Oh dear.

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00:52 Ghost of Wallis
02:50 Keepsakes Parade
07:45 Meghan Flops comment
12:08 Presidency
16:27 Harry & Meghan at LA Fires
20:34 Meghan's tricks - Instagram, Trailer
24:50 Network Rail falls to Wokism and dummies
28:51 Catherine Wales
31:26 William Cornwall
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[@barbaraperkins3747]

Why is it that the UK media always uses “Princess” Beatrice but Kate Middleton for the Princess of Wales? Why, oh, why don’t they know or recognize our queen-to-be? Disgraceful

[@susanashcroft2674]

Totally agree with you.

[@harrison74359]

It's the same, here in Portugal: Kate Middleton and Queen Camilla Parker-Bowles!! Can you believe that??? 🙄

[@wills2408]

Deliberate slight?

[@joannebooth640]

If uk media uses kate Middleton title, you know you are watching 3rd class or malicious media. Mainstream media uses the correct title.. American media is the worst culprit for this. From UK.

[@barbaraperkins3747]

@ I believe it is, but it is so undeserved!

[@gisele.1488]

That romp on the beach, writing in the sand, then giggling as she ran past the camera, is a worn out 'visual cliché' used infinitum by daytime soapies like Days of our Lives, so nothing original here. Who would have guessed?

[@susanmilos6251]

Indeed & the ‘Soapies’ weren’t lost on her in another way as they shaped her character & superficiality.

[@laurabailey1054]

I don’t think the wannabe royal has ever had an original thought in her life

[@melodyphillips2388]

She's too old to be cavorting like a 19 year old. Cringe.

[@patscott6365]

I, for one, am glad to see in that seaside romp, someone who has larger feet than myself!

[@MB-vu3ow]

A visual offence.

[@shelleypercy8372]

I see River appear on my feed. I click, I like and I enjoy. Our precious River always saves my day. I am so grateful you are back.

[@jeanneMN]

Me too!

[@paulahunter9900]

Me three!

[@Fierie333]

Agreed !!

[@rainydaycloud]

Exactly! 😅 Whenever River posts a new video, there is no 'save to watch later.' It's 'stop everything and click now!' 💙🩵

[@keepyoursparkle22]

Here here! ❤😀❤

[@cat-e2p5b]

It's sad Meghan could have done great things in the world yet chose to do evil.

[@evalynnchristiansen9430]

IMO she could never have done great or even good things.

[@2old2kare]

I don’t think a bully can ever do anything great! She’s a proven bully, nasty, vile woman. She only played her “best” acting role to snare the dimwit spare

[@pamostman516]

Indeed. Nothing like grabbing the golden ring and then throwing it away. It appears to me that MM did not want to do the work but merely wanted the notoriety and the open doors it would provide her. Think where the Duke and Duchess of White Castle would be if they would of been willing to put their noses to the grindstone they would of been close to the top instead of now being at the bottom of the heap.

[@FP65]

Agree. She def went the route of evil. Don’t understand why when she was given the world.

[@gloriachapman5618]

She wasn’t cut out to do anything great. She did exactly what she was capable of, Nothing! Nothing but lies, smears and mayhem.

[@jedworthy]

We are sooo lucky to have William and Catherine ❤

[@RachelDavies-wn7ir]

It occurred to me yesterday that William has had more years with Catherine than he had with his mother.

[@SummerstarBurns]

I'm so jealous of you guys! I adore the royal family! Minus Harry and Meghan.

[@patriciavines1526]

​@@RachelDavies-wn7ir Aww that is so very sad, but true. So pleased Catherine is a genuine good and kind person

[@ruthgreen926]

The beautiful name of Princess Beatrice's baby, Athena Elizabeth Rose, reminds me of both Queen Elizabeth and her sister, Princess Margaret Rose.

[@cheribee968]

It’s such a beautiful name for a little Royal baby.❤

[@ErinAbou]

It does me as well, lovely names!

[@krishnavyas313]

And Athena tribute to her grandpa's greek heritage.

[@isabell.etkind9765]

It is a lovely name, and you will not hear it as often as other choices.

[@ruthgreen926]

@@krishnavyas313 yes, a wonderful tribute

[@margaretmorris672]

I am sure that all the pregnant men in the Country will be thrilled to know that they are no longer marginalised by being called pregnant women. For goodness sake 🙄🤷‍♀️

[@FrancineMearn]

You are amazing River!

[@SueBoo2]

😂😂😂

[@pamkyzar1456]

Translation, please..pregnant men??

[@ellenritt7667]

THIS is what concerns you? Get serious.

[@irenemulcahy2495]

😂😂😂

[@karenlipman7545]

Wow River. Envious you can walk in heels like that. Gone are the days of high heels for me. 😂🤣😊

[@RhymesWithQueen]

You’re absolutely right. The sacrifice of our language on the altar of woke IS vulgar. It’s also insulting. So very tiresome.

[@fleeceshawl]

19:28- 19:33 check in on any elderly or disabled and yet after finishing their disaster touring they by-passed an elderly man on a wheelchair…how compassionate!!!

[@grizellda2540]

I adore Catherine! Thank you so much for reporting on her. William was looking quite dapper, as well. Such a lovely couple. The UK and Commonwealth are lucky to have them!

[@mbj-uo8lt]

I am appalled by that canceled word list. Is it honestly expected that most people do not know the meanings of words such as "passenger" and "purchase"? This is already being done in schools; if this continues, imagine the average IQ of society in a decade or two. Room temperature numbers!

[@HelenIsaacs-l9e]

Maybe they want people to have lower IQs

[@victoriasipes7268]

That's why Johnny can not read or write know. I drive family crazy as I do not print but write everything. I agree with you

[@Briardie]

Scientific studies show a connection with the creative side of the brain lights up when the motion of hand and eye are used in that way of writing. Also, we tend to memorize material we write more than just typing. Use of simplified language, dumbs us down. And all the books now ebooks can be easily altered with a few clicks of a computer button. Gone.

[@linasloan5049]

I agree with you River. Royalty needs glamour & glitter especially when we have such a gorgeous princess! 🇨🇦👑

[@claudiageddes791]

River they were encouraging people to donate to Archwell so they could help those in need . We all know they get to keep 95% and 5% will goes to those in need from the foundation

[@HelenIsaacs-l9e]

That is so they can get federal funding for the fire relief

[@VickiMcKee-k1r]

Don’t know why anyone would donate to Archwell to help the LA fire victims when there are more reliable organizations out there.

[@maureeningleston1501]

It's heartwarming to see a new REAL royal baby. What a precious little child. The Harkles won't know what that feels like.

[@KayeTalbot]

I do wonder why Wolfie, is shown full face on many occasions. Where is HIS privacy? Would love to see an occasional face photo of the two little sisters. Know and then photo is not very intrusive.

[@gp5039]

The baby is a premature. They are very sensitive to light. That might be the reason why her eyes were protected from flashlights.

[@nancyanne1402]

Both of Wolfies parents are ok with their child being seen. Bea is not. Recall how that poor girl was treated over her large (beautiful) eyes, her mouth and teeth, her red hair. It was absolutely obnoxious the way they (media and public) spoke about that child. Even now people comment on these attributes. People who talk about the mom won’t think twice about doing it too her children. I do not blame her at all. Once the girls are bigger and confident in their persons, perhaps we will see them. These mouthy folks are far kinder to boy children. Look at h, never an overly cute child, and homelier as he ages. Little has been said until he left the family.

[@SashaUK-tl9nl]

I love your new place, River. The shutters, fireplace - gorgeous. I hope we’ll see a bit more once you’ve fixed it all up, if that’s not too intrusive ❤

[@dotwillcoxson5352]

I particularly love the shutters. Best wishes from Australia

[@heidiwolf1793]

Bless you and your new home, River. It's just gorgeous. The magic mirror on the wall is fab.

[@mimix2269]

I absolutely love the wooden shutters. I’m soooo envious. I’m looking forward to watching you decorate your lovely salon.

[@JOHANNA-qd6iz]

what is wrong with using Expectant mother Pregnant woman, Boyfriend, Girlfriend wife Husband the world has gone mad.

[@kathybutterfield2760]

I didn't know THAT!

[@eshaibraheem4218]

It's "unalive" that gets me.

[@Anne1926-di9gp]

​@@eshaibraheem4218If you say the real words KZbin algorithms will block. It annoys me too!

[@eshaibraheem4218]

@Anne1926-di9gp Yes. I've been aware that I've been blocked sometimes, but refuse to conform. It's ridiculous and maddening.

[@Briardie]

Just use Cockney Rhyme and Slang. They won't get the term Brown Bread.

[@CindyCockerham]

Since I'm a lady, I won't mention what we called those heels back in the 80s. But they conveyed a bold message.

[@sunshinewaters5335]

😂

[@MeaghanGrogan]

CFM shoes. That's what we called them back then. Lol!

[@janetsmiley6778]

Whore pumps.

[@susansullivan7816]

CFM's. Yes!

[@Giftshopgirl-hi7tx]

Absolutely, I did too ! That was my era . lol

[@lindamarskell6815]

Oohh the living room is really taking shape - its beautiful❤ Glad to see you back to your glamorous self, love the headband 🥰

[@pamkyzar1456]

The headband is quite “Lady C-esque”. Lady C is such a fiesty, entertaining, distinguished lady. Her mastery of the King’s English never disappoints. I listen to her podcast most weeks. I have learned a great deal about the royals in the UK. I may find myself becoming more well rounded and perhaps a bit learned. So happy you are on the mend, River. I enjoy your podcast each week. Thank you for offering a glimpse into the fascinating world of being royal in the 21st. Century.

[@TheRiverBroadcast]

Thank you my dear - but just to reiterate, I'm not 'on the mend' from anything.

[@micahelliott1608]

My Nana always said" Tough Titty Said the Kitty when the milk went dry." We are Tennesseans. I always laugh so hard when you say" tough titty." She was every bit as sassy as you

[@shellitaroyal3611]

We always said tough titties said the kitty but the milk still good. I believe your version makes more sense. Love to all from Texas.

[@AFreckledAngel]

Byrdstown Tennessee here!

[@ljens659]

I’m a 77 year old woman and we used to say, “tough titty, said the kitty, but the milk’s still good.” 😂😂

[@RaggedyJan49]

I’ve always heard, “Tough tittle said the kitty but the milk tastes good!” Hugs from the US!

[@MediocreComedian]

Must be a difference in southern states. I’m from Louisiana and we said “tough titty said the kitty but the milk’s still good”

[@dianelee2318]

I pray that the UK can find its way to a reversal of the same nutty policies that we in the US have been dealing with.

[@Pigglegesicht]

I'm sure the future will be glorious with President Trump - what could possibly go wrong. And happily the not so nutty Tories with their 5? prime ministers in five years have steered the uk in a stable position on the ever increasing waters. I'm raising my glass to you as I have been promised that the prices will drop any day now, so why keep my bottle today when I will be able to splurge tomorrow. Bless our hearts, my dear.

[@4960-j4p]

We will

[@mariaotiliafernandes1468]

ya lo van hacer solo esperen un poco :)

[@lucyvandervort6191]

Let's hope the UK doesn't also experience the overtaking of their government, their security agencies, government agencies, the banks, etc, by a tech bro and a greedy Dictator wannabe...I hope you have a whole lot of Bitcoin.

[@lorrainesheridan496]

God I hope so. Seems surreal what is going oncurrently. Starmer sucking up to a failing EU when our allies are over the pond.

[@anneberry9426]

I agree. The British are very skilled at speaking well and eloquently. Please, don't change.

[@MissLizzy882]

I so love seeing how people have displayed the keepsakes!! ❤

[@vinanichalson4694]

It absolutely makes my day when I get to see you🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

[@LindaKrill]

Happy to see you settling into your new place. Looking forward to all your decorating adventures

[@sandradahl6770]

South Park needs to show H+ M rowing out in a boat to the crash site in the middle of the Potomac River for a photo shoot.

[@connie6545]

I was SO impressed by the litany of fails as listed by you Basketeer at the beginning of your video. It's AMAZING to see them all in a row! And yet, the Harkles keep trying to "fake it, until you make it."

[@hawleyrobinson4260]

Another failure is 40 X 40

[@connie6545]

@ Absolutely!

[@nancyjohnston5985]

I spoke English and French to my children as they grew up. I’m not sure how much they appreciated it but when my youngest was studying in France for her masters, she thanked me.

[@nancyp.2605]

Her writing 2025 in the sand reminds me of Hillary Clinton wishing herself a happy birthday to this “future president” 😂 both bombed spectacularly! 👍

[@judywright4241]

However it wasn’t Harry filming it was old friend, photographer/ boyfriend, Jake Rosenberg. Pretty amazing that he’s still around.

[@annieheath1988]

I love the pictures from the basketeers who received keepsakes from you. What a classy bunch we are, and I just love the creativity of their displays. Well done all!❤

[@annfisher3316]

Lovely, to watch you slowly Riverize your living space. I must say the move seems to be beneficial to you, as your happiness shines. Thankfully you still have your snarky sass and delectable humor. 🍐

[@sueb.6595]

Oh my! I don’t think I could stand much less walk in those gorgeous shoes! ⭐️❤

[@suzangianninotti9853]

😂😂 I was just thinking the same 😂😂they are gorgeous though xx 💖💖

[@nellinightshade3358]

I've been in orthopedics for years. Those shoes are just to die for.

[@ErinAbou]

I admire them but couldn’t wear them myself anymore, if ever actually! 😂❤

[@daletheriault9956]

Then you wear them in "the boudoir" my dears...❤❤❤

[@annholden7504]

My feet hurt just looking at them.

[@glendam1148]

River, you’re always so level headed. I admire you and enjoy your broadcasts.

[@kslinaz5668]

I can't wait to see your "Pageant of Gowns"❤🎉

[@loisczerkies6621]

Love the shutters on the inside of windows, beautiful. Very happy you're back, enjoy your new home. Love to you River!!

[@darianrose2195]

River, I am forever appreciative of your refusal of the grossness of Wokeness, as an American. Just last night, I was harassed and called a bigot, trash, and a bad parent(my children are three and in utero and the mention of them was where I drew the line), simply for speaking the TRUTH against this insanity of changing the language around pads and tampons at a state level, and having tampons in the boy's bathrooms in my state. As if us ladies didn't get by just fine with the products in the nurse's office for generations before all of this blew up. It's funny just how quickly one's own neighbors will get ugly with you and throw derogatory comments for such a thing. I love you, River, maybe not on a super personal level because we aren't "friends", but you open your opinions on this page and you take no quarter. I respect and love your take on, well, everything. You're as intelligent as you are fabulous and very funny. I currently live in Illinois, but have lived in Los Angeles and I can still smell the ocean if I think about it. I feel terrible for the people of Los Angeles, and seeing Meg and H given special attention, yet again, allowed to walk around destroyed homes the owners aren't even allowed to sort through yet, makes me sick. Much love to you.

[@PrivateNotes]

That foot of Markle’s goes on for ages!!!!

[@rosieposie6521]

NEARLY AS LONG AS HER TONGUE.

[@penneyburgess5431]

It will be lovely to see Joan again. She always brings it.❤

[@eaccristo]

Oh River. I do adore you. ❤ Spot on. Appreciate you from California.

[@pamelavarilone2614]

Absolutely wonderful to have our dear River back with us. We were withering away! Welcome back, carry on, , Cheerio PipPip, with love from the US! ❤❤❤❤❤

[@Marnie-rr8nz]

I second that sentiment! I'm another American admirer......I enjoy many belly laughs every time River is waxing lyrical and poetic! 🤔🤣

[@louflood1145]

Agreed ❤... NZ here

[@CB11CB]

I like the lighting in this video too! It gives a "sitting at your desk at a boutique hotel in the 1920's and writing a letter to a friend" vibe. The blue looks like a very light seafoam or mint green on my screen today. So pretty.

[@crushskc]

You look lovely! Wonderful to see the pretty things you wear back. Princess Catherine will always be elegant. My suspicion is that the message about her not 'focusing on fashion' was her way of saying she wasn't going to take up Vogue on their invitation for a cover to the magazine. She isn't for sale. She just wants to do her job well and help people.

[@checkingmylist]

I truly believe that Catherine let the comments go out about focusing on her work not her fashion (as noted by a trusted Royal reporter, Rebecca English who gets palace briefings and accompanies various top tier working royals, including the King, Camilla, William, Catherine, Edward and Sophie on their outings) as a preemptive reply to the talk of Vanity Fair wanting her to do their cover. Something Meghan will not be asked to do ever again. And after the Harkles were so cunningly crushed in the article of their American Hustle, Catherine feels no need to do Vanity Fair. It would just give fuel to the lies and rumors that Catherine feels the need to be seen outdoing The Meg. Catherine proves her work ethic and her fashion sense and her family values on a daily basis. Love your new sitting room!

[@TracyB-dn7jy]

Thanks, River, it IS called English for a reason. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Heaven forbid that Britain starts sounding like America (and I'm American!). 🤷‍♀️

[@kathyflorcruz552]

Its a globalist attack on the West. And this bgan in earnest in Germany at the end of WWII with political correctness fascism shoved into politics which hindered open discussion therefore free speech. Whiteguilt brainwashing was launched at that time too. In many ways thr E.U. pushed this insanity further than America did for a long time. Its finally being fought back against as more than ever we feel the results of Globalist led countries falling & failing to protect the host populations from attacks on every level. The U.K . throws people in jail for wrongthink. They're basically under SHARIA SHUT UP law thanks to traitors in their governments. Americans at least have the First Amendment. No one else has that advantage. Nor do they have a 2nd Amendment to defend themselves. Wherever globalist traitors are in leadership those areas are in utter chaos & collapse. The pendulum HAS SWUNG back now. Thank GOD.

[@jenniferharris6171]

You keep it real and I ❤ it. Thank you River.

[@lorenacollins]

If they would have let the water flow into the empty reservoirs in California, the fires wouldn't have been near as drastic.

[@Marnie-rr8nz]

Trump Fixed It ALREADY. Of course!! 😍

[@Megaflytron.]

There was also the ridiculous refusal to properly maintain the "endangered milk vetch" which literally is akin to flora kindling...

[@Lynda-vq5yl]

I heard one of the resevoiris has been empty for a year because of a leak and there is still no work being done to repair it----very strange.

[@Susietacoma]

I love it when you laugh! You make my day. Thank you! 😇

[@VanessaABamback]

My father was a professional photographer and took an absolutely gorgeous photo of Joan Collins at the Grauman's Chinese Theater at a movie premier in the late 1960's.

[@gorilladogmotherturtlebum769]

Oh wow you must share this special photograph with us fruits ❤😊

[@barbraluce5706]

Your salon is coming along beautifully! So happy you are back!

[@truthwillrise3712]

Been a rough week for Canada what with our sovereignty and way of life being threatened and all. And it's only Monday. We do pray that our longtime allies remain steadfast with us as we face unprecedented times. Sadly, this week we Canadians are also having the Monteshitshow thrust upon us. Dear River ... always a pleasure to see you. I am excitedly awaiting my package from you! So fun to see all the photos/videos of these treasured keepsakes. I thank you kindly, in advance. Staying fruity and on royal duty in Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦.

[@Megaflytron.]

That subtle move to keep Athena's newborn face concealed reminds me of Megans candle...

[@notbill08]

Newborns aren't always so pretty! Especially preemies. I don't blame them! One of my granddaughters looked like a garden gnome when she was born. 😂 Once she filled out, she looked like the Gerber baby.

[@sophiagilbert210]

Hello River, lovely to see you in your new surroundings... we are so pleased you are back and enjoying a resurgence of your creativity, xx

[@charlotteinmoonlight]

I was lucky enough to meet the Duchess of Windsor back in 1967. I was a nurse on the private ward at St Stephens hospital in Fulham( now the Chelsea and Westminster hospital) she came to visit a friend there. She was tiny 5’2”, jet black hair and the bluest corn flower colour eyes I have ever seen. Charming, courteous and so elegantly dressed. She brought a little wicker basket of pale pink roses and nestled among them, a pannet of dark juicy raspberries. Sheer class!

[@pixie3760]

Sitting in my hospital bed and saw that River had a new video out. You've brightened my afternoon River dear. Thank you ❤ ❤

[@jenniferdevereuxBarBon]

Yay! I'm so happy to see your lovely face. Love and light from the great state of Texas!

[@jemcrosbie]

Beautiful mirror in the background! Delighted to see your new home and I wish you health, wealth and happiness in it.

[@lielahathaway206]

Good evening, River. I love your shoes. I couldn't walk in them, though.😂

[@christinefoley594]

Love those gold shoes!!! Right up my alley!

[@ninavongunten122]

Over time, high heels can cause painful problems to your lower back. Pointed toes can cause painful bunions later on... Unfortunately, most of these shoes were designed by men who didn't have to wear them!

[@BritishMagnolia]

I saw a video clip of Britons dancing to YMCA in honor of Trump 😆 It was joyous and fun. It gave me quite a giggle ☺️

[@christineKT]

So delighted to have you back broadcasting, and love your new salon! Your return has been the most refreshing and welcome part of this new year. Much love from the US.

[@sinnlorna1331]

With your values and beliefs you have felt like part of my big family.

[@judenew7977]

Love the jacket, beautiful colors

[@wildkitties4]

Me too. I was just thinking about mentioning it. Thank you!

[@user-fw3ys9us2v]

Love the outfit you're wearing in this broadcast River - the colours are lovely.

[@pamelalipscomb8332]

Wokery celebrates mediocrity and conformity and discourages individuality in thought, language and action.

[@ErinAbou]

Absolutely 💯 correct. People are sick of it.

[@FP65]

@@ErinAbou- We sure are.

[@be_you2023]

Eloquently and succinctly explained. Bravo.

[@TheElephantRemembers]

💯 and we’re so tired of it.

[@janetdoolittle1632]

Your giggles just make my day. 😂

[@josiequintela199]

Yes, River’s burst of laughter is always great.

[@jtdiffen]

River. Thank you for this wonderful and insightful vlog. As one of your avid and loving USA audience, we so respect your kindness and devotion to the USA and UK relationship. I wish more people in the USA understood and appreciated the global significance of our common heritage and commitment to each other. 😊

[@GigiRulesTheRoost]

The dog died months before she announced its death.

[@mauvegreenwisteria3645]

How do you know ?

[@kathybutterfield2760]

Saves things....

[@LesleyCarol-o3z]

@@mauvegreenwisteria3645 Because M herself announced his death in October 2024!

[@Evelynall.]

Yes she did.

[@pamelagarza646]

Howdy, River, from warm, sunny Texas. Thank you for keeping me good company while I folded all my laundry! 😊

[@elizabethmorris92]

I do agree with you about woke, DEI and gender nonsense River, I just wish we could go down the same path in the UK.

[@cristymoore7577]

River! Greetings from Wilmington, NC my dear, down the coast from Washington, NC. You've got the NC accent almost perfect- North Carol-i-i-i-na. You flatten and stretch out that "i" like you from here. Love you my dear. Glad you're back.

[@amethystanne4586]

@@cristymoore7577 hello from near Mammoth Cave, Kentucky! I’ve been to Wilmington. (My son was stationed at LeJeune)

[@Alanaronald]

So glad to see you in this lovely understated copper tiara & copper/teal/gold jacket. We don't often see you in these more subtle confections & palette, but I rather enjoyed it. And re: D of Sussex/D of Windsor parallels: most apt. Thank you.

[@leandabee]

I remember back in my day at school,it was classed as crass to use the word get, the teachers always told us to think of another word to use, so in other words, we are being TOLD once again what to do, what to think, what to say, I mean, that list is full of insanity, and you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! I really have missed your left eyebrow raises🤨, I wish I could do that so beautifully 😂👌🏼

[@donaldsmith7685]

Conspiracy theory about her writing 2025 in the sand, maybe she was having fun at Harry's expense, 2025 being the number of people who have watched Polo on Netflix.

[@sabineduret2512]

😂😂

[@susanmilos6251]

🤣😂exactly… along with the number of 👍 for her trailer-trash on Netflix.

[@AsaS-tj7um]

Or 2025 for her "freedom flight" from him (= divorce)

[@warwickshirewolfpack]

Perhaps her number of men 😂

[@rnempson1]

😂😂

[@littleogeechee223]

Meggotty is nothing like the Duchess of Windsor, not even remotely so.

[@melly9037]

What fantastic pictures from your audience, brilliant 👏🏻

[@letha-AnnCooper-e9n]

It’s been a family show for me and my family! My sister, both daughters m, my sister’s granddaughter, my husband and I all enjoy keeping up with your videos River. Always a pleasure.

[@deborahosborne9426]

I keep using 'old" vocabulary just to make people to do reseach. Such fun.

[@shaisaelee4231]

Laughed through this video. Your witty humor was missed River!

[@Tattletale5]

This was the first time I have seen one of your videos. And you earned my sub and like when you said you don’t like all the woke nonsense. Also I live in California, but I do feel a kinship because my grandmother is from Liverpool and left during WW2 because she married my grandfather. So I still have a lot of family there. You have a great channel here! 😊

[@buttermilkbrioche]

Perfect timing! I just sat down for my morning coffee before work and you brightened my day! Thanks River - love to you from the colony! 🇦🇺🦘🐨

[@queenofkingsbury]

I just love your window and the natural light peeking through. Everything looks lovely in your new home.

[@andreaberryhill6654]

I'm from South central Georgia, USA... and have been a huge fan since discovering you two plus years ago. You're not only relatable, but I find you to be a voice of reason. Thank you.

[@melaniew4354]

I'm over near Statesboro! We're not all uncultured hicks out here in Georgia, are we? River is one of my favorite indulgences.

[@rileyperkins2724]

Great to have the (snarky) voice of reason back.

[@mcknight7811]

30:15 You’re right about Royalty bringing glamour and information regarding Catherine’s fashion choices also promotes British designers.

[@tracydaye6059]

Really agree with you on the language.... how disrespectful it shall be 😢🎉

[@DonnaH-yc4nq]

Thank you for a 5-star presentation. I enjoyed it immensely and even had a chuckle or two. Welcome back, River.

[@QueenOfScorpions]

🦂🍐🦂 I've raised 7 children and I never spoke 'babytalk' I chose to speak to them right from day one, as if they could understand me and would answer in kind. Just because babies can't physically articulate, does not mean they don't understand. Babies are people too, and I think many of us underestimate them.

[@ArcticTundras]

I'm a trans man and intend to carry a child one day. My bf wants to carry naturally as we have the means. But never in my life have I ever... or would I ever, be offended by someone saying "pregnant woman." That's the statistical demographic. I promise we're not nutters that want to police language. The language police hurt the rest of us more than help. It's why I avoid the modern LGBT movement unless it's truly necessary. I often wonder if those sorts are even interested in what's good for everyone as they create more harm than good. I'm a bit of a problem to other trans people because I identify as "a man born into a woman's body" and don't feel the need to deny sex because of gender. Sex is relevant to health and can't be changed more than cosmetically and hormonally.

[@maureen6669]

I adore those shoes. Sadly I’m too disabled now for heels but I remember in my early 20’s running across Blackfriars bridge in 5” heels to get to work opposite the Old Bailey. The offices are no longer there I understand - happy memories though x

[@Ctperp]

You brighten my day River, many happy return to you❤❤❤❤

[@diamondrosealkire7997]

River you were missed. But glad you took a break. So you could come back with a new perspective on life. "Congrats on your new place. Hope you are refreshed to bring us the news again the only way that you do. You always put a smile on my face and make me giggle with your humor. Dont change

[@jimbaker9616]

River, it’s wonderful to see your fabulous face and I LOVE your new digs!! Welcome back, darling!

[@lb8781]

... the house still stands! Thanks for remembering. Love the salon, love the shoes, and keep on enjoying it all!

[@RobinfromCA]

I agree about needing some glamour with royalty. I wonder if not announcing her designers will cause more of a ruckus than if they just made the announcement and left it at that. It seems as if this new tact will just create a media blitz - and more focus on clothes - to see who can be first to discover "who" she's wearing.

[@mauvegreenwisteria3645]

tack

[@christinesuccop1812]

I for one love hearing about what she wears, especially the jewels👑👒👠👜👗📿💍💎

[@shelaghdoran3221]

I didn't finish watching you yesterday as I was booking my ticket to go see my kids and grandchildren in New Zealand. From South Africa to Dubai then on to Auckland. 29 hrs in all. I'm going to be knackered by the time I arrive. I fly on 20th March. So excited. Haven't seen them in 3 years.

[@Rhonaroo]

I’m proud of you for making such a huge change! I’m loving the new setup and your house is AWESOME 🤩 I always learn something new with each video you put out. What a treat! You’re a gift, River, and sorry for multiple comments 🫣

[@24cammo98]

I do really love the lighting. It’s soft and warm in this broadcast. And oh is that Robin’s egg blue wall delicious. 🥰

[@Space_cadet-Lisa]

Lovely to see and hear from you again, I hope you are settling in well to your new home, I’m sure you will have it just as you like and looking beautiful in no time. Looking forward to seeing your fashion show 😂👏👏 I really hope wokery is on its way out 🤢 it needs putting in Pandora’s box, burying never to be seen again.

[@amandasmith6374]

Oh River SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a Pineapple under the sea !!😂😮🍍🍍