Evelyn Just Wants to be HOT - Rice To Meet You

[@polarlee8786]

evelyn's ad in the beginning without makeup, honestly shocked me for a bit, but i was like, why dont more people do this, its some way an act of bravery, she looks nice naturally

[@maryg5982]

This is what happens when you put people down all the time, even in jest. Nigel gives himself a very generous 8.5 while Evelyn is enumerating everything she perceives as "wrong" with herself. At first it was "you need to lose weight." Fine. A healthy weight is important for well-being. But now "plastic surgery will make you go to sleep and wake up prettier"? Evelyn goes to bed every night and wakes up pretty every day. Her eyes twinkle, she has a beautiful smile. She rocks any hair color or hairstyle she wears. Her fashion is tasteful and her makeup is always well-done. She is hilarious and her laugh is contagious. Evelyn, you are beautiful just the way you are. I hope you will never be influenced to try to live up to someone else's superficial beauty standards. Please never let someone else's insecurities define you. It is obvious that you adore Nigel just the way he is. It would be wonderful (and it would be being a good friend) if he could return the favor. You are beautiful and that is no joking matter.

[@1frhna]

True that

[@chsinskyy]

This 👏

[@ncross7549]

Nigel be looking like a middle-class white girl on self pamper night with the wine bottles in the background

[@artsketch756]

Yea 😂

[@GlobalEnglishSupernaturals]

Nigel was being quite kind and motivational at the end there!

[@kombinatsiya6000]

omfg the idea of nigel being a refugee because his expensive london home needs some wallpapers and what not is fucking hilarious 🤣 at this point, he could have his own tv show just based on his comedy persona. It's funny how every time Evelyn complains about Nigel's life style, I tend to agree with Nigel. Like, who doesn't like art, design and living in a nice house? 😆 You fucking believe I would travel to another continent just because workers were busy in my home if I could afford it 😏

[@TroyFujimoto808]

Evelyn, you're looking healthy and slimmer. You did a good job with lighting and composition.

[@guluguluglulu3615]

Nigel's lighting is on fleek as always despite going on his vacation 🔥

[@mookkie_jutha3257]

I always love the way how Nigel smile 😊

[@candise9063]

I spent last night looking at radiator knobs. I don’t know why but that had me howling. Go to one of the world’s most beautiful towns and browse knobs 😂

[@fadhlinatrisaktyari5390]

Who is that guy? Nigel isn't supposed to be that charming omg

[@kombinatsiya6000]

Nigel "You're a 40 and still can climb a lot" Ng 😂

[@thuytranftu]

Love your motivation Evelyn. “Just want to be hot!” Yes you go girl!!! Enjoy it. There’s nothing wrong with that. Hot/ pretty privilege is real! It feels AWESOME to be hot! Go for it girl! 💚❤️

[@alexismanra9343]

We DO need Tío Rogelio to become part of the Uncle Universe.

[@YumAsia]

Lovely podcast again! Nice dressing gown Nigel :) Thx guys

[@puntrikayuktasevi9550]

Evelyn, you have a beautiful face. No need for plastic surgery. Just lose some weight & be healthy without torturing yourself or feeling bad in a long run. Healthy is a lifestyle not a diet. Wish you find the right lifestyle that suits you and makes you feel good losing weight. (I had twins and gained weight so I understand you. I lost weight by eating plant-based and doing yoga everyday. I love vegetables and yoga so it is easy for me. I hope you can find the lifestyle that makes you happy.)

[@Jiajiajiahui]

The part where Nigel telling everyone to leave a comment for Evelyn.. the more he says and try to justify the weirder it sounds LOL like 越描越黑

[@Vicccccc_]

cant agree more to Evelyn on how depressing it is in the UK ! Another funny episode

[@sushiunderthestars7238]

Enjoy Barcelona Nigel! It's so beautiful there!

[@92ChatNoir92]

OMG Evelyn looks amazing, love the outfit! You guys are so funny and always manage to make me laugh!

[@moopower800]

It's the Mid Autumn Festival so Happy Mooning Day, you two!!

[@C4twen]

Haha. As not only a British person, but a Welsh British person. Who also lives in a sea-side town (a shit one too... Barry Island) Evelyn talking about The food cracks me up. Everywhere does fish and chips!!!! And I pictured exactly what the "Gym" in the hotel would look like, before Evelyn even said it was a room with 2 treadmills 😂 I love the shitty-ness of Wales some times. Its part of its awkward, turd like charm. And whats even better, is us Welsh are such a proud people 😂😂😂

[@jturner1774]

Evelyn is already hot. (but more importantly, a decent person... ...and being hot isn’t everything in life, seriously!)

[@gabeissaucywitit]

I would watch a spanish uncle roger everyday as a hispanic person I love uncle Roger content because hispanic and Asian are very similar cultures so a hispanic uncle roger would probably good do on youtube

[@Stick-a-fork-in-Gmorks-tort]

Forward ever, Evelyn. Keep going. I read somewhere that Hugh Hefner owned Over 200 Custom-Made Smoking Jackets and Pajamas. Time to get that robe collection up Nigel.

[@lucy4ricky23]

Girl I am taking a break from working out as well my baby been sick for three week now I am sick with his illness and been home bound so I understand the need to take a break is ok ! It’s not forever your still on track it’s good mentally to take a break you be on a diet forever so no worries 😉 there are seasons of working and resting

[@84rinne_moo]

7:25 When I move I always pack a bag with the essentials I’ll need for about a week for that very reason lol

[@Tetsuito]

I'm glad to tell you that Spain knows Jaimie Oliver only because he fucks up our dishes.

[@parfait88]

So different from my movers in the US. I packed boxes full of heavy textbooks, marked them with highlighter yellow "HEAVY" stickers, and the movers were still trying to stack them and move them together (~60 lbs) 😂. The lighter boxes they were trying to move 3-4 at a time.

[@htl1001]

Uncle Roger paid for the home.

[@oscarsamuel3346]

thsi podcast just makes my day better

[@LindaC616]

Lesson learned, Nigel: you pack the immediate things you need yourself, for precisely that reason

[@1frhna]

Don't ever compare yourself with anyone, okay, Evelyn?! You're a beauty with brain!!! We gonna enjoy seeing ourselves soon huuuu!!

[@guluguluglulu3615]

Feel free to be in your bathrobe from now on Nigel 🙈 totally slay

[@AngelicaPablo-qz1md]

when nigel said i just wanna be hot. i felt that i feel the same way

[@dnhxusjjs]

why does nigel need a hairdryer 😂

[@TheOnlyTaps]

I wasn't expecting to randomly hear my country referenced during this episode 😂 shout-out 🇿🇼

[@susiekhan7012]

Nigel has rich people problems! Lol

[@nurulkertistika]

I love her motivation

[@jeffreychim5583]

Hi Evelyn. I hope you have a good time here in Wales. 🙂

[@januaritadyahpitaloka]

Evelyn is one the prettiest and funniest comic that I have ever watched.. 🥰 Please stay healthy..

[@ENAIRAMA1]

Omg... you argue like a couple that has been together for 40 years, LOL!

[@dorotvarga1640]

And I am sitting here remembering Jaime Oliver!s paella fiasco which united Spain against a common enemy on the internet...

[@gunfighter009]

Wrong Jamie

[@steak2144]

being hot or rich is just playing life on easy mode

[@PhatAmiga]

Hugh Hephner (or however it's spelled) can't hold a candle to Nigel, come on Evelyn! Nigel is soooo handsome!

[@jade1020]

Knowing what he has under that bath robe I would say take it off 🤣🤣

[@htl1001]

How do you know what's under there?

[@jade1020]

He made an exercise video and took his top off at the end lol 😅

[@uu-kq6mn]

@@jade1020 Ha lies.

[@Fran-hi6rg]

As a spaniard I must tell you... we need a spanish uncle right now !

[@dez_bluerose]

Nigel, last episode: "I'm not a banana!" Nigel, this episode: "I'm not that Asian anymore!" :D :D :D

[@1frhna]

Nigel is that person who makes fun for fun lol I have two in my family damn unfortunately I think I have a lil of that 😂

[@henrywong2375]

Hi Evelyn. Can you share your weight loss strategy

[@victoria2110]

just saw shang chi and tony leung's hair reminded me of uncle roger's XD an iconic post-battle hairstyle

[@flickerpetal10]

Somebody save Nigel from the refugee life! #ISTANWOKENIGEL Y’all don’t sleep on his words of wisdom 😩💯

[@madhabisaha3055]

Uncle Roger's new home 😂😂

[@flickerpetal10]

let’s get this channel to 100 K subscribers!

[@sunwolfsummoner4718]

You look amazing E!!!!! ❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨

[@Deadpool3203]

Evelyn IS hot already 💯🤘🏽🔥

[@toastedmarshmellow704]

I've walked around my apartment building in my bath robe... 🤷‍♀

[@PhuongTheGreat]

this is out of context but the other day i stumbled upon an episode of James Acaster discussing weird arse music with Evelyn and i thought u guys defo had some chemistry going on there lololol

[@1frhna]

And oh yeah I actually bought both hook and elastic corsets. I'm now 98kg and I do wear elastic corsets sometimes, it's sooo good but um I just wear when I want to wear. Haha. But if u get to be lower than that, I hope u get to wear the hooked ones!! They are so many. Even my friend who just bore her first child wears corset/s so let's gooo let's be hot hahah omg it's so weird to say that hahahahaha

[@kriskenard]

She is!

[@gabeissaucywitit]

PLEASE DO A SPANISH UNCLE ROGER I BEG

[@1frhna]

The ending hahaha yesss that quote is as hot as libido 😂

[@1frhna]

I love Evelynnn so sweet 💖💓💗😘😍

[@kuriel2777]

Evelyn is amazing :)

[@isaacherrera5707]

Please visit Madrid!! I wanna see you!

[@Alison-Shy-Serendipity]

Should have just packed your essentials in a travel bag :)

[@maryg5982]

Evelyn needs to improve but Nigel is perfect just as he is. In fact, he needs to become more Nigel. What kind of crap is this? I feel like Evelyn's joy is being stolen. I look at the first videos to now and I don't see the same Joie de vivre in her that I saw in the first videos. It's like Nigel is a soul vampire sucking the joy and vitality from Evelyn. I'm so happy she's eating better and exercising for health. That's important and that is great, but I want Evelyn to know that she is beautiful and to never let anyone take that joy in being herself away from her because it is what makes her shine. She used to look so happy, like she leaped out of bed everyday with sunshine and daisies. Be healthy, be as physically healthy as you possibly can, that is key for now and for later in your life. But please know that you are beautiful and never let anyone make you doubt that. Your joy makes you beautiful.

[@gabeissaucywitit]

35:24 and with alcohol behind him Lmao

[@leepeiyan5183]

Where is the intro music!!

[@yora740]

I really hope Evelyn uses all the PURE GOLD that Nigel gives her for free every week in her stand up. Self Deprecating jokes of that quality would kill in a comedy club. "Fuck fat people, fuck my health, and fuck body positivity... I JUST WANNA BE HOTTTTT And not just hot in Nigeria for those curvy lovers. Your girl wants to be hot internationally... from Seoul to Scotland" :-D

[@flickerpetal10]

Asian Lizzo!!!!! A true queen. Yes live your best life. #hotgirlsclub

[@1frhna]

54:09 I think having more protein is okay idk hhahaha ask nigel ok also we can enjoy much proteins as we can ! Just season with salt and some more would be great. I think I will miss my face too haha!! Awh ToT !!! Maybe have good fat too

[@alexqianhuima820]

Whhaaa? Nigel also watches Canto Mando?!

[@AkankshaSingh-tm7de]

I can relate with Evelyn.. I'm fat too, bt I nvr want to be skinny thin again. My wt. loss goal is to b curvy n hot. Maybe that's a fat people thing🤔

[@Zartrekskye]

Nigel being nice! Lol. But Evelyn I understand I do wanna get hot 🔥! Lol. But you are looking good. Nigel sitting there in his bathrobe but that made him nice, so I feel he need to be his bathrobe more often! Lol 😆. I am sure people was hoping that bathrobe slowly fall off! Well it no difference then his photo he posted on his Instagram story!! So how many shots it took you 🤔??? Lol 😆

[@cocosjourney848]

skin is still light bruh that's why the video was "heartwarming"

[@serenelim7006]

Oops I meant Evelyn looks really good

[@1frhna]

33:20 🤧 she isss 💖💓💗😍😘😍😍

[@noelene100]

It looks so comfeee,

[@1frhna]

Nooo ah segways 🤣 is it?!

[@serenelim7006]

Yes Evelyn good really good. Keep it up. Nigel too

[@gabeissaucywitit]

Hispanic Uncle Roger would to very well I have some hispanic uncle aunties and cousins who I know would love hispanic uncle roger

[@shevanedevi6097]

nigel is in Barcelona?

[@kombinatsiya6000]

he a refugee now 😆

[@artsketch756]

41:30

[@xwillxyouxcryxforxme]

Evelyn, it sounds like you want a bathrobe 😅.

[@NativeNordmann]

nah.. never giving up is the right advise, you just got to be aware if you are not tallented, and work harder. plenty of untalented people have become masters of their crafts. come on you are asian you guys should know this.

[@ivykan11]

Evelyn is showing her shoulder is very nice 💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@artsketch756]

31:30

[@jimmygrahamcarter7334]

I am not gonna be pretty but I will be cute. Lol

[@nemomukerji]

A non bro Nigel MASAKA

[@bvireannah1806]

why late evelyn ??? anyway enjoy life

[@columbojr7270]

Looking good evelyn, awe nigel I think he got jealous, awe you look good too... wow, what's has happened to the world.. ? What can we do?.. ps. Tell me I look good. I dare you,dont you dare objectify me, disgraceful, how dare you compliment another human., how insensitive.. geez.....

[@lidiapola4545]

"there is nothig funnier than somebody chasing his dreams and failing" - what is funny about it ? in German there is a term for this shitty attitude: Schadenfreude - the joy you derive from the suffering of others ... is this an asian attitude too ? in italian we do not have this term, and we do not have the concept either - of course some people are naturally mean, everywhere, but culturally there is a big stigma in my culture (italian) on enjoying other people's misfortune, and we hate ourselves if we are tempted to lean on it - it is shitty, mean, degrading, certainly not funny - I start not liking Nigel Ng that much

[@toongdoo308]

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[@Bigmanwholifts]

First

[@seniasenia1659]

1st

[@Ana-ek8kx]

I think Evilyn just needs some extensions and weight loss. And also fill her eye brows. No surgery.