Rime of the Frostmaiden - NPC D&D - Episode 33

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

Title Card 0:43 He is the One. 0:51 Musical accompaniment by Bodger the Blacksmith 0:52, 1:03, 1:22, 28:01 MAX Damage 1:28, 1:41, 11:16 *Rob being a kind & merciful DM* 1:32 Hlhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhl 1:46, 1:59, 14:34 _Savage Attacker(?)_ 2:32-3:02 He is the 1. 3:05, 18:52 *The Kill: Climb Inside of Them & Explode Them From the Inside* 3:18-4:02 Greg rolls Strength save against being knocked prone 4:23 Cragcat used _Slash!_ It's super-effective! 4:43 Cragcat used _Bite!_ Cragcat's attack missed! 5:00 -Reckless Frenzied- Javy Throw 6:23 MY LEG! 6:34 _Reckless Frenzied_ *Rage* 6:47 Baradun drops his spell 7:53 _Magic Missile_ plus *Metamagic* _Firebolt_ 8:40 Ka! Me! Ha! Me! Awwww.... 9:39-10:18 The -Hero- Garlic Farmer draws his -Mighty Sword- Gardening Tool and -Taunts- Baby Talks his Foe 10:36-10:58 "Poppy?" *gears shift, turret rotates, barrel takes aim* 11:29 Greg rolls for point-blank Poppy bazooka shot (Disadvantage) 11:57 *The Kill: Baa Baa Boom Sheep, Have You Any Load?* 12:05, 12:53 Badass Lines are hard 12:15-12:51 Guess who have four thumbs and *didn't die* this combat? These guys! 13:22 Clever insight, plot hole, or bad memory? 13:52, 22:54, 23:58 _Alarm_ 14:05 Bodger just wants to "check" on the fish.... 14:10, 23:15 Bob used _Tackle!_ 14:21 *Our heroes, everyone* 14:33-14:50 _The Mystery of the Missing Morsel_ 14:53 Baradun and Bob used _Rest._ Bob & Baradun regained HP. 15:04, 17:15 -Van Lier Dice Curse- Wrong Dice 15:31 Van Lier Dice Curse 15:48, 17:17, 24:45 Rob has a small breakdown over the Van Lier Dice Curse 15:52-16:42, 17:21 *Consequences* 16:59 Rowan offers Ben his _Secret Dice Rolling Technique_ 17:30 *No you f***ing don't, Bodger* 17:56 Greg actually healing ('tis a sign of the end times!) 18:28 _Cure Wounds_ 18:34 Alan demonstrates the _Secret Dice Rolling Technique_ 18:48 *Our healer, everyone* 19:13 "As you do so...." 19:43 *Red Flags, Red Flags!* 19:50 A Mysterious Figure Appears 20:11 Why do I hear the boss music running away to hide in a corner? 20:22 Bodger rolls Perception to see if the Powerful Entity Who Just Materialized Out of the Aurora Borealis might be The Goddess of Winter Responsible For the Aurora Borealis 20:30-21:06 Smartest Decision All Day 21:06 Oh f***, the _Alarm!_ 21:20 Is this where I die? 21:26 *Auril the Frost Maiden takes her sacrifices* 21:28-22:03 Where did all these yellow ice cubes come from? 22:05, 22:25 We return to our regularly-scheduled shenanigans 22:18 _Mission..........Accomplished?_ 22:33, 23:04, 26:32 Detective Greg solves the mystery 23:22 *Fast Travel* 23:32 Gold Star to Ben for remembering NPCs! 23:48 Bob realizing atheism isn't really an option anymore 24:06 "Noooo...." 24:28 Bob rolls Deception (Advantage out of sheer pity) for that -hopeless- flawless lie 24:33, Ben's version of the _Secret Dice Rolling Technique!_ 24:49-25:05 Bob's flawless lie 25:17-25:30 What were we fighting again? 25:34 Gold Star to Adam for remembering the overarching plot! 25:57 _Minor Illusion_ Vote Master Padric! 26:12 The slow-motion trainwreck that is the "Master Padric Song" (Inspiration to all) 26:45-27:06 Master Padric, -Master of Numerology- King of the Great Times 27:23 Drink, rest, & be not-exhausted 27:35 _Achievement Unlocked: Complete Dougan's Shaft_ 27:51

[@susanclarke7129]

“Hey kitty, cat got your tongue?”

[@ryoon2k]

15:57 Rob turns into a tomato

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

"Well it looks like... I've got the cat's tongue. ... Coz like, you know, the expression is 'cat's got your tongue' but now the table has turned and Poppy has the cat's tongue depressed under her cannon... so, looks like I've got the cat's tongue... do you get it?" - Greg "Greg... you're shite." - Bodger

[@johnathonyoung4042]

How about, Well it looks like he's not gonna be Feline so good after that one... 😜 Or, Well it looks like the cats outa the bag... 🙃

[@stevenchiri1548]

Well it looks like your about to bite the bullett

[@speedwagon5314]

You missed the opportunity to say "you're about to bite the dust"

[@Ryujin493]

Blend some ideas? "No kitten, you're gonna be feline pretty paw after this. What's wrong cat, got you're tongue?" Overkill?? 😅

[@NoctisAxtonAurora]

Looks like... Your nine lives have just ran out kitty.

[@wjzav1971]

"This kitten's got the cream-ation!" "Dodge this!" "This is the end of your ninth life!" "A purrrfect shot." "What happens to a cat that gets hit by a Poppy? Same thing that happens to everything else." "Did I mention that I'm a dog-person?" "Try landing on your feet after THIS!" "Say hello to my little Poppy." "No tuna for YOU!" "Want fish? I'll give you some iron the easy way." "Mess with Poppy and it will be a cat-astrophy." "Another cat-pun will make you're head explode." "Bad kitty!"

[@dadams71]

I'm Diggin, "say hello to my little Poppy"😝👍

[@ChiefmcNuggets]

Did I mention I'm a dog person for the win!

[@tntrigued5011]

"Play times over kitty"

[@apostolis.diamantopoulos]

The dog person thing: epic!!

[@Likexner]

Did I mention that I'm a dog-person? - This is the best

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

BOB's back baby! And it will definitely last! His bad luck is officially over... right?... right?!

[@ieatpeopleand]

Shadowrun, please?

[@rachelnelson4796]

Wishful thinking 😅

[@ethanvandersloot432]

I dont know whether to hope that it's over or that it continues.

[@phoenixdzk]

Apparently his dice need a good long shaking, if Rowan's to be believed

[@mhenlopotter1612]

( X ) doubt

[@TyrannoLime]

The split second Ben thought he rolled a 0 on a die was such a relatable moment. Granted it was a 10 on the wrong die, but if *anyone* would somehow get a 0 on a d8, it would be him...

[@MatthewSmith-sz1yq]

Die lands, perfectly balanced on a corner. If anyone can do it, Ben can.

[@st3v3nk3]

I was scared for a moment, Rob's meltdown looked like some seriuos thing..:D But he got together himself, heroicly.

[@poki580]

"you've bitten more than you can chew"

[@TheRenton99]

Fuck! didn't realize someone had already said this 🤣

[@DeathclawJedi]

@@TheRenton99 Hey a good zinger is a good zinger regardless of who thinks of it. And when more than one person can think up the same good zinger it means it is a Great zinger! You both should be proud to have come up with it. I couldn't think of anything other than the standard "eat this" line.

[@poki580]

@@DeathclawJedi true

[@olivertunnah3987]

@Ghost Ryder Same

[@charlesfalcone6585]

Yep, beat me to it

[@searinglight4439]

Whispers to the cat: "You're going to listen to me now. You bit off more than you could chew. Nod if you understand."

[@joelk8516]

Rob absolutely losing his shit at Ben's abysmal rolls is one of the highlights of the series

[@andrewrolfe8857]

They broke him, again.

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

It is beyond the realms of physocs and maths... and just gets worse.

[@glenadams9160]

Blame Greg. He took bob's dice back in episode 1

[@evanescentlili]

Robs reaction is very reminiscent of me watching my mum and my aunts reaction to an event which makes me giggle, and them wet themselves laughing... their response is more amusing than the event! 🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnDoe-dj3lw]

Honestly I think I’d have lost it too lmao rolling max on the wrong dice and constantly failing rolls on the right ones I mean c’mon what are the odds of that 😂 hilarious

[@gabrielsandstrom1899]

Rob breaking is one of the most pure-hearted things I’ve ever seen! :”D

[@azrani2023]

agreed, that was pure gold :'DD ❤

[@DwarfBaerdyn]

Alan, as Poppy blasts down the cragcat's throat: "Have you ever been to Goodhead?"

[@allmight8127]

Dude ...............nice

[@sorryitsmoops]

Winner 🥇

[@xxxlvl]

Best one

[@Kiwizye]

Lmao

[@christophertownsend3820]

"We gotta head to Dugwin's shaft."

[@betteryou7hanme]

as poppy's cannon begins humming with energy, greg turns to face the crag cat, "Hello adventurer.."

[@maxestebankenny6179]

"Well, it seems curiosity killed the cat"

[@jasonbabineau5604]

I love that at the first everyone was freaked out at BOB for climbing inside creatures, now everyone cheers with glee as he does so. Go BOB!

[@johnreed2272]

Even more, it wasn't his idea (I believe) and he was reluctant! Dagg'on peer pressure

[@grdprojekt]

@@johnreed2272 Ben was meant to describe his finisher on one of the wolves at the beginning of the series, Rowan encouraged Ben to climb inside the wolf, and Ben went "yeah, why not"

[@adjustedcoyote7234]

Greg in his most menacing voice: "My sheep have run amok".

[@smokinloon3676]

hahaha perfect

[@scotthc947]

This is way better than any punchline

[@EndHimRightly]

Perfection!

[@phengvue2561]

I was gonna write something similar but instead "looks like yo shits have run amok"

[@jelleloef5207]

xD

[@jackielinde7568]

At 12:50, Greg should say something absolutely dorky thinking it was something cool, and just have the rest of the group groan at his failed attempt at a heroic kill line. Something like, "You're about to be ... poppy-cided!"

[@Ajoh]

Ben Maxing the WRONG DICE... just. It was just perfect. *chef’s kiss*

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

You see now why it broke me?

[@Ajoh]

@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD I can’t wait for the continuation of the Ben-breaks-Rob-with-failure saga.

[@wordelo]

I would have let him have his 8 since there is less of a chance to roll 10 on a d10 than an 8 on a D8. and he got lucky for once.

[@billvilmezis5968]

@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD have to admit my dice is a tad worse

[@dadgoggles884]

Breaking Rob, possibly my favourite bit - although Bob finally standing I nearly cheered at. It’s just beyond stats and physics now...I think you have to find a way to lift the curse of Bob’s roll...there’s a campaign title

[@SielSilverfang]

Rob's giggle fit at all the misfortune with the dice was gold 😂

[@catlady42069]

"That's the way the kitty crumbles."

[@ReclusiveEagle]

Ahh so nice to see that Ben gets his first attack 33 episodes in

[@benhazevoet3012]

Should’ve said “well it looks like this death is, canon!

[@meoff7602]

So far best one.

[@StuRush]

This is the one

[@alexhasselholm]

Freaking love it! 20/10

[@Themuffinman1820]

4th wall

[@LordGilien]

YEEEAAAHHH!!! : D

[@nunurbiznus7851]

"Well it looks like we're out of fishlish. How about some Poppycorn?"

[@johncisney15]

Underrated comment

[@user-hi4sm3ig5j]

He should gave said: "This is going to put the 'Ow!' in meow for you."

[@KaboomzBoomShop]

Late to the party, I know, but it looked like Rob gave Bob the kill @3:50 exactly when Ben needed that morale boost. Well done, good sir.

[@brokkori4268]

Greg in earlier episode: terrified of Bob's exploding from inside attack Now : HEELL YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

[@MrLarsalexander]

That one was the big return of BOB :D HEHE

[@brokkori4268]

@@MrLarsalexander BOB'S Back baby!!!

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Greg was the one giving him the ideas so far, he keeps pretending but Greg is the true mastermind behind the whole descent of madness.

[@jonathanhughes3503]

Rob's laugh has been what I've been like watching this whole series.

[@Biobaci0]

Should've said: "Hey kitty... Try to cough up this ball!"

[@AithaChannel]

13:22 Adam: I thought I was gonna die in that battle. Ben: first time?

[@SilvyReacts]

This had me laughing in tears when Rob broke due to the unfortunate rolls from Ben. Moments like these incapsulate what makes D&D so fun.

[@Linixization]

I would literally pay Rob to be my DM. The level of patience and story telling....no words, just pure awesomeness.

[@recklessgaming6713]

Me if I was Greg:"Poppy, Finish him" (Mortal Kombat voice) When the canon is in its mouth:(still in the voice)"Fatality"

[@mangalvnam2010]

Catality!

[@Enterprise-D666]

(In The Mortal Kombat Narrator voice) Poppy wins.

[@jakenissley5971]

Greg says “I believe in teamwork.” The cat turns at the same time as poppy and Bodger says from behind “Dodge This.”

[@leefisher6366]

27:58 - Ben: And we regain one, right? Rob: One hit dice. Ben: Which dice do I roll for that, again? Rob: It doesn't matter for you, mate. They've all got a '1' on them.

[@ronaldvanduin80]

This! Have my upvote.

[@Kineth1]

You got me. I had to laugh at this.

[@popuptarget7386]

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" got to get the Scarface line.

[@y2kent]

"Looks like you're about to.... Bite the bullet" 😎YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[@ОлегКозлов-ю9т]

You won the internet today, sir!

[@davidashby3160]

That's exactly what I just came on to say.

[@Smol_PC]

I can hear this comment! 🎸

[@the_womble_king4357]

The subtitles were so well done during their inspirational singing at the end.

[@tigrecito48]

19:00 "why are you complaining about getting it on the foot? i gave you what you asked for... a heeling"

[@A_HUMBLE_MONK]

12:50 You should have said "welcome to goodhead" BOoM!!

[@talusxelen8069]

Ben's shit rolling made the DM cry laughing...Nice how they edited that in the teaser, I was waiting for him to crit fail on a attack all week.

[@sirdusty2871]

“Looks like you rolled,” *Poppy kills the cat* “A Bob style 1.”

[@marksimons974]

As the Crag Cat was Reflecting spells back a simple "Reflect this." would have sufficed.

[@lukakatunaricskaro]

"Parry, uh, I mean, Reflect this, you filthy casual!"

[@coreybarber9148]

this is the one. sunglasses first look at the camera and say the line. love it

[@SHADOW1414]

This is my favorite

[@theq86]

Out of all the matrix lines posted, this is the best one.

[@shogunnate7724]

I died when our plucky DM lost it at Ben's rolls...🤣 Excellent job guys! You've got a fine DM at the helm! As for Greg's response: "Good, bad...I'm the guy with the walking artillery"

[@WeThinkTooMuch]

“Well it looks like, kitty is going to be sleeping with the fishalishes”

[@jmarino715]

Alan should have said: "well kitty, looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew" then begins to laugh manically as poppy charges up the cannon.

[@naj5999]

“Well it looks like...those nine lives are up. *angry whisper* Fire!”

[@BobRadu]

"incoherent pile of words" give that person a raise

[@shad0wfribe]

”And POP goes the kitty”

[@CrimznRaven]

I was hoping for Bodger to grab the fish and all you hear is "Morning! nice day for fishing aint it, hu ha!"

[@chloed.boudreault2600]

The DM, laughing and crying because of Ben's shitty rolls is adorable 😂❤

[@FBWL-u1r]

I was sooooo happy for Bob at the beginning of the episode. He really deserved some luck there ❤🙂

[@charonhades]

60% of the reason I am watching this D&D channel is because Rob is just too much of a pro in being a DM. His comptonizations and story building is just too good.

[@andyg7826]

Nice to finally see Bob doing what he loves best at the start! Never stop exploding things from the inside Bob, never stop. 😂🤙🏻

[@jennypockets]

We've all done it, something just sets off the giggles and you just can't stop. Brilliant!

[@rockgodjman]

Greg the garlic farmer: Looks like somebody's going to miss there vet appointment!!

[@traisjames2]

This sums it all up: ♫ *incoherent pile of words* ♫

[@berkekadircelik6282]

Finally a new episode! Bodger *dont TOUCH* those crates!

[@The_Green.]

*YOU CANT GIVE ORDERS TO BODGER.* Because Bodger is a *Model*

[@outcastsunite6390]

Bodger will touch we know it lol

[@phoenixdzk]

I can't think of a better way to Ensure that Bodger fiddles with the crates, than to tell him to leave them alone

[@PiecesMissing]

I honestly never thought I'd feel so joyful at the description of someone climbing inside an animal and tearing it apart, but hey, new territory here! Well done guys, I think!

[@marktisdale8058]

"He really lost his head." Best James Bond voice..

[@A_HUMBLE_MONK]

Bob always almost dies then explodes his enemies from the inside. Pretty unique rogue ,🤣

[@unlikelycircumstances1986]

Bob's back BABY!!!! And Greg should have said "Time to put the cat out."

[@caitlinyoung8820]

"Incoherent pile of words" .... the caption writer is a fricken' legend!

[@DKTAz00]

"Hey kitty, dodge this" .. cant have too many matrix references

[@capytron7740]

Greg's line when he killed the cat should've been "That's how you eat Fishlits" and make the cat gag on the cannon 😂

[@loganstewart3369]

"Looks like you about to eat..your doom!" Movies make it look so easy guys

[@omegalightning5715]

"is this too spicy?"

[@Shaderox]

~12:41 When the cat got the air bazoka in its mount, then in that high-pitched "Greg is doesn't want to get skipped more.more.time" voice say "Yes. blows, doesn't it?". there also options for refrensing it's friend that Bob just blew up... or just "Poppy...Bob style." Also early in the battle they talked about the wild magic surge-thing and decided the chance would go up... but by the next time he casted magic they had all forgotten about it again xD The 3 most consistent things in this campain: forgetting the magic surge. Gregs healing rolls. Bobs non-stealth rolls.

[@grazellesamelo859]

Rob was literally doing 😂😂😂.. soooo cuteeee he's gone red from laughing~

[@VioPLayable]

Man I'm just rewatching all those episodes while waiting for new ones to come. This is better than a good fantasy TV series. Hands down my favorite channel on this platform right now

[@Koschild]

Really felt like "So we finished off Dugan's shaft" was coming.

[@DanteYewToob]

“You cats came here looking for something to eat, huh? … EAT THIS! BOOOOOOM! (blows the top of the cats head off) Looks like he bit off more than he could chew… and it… blew his mind!”

[@bjorn6956]

What Alan should have said at 12:40 was " Chew on this you **** " Because he the beast just tried to bite greg

[@omegalightning5715]

"should I add more hot sauce?"

[@apiasylumforthepolitically7310]

The highlight of my week is when is when a new video comes out were I watch 5 grown me play a board where they deep throat fish on a stick, make random objects talk, explode things from the inside out, and expeditiously retreat.

[@Snowyrad]

Hey Kitty, don't you know poppies are bad for you.. YEAAAHHHA

[@pauldeklerk8958]

The line could've been:"Hey kitty your getting your real dinner now"

[@phoenixdzk]

12:30 should've said 'dodge this' like in the Matrix

[@Arnav150]

Oh damn missed opportunity

[@omegalightning5715]

Or "tell me if this is too spicy"

[@nela3986]

Loooool. How understanding their become of each other. Even Bodger gets Bobs inside out explode need. Such trusting and supportive companions. "I believe I can fly...." Didn't they grow! So proud. 😆👏

[@meoff7602]

How do we know the Crag cats were the ones stealing the sacrifices? I don't know, maybe pay attention to when Master Padtrick tells you Crag cats are stealing the sacrifices. That shouldn't be a mystery. Then again that's why they got ambushed.

[@augrad0653]

My Thursday morning are usually real busy so I have to choose either cramps in NPC DND or wait till lunch. So glad I didnt wait. Bob's kill made my day. Havent smiled at that hard in a while.

[@deaks25]

"Well it looks like... you bit off more than you could chew..." I love how Ben's Will-Wheaton-level of dice luck utterly breaks Rob.

[@catzlover7]

Omg Rowan's face when hes turned looking at Rob laughing while the rest are facing forward 😂

[@ЮрийКнут]

He should says "This is little bit spicey than fishlish. Take one!"

[@brandonwilson9311]

Rob actually cracking up about bobs rolls is hilarious

[@caesarjulius3627]

"Hey kitty, ever heard of Goodhead? Seems like you'd fit right in there." (I'm sorry)

[@shtain228]

Favorite episodes is when Rob crying, this is so honestly

[@xyceres]

I believe I can fly I believe I can roll the die. I think about it every night and day

[@ponderer9837]

this series is the only thing that's keeping me from everything that is going on in the world. I'm so glad this came out

[@amazinggman4353]

Hmm looks like it wasn't curiosity that killed the cat (puts on sunglasses)..It was a magic canon down its throat. YAAAAAAA

[@MrVincento97]

I just binged 33 episodes in three days and it was amazing! You guys convinced me to get in to d&d and I just ordered the essentials kit. If I have just halve the fun you seem to have it sure will be an amazing time!

[@TheAnimeAlliance]

Haven't watched the episode yet, but I think we really need longer episodes. I know it takes more time to make each of these episodes than your typical DnD video series due to the added scenes, but 45 minutes seems like a decent bump for us. A lot of channels uploads episodes that are 2 - 3 hours long. But, I think with you guys, 45 minutes would be a fine compromise.

[@andrewrolfe8857]

Indeed. Right now they only need to play 2 hours a month.

[@glenadams9160]

Please VLDL

[@vectrom21]

Give us 1h episodes!

[@jamiecumming211]

I disagree. One of things I love about this series is that they are short episodes. I don't have time to sit and watch longer episodes, which is why I don't have the opportunity to watch other DnD series', so these shorter clips are perfect.

[@TheAnimeAlliance]

@@jamiecumming211 I don't think there's anything stopping you from pausing a longer video and returning to it later. I don't watch most dnd campaigns. Rather, I listen to them at work. Still, an additional 15 minutes is not that big of a request and it would still be relatively brief episodes in contrast to what other channels put out.

[@rogerberry1818]

I only found this channel last week and have just binge-watched the entire series so far. Now I'm sad I have to wait for the next episode. You'd better believe that's a subbin'!

[@kepp_b]

BOB'S BACK!!! bob's back...

[@TheShamansQuestion]

That campaign song was freakin hysterical. Three sets of lyrics at the same time but all in the same rhythm.

[@DJ-East]

Can't believe Bob broke Rob with his rolls

[@keithstewart09]

I think the best part of the series is how everyone though BOB was insane with his exploding body thing and now they cheer for him to do it and shout for joy when it happens. Character arch bra.

[@alexisramirez4843]

He should have said “Well it looks like you’re about to turn into kitty litter.”

[@davidrose2920]

I love how Bob just broke the DM for a moment.

[@benkenobisgirl]

“Where did all these yellow ice cubes come from?” That really cracked me up!

[@brewergamer]

Best time of the week is when a new NPC D&D episode comes out

[@jajsem1109]

I do not want to watch, how BOB is tortured by Fate... Edit: He did good for once! Yaay!

[@susst5562]

I really love seeing you guys playing and joking around. Reminds me with my friends in old times playing d&d.

[@Nick-ev1vk]

Its that time to go back and see if Bodger can emotionally cripple the new ice maiden threat.

[@theladyamalthea]

Worth the wait, guys! AWESOME episode! Can’t even pick just one favourite part, but Ben’s “Noooooooooooo” had me in stitches! 😂