That "don't run" part is REALLY important. I remember a long time ago reading a biography of an animal trainer and he talked about how the instinct to chase and kill things that run is on the level of reflex. He had a lion that was as friendly as a puppy around him, then one day he had to hurry somewhere and left just a little too fast and found himself on the ground. Pretty much any animal with sharp teeth and eyes at the front will 100% respond to a fast retreat with an even faster attack, and honestly may not even have control over it.
@VenomQuill3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's crazy how little known this is. I was with my service dog and we found a cat after class. Stray cat, we have them ALL OVER campus, but this one was super tame. Well, I was cautious because a stray cat tried to attack my last dog a couple years ago, but I gently let my dog close. She was excited, but she at least tried to stay calm because the cat was calm. Well, I guess some people got scared that something would happen and _forced_ the cat away. This spooked the cat and caused it to run. Nearly threw me off my feet when my dog tried to bolt after it. All predatory animals, even the tamest ones like a young golden doodle who's never killed a thing bigger than a beetle in her life, have that instinct.
@curtiswoods22393 жыл бұрын
True, never run, I never have and there are much better chances of survival if you stand your ground qnd face the animal. It has worked for me when encountering dogs. Can't say I've been confronted by any other animals
@Thawhid3 жыл бұрын
@@VenomQuill people gotta ruin it smh
@VenomQuill3 жыл бұрын
@@Thawhid I know. ;-; We don't have cats at home, since my last one was stolen. She gets so few opportunities to meet with felines. I love them so much.
@anthonydoe43513 жыл бұрын
This is facts...im a long distance runner and jog twice a and the same dogs that I pass everyday twice a day chase after me everytime I run by them EVERYTIME but when I walk they submissive asf. It's their nature.
@frankcastle20103 жыл бұрын
Imagine being stalked by one of these animals and the only thing you can think of is this mans voice telling you to say hi to your ancestors for him 😂😂😂
@skylinefan41843 жыл бұрын
Unless you have a gun, any one of these animals would yeet you to the gates basically.
@Myah2343 жыл бұрын
@@skylinefan4184 guns are no help. These animals can take it. Thats why they use much larger special guns to take them out and loads of bullets. I’m a nurse not a vet but humans and these large beats are not the same
@skylinefan41843 жыл бұрын
@@Myah234 I mean, I didn't specify which calibre guns but what about something like an Enfield?
@stayfly683 жыл бұрын
@@Myah234 how about slugs from a semi auto shotgun?
@NEWMari_3 жыл бұрын
@@skylinefan4184 a bear can take that
@Rytonic693 жыл бұрын
"A polar bear decides if you go home to your family or your ancestors" words to live by
@CountryLifestyle20232 жыл бұрын
You can scare them off by charging at them. They approach, false charge. Or shoot at them.
@Vaderist.2 жыл бұрын
@@CountryLifestyle2023 bro if u think polar bears get scared by something charging ur wrong polar bears literally sre one of the animal species that actively hunt humans if u charge itll put u in ur place by destroying ur head
@xerifetortin40672 жыл бұрын
Until a polar bear wants you to return to your ancestors, then you dont live anymore.
@estrangedstrayed62742 жыл бұрын
Words to live OR die by
@toughluck94032 жыл бұрын
or die by
@opdragoncat3663 Жыл бұрын
My dad actually managed to survive a hippo attack, but it was definitely by pure luck. He was on a camping safari and got up in the morning to take a sunrise pucture. While he was adjusting his camera settings, he tilted the lens down and saw a hippo charging him. He was between it and the water, which is a sure way to anger one. He sprinted and managed to get behind and acacia tree. The hippo chased him around it, but because they don't have the best turning radius, my dad was able to stay just out of reach. Then, one of the camp cooks got up to make breakfast and realized what was happening. He yelled to distract the hippo and then shimmied up one of the spikey acacia trees when it charged him, giving my dad enough time to sprint back into his tent. So yeah, don't bother hippos, in or out of the water. And if you do, hope there's a tree.
@ItsLuke350 Жыл бұрын
If there is no tree in sight, don't pray, you are fucked
@JimmyValmer0 Жыл бұрын
Bro, ur dad is one of gods favorites, no he is a god. How you gonna have that good of luck💀
@greenshirtguy6220 Жыл бұрын
So to survive a hippo you need someone else with you
@confused4dogwho Жыл бұрын
@@greenshirtguy6220 pretty much
@TotallyNotLeclub Жыл бұрын
@@JimmyValmer0 gods favorite 😤💪👑
@thatsroughbuddy14073 жыл бұрын
Nature kids: Make yourself bigger! School: Play dead! College: Get aggressive! This guy: *sign your will*
@kevinyoussef98213 жыл бұрын
69 yeeee
@snehaupadhyaya23053 жыл бұрын
@@kevinyoussef9821 now it’s 569 lolll
@julienjeanmuller3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@JovisVE3 жыл бұрын
Now it's 911
@delusional23353 жыл бұрын
Almost 1k
@EmpressAaliyah3 жыл бұрын
"Don't pee around a tiger, it's a sign of disrespect" I'm sorry but if there's a tiger in deletion range, chances are I'm pissing myself. I'll see you at the gates
@midnightmosesuk3 жыл бұрын
I'd say peeing on the tiger is more disrespectful.
@MidoriOfTheShuinsen3 жыл бұрын
Tell Kobe we miss him
@MayW156633 жыл бұрын
@@midnightmosesuk Pissing on the Tiger is the ultimate chad move and will probably make it back off.
@trevxplayz16913 жыл бұрын
Lol
@geekymetalhead51123 жыл бұрын
What's considered shutting yourself then? Cause I'd probably do that if I saw a tiger
@chaili89533 жыл бұрын
"how to survive a cougar attack" "First you wanna avoid happy hour at Applebee's" I didn't see that one coming 😂
@littlelarimar49553 жыл бұрын
can someone explain that to me im dumbbbb
@Grizzs3 жыл бұрын
@@littlelarimar4955 Cougar is another word for older women(35+ish) attracted to younger men (like 18-25ish)
@naomigarciagomez78903 жыл бұрын
Hilarious lol
@littlelarimar49553 жыл бұрын
@@Grizzs okay ty but what about the applebee's part dont got that where I live
@tacticoolshaydes53493 жыл бұрын
@@littlelarimar4955 theres a lot of old people at applebees
@drakethefollowing348 Жыл бұрын
I know I'm late but that bear expression goes "if it's brown lay down if it's black fight back if it's white say goodnight" pretty accurate too
@ZombieSler123 Жыл бұрын
I just now typed that without knowing you even said this.
@drakethefollowing348 Жыл бұрын
@@ZombieSler123 try to keep up😁
@empresscarrie6230 Жыл бұрын
try and keep up maaate
@ShikiKairagi Жыл бұрын
No offense but it’s lie down.
@drakethefollowing348 Жыл бұрын
@@ShikiKairagi ok you perfectionist (I ain't trying to say that in a rude way)
@AlyBr3 жыл бұрын
_"...cause chimps can't swim."_ Well heck, neither can I!!
@omao49383 жыл бұрын
That sucks man, I always scape of animals swimming, because fortunately for me most animals I’ve encountered don’t swim.
@AroMangle3 жыл бұрын
But I mean- what if the only water near me has hippos or alligators in it?- I’d be one unlucky son of a bitch I’d tell you that
@Svenz0r3 жыл бұрын
@@AroMangle I'll take the hippos or alligators, much more likely to end me quickly and not just tear off my face and junk.
@haydenanderson22283 жыл бұрын
@@Svenz0r hippos and crocodiles would be equally as painful
@inferno61863 жыл бұрын
Grab the chimp drown the bitch fight the alligator and get THE FUCK outta there before the hippo murks you
@snobglarbthegreat1293 жыл бұрын
"If all else fails, tell Kobe we miss him" Bruh 😂😂😂
@anuragneelam85273 жыл бұрын
Your pfp is perfect for this
@legm52983 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@deseanblue-tillman69493 жыл бұрын
We do miss him tho.
@lifewiththemitchells48893 жыл бұрын
R.I.P koby
@Shamrock7373 жыл бұрын
@@lifewiththemitchells4889 Damn you ain't even spell it right.
@ThePointlessBox_3 жыл бұрын
“If a moose shows you the whites of its eyes you better stop doing what youre doing before he shows you the whites of the heaven gates” Im dead
@calebtheman64463 жыл бұрын
Rip
@KarmanicMizery3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes you are.
@Apes_Together_Stronk3 жыл бұрын
Same
@_mangaddict3 жыл бұрын
I heard don't mess with Moose but like damn-
@spiyder3 жыл бұрын
@@calebtheman6446 just like you would be if this happened irl
@danaace58992 жыл бұрын
I work with geologists from around the world. One I worked with was from Canada and worked for the Provincial government of Alberta. Her job was to helicopter up to the headwaters of streams and hike down taking water samples periodically. SHE did this alone. I asked if she had a gun jokingly and she replied yes....she was issued a 38 special revolver with +p rounds. I asked if that was enough to take down a bear and she laughed and said "no silly, the gun was to take my life before the grizzly killed me".
@keyspirits95 Жыл бұрын
Damn ...
@carstenhansen5757 Жыл бұрын
I would bring a gun, to kill the bear. Seems more logical.
@Byvenic Жыл бұрын
Considering they don't always bother to kill you before they start eating you... Good call.
@Ace-ace-baby Жыл бұрын
Well hell she knows what she is doing
@AutisticBearLover Жыл бұрын
She sounds both smart and like she has a good sense of humor
@-desertpackrat3 жыл бұрын
whoever you heard say "make yourself look bigger" for a bear attack was talking about little black bears. Once I was sitting outside my motel room and a bear walked up behind me, and I stood up fast to turn around and see what it was and scared the shit out of that poor bear, he didn't even know I was there and I was 3 feet above him on a raised deck, he ran like the wind. For a black bear being loud and looking bigger does dissuade them, just not with a grizzly.
@gamxwolf56733 жыл бұрын
How to survive a Jess Frey attack. Just run
@justprimo23 жыл бұрын
You're supposed to look bigger with grizzlies too not lay down they'll attack you
@AXELVISSERS3 жыл бұрын
@@justprimo2 if it's black fight back, brown get down & white goodnight
@texascultdeity89043 жыл бұрын
@@justprimo2 sure that works until they stand up 10 ft tall and 4X your size and makes you look very dumb and soon dead
@vertex92003 жыл бұрын
@@justprimo2 did you literally not watch the video my guy
@antonhagbox023 жыл бұрын
If it's black: fight back If it's brown: get down If it's white: make peace with whatever God you care to believe in cause you're bout to see them.
@allthenamesiwantedweretaken3 жыл бұрын
Eh, too long. Black: Fight Back Brown: Lie Down White: Goodnight.
@GhaniKeSawah3 жыл бұрын
if it's black: fight back if it's brown: get down if it's white: your chances of living are slight
@juanjoyaborja.30543 жыл бұрын
Wow that makes sense with literally every genus. Great white shark, polar bear, etc.
@savagesuace52303 жыл бұрын
@@juanjoyaborja.3054 sharks are actually friendly
@juanjoyaborja.30543 жыл бұрын
@@savagesuace5230 You wouldn’t know. Some great white sharks are passive, others are very aggressive. Just like the ones in the USS Indianapolis.
@santiian1663 жыл бұрын
Random guy: “I’ll be fine. It takes 20 hyenas to take down a lion.” Yeah, but you’re not a lion.
@ewm42663 жыл бұрын
Ooooh SHIT.
@jellygoated49213 жыл бұрын
Sound like something Flight would say
@rockyadams28253 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking lol one hyena could run at least ten normal peoples fade
@randominternetguy35373 жыл бұрын
I'll be fine. It takes 20 hyenas to take down a lion.
@Terminator8503 жыл бұрын
Heard of a man who unsubscribed a Lion bare-handed from life, only to have a hyena pack render him past tense shortly after.
@vronie1986b Жыл бұрын
My aunt did survive a hippo attack. The hippo literally bit their boat in half while my aunt her partner and their guide jumped off. Luckily it was more interested in chewing the boat, so they could get to the second boat right behind them and drive away. My aunt was the only one injured - two fingers of her left hand got caught on something when she jumped into the water. She got incredibly lucky a second time an could actually keep both these fingers. All she has today is an impressive scar.
@darryllavalley70733 жыл бұрын
Hood Nature: "How to survive" Also him 2 seconds later: "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO"
@iheartbacon763 жыл бұрын
He's just telling the truth
@zaintg28813 жыл бұрын
Well he mostly teaching you that you are very stupid if you try to mess with nature
@ToSP.3 жыл бұрын
“So how do I survive a polar bear or chimp attack” Hood Nature: that’s the neat part, you don’t!
@SciRuler3 жыл бұрын
Bring a shotgun or High powered rifle at least (last resort is knife but then again if you reach this point, like what he said you probably won’t live anyways)
@ToSP.3 жыл бұрын
Depends if your gonna waste your time and shoot the bear, bring anything, it won’t work lel. If you want to listen to hood nature and use the gun on yourself before the bear reaches you, a pistol or any small firearm will do. Cus the mobility will make sure the bullet reaches you quickly enough
@grantpflum68443 жыл бұрын
Me-.50 Cal solves everything!
@arcihungbycraneonfire3 жыл бұрын
@@SciRuler free trip to your family cemetery where,
@noahfox993 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the homicidal hippo
@MsKeroseneLamp3 жыл бұрын
"Don't look a gorilla directly in the eyes or show your teeth." This is why babies cry when you smile at them or stare at them for too long. They're literally stuck still in Monke mode until we teach them to be human.
@idc_cope3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Coughdropeater3 жыл бұрын
M o n k e m o d e
@hollowtrappedinaelevator3203 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I'll fix em *GRABS WRENCH*
@thunderkatz42193 жыл бұрын
Me a Christian: fix them Now
@bhopirl45523 жыл бұрын
@@hollowtrappedinaelevator320 The afternoon rays penetrate the coniferous leaves and fall directly onto my face. They force my eyes to unfold, and I stare at my palms, still painted crimson from disciplining the infant. Instantly my mind floods with regret, but I try my best to discard it, knowing that my actions were necessary in order to preserve the great legacy that is mankind. It is too early, I must rest some more so that I will have the strength to carry out my nightly duties under the flourescent stars. As I drift into the subconscious realm a faint call echoes in the distance. It is a memory of my mother’s voice, weeping as she disposes of my newborn siblings. “There must only be one,” she cries softly. Only one...
@haidner Жыл бұрын
I've ran into bears several times while hiking here in Canada. Two scariest... 1. Hiking beside a narrow river and right across it was a grizzly eating berries. It startled me, but probably heard me for quite a while. It just watched us walk past, thankfully. 2. West Coast Trail. I was in a crappy mood and walked ahead of my group when I came face-to-face with a black bear, no more than 3 metres apart in a little clearing. We both stopped. I started talking gently, trying not to crap myself or panic. We both backed up slowly. As soon as it moved away 3 or so metres the bear turned and ran. I just stayed there, leaning against a tree, waiting for my friends. Never left the group again. It was also on that trip that I learned that cougars will hunt otters. Saw some tracks that I thought were a mama and babies going down to the ocean, and when I told the Native guy who ran the ferry he enlightened me as to what the tracks were most likely. That's also when I found out otter and cougar tracks look a lot alike.
@adreabrooks115 ай бұрын
When I was very young (maybe four years old), I was picking wild blueberries with my dad, somewhere in the vicinity of Huntsville, Ontario. We were in a broad granite clearing with just a few taller bushes. About twenty minutes into the picking, we got near one of the bushes and a large black bear stood up on the other side of it - maybe five feet away. My dad said: "How's it going, bear?" in an even tone of voice. We backed slowly off, the bear backed slowly off and, when we got to opposite sides of the clearing (perhaps 100 feet apart), we both went back to berry picking. This particular bear was a prime-looking chonky boi, who already had a good layer of fat on him, and a calm, confident demeanour. I'm massively thankful that it wasn't leaner and more protective of its food source, or more jittery. In either case, we'd have had a much less productive day of berry-picking. 🤕 It's worth noting that this is going back a few decades, when we were still burning garbage in open pits, and bears were used to being in close proximity to humans at the dump, etc. Habituation is dangerous because it makes bears more willing to take risks in relation to humans - but it also made us far less scary to them. Nowadays, I carry bear spray like any rational human being. Never had to use it; hope I never do.
@elliejameson39173 жыл бұрын
I know this seems like a joke but what he’s doing is REALLY helpful. The amount of ppl I see every year in national parks tryna pet a moose is way too much so him spelling out how dangerous these animals are is great.
@amberkat81473 жыл бұрын
They . . . they WHAT?!
@camronphillips66693 жыл бұрын
Yep 2018-2021 I have realized that humans are one of the most degrading species of MONKE. We are actualy de-evolving.
@mangaanimefan30893 жыл бұрын
How is that not natural selection? 🤦♀️
@parappa50023 жыл бұрын
@@camronphillips6669 well I’m not surprise cus there is people on tik tok risking their lives for their two followers sooo
@parappa50023 жыл бұрын
@Rkaale 123 yup there was the Benadryl challenge and the tide pod challenge and apparently at one point there was a “set yourself on fire” challenge but I have to do more research on that
@6stringbass4603 жыл бұрын
I like how he speaks with such urgency as if he expects the person watching this is currently being attacked by a moose
@thejonbrownshow84703 жыл бұрын
This might be someone's last video as they click on the first video that looks like it could help
@Initiallyleo3 жыл бұрын
Imagine running from a moose while desperately consulting this video 😂 would not end well
@thebrandunsafeone71843 жыл бұрын
That sounds like someone hasn't looked out the window
@rosemarie18173 жыл бұрын
At least he's doing it right😁
@HowlingWolf5182 жыл бұрын
A sincere thank you for the mental image of some idiot frantically trying to get the video to buffer while being stared down by a bull moose.
@krisweller14983 жыл бұрын
I live in an area with mountain lions, and the only attack in my lifetime was when a malnourished, underweight female attacked a 6yo (the kid’s injuries were relatively minor). They have to be literally starving to risk attacking people, and even then, it went for someone who weighed less than a Costco sized bag of dog food
@DadsCigaretteRun2 жыл бұрын
I’ve actually been “attacked” by one. I got lucky and heard it coming and turned around and he B-lined it right. I was real upset with my dog for not noticing first lol
@austrakaiser47932 жыл бұрын
I remember when my Chihuahua ran across the street to challenge a grizzly sized Deutscher Schaferhund and ran away screaming lol I should've brought popcorn.
@thecrepeofdeath2 жыл бұрын
it's pretty rare, yup. most predators stay away from people unless they're desperate or learned to associate humans with food. which is very comforting, until someone decides it's a good idea to feed the gators 💀
@NixonsAppendix2 жыл бұрын
Years ago a mountain lion wandered down the mountain into my hometown and mauled three people and a dog, after it was stopped they discovered it had lost its teeth due to age and disease, it was starving and couldn't properly eat what it killed.
@rmm38032 жыл бұрын
You've obviously never been near a mother who felt her cubs were threatened.
@abelgordon9906 Жыл бұрын
It's depressing to know that a lot of your options here are to just die, but it's also reassuring to know that these are some of the world's top animals meaning that they are some of the strongest on their species. Still Hella scary though, thanks 4 the vid dude.
@Aonexia3 жыл бұрын
"-This guy has the ability to let you go home to your family or go home to your ancestors." Man, what a line!!! :-D
@theblessedone32673 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 omg yess
@Aboriginal_American_Hebrew2 жыл бұрын
😂
@brittneypasion2 жыл бұрын
Noice😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@demetrioshilton6264 Жыл бұрын
No seriously they’ll track you threw a blizzard😫
@jbizzle1018 Жыл бұрын
If you are fortunate enough to survive an elephant attack go ahead and play the lottery cuz you are a lucky motherfuker
@madelinesabin72733 жыл бұрын
My mom actually survived a moose attacking her without getting hurt! She was hiking in the forest and happens upon a mamma moose and her baby and she climbed up a bolder abd had to stay there for HOURS until the moose lost interest and she could leave. So all in all she was very lucky
@theparrot65163 жыл бұрын
@@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 your* you* H⁹æ¾
@nerdseyeview29363 жыл бұрын
I’m glad she got away safe!
@cloudedfreedom62863 жыл бұрын
Lisa trapped me in YG's basement send help telling someone to die isn’t quirky honey
@MrMARCUS25033 жыл бұрын
I'm avoiding hiking, camping, safaris, the Amazon, the Sahara, Australia and the oceans. People where I'm from aren't the least bit interested in dancing with the devil in these places or with these activities.
@wildwolfwarrior3 жыл бұрын
@@MrMARCUS2503 just avoid planet earth itself, go to the moon. To mars, perhaps the sun?
@stupendoushorrendous82583 жыл бұрын
Me seeing a moose 10ft away while camping as a little kid: "Oh wow, a moose, it's beautiful, that's so cool, damn it's big." Me remembering this: "Goddamn, I'm lucky I'm still around today."
@necrodancer83703 жыл бұрын
I did not see you as a threat
@paleface1713 жыл бұрын
I guess in some species the young have a petting pass. There was a comment around somewhere on a trip to an Australian Zoo. A little kid was left unsupervised by his or her parents and wondered off to the bird's exhibit. Turned out that same day somehow a Cassowary got out and the kid unaware about the power of the Death Emu, went up and pet it. The bird didn't attack, but people were shouting at the kid to get away from it. So yeah in this case it pays to be small and cute.
@speedstick89813 жыл бұрын
@@paleface171 like a ferret
@entrepreneurialadventures7603 жыл бұрын
@@paleface171 reminds me of when I was a very little kid (still a toddler) I was always pretty small for my age... anyway my parents bought a bunch of geese from an auction house and they were HUGE and I was always scared of them and they would always chase me around and I was absolutely terrified and would run away crying...one day my escape wasn't so well executed because I tripped and fell... apparently they had no nefarious intent because once they finally caught up with my they all decided to sit on me like I was a giant egg.... Apparently they thought that I was just a weird looking gosling...anywho long story short I've loved geese ever since 🤦🤣
@evan63383 жыл бұрын
@@necrodancer8370 the implication that you are a moose and a dancing necromancer is awful...ly inspiring.
@uvimperia7070 Жыл бұрын
"Living is no longer your choice" caught me off guard 💀
@UnfoundHopes3 жыл бұрын
How to survive all of these: always travel with someone slower than you that you won't miss very much.
@iheartbacon763 жыл бұрын
Oh, really? after a chimp's done ripping their throat off they'll send you to heaven faster than Usain Bolt can run
@teewee27433 жыл бұрын
@@iheartbacon76 HELL 😂
@Tee1andonlee3 жыл бұрын
Nah when he done with your friend your goin be sprouting daisys
@teewee27433 жыл бұрын
@@Tee1andonlee lol
@Sacration3 жыл бұрын
Lmao i'm weak-
@curtisthomas26702 жыл бұрын
"How to survive a cougar attack: first you want to avoid happy hour at Applebee's, that's when they're most active and most dangerous. Now on to the cats..." Absolutely priceless and so smoothly delivered.
@madarauchiha70342 жыл бұрын
Absolutely 🤣🤣
@tabularasa73502 жыл бұрын
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......
@PikaRaichupikapika2 жыл бұрын
Well bc they love to go to applebees
@venomgaming70142 жыл бұрын
Mhm.
@trla65052 жыл бұрын
I did not knew what he meant
@AllenWrench830453 жыл бұрын
"Don't play dead because pretty soon you won't be able to play alive." This is why i followed you
@SomeRandomBlockhead2 жыл бұрын
I don’t remember this but my family used to tell me this story all the time: When I was about 2, my parents/grandparents took me to a zoo, and there were some Hyenas in a cage with a railing a few feet away. Apparently I was enamored with them and didn’t want to leave. I was told that they were cackling back at me for about 10 minutes before the keeper ushered us away for their “feeding time”. My Grandparents would always say that I had a connection with them. It wasn’t until I got older, and learned that Hyenas cackle when they see something they want to hunt/eat, that I realized: they didn’t like me, they though I was a juicy snack. When I told my family about this new info, they looked a little shocked. I just think it’s funny
@seanprice6049 Жыл бұрын
You lucky, if your parents pulled a certain mom move from 2016 Cincinnati zoo you would probably be in heaven while the hyenas got to devour your body and life.
@Hank_Hizzle3 жыл бұрын
moral of the story: do NOT reject humanity, do NOT become monke.
@daemonzap14813 жыл бұрын
Why he said monkey's are like 8x stronger than a human
@Xenethus3 жыл бұрын
@@daemonzap1481 gorillas can lift 10x their weight
@daemonzap14813 жыл бұрын
@Diesel patches Boring? Ha, the wild is many things but boring it isn't. It's tough, a real-world made for real men.
@daemonzap14813 жыл бұрын
@Diesel patches Video games are fun at first but then become repetitive and boring. I want a challenge in life.
@daemonzap14813 жыл бұрын
@Diesel patches ill box u mate, ill rek u
@angelamirante12853 жыл бұрын
“Can’t play dead because pretty soon you won’t be able to play alive” 💀💀💀 this mans jokes are incredible
@DanCap203 жыл бұрын
Me: “So how do I survive being attacked by this animal?” This dude: “That’s the neat part! You don’t!”
Im a firm beleiver of the 300 rounds of undisriminatory lead
@felixmalcherek29192 жыл бұрын
I love the "Off yourself. Then that animal tchnically didn't murder you" take XD
@transnewt2 жыл бұрын
The humans are an evolutionary failure comment was very accurate. You are NOT adapted for speed and pretty much everything else absolutely is
@GlitchyRed989 Жыл бұрын
5:14 “Built like a Toyota with the personality of Jeffrey Dahmer” Had me cackling 💀
@KitDoesThat Жыл бұрын
5:09
@GlitchyRed989 Жыл бұрын
@@KitDoesThat Thanks-
@KitDoesThat Жыл бұрын
@@GlitchyRed989 👍🏾
@ninjafrog69663 жыл бұрын
The expression is “if it’s brown, lay down. If it’s black, fight back. If it’s white, goodnight”
@justprimo23 жыл бұрын
Don't lay down with a brown one either
@katt143253 жыл бұрын
@@justprimo2 did u watch the vid? at 8:54 he literally says if u come face to face with a brown (grizzly) bear, lay down
@lordeclipse90693 жыл бұрын
@@justprimo2 the “lay day” is essentially play dead* Lay down was just a nice way to phrase it that makes the saying easier to remember
@lordcrimsonstaran18683 жыл бұрын
And you doing any of these can easily still lead to your existence warranty expiring 😂😂
@weaselwolf84253 жыл бұрын
Facts
@ilikecheese45183 жыл бұрын
“it takes 20 hyenas to take down a lion!” yea thats the problem, you’re not a lion
@raptorjesus58703 жыл бұрын
It doesnt. It only takes 5
@8h8_illustrates3 жыл бұрын
@@raptorjesus5870 with effort. 20 is a piece of cake.
@yooo54283 жыл бұрын
Ahem ahem lion king
@multiverseman40173 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's not lion. I'm sorry
@avawalker92693 жыл бұрын
@@multiverseman4017 Its okay. That made me chuckle. Here, take this like.
@sinikal31693 жыл бұрын
"If all else fails tell Kobe we miss him." Almost choked on my beverage.
@portia41013 жыл бұрын
beverage
@moyai95903 жыл бұрын
Or meet him
@Forsaken8603 жыл бұрын
Bruh😩
@ZephyrUltimate_3 жыл бұрын
B e v e r a g e
@Marvelfanatic36583 жыл бұрын
Don't u mean D R A N K?
@plotoyadnaya_rossiyanka2 жыл бұрын
My dad was approached by a brown bear in Siberia when he was camping with his friends. It wasn’t really aggressive, but still tried to chase people away from the food so it could eat the leftovers. They managed to quickly get inside their car (bear even tried to open it) and my dad pressed a car honk, which scared the bear and it ran away. It was over a 35 years ago, but my dad is still really scared of bears and has nightmares about meeting them. Sometimes he even starts to yell at these imaginary bears at night in attempt to scare them, but only scares the s//it out of my mom 😂
@lilsis2589 Жыл бұрын
Damn talk about PTSD
@smileguyanimations87763 жыл бұрын
“Humans can’t run from anything” That’s cause we were built for long distance chases
@kiddvandal913 жыл бұрын
*stares in hyenas running 30+mph for up to 15, miles*
@auburneytuckerson29593 жыл бұрын
@@kiddvandal91 Exactly! Spotted hyenas beat us at that, too!
@GamerHubbyJ3 жыл бұрын
We evolved but backwards
@phoenixgoldyt11953 жыл бұрын
Devolution
@smileguyanimations87763 жыл бұрын
@@kiddvandal91 yeah but we can sweat, hyneas can’t 😎
@Irondrone42 жыл бұрын
I once saw a documentary about a group of tourists and their tour guides getting attacked by a hippo. The guides were not off-course, the tourists were just there to kayak, and one lone hippo just happened to wander off and run into them. Two experienced guides died and a third barely escaped with his life; if they hadn't put themselves between their passengers and the hippo, there probably would've been more casualties. Almost thirty people in four or five kayaks just paddling down a river, and a hippo that got lost just decided someone had to die.
@SlabOfSteak2 жыл бұрын
Yep, no amount of experience will save you when head to head in the territory of an apex animal wanting you dead. There’s a documentary of that happening with a crocodile guide who also had many years of experience. Grizzly man is another example
@virgiljohnson81902 жыл бұрын
Jesus 😳
@BraidensWorldProductions2 жыл бұрын
It’s surprising they aren’t at least an omnivore or carnivore with how violent they are. And their long sharp teeth
@Bullboy_Adventures2 жыл бұрын
They are omnivores
@Katness072 жыл бұрын
Note: the hippo was not lost, it was in its own habitat. LOL
@jarnodatema3 жыл бұрын
one tip: when chased by a polar bear you should throw pieces of clothing away. Polar bears are huge ADHD animals and will stop to sniff at the clothing. If that doesn't work at least you'll be frozen to death before you're cut to ribbons
@natebrown903 жыл бұрын
making loud noises can help, bear bangers are a helpful tool
@dnsl41763 жыл бұрын
@@natebrown90 Hmmm yeah, see I would agree this would work on grizzlies and black bears. But a polar bear will stop at the sound, and still run you down anyway. The clothes thing, I believe could work. I don't know how polar bears' sense of smell works but if it stops and decides it wants to smell your dirty ass clothes, you better hope your stinky pits entertains it or else you're going to cease existing.
@yoboikamil5253 жыл бұрын
Carry an extra cloth so you don't freeze and have a gun in case it doesn't work
@aaliyahx50813 жыл бұрын
@@dnsl4176 lmfao the ending
@viniciuslima94303 жыл бұрын
Very reassuring 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@mercutiolives28832 жыл бұрын
This man is really optimistic about our souls’ chances
@AnnaMarianne3 ай бұрын
Well I mean if you're right with Jesus... watching some of these videos make me want to confess though and get that feeling of being right with Dad. It's easier to think of death when there's nothing on your consciousness.
@YuubiTimberwolf3 жыл бұрын
How to survive a hippo attack: Hope there is a strong tree nearby, they cant climb but might try to uproot a tree.
@rolandorodriguez45043 жыл бұрын
They can’t depending on the tree. Their bodies are not designed for throwing down trees per se, the tree would have to be on a particularly unstable soil.
@RaHELLaable3 жыл бұрын
Same with grizzly bears, but they will shake the tree.
@rolandorodriguez45043 жыл бұрын
@@RaHELLaable This is different though, grizzly bear bodies are capable of throwing down trees because they can get in two and are more agile overall.
@RaHELLaable3 жыл бұрын
@@rolandorodriguez4504 yeah, still i thought it would be interesting if I said it.
@trixon21183 жыл бұрын
@@RaHELLaable You know what is interesting? Armadillo shells are bulletproof and in fact one Texas man was hospitalized after a bullet ricocheted of the animal
@Anna4642 жыл бұрын
I remember when Iceland had our "year-of-polar-bears" where a record number (3-4) polar bears ended up floating on sea ice from Greenland. There was an interview with a young girl who lived on a farm. She saw something white by one of their fences and assumed some white plastic had come loose off of their hay rolls and gotten stuck on the fence so she went to go get it. When she was about 10-20m away she looked up and realised that she was actually looking at a huge polar bear eating some unlucky ducks. Hearing her explain that she had never ran as fast in her entire life gave me chills. She was damn lucky it had found something to snack on and was too tired and hungry to go after anything bigger than nesting ducks.....
@Tokuijin2 жыл бұрын
I think I would have shat bricks.
@patscarborough44452 жыл бұрын
funny
@Herocku2 жыл бұрын
10-20m is roughly 32.8 - 65.6ft for my freedom unit friends That's insanely close considering it could've blitzed her down in roughly 6-10 seconds if it wanted to at that range.
@Anna4642 жыл бұрын
@@Herocku Yeah, it's terrifying. Thankfully it had already found food and didn't have the energy to go after her. She got really lucky that day.
@AC0smic_Z00m2 жыл бұрын
@@Anna464 at least she wasnt you
@FlippyMcGiantDad3 жыл бұрын
I'll never get zombie stories with animal corpses that were left on the scene as if they were torn apart by zombies. What's a group of zombies going to do to a moose, chew on it with blunt teeth and scratch it with broken nails? If anything, a moose or a bear in a zombie movie should have sick action scenes like they're Dynasty Warriors characters comboing a horde of zombies.
@jimmycarburator20123 жыл бұрын
"a moose should have sick action scenes like they're Dynasty Warriors characters comboing a horde of zombies" This has to be one of the best Adult Swin cartoon pitches i have ever seen, please make this into reality, like a fucking moose obliterating a hoard of zombies
@TheOnni13 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm your comment would actually be a good premise for a movie
@LarsTonguesInAspix3 жыл бұрын
Many animals could really destory a horde zombies easily
@jimmycarburator20123 жыл бұрын
@@ForrwarrdMotion6904 as planned ;)
@hijvgkolfsr58713 жыл бұрын
@@LarsTonguesInAspix not resident evil or z nation
@sRp517 Жыл бұрын
I have learned more about animals from this incredibly intelligent man in one video, than all my years in school.
@ItsStorm3 жыл бұрын
Chimpanzees: "The CEO of black air force energy" That killed me🤣
@ignorantman63663 жыл бұрын
The oldest gang alive lol
@dredayoungin30313 жыл бұрын
FACTS BRO
@TenkyOats693 жыл бұрын
Im the 666th like
@livinglifecustom45583 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ightboss21513 жыл бұрын
Boy he lying the ceo of black Air Force energy is honey badger not chimp
@almariotuazon64003 жыл бұрын
Bears If it's black: fight back If it's brown: lay down If it's white: see the light
@steveolotu523 жыл бұрын
In India, if it's black you're also dead.
@lorddog72493 жыл бұрын
Steve Olotu In India, you get five hundred people and beat the bear to death with money.
@trollinape26973 жыл бұрын
If its black: Might get away with it a good fight If its brown: Might get away with it by being a pussy and lay down If its white: Might get away with it by having the best trip youll ever have and for the first time seeing the light
@GoldLND3 жыл бұрын
If it's white: Say goodnight
@Pepperminty_.3 жыл бұрын
It’s actually If it’s black fight back If it’s brown get down If it’s it’s white goodnight
@jenniferlee89463 жыл бұрын
“First of all, why would you put yourself in a position where you need to know any of this?” 😂😂😂
@sodyp0px0182 жыл бұрын
Its the ''Connect you to gods WiFi'' that got me dying
@marbello3985 Жыл бұрын
He had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love the way he educates AND bring hilarious lines
@kingloony12393 жыл бұрын
GET THIS GUY A NATURE SHOW
@charlessousa7913 жыл бұрын
Yes
@j.m63343 жыл бұрын
Its gonna turn out as shitty as any other show on TruTv or Adult Swim
@lanetolsun79873 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@ari-jenchanyt91723 жыл бұрын
The only nature show I’ll ever wacth
@CAPTAINsaveAhomie3 жыл бұрын
Ig if your an idiot
@EyeGanGrowl3 жыл бұрын
"can't play dead because pretty soon you won't be able to play alive" is an undervalued line.
@gravito15733 жыл бұрын
Ikr this one had me wheezing
@fire40362 жыл бұрын
💀
@furioussherman72653 жыл бұрын
7:14 Fun fact: That doesn't actually work. The whole trick of wearing a backwards mask was created in the early 1900s in an attempt to keep people safe from a man-eating tiger known as the Tiger of Champawat, who with a 436-person killstreak holds the Guinness World Record as the most prolific man-eating tiger in history. During her reign of terror, she would evade the Indian and Nepalese military patrols that were sent to hunt her, travel as far as 32 kilometres in one day in order to find people to eat, kill women and children in broad daylight, and actually scared the local population so much that people were afraid to go to work. She was finally shot in 1907 by legendary British hunter Jim Corbett, who found that the reason she put humans on the menu was because she had several broken teeth that prevented her from hunting her usual prey.
@reignman42 жыл бұрын
Must resist… Calvin and Hobbes joke…
@furioussherman72652 жыл бұрын
@@reignman4 Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
@soulsnatcha4022 жыл бұрын
Intelligence I love it
@curtisthomas26702 жыл бұрын
"In Sundarbans in West Bengal, where man-animal conflict is at its peak, fishermen and bushmen originally created masks made to look like faces to wear on the back of their heads because tigers always attack from behind. Wildlife experts say this worked for a short time but tigers soon realized it was a hoax and the attacks continued" - Times Of lndia article
@Dukeflyhawker2 жыл бұрын
That was fun
@Banana_2354 Жыл бұрын
Bro the jokes you make like "humans were smart enough to send a man to the moon but a chimp will send you to the news" something like that bro im tariffed and laughing my ass off 😂
@cactuss54623 жыл бұрын
If it’s black, fight back If it’s brown, lay down If it’s white, *say goodnight* 😃
@marcgirard54853 жыл бұрын
Yes
@j.beaber6513 жыл бұрын
lol true
@user-bq4zb1dt5v3 жыл бұрын
If it’s white get ready to see the light
@eltonramirez32363 жыл бұрын
Well for white bear you can run away and take off a shoe or piece of clothing because they have adhd and will forget so that's the only thing you have
@SaMiK813 жыл бұрын
What about pandas?
@kelseyjaffer2 жыл бұрын
One of my sister’s friends was on a field trip to a nature reserve in South Africa when he was a kid. They were walking through this one area with a guide, but he got distracted by a rock or or something, and when he looked up everyone was far ahead of him. He tried to run to get back to them, but then he heard this noise in the bushes. It was a hyena, and then he realized that there were several of them standing near him making those laughing sounds. The guide had noticed he had fallen behind, so he had left the kids with the teacher and started to walk back when he saw the hyenas. There was nothing he could do, so they all just stood there for about 20 minutes…waiting. He said it was one of the scariest things he ever experienced, in part because no one could help him if the hyenas decided to go for him, and because the guide would only endanger them all by trying to scare the hyenas away or move past them. Eventually they lost interest and walked away, but man…he was so lucky!
@raspberrybitch42992 жыл бұрын
That's horrifying.
@BarManeNw32 жыл бұрын
So ppl jus go in the wild with no means of defense with wild apex predators without guns wow like its a walk in the park huh
@BarManeNw32 жыл бұрын
@Timothy Damiani im tellin you mfs wildin
@haunai71402 жыл бұрын
@@BarManeNw3 Yeah, shoot one round and get a pack of 50 hyenas on your ass. Standing still and not causing their killer instincts to turn on from running away is the best choice.
@stacybaldwin33462 жыл бұрын
The guid was an idiot for not having a gun. Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.
@BaldiB7043 жыл бұрын
“TELL POP SMOKE HIS ALBUM SLAPS” 🦹🏾♂️🦹🏾♂️🧙🏾♂️🧙🏾♂️😭😭
@Kayden2valid3 жыл бұрын
Its true
@kevinyoussef98213 жыл бұрын
69 yeee
@jmthayoungin3 жыл бұрын
It does tho no 🧢 W💫💫
@Syece3 жыл бұрын
Time
@jabrilmuhammad49253 жыл бұрын
👎🏾
@bekkacannon87042 жыл бұрын
“Speak in a loud, firm voice” just had me thinking we need to tell the cougars off 😂
@haydenallen26023 жыл бұрын
I like to think that for most of these animals, similar conversations happen but in reverse. “How can I survive human attacks?” “Act cute enough and they won’t want to attack. Other than that, you better hope it’s true that all animals go to heaven.”
@itsdifficulttocreateaperfe98503 жыл бұрын
And yeah, you should meow or something, I heard it worked for cats.
@lunariousmoon2 жыл бұрын
Purr, moew, whimper and Make your eyes and pupils huge. Do not show any signs of Agression or you'll be turned into a hashtag.
@cameronsmith95622 жыл бұрын
I think for most of these animals, the answer is "Is it armed with the magical thunderstick? No: Aggress ; Yes: Aggress faster."
@TalynCo2 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes they're sneaky but usually they're loud. You can almost always just run from them, they're slow as hell. Whatever you do though, don't threaten them. And don't retaliate, especially in a developed country. Humans are incredibly vengeful and will hunt you personally if you take one out, even if they had it coming."
@genericname87492 жыл бұрын
I want a world where a capybara just explains all this for different animals' perspectives like how this dude does it
@Whiskyunicorn3 жыл бұрын
This shit is why I hate those “naked and afraid “ type shows. You won’t catch me in the middle of nature without a damn rifle 😂
@gustavfrye27363 жыл бұрын
Rifle? Anything 60 feet within me that moves is a shotgun
@yoboikamil5253 жыл бұрын
fuck it, take the .50
@dweebferber5523 жыл бұрын
@@gustavfrye2736 LMFAO
@Chara_Dreemurr9993 жыл бұрын
Yo u American?
@lukaspieper6333 жыл бұрын
Did you guys even listen? In many cases a gun won't save you but just piss the animal off lol
@hfar_in_the_sky2 жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up in the mountains, we had a joke about how to tell the difference between a black bear and a grizzly bear. "Kick it as hard as you can and shimmy up a tree. If it's a black bear, it'll climb up the tree to maul you. If it's a grizzly bear it will knock the tree over and then eat you."
@BeDatAPickle2 жыл бұрын
😂
@vanessawells84612 жыл бұрын
I now wondering how many people would try this… being from a small city I now think I could have been one of the few to Actually do this.
@lisagaughan71542 жыл бұрын
If you're colourblind and don't intend on living.
@Gr8tBlueHeron2 жыл бұрын
Haha, we were taught "the idea grizzlies cannot climb is a myth. If the tree is big enough to support their weight they can climb it. And if it isn't, they'll just knock it down."
@pyrovania2 жыл бұрын
odd fact, people, bears and pigs will all eat each other, and all are omnivorous.
@BeakerInShortShorts Жыл бұрын
My dad knew a guy who was attacked by a grizzly on Vancouver Island. He curled into a ball and it not only tore his backpack off but ripped the skin of his back off too exposing some of his organs. When he turned his head to see where it was it ripped half of his face off leaving the skin hanging and removing an eyeball. It eventually lost interest and the man hiked like this for over a mile to a logging road where he was picked up by another man several hours later. This was in the 70’s and the man actually lived. He was just surveying for a new logging road but the grizzly wasn’t even having that. 🇨🇦😬
@StonedtotheBones135 ай бұрын
Bear heard about human encroachment and said imma be proactive.
@christopherconrad57463 жыл бұрын
"Don't try to play dead, because soon you will be able to play alive" Got me with that one!
@lyndontuck70842 жыл бұрын
Brian Blessed has said in several interviews that he survived a polar bear attack. It climbed into his tent and (understandably) startled, he punched the bear on the nose. It was apparently equally startled, because it ran away. I'm not sure whether or not this is true, but this detail of the account of his journey to the north pole has remained consistent over the years.
@swansong59602 жыл бұрын
I could see him doing that. All he'd really have to do is RAISE HIS BOOMING VOICE at it and that should be enough though.
@alastairatcheson14072 жыл бұрын
Probably smelled humans, if it looking for food everyone is F'd.
@allyw74052 жыл бұрын
What a lucky escape, for the polar bear
@setsaimu2 жыл бұрын
If you punch a bear, more often than not the next thing you will try to punch is Muhammad Ali's face in the heavenly ring
@melodyy0z2 жыл бұрын
@@allyw7405 u had me in the first part ngl💀
@BoopaKing3 жыл бұрын
I feel Jacksepticeye said it best while playing Farcry Primal: "It's like fighting an angry *BUS!"*
@Akashathesilentassassin3 жыл бұрын
Oml, trueeeeee
@MrNickPresley3 жыл бұрын
He also once said “SPEED IS KEY!”
@brycechryson56863 жыл бұрын
But those are elks not a moose, but both are probably unsurvivable
@bobcatbix3 жыл бұрын
The Tall Elks lol as im currently playing primal
@LOE_Life_G3 жыл бұрын
Link
@un1t_y. Жыл бұрын
when we're old and have to leave the earth, i'll still remember all i learnt from you🌟
@disturbedpyro45113 жыл бұрын
I can admit a Moose encounter was the most terrifying moment of my entire life! Was walking around my uncle's property at night when I saw a moose just giving me the " i will disembowel you if you come any closer" look. That was the longest 500 feet back to his house of my life! I still can't believe my pants remained unsoiled!
@seewobble70482 жыл бұрын
So you saw a moose from 500 ft (152 meters) at night? I call bs on this story.
@disturbedpyro45112 жыл бұрын
@@seewobble7048 no he was literally 4-6feet away when I saw him. I knew not to run so I just backed up slowly and headed back to the house which was about 500 feet away. I the Moose was that far away I wouldn’t have even cared because I wouldn’t have seen or heard him
@disturbedpyro45112 жыл бұрын
@@Harry64278 no he was 4- 6 feet away. The house I retreated to was 500 feet and he followed and stared me down the entire time I retreated. Like I said I can’t believe my pants weren’t full of piss and shit!😂😂
@disturbedpyro45112 жыл бұрын
@@seewobble7048 sorry, my op is confusing
@t5hammer8712 жыл бұрын
It’s like seeing a kaiju over the horizon my dude. Them things look scary NO MATTER the distance
@alex2005z3 жыл бұрын
"How to survive an elephant attack: scream" I would do that even without advice most likely
@austinbetts41953 жыл бұрын
Nope you misheard, he established there is no surviving an elephant attack. That's instant oblivion. There's just surviving an elephant.
@JadetheGoober3 жыл бұрын
I doubt you could piss an elephant off that much without really working at it.
@docdolittle80573 жыл бұрын
You’re too funny bro, he said “cougars are most active at Applebee’s” 🤣🤣🤣
@yohannesaklog59363 жыл бұрын
lmao dude is brilliant 😂😂😂
@mellowknight93503 жыл бұрын
I'm saying... He ain't lying tho
@lemmegitamuhfuccinuhhhh3 жыл бұрын
I fail to see the issue.
@PiracyandDumbbells3 жыл бұрын
I'm good with that.
@arthurmorgan45233 жыл бұрын
@@mellowknight9350 You're right there BOAH
@guiltyspark4074 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious and helpful at the same time, you earned a new subscriber =)
@scormern3 жыл бұрын
So what you're saying is, I should just stay home and never leave the house.
@theblessedone32673 жыл бұрын
Yes
@t0k1023 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Axolo_here3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that what covid-19 is for. At least we can thank covid-19 for that
@blexfruoits70373 жыл бұрын
U live in a jungle ?
@thepastavatars79393 жыл бұрын
Correct
@gravoxxavox78493 жыл бұрын
“Unless your last name’s DiCaprio, there is no reward for getting assaulted by a grizzly.” Clearly this guy’s never heard of the Darwin Awards.
@sunfurycommenting10133 жыл бұрын
I'd 100% watch his video on the Darwin Awards featuring animals, the humor and creative wordplay would make those stories go from gold to Khazad-dûm mithril!
@thedragonreborn98562 жыл бұрын
I would love to see this guy do some Darwin awards
@LotionCat3 жыл бұрын
"You can't play dead because pretty soon you won't be able to play alive" 💀
@davidl.williams6776 Жыл бұрын
It's wild to me the amount of humans over dozens of thousands of years that found out that running away was the worst option.
@tigerfalco3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: A man survived a Tiger attack by punching it as hard as he could in the nose, so if all else fails, swing for the nose or eyes, good luck not getting your hand bit.
@zaintg28813 жыл бұрын
You know that you are mostly going to die if you are the close enought to punch a tiger in the face but still maybe works
@tigerfalco3 жыл бұрын
@@zaintg2881 im sure but may as well try
@thelonesurvivor39553 жыл бұрын
So pull a united states of smash and pray if all else fails.
@kvilhs2113 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think bit is an understatement
@antonhagbox023 жыл бұрын
If all else fails, tell Kobe we miss him.
@liammurphy27252 жыл бұрын
The relentless delivery, the graphic presentations of how many things will kill you, the impeccable vocals. If I ever get killed by anything with weirder teeth than me, I want this man to come and laugh at my funeral.
@burntpieceoftoast41482 жыл бұрын
Same!
@datfreakingdude99452 жыл бұрын
same bro, same.
@Trenchcoat32 жыл бұрын
I'd pay good money for that. 50k to come roast me at my own funeral with interesting animal facts delivered in a witty manner.
@Arraydeess3 жыл бұрын
it’s a miracle we even managed to get out of the cave
@trixon21183 жыл бұрын
Well we have thumbs
@prestigev61313 жыл бұрын
@@bartudundar3193 true, we’re so dominant that we drove megafauna on every continent we expanded into to extinction(Africa was the exception because we evolved there so those animals evolved to survive among humans)
@noname-bt9ky3 жыл бұрын
@@bartudundar3193 yeah we are op asf
@magiv42053 жыл бұрын
It's a miracle we even managed to get down from the trees in the first place
@prestigev61313 жыл бұрын
@@magiv4205 It’s actually kind of a handicap. The reason we left the trees is because Africa was becoming a dessert and there weren’t enough trees to live in. We got hunted easily by land predators until we learned to make spears and evolved better bodies for running
@Korpsmen Жыл бұрын
I’ve always been surprised on how friendly gorillas actually are
@shannonlim7393 жыл бұрын
Speaking from experince with elephants, in 2009, I was attacked by a little 6 year old elephant in Thailand named Chompoo, because he got annoyed at me for taking a pineapple away from him(it wasn't his pineapple). Anyway, a few minutes into the worst beating I'd ever received(I as an amateur boxer at the time), I pissed myself. Turns out, an animal beating you to death with it's nose, is quite appalled by rubbing it's nose in unine soaked clothes. Long enough for people to grab you and drag you to safety anyway. So... yeah, to survive elephants, smell like a toilet.
@gitana13842 жыл бұрын
Why would you take something away from a large, wild animal??? "It wasn't his pineapple" is the most obnoxious, Karen statement I ever heard. It's a damn fruit! Let the animal have it. I can't believe you thought you would school an elephant 🤦🏽♀️
@shannonlim7392 жыл бұрын
@@gitana1384 1. It wasn't a wild animal. 2. It was another elephant's pineapple. 3. It was an elephant school Happy 2022!
@mogomighty1022 жыл бұрын
@@gitana1384 lmao right? Stupid
@scoutspr94692 жыл бұрын
@@shannonlim739 2. You were lucky the baby got pissed, not the other elephant lol
@thecontrollerofbots40992 жыл бұрын
@@mogomighty102 shooo no one cares
@NIKY5083 жыл бұрын
Saw a brown bear once while on a hike to the summer cottage, when it looked at me I just made myself look bigger and walked back slowly. The bear went to stand on his back legs and just looked at me. After he was out of my vision I fkn bolted it.
@I_am_in_ur_fridge3 жыл бұрын
Jeez, that sounds terrifying Ngl though, you probably felt real stupid trying to look big after the bear stood on its hind legs lmao
@CogniVision3 жыл бұрын
That bear basically flipped you off in bear language. "Oh yea tough guy, think you're big? Check this out." xD
@railroadforest303 жыл бұрын
I saw a black bear while in the woods a couple months ago but it was too far away to care about
@pirateraider17083 жыл бұрын
One time I watched a whole family of black bears eating out of my garbage. At first I wanted to go out and chase them off, but then I decided to be nice and just leave them. The weird part is that somehow they opened the shed's sliding door to get to the garbage.
@JoeSmith-ln5rc3 жыл бұрын
@@pirateraider1708 nah bro you ain't being nice then finna send you to heavens gates if you need whit them
@TheBluePhoenix0082 жыл бұрын
"Hyenas are weak. It takes about 20 to kill a lion!" "Are you a lion?"
@khiyan_autistic2 жыл бұрын
But I would be lion to you if I told you that you can survive an attack in one piece
@TheBluePhoenix0082 жыл бұрын
@@khiyan_autistic what?
@yoboikamil525 Жыл бұрын
@@TheBluePhoenix008 "lion" sounds like "lying" it's a word game
@TheBluePhoenix008 Жыл бұрын
@@yoboikamil525 I thought it was a reference to One Piece the anime lmao
@anonymousdragon7765 Жыл бұрын
@@TheBluePhoenix008 My brain did that to me too at first 💀
@hectornolasco1450 Жыл бұрын
My boy I can't express how much your content helps me mentally every day your channel and true facts channel are amongst my favorites keep doing what u doing
@Gkitchens13 жыл бұрын
How to survive a grizzly near attack: play dead. It's good practice for when you actually die a couple minutes later. How to survive other stuff: you probably won't.
@wrongtime90973 жыл бұрын
@Hyper Speed I was always told that playing dead makes it look like you died from a disease and thus aren't worth the risk of infection to eat. do I believe this? ehhh.....
@monke69123 жыл бұрын
@@wrongtime9097 when you play dead you need to play show like show that you started suddedly to die in agonising pain. or eat somthing and start making weird noises and die
@wrongtime90973 жыл бұрын
@@monke6912 Grizzly Bear: *is thinking about eating someone* Person: “ayo this stick _BUSSIN’_ *ded*”
@monke69123 жыл бұрын
@@wrongtime9097 yeah yuar make good acting or kikl yourself before beer does
@charchadonto3 жыл бұрын
@Hyper Speed Most grizzly attacks are not predatory, but territorial. so if you cease to be a threat they tend to leave you alone. However even a casual slap can still injure you greatly, so lying on the ground and playing dead is the most harmless you can be to it. Playing dead is also a confusion thing, for a wild animal, it either kills something, or finds something that is already dead. Running up to something and it just flopping on the ground without any physical interaction is not in their experience. And that makes them wary, and confused and cautious. Cautious enough to not see you as food, you may suffer a lethal disease or massive parasite infection, it is not normal for things to just drop dead so they are not sure what to do with that. Now if a Grizzly had already decided you were going to be it's next meal and you don't have bearspray or serious firepower on you. Playing dead may just buy you that confusion thing and survive. Or you were dead no matter what.
@imcd68853 жыл бұрын
I love how a lot of these are just “You won’t live lmao”
@Crazylom3 жыл бұрын
Cuz that's it. Just consider how WE are scary to them with preps
@godfather73393 жыл бұрын
I don't think, you would ever be bare handed. even if you got there by mistake, you can easily find a stick, humans are not really that defenseless, like tf, we are apex predators, its true, we have become really soft, cuz we don't exercise as much as our grandparents, but the country where I live in, if you go to the villages, and even at the outskirts of cities, animal attacks like tiger, monkeys are very common, people know how to deal with them.
@GachaLord3 жыл бұрын
@@godfather7339 the problem with that is 1v1 against any of these animal with a stick is a good way to spell desperate. We hunted animals back in the days by throwing spears and numbers all the while keeping our distance and even then some of us still died, not 1v1 stick fight with a bear, tiger or an elephant with no experience. Also Tigers are ambush predators, they dont throw themselves in our face and maul us for a breakfast so idk how you know how to "deal with them". Monkeys are easier to deal with than bears, hippos and a lot of others.
@3clisp3153 жыл бұрын
@@godfather7339 did you just say grap a stick. The heck a stick doing to a hippo
@SolarWolf4203 жыл бұрын
@@godfather7339 a stick? Bro tf you on about
@alejandrofernandez39923 жыл бұрын
The polar bear’s just trying to share a Coke, he don’t want any smoke
@robsdem3 жыл бұрын
lol
@oaooo86913 жыл бұрын
Well yeah but your blood is the coke
@wildwolfwarrior3 жыл бұрын
@@oaooo8691 and the white heaven gates are the smoke
@mr.husbandoeu72543 жыл бұрын
And by share, you mean about half of your limbs?
@sodaboi2154 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry are we just gonna ignore the “they prefer to hit from the back- attack from behind” line 😭
@vaporwingfauxmcloud11903 жыл бұрын
*They'll just erase you like Epstein" I'm absolutely obliterated 💀💀💀😭
@KarmanicMizery3 жыл бұрын
And so is Epstein
@vaporwingfauxmcloud11903 жыл бұрын
@@KarmanicMizery I'm weak broooo you just did not do that lmaoooo
@militaristaustrian3 жыл бұрын
@@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190 last words of epstein
@marksilla82762 жыл бұрын
"You can't play dead because pretty soon you won't play alive." I'm deceased
@QUBIQUBED2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss 😞
@potitishogun29619972 жыл бұрын
Stopped playing alive? XD
@solascriptura-e7t2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your lost.
@mr.cougar21243 жыл бұрын
“Living is no longer your choice.” 😂🤣😂 “Water horse.” 🤣😂🤣 “Bipolar tank.” 😂🤣🤣
Incidentally, the word hippopotamus literally means “river horse.”
@unknownmoonchild99703 жыл бұрын
Lol
@arvindmega Жыл бұрын
"If all else fails, tell Kobe we miss him" My man! This is why this channel is great.
@spikethepichu34453 жыл бұрын
lmao my grandfather’s a pilot and he always advises that if you’re landing anywhere in the Arctic to always have a loaded shotgun on hand when leaving a vehicle bc polar bears are more than happy to make you their next meal
@Madjo-qj2ge3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Russian Cosmonaut actually issued a Rifle/Shotgun firearm and machete
@tony_51563 жыл бұрын
@@Madjo-qj2ge I believe it was a makarov and a rifle too
@Madjo-qj2ge3 жыл бұрын
@@tony_5156 the shotgun has an underbarrel Rifle similar to drilling Shotgun
@knockerz97693 жыл бұрын
yeah they live in the fucking arctic so they rarely come across other animals to eat. They have to take every chance they get
@loveable98523 жыл бұрын
@@knockerz9769 ok so? I wanna live lol
@cowboy20063 жыл бұрын
If you wanna survive a chimp attack just have a weapon. Also don’t be unfair to the chimps. If you give one chimp something then make sure that you have enough for the class
@blacktigerpaw13 жыл бұрын
See the Chandra Nash case.
@humanity6003 жыл бұрын
Dw, we got enough body parts to go around.
@MajiTV_3 жыл бұрын
@@humanity600 💀💀💀
@jxshuua_93 жыл бұрын
@@humanity600 ✋🏽 💀
@NOU-iw3gb3 жыл бұрын
Chimps are overrated
@s.k.16032 жыл бұрын
There is this show on Natural Geographic called "Something Bit Me" and I've seen an episode where someone survived a moose attack, a polar bear attack, and there were two episodes that involved people who survived a hippo attack, two that survived cougar attacks, and one that survived a black bear attack. There were several that survived rattlesnakes, box jellyfish, and alligators. Quite an interesting show really.
@erzascarlet11422 жыл бұрын
I can’t with the title “something bit me” 😂😂😂😂😭
@wongo453 Жыл бұрын
Oh I have whathed that
@Tafhim3510 Жыл бұрын
Wow, with this many survivals imagine how many deaths there were...
@homesteadingtothemax30482 жыл бұрын
Omg buddy you make my day, your creativity in description is phenomenal.
@ButteryTastyRice3 жыл бұрын
I like how most answers online are like play dead or punch the eyes and nose while this guy basically says "the only way to beat this animal is to not be there with the animal"
@gumbo343 жыл бұрын
“hit from the b- attack from behind” had me dying in my chair
@MILSIM_luke_e3 жыл бұрын
When
@pikpok70853 жыл бұрын
@@MILSIM_luke_e 6:06
@Myah2343 жыл бұрын
“If all else fails tell Kobe we miss him”
@NotSoGuilty3 жыл бұрын
i swear to god, this guy can talk about the most serious and dark shit and ill laugh my ass off because of his humor.
@Carapendy3 жыл бұрын
He has such a straight faced delivery...lol
@benadams3569 Жыл бұрын
The opening for surviving a cougar attack had me "LOL." for real.