If we die, we all die together 03.10.24 👀👀 Catch me on tour: tickets on my website! _________________________ Editing By Krit Chatikavanij Video By Kevin Marcus Jr
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@KillaConJaro4 ай бұрын
The survivors table 🤣
@jigsawkiller4 ай бұрын
😂😂 that got me too
@jordanmcmillin4 ай бұрын
I caught that one as well🤣
@beetlebg37594 ай бұрын
Pakistanis, Iraqis, Bosnians and North Africans. Yep it’s a survivors table,
@Account-br9kc4 ай бұрын
As someone who survived war in Bosnia and Croatia its interesting for someone to acknowledge this was in fact difficult
@wesley.santiago4 ай бұрын
that one got me real good lol
@stephenpatterson22044 ай бұрын
A Pakistani, Bosnian, Iraqi and a Chadian walk into a bar...and get roasted by an American of Indian descent during a fire alarm. Could be worse, they could've gotten roasted alive by American fire descending upon their native homes😮
@abduleve86884 ай бұрын
And still get called terrorists on Fox news
@HoneyHoops-ig9ws4 ай бұрын
best joke
@KiriAatam4 ай бұрын
Poor joke. I don't know about other countries, but India won't/can't be messed around by the US. India is the 7th largest country and the fastest growing major economy on the planet. Besides, India has nukes of its own. India and Indians are way too intelligent to allow that to happen. Much of the US's policy on the Indo-Pacific revolves around India to counter China. There is no Indo-Pacific without India. If it comes down to that, India would not have issues to collaborate with China to put an end to American hegemony once and for all.
@stephenpatterson22044 ай бұрын
@KiriAatam hmmm🤦😅 don't think you read the joke, or got it as it flew over your head 🤔
@Krlmax4 ай бұрын
As an indian i 'll advise you to read the joke again .Dont be mad bruv😂@@KiriAatam
@Lerkero4 ай бұрын
Fire drill during a stand-up set is CRAZY
@holysinnerxxx4 ай бұрын
Sound guy got me when he talked about sensing tension lol
@-RONNIE4 ай бұрын
You had me seriously laughing on this 🤣🤣🤣 keep up the good work 👍🏻
Self-Inflicted survivors of Arab supremacist Islam.
@ragethewolfАй бұрын
Damn there should have been someone from Uganda.
@Ana-cw2giАй бұрын
@@AC-mp7cx you must be kidding😂
@AC-mp7cxАй бұрын
@@Ana-cw2gi not kidding at all, he's objectively very very handsome
@RisingSun04014 ай бұрын
"I'm sensing a little tension" mf he's sensing a fire alarm during his set! 😂
@yellowluma1014 ай бұрын
This was a tense set! Glad you pushed through and made it work!
@thumpertorque_4 ай бұрын
I'm gonna go alone with no friends and sit in front. Oh and I'm brown too and don't have those "software engineer" jobs to flex with. Just a broke Uber driver. Imagine the roast. 💀💀💀
@FedralBI4 ай бұрын
You are a complete savage, and I'm here for every second of it.
@kathleenp31354 ай бұрын
Dude never disappoints. 😂😂😂
@kinocchio4 ай бұрын
Chad Iraq Bosnia Pakistan .. got a UN situation
@rambot6704 ай бұрын
Akaash Singh - The only one who can make a fire drill funny on the spot ! Goddamn ! Hats off brother :)
@rohitrane19004 ай бұрын
Wow, I didn't Ajinkya Rahane did stand-up!
@josephschmidt17514 ай бұрын
Bro you were dancing up there! Way to make a bad situation better that was truly nice work
@suniljadaun58144 ай бұрын
Indian spotting engineer, Not a big deal......
@Kathakathan114 ай бұрын
In India, everybody is engineer or doctor or some sort, that’s like saying apples are green and red. Yes they are
@shivamrana14244 ай бұрын
@@Kathakathan11 yes 😂
@bharghavatri94874 ай бұрын
Bruh is true Indian by race
@user-ug5xq7tx3g4 ай бұрын
He's likely a Sindhi and possibly muhajir so has Indian roots. But there is no Indian race. It's a collection of vast diverse ethnicities.
@krishnagurung28234 ай бұрын
@@user-ug5xq7tx3ggyan na khod l0d0
@mairajamil0014 ай бұрын
as a pakistani i approve these jokes😂
@awaisbukhari31544 ай бұрын
I second that😂
@ish22224 ай бұрын
nobody asked for it though, just saying!!
@jadenkarim53674 ай бұрын
i know, you sell out easy! 😂
@awaisbukhari31544 ай бұрын
@@jadenkarim5367 chill out those jokes weren't offensive.
@akaashsinghcomedy4 ай бұрын
❤️
@wasifhussain54084 ай бұрын
You were super fast in this, like lightning speed rapid at the crowd work. 🔥 Love from Pakistan.
@akaashsinghcomedy4 ай бұрын
🙏🏽🤎✊🏽
@oreo58354 ай бұрын
@@akaashsinghcomedy maqsad nahi bhulna ✊✊
@Xinnie_The_Flu4 ай бұрын
YUCK 😂
@imitfdx96322 ай бұрын
@@akaashsinghcomedybrown heart is crazy 💀
@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher4 ай бұрын
damn dude this is like the 6th video I've seen from you and every one's made me laugh from start to finish, your crowdwork is phenomenal.
@ZillasWay4 ай бұрын
Ngl that was one hell of a table 😂😂😂
@MattsContraptions4 ай бұрын
you're amazing Akaash!! For real you're talented as fuck!!!
@C_0874 ай бұрын
But the Pakistani guy is so cute 😭bro even passed the 101 vibe check
@kaps89Ай бұрын
Y r u geh ??
@ESB824134 ай бұрын
That was so wonderfully uncomfortable 😂😂😂
@tss46294 ай бұрын
Too much fowl language.
@MoneyMitrovic3334 ай бұрын
@@tss4629”fowl” language🤣 that was funnier than this video.
@philosopher_sage_074 ай бұрын
I just enjoy his reaction every time he gets to know that someone in the audience is Pakistani. He is a man of class.
@silenthill10354 ай бұрын
That means he is doing it out of spite.
@philosopher_sage_074 ай бұрын
@@silenthill1035 So what? Are we supposed to respect the terrorism generating, minority genociding, uncivilized Islamic state of Pakistan? Its formation was based on the bloodbath of innocent Hindus. Learn the true history.
@mul-el36574 ай бұрын
@@silenthill1035ever heard of dark humour? Racist, sexist, misogynistic, “anti-Semitic, Islamophobic, hinduphobic” Don’t like it, don’t watch
@cheezarose4 ай бұрын
How is that class?
@philosopher_sage_074 ай бұрын
@@silenthill1035 So what? Are we now supposed to respect countries that genocide their minorities and sell terrorism?
@priya_______4 ай бұрын
The Pakistani guy is handsome though 😌
@John-ct9zs4 ай бұрын
That's why he's got a White girl. If your an Indian or Pakistani guy, you need to be handsome and/or rich to pull a cute or above White girl. Whereas a regular looking White guy can do the same or a regular looking Indian girl can get an average looking White guy easier.
@darkreaper49904 ай бұрын
@@John-ct9zs so they don't like us desi boys over there in America? tell me something new😂
@darkreaper49904 ай бұрын
He is.I am a straight dude but even I was like "this dude looks cute bruh" 🤣
@oreo58354 ай бұрын
Hindu ladkiyo ko mujeet itne pasand kyu hai?
@AlasantroHeski4 ай бұрын
@@oreo5835kyuke tum pajeet ghaleez hotey ho
@amsiizluerta18374 ай бұрын
This guys crowd work is actually legendary
@aadibasiyan74954 ай бұрын
aaah man this gold, loved it
@samratsur2184 ай бұрын
This was incredible Akash!
@rutdvajrawal79334 ай бұрын
Mr Singh, we have ARRIVED
@prettysavage82304 ай бұрын
Love it when he roasts Pakistanis😭
@user-ds8gf3ki2g4 ай бұрын
Ofcourse you do everything you’ve been taught in you country since you were born was to hate your neighbour
@heresomewhere76004 ай бұрын
@accessdenied4711 yea you can skip if you dont like him
@huhgu20464 ай бұрын
Yup
@riotman35794 ай бұрын
@accessdenied4711 are you Pakistanis?
@raxeev4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Not_Deb4 ай бұрын
Oh boi as an Indian...I loved it!
@akshkarena9604 ай бұрын
Survivors group😂
@sarmadhabibkhan30364 ай бұрын
Pakistanis low-key got that international Rizz (Also known as the green card rizz)
@BuyMyWaterStocs3 ай бұрын
Dunno where you're from but i don't see it in Australia.
@killadog844 ай бұрын
"every one of their parents caught so much stress because of you two motherfuckers!" and thats a classic example of coming full circle. brilliant.
@rablar_devopsАй бұрын
Damn that was funny af.. and he said in simple words "Maksad nahi bhulna" 😂 And those back to back links were crazy.
@Shivam-ly7ps4 ай бұрын
You are awesome....
@79nutterbutter4 ай бұрын
When are you putting out a special?!
@WorldsHypocrisy4 ай бұрын
This is beyond crowdwork. Akaash is a fucking genius!!
@anirprasadd4 ай бұрын
Too good 😂😂
@Spectral_Alien4 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@ariekblant36784 ай бұрын
Loved it
@AaronAttelOfficial4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 this was brilliant!
@TheLazarus9114 ай бұрын
bro the people coughing on their two drink minimum got me rolllllling
@ashwinathlye33384 ай бұрын
I know why the alarm was beeping... it's coz my guy Akaash's on FIREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
@nirmalmondal68994 ай бұрын
Satisfaction
@hifistuded4 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@user-ef5pp7vj5n4 ай бұрын
Dude's phenomenal with this shit.
@MJfromdaO4 ай бұрын
Aakash release the san jose videos ik you roasted the brown white dynamics out there
@startiny58833 ай бұрын
the pakistani was having so much fun dudee😂😂😂❤❤
@healheals7834 ай бұрын
You are amazing 😂❤
@vasupriye47824 ай бұрын
Come to India for a tour pleasee broo !!!!! I would have attended every single show of yours if I lived in United States. And Andrew’s too and Vir das too! And bassi too! Okay stop! Come to india
@anaesthete55924 ай бұрын
Vir das is the worst lol
@Nikhilsharma-sj4gg4 ай бұрын
Why the F you wrote unfunny idiot hatred vir das With these legendary comedians
@Azokyjuf9024 ай бұрын
Vir Das🏳️🌈🤢
@shwetawalkar93844 ай бұрын
I highly doubt people here in india would appreciate his jokes, he might end up with a FIR 😅
@ArpitSgh363 ай бұрын
Nah man people will let him coz he is smart he knows where and when to poke and worst he could get is his further tour cancelled still better than getting arrested or threatened.@@shwetawalkar9384
@Pazkizzle4 ай бұрын
I miss the fuck out of these
@kkbad40094 ай бұрын
that "yuk"
@sfb12194 ай бұрын
I gotta give it to you akash ... you have good angry comedy ...
@HolowatyVlogs3 ай бұрын
The sound guy is my spirit animal.
@troy.u32974 ай бұрын
Even fire alarm and building management people got roasted.
@yashtiwari117Ай бұрын
Aakash’s crowd work is the best in business lmao
@joshuaottley79024 ай бұрын
Wha I like about this guys jokes, is that everybody gets it, and everybody's getting it.
@TheSoundofTanay4 ай бұрын
Black dude in the front row with that black shirt was not having it at all 😂
@12what34the3 ай бұрын
Yeah, I was watching him the whole time hoping he'd come around
@KV-db9gw4 ай бұрын
HILARIOUS
@swatisquantum2 күн бұрын
Your crowd work is savage lol
@SinoM1234 ай бұрын
damn!!! he was brutal with this one!
@fakharhassan23784 ай бұрын
what shoes is he wearing
@hcvermaji4 ай бұрын
the bald guy was clearly not enjoying the show
@harsheetchawaria15724 ай бұрын
❤
@ronityadav393619 күн бұрын
Laughed like hell. Let me catch breath 😂😂
@Flipper354 ай бұрын
BEAST!!!🔥🔥🔥
@Rahul_Christopher_Evans4 ай бұрын
Savage 🌟
@VivekTiwari034 ай бұрын
God damn Akaash!
@koushik54374 ай бұрын
Bro's actually a nice guy ...! IF i was him ...THIS WOULD BE MY THUMBNAIL... 1:31
@TheDartholiver4 ай бұрын
As Pakistani your shit was fire
@kalyaniagrawal87083 ай бұрын
Its possible that Akash was born in USA, and still he is so indian to always mock Pakistanis..😂
@WilliamLi-nd4lz2 ай бұрын
Akash was born in the US
@ez39022 ай бұрын
This was fire.
@anilrawat89504 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@mujeebshoaibАй бұрын
As a Pakistani i don't mind roast by Indians as i don't take scam callers seriously 😂
@user-zk5md7gm9kАй бұрын
But why I am saying flour bag in your hands in road side
@salik1.4 ай бұрын
Pakistani knows what he was talking about😂😂
@user-os4ez7ul9k4 ай бұрын
Akash is lit 😂❤
@kawaranai9743Күн бұрын
Pakistani dude took it really well. He is single-handedly the reason I think of Pakistanis in a better light now
@MJfromdaO4 ай бұрын
damn this old af i remember the haircut joke
@chain2mnm14 ай бұрын
Wow! Must be so annoying to have to do the set with loud a$$ alarm going on every 2 mins! Aakash killed it as usual! 😀🙌
@Anirudh-sx4rlАй бұрын
Epic line: these guys know only death for a reason, LOL.
@fiyakhue3587Ай бұрын
This guy's crowd work is next level
@rohandwivedi85094 ай бұрын
😂 👏👏
@eliteassasin79764 ай бұрын
Crazy shi 🤣🤣
@deveshsingh17864 ай бұрын
😂😂
@rcb_reddit4 ай бұрын
Savage!
@divyam_rathi4 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
@julietemyra3 ай бұрын
i recognised that Pakistani guy straight away, know him from tiktok. Sa’ad Mustafa
@SLAMSwan4 ай бұрын
The guy in the front not reacting at all. 🤷♀
@varun7943 ай бұрын
Bruv that Pakistani dude's eyes lit up when he said Bosnian lmaoo
@kedrprao4 ай бұрын
This is Akash's masterpiece lol
@garimasikka1013 күн бұрын
I wonder if people give info while buying tickets.
@unsung.27704 ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤❤❤
@IshwarMakwana4 ай бұрын
❤😂❤
@shahrulbarriyah4 ай бұрын
2:02 i thought he was gonna say getting killed for comedy.
@shahidanusrat60864 ай бұрын
❤❤❤ from Pakistan ❤❤❤. Best regards from Pakistan 🙂❤😊