Roasting Pakistani During a Fire

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Akaash Singh

Akaash Singh

5 ай бұрын

If we die, we all die together
03.10.24 👀👀
Catch me on tour: tickets on my website!
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Editing By Krit Chatikavanij
Video By Kevin Marcus Jr

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@KillaConJaro
@KillaConJaro 4 ай бұрын
The survivors table 🤣
@jigsawkiller
@jigsawkiller 4 ай бұрын
😂😂 that got me too
@jordanmcmillin
@jordanmcmillin 4 ай бұрын
I caught that one as well🤣
@beetlebg3759
@beetlebg3759 4 ай бұрын
Pakistanis, Iraqis, Bosnians and North Africans. Yep it’s a survivors table,
@Account-br9kc
@Account-br9kc 4 ай бұрын
As someone who survived war in Bosnia and Croatia its interesting for someone to acknowledge this was in fact difficult
@wesley.santiago
@wesley.santiago 4 ай бұрын
that one got me real good lol
@stephenpatterson2204
@stephenpatterson2204 4 ай бұрын
A Pakistani, Bosnian, Iraqi and a Chadian walk into a bar...and get roasted by an American of Indian descent during a fire alarm. Could be worse, they could've gotten roasted alive by American fire descending upon their native homes😮
@abduleve8688
@abduleve8688 4 ай бұрын
And still get called terrorists on Fox news
@HoneyHoops-ig9ws
@HoneyHoops-ig9ws 4 ай бұрын
best joke
@KiriAatam
@KiriAatam 4 ай бұрын
Poor joke. I don't know about other countries, but India won't/can't be messed around by the US. India is the 7th largest country and the fastest growing major economy on the planet. Besides, India has nukes of its own. India and Indians are way too intelligent to allow that to happen. Much of the US's policy on the Indo-Pacific revolves around India to counter China. There is no Indo-Pacific without India. If it comes down to that, India would not have issues to collaborate with China to put an end to American hegemony once and for all.
@stephenpatterson2204
@stephenpatterson2204 4 ай бұрын
@KiriAatam hmmm🤦😅 don't think you read the joke, or got it as it flew over your head 🤔
@Krlmax
@Krlmax 4 ай бұрын
As an indian i 'll advise you to read the joke again .Dont be mad bruv😂​@@KiriAatam
@Lerkero
@Lerkero 4 ай бұрын
Fire drill during a stand-up set is CRAZY
@holysinnerxxx
@holysinnerxxx 4 ай бұрын
Sound guy got me when he talked about sensing tension lol
@-RONNIE
@-RONNIE 4 ай бұрын
You had me seriously laughing on this 🤣🤣🤣 keep up the good work 👍🏻
@RonnieBanerjee007
@RonnieBanerjee007 4 ай бұрын
Yeah me too.
@goldiegolderman1842
@goldiegolderman1842 4 ай бұрын
*PAKISTANI + BOSNIAN + IRAQI + CHADIAN = SURVIVORS*
@AC-mp7cx
@AC-mp7cx 4 ай бұрын
pakistani guy is strikingly handsome
@quiet7632
@quiet7632 2 ай бұрын
Self-Inflicted survivors of Arab supremacist Islam.
@ragethewolf
@ragethewolf Ай бұрын
Damn there should have been someone from Uganda.
@Ana-cw2gi
@Ana-cw2gi Ай бұрын
​@@AC-mp7cx you must be kidding😂
@AC-mp7cx
@AC-mp7cx Ай бұрын
@@Ana-cw2gi not kidding at all, he's objectively very very handsome
@RisingSun0401
@RisingSun0401 4 ай бұрын
"I'm sensing a little tension" mf he's sensing a fire alarm during his set! 😂
@yellowluma101
@yellowluma101 4 ай бұрын
This was a tense set! Glad you pushed through and made it work!
@thumpertorque_
@thumpertorque_ 4 ай бұрын
I'm gonna go alone with no friends and sit in front. Oh and I'm brown too and don't have those "software engineer" jobs to flex with. Just a broke Uber driver. Imagine the roast. 💀💀💀
@FedralBI
@FedralBI 4 ай бұрын
You are a complete savage, and I'm here for every second of it.
@kathleenp3135
@kathleenp3135 4 ай бұрын
Dude never disappoints. 😂😂😂
@kinocchio
@kinocchio 4 ай бұрын
Chad Iraq Bosnia Pakistan .. got a UN situation
@rambot670
@rambot670 4 ай бұрын
Akaash Singh - The only one who can make a fire drill funny on the spot ! Goddamn ! Hats off brother :)
@rohitrane1900
@rohitrane1900 4 ай бұрын
Wow, I didn't Ajinkya Rahane did stand-up!
@josephschmidt1751
@josephschmidt1751 4 ай бұрын
Bro you were dancing up there! Way to make a bad situation better that was truly nice work
@suniljadaun5814
@suniljadaun5814 4 ай бұрын
Indian spotting engineer, Not a big deal......
@Kathakathan11
@Kathakathan11 4 ай бұрын
In India, everybody is engineer or doctor or some sort, that’s like saying apples are green and red. Yes they are
@shivamrana1424
@shivamrana1424 4 ай бұрын
​@@Kathakathan11 yes 😂
@bharghavatri9487
@bharghavatri9487 4 ай бұрын
Bruh is true Indian by race
@user-ug5xq7tx3g
@user-ug5xq7tx3g 4 ай бұрын
He's likely a Sindhi and possibly muhajir so has Indian roots. But there is no Indian race. It's a collection of vast diverse ethnicities.
@krishnagurung2823
@krishnagurung2823 4 ай бұрын
​@@user-ug5xq7tx3ggyan na khod l0d0
@mairajamil001
@mairajamil001 4 ай бұрын
as a pakistani i approve these jokes😂
@awaisbukhari3154
@awaisbukhari3154 4 ай бұрын
I second that😂
@ish2222
@ish2222 4 ай бұрын
nobody asked for it though, just saying!!
@jadenkarim5367
@jadenkarim5367 4 ай бұрын
i know, you sell out easy! 😂
@awaisbukhari3154
@awaisbukhari3154 4 ай бұрын
@@jadenkarim5367 chill out those jokes weren't offensive.
@akaashsinghcomedy
@akaashsinghcomedy 4 ай бұрын
❤️
@wasifhussain5408
@wasifhussain5408 4 ай бұрын
You were super fast in this, like lightning speed rapid at the crowd work. 🔥 Love from Pakistan.
@akaashsinghcomedy
@akaashsinghcomedy 4 ай бұрын
🙏🏽🤎✊🏽
@oreo5835
@oreo5835 4 ай бұрын
@@akaashsinghcomedy maqsad nahi bhulna ✊✊
@Xinnie_The_Flu
@Xinnie_The_Flu 4 ай бұрын
YUCK 😂
@imitfdx9632
@imitfdx9632 2 ай бұрын
@@akaashsinghcomedybrown heart is crazy 💀
@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher
@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher 4 ай бұрын
damn dude this is like the 6th video I've seen from you and every one's made me laugh from start to finish, your crowdwork is phenomenal.
@ZillasWay
@ZillasWay 4 ай бұрын
Ngl that was one hell of a table 😂😂😂
@MattsContraptions
@MattsContraptions 4 ай бұрын
you're amazing Akaash!! For real you're talented as fuck!!!
@C_087
@C_087 4 ай бұрын
But the Pakistani guy is so cute 😭bro even passed the 101 vibe check
@kaps89
@kaps89 Ай бұрын
Y r u geh ??
@ESB82413
@ESB82413 4 ай бұрын
That was so wonderfully uncomfortable 😂😂😂
@tss4629
@tss4629 4 ай бұрын
Too much fowl language.
@MoneyMitrovic333
@MoneyMitrovic333 4 ай бұрын
@@tss4629”fowl” language🤣 that was funnier than this video.
@philosopher_sage_07
@philosopher_sage_07 4 ай бұрын
I just enjoy his reaction every time he gets to know that someone in the audience is Pakistani. He is a man of class.
@silenthill1035
@silenthill1035 4 ай бұрын
That means he is doing it out of spite.
@philosopher_sage_07
@philosopher_sage_07 4 ай бұрын
@@silenthill1035 So what? Are we supposed to respect the terrorism generating, minority genociding, uncivilized Islamic state of Pakistan? Its formation was based on the bloodbath of innocent Hindus. Learn the true history.
@mul-el3657
@mul-el3657 4 ай бұрын
@@silenthill1035ever heard of dark humour? Racist, sexist, misogynistic, “anti-Semitic, Islamophobic, hinduphobic” Don’t like it, don’t watch
@cheezarose
@cheezarose 4 ай бұрын
How is that class?
@philosopher_sage_07
@philosopher_sage_07 4 ай бұрын
@@silenthill1035 So what? Are we now supposed to respect countries that genocide their minorities and sell terrorism?
@priya_______
@priya_______ 4 ай бұрын
The Pakistani guy is handsome though 😌
@John-ct9zs
@John-ct9zs 4 ай бұрын
That's why he's got a White girl. If your an Indian or Pakistani guy, you need to be handsome and/or rich to pull a cute or above White girl. Whereas a regular looking White guy can do the same or a regular looking Indian girl can get an average looking White guy easier.
@darkreaper4990
@darkreaper4990 4 ай бұрын
@@John-ct9zs so they don't like us desi boys over there in America? tell me something new😂
@darkreaper4990
@darkreaper4990 4 ай бұрын
He is.I am a straight dude but even I was like "this dude looks cute bruh" 🤣
@oreo5835
@oreo5835 4 ай бұрын
Hindu ladkiyo ko mujeet itne pasand kyu hai?
@AlasantroHeski
@AlasantroHeski 4 ай бұрын
​​@@oreo5835kyuke tum pajeet ghaleez hotey ho
@amsiizluerta1837
@amsiizluerta1837 4 ай бұрын
This guys crowd work is actually legendary
@aadibasiyan7495
@aadibasiyan7495 4 ай бұрын
aaah man this gold, loved it
@samratsur218
@samratsur218 4 ай бұрын
This was incredible Akash!
@rutdvajrawal7933
@rutdvajrawal7933 4 ай бұрын
Mr Singh, we have ARRIVED
@prettysavage8230
@prettysavage8230 4 ай бұрын
Love it when he roasts Pakistanis😭
@user-ds8gf3ki2g
@user-ds8gf3ki2g 4 ай бұрын
Ofcourse you do everything you’ve been taught in you country since you were born was to hate your neighbour
@heresomewhere7600
@heresomewhere7600 4 ай бұрын
@accessdenied4711 yea you can skip if you dont like him
@huhgu2046
@huhgu2046 4 ай бұрын
Yup
@riotman3579
@riotman3579 4 ай бұрын
​@accessdenied4711 are you Pakistanis?
@raxeev
@raxeev 4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Not_Deb
@Not_Deb 4 ай бұрын
Oh boi as an Indian...I loved it!
@akshkarena960
@akshkarena960 4 ай бұрын
Survivors group😂
@sarmadhabibkhan3036
@sarmadhabibkhan3036 4 ай бұрын
Pakistanis low-key got that international Rizz (Also known as the green card rizz)
@BuyMyWaterStocs
@BuyMyWaterStocs 3 ай бұрын
Dunno where you're from but i don't see it in Australia.
@killadog84
@killadog84 4 ай бұрын
"every one of their parents caught so much stress because of you two motherfuckers!" and thats a classic example of coming full circle. brilliant.
@rablar_devops
@rablar_devops Ай бұрын
Damn that was funny af.. and he said in simple words "Maksad nahi bhulna" 😂 And those back to back links were crazy.
@Shivam-ly7ps
@Shivam-ly7ps 4 ай бұрын
You are awesome....
@79nutterbutter
@79nutterbutter 4 ай бұрын
When are you putting out a special?!
@WorldsHypocrisy
@WorldsHypocrisy 4 ай бұрын
This is beyond crowdwork. Akaash is a fucking genius!!
@anirprasadd
@anirprasadd 4 ай бұрын
Too good 😂😂
@Spectral_Alien
@Spectral_Alien 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@ariekblant3678
@ariekblant3678 4 ай бұрын
Loved it
@AaronAttelOfficial
@AaronAttelOfficial 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 this was brilliant!
@TheLazarus911
@TheLazarus911 4 ай бұрын
bro the people coughing on their two drink minimum got me rolllllling
@ashwinathlye3338
@ashwinathlye3338 4 ай бұрын
I know why the alarm was beeping... it's coz my guy Akaash's on FIREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
@nirmalmondal6899
@nirmalmondal6899 4 ай бұрын
Satisfaction
@hifistuded
@hifistuded 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@user-ef5pp7vj5n
@user-ef5pp7vj5n 4 ай бұрын
Dude's phenomenal with this shit.
@MJfromdaO
@MJfromdaO 4 ай бұрын
Aakash release the san jose videos ik you roasted the brown white dynamics out there
@startiny5883
@startiny5883 3 ай бұрын
the pakistani was having so much fun dudee😂😂😂❤❤
@healheals783
@healheals783 4 ай бұрын
You are amazing 😂❤
@vasupriye4782
@vasupriye4782 4 ай бұрын
Come to India for a tour pleasee broo !!!!! I would have attended every single show of yours if I lived in United States. And Andrew’s too and Vir das too! And bassi too! Okay stop! Come to india
@anaesthete5592
@anaesthete5592 4 ай бұрын
Vir das is the worst lol
@Nikhilsharma-sj4gg
@Nikhilsharma-sj4gg 4 ай бұрын
Why the F you wrote unfunny idiot hatred vir das With these legendary comedians
@Azokyjuf902
@Azokyjuf902 4 ай бұрын
Vir Das🏳️‍🌈🤢
@shwetawalkar9384
@shwetawalkar9384 4 ай бұрын
I highly doubt people here in india would appreciate his jokes, he might end up with a FIR 😅
@ArpitSgh36
@ArpitSgh36 3 ай бұрын
Nah man people will let him coz he is smart he knows where and when to poke and worst he could get is his further tour cancelled still better than getting arrested or threatened.@@shwetawalkar9384
@Pazkizzle
@Pazkizzle 4 ай бұрын
I miss the fuck out of these
@kkbad4009
@kkbad4009 4 ай бұрын
that "yuk"
@sfb1219
@sfb1219 4 ай бұрын
I gotta give it to you akash ... you have good angry comedy ...
@HolowatyVlogs
@HolowatyVlogs 3 ай бұрын
The sound guy is my spirit animal.
@troy.u3297
@troy.u3297 4 ай бұрын
Even fire alarm and building management people got roasted.
@yashtiwari117
@yashtiwari117 Ай бұрын
Aakash’s crowd work is the best in business lmao
@joshuaottley7902
@joshuaottley7902 4 ай бұрын
Wha I like about this guys jokes, is that everybody gets it, and everybody's getting it.
@TheSoundofTanay
@TheSoundofTanay 4 ай бұрын
Black dude in the front row with that black shirt was not having it at all 😂
@12what34the
@12what34the 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, I was watching him the whole time hoping he'd come around
@KV-db9gw
@KV-db9gw 4 ай бұрын
HILARIOUS
@swatisquantum
@swatisquantum 2 күн бұрын
Your crowd work is savage lol
@SinoM123
@SinoM123 4 ай бұрын
damn!!! he was brutal with this one!
@fakharhassan2378
@fakharhassan2378 4 ай бұрын
what shoes is he wearing
@hcvermaji
@hcvermaji 4 ай бұрын
the bald guy was clearly not enjoying the show
@harsheetchawaria1572
@harsheetchawaria1572 4 ай бұрын
@ronityadav3936
@ronityadav3936 19 күн бұрын
Laughed like hell. Let me catch breath 😂😂
@Flipper35
@Flipper35 4 ай бұрын
BEAST!!!🔥🔥🔥
@Rahul_Christopher_Evans
@Rahul_Christopher_Evans 4 ай бұрын
Savage 🌟
@VivekTiwari03
@VivekTiwari03 4 ай бұрын
God damn Akaash!
@koushik5437
@koushik5437 4 ай бұрын
Bro's actually a nice guy ...! IF i was him ...THIS WOULD BE MY THUMBNAIL... 1:31
@TheDartholiver
@TheDartholiver 4 ай бұрын
As Pakistani your shit was fire
@kalyaniagrawal8708
@kalyaniagrawal8708 3 ай бұрын
Its possible that Akash was born in USA, and still he is so indian to always mock Pakistanis..😂
@WilliamLi-nd4lz
@WilliamLi-nd4lz 2 ай бұрын
Akash was born in the US
@ez3902
@ez3902 2 ай бұрын
This was fire.
@anilrawat8950
@anilrawat8950 4 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@mujeebshoaib
@mujeebshoaib Ай бұрын
As a Pakistani i don't mind roast by Indians as i don't take scam callers seriously 😂
@user-zk5md7gm9k
@user-zk5md7gm9k Ай бұрын
But why I am saying flour bag in your hands in road side
@salik1.
@salik1. 4 ай бұрын
Pakistani knows what he was talking about😂😂
@user-os4ez7ul9k
@user-os4ez7ul9k 4 ай бұрын
Akash is lit 😂❤
@kawaranai9743
@kawaranai9743 Күн бұрын
Pakistani dude took it really well. He is single-handedly the reason I think of Pakistanis in a better light now
@MJfromdaO
@MJfromdaO 4 ай бұрын
damn this old af i remember the haircut joke
@chain2mnm1
@chain2mnm1 4 ай бұрын
Wow! Must be so annoying to have to do the set with loud a$$ alarm going on every 2 mins! Aakash killed it as usual! 😀🙌
@Anirudh-sx4rl
@Anirudh-sx4rl Ай бұрын
Epic line: these guys know only death for a reason, LOL.
@fiyakhue3587
@fiyakhue3587 Ай бұрын
This guy's crowd work is next level
@rohandwivedi8509
@rohandwivedi8509 4 ай бұрын
😂 👏👏
@eliteassasin7976
@eliteassasin7976 4 ай бұрын
Crazy shi 🤣🤣
@deveshsingh1786
@deveshsingh1786 4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@rcb_reddit
@rcb_reddit 4 ай бұрын
Savage!
@divyam_rathi
@divyam_rathi 4 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
@julietemyra
@julietemyra 3 ай бұрын
i recognised that Pakistani guy straight away, know him from tiktok. Sa’ad Mustafa
@SLAMSwan
@SLAMSwan 4 ай бұрын
The guy in the front not reacting at all. 🤷‍♀
@varun794
@varun794 3 ай бұрын
Bruv that Pakistani dude's eyes lit up when he said Bosnian lmaoo
@kedrprao
@kedrprao 4 ай бұрын
This is Akash's masterpiece lol
@garimasikka10
@garimasikka10 13 күн бұрын
I wonder if people give info while buying tickets.
@unsung.2770
@unsung.2770 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤❤❤
@IshwarMakwana
@IshwarMakwana 4 ай бұрын
❤😂❤
@shahrulbarriyah
@shahrulbarriyah 4 ай бұрын
2:02 i thought he was gonna say getting killed for comedy.
@shahidanusrat6086
@shahidanusrat6086 4 ай бұрын
❤❤❤ from Pakistan ❤❤❤. Best regards from Pakistan 🙂❤😊
@Ophelia_Pain
@Ophelia_Pain 4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣😂
@ujjawaltyagi8540
@ujjawaltyagi8540 4 ай бұрын
gg
@Ddal0ceano
@Ddal0ceano 4 ай бұрын
That's harsh. Not all Pakistanis are jihadists.
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