RIP Friends G.O.A.T | The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@HalfBrainGamers]

Can't wait for another respectful eulogy from my favorite boys

[@ChrisRayGun]

This thumbnail is so out of pocket christ

[@jlegend42]

Chris being mostly right about spiderman every time

[@mathieuleader8601]

Sween has an ethereal glow

[@frost_6836]

Radiating melanin

[@kimorayn1733]

Chris becoming more powerhungry the second he remembers the Patreon exists is trend I support. 32:40 There goes another one.

[@jamesbroughton7081]

There's never been a whiter black man than Derrick

[@kimorayn1733]

What about Sween in that shirt?

[@irishempire9811]

a truer sentence has never been said

[@perote3]

I'm surprised Kingston didn't just talk about the time when Peter used the spider-sense for gambling because spider-sense would alert him of the danger of losing money in blackjack. Spider-sense is insane

[@thatguy779]

I'm shocked that he didn't bring up how fucking precise and sensitive it actually is. Like, Peter can sense when ppl around him are armed, have malicious intent, about to see him unmasked, trying to attack him in his sleep, where not to place his body to avoid unstable ground/ anchor points for his webbing. It's actually insane how little of a threat any irl government would pose to someone with Spider-Man's powers.

[@RyuKenChaos]

That Thumbnail is CRAZY, Derrick😂😂😂

[@verglasviq]

Derrick's thumbnails are always nothing but nets 😂

[@RobotWithHumanHair.]

How can y’all not bring up that Matthew Perry was Benny in Fallout New Vegas to me that’s his most iconic roll

[@MegaZer0]

jesus xD

[@BazzasKitchen]

I love how Sweeny highjacks a joke to make it less funny. He just takes over to crash it.

[@jasperbonez2547]

I'm glad somebody else noticed how he crashes the funny bus with everyone inside.

[@bradbradfordson9158]

The spider sense really helps the web slinging. Without it you'd ending hitting a wall or something.

[@ikepren3696]

That meme floating around right now of the opening credit scene with Matthew Perry, and the fountain is absolutely Baller

[@LanceUppercut]

".. he'd leave a mark" 😂😂. If Sween ain't wildin', he ain't breathin'.

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."

[@cookiemocher388]

1:35:55 that speech sounds like a eugenics lawyer lol

[@sirdevknight]

"I dont like Friends", "I dont want 50 Mil", Damn, Sweenies wild!

[@FALLOUT3514]

Ads on Spotify are ridiculous man. I get sections of 2 minutes of ads, 30 seconds of actual podcast and then another 2 minutes of ads. Like Jesus Christ man

[@Zerathil]

The best episode of Community. Chang plays a drow/dark elf in a game of D&D.

[@1000101010]

How many famous people have died while The Snark Tank has been going? I feel like every week, they mention someone dying.

[@CvntBunchaNumbers]

They're likely involved with each death, probably

[@kimorayn1733]

They're dropping, they're dropping fast. Better them than me, heeheehee

[@JackedUpEntertainment]

Just get Spidermans powers and go gamble at a bunch of Casinos, Spidersense canonically helps with gambling like poker

[@jontrain8986]

The government would get sween parker so fucking fast

[@marcosyocco3842]

At the begining sween looks like the frog fish creature from iron lung

[@Yumemaru.]

I don't know what that is, but it's funny.

[@jasperbonez2547]

Sween looks like what you get when you think "retard."

[@moondodger5952]

Jerry Seinfeld probably cares more about the word “fucking” in the phrase “Let’s fucking go Mets” than dying

[@Cen21000]

Taking a drink every time the boys says "the thing is" will result in a trip to the hospital for a stomach pump.

[@Irish_Soc]

From Wikipedia: "On November 12, 2002, Leno suffered 'serious burns' to his face and hands when a vehicle at his LA garage burst into flames. As part of the treatment, he received a 'new ear',"

[@iloveyoual32]

All three of them missing the Alive in Chains reference in the Patreon names made my dead heart wither a little

[@looie7805]

Finally, an episode where “nothing happened”

[@Yumemaru.]

Zoro moment.

[@thatguy779]

Get Spider-Man's powers. Rob the other guy for $5M. Now you have both

[@mynameisjames12189]

Quick question: anyone know who made the new intro?

[@exetone]

Wtf I keep trying to say it but mentioning someone's tw*tter counts as spam and I got an email saying if I try again I'll get my account deleted

[@andrewmazzarini2742]

I work in a pizza shop, and as a result I've made some pretty cursed pizzas. Most memorable for me is fish & chips, tasted like a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish.

[@BrandEver117]

If you haven't listened to the commentary of Tropic Thunder, you should. RDJ stays in character for THE WHOLE THING, it's amazing.

[@Cleanframe]

Everyone had it on their bingo card that Matthew Perry was going to die first out of the FRIENDS... That being said, RIP to that man

[@SaintMaxxi]

Spider sense without the powers would be borderline useless. Cause you can see the bullet coming at you in slow motion, but you are not fast enough to dodge it. Take the bag

[@horrordragon2255]

Dont think they realize that with Spider-Man's powers you would become the best stuntman ever

[@Flambingo]

The patreon title for this episode was fucking wild

[@Ryzawa]

The reason why people are mad when you guys were yelling at each other is because they've never had friends that have such a thick skin and lax mentality. Or they have friends that are just toxic...

[@Adonk]

Ring a ding ding

[@rougenarwhal8378]

rip chandler, he really could get a brian

[@verglasviq]

Glad my Thin Boy tickled you. Keep it real boys.

[@kazan6459]

Chris must not have seen Spider-Man Far from Home if he thinks Spider-Man can't survive hundreds of bullets being shot at him

[@brandonspencer8651]

There’s a comic where spider-man basically does survive a nuke. I forgot the name but basically an eternal attacks earth and blows the fuck up out of everything and sends the planet back to the dark ages.

[@gabrielsilva1337]

It would be great if Chris-chan and Flower-power Mario abruptly started talking Espanõl para que De-rec lo crea que esta volviendo loco. Cheers from Brazil, yes we are Latino and no we don't speak é-pañol

[@Yumemaru.]

I've never been afraid of being on a plane. But crashing in the ocean would be way less scary than crashing on land. You'd probably be fine in the ocean.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

It depends on how you hit the water sometimes youll hit it and it wont be to bad other times itd be like slamming into concrete

[@exetone]

The reason it's scarier in the ocean is cuz youre probably still gonna drown or freeze to death depending on how far you are from land, while crashing on land is at least an insta death

[@Yumemaru.]

@@exetone I mean the plane is supposed to float. And it has a bunch of deployable floats with life jackets and shit. So as long as you don't plunge head first into the water you'll def be rescued. Whereas on land you're either gonna crash and survive or crash and die.

[@Yumemaru.]

@@TheRealRusDaddy yeah

[@MrHotSalsa]

That Malaysian flight proves this wrong

[@wacleford]

Wouldn’t the spider sense warn you when you were in danger even when asleep.

[@TACKO3D]

Episode 185: The Boys explore racism and argue about Spiderman AGAIN

[@yowatchie]

The fact that the first credit they gave to Matthew Perry (along with Friends because it's obvious) wasn't Benny from New Vegas, considering the chucklefucks on this podcast, is crazy. Tbf though I also never expect anything from Sweeney, except bad takes & constant interruption.

[@wheresmyrooptoff4056]

sween gonna be shocked when he finds out how young pharrell looks also the slander on steak tartare is beyond uncultured

[@jartism]

I feel called out as a brit who's only barely not white enough to be translucent. I somehow dodged all my dads brown genes lmao

[@Jamesbgl]

Rip Benny baby

[@jasperbonez2547]

Clean drinking water is mind boggling to Sweeney. I must side with Chris, spiders shoot self-made anus-webbing.

[@mynameisjames12189]

Thanks boys

[@chrisbest2155]

Not Chris calling roe caviar

[@fishface6159]

I had a burger at Gordon Ramsay's pub and grill and it legitimately ruined most fast food places for me because it was leagues better. I don't like lettuce and tomato on my burgers, but on his burger they tasted heavenly.

[@BrandEver117]

Lol Sweeny does not understand how insanely powerful and insidious major world governments can be

[@windwaker105]

I googled “Maldonado” it means ugly or ignorant.

[@MySqueezingArm]

1:33:00 Do all your Gen Ed courses at like Sophia or something. You can save shitloads of money for testing out instead of sitting in class hating yourself.

[@xxNovaprimexx]

Thumbnail should've had Matthew Perrished

[@jartism]

It was galaxy quest by the way Chris

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Matthew Perry more like Matthew Perished, RIP to a real one

[@mitchdouglas9844]

Could I BE more decomposing?

[@kimorayn1733]

Madea will never be the same...

[@demo0831]

Easily become a spiderman, Being able to help the world would be dope. But I aint gonna work with the government.

[@UBDOOMBOT]

5 years ago lol

[@dakotahess3975]

The Boys Argue Over Spider-Man cont..

[@tylerwatson8722]

Pretty sure blonde big tiddy Sigorney is from Galaxy Quest.

[@sped4983]

I disagree with the 100 guilty vs 1 innocent, the 100 guilty people are bound to make victims out of many innocent people vs making one person a victim.

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

Honestly, with the trash ass reality we live in, I'm sure the states would go well out of their way to study me before they spent those resources actually bettering things? Nah, give me the money.

[@HExtraordinaire]

Precum gaaaaaaang!!!!

[@seymourpant]

Could I BE any more dead?

[@shawngriffith6901]

The reason most character are racist or do racist things for comedy is the writer wants to say something racist so have that character do it. This is what Chevy Chase did and is, he's racists and his characters often are too. Some are done very well like cartman who when the United States started supporting nazi of ideology changed to a toxic masculinity trait and stopped the antisemitism. He also isn't welcome in most spaces but because it's a small town they can't really get rid of him and have multiple story lines about how no one wants him around. Topic thunder did this too by how everyone but RDJ's character thinks he's in the wrong for doing black face.

[@magnustherad3597]

longest ive stayed awake was 6 days, it took about 10 grams of speed and constant action... it felt like a month.

[@CvntBunchaNumbers]

It's always annoying when people decide to preface condolences with "I didn't like what they made, it was dogshit, it was terrible, I spent 20 years believing it was written by a blind man with dimentia in 10 minutes... Sad that he's gone tho" like you don't gotta start your condolences by insulting their work, you're allowed to skip over that

[@EmpireAnts42]

True but you're talking about the snark tank here lmao