Roast Me

[@jamesmoreiott]

Tickets on Saturday at 5pm. Follow me on Twitter for more information and updates!

[@Shazlick]

Shit First reply I would come to your show if I wasn’t in AUSTRALIA

[@xxsunberrygaming6591]

i live in canada😭😭

[@breuklynnblok1359]

@@xxsunberrygaming6591 same D:

[@Cherry_B0mberr]

Hello, Your very funny. And your currently my favourite KZbinr/twitch streamer :DDDDDDD I have so much anxiety posting this 😃🔫

[@SocksNsandalz]

Im so chalked up for this

[@jayadickerson3672]

I'm glad that James is finally moving out of Denial and now to Anger when it comes to his hairline.

[@yourlocaldisappointment]

Bargaining next 🫶🫶 5 stages of grief

[@riddlussy3109]

@@yourlocaldisappointment when does revenge come in

[@SoukokuTruther]

@@riddlussy3109 that will be the day he decides to cut all of our hair of

[@Socky1259]

Lmaoo

[@lexiethornton2248]

James is the type of person to see Jack manifolds hair then say is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer.

[@iron_Will]

Oh, so that’s what happened to it

[@mmgmagic]

James must be starving if his diet consists of Jack Manifold hair.

[@hallohierskye]

Im sorry but... what hair?

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

Really out here trying to digest it to see if it grows back his own hairline

[@devonodonnell715]

How is this still going as a joke in KZbin comments

[@TheDemonInTheCornerInYourRoom]

5:45 that actually hurt to a massive degree. Actually ALMOST brought me to tears

[@strayyleafy]

Same :(

[@iliketrains5636]

James is the type of guy to have a KZbin channel and say ‘is anyone gonna roast me’ and won’t wait for an answer

[@catcollector9520]

That is exactly what he is and it’s a vid of roasting

[@aliciax5854]

@@catcollector9520 That’s the joke

[@sweetdeath948]

i love how this joke has grown through the fandom and now everyone uses it- its like an inside joke between all of the fans... 😂

[@itsvon7861]

seeing that Wolfy cameo at 5:50 raised my serotonin so high

[@Some-Bird-Bish]

IN LITERAL TEARS RN 5:26 LIKE DAMN JAMES ITS TRUE BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO FKING SAY IT 😭

[@xoji1822]

James' videos never fail to make me lose my shit

[@Amikqvz]

James is the type of guy to wash his hands after he takes a shower

[@lunasspasta4626]

Thank you for making this content it honestly makes my day!❤️

[@Shazlick]

AAAAA It’s a wholesome comment D:

[@ashsoot2724]

PROUD TO SAY THAT I WAS ON THIS STREAM

[@I_love_ROSS]

Samee

[@nancy6532]

Hi james, I just want to say that you always makes my life happy when I'm at my lowest. And that you save a lot of ppl. And help alot. I hope you relize what you do for ppl.

[@Mayahdoesthings]

Jesus I’m such a loser James just made me cry 5:20 - 5:44

[@NONES-mv7vw]

ugh same

[@ebeejeebes]

it makes me feel really guilty for always pushing aside watching lore-based stuff

[@mannam1242]

@@ebeejeebes I always say I'll just watch it later but it never hapens

[@egstilinski6584]

literally same. hit a little too deep

[@IJ21523]

James is the kind of guy who'd see gay people and ask, "Is anyone going to be their favourite twitch streamer?" And not ask for an answer. (I myself, am a gay Marriott viewer.)

[@Imyat0Vods]

I know he will never see this, but James has been a really big help for me. I have been watching him since be did book reviews and rated tik toker's singing. But, recently, life has been hard. So many things. And his craziness and just unhinged moments have been an amazing distraction from everything. I just wanted to share my utmost and most sincere thank you to James. You do great things.

[@majaczyzowska]

Your hairline goes so far back that it's only just discovered stone tools

[@stardynamite3762]

5:29 Idk that’s even a roast but it was S tier **cries**

[@devons.3481]

he really hit the nail on the head when he said that either he is in pain when we watch him or we are in pain when we watch him. i love watching him get absolutely DUNKED on and it's hilarious when he can return the favor and make me get the same embarrassed expression on my face that he gets 😂😳🫢🫣😅

[@kr1st1ne15]

James is the type of person to see paper saying "ROAST ME" than say is anyons gonna eat that and not wait for an answer

[@juniper4921]

this comment section varies from omg thank u for making me happy james to making fun of him and i love it

[@bridgetbrennan6615]

I am in immense emotional pain every time I watch a James Marriott stream.

[@dontlookatme6395]

5:24 he went for our NECKS what the fuck was that for 💀

[@thatdoubledeckerbus8128]

8:58 SOBBING

[@vent.6892]

James has helped me so much. He has made me laugh even when I’m breaking down crying. I’ve been struggling a lot lately with my mum wanting to give me away and yeah it’s been though but I hope you are all doing good and well ❤❤

[@l..ly_]

James is the type of person to see a dog and say is anyone gonna bark at that and not wait for and answer.

[@_brokenbattery_]

i feel immense amounts of pain after that dsmp rant

[@chronicbrightside8757]

okay, so, james doing the "emo boy eyeroll thing" is officially the most adorable, wholesome thing ive ever seen.

[@Booey669]

I like how he said ash kabussy many times before correcting himself

[@woolsockse.c5357]

The ability to be mean to this man is a good enough reason to watch James twitch

[@PancakeCharlie]

The day has come

[@weedlechu]

8:20 i was watching this vid on 2x speed and this part was insane lol

[@Sunshine-Made-Of-Pixels]

OMFG IT LOOKS LIKE HES GETTING POSSESSED LMFAO-

[@Annathelilgremlin]

5:26 holy shit that hit right in the feelings. James this was supposed to be them roasting you not you roasting them

[@mild6p]

Bro looks like the type of person to ask kid at the adoption center if they got a family-sized Hershey's Bar 💀

[@joey6744]

everytime i watch ur channel on the living room tv, my dad says “oh, ur watching baby jack black again :D”

[@elquiscocam612]

james is the one kid who was into dungeons and dragons at the comic store 😢

[@Dikenbaus962]

James is the kind of person to be mad if you roast him but roast you if your nice to him. I honestly don’t know what he wants from us

[@xenoxdoesntexist4994]

5:10 is a jumpscare

[@purplepinkblue18364]

James looks like the type of guy to see a guy and ask if anybody's a gonna eat that, and not wait for an answer.

[@dan4za]

5:21 this got me thinking 😭😭😭

[@melon06h]

Imagining james in bts is so funny🤣 just 7 koreans next the each other and then there's this 6'4, big, white man with facial hair

[@kyrabutnot4020]

James Marriott is the only person that I will click a video on, cringe, yet continue watching.

[@MetallicAGirl14]

James looks like if Harry Potter had a mid life crisis after quitting his boy band ‘The Other Direction’.

[@mimimeihua]

I got that ad of the singing grandfather right before watching, dont know if thats a roast or not, but farewell.

[@dekimi6739]

"its a normal British hairline"... bro insulted all of Britain with that one

[@loweec3]

i am absolutely scared for my life

[@bennyboiart7781]

Watching this at 1.5 speed just makes it that much more unhinged.

[@proudannus6949]

James is the type of person to ask "am I going to go bald" and not wait for an answer

[@GUNUFofficial]

You'd fit right in with the other dinosaur people in the super mario bros movie from 1993. That is my roast.

[@yellowjumperboy]

James is the type of person to see the past tense and ask "is anyone going to aten that?" Then not waited for an answer.

[@Hollsiac]

Should be no problem trying to roast James! 😁

[@swamthegamer]

2 bald people put their heads together and made james.

[@mollylovesenha]

Its a good day when James marriott posts

[@benferris2764]

Well i didnt go too the final gig soo…. I think i should be in S tier

[@thedyingraccoon765]

I was trying to turn the volume up but hit the power off button three times and it went black and white mode and I didn’t notice so I have been watching this in black-and-white. Have a good day.

[@pollywasherepriv]

James is the sort of person to see tiktok thirst traps and ask “is anyone gonna eat that” and not wait for an answer

[@yoshidahikotsugikuni9638]

this shit is what keeps me alive. i want tips how tf is everyone so tall, also, James, please, for the love of god, brush. your. god damn. hair.

[@_k1wi]

JAMES MARRIOT POSTS MAKE MY DAY 100 TUMES BETTER

[@Sofiamamitaa]

The worst part about living in Australia is I can’t go to James’ gigs 😔

[@Sil3ntKnxght]

I want to cry, I so want to go to this concert but I unfortunately dont have money to afford a plane trip to the UK and a ticket

[@glesr323]

James, you look like the guy running all the bot channels. James, you seems like the kind of guy to dip chips in peanut butter. James, your hairline makes bowlcuts look good.

[@Orion1540]

"You're face is roast enough" 🤣

[@justanna114]

AHHHHHH I wanna go to the gig so bad but I live in FREAKING CANADA AND CANT PAY FOR A FREAK FLIGHT! I’d go….. But I cant….. 😢 Have fun at the gig James!

[@JPGjack]

5:28 why did this give me ricky gervais in afterlife vibes

[@ltolliver]

I've been in your chat often enough to know you really don't have to ask

[@WibblerSoot]

James' videos never fail to make me more depressed than i already am

[@littlenor]

James never runs out of content I swear

[@ilovemattsturniolo]

this stream was so funny to be in 💀

[@defectuosity]

5:22 really called me out huh james

[@robynkirby173]

Not James slating the username bigsackofpiss and him, saying it will be the best Twitter handle in the Gordon Ramsay video with will 😭😂

[@doofusdoodles6904]

Watching this in the therapy waiting room and i am now somehow more depressed

[@HexFudge]

Sad that I didn't get into the video but that's okay. You always make good videos James!

[@fofo_innit]

7:47 im crying 😭

[@Meimisaki2001]

He’s a more attractive version of the toy collector from toy story 2.

[@miaa5034]

hey James your videos always make me laugh and ily for that also you are not balding king xx

[@unicornmafia_6953]

I couldn’t decide between a fat and a dumb joke. BOOM! Roasted! (this is from The Office I don’t mean this literally!)

[@Skyiq]

Nah all of These are goin in S tier

[@MnkyChn]

9:26 I love James seemingly forgetting that he in fact had a podcast with other white men, otherwise known as the Eboys Podcast

[@OtakuQuest1]

This is just another comedy show by James.

[@lilyharris5689]

This stream was something else 👍

[@my-.bran_r0t589]

5:22 damn James I just woke up.

[@_kit_bo_bit_]

"You're face is roast enough" -Nellygotlost

[@Josie.E.]

I watch James Marriot and we are both in pain

[@Special_geezers]

Don’t need too your mirror already roasts you everyday love ur vids man

[@TheScarletMoth]

I finally made it to a KZbin video! I have truly peaked.

[@caryshowell8967]

I’ve been waiting for this 😁

[@leons909]

1:39 crying cause I'm in America and can't go to the concert 😔😭

[@itsajx7875]

how fun

[@shawnapillado9448]

I absolutely love this

[@milais_dumb]

Yes

[@incominglondon3277]

James looks like the man from “how to train your dragon”

[@lysha7771]

part 2 please

[@AstroomieAlex1902]

1:46 then make it 12 or 13 plus

[@reia1137]

I just know this will be great!

[@GothicNobody_]

James: Come to my show it’s in Brighton Me who live is Canada: bro😭

[@lucykennedy1133]

bro I would go but im a 2 hour flight away from you

[@gayassj3st3r]

Bald.

[@Tully-tittles]

The thing about James hairline is like the ocean It’s constantly retreating due to others being to hot

[@river5976]

I fr thought you taped the paper to your face 😭

[@billybobnoknob5317]

Tbh James is the type of guy

[@rae3944]

Bald