RICKY GERVAIS IS DEADLY SIRIUS #16

[@Boyfrenk]

Please let episode 17 be with Diane Morgan and Karl Pilkington!

[@daniellockwood7344]

Diane is the female Karl Pilkinton!!!

[@markfitzgerald125]

Montroy I was just thinking that

[@Killerkey4]

That popped into my head when she said "do you know when your eyes yawn?"

[@vxmarcusxv]

Was just about to type the same thing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dc-si1mv]

Ditto. :-D

[@MarcusCross1978]

Definitely!

[@Lynxchillin08]

She's a paid actor called "Graham".

[@TheMillalein]

Diane came in that day and chose chaos and I love it

[@ASMRStud]

Ask Diane if she ever tried to kick her height

[@post1305]

ASMRYouReady if she did, I hope she remembered to put the leg back down afterwards.

[@Matt-go7ss]

Or if she ever went to Crusaders...

[@robplant5576]

Ask Diane if she remembers when the winds were bad.

[@Mulde]

Rob Plant They were in the 70s. Mother's were afraid their sons could be blown into the road.

[@DannyStamp]

Rob Plant Charlie brookers screen wipe

[@alexcerecedo6688]

Rob-'er Plant.

[@greendaytomd96]

diane needs to b regular guest. this was hilarious

[@MrPaulb1982]

greendaytomd96 her and Karl would be amazing guests

[@Couch_Brotatoez]

@@MrPaulb1982 @MrPaIulb1982

[@Mike-ol7gt]

Diane could literally be bigger than our beloved Karl, she is comedy gold for interviewing or shooting the breeze, she needs to be on every show of Ricky's , and she is as earthy and real a person as I've ever heard,fantastic lady.

[@nix2939]

I really like Diane but these are big words 🍊

[@Mike-ol7gt]

I hold them both in an elevated status for sure......both are pleasing on the soul for their amazing take on life and abstract verbalisation on things. 😂😂

[@chriswilson6630]

These are better than the old podcasts. Deep chat about serious stuff. Great work guys been listening all night and off to the dentists shortly. Say ahhhhhh! Lol

[@TheTechnoLocker]

Ricky chats to Diane Morgan and Karl Pilkington. MAKE IT HAPPEN, PLEASE!

[@elliotmills2868]

This has been the best one. Just talking and rambling is the best about crap. Not the comedy routes. Keep it uppppp Diane is amazing

[@robplant5576]

Diane Pilkington

[@readventurekids]

Rick, please, please, please keep Diane as a regular guest. She's comedy gold in this role. I loved every second of this! The Hitler / machine gun bit was brilliant.

[@BlueCrayon77]

Looking forward to hearing this one! Glad Diane is back, because cheeky Robin Ince can really talk and talk and talk. He barely breathes! He hardly left any time for Diane's amazing stories and comments in the last episode!

[@ASMRStud]

Ask Diane what she thinks about cloning mammoths

[@HeWhoDaresEhDel]

A man moth?

[@ASMRStud]

Alex Bisogno HAHA! Thank you for that!

[@ryanbadakun5030]

PLEASE have an episode with Diane and Karl Pilkington, it would be fucking insane

[@McRascal89]

I love Diane Morgan in these! There's a lot more of Philomena Cunk in her real life personality than I thought haha -*** if you haven't seen Philomena Cunk sketcehes/programmes go watch them! ***

[@Seven_forty_seven]

Best one so far. More like these please. Really enjoyable stuff.

[@ColinCowe]

Bloody fluck Diane is a funny girl. Definitely one of the better podcasts out there, last week's was hilarious too.

[@markdeegan4113]

Diane and Roisin on together would be great

[@BlueCrayon77]

Definitely.. I also think Diane with James Acaster would be a great duo!

[@GronkGames]

Diane and James would be great but not Roisin, I can't stand listening to her on podcasts, she is too scatter brain and can't string cohesive sentences together, she says "like" every 10 seconds. She is a great comedy actress but without the structure and guidance of a script and director she is all over the place.

[@Monsterinabox89898]

This was the best one so far.. she even said knockin about.. lmao

[@Alex-ml7km]

How do Karl and Diane know which one they are?

[@Jimbobiscuit]

Diane is like the female Karl I love her... plus shes from my hometown

[@hedgehog1965uk]

but does she have a head like a fucking orange? Noooo.

[@davidlomax4028]

Bolton? So am I 😀

[@Jimbobiscuit]

Yep.. Bolton. Im pretty sure shes from Farnworth more specifically too which is where I live

[@freakkiller277]

"It's like talking to a cat!" Fuck me, I've heard that somewhere before but I just can't recall...

[@thebudokasound8064]

I love Diane Morgan, I'd marry her tomorrow if I could.

[@tuschan60]

this episode was really good. All the explaining technology shit is hilarious

[@Paulrm68]

No it's not she is playing up to be the new Karl and it's not working

[@Jesseoneillmusic]

i think everyone can agree we need to see Diane And Karl together

[@aymonc]

Walt Disney wasnt cryogenically frozen, he died the same week that cryogenics was invented and the two events became meshed somehow. Thanks QI and Mr.Fry

[@post1305]

aymonc so why is there a film out called Disney’s Frozen?

[@ASMRStud]

Ask Diane if she's ever choked on an ice pop

[@fruppy]

the mr freeze incident?

[@robplant5576]

Ricky Diane and Baddiel next please lol

[@mooie417]

How can you not love Diane Morgan

[@jimmy7434]

Best episode yet

[@jimmy7434]

Hi Jimmy from two years ago.

[@garethm3242]

Very enjoyable episode.

[@wonderwoman5528]

I love the science topics with Ricky as teacher. Find it funny when he get irritated when they say something ignorant or ask a stupid question. Diane is cute when she asks Sean what he thinks, involving him in the discussion

[@MrPaulb1982]

Diane Morgan is definitely the new Karl pilkington lol so funny 😂

[@k5k11k23]

@42:30 I'd $tep on hiz wind pipe... that had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marcuscross8051]

I bet you a million pounds someone says we should get Karl and Steve back

[@galveenus8499]

A million?

[@jacksonbrown4112]

Wonder why

[@garymatthew1884]

People comparing Diane to Karl...(A) she's actually smarter than Karl and (B) Ricky (and Steve) used to pull Karl to pieces, don't think Diane would put up with same.

[@post1305]

Gary Matthew , I think they just mean that they both say funny stupid stuff. That’s all.

[@CORNISHDUDE]

53:27

[@anaisbentley8826]

The leech thing isn't actually true- the second leech was actually just following the slime trail from the first one. "In one of the shows Ricky mentions the fact of the leech maze, an experiment from 1963. However, it was later proven not to be chemical memory, but simply the leeches were simply following the trail of slime left by the first leech. On a clean surface, neither of the two leeches performed any better"

[@lyndonroberts2010]

Diane and Karl would be some meeting of minds

[@lucavandresh9788]

omg I have been trying to remember that MLK quote about the arc of history bends towards justice all day so glad for this

[@TheGoldenNostril]

How he didn’t mention Karl with Diane’s drivel I will never know.

[@SamLeatherlandMma]

Jason Woods he never mentions Karl or Steve anymore .. he’s turned into Andy from extras xmas special..

[@sfwplant]

"Steering wheel? Yeah, we got one of them." These are getting better.

[@CDOCT81]

Anyone have a link to episode 17?

[@j_may]

can the next episode be filmed?!

[@CANNIBoy]

Ladies & gentlemen, Mrs Pilkington!

[@Luisaan145]

They found them both within the same difference.

[@hedgehog1965uk]

Distance* :)

[@Luisaan145]

Oh my goodness. I can't believe what I did. I'm not even going to delete my mistake, because I deserve all the punishment that's coming to me! I'll be more vigilante in future, and thanks for being vigilante yourself.

[@thismusicisnotforyou1902]

Yeah, you’re an idiot, play a record.

[@BennyH11]

You're talking absolutely shit again, carry on!

[@robplant5576]

LOL Diane is great!

[@OfficialSituation]

Love these, we do need a karl episode tho, or steve at the very least

[@post1305]

Get Diane and little baldy Pilkoid together in the same room and just let them talk to each other about quantum mechanics and philosophy.

[@shootatsquare]

Live Diane. She was the funniest part of a lot of the weekly wipe episodes

[@PerkoVY]

I hope she lives too.

[@MostlyLoveOfMusic]

Diane is great but I'm surprised you don't have a greater variety of guests on this

[@jamesmc6825]

Should have a camera to match audio

[@post1305]

James Mc - the word you’re looking for is Video

[@pshake]

Holy smokes. Diane could give Karl a run for his money… I'm still trying to figure out how eyes yawn.

[@t1281]

It's when they get stuck in a stare Hahaha I know exactly what shes talking about

[@Lynxchillin08]

1:07:09 I actually said "well send it to them then" as a kid to my mum. My grandad was in the room and gripped my t shirt by every inch of the collar (also bits of my neck but whatever) and said "If I could.. I would" . He turned so red with anger it was crazy, he just walked off to cool down. It turns out he lived in Africa for a time and had witnessed or heard close stories about parents being so poor they were cutting off their children's hands so they earn more money begging. I have no idea to this day if it goes on but I got the message right there and then.

[@Lynxchillin08]

David Haha, made me chuckle😂

[@linezero3]

She's like Karl but without the winging🤣

[@QueenDianeTarot]

Diane is the female version of Karl!! 🍊

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Ooooo love Diane, so it's fine by me that she's on again xMWAHx

[@ReeTM]

Great laugh as always, but please could the audio be louder?

[@tez4792]

Diane is almost like a female Karl in this one. ☺️

[@Zlatan32289]

Terry Woodward just about to write this exact same thing

[@AlDavisMusic]

Love the show Ricky, but some fresh guests wouldn’t go a miss!

[@anaisbentley8826]

Ask Diane how her Auntie Nora is going

[@Studeb]

"Sinkholes are the new quicksand." You can't argue with that.

[@Wanderer-l9h]

Female Karl. I adore her!

[@danwilde3836]

Ricky's been through all this with Karl! I'm surprised Diane and Sean don't realise this.

[@usualsuspect69]

RICKY Is actually funny in this having a laugh and not deconstructing comedy.... Being a himself/prat

[@joecoggins3973]

OMG get diane morgan and pilkinton into a room and just ask them what came first the chicken or the egg, thats another 1 hour sold.

[@antisocialbutterfly8760]

Ask Diane what the things in gremlins are called.

[@BigDaz]

What did you do at work today? I cut Walt Disney's head off and stuck it in a fridge.

[@post1305]

BigDaz - Disney’s Frozen. Let it go.

[@Trisador9]

Aah really enjoyed this chat and that but remember Karl Pilkington?

[@edd1e316]

It’s clear to see by the comments that Diane is totally a female version of Karl yet Ricky doesn’t acknowledge him even once. I’d love to know what’s happened between the legendary trio.

[@ltglove]

I someone would have been cryogenicly frozen 40 years ago, then woken up today, would die of stroke after seeing the world as it is today.

[@OEHOEH100]

♡ ricky#1/64 Native!!! 😂

[@davidlomax4028]

Better than watching phlumpf telly.

[@ryanfletcher4203]

I was waiting for Ricky to start laying into Diane and talking about her spherical baldy head

[@strideygaming]

Ahhh great timing. Just about to make a bite to eat

[@mymusicandstuff4622]

I could explain time and space to Diane but we'd both need to be on some kind of psychoactive compound. I might need a stiff drink also.

[@experiment54]

I'd bring back Bruce Lee so he could finish his work on gung fu. And my nan (cause I loved her so much) so I can share being older with her as its the ultimate travesty that a child never gets to do that.

[@StrykezMan09]

I love Diane... She really is the female Karl 😘😘😘

[@KizaTheShaddow]

A quantum physics theory in a nut shell. All galaxies and universes are created using the same process. So it makes sense if this has happened billions of times it is quite likely 2 galaxies or universes were created with exactly the same amount of necessary components in the same position meaning 2 galaxies or universes are created exactly the same but at different points in time. Meaning somewhere out there it is quite likely just because of the shear amount of universes and galaxies there are, there is another version of yourself with little or no difference to you at a different point in their life :)

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Dianne is like the female Karl in this episode...

[@manbearpig900]

The spirit of Karl lives on in the next generation :(

[@experiment54]

Diane "Theres a version of you thats already dead" Well. Thats killed my erection hasn't it. (may or may not be a joke. The writing. Not my erection, which is never a joke. Shit did I just say I have an ... I don't.

[@BlinkyGoggles]

Can we get Ricky to come do some radio or something on steemit.com.. pwwweeeeze :D D:

[@post1305]

There’s this shadow somewhere.

[@sobchak1]

It was pushing people off their bikes

[@ContentViking]

The mummy adidas trainers story would of been one for Karl. Absolute twaddle

[@Spankabuttux]

I think these are kind of like auditions in a way, Ricky wants to find someone to work with. There's no point Diane Morgan being a new Karl though, and she's better than that.

[@philtrated]

Diane Morgan is the new Karl

[@aarontyrrell9989]

"De-trout spinners"

[@jordanstevenson2796]

Karl should have put Diane Morgan in his film, the love of two brain's because she thinks just like him. Saying things like her eyes yawn.

[@trueborn7323]

Diane reminds me of karl. Are all northern uk people like this? Haha wow

[@experiment54]

Ricky "... time travel backwards is impossible/doesnt exist ... we are sort of time travelling, we are entering the future" Diane "time doesn't exist" Ricky "I'll come back to that" and thus proves time travel exists. Case closed.

[@ChipWhitingtonIII]

Lol... the Rickster is panicking, realizing this format is tanking, so the last two episodes he has clearly been trying to recreate some of the ol' XFM magic and vibe.... and good on him for trying. But it just don't fly without lanky goggle eyes and the great Pilkoli.

[@summerboyfun]

The intended format seemed to be a trial to see what shape it would actually take. I'd rather listen to aimless humour than trying to make it educationally funny, in the words of Gervais 'do you know what I mean?'

[@ChipWhitingtonIII]

So he comes walking towards me, wearing a little rucksack..... knob out.

[@sparklife3937]

She's pretty much the female Karl.

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

Bring back Karl! If you don't, i'll trap you in a box for one whole year, crouched all tied up, so you can't stand. After the year has elapsed, you will need to call Jane to get her to open the door for you

[@sturgeburger]

Why would you ever have a drink with an egg in it?

[@cdparadiseuk]

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