Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam ." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"
@goldenballspice11 ай бұрын
whats that got to do with rising damp
@fredflintstoner59611 ай бұрын
YOU MUST BE THE VILLAGE IDIOT IF YOU CAN'T WORK IT OUT FOR YOUR SELF !@@goldenballspice
@pappyreeves69886 ай бұрын
Goodness, I wonder if the make up department put Optrex in his eyes, or did Richard's eyes always glisten so beautifully...sigh....