Rives: "If I controlled the Internet" (a poem)

[@magicalmrmistopholes]

Wow, this guy is truly amazing...xxx

[@SarahSupaStar]

I love this poem! My friend had to do a dramatic interpritation of a poem and she picked this one. She had me help her practice and it was hillarious! Especailly since where we were standing was outside and everything you said echoed off the wall we were standing next to, so it was really funny when she got to the part where she's talking about her "most enlarged possible penis". I love it!

[@loraynecaburubias9079]

mind-blowing wit

[@9Coronas]

Blows my mind every time.

[@WBApray]

Still amazing

[@belinda0604]

he's incredible....i love it :)

[@VLicious8704]

I don't understand what he means half the time but I want him to keep talking.