CHINESE KRAP (slideshow edition) - Rick Raptor Reviews

[@RickRaptor105]

Unfortunately, these Chinese movie channels block the review as soon as any clip is more than a couple of seconds long. If you want to see what the original, longer review with clips instead of still images looks like, you can watch it on Google Drive. drive.google.com/file/d/1gMNi7ATZIBKdWiOZHWsqEsd0k9AwxUBo/view?usp=sharing

[@SAGOTO2006]

It's a shame that the original review was saved on Google Drive, because unfortunately Google Drive doesn't have the same subtitle function and can translate them into other languages ​​(I'm Brazilian and I don't understand English very well) 😕

[@oSqbo]

Welcome back rickraptor ! As a Chinese I cannot wait for this review Have a Merry Christmas

[@breakfast_man2]

The second movie you covered was actually a movie I requested to see so even though I think you just chose it at random thank you for covering it. edit: you actually ended up covering all the movies that's a KZbinr call Mr brain junkie covered I love these movies and I loved his channel it's a shame me no longer posts thank you for covering these movies

[@Animusprimalemperor6257]

Ironic given the Chinese media industry's infamous reputation when it comes to copyright and shit

[@ivanlol7153]

Patreon at home

[@joshualeespiny7172]

Fun fact: in Chinese mythology, snakes are close relatives to dragons, which may contribute to the theme of snakes being heroes in these movies

[@Jimbosreptiles]

Never thought of that

[@ivanlol7153]

Some Eastern dragons/nagas are literally just big snake with fancy horn

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

Well, Chinese dragons have long snakes like bodies, so that actually makes sense.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Like D-Wars, Wich the poster also rips off

[@AnimalsVehiclesAndMore]

@@jesusramirezromo2037 Except D-War (also known as Dragon Wars) and its sequel are Korean movies, not Chinese movies.

[@hungryfilms3707]

Using google drive to get around copyright is honestly a big brain move

[@AdamRex1954]

"oh shit, here we go again"

[@dubuyajay9964]

😱

[@paleoph6168]

Surprisingly, this wasn't too bad.

[@AdamRex1954]

@@paleoph6168 yah your actually right, it doesn't look like PS2 graphics at least

[@Mr_Crocodile_56]

Watched the google drive version in full. Now watching the youtube version on the background while I do other stuff so that the algorithm won't kick your ass.

[@mastathrash5609]

Extra comment for the Gorythm which is my Chinese ripoff of King Kong except he came to reality from the metaverse. Shit we need a crowd source RickRaptor low budget Dino movie! When I win the lottery, I’ll fund it myself

[@Limedea]

Just did the same.

[@jurgen1395]

The ed the badass quadrilogy is complete

[@AubreyCasler-c3p]

And we still use Speckles the Tarbosaurus after 5 years

[@jurgen1395]

@ it’s a classic

[@AubreyCasler-c3p]

@jurgen1395 I hope Ocean Man is still around

[@jurgen1395]

@ obviously

[@potatoeater4838]

HE’S BACK! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

[@Tarbtano]

Holy shit the sheer audacity on that thumbnail

[@C-Farsene_5]

Basedness 100

[@CoralReaper707]

Chinese dinosaur movies? Imma grah the popcorn. Edit: nice usage of the treasures of ruin theme

[@TheAnimalKingdom-tq3sz]

Ah yes, China. Nothing really happened while you're at the square, doesn't it?

[@TieYourLaurenDown]

Just gonna leave this version running in the background for that sweet, sweet watch time

[@GoGojiraGo]

When the world needed him most, he returned. Welcome back, Ed the Badass.

[@pandemicphilly60]

This is the hypest series on the web. I don't know why I haven't subscribed yet.

[@BrokeProductions]

“Maybe this is the world’s first trilogy consisting of two movies” *Thankskilling has entered the chat*

[@ohmspino]

OH yeah!

[@nova-koi]

hi green spino man

[@zaragozrex]

It's a Christmas miracle! Rick has returned!

[@lurchschubser3510]

Seeing a snake monster that isn't evil is Kind of refreshing. Always thought it was wierd that snakes are seen as evil when they really don't do anything

[@Algeriawindows69]

except some being the size of crocs and having venom no animal can survive

[@lurchschubser3510]

@Algeriawindows69 exept that this Kind of snake doesn't exist. And even if they did exist, they still wouldn't be evil

[@vaggos2003]

No real-life animal is genuinely evil.

[@Voidmaster2812]

It’s been way too long since I watched a RickRaptor video! Great to hear you again 😊

[@GogetaVegeth98]

i think i'll go watch some of these movies myself, they honestly look and sound hella fun! Great video!

[@vaggos2003]

That might just be the greatest comment under this review.

[@paleomiguel]

You know, the copyright barrier actually made for an interesting dynamic, since I can watch the original Google Drive version, and then rewatch the slide show version for alternative jokes.

[@mr.maip_macrothorax]

0:53 I’ve never seen worse photoshopping than a Jurassic world baryonx head being plastered onto a disproportionate Rex body 🎉😂😂

[@thesnuggler9606]

I'm a simple man. RickRaptor posts, and I watch.

[@serpenticular6990]

HELL YEAH HE'S BACK

[@craniumssuperburger7749]

I love the line "It's Prehistoric Beelzebufo indeed" with this abomination just chilling outside a window.

[@Pigeonhunter15]

Definitively reading the RickRaptor's letterbox worth it

[@tjarkschweizer]

I did not expect Steven He to show up.

[@mastathrash5609]

This was his Tyson/Paul fight. My bro needed/wanted the money😅. (And hey, I would to) Somebody’s got a roast him and cause emotional damage for this. I had no idea he was even in movies.😂

[@AverageNetizen7908]

Steven He is an actor and the movie got mentioned in one of his Reddit meme reviews kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZipeX98ptScqMk&feature=shared

[@-Surely-]

I thought i was going insane when i noticed those movies.

[@SnorgYippee]

Perfect thing to wake up to

[@TubbyTarchia]

The crocodile doing a feline roar made me laugh too much

[@tm43977]

Chinese Dinosaur movies review let's goooo

[@kinjapleb4228]

Just watched the unedited version, and wow, these movies are amazing compared to what you usually review. The CGI is genuinely not bad, the characters are likeable, and the stories actually incorporate alot of action and aren't boring. Sure, the last one wasn't up to par but I'd still put it above movies like Jurassic City.

[@pandemicphilly60]

I watched a good dozen of these last Christmas. It was like finding something I didn't know I was missing all my life.

[@serpentine8229]

He has woken up to give us this amazing vid.

[@Ne0NDino]

Where have I been for the past 5 years, my glorious king, RickRaptor105..

[@godzilla44556]

The goat is back

[@GTSE2005]

17:20 The set looks like how an AI would reconstruct a dinosaur fossil site

[@kannonlewis4183]

Ah the Treasures of Ruin. Glorious music choice

[@kgmc29]

My favorite Rick has returned

[@PetrWaldmann-gb8fp]

Richard Raptor reviews bad chinese dinosaur movies! It's a Smismass bloody miracle!!!

[@cjbroskin1327]

My mind fogged for a minute looking at the thumbnail thinking you were going to review Dragon Wars, realised it wasn't that (Ithe video's brilliant so far) but lo and behold a Dragon Wars reference 13:38, i have no idea what's happening anymore.

[@Jul-fu4yu]

Man the American budget movies wish they we’re this creative as these films

[@Ramsimation]

My social credit score is too low to watch these

[@Macepanda_]

9:22 Tbh I'd watch Metamorphosis over Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom any day

[@larrymantic2635]

Same

[@fangedwolf4581]

Really enjoy his german accent.

[@SAGOTO2006]

Long time Rick :)

[@blackdragon5274]

Watching both versions to give you the watch time 😊

[@ProfessorRugops]

9:10 Wo Chien jumpscare live reaction:

[@cyrilsnest2772]

Fr fr

[@Smdvjgv]

The legend has returned

[@wyattblack2403]

I watched the download version first, but I'm stop going to watch it here to support your channel.

[@JunglusKaijuFan250]

Glad to see you again old friend

[@jiroproduction8831]

Wake up, Rickraptor105 has returned!

[@digital_dinosaurs]

Honestly I kind of prefer this as a slideshow, the 'om nom nom' and 'sniff sniff sniff' were much funnier and more engaging ways of getting across the generic dinosaur actions being described and we didn't have to suffer through the Beelzebufo's jumping animation. I checked it out against your recommendation and... yeah.

[@yissibiiyte]

Christmas is very early this year

[@demencianowandforever2786]

uuuuuh my sunday is evolving to something beautiful ;)

[@TenRexy]

Yay, another Rick video,this is before I’ve seen the movement but the CGI looks more impressive then those low budget America movies except for monster attack 3

[@beastmaster0934]

20:40 It looks more like the Tarbosaurus from Camp Cretaceous.

[@rayray2131]

JOOOOO! HEEEEEE ISSSS BAAAACK! And he even is companied by the treasures of ruins

[@dagoodboy6424]

The realest raptor spittin. Lets go.

[@Psittaco]

tbh the first movie is actually genius. They knew their limitations and implemented them into the story really well

[@kevinprehm]

These chinese channels are the epitome of that one Cuphead meme

[@JurassiChaos_2000]

Babe wake up, new RickRaptor Review!

[@matem1649]

Can't wait for you to review what is essentially speckles 3

[@Santagmk0]

BABE WAKE UP RICK RAPTOR HAS POSTED

[@lunaitor-uq9hz]

I want to see more of Metamorphosis Not-Indoraptor, if the Godzilla community can go crazy with evolutions for Shin Godzilla, i want the dinosaur community to do the same for that guy

[@mastathrash5609]

I honestly need Rick raptor to review Shin Godzilla. Maybe for next April fools. I know it’s not a dinosaur movie but you just gotta!!

[@dontaskmeagain4091]

33:16 saddest part of the video 😢

[@SlobodanLjusic]

20:57 10/10 sound effects

[@ivanlol7153]

The guy in Snake 3 went on a note run.

[@paleoph6168]

Given the content of this video, I'm not sure if this is a Christmas miracle, or a curse. 4:08 Ed returns! Hopefully Ein is with her. (reference to a show, hehe) 6:05 Jack Horner?! Aw hell naaaaw 7:15 I could the same for me. It's quite refreshing to see a low budget dinosaur movie have a plot that is a bit more believable and subversive. Key word though, *quite.* This is not a very high bar the movie managed to clear. 10:51 Reminds me of the episode in Primeval where a future predator chased James Lester, and one of the scenes took place in the gym of the Arc. 15:48 Well, while I have not watched the movie yet, I did burst out laughing with some of the things you described about it. Man, this video is actually getting to a good start. I guess this really is a Christmas miracle. 16:57 "NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!!" 21:25 "Sir, a second dinosaur has arrived, and it's me." *proceeds to eat bush jr 22:54 Wow, after hearing your concluding statements on the third movie, these productions don't sound too bad (still not a high bar though)! 26:52 Steven He?!! 27:17 OMG you're right! 31:43 Oh well, save the worst for last. The fourth one always had to be a bummer, huh? I guess Mista was right. 32:52 Man, that was brutal.

[@unicornjantan4426]

the "indominus imperator" title goes so hard.....wtf

[@suave_129]

Starting the video off with The Ruinous Quartet theme, such a banger

[@dtm4631]

3:49 and we already have a rex doing the magic door trick lol

[@ThatRaptorRPGguy]

In all honesty the dinosaur models in these films are actually decent for a Chinese movie, also I'm sure then calling the spiky T. Rex an: "Indominus" is probably a translating issue.

[@racingraptor4758]

About translation it might be the case. On AliExpress half of the dinosaur figures are named indominus or dragon

[@ThatRaptorRPGguy]

@racingraptor4758 Precisely, I went on Aliexpress once and I kid you not I saw a bootleg of a Papo Stegosaur and it was surprisingly yellow like butter yellow and it was labelled: "The spiky Taylor dragon"

[@animinebro]

Oh mai God. He's back

[@DampNoodles]

Watching both versions so you can passive aggressively annoy china, and still help RickRaptors analytics 🗿🗿

[@Emeraldy399]

HE'S BACK!!!

[@zandorvorkov7257]

Metamorphosis and Snake 3 freakin' rock! Most fun I've had with monster movies in a long time. I watched them on Tubi.

[@Iguanodon-fb7rs]

26:52 Wtf, is that Steven He ? Omg it actually is wth.

[@RobertHolt-eo3kx]

Return of the King

[@Lookoutforthetrain2010]

No not Jack Horner

[@hunterc7679]

NOOO RICK DONT POST THE SQUARE YOULL LOSE ALL SOCIAL CREDIT 😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭

[@MightyMecha]

Rick I have to give you props for not referencing a (c e r t a i n m a n g a) when reviewing metamorphosis, very based.

[@Xenofilmsproductions]

On the topic of Dinosaur World and why it’s more held back than Jurassic Games is actually quite simple, if a bit depressing. China’s rules on what can be shown on film are super strict, making the Hayes code more laxed in comparison, and because of this, films can’t show certain things like actors with tattoos. What’s worse is that what can and can’t be shown is always changing, thus low budget films like this have to tip toe with these laws so the films can exist in the first place.

[@stripeproductionsofficialreal]

18:38 I’ve never played Monster Hunter before but that frog looks like it would fit right into the game.

[@TamerGhaniKSW]

As someone who has. You're giving that frog too much credit

[@stripeproductionsofficialreal]

Your comment proves to me how little I know about it lol.

[@LordSpinus]

0:31 Finally, bootleg of a bootleg.

[@SherlandShrouht-esse]

We’ve been eating good this year! Wait wth Monsters Attack 3 is actually so fire? Glad I decided to watch it before continuing this video.

[@evodolka]

The treasures of ruin theme works way too well here

[@Mac14329]

Very wise to use Google Drive to get around copyright issues.

[@pedrord19]

20:01 - So they really ripped of DreamWorks' "Book of Dragons", because, Jesus Christ, that's totally the Venus Snaptrapper Dragon.

[@TamerGhaniKSW]

I wonder if it still smells like chocolate

[@pedrord19]

@TamerGhaniKSW In the original, probablly ... On most of these movies, smells more like shit, maybe. 😅

[@captainstroon1555]

I'll take the full Google Drive experience, but I'll mute this video and leave it running for the watchtime

[@simonedangelo1308]

He's back

[@ProfessorRugops]

0:03 Why is Chi-Yu in a Rickraptor review video?

[@ProfessorRugops]

15:30 I refuse to believe this movie isn’t made by someone who wanted a genuine parody of Dinosaurs films.

[@cryoking5025]

6:11 Any time I watch a documentary from the early 2000’s

[@vivone7671]

Merry chrismas

[@goldfishmentality]

There's no way they convinced Steven He to do this shit 💀

[@eybaza6018]

The CCP paycheck must have been plentiful

[@Erik-n5z]

26:42 can't belive they got Steven He to be in the movie omg.

[@YodaOnABender]

Asian low budget dinosaur movie channels trying not to use photoshopped screen caps from Jurassic World for their thumbnails: 😰

[@Joseph_Productions6]

YOURE BACK YAY-

[@n1Ce911]

FINALY YOU ARE BACK

[@theheadlessglen]

Been a hot minute since I’ve watch one of your videos, hope you are doing well

[@breakfast_man2]

Not going to lie I'm actually a bit of a fan of the big snake franchise😂😂😂