Right ear the Bible (Сhinese), Left ear Mozart (2x speed)

[@deus8546]

What to do while watching this video: Left arm: dumbbell, 20kg Right arm: writing poems (Latin)

[@francogonz]

That's insane dude.

[@HandledToaster2]

My body is ready.

[@HaggRat]

Left leg: Kung fu Right leg: Tapdancing

[@HandledToaster2]

middle leg: edging

[@therealflorpepic]

Mouth: drinking peanut butter with straw Nose: snorting coke Ass: tossing in a circle

[@landocalrissian.]

my neurons formed so many new connections that my brain physically expanded and i look like megamind now

[@wiwrdo]

I now look like a meatcanyon character because of this extremely advanced learning video.

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

I now look like Yakub but white

[@Jay34k]

So No bitches

[@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943]

​@@NeurodivergentSuperiorityReverse Yakub 👨🏻💥💥💥

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

@@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943 I am Antikub, creator of the black race

[@objectionablycurious]

holy shit i never knew pi was that fucking irritating and unsatisfying

[@TDS_Katana]

i broke 69 likes

[@typicalanimevillian]

@@TDS_Katanaun-nice

[@TDS_Katana]

@@typicalanimevillian im a menace to society 😈

[@erwinmarcial656]

@@TDS_Katanamotherfather

[@ih8pe0ple88]

​@@TDS_Katanai will make you watch skibidi toilet for what you have done, consentually with the use of force

[@Frau_Brotchen]

That pi thing was absolutely infuriating

[@David280GG]

Actually kinda satisfying how it keeps repeating the pattern with an offset

[@IIJakobII]

Did someone say pie?

[@marcorocchi6758]

​@@David280GGThat's why it's infuriating

[@kreuner11]

You could say it's irrational

[@NeverwascooL]

You just haven't gone far enough in the decimals

[@rafazillig4287]

OK, I know it sounds crazy! but before this meme I was diagnosed with a terminal illness, I would need expensive medicine and I was doomed... BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIVE ME! This exercise somehow changed my conception of reality, I started to question existence and now I float instead of walking. My brain is 33 centimeters long and full of veins, it's a miracle of science, THANK YOU!!

[@rockz9783]

Yup i believe you

[@dallor714]

Yup i believe you

[@jBread28]

Yup i believe you

[@realcoolguy123]

Yup i believe you

[@raynfall77_69]

Yup i believe you

[@SriTheGuy]

This shit goes hard without earphones i swear its like some chinese guy saying anything stupid with comically sped up music

[@marlinhobacnomad6993]

real

[@MonroeD25]

Right ear (the Bible) left ear (Mozart) Right eye (tactical movement) Left eye (pie being irrational) Peripheral vision (comments)

[@Be-lo_da_fluff]

+ Left arm : 20 Kg dumbbell Right arm : writing poem (in itkuîl) Left nostril : sulfurous gasses Right nostril : smelling salts Left testicle / left boob : massage Right testicle / right boob : torture 8==D / () : getting the other Left leg : knee extensions Right leg : shinblitorator Hair : getting played with Neck : being bitten

[@brightblackhole2442]

⁠​⁠@@Be-lo_da_fluff left lung: laughing gas right lung: mustard gas left kidney: hyponatremia right kidney: stones left cerebral hemisphere: broca's aphasia right cerebral hemisphere: multivariable calculus

[@CarbineKiller]

and who could forget . . . . . . . . hotel trivago

[@Lexica-d9g]

@@Be-lo_da_fluff this one got so freaky wth

[@theguyxd26]

Left brain: Anxiety Right brain: Dreaming

[@iloveitalia96]

dopamine receptors are through the roof with this one 🗣🔥💀 update: this version is too short, we need 10 hours of this masterpiece to truly learn the entire bible in chinese and master military CQB tactics

[@lemonking17]

correct brainrot

[@ПростойЧеловек-к8г]

Yeah literally skyrocketing 😂

[@denisleonte9762]

imagine watching this with VR

[@iamthecopium]

Bet Update: it went well

[@timtechtube]

I just did. The dominant eye just takes over and I can only see the left side.

[@almightything]

virtual insanity

[@lukestarkiller1470]

I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to listen to this while I have a headache. But now my headache is hyper intelligent

[@willowarchives]

this is frying my brain in real time

[@2st_duallist]

the future doesnt past the past won't overtake the present all that remains is an obsolete illusion

[@2st_duallist]

@@Iwantpoptarts96420 Epica, not Meshuggah. song is "the phantom agony"

[@annielavoie6165]

As I sit here, my brain feels like it's melting into a puddle of confusion and enlightenment, caught in a whirlwind of sensory overload. On one side, the soothing strains of Mozart cascade into my left ear, wrapping me in a velvety embrace of classical genius, while simultaneously, the profound verses of the Chinese Bible whisper their wisdom into my right ear, creating a bizarre yet fascinating harmony of sound. My left screen, a relentless teacher, is dissecting the irrationality of pi with relentless precision, showcasing its never-ending digits, while the right screen is a battlefield, illustrating tactical movements that seem to dance in sync with the chaos of my thoughts. It's as if my mind is a circus, juggling the elegance of music, the depth of scripture, and the complexities of mathematics and strategy, all at once, leaving me in a state of delightful disarray. (I thnik by braim is metling)

[@FemboyForces]

I can feel my brain expanding. Or that's just a tumor.

[@Sa1tCh1ps]

Its an Aneurysm

[@blackads9687]

Definitely a tumor

[@RoninShinigami]

IT'S NOT A TUMAH

[@Professor_MemesSquad]

I have autism and I haven't been overstimulated in years. This did it

[@BowlOSoup6661]

As a Christian. I don't know

[@Aardvarker-wp5ie]

Lmao I agree (I’m Christian too)

[@Dan1el_guy]

As a Chinese Christian, I am utterly confused

[@pressaltf4forfreevbucks179]

As a mathematician. I don't know (Im not a mathematician)

[@symonjones43]

lol

[@ig100magnaguard]

As a. I don't

[@beanman9760]

I FEEL my intellect growing and shrinking is spasms like the weird circle music soundtrack visualizations you’s see in videos from 6 to 9years ago for a remix

[@eddy4gaming455]

no copyright sounds 💀

[@Boevaia_Pelmeha]

Remember when in XCOM 2 aliens were pumping information in the main characters brain so they became a tactical genius? This is probably how that process looked like.

[@hjy1709]

0:56 NO PLEASE GOD SAVE US

[@andreinaf]

My grandpa loves this video, last month he started watching this on vr and he still hasnt taken off his headset😊

[@edgarzomboss7185]

grandpas a time traveller

[@Opt1musPr1meK]

⁠@@edgarzomboss7185 didnt even notice that, thanks for pointing that out 😂

[@Dorkdominion]

Did he start smelling bad with worms and flies around him

[@thekrazykraken298]

I keep on thinking the Chinese is telling me the military strategies but I just can’t understand it

[@xiaonguyen6693]

its the bible

[@madajo3357]

@@xiaonguyen6693 He knows that, its about the fact that your brain simply makes you automatically think that the Chinese guy is talking about the strategies

[@xiaonguyen6693]

@@madajo3357 didnt experience that tbh

[@ADSTofu.1994]

Nah I only had one ear bud in, got confused, put the left in, and was just blasted with bagpipe sped up Mozart 😂😂😂

[@user-AADZ]

The fact that there are four things in this meme and the entire conversation decided to talk about the Irrational Pi one:

[@Opt1musPr1meK]

Most people have heard mozart’s songs, the chinese bible doesn’t sound like much to non-chinese speakers, military strategies are informative but not that controversial, pi being irrational can hurt people that believed that it was the perfect ratio of a circle, but being reminded h9w just so slightly irrational hurts

[@interbeamproductions]

because people are acting like crybaby pythagoras

[@DomR1997]

Idk what everyones complaining about, I love that pi does that.

[@CMDRJakob]

SAAAME.

[@Opt1musPr1meK]

Imagine trying to get the area of a circle. Its *just* so slightly imperfect. With infinite amount of decimals, it should have been a perfect circle. Instead it does this, and we have no way to fix it. We can’t write pi with infinite decimals. We just cant. Do you know how many bits it would take to write an infinite number? You can’t. We just have to ignore this slight imperfection, since its such a small imperfection that it’s basically unnoticeable at a higher scale

[@fishyc43sar]

​@@Opt1musPr1meKUwU

[@whydoineverexist]

@@Opt1musPr1meKliterally any perfectionist who read this: …

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

Yeah, after 2 cycles it looks like a perfect sphere in 2D.

[@l0kaltpsykf4ll34]

Right ear (the Bible in canadian) left ear Mozart (2x speed) Right eye: (chinese tactical movement) Left eye:(pie being irrational) right peripheral vision: reading sun tzus ''The art of war'' (In chinese) left peripheral vision: scrolling the comment section right arm: writing poems (in greek) left arm: lifting weight (20 KG) right leg: tapdancing Middle leg: edging Left leg: practicing kick-boxing Buttcheeks: constantly swinging around in a perfect circle

[@jonklerunderfentanyl]

right lung: mustard gas (mixed with carbon monoxide) left lung: fresh air (vanilla smell)

[@carrotizgud9222]

right side of the brain: thinking about how glorious our leader Mao Zedong is left side of the brain: Romeo and Juliet 2x speed in Amharic

[@yamicats]

how is pie irrational. whats so nonsensical or absurd that you can't comprehend some dough with filling being baked in the oven. you follow a simple recipe and enjoy it by yourself or with others. this is the absolutely the dumbest comment ive ever read assuming op isnt a starving african child living in the slums, because then id understand how he doesn't know what pie is, only sand, watermelons, and chicken

[@carrotizgud9222]

@@yamicats quit yappin bro, i dont see any coherent thought here

[@TravelingZebra]

@@carrotizgud9222it’s a joke man, chill 😭

[@omyjonhgod]

I think I’m having a aneurysmqwerty

[@erwinmarcial656]

aneurysm + lobotomy + surgery

[@PelinalWhitestrake9147]

​@@erwinmarcial656 = Anetomy surgery

[@finallydan]

i think i’m havi

[@bustlingfungus]

This makes me laugh uncontrollably every time. Like how

[@WolfDog8]

imagine showing this to someone with a split brain 💀

[@G36C-556]

It will unsplit

[@orangecitrus8056]

@@G36C-556 it will split to 4

[@mugrootbeer731]

This video split my brain

[@fanglix_]

ive never gotten tinitus after one video before that's wild

[@torpete0993]

Underrated comment

[@nzmk99]

i could feel a sleeper agent activating with this one‼️

[@NeverwascooL]

This feels like the mind training Space Marines get from the Imperium

[@Noorthia]

left ear: Gothic hymns praising the emperor (10 hours) x2 speed right ear: Lectitio Divinitatus in High Gothic (if religious chapter, if it's the ultramarines, it's Sun Tzu and the Art of War)

[@thedrawer2379]

after listening to this, i was cured of my lifelong chronic illness, and i started to comprehend things that are physically unable to be imagined, and now i have trancended into a state being that causes me to be omniescent. i radiate a blinding light, and have begun to use my telekinesis to levitate around. thank you for this life saver. i will be listening to this while doing my assignments.

[@Yawnmaster500]

Undeniable proof of evolution

[@cunnieseverywhere]

this man invented an entirely new type of pain

[@Epicwatermelondotzip]

Things to do while watching this video: Left arm: petting kitten (calico) right arm: recreating Moonlight sonata in MSM composer (128 tempo, c major) Left half of brain: completing 9th grade math textbook volume 2 Right side of brain: remembering happy memories Let me know if you have more!

[@dirtysniper3434]

Never in my whole life as silly 11B would BD6 ever be considered in a meme

[@BubbleBFDI]

As an individual with ADHD, *Y e s*

[@pedrocortes1]

This feels like italy and china had a baby for some reason, idk why lol

[@floating_microwave6783]

Ive never gotten a real headache from a video before untill now holy shit

[@tiars69]

Left jaw side: Peanut butter Right jaw side: Raw fish

[@ExcaIiburied]

guys when the pi video finishes reading pie it'l be perfect yall just gotta wait for it

[@Wario_Guy]

i feel myself getting smarter minute by minute

[@TheNewbie78]

This is what you get when you combine math, a soldier Mozart, and a Chinese Christian

[@RomanWasHere-]

We need this but somehow in VR, so I can truly have just my left eye seeing the Visualization of Pi and my right eye being Military Tactics

[@cchhey3812]

Learning pi, Chinese, music, and how to become a commander in the army? Everyone should watch this!

[@CheekiScrubb]

damn this ain't enough i still had to add a kick bass with my right leg, while doing side kicks with my left, and my right hand on the keyboards whilst drawing a cartesian interpretation with my left

[@BlokHeadAnim]

When i went from being homeschooled as a kid to being in public school, this is honest to God what it felt like

[@Phapchamp]

As an anarchist i can confirm

[@Runninglizards]

Same

[@micahsarm]

As a marxist leninist I can't confirm

[@tts1981]

I lost my left earpod today so this was a very relaxing experience

[@FishoeShoe_da_great]

the right side of my head actually started to hurt im so serious rn

[@joecrim8877]

today i learned ive been wearing my headphones wrong for years because of THIS

[@hello-rq8kf]

As an irrational number, I found this video heartwarming

[@vercing1324]

Thats bullshit. I only have my left phone, and i still can cleary hear Mozart playing

[@kurtcommunistform2ndphase81]

I think it's actually the other way around, I hear the chinese on my left whilst I hear mozart at my right Edit: Nevermind I think I flipped my earphones💀💀💀

[@The_Guy-l2u]

i was forced under this procedure by void once, then when i was revived, it had to happen again

[@lumpylumpylumpylumpy]

My brained is melting💔

[@tapwater000]

My brain is now increasing in size, thank you very much. The doctors have said that it's a """"tumor"""" whatever that thing is, but I know big pharma just cannot appreciate the wonder, and beauty of this artform.

[@Abze]

am i the only one who finds the pi thing super satisfying and cool

[@fluffypigeonchaos]

MY SENSE OF HUMOUR... IT'S BROKEN! (i unironically find this hilarious)

[@hamburger-yh3lj]

i watched the whole video cross eyed

[@duglife2230]

Thanks for this. I am now a member of the world's most successful entry team that specializes in mathematics, classical music, and missionary work to China.

[@phi1688]

Play this video at 2x speed. Record it. Play that at 2x speed. And so on.

[@samorez_doodlyk09]

best video to understand that im wearing headphones wrong

[@mauro-um2zn]

my right ear enjoyed this

[@IronSubGamer-fp1pr]

POV: you have mono headphones from the previous century (mono headphones have only one channel which means you cant hear two things simultaniously, you hear both at the same time with both ears)

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Right ear the Bible (Сhinese), Left ear Mozart (2x speed) momentum 100

[@leo_pi]

With the help of this, I became a Christian Chinese military strategist, and a professor in mathematics and music theory at Tsinghua University. Thank you! +50000000000000000000 social credit **red sun in the sky plays**

[@Huskkk0]

Brainmaxxing

[@MADK1Dz]

always use this to test if the earphones are good

[@foenemwardly]

brain nourishment

[@Lodhell]

That’s the only vidéo i can Watch again and again without feeling like im loosing my time

[@pieguy7057]

brainmaxxing at its finest

[@MatteSniper12]

this is pure ART, i was sad but now im happy because of this amazing form of art

[@VeryCoolSoda]

What is the song?

[@LostSoulProject]

turkish march by mozart

[@KBMNVLpNdLumkstz]

it's not a song it's called bible written by jesus christ (lord and savior)'s followers

[@DSŞtylus-y5p]

this helped me realise ive been wearin my headphones backwards for 2 years straight lol

[@channelsusellelieker]

as a atransgender I can confirm

[@astroorbis]

omg no way same

[@niggacockball7995]

Adam's Apple Long face Rectangular torso Narrow hips Small eyes Wide clavicle Far apart shoulders Facial hair Big hands Big feet Rough skin Deep voice Male brow ridge Thick jaw Male hairline Male fat storage Y chromosome Penis Testicles

[@FelixKrankenkilledmykids1974]

Twinsies

[@astroorbis]

@@FelixKrankenkilledmykids1974 ayyy

[@roywempor8395]

Yoo Optimus Prime??? I am a big fan!!! go transformers!

[@theblingcycle]

left buttcheek: thugshaker right buttcheek: wally wally world

[@IhyKsubaa]

as a french. yes

[@oatmealman1586]

My condolences for your condition

[@bobkin611]

This is fine art to the maximum. An absolutely stunning piece. This will unironically be featured in a museum in 200 years.

[@slendrmusic]

truth

[@Stery0typical]

I don’t know why but this video genuinely made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in a long time

[@kuyevon]

As an atheist, I don't know

[@ikan6483]

When you do these, it is recommended to also reading scientific books in one hand, and the other hand used for writing or searching more knowledge through search of wikipedia. When you do that, remember to also run in one place so that your leg gets bulked after doing all of these. Good luck beating that smart kid with your intellegience.

[@Forklift2]

this video made my dad come back with the milk. thank you for this life changing video

[@UmUs]

I physically recoiled, showed visible and audible disgust at the PI irrationality

[@jadenpokemon8952]

This gave me an aneurism, thanks! 01/5 really stole my bicycle.

[@supertracker9823]

What I imagine the average gen A kids watch to while doing homework.

[@stewart950]

Watch while crossing eyes after going through it the first time so both eyes have equivalent information overload

[@dracolong1389]

Left ear: Speedrun nuclear testing Right ear: ww2 explained

[@randomplayer_897]

Me watching the simple curves lines become an uktra 4K HD rendering of the Homestuck gate

[@shrekth6000]

Is this what it feels like to be overestimulated

[@weikopan2036]

What am I doing while watching this video Left arm:playing basketball Right arm:writing a poem (old Church Slavonic)

[@jonklerunderfentanyl]

waht am i breathing while watching this video: right lung: mustard gas left lung: fresh air

[@EpicGamerProRealisyes3]

Yoooo thanks, I've never been able to tell which way to wear this thing

[@Nuclear43-wo3gk]

This made me realise my headphones were on backwards

[@slimjimsky555]

this helped me get my piolets license! thank you!

[@marcellocoppede7237]

This videos keep evolving, why don't you skip to the inevitable endpoint with "black screen and silence"

[@kosia_fan]

Can we have something a couple hours longer

[@moister3727]

My brain is so stupid I started to laugh, to then forget why am I laughing in the first place, then I laugh again

[@AyatollahVulture]

imagine being in the gym and this fucking guy comes over and asks you for a spot and you can just hear this BLASTING from his ear buds

[@Eryktion]

Some might wonder what the purpose of the video might be, but it actually helped me a lot to improve my badminton skills in ways I never thought possible.

[@Megax6271]

That's a new level of KZbin content

[@soup8315]

I’ve watched both of the videos, and I know enough Mandarin Chinese to understand “meal” “soda” “I do not have” and “give me” so this was weird.