RIP O.J. Simpson

[@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy]

He died doing what he loved: not being held accountable for the great evils he perpetrated

[@ThommyofThenn]

An all american story beginning, middle and END.

[@BlanBonco]

Haters coming out. But who thinks of Kato and his flowing hair late at night alone?

[@dogchaser520]

I mean, most US presidents have done worse and they weren't even in any funny comedy movies.

[@nunyanunya4147]

@@dogchaser520 Ronald Reagan.

[@dogchaser520]

@@nunyanunya4147 Fair point! SHOW ME ANOTHER

[@PepsiOfficialChannel]

I’m sad Norm MacDonald is not around for this.

[@squatchjosh1131]

It certainly would have brought a twinkle to that old lump of coal's eye

[@lainiwakura666]

:(

[@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub]

But you know who IS around? Frank Stallone.

[@as_the_turntables]

I didn't even know he was sick.

[@cybercop0083]

@@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ubYou guessed it

[@murrygondwana7260]

I will always remember him and his love of getting away with murder.

[@zx5147]

He's innocent

[@murrygondwana7260]

@@zx5147 He may be innocent, but that doesn't mean he didn't murder two people.

[@zoekm]

​@@murrygondwana7260 He did love being innocent while having murdered two people.

[@ThommyofThenn]

If he's guilty then how dud the glove not fit? Magic?

[@ThommyofThenn]

​@@zx5147THANK YOU. Nice to see there is even one person who is not to a COWARD to preach what is TRUTH.

[@jonesguy14]

I didn't even know he was sick

[@vrblther]

radical even

[@Chris-cq5pw]

Nice to see all the Tim-Norm crossover

[@mdihero]

Reminds me of that tragedy

[@Rubicon1985]

He'd been sick for a long time

[@hergetp]

HOLD THE FORT

[@drdrai7479]

A Norm classic: "In his book O.J. Simpson says that: '[he] would have taken a bullet or stood in front of a train for Nicole.' Man I'm gonna tell ya, that is some bad luck; when the one guy who would have died for you... kills you."

[@yashnigam6]

I’ll always remember OJ as the man who got my 5th grade teacher to stop teaching math for 20 minutes so we could all watch the verdict on the TV with wheels. Your contributions to my childhood education won’t be forgotten Mr. Juice Simpson.

[@GiftHaw]

I hope the school principal gave an assembly room lecture that day about how laws are formulated via trial and error and you shouldn't all just move to Canada.

[@stevejacobs2764]

😂, I think that was every school across America during that day.

[@yashnigam6]

@@GiftHaw he would have if it weren’t for the fact that we were already in Canada.

[@GiftHaw]

@@yashnigam6 Ahead of the curve

[@caramel7149]

OH man, gonna miss him. He drove down a street one day, he was so popular he had a police motorcade with him. I heard he was good at football or was in a comedy movie. He kinda did nothing after that, but you know, that's how show business is.

[@zoekm]

He wrote a book. It became quite famous, which must've been hard for him.

[@bcc5701]

I saw him leading a parade once. Still remember how spiffy he looked in that white truck.

[@lerikhkl]

Yeah you do a simple mistake for just one day and then you're out!! That's Hollywood cancel culture for you...

[@Jt1Torso1Winabego]

I heard he went away for a while.

[@markmac2206]

"he stole his own shirts"

[@fluxmuldar]

Finally, OJ can rest knowing that his wife’s killer is dead.

[@UberKvlt]

Underrated comment 😂👌

[@Dooality]

If you came up with this, you deserve a medal.

[@clevelandplonsey7480]

Bravo

[@Lincolnlogsoff]

Did you come up with this? Where'd you hear this?

[@LelaLuster]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@Juiceman390]

Can’t believe norm didn’t outlive OJ.

[@vampsith]

“So anyway that guy that murdered his wife died”

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

Right? There's no justice in this world.

[@andythefork]

And the same thing got them both the cessation of life functions

[@itookallthenames]

You know who did outlive both of them? Frank Stallone.

[@willellis9417]

RIP Norm ❤❤❤

[@kevinufkes3896]

Been missing Norm a lot today. I'm happy you could at least partially fill the gaping joke-hole we are missing out on today. Thanks Tim!

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

Gaping hole? 🤨

[@kevinufkes3896]

@@user-vi4xy1jw7e joke-hole. As in, Norm would have had some good jokes for OJ's death.

[@crescentfreshbret]

O.J. Simpson has died. It’s been reported that it was cancer that killed him, but I, personally, believe that he was murdered. Know who I think did it? You guessed it: Frank Stallone!

[@some_guy117]

Let us remember his great novel “If I Did It” where he hypothetically details how he would’ve murdered his wife

[@southbeachtalent]

Modern day genius. The vivid details of stepping into a murderers shoes. It's almost like he was there that night or something....

[@caucasoidape8838]

I saw an orange smoothie at a restaurant named "OJ Getaway"

[@AlanSmithe]

that's funny

[@ThommyofThenn]

Funny!

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

I remember Vitamin Water advertising their orange drink with "O.J. found guilty (of being high in sugar, that is)."

[@tayloreh]

"Would you like some OJ, Simpson?" "No, and quit calling me OJ Simpson!"

[@pataplan]

Not many people realize that OJ Simpson's real first name, Orenthal, is of mighty Celtic origin, and is said to mean “pine tree.” A competing etymology says it may be a variant of the Germanic name Orendel, meaning “morning star.” Either way, it's a word closely related to nature and the northern wilderness. Naming your boy Orenthal may instill in him a love of flora and fauna, such as the strangling vine and the black widower.

[@TundieRice]

Goddamn!

[@DaughterOfFrankenste]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@tigercarings]

LOLL

[@DetectorCliche]

Hold on, isn’t Lucifer’s last name “Morningstar”?

[@Synthetic_Soul_CH]

Is this the beginning of Cancer's Redemption Arc?

[@FlyAwayHawk]

Today, Cancer won its battle with OJ Simpson

[@jiimjaam]

No, that started with Rush Limbaugh

[@dougt.6415]

Norm MacDonald would have loved this bit

[@ManillaHeep]

Talk about a guy who knew how to cut and run. (On the football field. I’m talking about football.)

[@jasonsmith530]

OJ is looking up on me every time I play the Bills in Madden

[@richardeicholtz4868]

You think that's crazy? There was this guy in California that got away with killing 19 people at this music festival. And the same guy's son and his step son died so young and neither are coming back. Oj was nothing in comparison to this guy.

[@AlexSaysHi2013]

What?

[@saggysackstudios]

gregghead cope

[@Pinko-Diamond]

​@@AlexSaysHi2013 he sold poison vape drugs to kids. The whole trial is on KZbin.

[@TundieRice]

@@AlexSaysHi2013 wow, you've never heard of the great TCH vape scandal?? all I can say is *"lucky you!"*

[@michaeljstraley]

Dr San approved this message

[@PplsChampion]

i dare to dream of a day when we can transmit video directly from Heaven and Hell, and norm mcdonald and oj have a podcast called 'both sides'

[@PepsiOfficialChannel]

Gold.

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

There's good people on both sides. Both sides.

[@ruthie8785]

“Celebrated actor from the Naked Gun films” lol

[@85jongo]

The Juice has been freshly squeezed.

[@Maxbev14]

The worst thing about OJ was the hypocrisy

[@ojsimpsonofficial]

Thanks, I really needed this rn

[@fahriakalin5936]

thanks tim!

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

He was my favorite actor.

[@marleyplumb4562]

Sure everyone talks about how O.J died, but no one talks talks nobody talks about how Leslie Nielsen came back to life.

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

I felt like I had a stroke reading this

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

I remember Vitamin Water advertising their orange drink with the line: "O.J. found guilty (of being high in sugar, that is)."

[@micdom43]

When was he found guilty in a criminal case?

[@southbeachtalent]

​@@micdom43/whoosh

[@7stitches]

Reminds me of that tragedy

[@tubby4388]

Great profile pic!

[@Chris-cq5pw]

Oh 9/11

[@7stitches]

@@tubby4388 hell yeah thanks! Integrity rules

[@RobD-jq7ry]

A good man. Gone too soon. He was such a killer football player.

[@Galumpa22]

We will remember him always for his undying passion for football and murdering.

[@MoonshineBootleg]

A great husband who just had a bad day. Rest in Paradise sir

[@ThommyofThenn]

Amen

[@fistyann8434]

Bravo, Heidecker. ❤

[@michaeljacksin9367]

my thoughts are with his family

[@TheMisterGuy]

He can finally rest in peace, now that his wife's real killer is dead.

[@bryceshell01]

ripe

[@zoekm]

ripe orange juice

[@mtgentry]

Tim channeling Norm here

[@zachbaker1167]

He died doing what he loved most. Watching someone in his life perish.

[@shanetheliver]

Crazy times we're livin' in. Crazy times!

[@LondonHomerWambeam]

This is legitimately how I found out

[@laviebohemia93]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Juice is no longer loose.

[@PuckeredMeatball]

RIPOJ. Flung too soon.

[@guignolfest]

I was going to make the same joke until I saw this. Reposting. Thanks for saving me a couple of steps. Love your show. We caught you live a couple years ago in Portland. Brilliant!

[@Dfturcott]

Next time I play bar trivia my team name will be the oj simpson institute for golf course management and cutlery

[@Barry101er]

We will always remember where we were when we heard the news he was gone.

[@odshadow2961]

RIP Legend 🙏💯

[@ronswanson1410]

Apple juice would never do this. Lemonade though... Watch tf out for that crazy bastard

[@TheShortGirl666]

Lemonade isn't as bad as milk, though. Some say milk was born to be bad 👹

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

​@@TheShortGirl666What about strawberry milk?

[@ronswanson1410]

@@TheShortGirl666 Milk can lay in wait trying to fck sht up royally.

[@illuminotmereloaded6896]

I love L.A.! We love it!

[@AGHathaway]

It really sucks that OJ is in those naked gun movies

[@bluewuppo]

i didnt even know he was sick

[@RoninAgain]

Fumble recovered. Always a legend in many ways. He got away with the ball, also on the football field. Touchdown completed.

[@soundacresstudio]

This got me zone-blazed like waaaaAAAT?

[@Willibeolder]

Tim looks way different to me now

[@FAYMprod]

the scary thing is whoever killed OJ's wife is still out there, maybe even got OJ because he was close to cracking the case

[@TOYBOX2008]

As soon as they set up that clip and knew which one it was going to be.🤣

[@WingZeroDuality]

he was funny in Naked Gun.

[@nunyanunya4147]

GOOD LUCK JUICE! Norm has a head start on you and knows a few people. now we will never know who killed OJ's wife :(

[@theomacer3094]

It was OJ

[@TundieRice]

@@theomacer3094 that couldn't be so. OJ named his book *IF* I Did It... (and notice the *"IF"* there, if you please!) This means that he is admitting that he *didn't* kill his wife, but is willingly assuming the mind of a cold-blooded killer, and offering up a fully believable scenario in which he *did in fact* murder his beautiful bride, which could very much indeed be a great insight into how Nicole Brown Simpson's true murderer actually perpetrated this heinous act. ...and yet, the leftist commie *PINKO* asshole publishers at Beauford Books just so decided to be wise-guys and placed the "IF" in "If I Did It" in extremely small print (too small for most microscopes to read, in fact) to try to frame the brilliant all-American athlete Orenthal James "Orange Juice" Simpson of murdering his one and only beloved spouse, which ended up falsely cementing O.J.'s reputation as a deadly murderer forever 😢 Shameful and undignified, I'd say!!

[@afterhourscinema782]

"I'd like to send a special SHOUT OUT to my homeboi OJ Simpson! Keep up the good work, baby. 2 less we gotta worry about" *-New Jack/ECW LEGEND* 🤣

[@southbeachtalent]

Sure.... If we call every former ECW wrestler a legend like every WWE wrestler is a superstar. Super Nova, Dances with Dudley, Pit Bull Number 2 and Steve Corino are legends too!

[@quesoblanco444]

OJ's name will live on, in the comments section of every live police chase in LA.

[@calebhorton4701]

🎶 Fareweeeelll OJ 🎵

[@Gunbudder]

WE GOT HIM BOYS! finally some justice. it only took like 30 years or so. i can't believe he is actually dead, i thought people were joking. the juice is NOT loose!

[@The_voices_are_getting_louder_]

Rest in peace OJ, jay z already missed you

[@allenfrosty371]

This is just like Norm looking up Hitler and pretending to not know who he is lmao. "Hmmm, seems this guy was an artist? From Austria. Waitaminute..... Hold the phone- he hated jews!"

[@ngsq12]

Everbody forgets Capricorn One.

[@ShenDoodles]

One day he’ll get justice for missing out on Prison Vacation. Poor guy needed to go so bad, and he should’ve.

[@JSTNtheWZRD]

Juice!

[@Gravitatis]

it would be extremely entertaining to watch a boxing match between tim and OJ, each in their physical primes

[@dogchaser520]

Seems like a Norm bit, finding out suddenly that OJ did it. Good bit

[@Johnnyrocket5834]

Excellent news. OJ will never have to feel cold again.

[@MikeRLloyd73]

I saw him on the Riverwalk walk in downtown San Antonio while I was working as a waiter. He was talking to my girlfriend who at that time was a hostess. He was hitting on her as I approached and I was furious. She didn't know who he was being fresh from Serbia. I gave em the evil eye standing behind her. Couldn't really say anything just frozen in fear...after all he murdered a waiter. Later a woman would stand up in one of the riverboats and scream "MURDERER"!!!! The whole Riverwalk was clapping

[@BlanBonco]

Shirley you're joking mr Heideckur

[@TundieRice]

He isn't, and don't call him *"surely."*

[@CharlieGreene24242]

1:12 "aw, look, he's seeing all his old friend!"

[@radiobrain94]

you know the more I learn about this OJ guy the more I don't care for him!

[@brandonmorel2658]

So many old people dying lately: Kissinger, OJ, &c, &c. The world is going to shit, but there's at least something to celebrate about!

[@TundieRice]

Kissinger was 24 years older than OJ and exactly 100 years old, I wouldn't exactly put them in the same category of "old people," lol.

[@MK-fm3ln]

RIP OJ ❤

[@bizmo2789]

Oh that’s just terrible 😂 lol I love Tim the quick shot of American crime story had me crying 😂

[@derunsympath]

I didnt know him but i miss him already.

[@ThePsho]

Hey hey, easy. That’s my lucky stabbin’ hat.

[@GOES211]

RIP Norm McDonald

[@michaeldiggs3009]

The Juice has expired.

[@joemuscarella2986]

If it wasn't for OJs comedic skills Tim would most likely not be working in this industry. RIP Nordberg

[@guyvizard549]

...my father died the same way.

[@pitdog75]

Tim pulled a Norm there.

[@lymb3914]

I think this is how he would want to be remembered. As a punchline in a Leslie Nielsen movie.

[@nataliejones2894]

that was quick

[@KalebWilson95]

Nice norm impression @30 secs 😂

[@gobit74]

Murder or homicide, tomato or tomatoe. He did the first & third words of my first sentence.

[@TheBaioken]

Potato potato

[@PlagueRavenRX]

Ah, you always crack me up, Tim, even on the shittiest days. 🤣

[@TundieRice]

...yeah, I'm truly grateful that he can help to ease the pain of losing one of our greatest actors/athletes 😢

[@joeprusha8269]

Guys c'mon, stop calling him a murderer. He wasn't a murderer. He covered for his son, whom is indeed a murderer. Twice over.

[@pacotaco1246]

I dont think ill be able to get used to apple juice

[@mkrcivoj]

RIP Juice.

[@perry_carrey8327]

Rot in hell Juice!

[@JamesMellish]

Already struggling to remember who that is

[@twistedoperator4422]

Never payed a dime in the court ordered civil suit

[@RimRimTim]

Hold the fort!

[@JamoonXerxesSauber]

I knew he was gonna play it like this but it still made me crack up. And reminded me of that ole chunk of coal Norm

[@christian_heretic]

Norm would’ve loved this.

[@illuminotmereloaded6896]

It was Nordberg! He was dealing H!

[@josephirizarry5195]

the earth is healing

[@annaritaranalli1791]

We will not miss him