ROASTING EVERY SPLATOON 3 CHARACTER

Today i'm roasting every splatoon 3 character, from inklings and octolings, to shiver, frye, and big man! Don't take it seriously though, it's just a joke!
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[@pancakes4life804]

you know frye is a good character when the only thing someone can criticize is her forehead

[@fluffy_cheese7478]

fr shes amazing

[@choco_L8]

the fivehead contains all the knowledge in the world

[@bondubu]

@@choco_L8 she knows victoria's secret y'all r just jealous 😒

[@Girldont-ib6vw]

Quite literally

[@BBPJ5]

I mean, you can’t criticize her outfit, it’s cultural. Things like her colour palette is nitpicking. And just saying ugly and doesn’t fit is like as if it’s the winning sentence of every beautiful contest ever. Like people are just so judgmental

[@poke4074]

Inklings don't die in rain, only if fully submerged in water

[@CH40T1C_TW1NKL3]

do you get the joke-

[@poke4074]

@@CH40T1C_TW1NKL3 I do

[@socki_2]

🤓

[@jpnona3544]

They do start desintegrating slowly tho, there is a dialogue from the off the hook news that says that inklings and octolings have to stay hydrated but not too much because it could hurt them from inside

[@cartmans_aids]

Rain Storm: am i a joke to you?

[@PinkyRAE]

Ok lets be honest, the moment you saw Frye’s name pop up on the screen you knew what was gonna happen next-

[@Dr.Pootis]

Shiver seems like she'd kill someone without hesitation just because they don't think sharks are cool.

[@Shiver-is-best-waifu]

I'm scared but I also think that they're cool.

[@inkedsharkyt]

BUT DO YOU THINK SHARKS ARE COOL?

[@octangulastella]

Team Gear called. We can’t call frye ‘purple fingers’. Since she’s Team Grub, We call her... D O L L A R T R E E S L I M E F I N G E R S

[@theresacox171]

Oh no… so true though!

[@FBI_VALGAR91]

SWEET WINNING THE SPLATFEST

[@benthecat4345]

Captain Agent 3 is literally the most unimpressed character in Splatoon 3, it's like she was on vacation only for it to get cut short when Cuttlefish got squidnapped

[@lordbrennagade4691]

she didn't even do anything. All she do was just lay around and look bored

[@benthecat4345]

@@lordbrennagade4691 The only thing she really did was clear the fuzzy goop from around the rocket

[@lordbrennagade4691]

@@benthecat4345 I'm surprised she hasn't been fired

[@shrimp-adoodle3444]

Judging from her flip flops in a world of snow I’m convinced this is true.

[@aloolieh9269]

@@shrimp-adoodle3444 i think i heard somewhere that the snow is fake

[@syrenity64]

I legit laughed out loud when you said shiver’s eyebrow is a dorito. 🤣

[@elainad6728]

She dunked herself in takis 💀

[@lordbrennagade4691]

Are we disrespecting shiver

[@Derb.]

@@lordbrennagade4691 yes (pls don’t attack me)

[@lordbrennagade4691]

@@Derb. I took all your money from your cash app

[@Board64]

@@lordbrennagade4691 yes as a matter in face i am

[@hanako-seo510]

Welcome come back to mvperry roasting characters and summoning a fan base

[@earthUSOA7705]

Yes

[@hmiztifal]

He’s gonna absolutely piss deep cut fans

[@idalygonzalez8713]

@@hmiztifal yes..

[@LesbianPretzel]

Mr. Coco literally sounds like Beaker from The Muppets💀

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

"Say woomy one more time. I dare you" Woomy

[@jairoconsolascio5226]

*_BANG_*

[@sourcefreak7997]

Woomy

[@nobod2567]

1:23 we all knew this was coming

[@martinhyde3042]

Yeah we did

[@prime_231]

*laughs hysterically* F O R E H E A D!!!

[@Keizer0724]

I love the inklings designs so much. The design is very cute and creative between the concept of shapeshifting humanoid squids. What I can say after the Inkling roast is yeah. Inklings do look like elves with raccoon eyes and vampire fangs.

[@Shiver-is-best-waifu]

1:03 That is completely accurate for her.

[@AJ-wg4rz]

Can’t stop replaying 1:07 haha. The beat drop in the background, the way she turns her fan 😂

[@Xylotelefono]

Yes

[@Veralos]

I noticed you didn't roast Smallfry. Obviously that's because they're perfect in every way.

[@theresacox171]

NO, NO AND NO.

[@Kalisfuturewaifu]

Loving the Splat content

[@thiccjuze]

2:08 Even the roaster can be the roasted 🔥🔥 The Rock: 🤨

[@gabriellovric7496]

Roasted like a bacon. But it’s actually sushi.

[@HYAxSYNTH]

The fact that Harmony is the lead singer f a band but can’t find her way out of a department store

[@Roze_aye]

ok. but the woomy joke. when the captain only says booyah, i cried laughing

[@solidskullz5736]

The memes that followed after Frye was revealed were incredible

[@imbbgamer1012]

I just realized that the song "rockefeller street" sounds disturbingly simular to "ra ra rasputin"

[@cyberiri]

1:20 "So what's the joke?" "Frye"💀

[@CJBoxyeet]

Harmony also has a fish that’s slowly dying due to neglect

[@jasperjazzie]

if we're being fair, octomode octolings have tiny foreheads compared to real octopi

[@Reaper-Ortus-Apex]

Shiver is fine tho

[@MVPerry]

Can't disagree

[@bosssnurp5912]

@@MVPerry Sheldon and the jellyfish from the shoal are finer

[@animdoodle]

@@bosssnurp5912 coco too

[@sak-ura]

Mvperry “FOREHEAD “ ME “DONT TALK ABOUT MY BABY THAT WAY

[@faithfulloser7180]

Him roasting them....just makes my day.

[@yewjiaxiansam1962]

You know Shiver has won Splatfests five times in a row, she being a simp magnet has never been more true and the Splatfests are rigged, the Japanese gamers and game crew even ignore the fact that Shiver does not have the qualities of a leader.

[@Strawberrygamer1]

It’s givin roasting Frye just because of her bold head

[@CloudSugars]

Shiver Frye and Harmony: ;-; Me: you roasted my favorite characters >:(

[@cartmans_aids]

the moment he said that mr grizz should go back to open season i did some goofy ahh laugh help me.

[@ItsSkiido]

Can't wait for the roasting stream lmao

[@RoseSparkles5]

Frye: HAHA FOREHEAD! HAAAHAAAHA FOREHEAD FOREHEAD!

[@ecbmurphy]

1:14 I was actually EATING Doritos when you said that! 😂

[@ClawsAndTeeth]

I was majorly concerned you were going to roast Callie and Marie, so I had a huge sigh of relief at the end of the video.

[@WarmLillie]

*Lillie give Harmony a napkin but she get poison and high from her* Woah… I hear the voice now…

[@idalygonzalez8713]

I notice the thing about mommy long legs before this .___.

[@Strawbjello_]

Fun fact Pearl + fries foreheads are cultural not just because the devs are like oH YeAh

[@CH40T1C_TW1NKL3]

3:14 IF I DIDN’T KNOW KARATE KID I WOULD’VE SEARCHED UP WHOS MR.MIYAGI

[@magiceditor834]

Lol good one

[@SeLu17]

OH MY GOD I CANT UNSEE THE DORITO EYEBROWS ON FRYE AND SHIVER

[@guilhermecatapangraziotin3602]

Im personally glad you left little buddy out of this... no one likes roasted salmon... Ok I've been informed people do like roasted salmon... but still im glad you left that little ball of happinezs alone

[@wowzers420]

YAY I TALKED TO YOU TODAY!

[@Woomy_Loves_Splatoon]

0:25 "WOOMY WOOMY WOOMY, BOOYAH BOOYAH WOOMY, SAY WOOMY ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YOU" IM DYING

[@jestergaming478]

Best youtuber ever

[@_nekozume_]

HELP NOT THE FRYE SLANDER 💀💀

[@StuffedEgg]

More 🔥 Edit: first gotta claim it

[@kagaminerinandlen8316]

at least the shoes are what kids actually where, at least its not kingdom hearts big

[@hasbruh2987]

1:54 💀💀💀💀

[@DrKoneko]

holy crap this is the first roasting video where the roasts were actually good

[@Electric_Embers]

Little buddy was too Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, and Powerful to be roasted.

[@Keizer0724]

If open season existed. There’s no doubt Mr Grizz would have closed down Grizzco and salmon run and just live there.

[@Shiver-is-best-waifu]

1:17 The joke is on us. She's trolling us making us believe that there IS a joke when there is actually nothing.

[@kaybombsadventure6934]

Wow, you were strong enough to roast Big man. Just WOW.

[@Xililit13]

🤣🤣🤣 The disclaimer at the end tho

[@rebirthedsouls]

the way i clicked off so fast knowing i was gonna be FURIOUS at this guy for not even seriously roasting my favs💀

[@GamingRedBirb]

shiver should have been dunked on for (story spoilz ahead) having the easiest boss fight in the entire game

[@prime_231]

Exactly. Frye was actually a hard boss, Big Man was pretty much Hell, and Mr Grizz was a decent final boss, meanwhile Shiver is like the tutorial boss.

[@GamingRedBirb]

@@prime_231 yeah i like shiver but like she’s a complete joke, LB totally destroys master mega lmao

[@Mikeinator_]

I could recite the entire dictionary word for word on Frye's forehead and still have room to spare.

[@nyxstarbright2590]

Exactly. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thenarrator5032]

Made 2 hours plus new sub and congratulations for having 2 million subs

[@bugmeat9675]

You forgot Nails, but Nails is perfect so it's understandable

[@MadWeegee]

Nails is way too underrated

[@MM126.90]

3:00 He tried

[@Schugi2]

Marie is such a god tier character, you didn't even mentioned her!

[@Max_Pikmin]

Come on the mouth feature just makes big man look adorable

[@prestonandtom9337]

You forgot Dj Octavio and Gramps.

[@evanmclain5271]

Mad respect for not roasting either Callie or Marie. They are my favorites and I’d hate to see them get roasted. :(

[@Ch3eSy_Cheesecake]

Frye is amazing and BIG FOREHEAD SUPREMACY

[@moonmicrowave9876]

What I’ve gathered -everyone’s high -F O R E H E A D

[@yewjiaxiansam1962]

Your roasting is creative, Ever since I seen that DeepCut are opposing bosses in the game story mode, they betrayed moi feelings halfly and I just want to roasting them till my teeth is quenched

[@Mystik_Music]

Ah, "Creative". Yes, Sam Yew Jia Xian; making jokes about Frye's forehead is *so* creative. Frye roasts aside, I've heard more than half of these before...

[@yewjiaxiansam1962]

@@Mystik_Music I didn't even say this about Frye specifically, you just push up your own prediction to satisfy your ego so 🥱🥱🥱🙄🙄🤪🤪😝😝

[@CYN_Zombie]

Sheldon is the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji

[@KaiNightAnimatezz]

I fr laughed when he roasted frye’s forhead

[@nadaxx_]

you can play tic tac toe on frye's forehead

[@sha-gamerandroidios6852]

Disclaimer: This channel is highly addictive👍❤ Awesome videos

[@PapaSmog83]

Mr grizz isn't Just a bear Is a big body with little head bear with really weird domination plans

[@thatrandomweeb]

Normal bear things

[@chainsawboy2388]

He’s called the ursine anomaly, ursine literally means bear, he is a bear anomaly but still a bear

[@creepywaffles4783]

It’s just no way they didn’t know what they we’re doing to frye. That was all pure malice and hatred from her designers. They knew what they people would think and say! She needs some justice 😭

[@nadris-kbf8021]

I think it's pretty good? Frye's design is middle eastern/Indian inspired: The shawl, crop top, and pants are popular clothing there. The holes in her pants are meant to indicate where she is or what kind of environment she's in which is splatsville (city of chaos) I believe. Just like shivers hole in her pants too or Agent 3's ripped shirt. I think the fish braid is similar to the fish braid style in popular middle eastern hair styles. The thing on top of her head may be a imitation of cutten mango which is a well eaten fruit there. And the big forhead, it was or maybe now I don't know, a belief that big foreheads is a sign of wisdom or beauty. Which gives more of that traditional theme to frye's character and Deep Cut overall. It also explains with pearl having a big forehead. With her name in Japanese meaning princess, a while back big foreheads was a beauty standard for women in Japan I believe

[@nadris-kbf8021]

Frye not wearing shoes and walking barefoot also has meaning (freedom, balance, respect, etc). But it has multiple meanings so I'm not sure in Frye's case

[@markgrey5360]

No need to wonder why people myself included simp for Shiver, just look at her design and personality they are perfect! #SHIVERISBEST

[@SpicyInk]

1:23 everyone after the splatoon 3 direct

[@bnicethegaynerd6025]

This came out 6 seconds ago 😮

[@Matilishere]

IKR

[@The_Moth1]

Canonically, ink/octolings go splat in shoulder height water, so rain is ok

[@liamread3215]

"Rockerfeller Street" was the song the represented Estonia in Eurovision Song Contest 2011

[@avacadooctolingdemon]

YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE OCTOLING OF THE AFTERLIFE? T A K O Y A K I.

[@sarcastic_ocupie1669]

You know. I wonder what Master Mega eats… maybe it’ll be you?

[@AightImmaDip]

moustache octoling gang!!

[@markerdoesntcareaboutyouro3483]

Feels illegal to be early, but here I am

[@IntenseLicoriceFlavoring]

Heres a request: What your favorite monster in The Mimic says about you

[@BiskitBoiMJ]

They don't die in rain. They die if a certain percentage of them is submerged in water. Same reason they can drink water.

[@Arcadiabaezz]

If I see one first comment in gonna riot istg they're so annoying 🤧🤧🤧 Low-key forgot this channel existed for a solid month😻

[@MadameSomnambule]

The dollar tree slime comment tho 😂😂😂

[@alexanderlelecas6989]

You should say THEY for Captain Agent 3 because you can change their gender. You do it by interacting with Cuttlefish's tent in the crater.

[@indominusreags2278]

U insulted big man. The kill squad is on the way, run

[@djHyperfresshh]

Frye is my fav out of the trio.🥺

[@cheezitboi6453]

Cool

[@Mister_Torgue94]

Splatoon community rule number 15: don’t roast big man

[@monicaraybrandt]

i'm just gonna say this right now big man looks like the wii balance board

[@MondoFlips]

Epic

[@Aster_Monz]

2:38 my boy no-

[@unclepaul1995]

When you going to Roast these Disney Villain? I’ve Been Roasting Disney for being a Disney Villain!

[@jigglefox]

frye's roast is the most accurate. *change my mind*

[@khatj_]

Every Frye Fan: _1 minute ‘till arrival_

[@curryyum205]

Ayyyyyyyyy (why the heck criticise BIG MAN and btw the falling thing is right)

[@WarmLillie]

Call me a simp, But I simp for Shiver!!! She’s my smug mommy. XD

[@frankiebabyee9157]

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