Bao Wants to HAVE BABIES with Another WOLF MAN

The game is coming soon, but Bao already did.
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[@ArmIessIoveseat]

If you ever think your cooked just remember that bao acts like this in front of 1000s of people daily

[@akaRDJC]

nd those same 1000s of ppl love her for it lol

[@aidensnow5017]

Thank you, I needed to hear this one 😂

[@skelebro9999]

Thank you. Now I have unlimited confidence and I can do anything.

[@Kaltsit-]

Well, I mean. I watched the demo and was basically the same way.

[@akira8393]

You mean to tell me my life is worse than bao

[@Dimbledude]

The phrase: There are two wolves inside you. Bao: God, I wish.

[@GenshinLover283]

Blaiid and Lycaon gonna take her on a trip to the Eiffel Tower 😏

[@gamerboy7962]

@@GenshinLover283 Bao: "I'mma get some likes on my OF!"

[@valekstormhowl4999]

​@@GenshinLover283don't forget death from puss in boots

[@maravreloaded]

_"One is gay, the other too."_

[@Menuki]

@@maravreloadedBao is looking to fix that

[@sparklereactsorgaming9328]

Honestly if Bao went to therapy, she would put her therapist up a tax bracket.

[@sparklereactsorgaming9328]

Shout out to you if you got the reference.

[@Registered_Simp]

Another enjoyer of hood nature I see

[@sulggothewise]

Her therapist is going to need a therapist.

[@TheSimon2996]

Legit saw her tweet where Bao went to her therapist with different shoes on. If that's not a cry for help.....

[@mmyr8ado.360]

"Call my therapist, tell him he's a very rich man." -Bao probably

[@Iris0331]

Guys, I'm starting to think she wasn't joking

[@Nonstop_Bentley]

She never is 😂❤

[@ampfeeds9692]

starting to?

[@cesaralfredomorocho2086]

_sigh_ ... She NEVER joke ... NOT even once

[@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff]

She never joked

[@shadowknight9345]

A little late to the party....😅

[@flyingfish64]

There's down bad, There's down atrocious And then there's the endless gooner that is Bao

[@gamerboy7962]

She has become... THE GOON

[@flyingfish64]

@@gamerboy7962 The Gooniest of the Goonies

[@CBeavr]

down apocalyptic

[@paburrito]

i'd say down gallactically even

[@635574]

She is a wahle. She goes far deeper down than the other mammals.

[@friendlyhobo6483]

Bao’s future children are going to be horrified when they see her digital footprint.

[@YukonWilleh]

Her future kids are gonna be half k9 abominations

[@radiofreedom7840]

At least she didn't show her bare ass on the intern... nevermind

[@altlol8856]

"So this is how i was born..." -Bao Jr.

[@00Athus1]

Their family therapist is gonna be under investigation by the IRS nonstop cause that bank account is gonna look like a money laundering scheme.....

[@Menuki]

“Hey, I found pictures of grandma..” Instant regret

[@renren7086]

"The game is coming soon,but Bao already did" LOL

[@gamerboy7962]

Didn't even last 5 seconds

[@renren7086]

@@gamerboy7962 LMAO

[@gamerboy7962]

*Wolf Daddy breathes* Bao: "I WANNA BE BREEEED!!!"

[@apolloisnotashirt]

I WANNA BE 🍞 🗣️

[@kaijumurmillo6630]

Wolf Man: Exists. Bao: My Womb Craves Pups.

[@skelebro9999]

​@@kaijumurmillo6630what have I just read. God that's so cursed yet so funny 😂

[@kaijumurmillo6630]

@@skelebro9999 Tell me, with your whole chest, that "My Womb Craves Pups" Does not sum up the reaction Bao's had to Wolfmen thus far.

[@rakhaanantabaskoro4461]

​@@kaijumurmillo6630I mean she was moaning as if she WAS being 🍞

[@Catch-qi3ch]

1 is a coincidence, 2 is sus, 3 a pattern. Bao is a furry sub.

[@megahoundoomi9352]

I thought this was established tho

[@bryanmerel]

1st is ignorance 2nd is misfortune 3rd is INTENT

[@ericgolightly8450]

Really? I couldn't have guessed in a black hole's lifespan!

[@laughingmanime4622]

So basically Nagzz just wasted his time trying to defend her

[@FrancisCabatit]

I fuggin CHOKED 😂 bwuhhahahahah that was a bloody good collab

[@JaxHolo]

Guess what it wasn't all wasted Yuzu also simped for this guy.

[@subscriber101able]

It's fine, he got paid(?)

[@JaxHolo]

@@subscriber101able I watch the video, but I don't know if they did.

[@aimanfitri5854]

The fact that she gooning in front thousands people is insane😨

[@commode7x]

Yeah, it needs to be at least tens of thousands, or else I'm not coming.

[@luriothelucario250]

Ahem, gooning is the act of being one with the elation that is pleasure from edging and then cumming.

[@virtuenvyvy]

well it's a vtuber thing for fanservice n shii, nothin too new tbh 😂

[@bomjus1706]

waiting for bao to start her NSFW voice acting arc.

[@akira8393]

I mean at this point I'm surprised no one took any of the stream clips and use it for nsfw

[@Syiepherze]

I mean, she kind of already is here LOL

[@harrygoad329]

Sorry Bao, Yuzu already called dibs.

[@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723]

I fear for anyone who tries to stand between Bao and her chosen wolf man.

[@GenshinLover283]

​@@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723 Bao already has Blaiid. I say let Yuzu have this one lol

[@doomrider7]

It's so funny that she testified against Bao in furry court.

[@gamerboy7962]

@@GenshinLover283 No. Don't underestimate the power of the Whale Pillow Princess Bao wants the Eifel Tower treatment

[@geneseizeseize8623]

they can share

[@SprainedSentinel]

“Guys is she still ovulating”

[@calamaty2007]

"That's my secret chat, I am always ovulating"

[@thrownstair]

You know how people went "I can sleep easier knowing nobody can hate me as much as Kendrick hates Drake"? I can sleep easier knowing that I can never sink to the Mariana Trench of hornyposting, where Bao lives.

[@alyxgraff9121]

Good lord. I've heard this anime whale lives in the ocean but even I have no idea how she can be this Thirsty.

[@pntbller14]

Nobody… not a single soul: Bao: I don’t like loud noises Also Bao: If it howls at the moon I want its babies

[@DemonicafroJB]

What do Bao and raw dough have in common? THEY WANNA BE BRED

[@master-ofmanga2792]

Oh. Now I get the “bun in the oven” double-entendre…

[@needfood4279]

Bao "totally not a furry" the whale.

[@patrickkeller2193]

She's not a furry (maybe) she wants a furry.

[@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723]

Didn't she lose that court case? Unless she can (somehow) get it overturned on appeal, I think we can say she is.

[@skelebro9999]

she's not a furry. she's the entire animal kingdom.

[@Kai-ye8cr]

“It came to me in a dream” Something came alright

[@Smartz118]

You can't even play this video in public because of all the sounds Bao makes.

[@superdjack5538]

fr fr 💀

[@commode7x]

@@superdjack5538 Frry frry

[@coffee_and_spite8164]

Bao is her own content warning at this point

[@smaragdwolf1]

*places the 'Wet Floor' signs around this Clip*

[@master-ofmanga2792]

We might as well mark it a new natural preserve, because it’s become a lake.

[@superdjack5538]

NAH 💀

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

I could come up with the most horniest, down-bad thought inside my head that'd ashame my entire line of ancestors *& it wouldnt even come a millimetre close to this tweet by Bao.* She truly has a World's Guinness record for having the most unhinged thought processes of a human being imo. 😂😅

[@jaylowlp6181]

I finally understand the female equivalent of simping like men for a dommy mommy

[@superdjack5538]

almost never seen female simping, now i know...

[@legojay14]

​@@superdjack5538You don't frequent the right places. I assure you. It is absolutely just as intense depending on the person. Bao exaggerates as a bit. But that's cause the real thing gets tos very very fucking fast

[@jaylowlp6181]

@@legojay14 probably the insanely loud screaming girls at a concert...

[@mao2587]

I mean, we males dont moan with our simping characters like women do…. Or maybe is just bao being bao 😅

[@Afrochilla]

...You know what... I'm not even surprised anymore...

[@JAX_A2R]

We're beyond cooked

[@jorgemathiasbenitezsaldiva8131]

We're fried

[@haikal5e]

We're soaked

[@atomic_fudge9557]

we're drowning

[@SomeOofDoof]

I'm getting "Bao has never been THIS down bad before" flashbacks

[@douglas98465]

If suspect that if Bao had full body tracking it would turn into an 18+ stream real quick.

[@superdjack5538]

XD

[@oli3645]

With those sounds I think she should have a hand cam the next time she watches one, because I refuse to believe her hands were in TOS appropriate places while watching this. 😂 chat would go absolutely nuts the moment her hands would go off camera

[@pixellizard1850]

I legit need to wear headphones anytime I watch a Bao video.

[@chriswolf9063]

Nobody tell her there are other wolf guys out there! (Shirou Ogami from BNA: Brand New Animal)

[@valekstormhowl4999]

Plus legoshi from beastars.

[@chriswolf9063]

Mr. Wolf from The Bad Guys, Keaton from Fire Emblem Fates, Jon Talbain from Dark stalkers. Just to name a few mow.

[@chriswolf9063]

@@valekstormhowl4999 good taste my dude! X3

[@Dyxid]

@@chriswolf9063 Mad respect for mentioning Jon Talbain.

[@unoviverseyt]

am i the only person who thinks von looks like hed be raidens fursona yes i mean MGR raiden

[@shealdme]

Thank god I was wearing headphones

[@alyxgraff9121]

Same. This audio is extremely cursed.

[@XShrike0]

Between this guy and Blaidd, Bao just needs to make her own Helltaker.

[@tkdarkheart]

Knot-taker…

[@DaviNoob11]

Fur-taker

[@maravreloaded]

No no, she's the knot-taker

[@darkhorseman90]

What do flour and Bao have in common? They both want to be bread.

[@gamerboy7962]

Oh boy... not Lycaon. Bao and Yuzu want the puppies

[@rayleigh4002]

bro she can't say that while having this model on display

[@downcastend11]

Nah this model is very fitting

[@takokola]

Thank god, i have headphones on in a public train

[@techead23]

I remember when Bao use to try and deny that she was a furry, and now she’s full come out as one

[@kokaomf]

So, this is the "She Who Thrists" that my dark eldar friend keeps telling me about...

[@bearleesurviving4552]

I'm convinced she would eat bananas for the shape and not the flavor

[@marcus22greene]

Von "is she okay?" blaidd in corner reading a book "oh don't worry new guy, you'll be fine...don't let her drop the soap around you.

[@cha0ticmuffin558]

"Vod Viewers Skip 2 hours for your sanity" - and Skip I SHALL I already saw her goon in this one LOL

[@Darkhero32100]

bao can be a certified avatar of slaneesh at this point sheesh

[@NeroTheBoop]

The moment i saw Lycaon i immediatly thought "another one for Bao's collection"😂

[@yomama51998]

She's not down bad. She's under that 💀

[@jerromelovelock4085]

Bao needs to get insurance for indoor flooding I swear 😂

[@araonthedrake4049]

Daym... wish I could see her first initial reaction if this is her re-watching the trailer xD

[@RyanCunningham]

I see Bao as the one who looks out for the Wulfen when they are on break

[@namonef]

Ladies & gentlemen, prepare the court & the cell.

[@archeravalon2084]

I’m just waiting for her to discover his Mindscape Cinema.

[@generousghibli6031]

Every time i think I'm down bad, a Bao clip comes along and shows me that I could be much, much, much, much worse...

[@Max465]

I thought I was down bad for Nicole Then I remembered Bao exists...

[@jilliancrawford7577]

I just knew her reaction to him would be gold! Do you think she's gonna cheat on Blaidd!?

[@gamerboy7962]

We need Lycaon and Blaidd's voice actors to do a Cameo ...Scratch that, Bao wouldn't last 5 seconds

[@MysticKenji2]

Cheating? I think she wants a double team lmao

[@gamerboy7962]

@@MysticKenji2 Wolf-on-Wolf-on-Whale threesome. Eifel Tower?

[@gamerboy7962]

@@MysticKenji2 Eifel Tower perhaps? No NTR

[@bonunstroustil8813]

Bros finally Free

[@Charosuh]

My jaw didn’t just dropped it straight up got dismantled from my face 💀 and fell on the floor as if hit by a gravity spell or sum

[@bfrb067]

Yuzu: "Could we, um, like, y'know, maybe, uh........share? Bao: You so much as look at him and it's over." Cue the catfight, or in this case, maybe dogfight is more appropriate...?

[@blanketman6470]

I wonder how chat felt after seeing this live 😅😂

[@astrocosmicalDude]

She can't be fixed 🚬

[@juzoinui4627]

Well technically a whale is just a water furry

[@DoubterManiac]

if anyone decided to make an r34 animation, there's enough sound clips to make a movie

[@lhynieartz6235]

😭

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Blaidd has been replaced. Guess he can stop sleeping with one eye open now

[@RusselledJimmy]

Replaced? My brother in Christmas, he is simply added to the dog house. Bao the type to have a harem of dog men holding her leash.

[@Lululucille]

I KNEW that she would find out about him sooner or later! I also love him too, one of the best boys! ❤😊

[@Zenobiwan]

1:23 POV you have entered Bao's goon-cave 😂

[@subscriber101able]

I f*cking knew she'd eventually find him...

[@darkcobra1418]

Bao and Yuzu are gonna wind up fighting over these wolf men

[@VHChris]

playing this video in the public then we’re all cooked 💀

[@NEOthefriendlyYoutuber]

remember us not to let her play hi-fi rush

[@Catnaps101]

I was wondering when I’d see her reaction. Bao didn’t disappoint 😂

[@Ghost-vu]

So where is the nearest therapist at

[@samuelbowman4729]

I concur

[@TombCat-ni8et]

At least 200 feet at all times.

[@Shadowkill59]

Same

[@witherblaze]

A therapist ain't gonna do much. Bao needs an exorcist.

[@Shadowkill59]

@@witherblaze not for her for us

[@indoorperson4054]

I mean, she is down bad for Blaidd so this is to be expected.

[@danielnemesio3388]

Of course she painted the slime white. I am not surprised, only disappointed

[@VladimirDT]

They gave her the transparency for that model, hell yeah. Also she said "Its been so long" mf cuisineer wasnt that long ago

[@wojak-sensei6424]

There's down bad. Then there's down bao.

[@blindhero2999]

With bao, I have to remind myself this is still KZbin.

[@Shawn_the_Protogen]

Bao and Yuzu gonna have a fight over Von Lycan XD

[@archdiangelo7930]

Okay, setting the obvious focus of this aside for just a moment, that character design is great, and that animation is INCREDIBLE! It makes me wanna play whatever game this is, and I literally just learned about it and have no idea what sort of game it is. I'm a sucker for good animation

[@dragonquest8ftw1]

We need to hide this character's voice actor, for his own safety.

[@SilverSpectre266]

Soon as I saw the ZZZ lineup and saw that character I was like "If Bao sees this game...and sees this character....its joever" lol

[@oddlyvissible3044]

GARD DANG IT! I'M ON SPEAKER'S!!!!!!!

[@SegaMaster172]

That was your first mistake. Your second mistake was expecting Bao not to goon.

[@oddlyvissible3044]

@@SegaMaster172 I'm just new to the rabbit hole bruh. Caught me off guard 😂😂😂

[@aestheticmirror9257]

To far gone? Bro she's reach the end of the universe and beyond

[@Eelektross115]

It’s a good thing I was alone watching this cause my family would’ve been like what in the hell are you watching lmao. My current reaction GOOD GOD lol

[@Eelektross115]

Also Bao’s reactions and Thirst for whoever character are hilarious btw

[@alphaplasticchair2801]

2:37 I think we all know what she'll do when he exhale

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

WHY IS THE BAO WHITE LIQUID??? 😨 THIS VID IN THE BACKGROUND TYPING THIS IS MAKING ME WANT HOLY BLEACH 🤢😂😵

[@sslocke]

Whenever i worry that my tastes are too extreme I remember Bao exists

[@theotherky]

God damn, she turned into the wolf from those old Tex Avery cartoons.

[@NJbldragon]

I knew this was coming. It's as if someone at Hoyo saw Bao's Blaidd tweets and decided to make a character just for her.

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

I was admiring the avatar and then my brain shattered when she started reading.

[@SegaMaster172]

Warning: If you’re watching this video in public, make sure to have your earbuds/headphones on before the 1:53 point of the video. Discretion is advised.

[@KudaGeatsune3821]

Theres being down bad and then there's being so far gone all you can do is wish her a happy life with her latest obession

[@imperialguardproductions]

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST, BAO!!! She's gone. 💀

[@joshriley2936]

I'll admit, he's cool af.

[@MackCasual]

Man this is one of the few times where i WASNT ready for the high amount of thirst

[@HeadB-be7si]

I am so happy that i was wearing my earphones thank god

[@adeal2buy354]

i legit hope her parent cant even open youtube

[@Circ00mspice]

No wonder Bao wears chokers on IRL streams

[@Sora_SlimeCat]

Dictionary definition: Down Horrendous. Image: Bao

[@azrael8033]

For the one with the mop, moping up after Yuzu, come here after, please. thank you

[@FrontlineCrusaders226]

I see we took some....artistic liberations.... with the chest of this bao in a jar XD

[@maravreloaded]

1:56 People without earphones: 💀💀💀

[@BNuts]

BLAIDD: There is... another. VON LYCAON: B!tch, I am the only. You know, this just makes EileMonty's impression of Bao being just her barking prescient.

[@zeroace4746]

Good thing I'm watching this with headphones on.