Roscoe she’s a ten, but…

[@rolandomota9836]

"I wanna be mid-stroke when I have a stroke" that shit is GOLD....🤣🤣🤣

[@tonyc.4528]

A 65 year old fella I worked with went out with a heart attack, in the saddle, with a 45 year old....way to go buddy!!!

[@MamaMOB]

And she got the story of a lifetime!

[@kramnull8962]

@@MamaMOB At least she could get a lifetime valium prescription after that...

[@justinchesley5117]

she can now say its so good itll kill ya

[@Beer-can_full_of_toes]

I’ve heard women brag about that happening. “This here is so good it might KILL you!” Lol

[@keithmays8076]

Reminds me of this old moonshiner by the name of Doctor Bush. The first time I met him he was about 60 with a 17 yr old girlfriend. Built like a grain silo. I was 14 at the time and knew the birds and bees but the math here was really confusing. So I asked him if he had any problems with her being that young and him being that old, and he said to me, "As long as I can get my vitamin E, she's getting her vitamin D." My jaw hit the floor with that. Dad laughed asking, "But ain't it risk to be with a girl like that?" Doctor Bush grinned saying, "Well, if she dies, she dies." Never met a dirtier old man than him since.

[@fluffypanda17]

The older I get... the more Roscoe makes 1000% sense lmao

[@thanosetsitty1896]

Yep, me too. 😂

[@dionnefycf799]

Roscoe killed me with those phrases “I wanna be mid stroke having a stroke”🤣🤣💀

[@ParadigmUnkn0wn]

I never knew Roscoe was such an avid golfer! It takes a true aficionado to want to go out mid-stroke like that.

[@tuckersabath2099]

Just be glad he hasnt nastered the selfie.

[@tuckersabath2099]

...while on the driving range

[@sumduma55]

@@tuckersabath2099 nastered. I hope that was intentional.

[@tuckersabath2099]

@@sumduma55 it was

[@johndemore6402]

Roscoe is a true sage philosopher and the original player

[@kramnull8962]

Wasn't no playin. It was leg humping or else!

[@easternoutdoorsman2521]

Once you hit a certain age Roscoe ain't wrong lol.

[@JenGrant71711]

Agreed! Lol ❤️ 😆 🤣

[@Jjay-tw1yy]

fucken true

[@Bloodbain88]

I'm 33 and agree with Roscoe.

[@grumpy2388]

Im with Roscoe

[@medicbabe2ID]

J6st like Ricky to not get it, lol

[@benrichey2593]

Look at Roscoe being the modern male role model, emphasizing the importance of enthusiastic consent. We stan a king.

[@willieearles3151]

lol

[@Joe_Dirt82]

Roscoes motto... "18-80, blind crippled crazy. If they can't walk ill drag em."

[@phredphlintstone6455]

Can't talk even better

[@anthonystahl8996]

Refer to my comment, is a bit better imo 👍

[@Joe_Dirt82]

@@anthonystahl8996 forgot that big or small part. Been years since I heard it

[@robthomas3664]

A hole and a heartbeat! Heartbeat negotiable, anything more is a bonus!

[@kramnull8962]

Through the mud through the dirt, through the weeds through the trees and all the way across the sea. There's panties droppin or else she's gone.

[@briangarrow448]

I had a boss who introduced me to his gorgeous wife. I was working at his lumber mill. He ate at McDonald’s every day as long as I knew him. And he smiled every day when he drove home.

[@Jjay-tw1yy]

can you blame him!

[@raykings5244]

People complain about settling. But there is no such thing as perfect. You gotta hold certain Ls sometimes.

[@charlieodom9107]

I had a boss that lived with 2 strippers and he was never unhappy to go home!

[@aaronsmall1394]

​@@charlieodom9107 can you blame him thousands of dollars a night being brought into the house I'd be happy too.....bet you didn't see that coming

[@charlieodom9107]

@@aaronsmall1394 that makes zero sense. The women's money was theirs, not his, so how much they made meant nothing.

[@kickbackcrochet]

Roscoe is every one of my cranky old man patients. They are my favorite...as long as they get their coffee at 0400. His reasoning is hilarious but also accurate.

[@SG84]

I gotta say beau!! I love the hell outta your comedy! Keep on doing what you're doing.. Thank you for being who you are!!!

[@pappapandagamer7438]

Roscoe is the wisest person I have heard of yet. He has his priorities straight!

[@angrycrusader3926]

"I want to be mid stroke, and have a fucking Stroke that how I want to go out!" Well I now know what to put of my Fathers new t-shirts for his birthday!

[@fredschroederjr9716]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Y2KNW]

If she lets you hit it when you want, she's automatically a 7, minimum. Billy's standards are way too high.

[@mattbowerman]

when i want? fuck thats close to ten territory lol

[@aaronsmall1394]

Only thing make it a solid 10 is if she'll let me hit no matter were we are

[@heathb4319]

And watch the ladies that are a 5 or less line up at Roscoe's to feel better about themselves. This man is a genius.

[@swaghauler8334]

Lining up because Roscoe has a good job, is in reasonably decent shape (because construction is like going to the gym), and is NEVER home! He's a 10 in their books!

[@anthonystahl8996]

" 18 to 80 ,crippled, blind or crazy, big or small we do em all!" You go Roscoe!

[@oldluke7653]

If it flys, floats, or fuks we are just going to rent it ☝️😩

[@kennythompson9682]

It should be "18 to 80, blind crippled crazy, short fat tall, I fuck em all"

[@aaronsmall1394]

​@@oldluke7653 I don't think you could rent.....this ain't Rent-A-Hoe

[@shonbarton3571]

You get um Roscoe! I'd prefer to be full stroke in myself when it's my time! Lol. Love this site! Happy birthday sir! Keep giving us the very best content on you tube & you'll have a lot of happy people behind whatever you do!

[@DdgeluvinHic]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Aaaaand I’m fucking dead. Roscoe, I commend you on your wisdom and sage advice for us younger men. May we ever be this wise in our lives.

[@auriceburrell8148]

Totally agree, the things they come up with I just have to watch, we all need a good laugh, with so much drama around us. Keep it up, this keeps us alive

[@angrymater13la]

LMFAO "Mild Stroke And Have A Stroke" best line I've heard in a while.

[@robshirley6324]

Damn it boy,… this shit just keep gettin better bro! I’m still rollin!! Roflmao that’s the best one yet bro!

[@gilmoremccoy6930]

Where in the world 🌍 do you come up with this hilarious funny comedy stuff with Ricky and Roscoe???😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@eaglerider1826]

As a 67 year old widowed man I can agree 100% .

[@andrewjones5752]

I've never heard it so well put.

[@ericbonanno5214]

Roscoe's wisdom knows no bounds. 🤣🤣🤣

[@trevorbass4350]

Thanks!

[@trollhunter6934]

I think Roscoe wants his last words to be " Im Coming!!" Hes so attentive!! 😂😂😂

[@rocknrollermann]

i've seen 50 vids , so far..This is the Best

[@kevinfelton689]

"I know what brought me into this world, and that's what I wanna be in when I go out of it."😅😂😅😂

[@dustinnichols6207]

Thanks for the videos keeps me going. Love the videos

[@thatoldcomicsmell56]

Being old is like being a teen. You just happy to get it no matter from who. Lol

[@teflondonii9298]

Roscoe is a BEAST🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯💯💯

[@LadyAdakStillStands]

Come home to momma Roscoe! I got you covered! 💋💋😘

[@ogcoiledmaple9564]

I’ve had that roscoe mentality since I was 17 😂

[@cjlongshank8377]

18 to 80 blind, crippled, or crazy. Rosco gets it.

[@reedr1659]

I had an older guy tell me once... actually... many times... "Lower your standards. Lower your pants." I got older. You know what? That's some pretty solid advice. 😆

[@tanmanxiii]

More Roscoe! Favorite by far. Just gotta get it in she's a 10.

[@oldschoolboxingtalk2940]

Roscoe is hilarious I think he's my favorite

[@andi8717]

"I wanna be mid-stroke and have a stroke" 🤣 I peed a little. Wow. He ain't wrong.

[@c.blakerockhart1128]

I do believe that Roscoe might be a little bit hornier than mountain goat.

[@philiphendersonjr1760]

Easily one of the funniest videos you've ever posted!!! Bravo!!! Have a stroke mud stroke is now the way I want to leave this world!

[@vagabondquerier9375]

Team Roscoe all the way!

[@Aatell764]

"I ain't going to be around to have to listen to that shit." Hahahahhaa oh fuck

[@malcolmcrank3148]

I got Rosco's thinking on this one!!! Lol I've been brought into this world by the P imma go out in one. 🤘🏾🤘🏾😜🤣🥃

[@ronhargrove1176]

Horizontal refreshment 😂😂😂😂

[@maxsheremet7856]

Always looking forward your videos ! Makes me laugh no matter what! Keep going bud 👍

[@TheMotherEarth333]

Word of wisdom from the elders...there.just no replacement for experience 🙌 👏 👌 😁😅🤣

[@Biggwoodjames]

Love the videos man keep it up!

[@glennhedgebeth8069]

Tell em 'Scoe!! Eff all that you talkin bout. "Am I gettin' da draws?"

[@zachkup6161]

"All of my friends I actually wanna do somethin with are already in a nursing home or dead." OMFG I got put into a nursing home as I aged fourty years from the sheer amount of energy I used laughing.

[@WildmanUSAF]

One of the best! Thanx, from an old construction man😅

[@michaelkeyes3856]

Mid stroke and have a stroke, sounds like HEAVEN TO ME

[@timjones8842]

Props... just absolute down right props from SC

[@westyorkshireaudit1254]

Love your content keep up the great work 👏 🤣🤣🤣

[@n8ivpower704]

"I wanna be mid-stroke, and have a stroke"💀💀💀💀💀 that killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tuckersabath2099]

Charecter development isnt something common. The depth, the distinctive personas that goes along with each filter/alter ego, its high brow stuff.

[@jackhackman7777]

Rosco's the man 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@kinggodzilla_9523]

"I wanna be mid stroke and have a stroke" 🤣🤣

[@WesleyMichael-k7m]

Roscoe does have a point with that last statement 😂🤣

[@heywardmorgan7699]

"what do I care about trauma for, I ain't gonna be here to deal with it" 😂😂😂

[@keithmays8076]

Reminds me of this old moonshiner by the name of Doctor Bush. The first time I met him he was about 60 with a 17 yr old girlfriend. Built like a grain silo. I was 14 at the time and knew the birds and bees but the math here was really confusing. So I asked him if he had any problems with her being that young and him being that old, and he said to me, "As long as I can get my vitamin E, she's getting her vitamin D." My jaw hit the floor with that. Dad laughed asking, "But ain't it risky to be with a girl like that?" Doctor Bush grinned saying, "Well, if she dies, she dies." Never met a dirtier old man than him since.

[@JR-vv3io]

Have a stroke mid stoke killed me 😅🤣😂

[@lilcsog]

Jesus christ this dude is fuckn hilarious man🤣

[@gracewthomas]

Roscoe's the man please more of him and ricky together

[@dantharin5697]

Absolutely true!! Standards... Naw don't give 2 farts. Top TEN of your posts.. Off the chain. Great stuff.

[@valaryevictoria8314]

love Roscoes philosophy

[@meyerbuttreeks8589]

Roscoe knows the secret to longevity. You gotta have something to look forward to!

[@sstsaldana24]

😆 i love this shit!! Lil ricky reminds me of a dude i worked with on the inland marine boats. The old guy reminds of the okd captains on the boats too. All they worry bout is the kitty kat and over 18!! This shit is right on the money! Those old captains are some dirty dogs!!😆 🤣 😂

[@curtiscooper3018]

Best of Ricky and Roscoe!!

[@GeekHero_Bubba]

"A NASTY TWO" 😂

[@FLOperative]

Hey man! Love your content

[@wilsonrawlin8547]

ROSCOE YOU SAID IT BROTHER!! BEST ONE YET!

[@MrScooter46290]

Haha, ive lived this since i knew what to do. T&A is for the kids, all V for me

[@davidshumski4629]

Never the no pants dance before. I learn so much from you guys

[@unstoppablefma9054]

The monster that would be created if you died mid strock 🤣😂🤣 "I'm so good, his soul tapped out!"

[@Floridamancan]

Roscoe is just living the good life. I am 30 and i live like roscoe 😂

[@Sman7290]

Roscoe's got his priorities straight. Trust me.

[@michaelbowers8837]

Great job Rocco 👍 now ask Ricky the same questions 😝

[@patrickjohnson4975]

I love it! Roscoe is the truth!

[@brentjenkinsdesigns]

Roscoe says "18 to 80, blind crippled or crazy if they cant walk or crawl he'll drag'em" Lol.

[@raptor_toes9852]

Roscoe " All my friends are dead or in a nursing home" OMG pissed myself laughing..........

[@marcminor7049]

Roscoe is right, all that extra sh*t is irrelevant once you get at a certain age in life. As long as she's willing, then he's able!

[@bryarbenton7380]

In Roscoe we trust !!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stonecoal28]

Hell yeah

[@dangroce82]

I know what brought me into this world and I know where I wanna be when I go out. LMFAO!! (and I was by myself laughing)

[@craigquann]

That old boy spits some serious wisdom!🤣

[@phredphlintstone6455]

Having a stroke mid stroke isn't dieing, it's recycling. Cummin is the best way of going

[@notablynova]

🤣💀

[@MRSketch09]

02:40 I died at this point....😂

[@Chris_Troxler]

YES!!

[@thelolsdad3354]

Laughing so hard can't breath 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanrussell8255]

This might be the best one ever !!

[@junedolson1642]

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂 Roscoe!

[@jeremymoore4964]

Been watching your videos from the start good you’re fucking hilarious

[@doublek5583]

Roscoe my hero, double K from western PA

[@meiko96]

Best one yet

[@slapurmom5667]

Oh and Ricky would have been one of my more honest friends that I hung out with when I was younger.

[@Redacted-Information]

Woman would be proud! "I killed a guy screwing him!"

[@kevincameron8437]

Language skills to consent! Right on my boi!

[@brooksmeyers1237]

"Mid-stroke and have a stroke"-f*ckin' legend.

[@jerseyprepper]

Thanx guys for making my crappy start to my sat it just got better thank you 😊

[@dustdevilmech]

If everyone had the Roscoe standard system. Everyone would be a little less lonely.