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[@jujubee1290]

normally hes spot on when hes talking to an audience member but i think this is the 1st time ive seen him confused, flabbergasted, and amazed all at the same time.😂😂

[@Ap_twsh]

Americans lack worldly education ignorance is a good descriptor

[@mverick5444]

Google Pashtuns. Ethnically found in Afghanistan and northwest Pakistan. They are fair and rosy cheeks people. Unlike the other south Asian tapori looking people.

[@rhino3784]

A perfect time to happen for his special.

[@Venolin1]

@@mverick5444 they still don't look like her though. She looks like and sounds completely white xD.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

He's been smeckle-dorfed!

[@mohammadsharif9192]

He was so shocked he forget to make fun of them for being Pakistani 🤣

[@kingstonanith]

So true😂

[@Tech-NOOB]

😂😂

[@aatiti2011]

😂😂😂😂

[@YuvrajSingh-mg5gs]

😂

[@robertpatr88]

Probably because she blond with white skin. It’s a subconscious desi thing 😂.

[@johnsimley]

I spit out my tea when he said "DAY WALKER!" 😄😂😄😂

[@munchk1n393]

I’m saying had me crying 😂

[@amikadpage]

I was drinking coffee & almost choked to death! 😂😂😂

[@chichienu]

Yeeeeesss! That was the best!! 😂😂😂

[@aqibmohammed7667]

Can someone please Explain

[@johnsimley]

@@aqibmohammed7667 a "Day Walker" is a Vampire who is not affected by the sun. It comes from the BLADE the vampire hunter movies and books.

[@yusufmohamedade7646]

you want white women but you didn't want to disappoint your family and this is the next best thing that was funny

[@colbysmith2460]

Except we’re all just better off staying in our own race. Each country has its own unique people and culture. And I think we should all work to keep that alive 🙏

[@sakshigupta8603]

​@@colbysmith2460but ppl from diff cultures shouldn't be banned from liking each other.

[@davidcook680]

She is white as hell. They are lying.

[@dreameva1400]

​@@colbysmith2460I'll never stop loving my Panamanian American husband as a Blasian American woman and same with my hubby he'll never stop loving me either ❤️

[@joanna0988]

@@colbysmith2460 That's great except when you have a bunch of immigrants growing up together 😂 I'm Polish, my best friend is Jamaican, my husband is Iranian and his best friend is Chinese. It's pretty awesome to be exposed to so many different foods, customs and cultures and our kids love it too.

[@wickedbird1538]

😮😮in 1973, my white best friend wanted a lavish wedding. Her dad wrote a nice check to her and her fiancé. He said, a big wedding, a car, downpayment on a house, whatever. It’s YOUR money. She got married in the backyard, her mom made the dress, and they served sandwiches for the reception. They also bought a house.

[@GarudaPSN]

her dad must've cried tears of pride after that happened

[@lisaphares2286]

Good choice

[@phongdinh5640]

Sounds lavish to me she a g for real though spending wisely. 😅

[@TheOriginalScorpioBelle]

⁠@@phongdinh5640a g is a gangster. So no she isn’t a g. She is just smart.

[@Chakdefatte194]

Smart choice, my dad decided to throw a lavish wedding, agaisnt my advise and my gut feeling regarding buying property.

[@XIconic]

How do you marry someone AFTER you know that person. ☠️ thats a line

[@adinal1958]

He's not wrong, though.😂

[@takemetomarz]

BARS FRR

[@LoraineKeriece]

FRFR

[@joannesmart6021]

He’s got a point!😂

[@RuneKatashima]

He really doesn't. You're just going to spend the rest of your life with that person, have sex with them? Maybe not attracted to them? Don't like them?

[@stacey3638]

"And there's 12 guests because they don't love their families" 😂😂😂😂

[@GabrielleHayes1921]

Nah see, we invited everyone, they just didn't love us and that's why there were only 12 people 😂😂😂

[@bhazerelli7611]

​@@GabrielleHayes1921😂

[@juliearmfield2634]

He isn't lying.😂😂😂

[@AWindy94]

​​@@GabrielleHayes1921oh fuck too real 😂🤣😂 reminding me of my cousins wedding. My son and I were 2 of the 8 people from his mom's side of the family that showed up. Almost everyone from the Grooms side was from his dad's side. There were about 120 ish people and way less than half were the grooms side. But it was honestly great. Those people he didn't invite, generally suck at parties and holidays anyway, hence why they weren't invited. But the ones that were invited that didn't show out of spite because others weren't invited sucked. Caused a lot of drama at the time but mfers got over it 😂

[@jordanvalencia9597]

He doesn't take into account that american families have gotten smaller and smaller, it's not like over a hundred years ago, when a family would have more than 4-5 kids, now it's just families with 2 children and they don't want more than that.

[@asp11177]

“How do you marry somebody after?? ” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@inlikeflynn7238]

Mike drop.

[@PapaLobo94]

He’s got a point

[@0doublezero0]

"9/11 was comfy for you". As a South Asian hit by every terrorist joke under the sun after 9/11, even though I'm Hindu, this girl got the white pass for sure.

[@millasboo]

Definitely she’s a chameleon blonde straight hair,blue eyes and white she infiltrates them like a mfer!

[@Ming1975]

I live in South east too. Seen Pakistani almost daily, I've seen fair Indian region people but how'd she look so not Asian is beyond me.

[@baddie21358]

@@Ming1975 because Pakistanis can look blond hair I'm with a Pakistani guy and he is a redhead from Gilgit

[@Ming1975]

@@baddie21358 😶I've seen brown haired ones here but never blond or red. Is it because they are further north west type of people? Like northern Chinese near borders have mild blond almost Russian looking I guess.

[@baddie21358]

@@Ming1975 no, they're isolated mountain types He looks Irish

[@whimsysmith2835]

Our wedding in front of a judge did in fact cost less than the Applebee’s we went to right after…. We also borrowed the judges ring for the ceremony! Nearly 18 years later and we have no regrets, just a general smugness that we didn’t drop our life savings into a party before our life together even started. I highly recommend marriage. But don’t let other people tell you how you need to impoverish yourself to meet some kind of societal tradition.

[@SL-lz9jr]

And a modern societal tradition at that. Clearly invented by capitalists.

[@anuronguha0898]

Agree 💯

[@makeda6530]

Amen!

[@KibitoAkuya]

I feel like that's one of the things that plagues those marriages that last very short times, they are unconsciously dragged by the economic consequences of such ceremonies, and it just sours then but they can't connect the dots, because society has drilled it in their heads that they HAVE to invest insane amounts of money they could have put to something more productive for their own economic growth. Instead of lavish weddings, put all that money into some business opportunity or similar and make that money grow, and instead make yourself a lavish anniversary that will not fuck you up like a wedding ceremony of the same worth would have. Mind you, there are many factors that cause marriages to fall apart quickly, but I do think this may the reason for some portion of them

[@f1aziz]

As a Pakistani I had a hard time getting the guest list capped down to 300, and that was just my side of the family and friends. Thank God inflation 15 years ago wasn't that high in Pakistan. But it was crazy and fun, never seen so many people genuinely happy for me again.

[@kumaridesilva3992]

"how do you marry someone . . . 'after'" lol that's a good question!

[@jordanvalencia9597]

I would say, how can you agree to marry someone, you never met in your life?

[@kumaridesilva3992]

@@jordanvalencia9597 well it's not like no one has met them. . . your family has vetted them and they know you and what you want, plus in modern day practice most of them have met at least once before the marriage

[@jordanvalencia9597]

@@kumaridesilva3992 You ever watch the movie East is East, about a man who tried to force his sons to marry the women he arranged for them, despite the fact that his sons already have girlfriends, his father is only interested in family ties with other pakistani family and not what his kids want. The movie is a comedy, you should watch it.

[@jordanvalencia9597]

@@kumaridesilva3992 and i would reply, Why would you let your parents pick your spouse for you? my parents wanted me to marry within my own ethnicity, i married a british woman.

[@fascienneskytten5497]

@@jordanvalencia9597 not speaking for everyone but it is a safer options after some point especially for people who has been a bad relationship. given that your parents/family is in the best interest for you ofc. and personally if it happened to me, later when it didnt work out i'll just say it wasnt MY choice hahaha (no i'm not indian btw) oh and also, these days the family do give you more options instead if just "marry this person". especially bcs you can look them up before even agreeing to meet them for a meal. kinda like dating app in a sense but with family involvement i guess(?)

[@abornbuyer]

It's too funny how he can tell you so much about the person in the audience just by their appearance and be 100% spot on! And when he pats himself on the back for being correct is fricking hysterical! "I told you"😂😂😂

[@valeriepark9444]

He described my (white) wedding almost EXACTLY, though we had it in a county park with 19 guests (including ourselves).

[@Iloveswedes]

It was a farm at some point, don't worry.

[@kerrischillinger3435]

Me too! My wedding was perfect! ❤️

[@alicianeupane7667]

🤣

[@pyrovania]

Most weddings of Americans I've been to have had somewhere between 50 and 150 guests. Sometimes people get married in the courthouse because they don't want a big wedding, and if you're American, your mother-in-law and mother will accept that. Usually.

[@MaryDalton64]

I got married in the front yard of the home where we live and there were a total of 9 people... myself and my husband, my mother-in-law ( my parents are both deceased) , my son-in-law, one of my best friends, her husband and her father (they own the house), and our friend who performed the ceremony and her then fiancé.

[@chrishernandez8504]

In the Pokemon world she's a shiny for sure!

[@AllThingsConsideredUK]

Rare as F, 😂😂😂😂

[@jerryp2790]

nah. there are many people in Pakistan who look white, especially in the northern states. Pakistan is cold and snowy in those areas and the country has the most glaciers outside of Antarctica. there are many ethnicities native to the country.

[@kjohn5224]

Regarded comment

[@mmn7209]

​@@jerryp2790not with blonde hair. 🤦‍♂️

[@PS-qn4oz]

@@mmn7209 Look up Kalash Tribe of Pakistan (images).

[@sunshineash7322]

“How do you marry someone before you know them? Well how do you marry someone after?!” 😂😂😂😂

[@Goingback2kali]

Now America has shows on marrying people you dont know. Lol

[@RahilaDantataMmahi]

Simply because the sanctity of marriage has been lost so it's easy to jump in because you can choose to walk out even after just a few months. Same with having kids. Almost everyone has at least one child now, even if they don't work. Can't get or keep a job but can decide to bring a child into the world. Moral arbiter is pointing is all out of sync.

[@jordanvalencia9597]

I never watched those shows, they copied the UK's 'Married at first sight' show.

[@allisoncastle]

@@RahilaDantataMmahi Thats much better than forcing people to stay in miserable, unhappy, and sometimes ab*sive marriages. Coparenting after divorce can be an absolutely beautiful thing if done right.

[@chixkgoddess8499]

And it's still a disaster. Marriages are a gamble either way.

[@samsha2932]

She may have Greek ancestry. North Western part of Pakistan and Afghanistan were under Greek control. Selucas nicator and Menandar were famous Buddhist Greek Kings

[@BookishDark]

Makes sense. There’s an actress on Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Artemis - who is Iranian and she and I look so much alike. I’m not Iranian but I AM Sicilian and there’s a ton of ethnicities mixed into that region lol

[@udraj914]

or she is an albino

[@SphincterOfDoom]

OR she's half Pakistani. I knew a guy whose mom was Korean and dad was white. He did not look Korean AT ALL.

[@rutvikrs]

Absolute bulll. Its albinism by consanguinity. In simpler words coosinfooking. Pakistan is the world capital of in-c-e-st.

[@mverick5444]

Ya most Pashtuns are fair and rosy cheeks. Some men are more than 6,3” tall. It’s mostly east punjab and indo Ganges plains people who look stereotypical desi.

[@rwg5167]

Lol me and my husband spent $300 on our wedding including the rings. We got married at the county clerk's office.

[@user-gw1dr7rt9b]

Smart.

[@toreemmy8403]

At this age I wouldn't say no to an arranged marriage 😂 coz I don't even trust my judgement anymore.

[@-Subtle-]

Best wedding: invite friends and close family. Get married. Spend most of the money on the after party.

[@SL-lz9jr]

That's how it should be.

[@kennytorres5233]

Or spend most of the money on the honey moon lol

[@atkrby]

What is this after party? Indians have it twice, one during the wedding and the other right after it 😅 (a day or two after the wedding day-reception)

[@Engineer_Heathen]

Yeah I had like fifteen people total at my wedding. Costed a few hundred bucks for the venue and officiant. Then we spent like $2k at the best steakhouse in town. Wouldn't do it any different.

[@atkrby]

@@Engineer_Heathen I don't know why, but Indians spend around $20,000 even for the most basic wedding style. Even the so called poor people spend this much. I prefer spending less on wedding venues and more on donating food to the destitute the same day. No point feeding the wealthy folks😂

[@bubbacheeks143]

daywalker LOL. If you seen blade you know

[@kja1217]

daywalker 😂😂🤣 ts took me OUT

[@Spinko7128]

What does that mean ? I didnt get that 😅

[@bubbacheeks143]

Watch blade

[@bubbacheeks143]

@@Spinko7128 blade is a movie about a half vampire half human. Who is able to walk in sunlight. He walks blended in society and the vampires are jealous - Aka this girl being a day walker- able to freely roam around in disguise

[@lemon4087]

@@bubbacheeks143 is it good?

[@danzwku]

You know I just realized that the audiences that go to Akaash's shows are probably the highest earners than any audience of any other comedian lol

[@abhimanusingh66]

Imdians yop the chart for avg salaries in america. Its above $125k dollers. So yeah,its obvious.

[@khorisyn1051]

“How do you marry somebody…After?!” Took me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@773soccer]

Man’s bringing back arranged marriages by himself 😂

[@user-hk6pu4cf6s]

Literally. Bro said that America brainwashed them even though most countries around the world don’t practice arranged marriages

[@willvr4]

They never ended in many cultures. I'm from NY, this Indian girl got married at 18 literally right after she graduated by a guy 10 years her senior. Which means both of their families had been arranging it for a while.

[@thecursed01]

@@willvr4 coming back in europe too. used to be a felony to be a 30+ year old man marrying a 14 year old, but since we "must be tolerant to other cultures" it got approved in many cases

[@willvr4]

@@thecursed01 I'm pretty tolerant, but I mean...if I was to move to another country with a totally different culture, the onus would be on me to adapt..not for everyone else to make exceptions for me. Certain aspects of certain cultures are just full on dumb and/or ancient. America is no exception.

[@gnommg]

​@@thecursed01that's not true. In many european countries NGOs visit schools right before the summer holidays to identify vulnerable girls and prevent forced marriages during the summer holidays.

[@user-fm3xz9nm5d]

For those who are confused? Look at her eyebrows and hairs. She has dyed her hairs. Her complexion is pretty common among Pashtuns in Pakistan as well as among North/NW Indians. Although, There are those who are naturally blonde as well.

[@CJ-lr4ej]

Ya they’re like this cuz at some point a white person breed with them

[@kenich2611]

As an Indian, I don't think so, probably in the extreme Northern regions of India but that's just 1% of our population. Maybe true for Pakistanis

[@user-fm3xz9nm5d]

@@kenich2611 Such phenotypes are very common in Delhi, Himachal, Rajasthan, Haryana, J&K and Uttarakhand and dominate upto 20% to 30% in the region (except the blonde hairs) and can even be found among many Tamil Brahmins as well as Chitpavan Brahmins (with Green/Blue eyes too) in the Deccan region. India is very diverse, Comes in all shape & colours.

[@kenich2611]

@@user-fm3xz9nm5d doesn't really prove anything, it's still a very extremely small minority of a enormously large population.

[@mverick5444]

@@kenich2611 most Pashtuns are fair and rosy cheeks. Some men are more than 6,3” tall. It’s mostly east punjab and indo Ganges plains people who look stereotypical desi.

[@3ch1dna07]

Ya know, I can understand where she's coming from. I'm half Hispanic but so damn pale I had people in Germany think I was native.😂 Edit: changed Mexican to Hispanic to calm the natives.

[@zulynava4059]

Is because skin color has nothing to do with ethnicity. Americans have a time understanding this. People don’t always look like their favorite stereotypes.

[@mcmc8556]

Most Mexicans are of mix of different ethnicities.

[@3ch1dna07]

@@mcmc8556 yes, First Nation mixed with Spanish. My ancestors is actually one of the Spaniards who came over with Cortez.

[@Langley_Ackerman19]

😂😂😂😂 I'm Filipino, growing up I'm so pale, my classmates thought I was foreign and would always speak English to me.

[@3ch1dna07]

@@Langley_Ackerman19 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My favorite thing is to pretend I don't speak Spanish and then respond to a question in Spanish. The looks I get are hilarious. 🤣🤣

[@ChiLouis69]

Yoooooooo that fkn rant at the end had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. He meant that 💩. Bro be going off

[@brocklastname6682]

Pretty much true about white people weddings.

[@vanadyan1674]

You must not know very many Roman Catholics, I know we haven't always been considered white, but we are now, that didn't stop me from having a 40k wedding with 300 guests that took a year to plan.

[@brocklastname6682]

@@vanadyan1674, my sympathies on the expensive wedding.

[@vanadyan1674]

@@brocklastname6682 None needed, I have seen a lot of friends with cheap marriages, and to a man their divorces were all far more expensive than my wedding.

[@celestialnubian]

Nah, that's only poor white people. All the white people I know that have money went hard on their weddings.

[@0doublezero0]

@@vanadyan1674 ​ And that's still a drop in the bucket compared to Indian American weddings.🤣Akaash is still correct.

[@monkeybeasts]

the most shocked he's been

[@aatiti2011]

😂😂😂😂

[@bajanconcepts]

he said "Daywalker", I lost it there!!!🤣

[@WENGErBaLL04-06]

I’m so surprised Dude is THIS FUNNY. I always thought he is okay on FLAGRANT but wow😮😮🎉❤

[@bulliontoy]

His whit is so instant, the talent is a growing legend

[@TheAshube9]

Some of the finest improv out there. And if there was written material, the transition was smooooooth. Dam I hope he comes to barcelona one day

[@sourabhjogalekar3842]

"muzz match?" - the jokes write themselves ahahah

[@salatee1]

Yeah hindutva match may be good for you.

[@littlebrit]

Pakistan is not an ethnicity. It is a nationality. Pakistan name is created by composing names of Punjab, Afghan, Kashimir, Sindh and Balochi. Government basically tries to confuse nationality with ethnicity because of independence movements.

[@VARMOT123]

India is that except baloch but gazillion other ethnic groups who could pass for somalis to Persian to thai to Korean

[@cmg25]

💯

[@rillo806]

Majority of ppl dont realize theres a difference. Ive tried to explain this in its simplist form and some ppl just cant grasp the concept.

[@Marwa.G.S.]

Tbh it's somewhat similar for Afghans. Afghanistan has different ethnic groups like Pakistan: Tajiks, Pashtuns, Hazaras, Uzbeks, Turkmens, Balochi, Nuristani, Qilgish, Uyghur etc. Also the case for Iran and Uzbekistan etc (Uzbekistan has a Dari-speaking minority for example). But I think India, Afghanistan and Pakistan are amongst the most diverse countries, in regards of different ethnic groups in Central- and South Asia

[@rillo806]

@@Marwa.G.S. there are only 3 races on planet earth. Caucus, negroid, and mongoloid. Everything else is a mix.

[@PACIFICBboy]

I’m not Indian, but arranged marriages don’t seem as scary or risky when both of you are in that culture where your close to your families, both have two parents that they respect, same customs, etc etc. as long as the other person is physically attractive enough and y’all vibe in the initial meetings it’ll probably work out statistically speaking lol

[@raalaa121]

Exactly. The only thing I would say is discuss any illnesses you have, don't keep anything a secret on initial meetings. I avoided arranged marriage for a decade until I gave in and it's the best thing I ever did.

[@crazylittleangel]

A colleague had an arranged marriage. However, her parents organised it more like "introductions" - she still could veto any guy, but they would choose who she was introduced to. In a stroke of good fortune, the first man they introduced her to was a guy that she was already sweet on (he liked her for ages too but neither of them could do anything about it independently as both sets of parents were insisting on arranged marriages). I like to think there was a bit of parental intuition involved on both sides though, as both of them finished their educations and matured a little first, then their parents arranged their first formal introductions to each other 🤭

[@mikochild2]

My friend ended up despising the man the married. Great on paper and in public, but not behind closed doors. She didn't know what to do because she was pregnant. We lost contact because he didn't want her to have outside friends so I have no idea how it turned out.

[@takemetomarz]

Fr.

[@BingleFlimp]

There’s the arranged marriages where they’re two consenting adults matched up by the respective parents. There’s also the arranged marriage where a 13 year old girl is forced to marry a 50 year old man to secure her father’s financial interests. It’s the latter people are thinking of when they criticise it.

[@bhagyaveer]

Uncle Ruckus would love to know the cure for Revitiligo! 😅

[@TheGreatSerpentor]

No relation.

[@ericaking4026]

Whit nectar 😂😂😂

[@mrsmart5221]

Man this is a funny comment 😂😂🙏🏿🦾be safe

[@OG_BlackBazooka]

@@TheGreatSerpentor😂😂😂😂😂

[@aqueelkadri8371]

Grandma took one for the team

[@DianeWilliamsCurvyGoddess]

Wow! I had no idea how funny he is until I watched this.

[@adventurer6352]

In arrange marriage you do get to know each other. You also get to know each other's family. You don't get married unless you start liking each other.

[@marias6583]

Exactly, only a foolish person would marry someone without first finding out who they are, arranged or otherwise

[@persephone342]

I know, right? People just don’t get it! 😂 we’ve been married 26 years now and people are shocked when we tell them our marriage was arranged by our grandparents and parents. All my friends are still married too! 😂😂😂

[@EnergeiaRhythmos]

Bro was too stunned to speak

[@keishaguilford2170]

This was sooooo funny. Freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂. I actually do believe that there is something to an arranged marriage.

[@daviematcha]

some of the most smoothly worked in crowd work I’ve ever seen. Incredible

[@iamladyblack1188]

Ethnicity and race are two different things!!! But this was hilarious!!!

[@megasizer5119]

they are linked

[@NEASTEANFAITH-yd2ut]

​@@megasizer5119 true

[@clanker2843]

This man has been bamboozled

[@sunstruckfarms4489]

When people dont know the difference between skin color , ethnicity and nationality

[@lucianaromulus1408]

No, people don't get the ancient Middle East was originally Caucasian, so there's still remnants left over.

[@Farhan917]

⁠@@lucianaromulus1408Caucasoid (not white) are everywhere including East Africa but not Caucasian which is solely white people.

[@ameytiwari1247]

and Pakistani is a nationality actually

[@govinddas7876]

When people dont get a joke...

[@sunstruckfarms4489]

@@govinddas7876 has to be most ironically clueless comment I've seen today

[@GA-ik6pi]

I hope people realise there are ALOT of fair Pakistani and/or Arabic people too? Same goes for black people. Ever heard of throw back?

[@meme-fs1jn]

Brown people can’t believe they have white family

[@asparceproton1]

My mom started raising peacocks last year, and recently a wedding venue owner told her they would be a huge hit at the Indian weddings.

[@easybeast6032]

So cool🎉😊

[@tlacahetl]

Holy shit you described my first weeding!!!

[@-RONNIE]

Thanks for the clips the ending was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@shilohivy4590]

That’s was my wedding. Back yard. Friend officiated. Catered by a dope place(husbands mom is Colombian). 60 people. Candle lit reception. It was perfect. Happy 24 years later.

[@ginger5872]

Just because a person has light skin , doesn't make them " white" nor does having dark skin make a person " black".

[@tqueen7131]

Dont you know according to guys like him and half the comment section all white people are the same culture and all. Truth is even "white" people skin tones vary just as others do. But people of lighter skin tones come from many Countries so to chalk them all up together is racism and stereotyping. In America even where immigrants from many Countries brought their cultures there are variances. Traditions and cultures can vary from family to family based on this.

[@marinasuarezdebauer6579]

That's so true 😂, if you know the theory of colors white is the reflection of all colors and black the absorption of all colors. They are actually not colors. I never seen a white white skin. Albinos are the palest as it can be, but still some tone on them. If you put a Norwegian after a long winter im a white white suit against a white white wall, you shouldn't be able to see him if he were white, white. They are pale rosa maybe at the very lrast, desperately wanting to sun-bade and look a little healthier. I hate the "politically correctness" of the new term, "people of color" Which color? And who is colorless? “You colorless germans, do you want to go to Mallorca to brusch a little tone on? So absurd!!

[@DG-cc6tx]

...unless you live on earth 🌎 😂

[@meadowsz5390]

Nice! Sponsorship!

[@pthithic]

This dude's such a king

[@Madinaash]

My moms Pakistani and she also looks like this lady. Blond hair, coloured eyes, and fair complexion. Maybe this lady is Punjabi ?! Few of my cousin also look extremely mix or foreign.

[@kiranpandiyan159]

Even other Pakistanis can be like her. Tamannaah Bhatia can easily pass of as an Arab or white like Spanish/Mediterranian.

[@carymnuhgibrilsamadalnasud1222]

She's Punjabi

[@baddie21358]

Your mom looks albino not legit blond

[@baddie21358]

@@kiranpandiyan159 her mom looks albino

[@baddie21358]

Punjabis aren't Kashmiris and Gilgit are and a few pashtuns

[@umikazetube]

“Second best thing” - Akaash

[@KaiserReb]

A female blade 😂😂is wild

[@aatmaja3]

"Abhi nahi to kabhi nahi" love the Hindi Phrase written back on this jacket ❤

[@Sigart]

What Mr Singh should know about the "dreaming about this day since I was 3 years old" is that they've been dreaming about how their father will make a cliché, embarassing but heartfelt speech, how the room will be decked out in silver and blue flowers, how everyone will be impressed with the tasteful decorations, how their husband will worship them on the dance floor and how all their girlies will be jealous and proud and they'll all have the best time. They have _not_ thought about how that is going to all happen.

[@what_equals_42]

Apart from the dress. Based on what I've seen my friends go through, there have probably been excessively detailed ruminations on the dress. 😂

[@oby1co]

Indian comedians will rule the world someday.. someday

[@Thedecider1984]

Man, just go to a justice of the peace and call it the day 😂😂😂

[@two16rcp]

That before and after bit was perfection!!

[@SaurabhSingh-zr2tw]

loll how do you marry somebody after. so true!😂😂

[@mobello.]

😭😭😭Man was flabbergasted

[@ms.laterholmes2890]

I just love when people are not visually what they seem to be. I don’t put anybody in any type of circles cause you just never know never know about people where they were born what they speak I have a friend who is Japanese but nobody believes that, until they speak .they think that they’re from Kenya born and raised in Japan Every day it’s a challenge

[@vanessahamilton8767]

First time seeing you. I enjoyed your standup! Following & subscribing....you are hillariou

[@rosefriday4287]

Skin color does not always equal ethnicity I'm not sure how else to put that But like, watch the movie Encanto. The people in that movie, all from Columbia, showcased a wide range of skin tones

[@87vanessab]

You’re correct. But just fyi - the country of Colombia is spelled with an O 😊

[@dansonoflightning2277]

She's probably Nuristani

[@lwnf360]

I'm white so I had to google that. Holy shit. I didn't know there were a small pocket of basically white people in northern Afghanistan. Blue eyed and everything according to google image. Gingers even! Damn. Thanks for the info.

[@baddie21358]

Not in Pakistani Maybe wakhi

[@luvsuneja]

Chitral?

[@markusmath3421]

@@baddie21358you’re very sus based on your other comments lmao

[@aliali-ce3yf]

no lie, my pakistani grandmother was also white , blondish hair . its a thing

[@rbaloch2789]

British truly colonized pakistan

[@nydydn]

definitely a thing, it's a British meddling thing.

[@Ladyignorer]

Nope, it's an ethnicity thing. ​@@nydydn

[@nydydn]

@@Ladyignorer so typical Pakistani women are very white with blonde hair?

[@privatejapan5599]

I am dying waiting for my train to come in Tokyo!!! 😂😂😂

[@the.nerdy.mermaid]

You’re so funny I even decided to watch your ad in its entirety and it did not disappoint 😂

[@InteN66]

Pakistani is nationality you still can be white and Pakistani 💀 When will people learn.

[@watiflappynounou3302]

But you cannot be British and be brown according to the Brits

[@AngelTheredStar29]

Top tier work Akaash 👏

[@sadiemeyers6758]

My parent's actually had an arranged marriage. They both wanted to get married and got set up by their families. My mom's aunt was talking to my dad's mom (they were friends through my paternal grandfather). My parents were then married within a few months of meeting. We're whiteish. My mom was Greek and Paiute (Native American/1st Nation or whatever people say these days) and my dad is Castilian Spanish and then a whole bunch of random stuff. I was brought up to think that arranged marriage is a good thing unless someone is forced into it. My parents had bad dating history and turned to family because they figured that family would know better. They were married about 30 years before my mom died.

[@nydydn]

I thing arranged marriage is a good thing for people with zero game. It got a bad connotation because it was more forced on people that had some game than used as a tool for people with no game.

[@SR25ApexPlayer]

I been planning since i was 3 years old. Okay it should be pretty easy to plan then man a savage.

[@Questfinder1]

My entire wedding cost less then 1500$. The wedding was less then 10 minutes long and it was a byob cookout.

[@dalerimoller272]

Fiza is so pretty 😊 that’s a pretty name too. Congratulations to the happy newlyweds! 🥰

[@g.pearson4726]

He’s easily becoming one of my favorite comedians 🥰💖💕✨

[@violetembers2532]

In my next life, I wanna be arranged. Lol

[@sorrento114]

Alexander the Great says hi.

[@draconbacon6395]

5:15 Akaash just fucking HYPED !!!!!

[@kaitmarie6505]

Lmao, the way he instantly clocked everything about the hotels guy

[@chickenwingsarenumnum]

Good in front of the crowd!

[@TeePetersen]

All three of my Pakistani friends (siblings: 2 brothers and one sister) had arranged marriages and quite frankly they turned me around on the concept because they have amazing spouses and families now. Their parents obviously thought long and hard about the matches and arranged them perfectly.

[@rb98769]

Those marriages are actually a lot more successful than western marriages on average as well.

[@TeePetersen]

@@rb98769 I suspect it is due to the thoughts behind the match whereas, all too often here in the West, people marry based on simple physical attraction mere months, sometimes weeks, after meeting.

[@CZpersi]

Because those, who suffer in abusive relationships can barely speak out. It is called "survivor bias".

[@TeePetersen]

@@CZpersi That particular problem is experienced just as easily in Western style marriages. I know this for a fact due to my parent's marriage and my middle sister's marriage and so many marriages I saw between extended family and friends. That was one reason I swore from middle school age I would never marry or have children. However, I was simply fortunate in my early 30s to meet a person who was everything a spouse should be... so I snatched him up.

[@samuela-aegisdottir]

@@rb98769 Because there is much more pressure on them not to divorce.

[@TheSpecialJ11]

What's interesting about northern India, especially among the higher castes, is that a large portion of their DNA is related to eastern Europe, the Slavs. Their collective ancestors split ways somewhere out on the steppes, some of them went to Europe and some went to Iran and northern India. You wouldn't know it looking at the average Pakistani/north Indian, because a lot of the hair color/eye color traits are recessive, so when they intermarried with other groups in the area they got brown eyes, brown hair, and darker skin. Look up the R1b haplogroup.

[@monzerfaisal3673]

Thanks for the cool facts! I'm gonna read into the haplogroup!

[@Am-ih5nf]

Indian genetics are discussed in this BBC piece : kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2Lcop6FltOErcksi=0ugOlFCDgEp3dg5F

[@Am-ih5nf]

This isnt true, almost no one in India has R1B haplogroup and all South Asians share ancestry in various ways.

[@JarlBarbossa]

She's likely descended from one of the 20 million European sl__s that the ottoman empire owned.

[@derpyeh9107]

@@Am-ih5nf Yeah, and it's probably also just a coincidence that North Indian languages are related to European languages, right?

[@Martonesdef]

Aye, that last bit was more than I can bear 😂😂😂

[@ajaysmith7232]

😂😂 man this was gold

[@ll4680]

She hit the lottery with that skin and hair

[@lockedin6699]

With $10 hair dye, you too can be "white"

[@RP-hn1qc]

​@@lockedin6699As the joke goes does the carpet match the curtains? In a SFW version her eyebrows do not match the hair.

[@Managable_Mayhem]

@@RP-hn1qc To be fair, you only find brown and black stuff to do eyebrows and eyelashes. So she probably did her eyebrows and settled for making them darker.

[@rishiaman2288]

why? is being non white a bad thing?

[@jpintero6330]

@@rishiaman2288 No, just not as good. 🤣

[@chimex9287]

Ths guy z soo good I love him❤😅😂

[@D1st0rtedM3m0ry]

Lmmfaooooooo Bro the whole “how do you marry someone after?” Flipped everything upside down for me. 😂

[@kalanzi1000]

Team notification gang park here😊

[@raftguy1376]

Ahh. Someone’s slavic ancestor got “relocated” as an indentured servant.

[@yaboikillermemestar5665]

no... south asians can look like that way

[@liftedmarco4976]

Not even close 😂, there are white asians in Central Asia, Pakistan, and North Western India. And of course British and Portuguese Occupation and the ancient Greek and Persian colonization. All of which can have some very fair skinned people.

[@Empressjanee_]

She’s probably albino

[@yaboikillermemestar5665]

@@Empressjanee_ no she's not lol, albinos have lighter hair and don't have any tan in their skin

[@abbywilson5988]

She's clearly not ​@@Empressjanee_

[@wraith27]

"Daywalker!" - that line killed me!

[@NonButterface]

Literally described my wedding 😂😂

[@MsZephyra]

I just want to go to one of his shows so he can be wrong when he tries to guess my ethnic background to stereotype me, LOL (I'm multiracial)

[@juliawidmaier5334]

As someone multiracial myself it's so amazing how far off people are sometimes 😂

[@what_equals_42]

Same, bro. We're great evidence that ethnic stereotypes are meaningless. Otherwise, how could you combine South Asian and Nordic and get somebody who looks like the Ukrainian President!

[@ericno4u]

The nose confirmed it 1000%

[@neonluv40]

Love your style and delivery. Keep it up.

[@digiscream]

Choked on "Daywalker!". Damn, dude, that was off-the-cuff gold!

[@slantos2668]

And today we learn about recessive genes

[@NotAFanOfHandles]

"White weddings cost the same price of an IHOP breakfast" Whoa, I didn't know breakfast at IHOP cost like $30,000 now. Inflation be crazy fr

[@oliviastratton2169]

You spent $30k on your wedding? Why? Are you just so rich you can throw that money around without a sweat?

[@NotAFanOfHandles]

@@oliviastratton2169 Tf? I'm not married, and if I _did_ get married, I'm just eloping off somewhere for like 50 bucks. I am not wasting what is basically the downpayment for a house on a party. I was just pointing out that the average cost for a wedding in the US is $30,000.

[@oliviastratton2169]

@@NotAFanOfHandles Seriously? I thought you were speaking from personal experience, sorry. Wow. I can't believe people are spending that much on average.

[@NotAFanOfHandles]

@@oliviastratton2169 That was my thought every single time I see it come up - I heard $50,000 is the new average now, but I haven't seen any reports confirming it yet. Either way, yikes.