Roscoe can’t train the new guy!

[@pacefactor]

The scary part is the possibility that the new guy teaches Roscoe what all that weird stuff is - and then he gets addicted fast, seen it so many times lol.

[@carlwitt3934]

Roscoe is gonna have a 3rd mortgage on his house by the end of the month.

[@pacefactor]

@@carlwitt3934 Can already hear Roscoe yelling "TO THE MOON"

[@CloudHindlen]

@@pacefactor 😂 🤣

[@zeropolicy7456]

That's usually how it goes. You discuss it with them, and talk about how people who got in early with Bitcoin are all millionaires/billionaires now and they get all excited. Next thing you know, they're in your face talking about they're gonna beat your ass because you gave them bad advice and now their retirement is gone. Thing is, you told them that you only got a shitton of money if you got in *early* , but their old asses only heard billionaire and thought they were buying gold or some shit. This is why I don't discuss money with anyone over 35 unless they already have a ton of it, because it's just not worth the damn hassle.

[@aaronbillings3250]

True fact right there

[@Free-Bodge79]

Hilarious. Roscoe's a legend. So luv to the old gees. Always.👊👍💛

[@milldawgj9598]

“ i was on the floor during the first crash” I’m dead.

[@dreamweaver662]

Ding dong dick…😂😂😂

[@Mr.Sparks.173]

Which crash? The south seas crash back in 1711?

[@JoseGarcia-hq2ef]

Roscoe’s ding dong ditchin for lunch 😅😂😆

[@bryanblake8607]

The funny part is Rossco knows exactly what all that is and wants absolutely nothing to do with it and for the new guy to shut the hell up

[@Mr.Sparks.173]

Doorddash is the only one I believe Roscoe straight up didn't know and assumed. I can see Roscoe throwing a fit about food delivery to a jobsite (you know "back in my day, lunch was two cigarettes and a mouthful of black coffee" stuff) though. But one or two orders and he'll be on the app every other day.

[@bryanblake8607]

Ok I will give you that one, the fact remains he wants the new guy to shut up and get to work

[@davidwashburn5848]

I believe you are correct sir , I miss all of my Rosce's , unfortunately I believe I am Now Roscoe . ( going to need to change the on these damn shirts )😢😂😂

[@davidwashburn5848]

Names

[@joelaichner3025]

You have the best FUNNY on the Internet ! Thank You !

[@carlwitt3934]

The DoorDash bit got me... we called it red apple as a kid.

[@darrellwampler3882]

What we called it as a kid is NOT politically correct now👍

[@carlwitt3934]

@@darrellwampler3882 ohhhh... Yeah , "something" knocking. I forgot about that one 🤣

[@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330]

@@darrellwampler3882 yup, I remember that although I never knew why it was called that. Honestly doesn’t make sense. They don’t run, they kick your phucking door in and steal everything.

[@darrellwampler3882]

@@carlwitt3934 yup lol when i was typing it i was wondering if anyone would remember.😁

[@Free-Bodge79]

Knockadoorrun. It's called in the UK. Combined with garden hopping , you got the makings of a fucking good legon right there. Peg it ! Good times . !😂😂😂

[@cking4375]

Keep up the great work and awesome content! Thank you.

[@deathknight161]

I've been watching the beverly hillbillies and this exactly that kind of humor.

[@rockytopwrangler2069]

.. I'm with you Roscoe ,, it's a different world anymore ...

[@hellhound1389]

As I'm getting older I've been getting more and more like Rosco especially when I hire kids under 25

[@Lestr75]

Suck'n on a USB stick was funny AF.

[@johnscott8221]

You never run out of stuff to give us all a great laugh. Thanks 😂

[@dreamweaver662]

😂😂

[@johnjohnson8669]

"not regular stupid like everybody else that works here..."😁😂

[@PennsyPappas]

I thought Roscoe was going to say because the employee is sober and in time and wants to work hard that that is why he won't cut it at the company. You gotta be like Ricky or Roscoe to fit in there.

[@ronheil6558]

That's about what I was expecting. "The new guy is... He's early, sober, and....enthusiastic. He'll never fit in here!"

[@johnmeador5007]

I was expecting that too... " the new guy is happy to be here!" "He ain't gonna last like that!"

[@PennsyPappas]

@@johnmeador5007 They're only happy like the first year after that then they can be miserable or barely content like everyone else.

[@richm77]

i was thinking the same thing lol

[@PennsyPappas]

@@ronheil6558 Al the qualities of a naive employee not a long term one.

[@mississippijohn1432]

Props. This is definitely creative. Great job.

[@JimmyMcCormick]

Reminds me of my Uncle Jack. Had a good laugh from way back

[@lushinamowingandsnowpowing6839]

I completely shit myself when roscoe gave his definition of door dash 🤣🤣🤣

[@Imhere872]

I'm 35 and I totally relate to Roscoe lmao I've had to be a field trainer / rover/ acct manager and new site setup manager for a security company and I'd be the same as him like all these young early 20s guys are a different species then me lmao and my teen son and I def have a gen gap in videogames choice and words lmao

[@SilvaDreams]

It's sad that it's a 10 year gap between the you and them (which is small really) and yet the stupid seems to run so strong is them. Hell I'm only 5 years older than you and when I first heard of crypto and NFTs I was like "Huh interesting.. But sounds like a scam for idiots." Well... Years later and it's true and yet they have young idiots dumping all their money into it because they don't seem to realize it functions just like real money.. Only it relies on someone giving you real money for your fake digital money that can disappear at any time.

[@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist]

Plot twist. The guy wants to use dogs as currency, and go door to door asking for food.

[@taylorscott9292]

I feel like I would be this version of the "new guy" if I go back into construction, god bless you sir hope you and the misses and everyone had a lovely Valentine's day

[@2015gtbass]

Roscoe a fool. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🤣

[@josebecerra5772]

Not me but co-worker experience "Pass the square, its in the bag...The square its right there" him "THIS IS A TRIANGLE

[@theflowerhead]

First time I laughed all week, it's been tough. Thank you!

[@dizzyd970]

Shit I thought he was gonna say he jumped out the truck wearing white sneakers 🤣

[@ProToolsApproved]

White sneakers or sweat pants get you let go on the first day on my crew. That's prissy shit.

[@mikesharkey2010]

Had one guy show up at the aluminum foundry (where I was defacto HR and Safety) with open toes (sandals). Dear God in Heaven. 20 minute "talk" with him, send him out, tell him to come back after noon with pour-protection work boots. Told him where to go. Told him to bring the receipt back, we will reimburse him. He got back an hour before shutdown. Had the workboots. In a sack. In his car. Sigh. He's the son or nephew or something of one of our investors. Okay, we start fresh tomorrow. (No, you didn't clock in, so you don't get paid for today. Sigh again) Next day, shows up dressed right. I can't trust him around molten metal just now. Move a couple guys around, have him step in as asst. to the shipping clerk/manager. He may have to cut some wood for crates, weigh crates, keep shipments separated and add to shipments based on labels on crates. Shipping clerk came to me at noon. Sounded just like Roscoe "This guy is too stupid to work here." He couldn't read a tape measure. Well, he "can read the inches". ?? He can't figure out how to read a measurement that has a 1/2" or a 1/4" or a 1/8" increment. Kind of necessary for making our crates. He also doesn't understand what the difference between lbs and kg or why it might be important for our shipping labels. And he paid no attention to which stack /which shipment a label on a crate was telling him. Yeah. I talked to my boss (one of the co-owners), and he understood. Too stupid to work here. Gave him the last 3 hours of the day "off", but signed off on 1 full day pay. He not be working there no more. Then I spent almost 3 hours in Shipping, getting the shipping clerk what he needed and straightening the shipment cluster-@$%.

[@jasonmoore5685]

He didn't bring the joint Bring No Beer He didn't pass his first test🤣

[@ChaosFonja]

would love to see you do a whole thing on 2 new guys, the seasoned vet vs the fresh off the boat new guys

[@rickpilhorn]

He showed up to work stupid. I love it.

[@voidman6035]

Hey just looking forward to some of them new Truck Driving CDL skits you where thinking about making!!! Woohoo!!!

[@g.w.customcreations3534]

I agree with Roscoe. He shows up early, sober, and hasn't stabbed anyone yet.... Get rid.

[@510CurtDawg]

I definitely can relate to Roscoe, dam young kids! Lol

[@jeromewalker0]

I lost it when he said Ding Dong ditch 😂

[@-8_8-]

Ole Roscoe was spot on about that crypto...

[@p_campbell]

Dude wasn't drunk or high before work, don't worry he'll learn

[@bloodlytaoist]

out of touch is right, man is too old he have no idea what is going on around him though honestly as you're all basically actors at this point its been fun watching the different personalities and such showing up on the Ricky and breadsticks channel I honestly enjoy your videos keep up the good work and stay safe buds I know it can be wild out there stay safe and have fun ^^b

[@chrisperkins4917]

it's one actor. those are his characters. same man.

[@mrfrenzy.]

@@chrisperkins4917 You took the bait :)

[@chrisperkins4917]

@@mrfrenzy. you sure about that? my mom loves this stuff. shes as old as Roscoe. I cant convince her it's only one guy.

[@paulineoneal2924]

🤣🤣🤣 Roscoe can't help anyone bc he is old school 😂

[@voidman6035]

😂😂😂🎯💯👈 That is about right I tell ya!!!! Definitely a 10 out of 10!!!

[@whisperingoutdoors]

LMFAO I actually have heard this same conversation on the job hahahahaha

[@emon377]

you are so funny! thanks for the good content!

[@tt600pch]

Roscoe knows the world turned crazy when potato chips went from BBQ and Plain to Sour Cream n Onion...Even Ruffles were pretty hard to get used to with requiring dip. Also keep the dog off his lawn!!! Old guys stick together!!!!

[@fooliecoolie5284]

Well I guess the easiest way to fire Roscoe would be to send them an email. He probably wouldn't even know how to get it. Lol

[@trisrenaquino8794]

27 years old. Worked retail all my life. Late a handful of times. But stayed my 8 hours, helped people out and was an hour early almost everyday

[@johnnyguillotine1673]

Naw, Roscoe got it right always try to eat lunch off site, so you don't get blamed for fuck ups on site. Take care ya mental health.

[@rossmarkle1713]

You do door dash for lunch ?? Wow ‼️ 🤣🤷‍♂️

[@cptncutleg]

"Did you lose the newbie?" "Yup, hook, line and sinker. Thought I didn't know what Doordash was!"

[@KubotaKid]

Roscoe, wake up son. That was good stuff.

[@deanvaillancourt2881]

I see you got Rosco, one of them new GenZ employees. The time has come to work smarter and not harder. 🤣🤣🤣

[@charlescooper7951]

LMFAO hahaha that's a great one I love it Ding dong dash hahaha

[@Thesmokingauditor]

Good morning ☀️ and hi 👋 from Ohio 🌄

[@cwalser544]

The guy is gunna leave the job site to do a door dash order. 🤣🤣🤣

[@bland9876]

I remember ding done ditching people Good times except for the one time a cop started driving around. Ya we learned no to ddd that house again.

[@jondmohs]

for a second i thought rocsoe was going to say the new guy came in happy, and wanting to work

[@blacsk8r666]

Kinfolk you don't miss in these vids lol

[@533hornet]

To be honest i feel thw same way when anyone starts talking crypto or nfts

[@coltondodger]

I now want to see a "new guy/"young buck archetype

[@salmonslayer707]

"That boy is out of touch" says the out of touch guy to the out of touch guy 😆

[@mkidd8806]

Rosco was born in 1840s

[@pg1171]

LMAO!!! Roscoe....so lost...

[@billyshay7207]

It's not even Friday yet and I've already died. This was fucking GR8 😁🤘😅

[@DCsProductions]

Now its time to see the new guy! 😂

[@shaneevan5237]

I'm honestly surprised that roscoe even knows what a USB stick is

[@nomore8042]

Very funny, but remember don't mess with a old man. He's probably too old to fight and too young to die. Plus life in prison is no longer a deterrent !!!

[@woundedfox5109]

Rosco spoke the truth, I heard ya.

[@swordspace2000]

Well he was there for the signing of the Declaration, you cant expect him to keep up.

[@Texansfan254Jeff]

I was that new guy when it came to all the new stuff over 15 years ago. Those old guys back then were impressed.

[@jeffozbourne3163]

Ol timers out of touch with technology. I see it everyday. Good stuff 👍

[@williammueller768]

I haven't laughed hard like that in a while

[@fattmouth7715]

We need more Rosco 💯

[@FletcherChiles]

Love Roscoe! 💓❣️💗

[@777syth]

That has got to be one of the best I'm getting out of doing this shittask grifts I have ever seen.

[@JH402Roofer]

This made my day forreal 🤣 😂 😭

[@wanagidyrulfr459]

So why is it that when you call out and the boss even says " ok hope you feel better" you suddenly feel better and go fishing or something or is this just me

[@alsaunders7805]

I'm with Roscoe on this one. 😢🤓🍻

[@christasimpson8515]

See alot of people with suggestions. I say leave the man alone and let him continue to deliver great laughs. Alot of the stuff yall suggest he most likely thought of and dismissed already. As for the ones suggesting new characters all the time GTFO. Yall are a perfect example of a society that is never satisfied. I love this guy's sense of humor and clever ideas and insight to a day in the life of the labor industry.

[@christonunez9515]

Let's keep on creating . Blessings 🙏

[@cmr2079]

I'm 100% with Roscoe here.

[@ell1s_gaming431]

i needed this laugh today!!! lol

[@SuperDad1776]

😂😂😂 that is hilarious he had me goin til the stock crash an I was like 😬😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[@WhiteChevy4.8]

This better become a series and the introduction to a new character 🤣😂

[@hero2006]

Sounds like some of our employees.

[@son0fgrim]

Roscoe's got the right idea. this guy sounds brain dead if he's talking about NFTs on a job site.

[@hilham89]

I was waiting for boss man to come back and tell roscoe he had tonlet the new guy go

[@douglaspotts21]

That got me at doordash that was hilarious

[@michaeltristan]

Roscoe is the man!

[@matthewgaul8197]

I am roscoe but part of the new guy's generation. I want nothing to do with it

[@darianzielinsky96]

Roscoe is my favorite character 😂

[@anthonybelanger809]

His last 2 brain cells are fighting for 3rd🤣

[@denverfowler5290]

The NEW GUY WAS . "' REALLY STUPID "' , N O T . REGULAR STUPID ! ! . I "' m DYING : ) .

[@glennevitt5250]

Don't feel bad I have one like that here too you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣78 years old he aint got a clue

[@graffmorgan3028]

The door dash part had me dying

[@stirlingdavis4179]

Definitely one of y'all's better ones! 😂

[@KenBober]

I can relate to roscoe on this one, and I'm only 40.

[@bobt5002]

Roscoe is my hero lol.

[@lordmothy]

Deadass got a DoorDash notification while watching this

[@TheOnePistol]

"Sucking on a usb stick." Took me a minute to realize he was talking about a vape. lol

[@oatsroasted6759]

This is the truth in many ways

[@safinney]

Everybody who has served an apprenticeship in the trades, whatever the discipline, has run across a Roscoe who was assigned to train them.

[@azurinasantullo6975]

🤣🤣🤣 door dash 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@The85F0X]

“I’m closer in age to him than you are, by A LOT”

[@theguy9234]

Hey.. boss man. Were you at the multi day drag races in Florida with your wagon?