“Whether he sweated, or shat himself to death, we cannot know” 😂😂😂
@CH-fc8dm4 ай бұрын
Came to comment on this great line
@Ickie713 ай бұрын
i Died when he said this
@michaelsmith80285 ай бұрын
'Rouse yourself lass Gold and Gunpowder brought us a new tavern yarn!
@unknowntrooper_27914 ай бұрын
Here something little to help GnG to get some Caribbean sugar to snort.... Cheers!🏴☠
@BlazRa5 ай бұрын
Alternative design for a pirate flag , a black flag that says in bone font letters "WE'RE GONNA GETCHA!"
@mrbeefy6044 ай бұрын
*Shania Twain Intensifies*
@sleethmitchell5 ай бұрын
enjoyed the episode very much. at 73 my days under sail are pretty much done. lived aboard boats most my days.
@jacksonGPT4 ай бұрын
You had me at "schitzo pirate" can't wait to see what's in store lmao
@JPSRCE19875 ай бұрын
Raise too and look lively lads! Captain brings us tales from the seas far away!!
@matthewwyman15815 ай бұрын
New intro goes hard
@71squad775 ай бұрын
Miss the old one tho
@Private-Potato5 ай бұрын
Don’t you mean the new intro goes H-arr-d
@matthewwyman15815 ай бұрын
@@Private-Potato they wouldn’t have pronounced the H either so it would probably just become “‘arrrd”
@Private-Potato5 ай бұрын
@@matthewwyman1581yarr! Leaned something else new here.
@activelyrandom76525 ай бұрын
Art challenge accepted
@GalaxyNewsRadio_4 ай бұрын
Where are the results?
@activelyrandom76524 ай бұрын
@@GalaxyNewsRadio_ he will make a video or livestream about it
@alexrexaros98375 ай бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time Taylor has a schizo episode, I'd end up richer than Every himself!
@Uncle_Roadkill5 ай бұрын
Ah, ye firemen, El Gran Cornjolio warns us about how dangerous bungholes are, but do you listen? Do you hear?
@jamesstaggs41604 ай бұрын
I had night terrors as a child. Horrible things. Unlike dreams and nightmares their memory doesn't quickly fade away. I can still remember some that happened forty years ago.
@sunnyztmoney4 ай бұрын
I have them all the time because i got that ptsd
@benjaminwashburn84733 ай бұрын
As a child (probably 8-10) I had the same reoccurring dream almost every week. Sometimes once a week sometimes 4 times a week. It was the realist dream I’ve ever experienced in my life and I will never forget the dream or the feeling I had while being trapped in the dream. Always started with a strange man whose face I couldn’t see coming towards my house. I’d hide under my blankets in my bed in the dream only to have a pillow placed over my face and the same man trying to snuff out my lights you know what I mean. I could never see who he was but it was always the same dream over and over and over down to the T. Dressed in all black he’d let out a sinister laugh after removing the pillow just before I was about to suffocate. It was so real I could almost feel my self suffocating and trying to breath, it always ended with we me jumping out of bed in the middle of the night soaked in sweat with my heart ready to jump out my chest.
@pinesandtraplines12 күн бұрын
@@benjaminwashburn8473 Have you ever gotten checked for sleep apnea? Its possible you genuinely were suffocating in your sleep due to sleep apnea or something, and the dream was a way your mind to visualized it while you slept.
@afwalker19215 ай бұрын
"I'd fire my gun at God." Given what I know, I would argue it to be self-defense...
@esomethingoranother37184 ай бұрын
😂me too
@MichaelLeBlanc-p4f5 ай бұрын
"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates." 'Mark Twain' - Life on the Mississippi
@svodcat75244 ай бұрын
This was so good, haven't read about pirates in forever! Greatly appreciate the bibliography! :)
@DrGooseDuckman4 ай бұрын
We still active 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
@Krulltårta4 ай бұрын
This channel was a real unsuspected big gold nugget!
@PälliEräreikä5 ай бұрын
Absolutely love that accent, reminds me of playing Age of Empires 3 non stop as a kid!
@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat4 ай бұрын
I feel like them burning the enemy’s ship was less ceremonial and more about re claiming the metal nails and rivets used in the boat. They didn’t have enough men to sail two massive ships anyways
@mamumonkan5 ай бұрын
after 10min the guitar music becomes a form of Chinese water torture ... ( at 12:55min abandoned ship and swam ashore )
@stellviahohenheim4 ай бұрын
Yep, i can't watch this video anymore than 10 minutes
@ericpode60954 ай бұрын
Strange, until I read your comments I hadn't even noticed it!
@nealmaxwell7905 ай бұрын
3:15 earliest painting of “I want to see the manager”
@Upxl4 ай бұрын
Enjoyed this video immensely. Anyone have an idea what music this is?
@MyPhobo4 ай бұрын
The moral of the story is to remember to always keep open flame away from your bunghole.
@MrTod19845 ай бұрын
He so me fr but instead of being a seafaring pirate, I pirate old movies over the internet.
@cheezburgrproduction5 ай бұрын
The execution is foggy but the idea is true, a pirate remains free.
@ChodeMaster4 ай бұрын
do you seed?
@MrTod19844 ай бұрын
@@ChodeMaster I'm just your basic pirate lad I rip my CDs and upload them to the internet and burn CDs from the internet. I don't really share the stuff I get
@nicklasschmltt69594 ай бұрын
😂😂😂and you call yourself pirates. 😂😂😂 you know nothing
@MrTod19844 ай бұрын
@@nicklasschmltt6959 I'm gonna board your vessel
@RilgoHodnda5 ай бұрын
20:15 aye, but what was the name of his other leg?
@internetkurator92565 ай бұрын
Very detailed and nicely told, thank you very much good Sir.
@ravenblackwing78884 ай бұрын
His theme song shall now be Dethrone by Bad Omens
@HlootooThunderhammer3 ай бұрын
Looking at this video, I often wonder the mental scars that piracy left on those who practiced it, even the ones who retired. A life of constant violence, fast money, and decadence doesn't seem like it'd lead to a happy ending regardless if you're dead or not. Just look at many criminals today. Probably not all that different back then...
@neonclear85002 ай бұрын
Greatest ad read ever
@m.streicher82864 ай бұрын
"A noble blast to have gone to hell with"
@mageillus5 ай бұрын
Sick new banner GnG!
@mikew31945 ай бұрын
Hell yea brother, been awaitin!
@mikew31945 ай бұрын
I would be very interested in more of these flags being added to your shop in the form of burgees or rectangular flags. Nice for the wall or the boat.
@DogmadawgMAMR5 ай бұрын
Channel is dope, cheers m8-è
@samus5984 ай бұрын
Well Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene he goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean and he's gonna start a war He goes to the desert fires a rifle in the sky and says "God if I have to die you will have to die" I didn't move to the city the city moved to me and I want out desperately... -Cowboy Dan by Modest Mouse
@beanlord43475 ай бұрын
Another great video to watch while smoking some fine Cuban tobacco.
@TheNumber5 ай бұрын
Just in time for my break!
@hotpotato41695 ай бұрын
If you run out of content, I just recently read the diary of Magellan's expedition around the world from Pigafetta. They are no pirates in memory, but surely are under every aspect that defineds as piracy. Fascinating and, like many storys you tell, almost too interesting and unbelievable to be true.
@liukang854 ай бұрын
glad this got recommended to me :)
@maddogtank84254 ай бұрын
Richard taylor the ultimate crash out
@RachDarastrix25 ай бұрын
14:20 You defeated generic expectations. Most expect that the video would end here.
@mamumonkan5 ай бұрын
no, it ended already @12:55min ... guitar torture music put an end to it
@Hysterion2 ай бұрын
What is the song at the start in intro? Is it something i can find or is it made for you?
Amsterdam, calling 📞 I enjoyed this very much Thank you😊
@nicklasschmltt69594 ай бұрын
Amsterdam. America listens. 😂😂😂 you ain't seen shit yet
@mrsubject14 ай бұрын
I heard there was a maid from your local area, quite a famous lass
@unknowntrooper_27915 ай бұрын
Very good new designs here! I like the new visual look of the channel, very fancy and professional. I like the video and the pirate history here. Cheers! 🏴☠
@MizMite20025 ай бұрын
how about an ep on this man......Peter Easton (c. 1570 - 1620 or after) was an English privateer and later pirate in the early 17th century. Conflicting accounts exist regarding his early life. By 1602, Easton had become a highly successful privateer, commissioned to protect English interests in Newfoundland. The 'most famous English pirate of the day', his piracies ranged from Ireland and Guinea to Newfoundland.[1][2] He is best known today for his involvement in the early English settlement of Newfoundland, including the settlements at Harbour Grace and Ferryland from 1611 to 1614.
@peppermintnightmare47414 ай бұрын
Oh no... not the Bung-Hole.
@patrickmccaster73685 ай бұрын
The background music while talking about a gangster pirate is diabolical
@El_1Rodriguez3 ай бұрын
I love anything 1500-1999
@austinsmith1174 ай бұрын
"Angry schitzo pirate" 😭😂
@zakskenandore50744 күн бұрын
Honestly my new favorite pirate😂😂
@El_1Rodriguez3 ай бұрын
I loved this video
@Rob-gy1dd2 ай бұрын
The depiction of Taylor looks like the character played by Eli Wallach in “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”. He was a crazy schizoid bastard too.
@bookofroger5 ай бұрын
13:03 what are the sources for these two flags?
@GoldandGunpowder5 ай бұрын
read the video description
@unknowntrooper_27915 ай бұрын
I presume it came from Brooks' books, most likely the Dictionary of pirate biography or some others.
@thecreweofthefancy5 ай бұрын
Wait....what time is it?
@GoldandGunpowder5 ай бұрын
trying out a new upload time
@thecreweofthefancy5 ай бұрын
@@GoldandGunpowder well good news is that I got the notification.
@ilyalogkiy5 ай бұрын
Why did pirates use East Indiamen (Cassandra for example)? They weren't fast and maneuverable. I don't understand..
@GoldandGunpowder5 ай бұрын
suited for the region(large open ocean). like all full-rigged ships they were fast, plus they could carry a lot(cannons, men, provisions, treasure)
@ilyalogkiy5 ай бұрын
@@GoldandGunpowder Thank you, but they were built as cargo vessels, so their hull lines were different from warships, that means they were comparatively slower. Naval two-deckers or single decked frigates could catch them. So it seems problematic for escape from the Navy, like Caribbean sloops (which could just sail into the shallow waters etc.) I think they had fewer chances to get away from warships..
@GoldandGunpowder5 ай бұрын
this was clearly not a problem since I can't remember any instance of red sea men getting cornered and defeated by navy ships compared to plenty of cases of naval corruption or disinterest in engaging them(explained in this video and the others on the red sea men)
@725k95 ай бұрын
Great video!
@frogman-ns7yb5 ай бұрын
Wow that never happened before. Haha
@memeofwheat4 ай бұрын
Seeing schizo in the title was all I needed to know this video would be good
@someguycalledCh0wdah5 ай бұрын
Arrrr It be 3 am
@Catonius2 ай бұрын
Nice gown, hard rockin. Takk guben.
@tyronedavis35344 ай бұрын
Anyone heard of Roberto Cofresí?
@MountainGorillaTribe5 ай бұрын
They don’t make them like this anymore
@logangautreaux83635 ай бұрын
How about a video about Jean Lafitte?
@BlazRa5 ай бұрын
My kind of captain.
@Fruitcupper3 ай бұрын
7:14 It kicks off ;)
@wiwysova5 ай бұрын
Ily history daddy 🥺
@Paperbutton94 ай бұрын
cowboy dans a major player in the Cowboy scene
@ryancasey9195 ай бұрын
Lol. “The Bunghole”
@jacksonmckinney4 ай бұрын
6:50 Did you really just chuckle at your own joke lmao
@mrbeefy6044 ай бұрын
5:08 holy shit he looks like Matt McCusker
@INSANESUICIDE4 ай бұрын
I can definitely see someone being involved in sailing and ending up in piracy having a bone to pick with god, whenever you meet someone that had a very unfortunate life they either grow strong and optimistic or brittle and bitter as a general rule.
@nathanworthington44515 ай бұрын
You said bunghole😂😂😂
@unknowntrooper_27915 ай бұрын
Well it is the real name of the barrel hole... but yeah even the site notes "Not to be confused with Bumhole". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunghole
@nathanworthington44515 ай бұрын
@@unknowntrooper_2791 You said bumhole🤣🤣🤣
@jill-ti7oe5 ай бұрын
Exasperate means to intensely frustrate or irritate. Exacerbate means to make something bad worse.
@maddogtank84254 ай бұрын
Okay. Give me a second because this brother was the number one d one crash out period nobody has crashed out as hard as him ever, he said.I would fire my gun at god.Even genghis khan didn't have the gall to say some s*** like that
@Battery334 ай бұрын
😂
@1-eye-willy5 ай бұрын
what does a pirate call an "alternative reality game"? they call them ARG!
@DooDoo-f4v5 ай бұрын
I feel mad lad gets thrown a lot these days, but this specimen was most definitely a mad lad
@wdavis68144 ай бұрын
Why is this comment section so unhinged? 😂
@erickhuntsman2404 ай бұрын
I have ADHD and when I skimmed the title name without really looking at the thumbnail I read "richard pryor: angry schizo pirate. lmao
@shanehunt30194 ай бұрын
> He wasted most of his money and then bought a plantation. Fuck I wish I had enough money to waste and still be enough to buy land.
@SackyShorts-_-5 ай бұрын
❤️
@manbro32605 ай бұрын
4:49 Ryan gosling
@wdavis68144 ай бұрын
*5:05
@AlexMig4 ай бұрын
I wonder if any somalian pirates are watching your videos rn
@avery420694 ай бұрын
He’s literally me
@theNunnceler5 ай бұрын
are you the same guy that runs the baltic empire channel or am i the schizo pirate
@GoldandGunpowder5 ай бұрын
these are not mutually exclusive, but yeah I run BE
@hatboxful5 ай бұрын
You look a bit like Furio from the Sopranos
@GoldandGunpowder5 ай бұрын
ey fucc christoffa columbus. he was genoan
@nicholaiginovaef48613 ай бұрын
open barrels of rum wouldn't explode like that... is this a pirates tale or a fisherman's tale? 🤣
@trueKENTUCKY5 ай бұрын
4chan user
@conorvaughan98705 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@jimjohnsung45744 ай бұрын
he just like me fr
@xdducky4444 ай бұрын
finally.. a like minded individual
@sebastianthomsen22255 ай бұрын
👍😎
@MichaelLeBlanc-p4f5 ай бұрын
Pure 'Skull & Bones' flag is the only legitmate pirate flag . . .
@megabytes64345 ай бұрын
Do you know of any good pirate games? Not like Sea of Thieves, that game is good but not what I am looking for.
@monkstery5 ай бұрын
Sid Meier’s Pirates
@mrsubject14 ай бұрын
Assassin's creed IV is a great pirate game with a bunch of weird assassin trappings but you can ignore all that and just have fun sailing around
@ericmentzer88464 ай бұрын
River sharks
@mznxbcv123454 ай бұрын
where are all the women ?
@jakal88884 ай бұрын
Doesnt seem like this guy had schizophrenia at all