[100k Special] "Clamp in Wonderland: JoJo's Bizarre Married Life" (Fandub by: Riverdude)

Kakyoin did you lay this egg !?!?!?
Finally, after over two months of editing, dubbing, and filming, the Clamp in Wonderland : JoJo's Bizarre Married Life Fandub has been completed. The infamous doujinshi about Kakyoin & Jotaro's bizarre married life finally comes to life with full voice over, music, and sfx by myself (Riverdude) in this heavily memed extravaganza. Narrated by an absolute moron animated by @Diana A Go Go join us on this journey to reveal what goes on behind closed doors in the Kujo household.
How good is Kakyoin's cooking? Why does DIO live next door? Is Kakyoin a mammal or bird? How does Jouta grow up so fast? Who played the infamous egg?
Questions, questions, questions...
All this will be answered and more on the next exciting episode of "JoJo's Bizarre Married Life" !!!!
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[@livwake]

Until I finished Stardust Crusaders I thought kakyoin laying an egg was straight up canon

[@sirllama1655]

Wouldn't have been strange would it? We already got a outlit that makes you a magnet and orangatang and dog with a stand so it wouldn't be strange

[@evanschmeven]

May Satan have mercy on your soul.

[@loverswonder8569]

Not even gonna lie, same

[@mysincerestcondolences]

Well, if Diavolo dies then it is

[@Bowossum]

Who says it isn't

[@eaglehood224]

I'm just surprised ya'll got Gilford Godfrey to do the narrartating

[@FayeTheNerd]

Hearing River screaming is just amazing and *ahem* “Bizarre”

[@loesjepoorter2931]

DIO is giving me Hisoka vibes

[@annasjusthereguys]

I love this manga so much it's hilarious!

[@doppokannonzaka148]

Why am I so excited lol

[@quantumridge7269]

I can’t fucking wait oh my god

[@justas423]

It went from a Yaoi Doujin to an AU Fanfiction to Grappler Bami.

[@thesilentangel8299]

The best part is that Araki knows who Clamp is, although he thought it was a male group but no they are all females.

[@The_Ultimate_Faker]

Never forget that Kak was laying eggs long before Koichi

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

Koitchi started that

[@moshimoshithebossu27]

this is just a crappy ripoff so koichi layer eggs first

[@chihirostann]

well notice how kakyoin and koichi have a few things that are similar? kakyoin laid the egg that koichi has

[@The_Ultimate_Faker]

@@moshimoshithebossu27 I know, 'tis but a joke

[@iantaakalla8180]

Actually, due to the wording of Part 5 Mista laid the egg that is Rolling Stones

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

There's something very wrong with the phrase _"Married High School Students"_

[@somemoron9306]

It’s in the name

[@zachataxxii7126]

Not something. Everything. Everything is very wrong with the phrase "Married High School Students"

[@sieg.4300]

On today's episode of teen dads...

[@ecodrakeminecrafting7939]

Clearly you don’t live in America.

[@help-6000]

sieg. Lol I can't even 😂

[@CountFab]

I waited for 4, no 5000 years for this.

[@trishuna9048]

how was this comment posted before the video was uploaded-

[@darrelexe4690]

@@trishuna9048 Yes you can. I'm the ghost from afterlife and wanna see your future Husband.

[@gavinmerasty8369]

@@trishuna9048 hes just built different

[@moodyreviews5498]

Why am I more excited about this stupid fan dub than my own promotion 🤦🏾‍♀️ Regardless, I’m like a proud mom watching Riverdude grow as an artist “you got this son!”

[@britishlizardman5579]

I have so much respect for you, a mother whose a fan of jojo I cannot comprehend that-

[@fifiaXD]

Congrats on the promotion!!!

[@moodyreviews5498]

@@fifiaXD Thank you so much 😊 I was very happy

[@gavinmerasty8369]

Are ya winning Son?

[@weegeeismad9298]

After having exactly no context whatsoever of this, I am very confused. *_Can’t wait_*

[@chikujoyt4506]

It's as bizarre as jojo

[@thebiolibrary5572]

It gives you all the context it thinks you need at the start. It’s hardly enough

[@AirahsELL]

Context: it's CLAMP.

[@celestialbunny]

I’m sorry to share this but the whole “Kakyoin lays an egg” reminds me of a convo I had where my bro asked how would the pillarmen procreate and said “imagine kars or esidisi laying an egg”.

[@Demonicidiot]

IM TRULY SCARED

[@realnorth1233]

Wamuu, did you lay this egg?

[@natiangel]

Thanks i hate it

[@acethefox]

I WAS LITERALLY MAKING A KARSIDISI FANCHILD LAST NIGHT, I CAN'T-

[@polina-xm2cc]

It makes sense since Kars has DNA of every live being in his body

[@applewithsword616]

Best part of all These thing is Jolyne stand smelling like a green soap for some reason and it probably being a reference for this comic

[@loronaranja7]

Also, charmy green is able to unravel his body into some kind of cable...

[@applewithsword616]

@@loronaranja7 well araki likes fan arts I guess

[@menacetosociety471]

There is actually a big chance he saw this because wasn't his wife friends with the people who made this

[@gamegirl8722]

@@menacetosociety471 isn't there a gif of him looking at this and immediately closing the book?

[@menacetosociety471]

@@gamegirl8722 haven't seen it but I would love to

[@mr.palmtree877]

people dubbing the manga: [* normal soundin voices, trying their best *] narrator: *J0TÂRO WAŠ A LĪTTLE HAPPŸ*

[@hon3stly_z615]

Riverdude: Wholesome jojo comic dub: NO NO NO NO Kakyoin doujinshi: YES YES YES YES

[@strawberrymango6965]

Narrator new second best Jojo character Just behind Speedwagon

[@aguila-wg3ug]

"skip to 3:35 to see the fandub" Everyone watching the premiere: bruh

[@RiverdudeCovers]

It’s a good skit tho

[@aguila-wg3ug]

@@RiverdudeCovers Never said it wasn't

[@kyrohowe3156]

@@RiverdudeCovers spectacular voice acting!! Very hilarious and you earned it 😂

[@sieg.4300]

"Why does it have to be an egg?" What, you want to see kakyoin with a belly with a panel where he gave birth?

[@purin5167]

OH GOD

[@camdenmarks4951]

Oh my god don't give me ideas

[@riymeep6708]

Why does it have to exist?

[@thelivingglitch1371]

Get that mpreg out of my head please.

[@bromicorn]

Where does it com out

[@sonavir]

You know, by all the memes and testimonies I've heard of this, this has to be the most tame "weird" thing I've read (watched, technically). People hatching from eggs and Jotaro making questionable parenting choices seems completely within the realm of possibility for this series.

[@demi-femme4821]

The most ridiculous part is how everyone else is completely OOC the entire time. Joseph would absolutely freak out about an egg baby.

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

No god please no...No, NOOOOO!!! Why did i come here?...

[@evanschmeven]

I dunno buddy

[@beb7435]

Kakyoin Did you lay this egg? (°͡ ʖ͜ °͡ )

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

@@beb7435 No.

[@moshimoshithebossu27]

This is some alternate universe I mean Jotaro and Kakyoin have bromance but the original Kakyoin would never "lay an egg" in this case

[@silentherox700]

Egg Did you lay this Kakyoin?

[@skysquid2299]

The best worst part about this is that it’s implied that Jotaro laid the egg. (10:09)

[@InactiveSunfish]

JOTARO DID YOU LAY THIS EGG

[@danayanmiew9648]

That would mean Jotaro is the mother? Since he laid the egg.

[@skysquid2299]

In everyone’s defense viewing the meme, it’s easy to miss the fact Polnareff was asking a *question.*

[@carlwebber4094]

@@danayanmiew9648 or this is like a see horse deal

[@beavermustang5089]

I think its because he is a human male

[@dillpickle2483]

God, this is gonna be interesting (Edit: JESUS CHRIST THIS IS BOTH FUNNY AND STUPID SIMULTANEOUSLY)

[@evanschmeven]

I am nervous. But also so excited, I need a good laugh and I hope that's what this gives me. If not.... I'll do something drastic.

[@scrymnstrs]

time traveler

[@unstable875]

I enjoy the dead inside screaming narrator

[@demi-femme4821]

Kakyoin is the victim here. Jotaro forces Kalyoin to get married, Kakyoin is forced to get up at 4AM and cook for Jotaro. Jotaro drags Kakyoin off to bed. Kakyoin has to deal with Jotaro and Joseph's shenanigans. And then Jotaro knocks Kakyoin up. Jouta probably ended up hating Jotato precisely because Jotaro was such an awful husband to Kakyoin.

[@optimisticprime5711]

j o t a t o

[@MeisoKun]

I-

[@Gyllenstarrie]

4 AM

[@mozzerellafolla443]

A healthy family is not a real thing in this show sooooo

[@MoonLoonie69]

Wow, no wonder Jouta was born hating his dad. XD

[@hanabrand8572]

I love how everyone in this Doujin acts like Kakyoin is a girl in a male costume

[@depthstrider68]

It reminds me of a clamp character that looks like kakyoin

[@mozzerellafolla443]

Also the fact that everybody is going along with everything thats happening like "oh you laid this egg? Awsome lets celebrate!"

[@aliaawael3864]

Well I don't like it at all

[@Bonnie_Mairead]

When your narration voice came on, I was like "Is he really gonna scream like that the whole time?" What a madlad. Love it.

[@krislenednalisaduenas1556]

Im very worried of the Narrators voice... oh god, someone help him..

[@Vdalem]

Someone call 911! *trying not to laugh*

[@Vdalem]

No call 911 not him a 911! *facepalm*

[@zerosides1102]

@@Vdalem the fuck

[@ithydoodles]

All I.am hearing is Gilbert Gottfried...

[@dianaagogo]

I want the Narrator on a T-Shirt

[@purin5167]

I fucking love you diana

[@ChaseHukill]

Oh same

[@moodyreviews5498]

Queen, you did amazing

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

Same Diana

[@SlayerCakeYT]

Absolutely. Narrarator T-shirt petition: sign below (Also rip your Heaven's Door animation)

[@evanschmeven]

Alright, listen, I don't read doujins...like at all, and I can understand and get behind a good ship and stuff...but what I can't undeRSTAND WHY THEY WOULD TRUST POLNAREFF TO HOLD THEIR CHILD-- h e w i l l k i l l i t Actually! Correction, I read one doujin, it's was this one. I didn't really read it, I kinda flipped through the pics so I could prepare myself for this. But God I didn't like the shame of deleting it from my search history.

[@nebulashitpostprodubtions5971]

Besides this marriage is a mess sequel doujin is going to be Jojo Divorced Adventure

[@dog_boy5123]

@@nebulashitpostprodubtions5971 oh boy how fun

[@joutakujo6487]

So this is how I was born... also what was mom and dad doing while Jiji uncle Avdol and Polnareff looking at the "magical" Tv?

[@yogabagaba71]

wahoo

[@joutakujo6487]

@@yogabagaba71 tf is a wahoo. Do you wanna be mario

[@yogabagaba71]

@@joutakujo6487 it would be cool to be mario

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

Oh no

[@FancyNeon]

@@joutakujo6487 the wahoo dance

[@sillywombat]

Me and tizzy are going to take some time and watch this tomorrow- can’t wait honestly-🤣

[@dogyoinisdumb9884]

It’s tomorrow now

[@Gangus450]

Tomorrow is now

[@sillywombat]

Me and tizzy watched it when it came out- that’s the point I was making 😂

[@wasteofyourtime9383]

Am I the only one who thinks Tizziano's hair looks like fettuccini noodles?

[@sillywombat]

@@wasteofyourtime9383 it's so soft- he spends hours straightening it-

[@ShatteredSoullive]

RIP Riverdude's Voice 2020-2020 he gave it up and suffers from PTSD just to make us happy

[@electricbluetiramisu3713]

As someone who’s always steered clear of this title because that’s what other, kind fans had always advised me, I’m still not ready for this. Let’s go!!

[@Bearman851]

So what happened?

[@casey3889]

it isnt that weird. its ok actually now the horse jotaro jotakak doujin... i will never even touch this. i dont know wtf its about and i dont want to.

[@samt3412]

@@casey3889 the what

[@casey3889]

@@samt3412 theres a fan manga where Jotaro is a horse and hes shipped with Kakyoin. You'll find it if you Google horse Jotaro. That's all I know about it and I do not wish to know more

[@electricbluetiramisu3713]

@@Bearman851 watching it soon (finally!) shall check back in afterwards but thank you for asking ^.^

[@jamesyun8444]

The worst part about this isn’t that Kakyoin laid an egg, it’s just that it’s so obnoxious. It just constantly beats you over your head with a wooden bat reminding you of “qUirKy” facts. That’s what really made this doujin unbearable. 10/10 would listen to again.

[@ivanivan744]

I think if Araki were to do "Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?!", he'd focus on the egg and make it into a stand. Imagine Jotaro and the crusaders fighting miniature versions of themselves hatching at a rapid rate, while eggs keep coming from kakyoin's mouth. I'd even, dare I say, think that Araki would name the stand "Bad Eggs"

[@lefmike]

Well think of jotaro having a broham which would be jouta

[@bluesheep7]

What I really can't stand is the "We are gonna watch this two people doing wathever". Seriously why-

[@carlwebber4094]

@@ivanivan744 that sounds like something Araki would do honestly

[@thebiolibrary5572]

The fact that they feel the need to emphasise that Jotaro is a little happy in the breakfast part

[@bellethebookbeast]

Riverdude: WHY IS IT AN EGG!? Scrub: WITH THOSE BIRTHING HIPS, YEAH!

[@J_productionss]

One of the worst things about this is that Charmie Green as a stand isn't that bad of an idea. If the user was from somewhere in the new universe or was just someone that ISN'T JOUTA, it could probably work in the cannon

[@tobinzheng1296]

stone free can unravel herself and also smells like soap.

[@thebiolibrary5572]

@@tobinzheng1296 plus her manga color scheme gives her green accents, and Jolyne is the child of Jotaro, so she’s basically Charmy Green but not directly a fusion of HG and SP, with some other notes.

[@AirahsELL]

Yeah. Maybe if Jouta was a woman who was imprisoned for a crime she didn't commit...maybe rename her "Jolyne," and the stand can be called "Stone Free." For reference: Araki KNEW about this trainwreck firsthand as his wife and one of the members of CLAMP went to the same stylist, so he might have gotten inspiration for Stone Free from this.

[@brucite1005]

@@AirahsELL What...?

[@DSMC7799]

OI! JOUTA IS JUST FINE EVEN THO HE IS THE AFTER MATH OF A BAD YAOI

[@ProtoFriglacial]

I wanna see Kakyoin and Koichi meet up and show what came out of their eggs.

[@hikari5061]

Bring it on, I read doujinshis worse than this

[@unia3319]

*flashbacks to the horsetaro Dj*

[@cyaniide]

@@unia3319 *dolphin, snail, slime, rabbit, dog + cat, wolf, moth, cow, and many more undiscovered ones*

[@bubble5510]

@@cyaniide *Sauce?*

[@O-04-08]

@@bubble5510 well uh how about this? docs.google.com/document/d/1AA3OpjNmfZ1kYnh_dioFvzW6hmIsm0TmhSOqtRlQaKI/edit not mine but its a list full of cursed jojo doujinshi's, the previous doujins are also in there

[@evanschmeven]

I have no words.

[@Zennna]

The only thing learned from Jojo's Bizarre Married life, is that apparently Joseph, Avdol and Polnareff like watching their two teenage friends in their most intimate moments, and after getting caught by Jotaro still somehow managed to survive...

[@exists8238]

River, get a damn therapist

[@sieg.4300]

therapists are expensive

[@riymeep6708]

“Why did it have to be an egg?!” “Mr. Riverdude, may I ask what the fuck you’re talking about?”

[@donsauyce9156]

He’ll need one after this

[@flamerabbit3500]

riverdude looks like a homeless dude that would hiss at you for tryna take his dumpster burger

[@TheLandOfDreams]

W-why is Kakoin referred to as the "wife"??????? Clamp knows they can both be the husband.....right? A-a-re they trans in this universe????? What's this heteronormative NONSENSE????????????????? (yes I do have my priorities straight)

[@joinme5560]

Also its fucking abusive. Jotaro controls Kakyoin there and there. Like WTF

[@TheLandOfDreams]

@@joinme5560 YEAH!!! Like what does Clamp think gay relationships are like??????

[@depthstrider68]

@@TheLandOfDreams fetishism

[@TheLandOfDreams]

@@depthstrider68 .........honestly, probably the reason

[@kagxr]

ohmygod, this whole doujin is just one big joke. you really are questioning why everyone is calling kakyoin 'the wife' in a universe where people hatch from eggs and grow 16 years in 10?

[@abnormal_asian]

KAKYOIN DID YOU LAY THIS EGG? GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB KAKYOIN

[@randomfrog6966]

It's so weird that your female voice sounds like a girl but also sounds like a guy imitating a girl at the same time How is that possible fptpghk-

[@bubble5510]

*KOICHI DID YOU LAY THIS EGG*

[@LowkeyJouta]

It is time for the story of my birth hope everyone enjoys this

[@kakyoin7591]

S-son?

[@evanschmeven]

☝️👁️👄👁️ hol up

[@LowkeyJouta]

@@kakyoin7591 oh hi dad

[@yourflyisopen]

Oh my god XD

[@bubble5510]

@@LowkeyJouta alright I’m sending you too the loop

[@toastyp]

As a jotakak shipper, I must admit that this is the weirdest shit i've ever read in my life

[@sunny4517]

How to enter a hell : 1. Open this video. 2. Watch it fully. 3. Realize what you entered hell even before you finished this video.

[@ant7517]

Can't be worse than that horse doujin ngl

[@notangevip537]

Nothing can be worse than that one (except the Jotakak shota one)

[@lovethisvid098]

I’m sorry the WHAT

[@snowqueen_8958]

@@lovethisvid098 look it up..... Sweet jesus look it up

[@notangevip537]

@@lovethisvid098 no don't look them up if you don't want to be traumatized

[@zachataxxii7126]

You know, maybe JoJo was a mistake...

[@N_DAnimationEnthusiast]

Rip Riverdude’s voice after this. Seriously. You probably need a break after this.

[@scara_dook]

the best way to defeat DIO: *feed him poisoned food*

[@AirahsELL]

Friendly reminder that these absolute madlasses would go on to make shit like Cardcaptor Sakura, Chobits, xXx.holic and Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle.

[@hanabrand8572]

The Comments: “Kakyoin did you lay this egg?” The Chat: “wait that’s illegal”

[@hanabrand8572]

That’s the one thing I didn’t see coming. I can’t believe he did it, He actually did it.

[@torpejester]

I've seen enough. I'm satisfied.

[@animeantics3921]

Poor riverdudes, he is going to suffer reading this. Best of Hail to you memes

[@Kam1Nam1]

May ship joot and kak but Can someone pls get me ze flamenwerfer?

[@jazoconner318]

Having a mental BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN doodoodoodoodoodoodoo BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@EnciodesSilverash]

45 hours is so far awayyyyyyy!! [Edit: it wasn't actually so far away ;-;]

[@bubble5510]

We’ve been waiting for stone ocean to be animated, so this won’t take long

[@EnciodesSilverash]

You've got a point...

[@Boo-yt2ve]

The time is near, after a decade of waiting it’s here

[@short_despair3719]

Aight people need to stop hating on Jouta, he didn't ask to be born, so stop hating on him 😔

[@purin5167]

Jouta:🍳

[@Vdalem]

I don't hate him. I wanna hug him but since we know his father, we think it's better not to.

[@MoonLoonie69]

I'm a Jouta fan but I can say I think this whole story needs rewritten. Get rid of the whole cruelty, add Jolyne, make the whole family loving and we got a perfect JotaKak family.

[@theneedtoswim4565]

@@MoonLoonie69 yea a egg child thst came out a man is gonna be loved lol

[@MoonLoonie69]

@@theneedtoswim4565 If he has fans, then he must be loved. lol.

[@hithere1637]

Can we just be thankful to his effort on dubbing this cursed doujinshi trying his best not cringing

[@awara6166]

MY SON GOT CANCELLED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@royvoid]

0 dislikes *everyone liked that*

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

Its R e r o T i m e

[@bubble5510]

@@noriakikakyoin7961 *R e r o*

[@wafeeqrox885]

@@noriakikakyoin7961 rero

[@wafeeqrox885]

@trish r/technicallythetruth

[@alondraeugenia9910]

The narrator has some mad Gilbert Gottfried energy, perfect for this comix

[@umbrawitchsimmer406]

As a JotaKak fan and a Riverdude fan, my body is ready for this!

[@officerari]

Bro, im cool with jotakak, but this is waaaay over the top lol

[@noriakikakyoin247]

@@officerari as a jotkak fan, I agree kakyoin is wayy outta character. Im pretty sure he hates kids.

[@officerari]

@@noriakikakyoin247 plus he's way more sarcastic in the show

[@riymeep6708]

I have nothing against JotaKak, but this is too much

[@QuietRage]

Di...did Jotaro threaten Kakyoin into signing marriage papers? This got dark real fucking quick

[@bellethebookbeast]

Riverdude: WHY IS IT AN EGG!? Me waking up to this after having a nap: Heh. Eggs. Me After watching this with 100% of brain cells : Platypus are both mammals and lay eggs. Kakyoin = Platypus= Riverdude? Riverdude the platypus? Kakyoin the platypus? Platypuses taking over the internet? My Parents who are worried about my weird thing to eggs after watching this video: Why does she look like she’s going to cry from making a cake? All she has to do is add an egg. That’s all. Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@Vdalem]

Everything is possible in a cartoon.

[@karuzan1453]

Go get therapy and comeback when you recover from the trauma

[@jotarokujopart3buthesfesti899]

Everyday we stray further from God

[@aholhorse941]

How the fuck can there be two of us

[@manimovedfrfr]

Even without the *excruciating detail* I'm sure we all know what happened They both played F-Mega together

[@doomemes1778]

So Jotaro kinda controls his '' wife '' there and there... so he is sexist... but kakyoin is a man so... wtf is this manga btw

[@joinme5560]

This is really, you know, abusive. And a lot of Jotakak shippers make relationships like this. I makes me so sad

[@doomemes1778]

@@joinme5560 Yare Yare Daze, Kakyoin you just made the food taste like shit, i gonna have to ora ora you.

[@breakinggood3601]

Even C Moon couldn't invert my stomach as much as this

[@aholhorse941]

The food had garlic in it DIO’S just a dumb ass

[@pingcrose]

My second hand embarrassment won't let me finish watching this

[@Hapsetshut]

"I;ve had to hear Kayk laying an egg for hours" dude that's just a fangirls dream right there

[@omegagamer3579]

Jotaro:STAR PLATINUM Dio:THE WORLD Joseph, Abdul and polnareff:ah yes good table craftsmanship.

[@SmrtPhonRtistCF]

This was crazy. Also, I recently drew a pic of Jouta kujo with the Diesel guy from the American comic jojo ripoff.

[@gonzalotorres5282]

I want to see that a fanart. I mean, it's an epic fight, right? ...Right?

[@n2dspng]

The narrator's voice is my new religion

[@discordchibi1015]

Bring it on! I am ready for peoples reactions who eyes haven't seen the the fuckery that is Clamp in Wonderland! I have read doujins worse that this. This is just pulling off a bandage to me compared to the car wrecks I seen

[@bubble5510]

177013 310771 There

[@NavrajThapa2002]

@@bubble5510 *228922* for me

[@moodyreviews5498]

It really didn’t need to be that good 😂your voice is definitely gone, please drink some hot tea and ginger. Thanks for the content! Hope to see more your vids when u recover. Especially on Vinland series ( u got me addicted and now I’m all caught up with the Manga)

[@carachamadofinger4640]

When they said to me that it was something that looked like a 14yo fujoshi had wrote, I thought it was an exaggeration...however...

[@hardygal2]

“HOBBIES: KNITTING. HE CAN KNIT A WHOLE SWEATER IN ONE NIGHT. WHAT THE F**K?” Makes me laugh every time. That and: “SON? WHO F**KING KNOWS!!”

[@WackBoomin]

When you give birth to a stand user: WAIT HOW IS KAKYOIN GONNA MILF HUNT HIMSLEF

[@TheEndangeredBertVert]

I am loving Avdol, Polneraff, and Joseph admiring the table while not just a brawl is going on but the wonderful song from Carole and Tuesday is playing. Absolute perfection Edit: I never read the doujin for myself but I have seen a panel where Jouta apparently laid his own egg and I was hoping my question to "who is the other parent" would be answered with out me having to find the doujin myself but I guess nope

[@SlayerCakeYT]

Okay, I'm gonna sound like a bit of an annoying prick here, but *just because you were born from a stand user doesn't mean you'll get a stand.* Jotaro says so in Stone Ocean. The only reason Jolyne has a stand is because she got pierced by the amulet in the beginning of Part 6. I get that this is an AU, and I don't know if this came out before that was cleared up in Part 6, but it kinda bugs me. Feel free to leave all the mean comments about my nit-picking below

[@TanatatKnight246]

Yeah, this came out before Stone Ocean cleared it up. 1994 while Stone Ocean came out in 2000. No problem with the nitpick, though I do have to ask in a comedic fashion but ends up looking like an unfunny asshole. Out of all the things in this doujin, that's the part you have a problem with?

[@SlayerCakeYT]

@@TanatatKnight246 I've seen worse. This is child's play

[@norik5418]

i, NORIaki Kakyoin , or NORIK , prefer die before this

[@whosthis1828]

Koichi is just Kakyoin in Part 4

[@Illustrator2]

God this is embarrassing... why they gotta write this stuff about me?

[@comixproviderftw_02]

You gotta love Jotaro just grabs Kakyoin and drags him away. Also, I wonder what Jolyene thinks of Jouta.

[@ChaseHukill]

Hell yeah!

[@ChaseHukill]

1:30 for my cameo

[@Eggspotatoes]

I wonder what kakyoin’s egg would taste scrambled 🤔

[@sieg.4300]

He would fail to crack it open first

[@aperson3704]

Me at 9:52: Hey! **Hey**! He said the line! Riverdude: *Pulls out the Jontron clip* Me: .... this dude just Joseph Joestarred me.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Your next line is, “referencing that one Jontron clip”

[@pandepipas7854]

9:51 "He's in boys, he did it, he said it!"

[@gavinmerasty8369]

Joseph: HOLLY- YOUR A GRANDMOTHER! Holly: HOO- let's go see the mother! Joseph: can't, Kakyoins back is still hurting Holly: yes of cour- *wait a fucking minute*

[@alons8isback]

*Holy shit*

[@Fillardmillmore]

"No one can write Kakyoin correctly. I dont think araki can even write Kakyoin correctly" - a wise person

[@somebodyyoudontknow3980]

Josuke genuinely sounded like the official dub.

[@diobrando8575]

this is going to be epic Edit: yes it was epic

[@bubble5510]

I agree

[@evanschmeven]

I regret nothing

[@swahamchakraborty7990]

So Jotaro basically did for Kakyoin what Hua Cheng does for Xie Lian - eat the deadly food.