MORE JURASSIC KRAP - Rick Raptor Reviews

[@raptordaptor476]

Also the full movie of Saurians is actually on KZbin for free

[@RickRaptor105]

YOU

[@lost-Eclipse]

thank you for "blessing" us soldier

[@CoralReaper707]

@@lost-Eclipse indeed

[@t-rexfan650]

OMG YOU

[@Caratrox]

@@raptordaptor476 DA FACK?

[@gyaosblack4504]

Rick is actually a Pillar Man, a god among us who takes a nap for years and then awakens

[@osta1550]

Here comes the among us reference comments

[@thedoigster6908]

Ayayayayayy

[@sparxy3487]

Amongus?

[@umcaraqualquer9555]

among us

[@mathaijacob1345]

@@osta1550 i couldn't agree more

[@skullgirls-chan7128]

Its been months, years, decades And when the world needed him the most The legend returned

[@saiamar10]

And Centuries

[@mauriciomacedo6673]

It’s literally been 5 months

[@keironknapp7070]

@@mauriciomacedo6673 it's a joke

[@mauriciomacedo6673]

@@keironknapp7070 shhh

[@keironknapp7070]

@@mauriciomacedo6673 what did I say

[@darisugljesa3089]

Finaly after all these months... THE LEGEND HIMSELF HAS RETURNED

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

And so have the likes

[@user-gf8gi8oh8l]

"We drilled too deep!" "They dug too deep" "WE ARE INCREASING THE SPEED OF THE DEPTH OF THE DRILLING" - actor people

[@CoralReaper707]

That phrase alone feels like an innuendo

[@cursee8025]

"Keep the drilling at peak pace" definitely is.

[@kinjapleb4228]

Why am I more excited for this than so many other channels???

[@hhhhdoesthings2981]

Because these the best ones

[@cintronproductions9430]

Because Rick delivers a unique brand of hilarious quality content unlike no other.

[@Karangool]

I am also quite stoked for the reurn of Rick Raptor

[@Mical21]

When the world needed him most… He came back to get angry at bad Dino movies

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Yes

[@thepug1936]

@@chadgorosaurus4898 nice username 👌

[@RickRaptor105]

29:56 Well, they actually did it, they put this in a major Hollywood studio movie

[@ZombieChicken1310]

The t-rex has the actual model of Rexy from JP. And for some reason generic little quadrupedal dinosaurs and a giant octopus got into the modern era. So this Meg 2 is actually Primeval

[@liopleurodonthedinoman3637]

@@ZombieChicken1310 if you want to think that than you can

[@CoralReaper707]

I'd like to see you review the meg novel, ngl.

[@raptorblack2269]

Well, this was planned in the first Meg movie but they didn't do because they feared that the public would take the scene as an attack against Jurassic World

[@liopleurodonthedinoman3637]

@@raptorblack2269 which it wouldn’t because other pieces of media like Speckles the Tarbosaurus did this

[@clairedatsaurian]

RickRaptor105: Uploads a video Literally the entire comment section: Return of the King

[@kentrosaurusboi3909]

RickRaptor105: Shows his face for the first time in a video. The entire comment section: Nah, I didn't see that, great vid tho!

[@clairedatsaurian]

I don’t think that was him, the lip sync seemed kinda off and the audio sounded too ‘pre-recorded’

[@kentrosaurusboi3909]

@@clairedatsaurian ig so, (sorry if that felt rough, I'm still watching the video lol)

[@clairedatsaurian]

You’re fine

[@bagea]

true

[@JurassicClark96]

Having a good day whenever RickRaptor uploads can't be a coincidence

[@TorosauresRULES]

The way ya put fallen Kingdom in that list makes ya a legend

[@Godzilla-jr5gi]

Yep and screw all fallen kingdom defenders

[@flightlesslord2688]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ima just throw this out there... Maisie's a good character, and arguably the best child character in the franchise, and her being a clone makes more sense than a cloned t-rex, and its done really well, and the foreshadowing and reveal is great... In a story about the dangers of gene tech they of course should address its involvement with humans as this is becoming something real, and they did it pretty much perfectly. No super soldiers, no clone army, just a Father who didnt want to loose his daughter. The dinosaur designs are shit though, and some of its really dumb (especially the smile without the context of the indoraptor's trauma, why that scene was removed, i have no clue). But, its far from without merits and is less of just a summer block buster than Jurassic World, which is more like a high budget B-Movie............. Though, his use of it here. Thats fair

[@rjhamler5324]

Ya know I was gona leave a long comment to say how bad the movie is but in short I would of said about the entier movie so to save time yes it stinks and I loved it when he put it in the worst Jurassic ripoffs lol! But ya lockwoods pillow death worst kill ever in the franchise cause it wasent caused by a dinosaur fight me on that at least in the novel Hammond got eaten by compys and his lost world sickness was real to his actors condition rip but a pillow death in a Jurassic film unacceptable.

[@cintronproductions9430]

I like Fallen Kingdom but that still made me lose it, LOL. Rick's brand of comedy is golden and unmatched. XD

[@flightlesslord2688]

@@rjhamler5324 really, you're saying that was worse than the gymnastics killing a raptor? Aight

[@linusmarheineke7092]

We waited for ages but finally when we had lost all hope he returned

[@benpalmieri6409]

I actually got Raptor Ranch as a gift for my friend once and, remarkably, he’s still friends with me

[@dubuyajay9964]

:-0

[@jameswilliams2075]

I'm the type of person who loves thease movies so your friend might be like me

[@Iseonix]

tbh, its the least worst movie out of thede

[@kaneko.ayano.20X]

_It was so hilarious seeing you go nuts over that T-rex toy that these films overused._

[@jeakaydee7177]

I am so sad that the T-rex didn't force-choke someone and make a bad dad joke. That would've redeemed the movie to at least the level of an Adam Sandler movie.

[@tyrannapusandfriends6254]

Your idea for a megalodon fetus killing someone actually sounds really good. Make sure someone doesn’t steal that without credit

[@Insert_name_here2024]

Actually I think primeval already did that

[@byzantineboi8345]

At this point Rick should make his own karp dinosaur movie, it be 10 times better than this garbage

[@gob1598]

That would be a waist of time

[@gob1598]

Because you cant get worse than this

[@gob1598]

(1 years later) I was so wrong

[@RLCates]

Yes

[@JellyGeneral47]

The first Jurassic krap movie I watched was Raptor Ranch and I am now excited to see Rick review it. I turned my self into a velociraptor Morty, I’m Raptor Rick!

[@canethevelociraptor501]

"Mark Polonio should be charged with 8 crimes against movie making" He should also be charged with a restraining order

[@milestailsprower3391]

31:58 daww that shark is just adorable 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😄😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@Caratrox]

Your kidding right?

[@CoralReaper707]

​@@Caratroxthey probably are.

[@craniumssuperburger7749]

"Sharks can get pretty big, especially if they're the alpha male." I wanna find those people who made the bs Alpha Wolf expirement and show them the Damage they've Wrought

[@austinhinton3944]

Even the guy who started that whole ‘Alpha Wolf’ thing later admitted he was wrong after doing research on wild wolf populations rather than zoo wolves (which were just a random assortment of unrelated wolves not a natural pack)

[@Tareltonlives]

It's even funnier when FEMALE sharks are the larger ones

[@rosenrot234]

Deep Blue the great white would laugh her ass off at the alpha male comment if that were possible

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@Tareltonlives Alpha female? Tf if I know.

[@irongodzilla1635]

what? whats wrong with alpha wolf. theres always some alpha in a pack of wolves

[@potatogodzilla6492]

My favorite moment of this video is 31:15. The delivery is actually pretty good when taken out of context and could be used to great affect in an animation.

[@WasThisMail]

Rick doing the lord’s work by enduring these “movies”

[@TehMecheon]

I lost it at the Ark Megalodon showing up. I know the exact model rip they've used even, because it greyscales out the colourmaps

[@gabriellittle2827]

Same with me man I am pissed as hell Thankfully that model’s outdated😅

[@chonkeyrex7688]

😭😭😭

[@alexm7950]

I love that the mercenaries are using WW2 US weapons. (Thompsons, M3 Grease gun and BARs) The grease gun is also in the last one too!

[@dubuyajay9964]

If I was a merc I wouldn't turn down a BAR. Those things are amazing!

[@abrahamlincoln9160]

I love how Megalosaurus is the main antagonist of RAPTOR ranch

[@SeanRey821]

That breakdown on the shark tho

[@wickedprophet2375]

I’m sorry Rick, I usually agree w you, but snake outta Compton is an absolute banger! I love that movie and it has nothing to do with the fact I grew up on sci fi original films.

[@tyrannosaurusrex8183]

33:26 Whales: about 50 million years old Dinosaurs: about *220 million years old*

[@benblair7883]

Whales are mammals, how it existed before the dinosaurs!! It’s so wrong, Mark shouldn’t make a horror movie again with prehistoric animals.

[@gergopiroska5749]

@@benblair7883 although mammals existed before dinosaurs

[@benblair7883]

@@gergopiroska5749 I meant the whales.

[@gabriellittle2827]

@@gergopiroska5749 That’s also wrong Mammals are only 200 million years old Dinosaurs are more 240 million years old

[@gergopiroska5749]

@@gabriellittle2827 if we count stem mammals then im correct

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

"Whales are older than dinosaurs" They gave up making this movie

[@Bagelgeuse]

Nah, they gave up half way through writing the script.

[@prosto-random]

​@@Bagelgeuse Nah. They gave up before Even making this movie

[@2edwardjohnsonYT]

chadgorosaurus i literally see you everywhere man

[@reaperking1024]

23:33 I like your cut g 😂

[@AlvinNguyen2008]

Imagine if there was Jurassic Rick raptor

[@GTSE2005]

Imagine if there was a Jurassic Rick Astley

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

And he say swear word too

[@FangsALot]

Glad to see you upload again! And take the bullet of reviewing these movies for us all (rip Rick we hardly had you back among the living)

[@jameslomax8297]

33:26 "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" Edit: 35:42 I am speechless

[@NanuqEditzS]

14:00 The Raptor that is suppose to be in Jurassic World: Dominion is Atrociraptor not Deinonychus

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

One series of dinosaur films that I hope you can cover is a trilogy of short films from the 1980s starring Gary Owens and Eric Boardman More Dinosaurs Dinosaurs Dinosaurs Dinosaurs Son of Dinosaurs These 3 short film were my first exposure to dinosaurs. They are classic, very educational, entertaining, and the soundtrack is amazing. Im genuinely shocked and confused as to how and why nobody talks about these 3 films. And quite clearly, I feel you would be the best person to shed some light on this ancient trilogy.

[@Tareltonlives]

Man, they were my childhood

[@novakhin1642]

du musstest leiden damit wir hier lachen können. Danke Held.

[@spidertheo3613]

Yay, noch ein Deutscher!

[@DonKrieg-382]

keiner ist deutsch

[@Caratrox]

His rant on Jurassic shark 2 is basically the dehydration gun incident before the dehydration gun incident.

[@cheezepizzaman4032]

Rick raptor deserves a medal of honor for going out of his way to watch this

[@mileyl9183]

Always a great time when Rick uploads... See you all in a few more months

[@argon2532]

Jurassic Shark and its sequels are an avengers-level threat.

[@manchungus3486]

Mark clearly has a bright future in the amazon warehouse.

[@jazathoth7313]

Missed opportunity to call this video Jurassic Krap: The Lost Patience

[@oliverqueen474]

Jurassic Krap /// Jurassic Krud Jurassic Krud: Failures of Films Jurassic Krud: Da End

[@michaelyu2744]

28:07 that actually made me laugh like a madman

[@Amos_Slade]

Ark fans when they see the Meg "look at how they massacred my boy"

[@finn9396]

My exact reaction

[@milchpulverkakao4917]

It‘s worth waiting 5 months for a video like this keep them coming

[@mister3horn153]

Such an underrated channel. I always get excited when I see you upload.

[@canaldryossauro6604]

65 million years then you come back right? RAPTOR :V

[@dinotony7619]

I could listen to Rick raptor shouting “WHAT” everyday

[@benduck3551]

I know people say they don’t like ricks voice but I think it actually pritty cool. Better then American accents

[@xenomorphking1595]

Hey Rick I recently watched primeval for the first time. I FUCKING LOVED IT!

[@gabriellannon3860]

I have waited years for this moment

[@geberlan]

I lost my sides to the orbit in that "I like your cut, G" scene 🤣

[@bigchungus6853]

34:44 THAT'S A PRIMAL CARNAGE CARNOTAURUS NOISE WHAT THE HECK LOL

[@carter9834]

Babe wake up, Rick raptor uploaded

[@LilElorm]

Do a review of When dinosaurs Ruled the earth

[@jacobcox4565]

9:34 I think it's called "Conservation of Ninjutsu" or something like that, named after those martial arts movies where the protagonist has trouble fighting one ninja but then fights a large group of ninjas effortlessly.

[@GoGojiraGo]

I love how the last movie sends Rick into a gibbering rage.

[@GTSE2005]

Therapist: Shark eggs on land aren't real, they can't hurt you 35:40

[@ERS127]

At one point in Jurassic shark 2 (The scene with the black guy on the dock) they used the sound of The Tonglegrop from the eternal cylinder spitting acid

[@retrowiktor]

This video is a masterpiece- Great Job Rick !

[@luqmanhakim009]

30:05 THEY USED THE FRICKING TRICKY SOUND EFFECT

[@_-Emerald-_]

Finally someone notices that I thought I was the only one

[@TheEmperorYTP]

The first time I watched Jurassic Galaxy I knew it would end up on your channel lol

[@QuokkaCore]

I love how much emotion Rick put into the Jurassic Shark 2 review LMFAO.

[@colk5373]

“Finely crafted fetish film” Well, let’s see how finely crafted Jurassic shark is- oh it still isn’t

[@nargiaz]

nice pfp lmao

[@troppie7823]

@@nargiaz Where is it from?

[@Torontoian007]

I remember having an Extinction: Jurassic predators poster next to my bed along with a a poster that was included in one of my dinosaur books, but I never got to watch that movie

[@petersmythe6462]

"It can only see directly in front of it." Lol, I don't have predator vision at all, 82 degree binocular field of view vs 120 as the human norm, but I'm still at least 27 above the highest estimated value for T. Rex. Dinosaurs had pretty poor binocular vision in general and good peripheral vision. I do not think that is gonna work.

[@austinhinton3944]

Tyrannosaurus actually had the best binocular vision of any known theropod. Which makes the whole ‘it can’t see you if you don’t move’ thing all the more stupid.

[@GatorMilk]

The Ram Ranch intro had me pissing myself I didn't expect it

[@rockettbennett]

“18 NAKED DINOSAURS AT RAPTOR RANCH!”

[@OG.Trippster]

When he named all the movies in the intro my dude said "Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom" LOL

[@TS-7864]

I like that among the movies he mentions in the intro, there's jurassic world, fallen kingdom XD, nice detail

[@sabsfazbear7592]

Glad you're back, hearing you review movies is always entertaining

[@Logan_The_GiraGoji]

16:06 Megalosaurus has a forked tongue? Did the writers even know that Dinosaurs are not lizards or snakes, but actually they're related to birds?

[@cintronproductions9430]

They couldn't even decide if that was a Megalosaurus or an Acrocanthosaurus cuz they called it by both names in the same movie, so clearly whoever did this movie knows nothing about dinosaurs. XD

[@Logan_The_GiraGoji]

@@cintronproductions9430 true

[@rahnal21]

Considering the image of Megalosaurus is also sort of quadrupedal, I think it is meant to be one of those old images from when the first prehistoric creatures were discovered and were thought to be big lizards (but maid specifically for this movie cause other wise, it would be a large hunchback lizard).

[@gergopiroska5749]

Technically they are related to lizards and snakes too They are more closely related to birds because birds are actually still living dinosaurs (just check up on a taxonomy tree)

[@Insert_name_here2024]

No. They clearly didn't

[@darthkrayt5535]

Rick you absolute madman. God bless ya.

[@DEATHBRINGER795]

5:09 Oh My God it’s Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunter

[@Sauron_the_Alien]

Ye

[@Bagelgeuse]

Oh yeah. Didn't the lore of that game involve a planet with aliens on it that looked like dinosaurs? I barely remember, it's been like 10 years since I last played the game.

[@rahnal21]

Rick just insulted the entire Carnivores Dinosaur hunt fandom

[@MajungaDude]

I love how he added, Jurassic World fallen Kingdom at the beginning

[@Cdr2002]

11:19 surprised the JP fandom bait joke wasn’t about the Fallen Kingdom allosaurus design

[@GTSE2005]

Jurassic Galaxy's concept was actually quite good, it had a lot of potential that was wasted

[@Tareltonlives]

Planet of Dinosaurs is slightly better

[@blakewinter1657]

HOLY CRAP RICK RAPTOR LIVES! Like One Eye, he always comes back!

[@Gen_ShadowCompany_203]

His criticism is more better written than the films he reviews

[@Sauron_the_Alien]

Facts

[@Gen_ShadowCompany_203]

@@Sauron_the_Alien I think the Jurassic Shark film killed most of his brain cells

[@Sauron_the_Alien]

@@Gen_ShadowCompany_203 poor guy

[@Gen_ShadowCompany_203]

@@Sauron_the_Alien But alas, it makes his rants funnier

[@hungryfilms3707]

I love the subtle mention of fallen kingdom along side all the other shit

[@SIMBA-tq2ch]

Yep fallen kingdom is the worst jurassic park movie ever

[@Bagelgeuse]

@@SIMBA-tq2ch Eh, I think Jurassic World 1 is the worst: a decent concept turned into a budget Jurassic Park. At least JW2 tried to do its own thing (with the gothic horror atmosphere, which did create some aesthetically pleasing scenes). Still sucked though.

[@DEATHBRINGER795]

THE RETURN OF THE KING

[@suchomimustenerensis]

Aw shit,here we go again

[@strategicgamingwithaacorns2874]

With the sole exception of _Jurassic Games_ in the first video, every movie shown in the _Jurassic Krap_ series is MST3K-worthy.

[@GTSE2005]

Wait... why do I feel like I saw the protagonist of Jurassic Predator in Jurassic City before?

[@prosto-random]

28:20 i have just noticed, that poster says "dinosaur from the deep" *Insert "WHAT" sound effect*

[@RafuStudio]

The last film really give you mental breakdown

[@silverdaleks1]

I'm board of seeing that bloody Papo T-rex on various merchandise too -_-

[@natalienussbaum1155]

You are braver than me dude, my friend and I tried making it through Speckles and barely survived. We couldn't make it through these schlockfests.

[@donovanrooney4077]

Nice music for when reviewing Raptor Ranch! Grant McDonald needs to rewrite the song with big buff hard raptors.

[@mechanicobra]

Oh my god they stole the Megalodon from fucking Ark! That's just.....I'm speechless... Always good to see more videos from the legend himself again

[@Cool_Kid95]

HE’S FINALLY BACK! It brings me tears!

[@jozzyalthefool9273]

You putting Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom in the sea of bad ripoffs made me laugh way too much

[@darthplagueis13]

I long for the day someone actually dares making a Jurassic Carp movie instead. Just imagine the title: "Jurassic Carp: Beast with Barbels"

[@darthplagueis13]

The plot would be based on a recent upload by australian youtuber I did a Thing who went to hunt carp in order to recreate a dish from a stolen north korean cook book. Alas, once he arrives at the heavily polluted water....

[@CJCroen1393]

The terrible shark effects in Jurassic Shark 2 had me laughing my ass off 🤣

[@HungrySharkGamerthesharkojira]

Woah woah woah wait did I hear jurrasic world fallen kingdom in the intro of bad rippoffs but that’s a part of the jurrasic park franchise

[@ulty1472]

I love how he casually says shark babies abort their siblings while still inside their mother

[@edgarvelez9495]

I feel like Jurassic shark wasn’t supposed to be a Jurassic park ripoff but a jaws rippoff

[@djangomarshall1580]

I’ve been waiting for someone to talk about the Papo T-Rex

[@redRuxx]

0:36 Walking With Dinosaurs is on the list 💀

[@dinomation]

The king has returned