Rhymatoid Arthritis - Thicc Bitch

Demo from a scrapped third Rhymatoid album, too good to be discarded. Enjoy.
--lyrics--
Alright, here's the 4-1-1 folks. Say somethin' "gangster" is dissin' ya fly girl; ya just give em one of these:
[verse 1]
Get a thicc girl and date her
High and drunk, crossfader
I'm the father, darth vader
When I see those thighs touchin
Girl you got me blushin
This ain't no discussion
Give me a concussion
Put my head in between
Baby you're my queen
You know what I mean
Let me be your trampoline
Smash it like a melon
Until I stop yellin
Murder me like a felon
Don't worry, I ain't tellin
Lemme see them hips, girl you lookin delish'
Makin me wish I was a fork touchin up on your lips,
It's legit
The way your booty fills out them jeans
Like a scene from my dreams
Girl you makin me cream
[hook]
Fuck a thigh gap, I want me a thicc bitch
x4
[verse 2]
Fuck a skinny bitch, I dont wanna see a gap
Holocaust ho, get the fuck up off my lap
Boney ass booty, you about to get the strap
Tiny ass legs, lookin like a fuckin chicken wrap
Eat a fuckin burger, hoe
No this meat ain't murder, hoe
Toss you like a burner phone
Don't wanna see them dermal bones
Lookin like a skeleton
Countin all my benjamins
Bitch you need some medicine
Look like you're still developing
That shit's icky, I'm too picky
You lookin all sicky, like a tripped out hippie
Straight outta mississippi, with your iddie-biddie-tiddies
I want that Miss Piggy, to snap me like a twiggy
Kermit can't satisfy the thicc bitch appetite
That Rhymatoid provides, leaves every woman satisfied
Don't try to classify me as a hater I'm a guy
That leaves your bitch paralyzed when her womb gets occupied
[repeat hook]
[back to the thicc bitch]
Ya girl is gettin me chubbed, and you know the reason
It's the season for ya boi to get your girl screamin
I'm like a demon, pump her full of my semen,
Get her freakin' screamin for Jesus and she don't even believe it
Bitch you make me salivate
Cause you a perfect candidate
To come and get dat pussy ate
Shake it like a rattlesnake (insert rattlesnake noise lmao)
Then I take you on a date
You know that I accommodate
All the fuckbois gonna hate
Cause they all know what I just ate
Open up your crevice,
Girl cause that's my fetish
Got me actin like a menace
Burger King foot lettuce (LOL)
[hook x2]