"Ritual of the Seven Sins" by MisterNailbrain75 | CreepyPasta Storytime

[@smokeemifyougotem9662]

Greed : I want shit Envy : I want your shit Lust : I am into some freaky shit Gluttony : this is some tasty shit Wrath: I am going to wreck your shit Sloth: I don't want to do shit Pride : I am the shit

[@ordinaryextraordinarybrotha]

Unfortunately this describes the average person that's why America's in the such a bad condition

[@stank_da_tank]

@@ordinaryextraordinarybrotha most people think like this.

[@parkerpaniagua1316]

@@ordinaryextraordinarybrotha not just America but okay

[@Shadethewolfy]

Greed: I want fucks to give Envy: I want your fucks. I'm not giving them. Lust: I want you to fuck me. Gluttony: This is fucking tasty Wrath: I'm going to fuck you up Sloth: I don't give a fuck about anything. Pride: You want to fuck me, don't you?

[@gamingboi111]

an accurate depiction of each deadly sin all ending in the word shit

[@mattmorning9289]

"Even if the religion isn't real. Like from a video game or movie." So I can't wear my tri-force necklace

[@chickenpermissionart4711]

I can't wear my Queen shirt...

[@larrypoppins6273]

@@chickenpermissionart4711 I can't ignite my lightsaber (in the lust room. 😏😏)

[@bigsepticc9948]

Matt Morning I was gonna wear my amulet of Mara and try to seduce the thing

[@bonnietelocole6777]

I'm sad that I won't be able to take my UwU mug with me. It's my favorite cup :'(

[@bradyp8868]

Hell i just can't do it period, i have a triforce tattoo lol

[@justinholt7059]

Ritual pastas are probably my favorite

[@Rome274]

Justin Holt . Yes same here . 👍

[@bmaria8011]

same

[@themiller3940]

Justin Holt I like zombie creepypastas but they could technically also be a ritual pasta, which I know there's one zombie one

[@itsvax9237]

Same to

[@semi-automaticdooropened9007]

I like cosmic and existental pastas more

[@user-pw8kc9le1e]

all these comments about failing at lust when I'm probably already fast asleep in sloth.. xD

[@AllYourPals]

true enough, i mean its not like your getting intimate with Elizabeth anytime soon... P.S why are you such an ass to Sebastian?

[@wolfieshadowfang5875]

I hear that. I'd be gone by wrath... harsh tempers suck

[@somewhataperson6429]

Sameeee

[@bonnietelocole6777]

I'd fail before I even get to gluttony. I can't bring my phone with me? Well screw you ritual, imma stay in bed all day >:( but yeah I probably would fail at lust. I have learned to keep my mouth shut and my hands to myself so I'd pass the other rooms easily

[@wendigostudiosLNandMlp66]

I'd probably fail at Wrath

[@richardskull6046]

his voice is freaking paradise to my ears , hypnotic, carving the story into my mind 😵

[@williamheiedman3970]

i know XD

[@richardskull6046]

You think the ritual has any validity to the occult ? Could ne cool

[@carmelodelapaz741]

Richard Skull wow, I said the same thing to myself.

[@cykakyasu8828]

I just forgot what the sloth room contains

[@YouGot4Shotted]

ente save us all

[@lordedge9068]

Ritualpastas are my favorite type of creepypasta, I wish Mrcreepypasta would read more

[@silver8274]

Same

[@anaturn12]

Yep shame there is not much of good ones. This one is realy awesome thou. FInaly something that makes sense and it nost just "If you fail its ITS SPOOOOKKKYYYY!"

[@anaturn12]

***** Cant argue with that! :-D

[@rickyskilled]

Me is become agreed

[@Loltroll8]

Bomb_Boy567 yes i dont know why but ritualpastas are my favorite too

[@wobblewokgaming655]

1st Sin: Gluttony 2nf Sin: Greed 3rd Sin: Sloth 4th Sin: Wrath 5th Sin: Pride 6th Sin: Lust 7th Sin: Envy

[@ThaGuyXaii]

I’m gonna stop at greed or sloth

[@tiy4301]

Sloth seems like the hardest one, I have enough problems trying not to sleep as it is.

[@typeepsilon3502]

no religious stuff? ok *slowly puts away lightsaber*

[@what-mv8yp]

Type Epsilon lol

[@adampigott9677]

Ha same

[@madison9085]

Fucking dead 💀

[@peterpine5298]

Luke Skywalker is that you...

[@lamarledennis3220]

What if the lightsaber is your item though?

[@noahyoung9651]

"They don't like blood sacrifices" Well, that's 6 years of my life wasted

[@yourgaybeng5953]

That's sad

[@fifaislife539]

People going to do this ritual just for the sex room

[@madwildocean03]

Lmao right 😂

[@kashiskumar4857]

Fifa Is life k why are most people thinking of Sex Rooms that’s gross

[@peterpine5298]

The Pervs (Chastity is Lusts Heavenly Virtue Counterpart, The Smarter Choice)

[@bigsepticc9948]

Spankbank in overdrive

[@cloudfromff7p440]

Trust me I would not do it they say the will do the real perverted shit

[@TheWanderingLPer]

"You shouldn't do this but I'll tell you how anyway" is one of my least favorite tropes.

[@cykakyasu8828]

But you cant just say something like "Yeah mate go do this and fuking die"

[@faith9095]

I do love me some rituals

[@nyxtherianwolf4711]

Do you have an Instagram cuz I think I follow it lol

[@patriciochandia1147]

+Sunshine Sharp the Killjøy same

[@luckydog1996]

That name tho!! 😂😂👌👍👍

[@emmanuelgarcia6553]

lol sammeee

[@villeaula9456]

the only one that I can do to get a new thread in a couple days and then you will have a good day autocomplete is awesome

[@ambernicolesteylen9327]

"An item of great sentimental value" *looks at pagan pentagram necklace on chest* hey I love this thing it could work. "No religious symbols." DAMMIT.

[@i.am.your.familiar]

AmberNicole Steylen lol😂

[@DrepaChorusTCG]

I feel ya, as a wiccan my self

[@katylepetsos7512]

AmberNicole Steylen EREN

[@themanbehindtheslaughter7374]

Lol

[@ZarPof]

9:42 "that even the most perverted human mind would find horrible to behold." Has this person seen the internet? Have they read human history of the dark ages? Any demon would jealous of humans for the horrors that only they can inflict upon themselves. Nothing is beyond the human scope and nothing is beyond the human scope for enjoyment.

[@chetanaofficial]

Well, no.

[@ZarPof]

EKOOing Gaming Care to elaborate?

[@ghoulishartist]

Apparently, they haven't. Nor have they seen my mind...

[@ekramer1030]

Yes, humans can be horrid, but imagine if you will, a creature older than dirt. That is quite literal, one who is well aware of every horror, past or present, one who no doubt knows your worst fear and one with powers that are well beyond human reality. One who wishes, and is designed to do nothing but make you suffer, in whatever way or ways, for all the rest of eternity, with no death, no escape, no relief, no mercy. Now imagine crawling into bed with several of those...and never ever being able to get out again.

[@ZarPof]

E Kramer I never argued it wouldn't be horrible for me. But nothing is beyond human enjoyment, or at least human nihilism. Imagine a Buddhist monk in the tukdam*, a meditative state where they go days if not weeks without doing anything to include eat and drink. Some even die in that state due to inaction. These horrors wouldn't affect them in the least as they'd just mentally remove themselves from reality. Or if the person was mentally insane and not privy to the reality in which they actually resided (which I might argue would be a likely scenario for most who undergo indefinite torture). Think the hedonic treadmill except for pain. Not to mention a Stockholm syndrome, even tortured peoples have been known to start to sympathize with their captors or at least become content. The human psyche has many defenses for horrible things. Probably because we evolved in terrible scenarios so those who could mentally cope passed on their mental stability and adaptive nature (I know insanity doesn't sound like a benefit but the ability to deny part of reality can often be incredibly helpful). * www.ibtimes.co.uk/mummified-buddhist-monk-still-alive-after-200-years-nearly-buddha-1486570

[@mostar1219]

With the anger room, I would just tell everyone "Thank you for your honesty" before leaving

[@diondrepope4444]

Monique Star i would smoke a blunt lls

[@rattales58]

Look like i have failed the lust test LOL

[@rinku_pinks]

same lol

[@biggshoverwelder3690]

Crow Black same, I wonder what kind of depravities... because I think I could get behind that XD

[@firstnamesurname7640]

Yeah, me too 😄😅.

[@whiskey_phillips]

I had a comment all thought out about how being young, female, and knowing how to work OkCupid, that room would be a breeze for me- but then I remembered how many times I told my friends I wasn't gonna do something and the next day got a response of, "JESUS! Whit! I thought you said..." and I realized I just may fail this room. I was betting it would be the sloth room for sure (narcoleptic) but it just may be this one.

[@4133alackner]

Me too

[@gypsydanger1013]

The anger room... so basically like getting trapped into Tumblr then?

[@reapercorvin4664]

Gypsy Danger i am anger

[@justinehorton2527]

I'd see my dad in the anger room...

[@julianrivera943]

Call of duty lobby’s or endgame chat

[@geo9510]

Twitter

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Twitter*

[@GloriousZote]

having the ability to completely annihaliate any politician on the spot though

[@PhantomEagle..]

I see this as an absolute win if you're going into politics

[@yrslg]

"Most important item to you" me: My phone.....😂😂😂

[@itsvax9237]

XD

[@cloudfromff7p440]

NINTENDO switch

[@PhantomEagle..]

My gaming PC

[@50percentGrey]

I always thought there was an 8th Deadly Sin. Not jealousy, which is a mix of the other sins, but of... Depravity. The feeling of ridding of all curcumstances around you and finding yourself propelling through an endless multiversal 8-loop cycle and not stopping, displacing every plane of space, time, matter, and reality until you awake/reincarnate on a cold pedestal where God's masterpiece once glowed.

[@dariusmoon5980]

Dunno why but it reminds me of Re:Zero with the MC

[@MetaKnight964]

People think of lust when the word depravity is mentioned. And I don't see how jealousy is a mix of other sins.

[@milky-m7325]

What an interesting theory

[@dariusmoon5980]

Question is which of these is worse?

[@50percentGrey]

MetaKnight964 Depravity can imply the absence of many virtues in the heart of a human being. Love and affection is a major thing to not do without, whether or not it condones sex, hence the assumption of Lust being the common link. However, other virtues like Faith, Trust, and Knowledge equally qualify for this missing gap. So if we risked losing one virtue, then we risk losing the rest. Therefore, Depravity is incurred.

[@seththegreengreen5788]

Oh man! I've been waiting for another ritual story for ever! Thank you MrC~! If you could find more of these I bet many people would love it.

[@shawns574]

This cat is a true artist if there ever was one. He can tie humor into the story and still keep it chilling

[@YeagerBomb-ww3bn]

That so doesn't sound worth the trouble to go through for that reward. 11 miles sound more worth it than this.

[@noahbyrd8141]

The 30 seconds of the worse sounds you can imagine sounds better than restraining itself ?

[@noahbyrd8141]

Yourself mb

[@hughjanus3287]

Yeah. Similar to the librarian ritual this one will give you greater mental insights but it may eventually drive you mad.

[@mcbuster_]

naaaaahh. all you have to do is resist the temptation.

[@vanellope681]

yeah

[@rocknrollroses]

"no this is not some sort of blood sacrifice" dammit I love blood sacrifices :/

[@zackarypettit9250]

I know right? So disappointing..

[@milky-m7325]

+Kaleb Cloeter more like emo lmao

[@nathanjacob0436]

Yeah I was really looking forward for an excuse to kill that stray cat in my yard... but noooo it just couldn't be some blood induced ritual...

[@acutepatootie2677]

SACRIFICE, SACRIFICE, SACRIFICE! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@cykakyasu8828]

Lets sacrifice the dobre brothers to Satan to give us all magical powers, lets even throw in logan paul and his brother, heck why not even throw in Jojo siwa

[@ravenhutson9554]

This is one of the best so far. His voice is carving the story and the images in my mind. I love this!! :)

[@oreo5875]

that lust one seems lit

[@larrypoppins6273]

Especially if it's margot robbie on the bed, OOH MAMA! 🤦‍♂️Nobody asked you emoticon!

[@Blahblahblah28504]

Hardest rooms will probably be Sloth and especially Lust. I can easily see the lust room getting a lot of people.

[@bow820605]

SOUNDS LIKE 'SIN'MULATOR

[@larrypoppins6273]

Nice pun, 😂 you even made emoticon laugh, and he's a disembodied emoji!

[@everettlogan2433]

Oh how incredibly bad I want this to be real. I would still grab a hot dog. The complete sexual depravity death doesn't sound too bad either.

[@MetaKnight964]

What's so good about being someones sex doll?

[@everettlogan2433]

MetaKnight964 You highly underestimate just how much of a depraved deviant I am

[@MetaKnight964]

You have issues

[@everettlogan2433]

MetaKnight964 You're a 100% random, anonymous person on the internet. And I'm supposed to be disappointed that you don't want to be my friend? The only way you could be more of a stranger to me was if you didn't have the internet. Jsyk literally nobody gives a fuck about you here.

[@MetaKnight964]

First I changed my reply to something moe sensible, second don't pretend everyone is like you cause they're not.

[@carsons8336]

Yeah, the sex room would have gotten me 😐

[@Lawsonomy1]

Just get a bunch of sex in the previous room. Fearing daggers for a little bit isn't much of a problem.

[@RkEr-hd3xg]

I dont normally like people so it would be pretty easy for me up until the sex room

[@hughjanus3287]

Same.

[@firstnamesurname7640]

Not alone there. 😂

[@YeagerBomb-ww3bn]

Think most of us would fall for that one.

[@atimidbirb]

"perverted tortures that even the most filthy human mind would find horrifying to behold" Is that a fucking challenge

[@samuelkuhn4067]

Wait, what If I was an asexual? What would I see in the lust room?

[@tobywood00]

+Maxmilian Dove why are you telling people to kill themselves??? Thats really mean

[@bobisdoinsomething895]

Harmony Yay at least he spelled yourself and not urself

[@daddykink3092]

Well maybe you would see things you are romantically attracted too ? Unless your aromatic aswell . Then Idk

[@saras.5052]

Ave Athleta same, I relate

[@shinigami1st]

Ave Athleta honestly, if that was the case, I think that would not only represent lust, but (forgot the name of that one but I guess it would be arrogance since you're IN LOVE with yourself lol)..

[@funfettiiz]

everyone saying they would fail lust me, an asexual : I have total immunity!

[@tiratherabbit6247]

Eyyy! Fellow ace!

[@rabidpinkbunny8915]

Well damn... if the food didn't get me, the fancy computers probably would. XD

[@jeremypedersen6894]

Same

[@muglyfuglythug2.045]

(Entering the lust room) Me: Alright. Just ignore all of the temptations and run towards the exit. (Lady Dimitrescu appears) "Where do you think you're going, little man-thing?" Me: Welp. I'm fucked.

[@TonySilvey13]

The nap room would've gotten me -_-

[@gerardgaythekilljy9175]

I just shaved my legs

[@nathanjacob0436]

Hot

[@csms9300]

Pics or it didn't happen

[@Blackjet-yl8cq]

Gerard! Gay the killjøy bro I just did the same, mad respect homes.

[@henrytheeighths]

-paralyzes you and slurps up leggies- OwO

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

ok

[@DriftTaxi]

"That even the most filthy mind, would find horrifying to behold" **looks around and slowly closes my private browsing windows** Yeah . . .horrifying . . just . . .yeah **runs**

[@returdedtv7356]

it's probably nothin compared to mine

[@DriftTaxi]

Returded TV I was trying to decide if I should make a 4Chan joke, but this one won out.

[@returdedtv7356]

+disturbedking8 but every day I'm learning

[@Shadethewolfy]

Me: Shows up naked for the ritual Creature: Why... why are you naked??? Me, exasperated: BECAUSE CLOTHES ARE A RELIGIOUS SYMBOL IN KILL LA KILL Creature: I'm... sorry? Me: THE COVERS CULT. THEY WORSHIP CLOTHING.

[@mixmasterX28]

Gluttony greed wrath pride lust envy Did i miss one?

[@rvbfan18]

Sloth.

[@SkullKingOG]

sloth u missed sloth lol

[@dumbbitch5931]

I see what you did there.

[@aubrielaurie9708]

Yes

[@Rozwarty]

You missed slo- Ohhhhhh. Wow. Clever.

[@Sofia-ge6wm]

*enters lust room* *see's Ban from seven deadly sins laying on the bed* Me: Welp lookes like I lost

[@wolfetteplays8894]

I’d see Asriel, God of Hyperdeath on that bed though 🥵🥵🥵 real talk

[@yessitsbritt1440]

Ban is sexy ...I would too lol

[@IzztGoBzzt]

"Ok, I've passed every single room from gluttony, pride and even wrath itself, surely the next one can't be that ba-" *Cuts myself off seeing the room that was supposedly Lust* ". . . . Fuck this I'm staying here"

[@silverdrag0n_]

It ain't worth it. You aren't even allowed to kill anyone and steal their soul. This ritual sucks!

[@dearalexander6284]

I t s f a k e

[@Lawsonomy1]

+Dear Alexander Why would you even bother writing that?

[@cheezwhiz7271]

N O I T S R E A L

[@carlito8582]

Every time I hear any mention of the seven deadly sins i immediately think of the anime

[@kabosu4287]

can't lie.. this is one of my favorite pasta of all time (beside the "i'm a swat officer.." ) i think it's great. makes my imagination goes wild..

[@distanctive4768]

"It's the equivalent of some random dude breaking into your house and waving his junk in your face" I thought of Homestuck, but then I remembered this has NOTHING to do with Homestuck :B

[@jworsham8971]

This guys voice just keeps me on edge lol thanks again for another awesome narration

[@samuelfradanmark]

I definitely wouldn't mind the lust room. You can't name one thing that they could possibly do that wouldn't be pleasant. I guess that's just one of the perks of being dirty.

[@lahpaw4215]

I keep Sloth in my room and Pride

[@mossypancakes]

+gø away wait nø what depths of hell did you crawl from ?

[@smokeemifyougotem9662]

they said pleasurable, it has to be tied to something sexual, not sadist

[@smokeemifyougotem9662]

John Pagulayan chances are they have some healing ability as they dont want you dead, and most of those are more sadist then sexual

[@smokeemifyougotem9662]

John Pagulayan and they said dirty not sadist, so something along the lines of that would make more sense the violence, after all there purpose is to give pleasure as they are succubi, if your compleatly misarable they are not doing there job right

[@chrisdominic6236]

The thunder feels real with head phones on , it's cool

[@bethanyjayne7248]

I think lust would get most people

[@larrypoppins6273]

Oh yeah, I'm a massive harry Potter fan, so there could just be Emma Watson (Hermione for those who don't know) to be on the bed, and *BOOM* failed.

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

People with a petrifaction fetish would go to the greed room to live out their eternal fantasy.

[@Twilightmia]

so basically this allows you to know when people lie...eh.....not worth the trouble

[@despairia]

Seriously! I know how to do that already. Going through the trial does sound kinda cool, though.

[@RubberDucky757]

You would be an amazing detective.

[@hughjanus3287]

Not only that but you would always know everyone's intentions in every situation.

[@swordstrafe]

+despairia I'd rather just chill w the sadist

[@amanimccutcheon8701]

nine tails

[@localdummy3768]

K, but anything revolving around the seven deadly sins is immediately my favorite thing. It's just weirdly fascinating to me. •___•

[@reapercorvin4664]

Katherine Rockwell cool

[@georgemcmillan9172]

When describing the "Glutany room", the Monte Python skit about "Mr Cumberbatch" immediately came to mind! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lolzwerepirates2767]

ive given satan my damn arm and leg and even my brothers body but i still dont have a freaking dragon, i can only move dirt around and make it into a ball.

[@derekquigley5816]

Satan? Sounds more like Truth if you ask me.

[@reapercorvin4664]

Thanks for telling about our ritual my friend

[@legerandy9936]

Huh ? 😂😂🤣🤣

[@lordredman6137]

Room one Gluttony Room two Greed Room 3 Sloth Room four Wrath Room 5 Pride Room 6 Lust Room 7 Envy

[@SonicfanTheNightfury5099]

1. Lust 2. Gluttony 3. Greed 4. Sloth 5. Wrath 6. Envy 7. Pride these are the Seven Deadly Sins.

[@jasmineholmes2418]

Does it matter what name you put down on the piece of paper?

[@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039]

I guess it must be of a real person

[@maximutatro3176]

Is this what's happening to the game of thrones character?

[@breanna.1838]

|-/

[@berwynsigns4115]

+Breanna Hopkins |-/

[@berwynsigns4115]

|-/

[@michelleyanakis8510]

Best one I've heard in a long time. Good job!

[@MrAhoyGaming]

I would probably stay there with the girls :D :D :D

[@Tra.images]

That's what I was thinking

[@eternitisRequiem]

...Of ecstasy.

[@puffnisse]

Death by snu-snu.

[@Immolator772]

I imagine myself being fucked by a drill. So yeah, definitely not staying with them.

[@MrAhoyGaming]

Thats definetly interesting imagination :)

[@leonardfabian8942]

Ritualpastas: Dont do this ritual. Also Ritualpastas: Proceeds to give you instruction on how to do the ritual.

[@lindseydoge2677]

"Make sure that you are barring no religious icon" So I can't bring my Donald Trump hat?

[@captainclassic2740]

Took me a little to realize the rooms are every sin lmao. That's really cool.

[@rebeccathacker1331]

What do u call your fans??? If you just call them your fans I think you would call them your CREEPS!!! Hey my creeps!!! sub to be a creep today!!!! XD

[@berwynsigns4115]

Have u heard if creels coasts a competitor of MrCreepyPasta

[@berwynsigns4115]

*CreepsMcPasta

[@kelsnotarapper6002]

Good one MCP keep it up man. You inspire me.

[@HaZa917]

O_O Could it be a ritual story its been 10000000001345 years since MCP has done one

[@lindseydoge2677]

Lol I read MCP as MCR and I was like BITCH WHERE????😂

[@georgesva1696]

+Lindsey Doge I mean.. Milk fic 😏😂

[@unlimited-edge]

“Until you’re little more than a savage beast with instincts to rip and tear” *Doom theme begins to play*

[@melkemann]

What should I do if I keep seeing small dots in the mirrors after doing this ritual?

[@wylmii2184]

did it work?

[@SickUserName]

+Wilmary nigga this is a creepypasta, of course it doesnt work

[@melkemann]

Of course it worked. Duh.

[@legerandy9936]

@@melkemann mmmhmmm first off dots in mirror aren't dangerous and lastly i don't think you are telling the truth 😂😂🤣🤣 if so then say if im lying or not: i don't like rap. There you go now im waiting for your answer 😂😂🤣🤣

[@jerseybound717]

Up and down goes the volume like a roller coaster.

[@Victoriai-y2m]

Salt= pearl precious thing= steven Lighter= garnet Im ready yo

[@mikaylaburns6404]

I see what you did here :)Steven universe fandom is everywhere lol

[@lexb9037]

Nepeta tho

[@vanellope681]

omgosh I just spent the week watching Steven Universe!

[@vanellope681]

Where is Amethyst?

[@larrypoppins6273]

One question: does an infinity gauntlet count as a religious item? Second question: can I bring a group? Because I'm sure as hell not going to experience the literal SEVEN DEADLY SINS without backup!

[@legerandy9936]

Well for the group i don't know but the infinity gauntlet is more of a weapon than a religious item and if you want to try it well i can only advise you not to

[@mememachine2737]

it sounds pretty easy but the lust part will get me :(

[@chibiselena2688]

Same :(

[@nathanjacob0436]

Yeah that it the sleep one.

[@TheAngelica5093]

Wow this actually gave me chills

[@hannahg7591]

Oh shit I got stuck in the lust room

[@HexenFrau]

I like this one. I don’t have a preference for the rules stories, like some do, but t like them all the same. This story, though, goes above just being a good “rules” story, but is a genuinely good story for most genres, since I don’t think it’s really scary, but it is a good chilling tale. Thanks for sharing!

[@Teboski78]

When you say "give any such sign" of your lust. Would a giant erection count as such a sign?

[@blunts1988]

^

[@vanellope681]

lol!

[@nathanjacob0436]

Yeah I'd have to run... even being in track I doubt I'd make it.

[@bodhiespinoza9283]

Teboski78 would even a blush count?

[@ShyGuy-ks9th]

Forever asleep doesn't sound that bad. Unless you're ever traped in a endless nightmare.

[@k.poe.edwards_836]

Does this have to be your name or can you make one up? I would probably do this.

[@canned-bread_4754]

It won't work

[@ethangrimwood5741]

Why would you want to try this even if it where real?

[@k.poe.edwards_836]

+ethan grimwood because I'm a horror junky and I didn't realize that what I did with my life was your business.(:

[@canned-bread_4754]

+Poe Musica do you need a safe space?

[@k.poe.edwards_836]

+Canned- Bread_ frankly, I'm to lazy to actually go through with it. But it would be cool if it was a real thing. And I'm surprised all of you care about little ol' me and my comment.

[@justagoat9039]

I think ill get past the sex room. After all animw guys are none existence XD

[@cloudfromff7p440]

R fucked then I'm sorry

[@hendbdhjznsnwbhajfj]

"but if you're truely serious, as you must be if you botherd to listen up to this point." Me: *sitting in my jogers eating chips*"yeah totally, let's do this ritual."

[@ashanu90]

rip and tear? as in until it's done?

[@Preytorcam]

Loads Shotgun*

[@tacovshotdog]

This ritual is HUGE.

[@pizzacoma7613]

I heard about a secret 8th room hidden under the bed in the lust room. If you enter the Konami code on the trap door and go down the ladder, you'll enter a room filled with hundreds puppies. You must not pet even one of them or else you'll be turned into a cat and be chased by the puppies for all eternity. Not one human being has ever made it to the end. DON'T PET THE GOOD BOYS.

[@mrballpython2105]

I would give in too lust so incredibly easily.

[@larrypoppins6273]

Who would you imagine on the bed?

[@mikey22791]

back to my roots ritual pastas is what got me into this stuff

[@WilonaMinaWalker]

Could someone please send the steps of this ritual to me? It would be way easier than to try to listen to Mr Creeps and try to write what he's saying, lol

[@legerandy9936]

Look at the link there is in the description there is a link to the written story ;) but yeah i will try to do this one tonight or tomorrow night i'll see

[@REMmy0]

one of my favourite creepypastas great readings man

[@me.crunchy7181]

The lust test in meaningless to me it could be a Super hot girl I would ignore them because.....What if they have STDS???

[@foureyedfreaker]

As the story goes on its fun to hear each room and know it and what it represents. "Oh shit, that's sloth!" "Oof, there's Gluttony" "Those people seem to be antagonizing me... Wrath" "Big breasted woman and sexy doods? You know that's lust big time" etc

[@skeletalspider2865]

The room full of gold would've gotten me. 😐

[@Daniel1968-p4n]

One of the better voices in Creepypasta

[@theenderminecart4126]

HA HA I win the pride room I want to be left alone so I'm good lolololololol also I'm not prideful I'm just noting how my small achievement means nothing against the universe life is meaningless

[@PRGME7]

Me in the lust chamber: *runs for the fucking exit*

[@bodhiespinoza9283]

I've been reading the comments. I feel like I'm the only one who would pass the sex room. Thanks asexuallity!

[@reapercorvin4664]

Elisabeth Espinoza I'd pass all I love nothing but my anger and rage

[@oyesnipes6971]

How can you be asexual as a human being tho? Even artificial insemination wouldn't count due to it not stemming from just your DNA. If I am wrong please enlighten me, I've come across a couple comments like this and I'm kinda interested haha.

[@Magicw1zrd]

Being a sexual maybe there will be a male and a female, maybe another asexual, or maybe a transgender

[@TreVion]

the seven deadly sins have never been so explained before.. bravo!!!

[@malachiterose4968]

This was a really well written ritual pasta! You don't find many of those.

[@teams.d.l2388]

"Find a place alone" Okay that's not much of a problem because I am alone most of a time.

[@LeoBeastmode]

The rooms that would get me are sloth and lust. A nap longer than 3hours without waking? Haven't had that in a long time, even nightmares of falling, I haven been shaken to consciousness by a nightmare in ages despite listening to creepy pastas to fall asleep. And a room full of cute werewolf babes? Who could resist that?

[@feykoo]

"Make sure you're not Wearing any Religious icon." So, by default, the meaningless cross tattoo I have means I can't do this ritual? Bummer :-/

[@ryleylovesbacon]

I have the same question