@corruptduboiscountyindiana5058]

when will adam be joining the military, i guess he will stand in line with bill oreilly and ted nugent

[@renegaderobot1100]

Great topic! ,,Which "Jews"...

[@BusterBronco1987]

Bircham just doesn’t sound funny to me

[@MrJake-hy2rf]

Firsties

[@DavidMcdonald-df8tb]

I second your first ❤

[@MrJake-hy2rf]

@@DavidMcdonald-df8tb The motion carries.

[@freddymo3339]

"You guys!?" ...come ON !" "REaLLY?" -

[@brat1276]

I saw pandas at an exhibit at the Washington zoo in the 80s. They were here from China. I was a little kid and I begged my parents to take me there. It was the most boring thing i've ever seen. Very cute yet boring