ROASTING OUR FANS

[@BaenaCarcosa]

1:45 hahahaha love you guys

[@jasonwaycott8829]

Andrew Baena ...Miguel Rivera

[@MetalRobotReviews]

Jared: "You're the reason I will never vape" *Not even a year later...*

[@kellen2237]

Metal Robot Reviews did he start?

[@simonebarca8803]

Yes

[@INV3L1D]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING

[@downwiththedevil]

got his aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@stpbasss3773]

@@kellen2237 yup he Vapes now lmao

[@johnmiller7035]

Jared looks like the poster child for an anti-marijuana campaign when he smiles. Ok bye.

[@caleb4830]

lol

[@rybanberr2770]

+Iudex Gundyr dark souls 3 nice

[@caleb4830]

The Dark Lord Good man you are, sir.

[@adamrose6969]

+Iudex Gundyr I read that in Steve Carrell's voice

[@caleb4830]

Adam Rose Lol nice

[@Dickey7861]

I'm still salty about the wall flag.

[@BoxingHelena]

I'll take it 😂

[@GoodBoiStuff]

I love how you try so hard but people still know you as "the guy from Jared dines videos"

[@stevenstrait6828]

how did you guys find out about me in hiding? now I have to shoot Beverly Hills Ninja 2

[@RabbiRan]

+Kelsie Metz haha and most people know Jared dines as that guy from the guitar videos. Bad look haha

[@GoodBoiStuff]

I WAS TRYING TO BURN HIM LOL

[@bronan4775]

Jared seems like the kinda guy who gets drunk breathing around light beer

[@Cuestar]

you guys should do another one of these!

[@funkyj3700]

You

[@number1armzfan629]

I didnt think you watched this

[@used019]

Austin looks like he has both types of diabetes. And likely some new kinds that are undiscovered yet.

[@kameronhughes8598]

Jeff Bain is that even a roast or is that hope ?

[@cjmolle5294]

Jeff Bain OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

[@curlyhairedhippie61]

Mr Clean there’s only 2 types dipshit

[@Hunkymonkey7492]

Mr Clean i feel ya chief

[@Maggot_infestedd]

He’s cute af so

[@Spacehawk2000]

"Brendon you bitch" I will remember that forever

[@adamrose6969]

Austin Dickey is the funniest man alive. Sorry Jared, you're getting there.

[@williamsmethers]

Jared's hairline isn't receding... It's renting a moving van and moving to his forearms...

[@grimsamedi4014]

the guy at 5:35 looks like Korn's dark secret from the past. Like he was a past member but he turned out to be a serial killer and now there's a documentary about it and that's the picture they'd use

[@TrippplesiX666]

It does

[@RabbiRan]

Munkys cousin, fee c's

[@LiterallyWho1917]

Weird the first thing I thought when I saw that guy was Korn

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

I was gonna say he looks like Jonathan from Korn ate heroin

[@jesuscr1tikal]

Lmfao true!

[@Fackunator]

Ironically, Jared now vapes

[@floodedtitan4824]

4:44 looks like Jonathan Davis had a kid with Wario

[@pepsicola2796]

FloodedTitan48 AHHH

[@notesandcrosses2248]

Most underrated comment ever 😂😂

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

You sure we're seeing the same thing? Because I can only see a fatter Sirius Black that came from his death in The Order of The Phoenix.

[@jcplaysmusic6257]

"You're the reason I would never vape" well guess what. He vapes

[@quimleyofficial]

Katie isn't actually Jared's girlfriend. He is actually dating Austin

[@SabrinaJkn]

i wish

[@darkjak224]

Fanfiction incoming

[@RabbiRan]

CowboyRazor No, just his dickey

[@mikebarnes7441]

False

[@devboyd1783]

For a new viewer that knows little to nothing... I thought they were packing the fudge.

[@RageRomantic]

This felt like a Netflix comedy special as Austin & Jared were indeed that hilarious

[@psychosunshine9773]

The ending was more entertaining than watching you try to roast your fans. Also, Within the Ruins sounds like something Jared would say after Austins failed youtube attempt.

[@psychosunshine9773]

DISCLAIMER: No, I don't actually mean that. I also enjoy Within the Ruins \m/ Loved the vid guys!

[@RonnieJamesDio666]

LMAO!!! 2:30 "what bathroom do u use?" I lost my shit.

[@Nathanthepleb]

Jared said that guy is the reason he'll never vape... now he does... 😂

[@jameslawson6016]

If you guys ever do this kinda thing again, I'm signing up for it. This was way too great. Jfc.

[@Mister47Gaming]

Had I known you were asking for roasts, I would have signed up hahaha

[@sweetdude1298]

Austin, I would destroy you, but diabetes is probably going to do that for me Jared looks like someone who auditioned to be in Good Charlotte and failed (No hate, they're both jokes, Jared and Austin are both amazing,much love

[@SlimeScholar]

ThatOneGuy4495 oh man I never noticed that but Jared could be a third Benjamin..

[@power.pigeon]

irony he ends up vaping

[@JoeyWesterlundMusic]

This should be a series you guys do weekly 😂

[@papa_zay.]

Upset that I didn't get roasted there was so much potential roast fuel in my pics

[@stevenstrait6828]

atleast you're not Chris Farely bro, I been discovered lmao

[@LiterallyWho1917]

Try mine XD

[@ashton3404]

Jared looks like the type of guy in school that hangs out with the cool group in the class and acts like them to be cool. Austin look like his name should be Phat Bozeman.

[@goodghoul2277]

Nice HotTopic shirt, Jared.

[@allencarey7336]

Austin is wearing the HotTopic Tshirt...roasted

[@cvspvr]

@@allencarey7336 hot topic is okey

[@sarah1397]

I love the end when Austin starts throwing his hat around XDD

[@artkeenum2625]

4:42 Immediately thought Ron Jeremy had a son.

[@DeadCynic]

Douchebag explosion was my favorite. Good stuff fellas!

[@kaitlintempleton7179]

when the sworn in roast is to real 😂😂👌

[@chopst11x92]

Dickey looks like the kinda guy that gets polyrhythm ideas directly from the sound of popcorn popping.. "Nah bro, we need like 5 more microwaves for this gr00ve..."

[@blaketaylor4763]

What is a guitarists favorite laundry detergent? Gain. I’ll leave now

[@ac1dace950]

Jared: "You're the reason I'll never vape" *Ironic*

[@guhuhhuh1684]

The two airplane mustache guy looked like Papa Smurf

[@Astronomater]

nope. looked like ron jeremy and Mario had a love child.

[@vindicationwolvensworn512]

no, papa smurf looks like Stalin Dumbass! get with the Christian program!!

[@lazarefilms9290]

That Ingested shirt though

[@alphaswag95]

AUSTIN YOUR SHIRT IS GLORIOUS IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE

[@Mysteryyyyyy6]

6:02 looks just like Austin 😂

[@Fatman-1945]

Jared is actually REALLY good at this.

[@KyleBryant1989]

lol @ the pic of me in a dress hahahaha

[@PopCoren]

Ahaha awesome! Thanks to you guys!

[@jazzetienne2285]

That ending.... You know, like, it's funny I was thinking 'bout this yesterday but like Jared looks like that kid that was in every sport and club in high school just cuz he could be and then bragged about it to the kids that had no time or talent, and Austin looks like that dude who picked on you in school about stupid stuff and then never got anywhere in life. (Which is funny considering that when you actually watch, they're both really freaking nice and they look cool and fun. But just appearances are wow.) Hey Austin, how you gonna look like a bully and not be one? lol

[@jazzetienne2285]

And the food challenges prove that you guys will put anything in your mouth for youtube.

[@GoldRaptor00]

+Jasmine Etienne you think this is bad, remember Anything4Views is a real person

[@jazzetienne2285]

+Jason Ross Never seen it and that genuinely sounds scary...

[@GoldRaptor00]

Jasmine Etienne if you've ever seen "dumbass gets PewDiePie tattoo" or "genius gets iDubbbz tattoo" he's that guy

[@jazzetienne2285]

+Jason Ross I'll go look it up

[@travislanders8932]

I want a DickeyDines scented candle. If it's possible to make that happen, that would be hilarious.

[@sarahbamberger8735]

I have the same sense of humor as Jared, and I’ve never been happier. Dry and fucked up.

[@morningmetalhead4018]

I'm eating peanut butter watching this at 5:34am

[@turnleftaticeland]

username checks out

[@anthonyainsolar]

Morning Metalhead ok cool it's not just me then... awesome

[@Stat1cS]

lol Austin you were so unimpressed 😂 youre hilarious

[@alexanderwear2671]

Making fun of our fans? Woah! Sounds like guns and roses

[@jeffwilliams3224]

Lol those Axl rose freak outs

[@evecarter1815]

They have some dedication to their love of penguin toys xD

[@l0xx79]

6:09 anyone else think she was cute?

[@retard5430]

probably 14

[@mustachecashstache898]

Most definitely 14 years old

[@Sclumsy]

I absolutely love how lame Jared’s roasts are and Austin chimes in and just makes everyone laugh

[@emi6764]

Austin just doesn't try and he's hilarious, not discrediting Jared tho, he is the best reactor to his tomfoolery.

[@Sclumsy]

@@emi6764 that’s why I love Austin. He’s hilarious without even trying

[@saltysteel3996]

When a douchebag explodes! Made me cry! Haha

[@dirtypuppets8456]

Omg. U guys would play a perfect real life BEAVIS N BUTTHEAD. I SEE A MOVIE. LETS DO IT.

[@fleimlehner]

I wish i didnt watch this video cause it was bad. Boom roasted.

[@sethwilliams187]

You guys are like my parents, when they say a slang word it's makes me not wanna say the word again but with you, it's when listening to metal or music in general.

[@LiamShaer7]

Austins roasts were valid until I realised he was wearing a pvris hat

[@ventablack3099]

The last one was funny because it was basically Jared Dines roasting Jared Dines

[@theshotgunscientists]

I went to high school with the guy at 3:00.

[@SaintSentry]

Sure, Jan

[@theshotgunscientists]

SaintSentry I did. He's now in a band called I, The Oracle.

[@dementious]

that band name sounds weak as fuck lol

[@dementious]

you guys need to look up my band, we're called Three Word Phrase

[@JakeSaravay]

My metal core band name: Verb the Noun

[@lamb00fgodfiesman10]

"The 15 year old starter pack" - Lmao

[@bigkuntry2153]

in russia i have many piano

[@deathking4119]

I like how it progressively got better and faster throughout the video. Lol

[@ColtonAtkins]

You look like you'd get drunk and send KZbin the wrong username to receive a 1M subscriber plaque and get disappointed about it later

[@mellbell9800]

I just noticed the cute penguin collection. So metal 😂💘💘

[@thisisntevan4932]

THAT FUCKING HAT TRICK WHAT THE FUCK 7:16 HOW

[@thisisntevan4932]

AUSTINS ON SOME MAGIC SHIT

[@BarcaPatrick9]

+Evan Yargington he's a fat mole Whodini ._.

[@yeye6980]

+Patrick Interiano Houdini

[@BarcaPatrick9]

+Curiouser and Curiouser ._.

[@riemingo]

jared and austin is probably my two favourite musicians and youtuber right now haha

[@riemingo]

ps. this is not a roast 😂😂

[@IIWwWjasonWwWII]

lol Jared vapes now too

[@ChuckBamf666]

Turning the pages! I love it man!!

[@CTE-6000EagleVeryHeavyFighter]

You need to roast women harder. Don't be white knights

[@mr.im26v4u4]

when dines reads he sounds like a computer buffering and when dickey reads he sounds like every monotone drake song ever

[@GunnarThenGraet]

this is the funniest channel of all time! you guys are awesome :)

[@leemajewski9475]

Austin wearing a Within the Ruins shirt... my life is now complete

[@CaptainAmazing6969]

Austin seems like he'd be the super young guy in a group of forty year old dads that talks about music and cigarettes together once a week.

[@rileypinette6546]

jared i honestly cant roast you because your way better than i will ever be keep up the good work we your fans love you

[@mitchinatr7093]

Some of these may not have been funny, but still worth watching.

[@jacoblbarton]

0:16 “Roasting’s a Jenner term” challenge isn’t over yet boy 😂

[@marc-andrebenoit7864]

Dicky, you eat so much you wear plates in your ears stretchers. haha much respect ;)

[@fluffydemobunny7503]

I love your senses of humor so much omg

[@taylorcleminson4814]

Jared's laugh gives me life ~ Autumn

[@raveivrantz5080]

Jared, you look like the actor they'd hire for a sitcom about Ramsey Bolton as a brooding teenager. Cut to Jared asking "Why doesn't anybody love me?" All while addressing the overweight scene prom date he's torturing (literally just Austin in a wig).

[@jakubduchnowski7753]

skipped my exams today so I could watch this right when it comes out

[@GlenTropile]

"douche bag exploded" lmao. You need to keep doing these.

[@tigerstyle4505]

Jared= Every non vegan but very straight edge kid in every hardcore/metalcore scene ever. Dicky= Every chubby kid in every metalcore, hardcore, punk, crust or metal scene ever. I really do swear I've seen Dicky at damn near every show I've been to 😂😂😂✌

[@garyhedglin1720]

" Thanks for letting know what a douche bag looks like when it explodes" Fucking best ever. haha I'm dying

[@missfrankiefontaine]

omg you need to do another one of these!!!

[@cyborg6123]

I just wanted to let you guys know... I appreciate y'alls videos giving me a laugh. I am often times very depressed yaay mental issues. ANYWHO... i would leave a lot more comments on your videos but i watch most of them on my ps4 and i don't think i can leave comments on there... i wish it was a thing though...

[@harrysguitar4987]

This video turns 3 years old in 27 minutes 😂they grow up so fast 😂😂

[@matin2825]

4:45 he looks like a combination of Wario and Jonathan Davis. *BOOM!* *WRECKED!* *_DESTROYED_*

[@daveramm9321]

Haven't laughed this hard in years!!! Haha😂🤣

[@beavisemojihere]

Ah ha ha! Fred Durst after a meth addition nailed that pic! 😂

[@sloth_e]

Dines looks like a mike Patton ventriloquist doll 🤟 Dickey looks like the kid who was confused by his speech therapist for stroking his thigh during therapy sessions.

[@kalentimmons5530]

Austin looks like the kind of guy who won't give a guy their muffin

[@thattoothlessgrin]

its so nice of jared to keep featuring the disabled kid in his videos..

[@brianburke808]

The penguins on the mantle look like they're too scared to tell the cops what really happened.

[@FederalBeureauInvestigations]

"I didn't know the make-a-wish foundation awarded girlfriends to the mentally challenged" LMAO best roast in the video

[@mulletman5750]

Dude this was the best thing ever

[@dpchiko17]

"Looks like you were triggered enough for a day" killed me

[@Neet0cs]

Jared wears a hat because there's a secret hatch for the alien that's lives in his head

[@deanmorton6537]

Austin looks like a metal-version of TOBEY MAGUIRE!!!!!!!!!

[@BobSmith-df4nk]

5:44 It's probably a synth lol. Nice one Jared, got em good.

[@bobno8358]

The mustache dude on 5:00 looks excatly like Igor Nikolaev the Russian pop singer whos made famous meme-song :"Have a drink for Love"

[@tatwo.mp3]

the bacteria living on Jared's arms call his arm hair the suicide forest

[@Zero_AntiHero]

Austin Dickey looks like Rob Riggle trapped in a scene phase