Roasting Popular Fast Food Restaurants

No matter what I say in this video, I still love fast food.
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[@GarrettRabins]

huggbees is the man to roast the absolute shit out of a child halfway out the womb and feel nothing

[@equableartist2293]

@Fish World ?

[@jellyevil7163]

@@equableartist2293 he is a bot

[@timbo9644]

We should all be as lucky as that kid

[@BottleofJarritos]

"What is the baby going to do? Fall because they have the same amount of viscosity as my water and a brain so underdeveloped that my local crackhead seems like Einstein." -Huggbees to a child, probably

[@Burger-man-real]

@@BottleofJarritos 😂

[@Gunanter]

The inclusion of Wawa is ultimately the best roast as it roasts every other fast food joint for pretty much saying "A gas station has better food than something that SPECIALIZES in food" And that definitely says something

[@darthmeticulous6901]

Sounds like a hilarious review I read of a McDonald’s store where, after all the ranting about what was wrong with this one particular store, the reviewer’s last words literally were “If you’re hungry, GO TO QT!”

[@TheSkyGuy77]

Wawa is damn amazing Especially the mac n cheese + chicken fingers bowls

[@NukeBooters]

Wawa makes me proud to be from philly

[@kiph2090]

Sheetz is better 100%

[@TheDarkLasombra]

I'm surprised he included Wawa and Culver's, but not Kwik Trip. Best convenience store in America imo.

[@afrightenedsloth]

The most ironic thing about Subway is that on top of being able to go to Walmart and easily make the same sandwich for half the price, that subway is usually in that same Walmart at the door.

[@-desertpackrat]

And it's faster to buy the Walmart one. I took my friend camping and she bought all this food but then wanted subway when we got to the toen where we were camping near, so we went to Walmart and I waited in the car for like _forty five minutes_ for her to order a subway sandwich and a soda. so we could go to a campsite and unpack our three coolers worth of drinks and food and two campstoves she makes me drag along, and then sit there and eat a cold sandwich in the woods. And I don't mind Subway but like damn, she has like an addiction to spending too much money on subpar food and driving out of the way for it when we're already on our way somewhere to make dinner. The next day we went to get firewood in town and she wanted to go to KFC but instead she bought gigantic chicken tenders at the Safeway deli 😂 I wound up not even cooking anything we brought except breakfast. She says she like regularly gets up at midnight or 1 am and gots to this Whataburger that's open very late because she's so addicted to Whataburger she just wakes up craving it constantly. I can't imagine being that hooked on nasty fast food 😂 it's okay like a few times a month, not all the time.

[@mrpotatoman253]

​@@-desertpackratYou need to stage a fucking intervention for her.

[@Thepopcornisconsumingme]

As a subway fan whos tasted all the series premade sandwiches (theyre bad. just make ur own one) i never got why people always said its so expensive, i feel like everyone orders the bare minimum, like, if youre going to order a sandwich with turkey and tomato then of course ur gonna get pissed at the fact that its expensive for what it is, the jig of subway is that you can put as much veggies in there as you can cramp your big fat mouth with. I personally order almost all of the veggies because that means i can have a sandwich with all the stuff i like for like half the price if i were to buy the ingredients at walmart. Also, theres a wide variety of things in there, you can put guacamole, jalapeños, fried onions heck you can even put P e s t o s a u c e on these sandwiches. Also "Precooked microwaved chicken????" theyre precooked, ill give it that, but microwaved???, in my local subwayS they all use a neat little mini oven to toast your sandwich. Also you can basically get chips/cookie/weird patterned french fries and a soda with a sandwich for n i n e d o l l a r s. I will die in this hill.

[@goodoldcarburetors5592]

Taco Bell is not that bad. They constantly have new things every month or two. They also couple months ago added a cantina chicken menu which is a sautéed, slow roasted chicken rather than the usual grilled chicken.

[@Reddotzebra]

"A man's quest to get into smaller pants" is such comedy gold when relating to Jared Fogle.

[@destroyerkitty9434]

The double meaning there is comedy I could only dream of coming up with.

[@Wallgar]

It's sooo good, dude

[@StuffandThings_]

You roasted these better than any fast food restaurant could possibly hope to roast a chicken

[@viscountrainbows2857]

I work at a grocery store and they roast chicken raw compared to what Huggbees here is on.

[@Anomalous_Phenomenon]

Found the Colonel

[@cruelbiscuit62]

swiss chalet just gave up and started microwaving their chicken

[@calebstone6583]

Craig Culver would have a Word with you.

[@sarafontanini7051]

someone's never been to Red Rooster.

[@Neotenico]

The only thing I'll say in defense of Wendy's marketing is that whatever team manages their social media accounts actually understands zoomer culture, so it comes off more genuine than other companies that tried to insert themselves into that marketing style. They also were the first to do it, which is why I think they "get a pass," and everybody else is considered a poser.

[@joshc5613]

I mean... hard to forget about "the memer", but i guess it's still better than most other brands trying to do the "fellow kids" thing

[@janehrahan5116]

I defend it because the lewd fanart makes the entire thing worth. Wait they sell food?

[@Neotenico]

@@joshc5613 Oh, the commercial ad team is 100% all boomers. Social Media team can't have an average age over 35.

[@reesecordova5106]

Idk I thought Denny's was kinda cute and funny before Wendy's

[@wealthybone2990]

@@janehrahan5116 I mean the lewd art sells the food honestly idk how'd you forgot about the food since people draw that in the art sometimes and also the art would remind me of Wendy's but bless the artists for making wendy art.

[@Hello_World_not_taken]

Considering the fact fact that roasting McDonalds is not even a punching bag, it’s a speed bag, respect to you for actually going easy, and finding some new ways to roast em

[@Hudso455]

I think Culver's makes up for it's lack of special items with the fact that the founder Craig Culver himself just comes into stores and works the kitchen. He's a cool guy, met him once

[@K.Dre_is_Undead]

Never been to a Culver’s but it sounds a lot like Freddy’s frozen custard, they got slapping foods and cheese curds too

[@LotusLaqq]

@@K.Dre_is_Undead yeah. culvers and freddys are very similar, and also very good!

[@HungerGamesFan88]

@@K.Dre_is_Undead banger frozen custard, the burgers and curds are damn good for a fast food place, i dont eat culvers much these days and idk if ive ever had their chicken meals but my dad liked em

[@JakobLastname]

Culver's, Freddy's, and Shake Shack

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

I'd describe Culver's as the Saitama of fast-food chains; not very flashy and not that much variety in its arsenal, but the few skills it has it does really well.

[@DeltaDanner]

My dad and I always went to DQ for ice cream after school. One day the ice cream tasted really off and we didn’t finish it. We went the next day and the same deal. It was a week before we went back and we asked them if they had fixed whatever was going on. Apparently, something inside the machine broke and was leaking some oil or something into the dispenser itself. We had unknowingly ate mystery machine oil and they continued serving it for at least two days.

[@SAMM.....]

man wth 💀

[@cringage]

😋😋😋

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

Me when I drink from my car’s engine

[@ericgolightly8450]

👺💀

[@Nazgul094]

​@@megasparklegoomba6807bruh what 💀

[@mr.pavone9719]

The first time I went to Jersey Mike's, the guy making my sandwich asked me, "would you like that Mike's way?" I asked him, "Is Mike gonna eat my sandwich?" He looked genuinely confused and answered, "...No..?" I replied ,"Then I'd like it the way I ordered it." Haven't gone back since.

[@KonnerPierce-jo8cv]

FRIGGIN LEGEND

[@spud7234]

Should have filmed it so someone could make an edit out of that interaction

[@Eriugena8]

and the employee quit the next day

[@morgue502]

I harass fast food workers, therefore I am cool

[@ali_m_]

what did the guy do??? say that to the execs

[@spentspritz8046]

There's something so surgically spot on about Huggbee's thoughts on Culver's that it physically hurts The food is amazing, the selection of food is amazing, their frozen custard is amazing, but GOD they really need to branch out their menu items more; The one notable gimmick they do every fall is their pumpkin pie shake and, from what else I've seen, nothing else Oh yeah, they got rid of their sweet and sour sauce a little while ago and I haven't forgave them for it since Edit: Because this comment somehow got semi-popular I might as well extend my thoughts to a couple of other fast food joints I ate at before. Portillo's isn't necessarily "overrated" per say (At least, I think so compared to In-And-Out and Chikfila), but I assume after Insider Food's video on the cake shake, they pretty much became famous for that rather than a portion of their other foods; The hot dogs are pretty good (There are better Chicago style hot dogs out there, but for a chain restaurant they're pretty good), the onion rings and chicken strips slap hard, and the fries are fine. Quick tip for people wanting to go to Portillo's to eat: I don't recommend getting a burger, last time I had one it was like a flattened a piece of charcoal and put it on a bun with some cheese. Also Dairy Queen's food is good... Depending on the location from what I've heard. It's really isn't bad food, but the only two notable things I'd really recommend people have besides their ice cream is the chicken strip basket dinner (NOT the rotisserie-style chicken bites dinner, the strips are where it's at) and the onions rings, it's downright criminal how good DQ's country gravy is.

[@egg_addict]

the pub burger and curderburger are tasty, but they only come once a year and aren't always annual.

[@aregularperson7573]

Hi fellow Wisconsinite

[@BlueThing64]

I’ll take consistency over gimmicky meals any day

[@bobby_greene]

Their cheesecurds are terribly disappointing 😞

[@byssted]

They also offer an expanded seafood menu for Lent, I think? Though that may be because I’m from the midwest. Still, nothing that’ll knock your socks off.

[@Kingtaveun1]

As a former steak ‘n shake employee, I am very very UNHAPPY about working there, every single second feel like a eternity. I was 16 when they having me on a grill making 200 patties in less than 15 min. Not to mention how outdated the equipment is.

[@Rhewin]

The franchise around me shut down. They’ve been trying to get another franchisee for over two years. It’s now only a $10k buy in and no one will take it.

[@MarriedMule]

My local mall had a Steak 'n Shake in the early 2000s, my aunt worked there. When we went to the mall, we'd just go to the back and help her out with cooking. Good old child labor.

[@sdusb1243]

Yeah I fucking hated it. Work at a family owned lube shop now and I love it, and hopefully I'll be on the IBEW in the next few months after my interview. Come a long way from being miserable every single day. I only either there hours a day there after I got off the other shop and still wanted the place to burn down. Three hours felt like ten. I can do ten hour days at my shop and be perfectly fine, but that place.... Man. It sucked.

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Holy fucking shit thank you for your service That sounds like genuine hell

[@blu3kawaii]

I like the food well enough but hated working there. I worked drive thru and quit after about a month.

[@mashed_sb]

Eventually huggbees will officially roast every single thing until there is nothing left in this universe

[@qhu3878]

"roasting every undiscovered gelatinous life form"

[@jjj7783]

Eventually he's gonna have to roast himself

[@alpacario336]

"Roasting every roasting video I've made"

[@darkenai0045]

And then he'll start roasting different universes

[@Smackhead_central_tv_1892]

He eventually roasts you the viewer

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

As a former trucker, Wawa is the single greatest thing in the universe. When I started working local instead of OTR, and I was finally in my area, and around a bunch of Wawa's instead of the middle of Arizona or Chicagoland I was in heaven. The parking lots were large enough for me to fit the truck and trailer in, whether they had accommodation or not. You can use the bathroom, which was usually cleaner than Amazon's, if the location I was at that night was even open. I could get myself a Monster, any snacks I wanted, and if I wanted something to eat that would be less likely to send me off the NJ-DE bridge from cardiac arrest. It was awesome. Most locations would even let me get a free cup to put nuggets or pretzels or whatever so I could have a snack cup while driving. Auntie Ann's makes the best road snacks, but when that runs out in 15 minutes because you have no self control, Wawa will be there for you every 50 or so miles to keep you fat and happy. And yeah, they're all over the east coast. So as a commercial driver, it's always there. No "damn, my only options are McDonald's or Arby's... again". If I'm on a tight schedule and need to stop at a specific time, planning to stop at a Wawa was perfect. The best part is that other truckers never got hip to the game. I can only guess it's because they're not from the Delmarva and don't think they can get their rigs in there. You can get in just about anywhere if you're willing to take 25+ minutes to do it lol. But those are city driver skills. Long story short though, Wawa is just awesome. I've joined the cult. Royal Farms can take their salty *ss chicken and f*ck off. They won't let me park long enough to go to the bathroom, their food sucks, and they always think you're trying ti steal something... Yeah I'm tryin to steal and then escape in my large, speed limited vehicle, that you just took all of the information off of so you could try and get me ticketed and towed. F*ck that. Wawa for life.

[@TomboTime]

I was not expecting to learn that Colonel Sanders was a megacorp roasting Gigachad but here we are.

[@chillbro1010]

I just need people to understand that Colonel Sanders shot and killed a man in gas station in an argument about Fried Chicken. IIRC the man was a competing food vender and had gotten into many arguments with Sanders over signs they had both placed around town directing motorists to their respective gas station 'restaurants.' One day the man, Sanders, and Sanders friend got into an argument: The man and Sanders' friend got into a GUNFIGHT over GAS STATION CHICKEN. When Sanders' friend was shot he took up his friends pistol and proceeded to dome the bitch in a single shot. The courts rightfully didn't charge him with a god damned thing as it was the most cut-and-dry case of self defense they had ever witnessed. Many men have died for your rights to enjoy a greasy deep fried treat, but Sanders was one of the only ones to have KILLED for your fried chicken. He had every right to lambast the people who ruined his legacy.

[@BroskiBlast]

@@chillbro1010 i am honored to be the first one to like this comment, that was a great fact to learn today

[@IAmIn_Constant_Confusion]

@@chillbro1010 Holy shit that man was fucking based

[@hehe-k1q]

the voices grow louder

[@redherringoffshoot2341]

it's somewhat well know, by this point ngl

[@dmcdesgn2754]

No joke, I related so hard when you talked about sick days after eating Five Guys. Last winter on a snowy day, I ate a double patty bacon burger and got a large fries; It was entirely man vs. food, but I finished it. I felt so sick within the hour, and I asked my boss to go home because I thought I had COVID. I got back to my place, laid down, and slept for 21 hours straight. I was in genuine food coma from Five Guys for an additional few days.

[@caseydopp318]

@Brandon it is it's just an unnecessary ammount of food

[@caseys2698]

Literally incorrect but okay

[@Beanpolr]

@Brandon I consider it to be too much food when you're too big to get out of bed to grab more

[@Betta66]

For some reason I never had that problem. Sorry to hear that you did

[@GayKermit-._-.]

Bro had a coma after having 5 guys inside him 💀

[@KayTeeBee]

0:00 McDonald's 1:03 Burger King 1:55 Subway 2:58 Wendy's 4:18 Taco Bell 5:28 Starbucks 6:02 Chick-fil-A (PDQ is also mentioned, but not roasted) 7:08 Dunkin 7:37 Chipotle 7:52 Sonic 8:32 KFC 11:27 Arby's 12:12 Dairy Queen 12:19 Panda Express 12:32 In-N-Out 12:48 Portillo's 13:51 Popeyes 14:21 Whataburger 15:07 Five Guys 16:07 Checkers 16:51 Zaxby's / Raising Cane's / Bojangles / Church's 17:03 White Castle 17:29 A&W 18:07 Culver's 19:12 Wingstop 19:35 Steak 'n Shake 20:33 Jersey Mike's 21:04 Jimmy John's 22:02 Firehouse Subs 22:11 Wawa

[@jackdrums1714]

Huggbees is the only man I can watch against a black screen with random pics next to him and absolutely cackle

[@josephfrechette9916]

It's because he's a night owl. Just being awake while everyone else is asleep does something to you. In the day everyone is trying to act normal some time around 1am everything goes nuts. For example clerks suddenly gain permission to threaten to beat the piss out of customers. Customers offering to by stuff for drunks if they give themselves swirlys ect.

[@crapwithanopinion2919]

14:05 I worked at a Popeyes. The reason why we generally act like dick heads is because the customers are genuinely the absolute fucking worst people I’ve ever had the displeasure to deal with. One tried to HIT me after i took his card a little to fast. On my second fucking day. I can only think of one customer that I genuinely loved serving and good god I can not express how much less awful working there would have been if just a couple more people acted like him. His name is Jim and he’s easily the sweetest old guy I’ve ever met. I hope hes doing good rn. Also we get paid complete ass.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

I guess I’m in the minority of customers, cause’ I try to make all the employees lives as easy as possible when I’ve gone there. Acting like a douche to the employees is something I really DON’T appreciate someone else doing, let alone myself. Of course, this is after I worked for Taco Bell for 7 years, so I have a rough idea of the kinds of people you’ve had the misfortune of dealing with. But, seriously, tried to HIT you after you took a card just bit too quickly? Good lord, some people can be very entitled pricks.

[@JReed7560]

Fast food and retail. Two of the most thankless jobs ever.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

@@JReed7560 No lie detected. And you’d think a pandemic would change that… you’d be mistaken.

[@56justincase]

I worked in the kitchen at Popeyes, and still had awful customers to deal with. Had some white trash individuals come through the the drive through as I was walking to my car to eat some lunch. Saw them toss trash out their window right in front of me, I then picked it and asked them to “please throw this the trash next time”, and threw out there trash for them. They didn’t say anything to me, but when I got back from lunch everyone one was like “OMG WHAT DID YOU DO!?!” Come to find out they lied and said that I cursed them out and threatened their lives, and that I should be fired immediately. Thankfully everyone knew me to be very mild mannered so there was no issue. So yeah, Popeyes has good chicken and the worst clientele.

[@IndigoBellyDance]

What does it say about society that so many r complete asses to those who feed them And that we pay those who feed others So little

[@vertono6084]

As someone who’s been to A&W quite a bit I can say the only real complaint I have is that whenever you try to take a bite out of one of their burgers the opposite end of the burgers will always shoot out, get mayo on your hands, or fall on to the floor or even your lap.

[@L0VTX_H8CA]

I always liked to stop at the A&W in Collinsville, IL on my way up to Chicago and I knew I better not wear a white shirt to go in there. Messy.

[@stenh.6243]

Love me a teen burger but you are absolutely right about what a slippery sunvabich they are. Just to rub it they put it in the bag on it's side.

[@Tuxin1]

I hate that shit, the Mayo fucking sucks, in my place it’s a big deal.

[@colinmeikle7115]

As a person who's gotten food poisoning from Burger King the most out of all fast food places in my life I laughed at the Mayonnaise Emporium joke.

[@ikenosis8160]

"And a man's quest to get into smaller pants as a weight loss campaign." You, good Sir, are a comedic genius. To deliver a line of such scathing impeccable quality with such dryness is flabbergasting. Excellent video. Liked and shared.

[@trisoscel3s]

I'm sorry, I cannot like your comment. you are at 69 likes.

[@ikenosis8160]

@@trisoscel3s you are a scholar and gentleman, good sir. My deepest admiration and blessings upon your family and line forever.

[@theschnozzler]

@@ikenosis8160 when your ancestor is Shakespeare

[@ProbablyaPurplePerson]

@@theschnozzler he is legitimately the essence of his power as if it was passed down

[@autinjones7194]

Oh damn! I just now got that because of you.When he was talking about subway and mentioned Jared I was thinking how the hell could he not mention that part, but turns out he did after all XD

[@FireChicken747]

Ok I’m 17 and I love working at chick-fil-a. But the whole forcing you to say my pleasure until it is ingrained in you is 100 % true I have to watch my self to not say my pleasure if I’m not working because man it gets stuck in your head.

[@fuzzyhead878]

As a regular chick-fil-a customer we appreciate your guys food and hard work!

[@rstreet5537]

That and the whole smiling thing

[@WFly101]

@@fuzzyhead878 the food is just average microwave chicken. KFC but worse

[@fuzzyhead878]

@@rstreet5537 and the way they handle drive thrus.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

I've passed on Chik-Fil-a, both eating there and working there, on account of enough weird horror stories from former employees. Rather just grab some popeyes or KFC and call it a day - cheaper, tastes better, not creepy.

[@daxdirkse5603]

I'm genuinely so happy he talked about wawa, it's not talked about at all and it deserves more praise. Their smoothies are some of the highest quality best value beverages ever to exist and they pump out solid food in a short some of time.

[@jinxed7915]

Not talked about at all? I dunno, as someone not from the east coast, it felt like every time I'd meet an east coastie, they would suck Wawa's dick so hard that they'd raise expectations to impossible-to-meet levels. After finally visiting a Wawa, yeah it's pretty darn good and I like it and wish more gas stations were like it, but it was definitely over-hyped at the end of the day, even if just by a little bit. So yeah, I'd say that Wawa definitely isn't wanting for more praise.

[@rachaelleann9847]

I've never heard of it in 33 yrs. Ya ever heard of Pals ?

[@Grassyfields297]

Wawa is good.

[@just-a-fnf-fan]

Wawa 👍

[@hellothere6117]

@@rachaelleann9847 Wawa’s are only found on the East coast in certain states and for some reason Florida (yes Florida is on the East coast but if you look on a map, all of the states that have Wawa’s share borders and then there’s Florida)

[@pineapplequeen13]

Steak n Shake was the only fast food restaurant open any later than like 10pm in DAYTONA BEACH. You know. The city famous for vacationers, partiers, and three college campuses within walking distance of each other. You know. The exact kind of clientele that would be AWAKE AT NIGHT. But if you were up late studying, it was either you go there or the 24-hour IHOP or Waffle House. Holy crap if you thought the drive thru line was bad at your typical Steak n Shake, the drive thru line there after most other places were closed was INSANE. I genuinely feel for those poor, underpaid, overworked late night employees.

[@ajorsomething4935]

I will never forget my AP human geography teacher saying to the class that eating at sonic was like being in poverty. He said that eating a hotdog there tasted like welfare. From my limited experience with sonic, as a Wisconsinite 17 year old who had only ever seen or eaten sonic on trips to the south, I knew he had hit the nail on the head.

[@Chris__1]

When you grow up poor them hot dogs be hitting

[@Ihate_Eels]

Literally the only 2 times I've been to Sonic were both for extra large Cheesecake milkshakes. My lactose intolerant ass regrets it.

[@KevinBrevin]

Yeah i would agree similar thing my AP human teacher said about it too but from south florida is there some kind of secret Geography teacher meetings about fast food places or what

[@getdownforthemaintenance6881]

I got a milkshake from Sonic once, and it was full of little dried crumbs of milk fat. After looking it up, turns out this happens when the machine isn’t cleaned out.

[@Last_Person]

I immediately shouted in joy (internally because I’m not a psychopath) when wawa was brought up, because I knew exactly where it was going. Wawa is truly a gift to us.

[@ventgoblin330]

As a person from Philly Wawa is the greatest thing. If there was a god, he made Wawa first then everything else

[@angrytvrobot6130]

It's great. Can't even count it as a gas station either. It started as a convenience store pretty much. According to their own page they didn't start selling gas until 96.

[@thesnakefromvrchat9014]

Wawa truly is a religious experience. Some nearly everyday make the pilgrimage to the holy goose to bestow a daily tithe for strength and wellness.

[@Yoshhhhh]

Absolutely agreed, the fact that it ended off on Wawa is dope. My worst experiences with Wawa ever has been them forgetting something on my sandwich, which can literally be solved by walking back in and asking for it to be fixed, 2 minutes later you're golden. It's not the best food in the world, but it's definitely good and it's filling as well. The amount of variety they have since it's a convenience store is awesome, and it's a great way to get a quick meal without feeling like shit afterwards. Plus, at the end of the day, all my homies love the Wawa Hoagiefest fr 😎

[@RoachOverlord]

Wawa is good, but I tend to go to Sheetz more because the gas is cheaper and I can get a literal bucket of mozzarella sticks.

[@BearWasAlreadyTaken]

I'm bisexual and I can confirm that whenever I want the Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich meal, I have to put on a trenchcoat and mask to hide my identity so I don't get thrown out.

[@nikolasperez7745]

The one near me put up a thing that scans people as they go in and shock them if they're not straight.

[@HogartHughes]

so is huggbees apparently 6:08

[@subcumin7410]

When people ask me why I dont like Chick fil A, which people do often, im able to tell them that as a homosexual man that itd feel like a diservice to my community and myself to support a company that actively tries to and succeeds in making life for LGBT people harder under the guise of "religious values". In reality I dont go there because their barbecue sauce is too sweet, their nuggets are too small, their fries arent even salted, and their chicken sandwich is underwhelming and overshadowed by Popeyes

[@nikolasperez7745]

@@subcumin7410 The sandwich point is the real deal. They're just so blah compared to other places I'm just like "why is this place always packed?"

[@myguitartwerks7825]

After watching this video, I never wanted to go eat at chick-fil-a so bad.

[@sandclover]

I choose to believe Huggbees just couldn't even think of words to describe Jack in the Box, and he didn't just forget it

[@themostlocalrat]

Jack in the Box is a different fucking breed, either it’s really expensive but it’s holy or it’s even more expensive and the food is just mid

[@adderallzx6713]

Man I remember the 2 tacos for $1.49 and the value chicken sandwiches, mf breakfast jacks bro I moved to Missouri and we don't have any jack in a boxes near me 😭😭😭😭😭

[@DeezNuts-]

Ive never seen them on the east coast where i live and i never saw them in florida where hugbees is so i think thats why

[@bubsimodragon]

@@themostlocalrator the greatest food imaginable

[@GusThePrankster]

Same with Carls Jr/Hardees

[@spaghetti_circle]

I worked at McDonald's, and all I can say is that Huggbees was spot on. We aim to give you edible food, not top quality food. They depend on being the only cheap burger place around, because if people had an equal competitor (aka not burger king) McDonald's would most likely go bankrupt within a year

[@Michael-eg3rs]

also ex-Mc D's employee here. Not to mention how toxic the work environment is and they're laughable excuse for a raise. 25 cents? That ain't no raise. Thats pity change

[@WASDLeftClick]

Honestly McDonald’s should be tried for crimes against humanity by the UN for what they did to American food culture

[@spaghetti_circle]

@@Michael-eg3rs Oh absolutely. The toxicity is mostly caused by management pushing everyone into a competition with eachother vs a team. I think better management would help solve a lot. So many problems are easy enough if you have a teamwork centered model and competent management.

[@spaghetti_circle]

@@WASDLeftClick I don't know about being tried by the UN, but pressure to become a better place to work would be awesome. Plus, not having a monopoly on the fast food industry would be good.

[@richfiles]

They're not even the cheapest place anymore... It's _Overpriced_ only just edible food that can be described, at best, as mediocre. Since Hardee's/Carl's Jr recently brought back their spicy chicken (at least in my region), and added the $3 doubles to their menu, they've actually gotten competitive again.

[@trixsomethingsomething2095]

The Subway one aged amazingly when we consider the insane amount of calories in their new Footlong Cookie! LMAO

[@haleyw5677]

I have genuinely gotten almost all of my calories for a day from Starbucks once. I was having a bad episode of gastroperisis and I couldn’t keep down solid food and I just got to college so I just drank like 4 Starbucks coffees though the day and had a few crackers and that was my food for the day. Way too much sugar, but I really needed the calories cause I was loosing weight way too fast.

[@ye11owman29]

just drink protein shakes

[@haleyw5677]

@@ye11owman29 yeah that’s what I do now, but I didn’t always make the best decisions then

[@Sesameking482]

Why would you drink 4 coffee's, especially at its expense

[@haleyw5677]

@@Sesameking482 it was the first week of college so I was gonna drink that much coffee anyway. But that was the campus Starbucks and it was on my meal plan

[@untro7287]

How is this man not obese? Ive ate at like 1/2 of these places but his intimate menu knowledge is impressive, lots of regional picks shows an extensive knowledge of the field

[@koolkay_222]

He's a lil fat but its chubbiness not obesity.

[@ThatGuyRNA]

You can google the menus

[@ZoofyZoof]

He's not obese because he's not a dumbass that sits around not getting exercise. Food doesn't make you fat, your complete unwillingness to exercise and maintain fitness is what makes you fat.

[@NeoZ45]

There's this thing called exercise

[@InvadeNormandy]

CICO Your body doesn't care if you're eating 2K of kale or 2K of beef fat. It's calories. Now NUTRITION is a factor.

[@PacJohnson167]

Finding out Huggbees is bi through him roasting fast food makes too much sense.

[@Ta-m01]

Yeah

[@JaydenLikesShrek]

Lmao yeah

[@bjorn3423]

im ngl i thought he was just joking?

[@thegreatscribbles960]

Tbh I can't even tell anymore people joke around being gay so much I need somebody to just tell me

[@118halospartan]

He definitely has angry Bi energy, could be joking but I think he’s a man of integrity

[@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082]

The last time I was in a Taco Bell I actually had to let other people go ahead of me in line because I needed that much more time deciphering the menu. They used to have words and now it's just pictures.

[@Paya-hx6eu]

ikr i just have to order online

[@darthmeticulous6901]

This whole “pictures instead of words” on a menu is so stupid to me. You want smooth communication between employees and customers in drive-thru, so why design your menu so people don’t know what’s actually in the product, and therefore start asking questions, therefore running up your times. Granted, some people don’t read the menu, but I guarantee keeping a list of ingredients would at least help SOME people, so there would be less people ordering an item, then immediately asking what is in it. Then again, Americans seem to think pictures are more appealing than words. Makes me question how little imagination some of them actually have.

[@leysonmose]

"Cause their slightly snarky about it they get a pass" Yes Mr. Huggbees exactly

[@primitive7634]

I don’t eat at Chick fil A but I support their fight against these freaks taking over our world! At least some ppl still have the sack to stand up to these fkn whackadoos! Funny how a chicken place has more sack than 99% of men in this country these days!

[@asaknight321]

I love how he roasts all of them equally and uniquely roasts all of them straight to the point of what we've all been thinking

[@ye11owman29]

Whataburger used to be an B+ A- student before the new owners took it over. Before the new owners, Whataburger made consistently good food which you could always rely on being good, but nowadays since they have switched to cheaper ingredients you can rely on Whataburger being consistently "meh, it's decent I guess". The fact that they still beat out most other fast food joints despite switching to using cheaper ingredients shows how crappy other fast food joints are.

[@THATGuy5654]

I really liked Steak n' Shake's breakfast items, only for them to stop serving breakfast. Really just adds more to the impression of cutting corners.

[@franniemcintyre120]

0:00 - McDonald's 1:04 - Burger King 1:56 - Subway 2:59 - Wendy's 4:18 - Taco Bell 5:29 - Starbucks 6:03 - Chick-fil-a 7:10 - Dunkin' 7:38 - Chipotle 7:53 - Sonic 8:33 - KFC 11:27 - Arby's 12:13 - Dairy Queen 12:20 - Panda Express 12:33 - In-N-Out 12:50 - Portillo's 13:42 - Popeyes 14:22 - Whataburger 15:08 - Five Guys 16:07 - Checkers/Rally's 16:52 - Zaxby's/Church's/Bojangles/Raising Cane's 17:03 - White Castle 17:29 - A&W 18:08 - Culver's 19:13 - Wingstop 19:35 - Steak & Shake 20:34 - Jersey Mike's 21:04 - Jimmy John's 22:03 - Firehouse Subs 22:14 - Wawa

[@goober50000]

I didn't see Jack In The Box once in this list, proof that Jack's burgers are the best

[@rachaelleann9847]

@@goober50000 youve never had Pals then . You don't know what your missing out on

[@a_moth5584]

@@goober50000Exactly, I looked for Jack in the box here too.

[@flonbowe151]

@@goober50000 and or he was to scared to cause jack can snap his arms like a twig, and is JACKed

[@theserpent4495]

No cookout :(

[@AntiRep31]

“A man’s quest to get into smaller pants as a weight loss campaign!” Daaaaaaaaamn that was a platinum burnt roast right there.

[@Isakube]

I think I get the joke now

[@StalinBballin]

Absolutely brilliant hilarious line. I had to pause the video.

[@Drfreaky-kms]

Speaking of Culver’s, for some restaurants in Florida if you happen to know the owner, you might receive these little blue tokens that you can use to get a free scoop of custard. Culver’s is boring but interesting at the same time and I don’t know how they do it.

[@ye11owman29]

Culver's is like Whataburger but with less variety

[@Folfah]

i got a few from my aunt when they messed up her order. way up in michigan

[@katherineofarrogant6370]

Arby's gave my dad diabetes, and he was coping very well. The doctor was confident he may not even need medication soon. Then he had Arby's again and needed to go on trulicity.

[@gamechimp869]

nah. arbys didnt do that. your dad did it to himself.

[@katherineofarrogant6370]

@gamechimp869 I am aware, it's called a joke. You know, like this entire video.

[@therealsapdad1942]

That would be a GREAT marketing campaign for trulicity 😀

[@KhakiCube]

I have never seen a KFC interior that wasn't absolutely greasy, filthy, and disgusting to look at.

[@ye11owman29]

Or attatched to a Taco Bell

[@KhakiCube]

@@ye11owman29 I've seen plenty that aren't. Kentacohuts aren't really a thing were I live, I've never seen one attached to a Taco Bell in my state.

[@ye11owman29]

@@KhakiCube I've only seen KFC's by themselves once and that was in my hometwon in Texas. They always looked out of buisness when you passed them on the road cause there was never anybody in there

[@lordsnivyofnottingham2948]

The two that we have haven’t been updated since the ‘90s. And not even like a few towns over, which had a pretty cool-looking ‘90s Burger King and a charmingly ‘80s McDonalds; they are more “DMV grey and pale blue”.

[@martysmaps7411]

It warms my heart as a Wisconsinite that you spoke so highly of Culver's compared to everywhere else. But promotional foods wouldn't fit with the Culver's brand of grounded, mid-west, mellow, reliable, family and farmer friendly

[@v1llger192]

Bro Culvers is fricken GOAT.

[@goldiethemack3051]

Culver's is god-tier fr

[@Bgoat56]

Culver’s is literally so good

[@sergentharker7182]

Culver's fucks my dude

[@BoredOuttaMySkullBoi]

Culver's is a nightmare to work at. Don't work there if you can help it

[@2shy2guy52]

Wawa subs are unironically so good, I'm the type of person that always gets the same thing at every restaurant and I have literally only ever had one specific order from wawa my entire life, and it is consistently good.

[@LeftyPem]

As a Wisconsinite, glad to see the Culver’s nod. And the assessment is 100% accurate, EXCEPT not only haven’t they added any items, the actually dropped their jumbo burgers in the early 2000s. They were the step up from a double, and they stuck out past the edges of the bun. I’m still disappointed. Also, screw Jersey Mikes for killing their meatball sub.

[@georgebernard5783]

You're telling me Jersey Mikes USED to have a meatball sub???

[@insanospaz]

We used to do an everything sandwich ( hidden menu bs but kids would buy it) with burger+ruben+brisket+m&s+ onion garlic patty. It was something else, Rally's food coma doesn't compare to that delicious abomination.

[@evweb28]

Butter burger!!

[@Titanic19127]

Zaxby’s, Raisng cane’s and Bojangles are pretty good!

[@WolfDB]

I'd love to see this done for chain restaurants that aren't quite fast food, but you still see them everywhere. You know, your pizza chains, Applebee's, breakfast places, things like that

[@funnythief3330]

Honestly, I hope Huggbees orders pizza from Three Brothers From Italy in New Jersey. I know it sounds very skeptical but Three Brothers’s size of pizza CANNOT be beaten, and if they are, the opponent was very lucky since I’m a house hermit and never went to many places.

[@Quesoquantum]

Buc ees lol

[@corndogbark5915]

I think you’re onto something. Seeing Huggbees talk about Wood N’ Tap would honestly make my day

[@Gabri020g]

ok so here’s everything on Sonic’s menu that’s a hot food item: alright that’s the list

[@owensaurusrex570]

“Popeyes feels like the Waffle House of fast food.” I’ve never heard a more true statement.

[@PiCollector]

So I was with some friends once and we asked each other what our favorite fast food restaurant was. I was surprised that almost everyone in the room said raising cane’s. To this day I still have no idea why they all had the personality of a blank sticky note.

[@Omfgbrianna_]

It’s the sauce

[@Omfgbrianna_]

And the bread

[@darthmeticulous6901]

Yeah, the sauce is the standout, the thing everyone I’ve discussed Cane’s with has said is the best part. I admit the chicken on its own is okay, could be worse. But the sauce makes you forget that.

[@isle-unto-thyself]

The raising canes down south was so good. I moved to louisiana for a year and it was such a good year .. when I moved back up to the midwest, I was excited to hear that they were going to build a raising canes in my area. The chicken here is soggy, the bread is tasteless, but thank god the sauce is still good so I can justify eating the sad food👍

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

Cane's and Popeyes are both from Louisiana, we got a lot of good stuff down here 👍 Cane's was started as an LSU economics student's project iirc. Don't let em tell you you can't get an education in baton rouge... you just gotta sober up before classes 👍

[@tedioussugar384]

Now I want to see him roast restaurants and pizza chains instead. Trust me, Dominos deserve whatever is coming to them.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

I 100% agree, classic example of “how the mighty have fallen.”

[@BeetleJuice00]

Domino's is the best pizza chain what you mean 😂😂😂

[@darthmeticulous6901]

@@BeetleJuice00 I thought the comment originally said Pizza Hut, not Domino’s. Pizza Hut definitely deserves a roasting and is what I meant by “how the mighty have fallen.”

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

@@darthmeticulous6901 My older sister used to work at Pizza Hut. Once she saw them drop a pizza, then pick it back up and put it in the box anyways.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 As Double D would say “That’s disturbing.” Makes it more appropriate now that some people call it “Pizza Butt.”

[@forgottensoles3673]

That last picture you threw up of the nutrition facts on a milkshake was insane. My jaw dropped

[@Archgeek0]

I greatly appreciate the "Fuck you, Taco Bell" and the reasoning for it. I used to rather like Taco Bell - extremely cheap food for something not made at home, decent selection, and frequent little specialties like the fried tacquitos they used have which were great if you mixed their hottest sauce into the cheese polymer tub, or the Daredevil Grillers, which introduced me to how good ghost pepper tastes. Then in 2019, they tore nearly everything good or interesting from the menu, including my old favourite of the double-decker taco. It seems Mr. Bees is also quite displeased with that action, as well as the wildly overhyped and profoundly disappointing Nacho Fries (which when introduced I thought would be like crunchy corn friends with tasty powder on them for dipping in cheese polymer or perhaps a more interesting sauce, rather the intense boredom of slightly zesty potato fries).

[@bloxianguy778]

next up you pull up to taco bell in 2039 they wont have anything in the menu and it will just be a hangout place💀

[@Archgeek0]

@@bloxianguy778 On that day my rage will fulminate into a pillar of light which will consume the Yum Brands headquarters, leaving a only a glass crater and bad memories.

[@SamanthaLaurier]

I literally cannot even buy a beef burrito, the one thing my basic ass actually wants to buy. I have to buy a BEAN burrito and add beef for an extra charge. It's easier to just buy the ingredients and make the food myself.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

@@SamanthaLaurier I worked in the company when they got rid of the beef burrito, and I thought it was stupid back then. Glad to know I wasn’t the only one.

[@dillonmoore9810]

@@SamanthaLaurier what the actual fuck? no, seriously, what? i really dont eat TB let alone would order a plain beef burrito but that is beyond absurd. the hell do you mean that TB can't combine beef and flour tortillas to make the most simple burrito? genuine schlock if i want a burrito i invest the 40 minutes or less of time it takes to make several tasty homemade filling servings for significantly less price than the calorie-cost ratio TB offers

[@PetrolPaladin]

As a Canadian "A&W is not that popular" is pretty funny. It's actually a completely different restaurant here that just happens to share a name with the American chain and specialise in root beer. Also, they're everywhere.

[@Creativestname]

Yes I can confirm

[@honeycomblord9384]

I drove up the St. Lawrence corridor once, and jesus christ they were inescapable on the highway. It seemed like 90% of rest stops had an A&W.

[@billymercury3897]

They have the best grass fed beef imo. I always order a grandpa burger and they easily make it lettuce wrapped if you wish it to be

[@GusThePrankster]

Went on a road trip thru Canada, can confirm that they’re everywhere but they make up for it by being LEAGUES better than that piece of shit Tim Hortons.

[@Dash62g]

​@@GusThePrankster Agreed. Tims has been shoddy for years. They're owned by Burger King now.

[@OckGypsy]

Notes from a Texan at Whataburger: Until about 10 years of age, instead of ordering burgers, I ordered their chicken strips, which are much better than any chicken chain. I also once found a ring in my mom's burger. My favorite burger is the Monterey Melt burger, which is now long gone.

[@Immadeus]

Huggbees is bisexual this is now huggbees lore now

[@lilithdepression3649]

@@GeorgeBraun10 very late/ bored, but Asperger’s isn’t a relevant term anymore.

[@tonymuskrat1086]

We need a part two. There are still so many restaurants that you need to roast. From Dennys taking 3hrs for a lemonade or Craker Barrel. I want to see more roasts.

[@map04wormhole]

The lack of Krystal representation in this video bums me out as a life-long Southerner.

[@riffsix]

The only thing cracker barrel really gets wrong imo is how tacky their southern style can be. It feels very authentic, but it's tacky. They've still got my favorite pancakes on the market, and they manage to make me tolerate grits as a northener.

[@Mr.Shitpants]

And still no jack in the box

[@shoeshiner9314]

Cracker barrel sucks tbh

[@BeaACutie154]

Huggbees just casually coming out as bi in a fast food video. what a chad

[@Electroz-df4qo]

Huggbees has always been an absolute chad

[@DpLynel]

haha 69 likes 🗿🗿🗿

[@WFly101]

Being gay is not Chad.

[@BeaACutie154]

@@WFly101 more Chad than you, not that that's saying very much

[@OzoneBabyyy]

@@BeaACutie154 no, he was right

[@ShrigmaFemale]

I love how Jack in the Box got the ultimate roast by not even being mentioned lmao

[@RoachOverlord]

To be fair, he's from Florida, and they don't have Jack in the Box there. The real ultimate roast goes to Hardee's, which does exist in Florida, but he didn't mention them.

[@Lectrikfro]

@@RoachOverlord And Krystals, which is like White Castle but it's a hot shart guarantee instead of hot fart (Allegedly, I've never had problems after eating there)

[@HogartHughes]

JITB’s mascott and commercials are cool at least

[@UndiagnosedGarbage]

Oh lmao, that explains it.

[@SupersuMC]

@@RoachOverlord That explains why Braum's wasn't mentioned, either. Only those within a 6-hour drive of Oklahoma City get to experience it.

[@zombocraft2029]

Sonic's pretzel twists are really, really fucking good

[@YoutubeCommonman_Totas]

Yeah. And their corn dogs are pretty good too

[@AkaLxndon1]

i always get so happy whenever he uploads. this is real civilized content right here

[@Wyatt_James]

I'm glad that you enjoy Culver's so much. Cheese curds are far from unconventional here in Wisconsin, though. They're standard at many restaurants, grocery stores, and cheese stores. Come visit and get some same-day fresh ones sometime! They're just as good as the fried ones but in a completely different way.

[@40watt53]

you got 2 first names

[@K.Dre_is_Undead]

I remember growing up in Wisconsin and going to a dairy factory/Store and having everything dairy related

[@riffsix]

are you a shill for Big Wisconsin

[@777idkineedausername]

Everyone from Wisconsin is. It's just something we'll have to live with.

[@Wyatt_James]

I proudly shill Wisconsin. Except the rust. Never the rust.

[@Xenon_Proto]

As cringe as Wendy’s marketing is, I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad experience with the food. The fries are always crispy. The chickens always crispy. Everything’s always good enough

[@gator-aidan9839]

huggbees is the type of guy to ask wendys to roast him on social media and then hit them back with an even better roast

[@gmanbedolla]

I laughed so God damn hard with the "fuck you taco bell" Radiates "fuck you Baltimore" energy

[@eliseb.8131]

The Midwest equivalent to Wawa is Kwik Trip and honestly - I agree with the sentiment entirely. I've been working 2nd/3rd shift so long I've come to rely on it some weeks because of unexpected overtime and using off time to get sleep. They're also staffed by shockingly kind people which is not something I come to expect of any establishment anymore. If you're ever going to a Kwik Trip, get the cheesy bread. Then thank me later.

[@Slayer-Wulf]

They also have some of the best glazed donuts out there

[@thepaintingbanjo8894]

Man, how did you mess up the brand? It's QWIK Trip and it's a godsend of the Midwest. A gas station is doing something extremely right when I visiting family and one of the first things I think about is how I could really get something off the grill off local the QT, and their condiment variety is really good. Def a childhood staple.

[@eliseb.8131]

@@thepaintingbanjo8894 those are two different ones.

[@masaufuku1735]

It's not that Kwik Trip is staffed by particularly kind people - it's that they are not understaffed. When employees aren't constantly under stress due to under staffing (or other bullshit that Kwik Trip also generally avoids), they are a lot more pleasant to interact with.

[@masaufuku1735]

​@@thepaintingbanjo8894 As Elise said, Kwik Trip and Qwik Trip are two different places. Kwik Trip is primarily just in Wisconsin with a bunch of locations in Iowa (under the name Kwik Star) and Minnesota. Qwik Trip has locations in a number of states (mostly in the midwest, though not as far north as Wisconsin or Minnesota). Qwik Trip is appears to be far more heavily clustered around big cities while Kwik Trip locations are fairly well distributed throughout the region it operates in.

[@themanwiththerubyshadow]

I loved Five Guys as a kid but the prices and the grease ultimately got to my wallet and stomach respectively.

[@darthkaram1]

I too hate when grease gets in my Wallet.

[@veryrealperson3694]

@@darthkaram1 but what about the prices in your stomach

[@1waka2laka]

As far as hot food at Sonic goes I really appreciate that chicken strip meal. Everywhere else its just the strips and fries, but Sonic gives you strips, fries(or tots) some toast for sandwiching, AND an onion ring.

[@SupersuMC]

The tots are where it's at when it comes to sides.

[@gentensworld]

their toaster burger is also pretty alright, honestly. I don't go out of my way for it, but it's never let me down.

[@aurafox1]

Sonic food is very hit or miss, but honestly, a fresh Cheeseburger from Sonic that isn't overly burned or salted is really freaking good. And if you don't want to take that chance, the chicken tenders or popcorn chicken are a safe bet. I prefer them, honestly, to similar items at places like KFC or Popeyes. Of course, all of it is only as good as American fast food can be.

[@idontknowlolgivemesoemthi]

Also forgetting their mozzarella sticks.

[@koichidignitythief7429]

It's also the only place where I live that has foot long chili dogs

[@madeliner1682]

I like sonic, but instead of it being a gamble every order it's definitely one of those chains with some good locations and a lot of shitty locations.

[@aurafox1]

@Madeline R it wholly depends on who's working. Some people do it great, some people do a shitty job. Depending on location the people and their attitudes differ. That's why it's a gamble.

[@MaximusLigmus]

The Cheddar Peppers is where it's at for Sonic, it's the only thing I go there for now. Bit overpriced, but they are always cooked to order, likely because they just don't get ordered very often.

[@Pushing_Daisies]

I wouldn’t even feed Burger King to my worms

[@lukaslee7380]

Bro same

[@shuruff904]

I'd rather eat your worms than burger king

[@batatanna]

I never got this hate for bk, I guess bk here in brazil is better than mcdonalds cause here people usually prefer bk , and in my experience, yea bk's burguer sucks and is nothing compared to a real burguer, but at least they're not as bland as mc's

[@josiahfugal5407]

username checks out

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

@@shuruff904I’d rather have a tape worm than go to Burger King and even then I wouldn’t even wish for that punishment on that fucking freeloader

[@s.nifrum4580]

White Castle burgers are also sold in the frozen food section of various stores No really, I’ve bought them before. For years I didn’t even know White Castle was a restaurant. I just thought it was a frozen burger brand that specifically specialized in sliders and sliders only

[@bottlekruiser]

One day Andrew will just make a video "roasting popular meat beasts", the entirety of which will be in a kitchen

[@floridaman7838]

I know his name is Andrew but I didn't recognize that and for a second I was like who tf is Andrew LMAO

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

Andrew "Huggbees" Huggbees

[@FabreezeFresh1337]

A few additions of my own: Jack-in-the-Box: a food franchise that really knows its audience very well, stoners. From “munchie meals” to tiny tacos, it is solely designed to fool stokers into thinking they serve good food, because stoners will think anything cheese covered will automatically be the most delicious thing they’ve ever eaten. They have sad attempts at variety in teriyaki chicken bowls and salads for some unknown reason, but they have their market and they will play to it. It’s worthless to eat there sober. Carl’s Jr. (Hardee’s apparently as well idk I live on the west coast); admittedly a guilty pleasure, as they are nostalgic to me for their Chicken nuggets in the shape of a star, which I still love as a kid, but it’s middle of the road, average, And nothing really stands out. I do however remember in my youth their burgers being dry as sin and the onions being the only flavorful thing about them. They had their hay day when they had super models eating an exaggerated version of their burgers as super bowl ads or Something, but they quickly lost their luster come the turn of the decade.

[@zhiracs]

I miss JITB's mini sirloin burgers. Their onion rings, though, are the best in the game. Panko-breaded, fried to a mahogany brown, and shatter-in-your-mouth crispy.

[@moodymoosh]

Wendy's has no stores in the Netherlands because there's a different place which had already trademarked the name, and instead of swallowing their pride and operating under a different name there like so many companies do, they just refused to set up shop here

[@smoppet]

Taco Bell getting rid of the Mexican Pizza made my entire family livid LMFAO

[@shuruff904]

That's kinda sad ngl...(shit is good tho...)

[@smoppet]

@@shuruff904 My dad doesn't even eat them anymore because of diet changes and he was exasperated lol

[@Antonio-ys5zd]

They brought it back though

[@GPSjammer]

Mexican pizza is garbage

[@tyudeongis]

SAME

[@savage_dankclaw5320]

“A man’s quest to get into smaller pants” holy fckin shit

[@blackmagicbanette2820]

He's so verbose with his roasts, I want him to roast every individual member of my family.

[@rhythmickiller4604]

wendy’s: “quality is our recipe” also wendy’s: “we use old patties as chilli meat and treat our employees worse than garbage”

[@YoutubeCommonman_Totas]

I see you're also working there

[@rhythmickiller4604]

@@KZbinCommonman_Totas used to*

[@xbrthrhdx]

I worked at Panda for awhile. Most of their sauces are mainly comprised of sugar. The only thing there that isn't extremely unhealthy is the broccoli beef.

[@greatkentuckian9032]

Good to know. Because Broccoli Beef is my favorite meal there, and the Orange Chicken is in second because the sauce is good.

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

I want to see Colonel Sanders's original recipes now since it seems he really cared about making good food, also thanks for giving Arby's the credit it deserves regarding everything except their roast beef, feels like that's the only thing anyone talks about.

[@Darkshreaders]

There's a matpat food theory about the recipe

[@ethoman04]

@@Darkshreaders So it's probably incorrect and targeted towards people under 16

[@diannt9583]

I don't know if the restaurant still exists, but Colonel Sanders had one restaurant he retained down in Kentucky. Back sometime in the 70s the extended family went there (grandparents lived in Louisville KY), and that food was awesome. We even got to meet the Colonel briefly. KFC now is a pallid shadow of what it should be.

[@paowoww]

I know he opened a restaurant separate from KFC that still uses his recipe

[@pajamajohnson6051]

The recipe is actually public. The Colonel wrote that shit down, and people can make it at home. Also use MSG

[@dragoneye6652]

As someone who is not only from the Midwest, but also autistic, culvers is an instant S tier fast food joint, because they are consistently that good to the point that I'm pretty satisfied with getting the same order of a butterburger with cheese and ketchup only, a side of fries, and a small bowl of chocolate frozen custard every time I eat at one. This is one of the true hallmarks of how good any kind restaurant is for me. And while I cab understand that people might want more variety on their menu, just with how consistently good a regular order of a burger and fries, with easily the best fast food chain ice cream is what makes culvers an S tier fast food chain in my eyes, and it makes me overjoyed that so many other people sing their praises for it. Also, to tie in with the restaurant theme like you had with roasting US state iconography, a roasting video on chain restaurants would be pretty entertaining, as someone who's eaten at their fair share of chain restaurants their entire life

[@razrv3lc]

“A man’s quest to get into smaller pants” that is actual poetry holy shit

[@KrahzduulTheObliterator]

As North America's seventh favorite Bisexual, my experience is the every time I sneak a glance at a chick-fil-a establishment: the Lord smiteth me from above and I generally begin to melt. Additionally, the hierarchy of angels decend to mock my attraction to cat boys.

[@mrfrogkingg]

As a fellow bi(romantic) who has a thing for lanky crackhead boys, I will now bully you for your attraction to cat boys

[@baeber]

chick fil a is very good I really enjoy their food a lot worth it

[@KrahzduulTheObliterator]

@@baeber Yeah if you like your flesh being pulled from your bones from the Holy water they throw at you. Even if chick-fil-a has good food, I really don't want to be a patron to organizations which alienate and seek to "fix" people just becuase their genders or sexualities are inconsistent with one religion. Have you ever had chicken from a Kroger deli? -it's pretty good, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't commit acts of mass hatred.

[@thewinterprince1731]

"At a restaurant named after a brand of root beer." I will admit I might be remembering wrong, but if I am not, A&W was a restaurant first. They started selling their root beer under their brand name because people started showing up JUST for their root beer. Also what did you think of the burger? I thought it was pretty good for a fast food burger when I had one.

[@mimmikyute]

Their root beer is iconic lol. A&W also brought along the veggie burger boom when they introduced beyond meat. They were so popular I couldn’t get my hands on one for months! After that most restaurants started featuring their own veggie burgs, and even the hotel I worked at started selling beyond meat! A&W is the best imo

[@hillaryclinton2415]

A&W store root beer is still in Canada.. and tastes NOTHING like what's in the can.

[@herpderpy9445]

And that makes it even worse.

[@benjaminandresen7530]

A&W is my favorite root beer but Barq's is a close second.

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

For a hot second I thought the time bar said the video was an hour and a half and I just immediately accepted you would absolutely create an over hour long video just to roast Wendy’s

[@therealsapdad1942]

Imagine being the manager of a KFC and being roasted by the founder himself

[@thecaptain6520]

*fried

[@therealsapdad1942]

​@@thecaptain6520the colonel fries that restaurant better than they could fry the chicken

[@Stanfordscienceman]

Him being able to say “and a man’s quest to get into smaller pants as a weight loss campaign”without laughing is ass off is why I use him as a way to see if a joke is funny,it’s REALLY funny if even he takes a second to say it.

[@specs.weedle]

my only really notable memory of panda express was getting a sauce packet that expired before I was born

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

How old were you?

[@specs.weedle]

@@rynemcgriffin1752 it expired in 2003

[@frozenburrito2.087]

Colonel Sanders roasting his own restaurant is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

[@Hedrix44]

now i feel like youve set yourself up pretty well to roast every gas station now

[@SupersuMC]

If Buc-cee's doesn't make it on the list, the Texans will riot. XD

[@GODFRAUDBUDDHA]

@@SupersuMC Texan here; we will come in our Ford F-150s waving automated rifles we barely know how to use if the beautiful establishment known as buc-ees is disregarded again.

[@gamemode_cat6606]

@@GODFRAUDBUDDHA That's no gas station, that's a supermarket!

[@RoachOverlord]

Only a handful would be worth talking about. Wawa, Sheetz, Royal Farms, QuikTrip, Buc-ee's, 7-Eleven, Circle K, Kum & Go (easy target with that name). That's pretty much it. Pilot, Flying J, and Love's could be grouped together too I guess.

[@whynot-lv8dt]

If you have one near you, a good alternative to Steak & Shake is Freddy's Frozen Custard. In my experience, not only are they faster and friendlier, they have better food too, and while their shakes obviously aren't as good, their frozen custard more than makes up for it. They also have hands down the best fry sauce.

[@gamemode_cat6606]

@@debesys6306 It's basically thicker ice cream that has some egg in it.

[@rffrice]

@@debesys6306 it’s the farthest end on the frozen treat spectrum. Far on the left is ice milk (what DQ has), middle is ice cream, far right is frozen custard(kind of like ice cream but thicker due to being made with egg custard)

[@Ihate_Eels]

Heck yeah dude, they have one in Boise and I go there every single trip I make. Their fries/fry sauce is top tier

[@Dork_224]

Thank God someone mentioned Freddy's

[@wandering_user2]

WOOOO YEAAAAHHHH BABYYYYY LOVE FREDDYS SM (when I can afford it)

[@sharkblaze7483]

I personally find it funny how Hugbees didn't mention pizza places in the list, kinda once they are midiocre at best by flavor, it's one such as Domino's where you have selection of their sizes and add more topings for extra payment when you order home and their fries weather basic or with melted 'parmesan cheese' they come in boxes, rather then paper packages by Mcdonalds standards, but I'm from EU and here we have Domino's as our neighbourhood fast food place in every local head city, rep👍🏻

[@schnozbott]

I'm surprised Jack in the Box wasn't included, despite being a west-coast-only chain of (mostly) 24 hour fast food restaurants. Some of the others were regional too. Also, they're one of the most roast-able places to eat, since their burgers have always sucked, everything else on the menu is deep fried (even things that shouldn't be?). They have leaned into the night owl stoner demographic hard by specifically offering meals late at night with absurd sandwich concoctions flanked with fried tacos and half/half curly fries. Perhaps the nicest thing you can say about them is that they serve breakfast items at all hours and they're arguably better than McD/BK/Starbucks at these.

[@valerianperuser1615]

West Coast only? Shit man, we got those in East Texas and Houston. Stretches further east than you think.

[@schnozbott]

@@valerianperuser1615 I guess I never bothered to find out where the line was, I just know that there aren't any in Ohio that I know of, having lived there briefly

[@RoachOverlord]

@@schnozbott There are a handful in the Cincinnati area. There are also a few on the east coast, mostly in the Charlotte NC area. Jack is what I would call semi-national instead of regional. They stretch from coast to coast, but only in about half of the states. But unlike the regional chains he mentioned in this video, Jack doesn't have a strong cult following that hypes them up, so he's probably never thought to go to one.

[@crash.override]

Jack's sausage patties are C-grade compared to Sbux or even McD. But ♥️ breakfast-all-day.

[@schnozbott]

@@crash.override I don't do sausage, bacon always for me, but you're probably right

[@rosemulet]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT COLONEL SANDERS’ LEGENDARY ROAST OF KFC UNTIL NOW?!

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

It’s the KFC deep-state. They don’t want you to know

[@perpoll6281]

Oh god uncles huggbees is off his medication again.

[@shuruff904]

Damn that Prozac and Xanax

[@sleepyote]

When the Adderall is low in stock

[@bluecreeper6161]

I’ll be honest with you, Huggbees is the best person to watch during my night shifts

[@evandavis5223]

Fun story about Steak and Shake. I spent two of the last 3 years driving for Uber/Uber Eats. They've been famous for being one of the few 24 hour restaurants. About halfway thru 2020 every Steak and Shake in the Atlanta area started closing at night, usually around 9pm, because they couldn't hire managers to work overnight. The reason I know this is because at least 5 times I was sent to pick up an order from a store that was closed. The company managing the stores never bothered to tell Uber that they were closed, since every Uber representative I had to call to tell them that the store was closed said that it was listed as 24 hours. Uber actually threatened to disable my account because of how many times I had to call and tell them that it was closed.

[@KnucklesAndBig]

I went to Arby's like a year ago and ordered the Meat Mountain, and the 2 cashiers and manager looked at me like I'd committed a horrible crime in their presence

[@planescaped]

Arby's used to be a punchline, these days though, they're pretty good.

[@ragnarcadogan4196]

In the UK (and potentially in France) we have Leon. It is an anomaly due to the fact that it looks like a literal restaurant instead of a fast food place! There are cathedral-esque images of cherubs and Lady Victorys lining the walls like a museum and the chairs are ordered so neatly! The food there is (for what I can tell I have not eaten there a lot for quite a while) VERY well done and it is 50 per cent healthy, 10 per cent generic and 40 per cent vegetarian. However, it is also surprisingly varied and quite tasty, even if some people of what it offers I think seems to look more like fast food from Mexico or something. I would recommend talking about them Huggbees at some point.

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

I would say bring it to the US but we all know it would be shit the moment it got over here because it seems like everytime there’s a fast food chain that is larger than a few locations, the curse that is Rampant Capitalism sets in and turns it to shit. For the love of all that is good and culinary *keep it across the pond at any cost*

[@ragnarcadogan4196]

@@rynemcgriffin1752 Indeed! If Leon expands too far it may become corrupted by greed!

[@AMan-xz7tx]

@@rynemcgriffin1752 this isn't even a joke, I've had fast food abroad and let me tell you, EVERY fast food chain is better outside of the US, hell, even the US based ones are better outside the US, never eat the fast food here unless you're dying of starvation (and even then, it'll probably kill you faster)

[@purplehorseneigh]

​@@AMan-xz7tx Nah I went to France and tried Quick once and it was pretty shit lol. Especially if compared to a place like Culvers 😜

[@CrabJelly5225]

As someone who worked at Wendy’s, Wendy’s sucked. My manager broke labor laws and would also scream in our faces about ANYTHING. They had 16 year olds working 12 hour shifts and had my sister working doubles (from 6 AM to 9 PM) without a break. Any breaks we did have were limited to 15 minutes and were unpaid (if you’re working 5 hours or more you are entitled to a 15 minute PAID break in the state of VA. If you’re working over 8, you’re entitled to an unpaid 30 minute break (it’s actually mandatory!). You HAVE to take breaks in my state. Working at Wendy’s literally disabled me physically. The stress of the job and the hard toll of the physical part of it literally triggered my fibromyalgia to start and it also caused me to miscarry (stress of going back caused actual panic attacks for me and I ended up miscarrying my child) I was 19, fresh out of high school and this wasn’t in like 1992 or some shit. This was 4 years ago. I worked at Wendy’s during the pandemic. The Wendy’s I worked at had substandard hygiene practices, and had two major infestations of pets (mice and roaches) and we ALSO had issues with the fryers burning people randomly, and we had a consistently slippery floor. It didn’t matter WHAT shoes we wore. It’s like they spread grease on the floor or some shit. I tried: nonslip sneakers, nonslip boots, nonslip clogs, I tried chef’s clogs, I tried gluing tacky rubber to the bottoms of my shoes, nothing stuck. I’d be standing at the register and my feet would SLIDE OUT FROM UNDER ME. Also, I did have a major fall, I slipped and fell next to the fryer and almost grabbed it but remember like at the very last second that the fryer was HOT and I didn’t grab it. Landed flat on my back, and got someone’s berry blast lemonade or whatever tf it was up my nose and in my eyes. I had to leave work after that and ended up flying to Michigan to take care of my dad, that’s where I had my miscarriage, the week before I flew back. That’s when I quit the job. Don’t work for Wendy’s. There’s a reason it’s a revolving door of people. I was making $9.50 an hour, and working 9 to 12 hour shifts, and coming home at the end of the week with less than $200. Now I work at PetSmart, and they are hard on my body, but like, at least I can take a break or sit down when I need to, you know? Also, I get paid $15/hr now, which is WAY better than $9.50. My sister made $9.25 the ENTIRE TIME SHE WORKED AT WENDY’S. For THREE YEARS. We both work at PetSmart. We’ve also worked at Staples together (that one lasted 3 years for us both. It’s not a bad place to work (far from it. They’re almost never understaffed) but it gets very monotonous working in office supplies. I’d be answering like the same 30 questions every few hours, and the highlight of my year was Pen dude. Dude would come in looking for a specific pen EVERY YEAR, and I ended up selling him on a felt tip pen instead of a rollerball. He liked it a lot and now it’s his main pen. He was really nice and funny and I enjoyed helping him a lot. I still don’t miss that store. Now I get to infodump about animal care to unsuspecting “Pet Parents’