Roasting Popular Fast Food Restaurants

[@StuffandThings_]

You roasted these better than any fast food restaurant could possibly hope to roast a chicken

[@viscountrainbows2857]

I work at a grocery store and they roast chicken raw compared to what Huggbees here is on.

[@Anomalous_Phenomenon]

Found the Colonel

[@cruelbiscuit62]

swiss chalet just gave up and started microwaving their chicken

[@calebstone6583]

Craig Culver would have a Word with you.

[@sarafontanini7051]

someone's never been to Red Rooster.

[@GarrettRabins]

huggbees is the man to roast the absolute shit out of a child halfway out the womb and feel nothing

[@equableartist2293]

@Fish World ?

[@jellyevil7163]

@@equableartist2293 he is a bot

[@timbo9644]

We should all be as lucky as that kid

[@BottleofJarritos]

"What is the baby going to do? Fall because they have the same amount of viscosity as my water and a brain so underdeveloped that my local crackhead seems like Einstein." -Huggbees to a child, probably

[@Burger-man-real]

@@BottleofJarritos 😂

[@MissUmbra]

I want Huggbees to roast every single Smash Bros. character via emotionally roasting their fans

[@funkytime69]

every character in smash or every fighter in smash? because if it was every character in smash the video would be 10 years long

[@MissUmbra]

@@funkytime69 I was referring to the Fighters

[@messiahofthefunny8453]

Replace the image for R.O.B. with Lucifer himself.

[@wumpus976]

Good luck joking about Banjo. Grunty already did it 25 years ago.

[@fireskydiver7]

Smash Bros Sucks

[@KayTeeBee]

0:00 McDonald's 1:03 Burger King 1:55 Subway 2:58 Wendy's 4:18 Taco Bell 5:28 Starbucks 6:02 Chick-fil-A (PDQ is also mentioned, but not roasted) 7:08 Dunkin 7:37 Chipotle 7:52 Sonic 8:32 KFC 11:27 Arby's 12:12 Dairy Queen 12:19 Panda Express 12:32 In-N-Out 12:48 Portillo's 13:51 Popeyes 14:21 Whataburger 15:07 Five Guys 16:07 Checkers 16:51 Zaxby's / Raising Cane's / Bojangles / Church's 17:03 White Castle 17:29 A&W 18:07 Culver's 19:12 Wingstop 19:35 Steak 'n Shake 20:33 Jersey Mike's 21:04 Jimmy John's 22:02 Firehouse Subs 22:11 Wawa

[@ericmathis4309]

One time I asked a Popeyes employee what the difference between normal mustard and Mardi Gras Mustard was and he basically replied “…it’s willingness to show you t**s” and that sticks to me to this day

[@naomistarlight6178]

... it IS an answer...

[@oddcirumstances]

It isn't wrong

[@vaudvillevillain_]

well he aint wrong

[@ArcturusOTE]

I don't get it, is it literal or an analogy?

[@vaudvillevillain_]

@@ArcturusOTE mardi gras is basically a massive party where people get very drunk and yeah

[@Gunanter]

The inclusion of Wawa is ultimately the best roast as it roasts every other fast food joint for pretty much saying "A gas station has better food than something that SPECIALIZES in food" And that definitely says something

[@darthmeticulous6901]

Sounds like a hilarious review I read of a McDonald’s store where, after all the ranting about what was wrong with this one particular store, the reviewer’s last words literally were “If you’re hungry, GO TO QT!”

[@TheSkyGuy77]

Wawa is damn amazing Especially the mac n cheese + chicken fingers bowls

[@NukeBooters]

Wawa makes me proud to be from philly

[@kiph2090]

Sheetz is better 100%

[@TheDarkLasombra]

I'm surprised he included Wawa and Culver's, but not Kwik Trip. Best convenience store in America imo.

[@afrightenedsloth]

The most ironic thing about Subway is that on top of being able to go to Walmart and easily make the same sandwich for half the price, that subway is usually in that same Walmart at the door.

[@-desertpackrat]

And it's faster to buy the Walmart one. I took my friend camping and she bought all this food but then wanted subway when we got to the toen where we were camping near, so we went to Walmart and I waited in the car for like _forty five minutes_ for her to order a subway sandwich and a soda. so we could go to a campsite and unpack our three coolers worth of drinks and food and two campstoves she makes me drag along, and then sit there and eat a cold sandwich in the woods. And I don't mind Subway but like damn, she has like an addiction to spending too much money on subpar food and driving out of the way for it when we're already on our way somewhere to make dinner. The next day we went to get firewood in town and she wanted to go to KFC but instead she bought gigantic chicken tenders at the Safeway deli 😂 I wound up not even cooking anything we brought except breakfast. She says she like regularly gets up at midnight or 1 am and gots to this Whataburger that's open very late because she's so addicted to Whataburger she just wakes up craving it constantly. I can't imagine being that hooked on nasty fast food 😂 it's okay like a few times a month, not all the time.

[@mrpotatoman253]

​@@-desertpackratYou need to stage a fucking intervention for her.

[@Thepopcornisconsumingme]

As a subway fan whos tasted all the series premade sandwiches (theyre bad. just make ur own one) i never got why people always said its so expensive, i feel like everyone orders the bare minimum, like, if youre going to order a sandwich with turkey and tomato then of course ur gonna get pissed at the fact that its expensive for what it is, the jig of subway is that you can put as much veggies in there as you can cramp your big fat mouth with. I personally order almost all of the veggies because that means i can have a sandwich with all the stuff i like for like half the price if i were to buy the ingredients at walmart. Also, theres a wide variety of things in there, you can put guacamole, jalapeños, fried onions heck you can even put P e s t o s a u c e on these sandwiches. Also "Precooked microwaved chicken????" theyre precooked, ill give it that, but microwaved???, in my local subwayS they all use a neat little mini oven to toast your sandwich. Also you can basically get chips/cookie/weird patterned french fries and a soda with a sandwich for n i n e d o l l a r s. I will die in this hill.

[@goodoldcarburetors5592]

Taco Bell is not that bad. They constantly have new things every month or two. They also couple months ago added a cantina chicken menu which is a sautéed, slow roasted chicken rather than the usual grilled chicken.

[@Hello_World_not_taken]

Considering the fact fact that roasting McDonalds is not even a punching bag, it’s a speed bag, respect to you for actually going easy, and finding some new ways to roast em

[@Neotenico]

The only thing I'll say in defense of Wendy's marketing is that whatever team manages their social media accounts actually understands zoomer culture, so it comes off more genuine than other companies that tried to insert themselves into that marketing style. They also were the first to do it, which is why I think they "get a pass," and everybody else is considered a poser.

[@joshc5613]

I mean... hard to forget about "the memer", but i guess it's still better than most other brands trying to do the "fellow kids" thing

[@janehrahan5116]

I defend it because the lewd fanart makes the entire thing worth. Wait they sell food?

[@Neotenico]

@@joshc5613 Oh, the commercial ad team is 100% all boomers. Social Media team can't have an average age over 35.

[@reesecordova5106]

Idk I thought Denny's was kinda cute and funny before Wendy's

[@wealthybone2990]

@@janehrahan5116 I mean the lewd art sells the food honestly idk how'd you forgot about the food since people draw that in the art sometimes and also the art would remind me of Wendy's but bless the artists for making wendy art.

[@mashed_sb]

Eventually huggbees will officially roast every single thing until there is nothing left in this universe

[@qhu3878]

"roasting every undiscovered gelatinous life form"

[@jjj7783]

Eventually he's gonna have to roast himself

[@alpacario336]

"Roasting every roasting video I've made"

[@darkenai0045]

And then he'll start roasting different universes

[@Smackhead_central_tv_1892]

He eventually roasts you the viewer

[@TheNobod3]

Your roast of Burger King is the closest a Whopper has ever come to being served above room temperature

[@funnythief3330]

😂

[@TheBlackestHole]

Fr

[@cyryc]

everything from BK tastes so stale and bland

[@WFly101]

@@cyryc even their "extremely spicy ghost pepper burger" tastes like tobasco on a cold beef patty.

[@richardramirez2848]

You have to ask for fresh off the broil. Lol

[@mr.pavone9719]

The first time I went to Jersey Mike's, the guy making my sandwich asked me, "would you like that Mike's way?" I asked him, "Is Mike gonna eat my sandwich?" He looked genuinely confused and answered, "...No..?" I replied ,"Then I'd like it the way I ordered it." Haven't gone back since.

[@KonnerPierce-jo8cv]

FRIGGIN LEGEND

[@spud7234]

Should have filmed it so someone could make an edit out of that interaction

[@Eriugena8]

and the employee quit the next day

[@morgue502]

I harass fast food workers, therefore I am cool

[@ali_m_]

what did the guy do??? say that to the execs

[@TomboTime]

I was not expecting to learn that Colonel Sanders was a megacorp roasting Gigachad but here we are.

[@BroskiBlast]

@@chillbro1010 i am honored to be the first one to like this comment, that was a great fact to learn today

[@IAmIn_Constant_Confusion]

@@chillbro1010 Holy shit that man was fucking based

[@hehe-k1q]

the voices grow louder

[@redherringoffshoot2341]

it's somewhat well know, by this point ngl

[@darthmeticulous6901]

⁠@@chillbro1010 Holy hell what a tale. Makes the Colonel even more of a legend.

[@Hudso455]

I think Culver's makes up for it's lack of special items with the fact that the founder Craig Culver himself just comes into stores and works the kitchen. He's a cool guy, met him once

[@K.Dre_is_Undead]

Never been to a Culver’s but it sounds a lot like Freddy’s frozen custard, they got slapping foods and cheese curds too

[@LotusLaqq]

@@K.Dre_is_Undead yeah. culvers and freddys are very similar, and also very good!

[@HungerGamesFan00]

@@K.Dre_is_Undead banger frozen custard, the burgers and curds are damn good for a fast food place, i dont eat culvers much these days and idk if ive ever had their chicken meals but my dad liked em

[@JakobLastname]

Culver's, Freddy's, and Shake Shack

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

I'd describe Culver's as the Saitama of fast-food chains; not very flashy and not that much variety in its arsenal, but the few skills it has it does really well.

[@DeltaDanner]

My dad and I always went to DQ for ice cream after school. One day the ice cream tasted really off and we didn’t finish it. We went the next day and the same deal. It was a week before we went back and we asked them if they had fixed whatever was going on. Apparently, something inside the machine broke and was leaking some oil or something into the dispenser itself. We had unknowingly ate mystery machine oil and they continued serving it for at least two days.

[@SAMM.....]

man wth 💀

[@cringage]

😋😋😋

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

Me when I drink from my car’s engine

[@ericgolightly8450]

👺💀

[@Nazgul094]

​@@megasparklegoomba6807bruh what 💀

[@katherineofarrogant6370]

Arby's gave my dad diabetes, and he was coping very well. The doctor was confident he may not even need medication soon. Then he had Arby's again and needed to go on trulicity.

[@gamechimp869]

nah. arbys didnt do that. your dad did it to himself.

[@katherineofarrogant6370]

@gamechimp869 I am aware, it's called a joke. You know, like this entire video.

[@therealsapdad1942]

That would be a GREAT marketing campaign for trulicity 😀

[@cloudwyrms9752]

As someone who just started working at Starbucks I can confirm it feels like handing type 2 diabetes to people, the amount of syrup in some of those drinks and the amount of people who ask for MORE and are there almost every day is a tad bit terrifying

[@realleon2328]

sugar + caffeine is a hella addictive combo

[@Sean_Jaggers]

previous partner here, small peppermint mocha is all syrup and espresso until the first line, it has more sugar comparatively to the large version by volume

[@realleon2328]

@@Sean_Jaggers good christ people really should know this

[@mrbeefy604]

People take adderall fully knowing it's just brand name meth. People will do anything if they're complacent enough. Shit, I'm an example-- I smoke cigarettes :/ We as a society have alot of apathy now-a-days

[@Yugga_Bubba]

Lib

[@dmcdesgn2754]

No joke, I related so hard when you talked about sick days after eating Five Guys. Last winter on a snowy day, I ate a double patty bacon burger and got a large fries; It was entirely man vs. food, but I finished it. I felt so sick within the hour, and I asked my boss to go home because I thought I had COVID. I got back to my place, laid down, and slept for 21 hours straight. I was in genuine food coma from Five Guys for an additional few days.

[@caseydopp318]

@Brandon it is it's just an unnecessary ammount of food

[@caseys2698]

Literally incorrect but okay

[@Beanpolr]

@Brandon I consider it to be too much food when you're too big to get out of bed to grab more

[@Betta66]

For some reason I never had that problem. Sorry to hear that you did

[@GayKermit-._-.]

Bro had a coma after having 5 guys inside him 💀

[@Kingtaveun1]

As a former steak ‘n shake employee, I am very very UNHAPPY about working there, every single second feel like a eternity. I was 16 when they having me on a grill making 200 patties in less than 15 min. Not to mention how outdated the equipment is.

[@Rhewin]

The franchise around me shut down. They’ve been trying to get another franchisee for over two years. It’s now only a $10k buy in and no one will take it.

[@MarriedMule]

My local mall had a Steak 'n Shake in the early 2000s, my aunt worked there. When we went to the mall, we'd just go to the back and help her out with cooking. Good old child labor.

[@sdusb1243]

Yeah I fucking hated it. Work at a family owned lube shop now and I love it, and hopefully I'll be on the IBEW in the next few months after my interview. Come a long way from being miserable every single day. I only either there hours a day there after I got off the other shop and still wanted the place to burn down. Three hours felt like ten. I can do ten hour days at my shop and be perfectly fine, but that place.... Man. It sucked.

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Holy fucking shit thank you for your service That sounds like genuine hell

[@blu3kawaii]

I like the food well enough but hated working there. I worked drive thru and quit after about a month.

[@SHUV_IT69]

I panicked a bit when heard Huggbees quote Colonel Sanders and the quote starts “That’s too much black.”

[@jackdrums1714]

Huggbees is the only man I can watch against a black screen with random pics next to him and absolutely cackle

[@josephfrechette9916]

It's because he's a night owl. Just being awake while everyone else is asleep does something to you. In the day everyone is trying to act normal some time around 1am everything goes nuts. For example clerks suddenly gain permission to threaten to beat the piss out of customers. Customers offering to by stuff for drunks if they give themselves swirlys ect.

[@ikenosis8160]

"And a man's quest to get into smaller pants as a weight loss campaign." You, good Sir, are a comedic genius. To deliver a line of such scathing impeccable quality with such dryness is flabbergasting. Excellent video. Liked and shared.

[@trisoscel3s]

I'm sorry, I cannot like your comment. you are at 69 likes.

[@ikenosis8160]

@@trisoscel3s you are a scholar and gentleman, good sir. My deepest admiration and blessings upon your family and line forever.

[@theschnozzler]

@@ikenosis8160 when your ancestor is Shakespeare

[@ProbablyaPurplePerson]

@@theschnozzler he is legitimately the essence of his power as if it was passed down

[@autinjones7194]

Oh damn! I just now got that because of you.When he was talking about subway and mentioned Jared I was thinking how the hell could he not mention that part, but turns out he did after all XD

[@vertono6084]

As someone who’s been to A&W quite a bit I can say the only real complaint I have is that whenever you try to take a bite out of one of their burgers the opposite end of the burgers will always shoot out, get mayo on your hands, or fall on to the floor or even your lap.

[@Sir_Austin_T_Gee]

I always liked to stop at the A&W in Collinsville, IL on my way up to Chicago and I knew I better not wear a white shirt to go in there. Messy.

[@stenh.6243]

Love me a teen burger but you are absolutely right about what a slippery sunvabich they are. Just to rub it they put it in the bag on it's side.

[@Tuxin1]

I hate that shit, the Mayo fucking sucks, in my place it’s a big deal.

[@colinmeikle7115]

As a person who's gotten food poisoning from Burger King the most out of all fast food places in my life I laughed at the Mayonnaise Emporium joke.

[@spentspritz8046]

There's something so surgically spot on about Huggbee's thoughts on Culver's that it physically hurts The food is amazing, the selection of food is amazing, their frozen custard is amazing, but GOD they really need to branch out their menu items more; The one notable gimmick they do every fall is their pumpkin pie shake and, from what else I've seen, nothing else Oh yeah, they got rid of their sweet and sour sauce a little while ago and I haven't forgave them for it since Edit: Because this comment somehow got semi-popular I might as well extend my thoughts to a couple of other fast food joints I ate at before. Portillo's isn't necessarily "overrated" per say (At least, I think so compared to In-And-Out and Chikfila), but I assume after Insider Food's video on the cake shake, they pretty much became famous for that rather than a portion of their other foods; The hot dogs are pretty good (There are better Chicago style hot dogs out there, but for a chain restaurant they're pretty good), the onion rings and chicken strips slap hard, and the fries are fine. Quick tip for people wanting to go to Portillo's to eat: I don't recommend getting a burger, last time I had one it was like a flattened a piece of charcoal and put it on a bun with some cheese. Also Dairy Queen's food is good... Depending on the location from what I've heard. It's really isn't bad food, but the only two notable things I'd really recommend people have besides their ice cream is the chicken strip basket dinner (NOT the rotisserie-style chicken bites dinner, the strips are where it's at) and the onions rings, it's downright criminal how good DQ's country gravy is.

[@egg_addict]

the pub burger and curderburger are tasty, but they only come once a year and aren't always annual.

[@aregularperson7573]

Hi fellow Wisconsinite

[@BlueThing64]

I’ll take consistency over gimmicky meals any day

[@bobby_greene]

Their cheesecurds are terribly disappointing 😞

[@byssted]

They also offer an expanded seafood menu for Lent, I think? Though that may be because I’m from the midwest. Still, nothing that’ll knock your socks off.

[@daxdirkse5603]

I'm genuinely so happy he talked about wawa, it's not talked about at all and it deserves more praise. Their smoothies are some of the highest quality best value beverages ever to exist and they pump out solid food in a short some of time.

[@jinxed7915]

Not talked about at all? I dunno, as someone not from the east coast, it felt like every time I'd meet an east coastie, they would suck Wawa's dick so hard that they'd raise expectations to impossible-to-meet levels. After finally visiting a Wawa, yeah it's pretty darn good and I like it and wish more gas stations were like it, but it was definitely over-hyped at the end of the day, even if just by a little bit. So yeah, I'd say that Wawa definitely isn't wanting for more praise.

[@rachaelleann9847]

I've never heard of it in 33 yrs. Ya ever heard of Pals ?

[@Grassyfields297]

Wawa is good.

[@just-a-fnf-fan]

Wawa 👍

[@hellothere6117]

@@rachaelleann9847 Wawa’s are only found on the East coast in certain states and for some reason Florida (yes Florida is on the East coast but if you look on a map, all of the states that have Wawa’s share borders and then there’s Florida)

[@Last_Person]

I immediately shouted in joy (internally because I’m not a psychopath) when wawa was brought up, because I knew exactly where it was going. Wawa is truly a gift to us.

[@ventgoblin330]

As a person from Philly Wawa is the greatest thing. If there was a god, he made Wawa first then everything else

[@angrytvrobot6130]

It's great. Can't even count it as a gas station either. It started as a convenience store pretty much. According to their own page they didn't start selling gas until 96.

[@thesnakefromvrchat9014]

Wawa truly is a religious experience. Some nearly everyday make the pilgrimage to the holy goose to bestow a daily tithe for strength and wellness.

[@Yoshhhhh]

Absolutely agreed, the fact that it ended off on Wawa is dope. My worst experiences with Wawa ever has been them forgetting something on my sandwich, which can literally be solved by walking back in and asking for it to be fixed, 2 minutes later you're golden. It's not the best food in the world, but it's definitely good and it's filling as well. The amount of variety they have since it's a convenience store is awesome, and it's a great way to get a quick meal without feeling like shit afterwards. Plus, at the end of the day, all my homies love the Wawa Hoagiefest fr 😎

[@RoachOverlord]

Wawa is good, but I tend to go to Sheetz more because the gas is cheaper and I can get a literal bucket of mozzarella sticks.

[@Ausvwidabix2blorange]

Im so glad he mentioned Wendy’s cringe ass Twitter roasts.

[@CrazyDoodlez810]

Yeah, it serves a good reminder that brands aren’t your friends, regardless what they do on twitter

[@NateS917]

​@@CrazyDoodlez810Jesus Christ, nobody thinks Wendy's is their friend you chronically online fuck. It's just goofy tweets that don't affect your life in any way. We know company's aren't our friends, but sometimes they tweet funny things. Simple as that get over it

[@cjthecomposer02]

I'm glad he didn't roast the food, because Wendy's actually slaps

[@purplehaze2358]

Hearing Huggbees officially proclaim he's Huggbi caught me so, so off guard.

[@Torakosama]

Same, and he did it with the smoothness

[@KariIzumi1]

Lol same

[@jameswest7578]

The virtual signaling was more surprising than not caring about his sexuality….🥱

[@purplehaze2358]

@@jameswest7578 Lmfao, "virtual signaling".

[@pitiantifriz]

​@@jameswest7578ah yes "virtual signaling" a very good sophie stick hated word but did you have to use a fur saw us to know what that word meant?

[@FireChicken747]

Ok I’m 17 and I love working at chick-fil-a. But the whole forcing you to say my pleasure until it is ingrained in you is 100 % true I have to watch my self to not say my pleasure if I’m not working because man it gets stuck in your head.

[@fuzzyhead878]

As a regular chick-fil-a customer we appreciate your guys food and hard work!

[@rstreet5537]

That and the whole smiling thing

[@WFly101]

@@fuzzyhead878 the food is just average microwave chicken. KFC but worse

[@fuzzyhead878]

@@rstreet5537 and the way they handle drive thrus.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

I've passed on Chik-Fil-a, both eating there and working there, on account of enough weird horror stories from former employees. Rather just grab some popeyes or KFC and call it a day - cheaper, tastes better, not creepy.

[@timorkybalion3547]

Worked at a five guys with a gas leak behind the grill. I kept telling my manager about it and how going to clean it was a clear danger to my health and well-being. She would literally throw the fact I smoked in my face like "you can suck on a cigarette but not a little propane? Do your fucking job" that shit stuck with me

[@exMuteKid]

I mean she had a point. Unless there was a fire hazard a little propane isn’t bad for you

[@timorkybalion3547]

@xmk3267 you're right. This wasn't a little propane. Which is carcinogenic, but I smoke, so eh. It's more there's enough of a leak that you can't breathe back there. We've had someone pass out and dome themselves on the back wall

[@myshreksbox]

@@exMuteKid they have fridges in their main kitchen. If it clicks on and a little spark happens the whole place will blow up

[@HogartHughes]

@@myshreksbox that reminds me of the KFC explosion video

[@cogcog5264]

Hold this L for the future lung cancer if you smoked that much. My problem is the opposite. I'll tell my boss about an issue. She gets a work order in. Then no one comes. They marked off an issue as done because one dude came in to look at it.

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

As a former trucker, Wawa is the single greatest thing in the universe. When I started working local instead of OTR, and I was finally in my area, and around a bunch of Wawa's instead of the middle of Arizona or Chicagoland I was in heaven. The parking lots were large enough for me to fit the truck and trailer in, whether they had accommodation or not. You can use the bathroom, which was usually cleaner than Amazon's, if the location I was at that night was even open. I could get myself a Monster, any snacks I wanted, and if I wanted something to eat that would be less likely to send me off the NJ-DE bridge from cardiac arrest. It was awesome. Most locations would even let me get a free cup to put nuggets or pretzels or whatever so I could have a snack cup while driving. Auntie Ann's makes the best road snacks, but when that runs out in 15 minutes because you have no self control, Wawa will be there for you every 50 or so miles to keep you fat and happy. And yeah, they're all over the east coast. So as a commercial driver, it's always there. No "damn, my only options are McDonald's or Arby's... again". If I'm on a tight schedule and need to stop at a specific time, planning to stop at a Wawa was perfect. The best part is that other truckers never got hip to the game. I can only guess it's because they're not from the Delmarva and don't think they can get their rigs in there. You can get in just about anywhere if you're willing to take 25+ minutes to do it lol. But those are city driver skills. Long story short though, Wawa is just awesome. I've joined the cult. Royal Farms can take their salty *ss chicken and f*ck off. They won't let me park long enough to go to the bathroom, their food sucks, and they always think you're trying ti steal something... Yeah I'm tryin to steal and then escape in my large, speed limited vehicle, that you just took all of the information off of so you could try and get me ticketed and towed. F*ck that. Wawa for life.

[@untro7287]

How is this man not obese? Ive ate at like 1/2 of these places but his intimate menu knowledge is impressive, lots of regional picks shows an extensive knowledge of the field

[@koolkay_222]

He's a lil fat but its chubbiness not obesity.

[@ThatGuyRNA]

You can google the menus

[@ZoofyZoof]

He's not obese because he's not a dumbass that sits around not getting exercise. Food doesn't make you fat, your complete unwillingness to exercise and maintain fitness is what makes you fat.

[@NeoZ45]

There's this thing called exercise

[@InvadeNormandy]

CICO Your body doesn't care if you're eating 2K of kale or 2K of beef fat. It's calories. Now NUTRITION is a factor.

[@asaknight321]

I love how he roasts all of them equally and uniquely roasts all of them straight to the point of what we've all been thinking

[@ye11owman29]

Whataburger used to be an B+ A- student before the new owners took it over. Before the new owners, Whataburger made consistently good food which you could always rely on being good, but nowadays since they have switched to cheaper ingredients you can rely on Whataburger being consistently "meh, it's decent I guess". The fact that they still beat out most other fast food joints despite switching to using cheaper ingredients shows how crappy other fast food joints are.

[@sandclover]

I choose to believe Huggbees just couldn't even think of words to describe Jack in the Box, and he didn't just forget it

[@themostlocalrat]

Jack in the Box is a different fucking breed, either it’s really expensive but it’s holy or it’s even more expensive and the food is just mid

[@adderallzx6713]

Man I remember the 2 tacos for $1.49 and the value chicken sandwiches, mf breakfast jacks bro I moved to Missouri and we don't have any jack in a boxes near me 😭😭😭😭😭

[@DeezNuts-]

Ive never seen them on the east coast where i live and i never saw them in florida where hugbees is so i think thats why

[@bubsimodragon]

@@themostlocalrator the greatest food imaginable

[@GusThePrankster]

Same with Carls Jr/Hardees

[@TorosAndMakis53]

The Subway one aged amazingly when we consider the insane amount of calories in their new Footlong Cookie! LMAO

[@ajorsomething4935]

I will never forget my AP human geography teacher saying to the class that eating at sonic was like being in poverty. He said that eating a hotdog there tasted like welfare. From my limited experience with sonic, as a Wisconsinite 17 year old who had only ever seen or eaten sonic on trips to the south, I knew he had hit the nail on the head.

[@Chris__1]

When you grow up poor them hot dogs be hitting

[@Ihate_Eels]

Literally the only 2 times I've been to Sonic were both for extra large Cheesecake milkshakes. My lactose intolerant ass regrets it.

[@KevinBrevin]

Yeah i would agree similar thing my AP human teacher said about it too but from south florida is there some kind of secret Geography teacher meetings about fast food places or what

[@getdownforthemaintenance6881]

I got a milkshake from Sonic once, and it was full of little dried crumbs of milk fat. After looking it up, turns out this happens when the machine isn’t cleaned out.

[@LegacyCatalyst]

My grandfather worked on production for some of the KFC commercials during the 1970’s, and actually worked with Sanders himself. Funny story: The company knew that the colonel was going to die at some point, (he was getting old) and it would be in extremely bad taste to broadcast a commercial with the Colonel in it after he died. So, to cut costs, they decided to film two commercials at once. When Sanders was on a break, they would bring another guy on to act in his place. The Colonel, of course, shouldn’t know about this second commercial. So, my granddad was in charge of alerting the set that Sanders was returning so they could hide his replacement. Luckily, they never had to air the second commercial.

[@RadioMan2023]

Do you have the ability to get the tape for the second commercial?

[@simunator]

i interpreted that as, the colonel is immortal and is still among us

[@jlco]

@@simunator get out of my head

[@crapwithanopinion2919]

14:05 I worked at a Popeyes. The reason why we generally act like dick heads is because the customers are genuinely the absolute fucking worst people I’ve ever had the displeasure to deal with. One tried to HIT me after i took his card a little to fast. On my second fucking day. I can only think of one customer that I genuinely loved serving and good god I can not express how much less awful working there would have been if just a couple more people acted like him. His name is Jim and he’s easily the sweetest old guy I’ve ever met. I hope hes doing good rn. Also we get paid complete ass.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

I guess I’m in the minority of customers, cause’ I try to make all the employees lives as easy as possible when I’ve gone there. Acting like a douche to the employees is something I really DON’T appreciate someone else doing, let alone myself. Of course, this is after I worked for Taco Bell for 7 years, so I have a rough idea of the kinds of people you’ve had the misfortune of dealing with. But, seriously, tried to HIT you after you took a card just bit too quickly? Good lord, some people can be very entitled pricks.

[@JReed7560]

Fast food and retail. Two of the most thankless jobs ever.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

@@JReed7560 No lie detected. And you’d think a pandemic would change that… you’d be mistaken.

[@56justincase]

I worked in the kitchen at Popeyes, and still had awful customers to deal with. Had some white trash individuals come through the the drive through as I was walking to my car to eat some lunch. Saw them toss trash out their window right in front of me, I then picked it and asked them to “please throw this the trash next time”, and threw out there trash for them. They didn’t say anything to me, but when I got back from lunch everyone one was like “OMG WHAT DID YOU DO!?!” Come to find out they lied and said that I cursed them out and threatened their lives, and that I should be fired immediately. Thankfully everyone knew me to be very mild mannered so there was no issue. So yeah, Popeyes has good chicken and the worst clientele.

[@IndigoBellyDance]

What does it say about society that so many r complete asses to those who feed them And that we pay those who feed others So little

[@THATGuy5654]

I really liked Steak n' Shake's breakfast items, only for them to stop serving breakfast. Really just adds more to the impression of cutting corners.

[@PacJohnson167]

Finding out Huggbees is bi through him roasting fast food makes too much sense.

[@Ta-m01]

Yeah

[@JaydenLikesShrek]

Lmao yeah

[@bjorn3423]

im ngl i thought he was just joking?

[@thegreatscribbles960]

Tbh I can't even tell anymore people joke around being gay so much I need somebody to just tell me

[@118halospartan]

He definitely has angry Bi energy, could be joking but I think he’s a man of integrity

[@0ater]

Wawa is considered something of a church here in Pennsylvania. No matter what time of day, no matter what location, (could be in the hood or the boonies) it's almost always full of customers and everyone inside will be kind and courteous to one another, and WILL hold the door for you. The cashiers are always nice which is something that's becoming less and less common these days, everyone here just loves Wawa, and it deserves the love it gets.

[@FickleFilms]

Wawa my beloved ❤

[@DeadKaat]

All the hail the mighty Wa Empire!!!

[@Tacoz3AM]

Wawa my beloved 😍

[@ang1217sr]

I’m from Pennsylvania and I can say what the Hell kind of alternate universe are you living in and where can I find the portal to it because the times I’ve been to Wawa either: Resulted in me seeing a drug deal go on inside WITH ONE OF THE CASHIERS while it was mostly empty A 300 pound man had a stroke And a mother ended up forgetting her kid there. For four hours.

[@DeadKaat]

@@ang1217sr Thats wawa magic baby

[@haleyw5677]

I have genuinely gotten almost all of my calories for a day from Starbucks once. I was having a bad episode of gastroperisis and I couldn’t keep down solid food and I just got to college so I just drank like 4 Starbucks coffees though the day and had a few crackers and that was my food for the day. Way too much sugar, but I really needed the calories cause I was loosing weight way too fast.

[@ye11owman29]

just drink protein shakes

[@haleyw5677]

@@ye11owman29 yeah that’s what I do now, but I didn’t always make the best decisions then

[@Sesameking482]

Why would you drink 4 coffee's, especially at its expense

[@haleyw5677]

@@Sesameking482 it was the first week of college so I was gonna drink that much coffee anyway. But that was the campus Starbucks and it was on my meal plan

[@pineapplequeen13]

Steak n Shake was the only fast food restaurant open any later than like 10pm in DAYTONA BEACH. You know. The city famous for vacationers, partiers, and three college campuses within walking distance of each other. You know. The exact kind of clientele that would be AWAKE AT NIGHT. But if you were up late studying, it was either you go there or the 24-hour IHOP or Waffle House. Holy crap if you thought the drive thru line was bad at your typical Steak n Shake, the drive thru line there after most other places were closed was INSANE. I genuinely feel for those poor, underpaid, overworked late night employees.

[@leysonmose]

"Cause their slightly snarky about it they get a pass" Yes Mr. Huggbees exactly

[@primitive7634]

I don’t eat at Chick fil A but I support their fight against these freaks taking over our world! At least some ppl still have the sack to stand up to these fkn whackadoos! Funny how a chicken place has more sack than 99% of men in this country these days!

[@hkillorean6254]

Wendy's employee here. Big issue with it is how they treat us as employees. Corporate basically tries to get us to memorize an over 800 page instruction manual and if you get a single question wrong, you get your hours cut down to a fourth because they pressure your gm from it as a result. And as the grill, you get very very overworked because they have you do at minimum 4 things at a time, but then other stations can demand you to do more and you have the most closing responsibilities. Its not a great job but its the only job I could get which actually gives me full time hours as Im in uni.

[@LeoMidori]

Sounds harsh, hang in there!

[@Clancysway]

Sounds harsh, fuck that!

[@levs2751]

Sounds harsh, remain neutral and docile on the situation!

[@SpectreMkTwo]

Sounds harsh, remain disagreeable and hostile on the situation

[@want-diversecontent3887]

Sounds harsh, but I'm not involved, so I don't care!

[@SunFlower-wi5xr]

As someone who worked at Taco Bell for almost a year, everything said about Taco Bell in this video is 100% accurate

[@darthmeticulous6901]

I did it for 7 years. I witnessed that “menu purge” in 2019 and left last year. Probably the best decision I’ve made so far. Sadly. they’re only going to get cheaper until someone finally takes enough of their profits to force them to try harder as HuggBees said. Sad really, from what I understand, they used to be a rather authentic Tex-Mex restaurant. But greed destroyed that and turned them into boring, overpriced slop. The worst part is so much of it, especially what they’ve kept, can be easily made at home for less money. Why would I waste around $13 for four Chili Cheese Burritos there, when I can make those same for, using REAL chili and adding Chili Cheese Fritos, for less than HALF that cost? Also, my method tastes 10 times better. A Taco 12pk? They charge $15 in my area for that, I’ve made the same 12 for $6-$8 at home and they tasted 5 times better. I successfully recreated the Beefy Crunch Burritos (around $5 I estimate to make four of them instead of the $9-$10 they would charge nowadays) and I’m pretty sure I can make those $5 quesadillas for half that amount. I’ve realized over the last decade how much of a ripoff TB is. They’re like the Subway of Tex-Mex… overpriced and pointless. Kind of embarassing how much money they still make these days after learning all of this.

[@rickylaflour9294]

Fuck taco bell I want my frito burrito back

[@darthmeticulous6901]

@@rickylaflour9294 Yep, gonna have to agree that getting rid of that item was one of the dumbest things they did in those 7 years.

[@hankstrickland5011]

Beefy frito burrito was fun to order also

[@HungerGamesFan00]

the food my coworkers bring in is way higher quality than the food we sell. fuckin... leftovers or whatever, brought in and reheated by putting in the heater cabinet, or just put into the lil plastic bags you put the cinnamon twists into and put those on the shelves in back, n dropped into the deep fryer for a few seconds. even with the potential for plastic leeched into the corn husks, their tamales are damn good compared to the fast food we gotta sell to people. dgmw, the food on the menu televisions are good enough, but i have to imagine even just a a chipotle melt is gonna come in at like a quarter of your daily recommended sodium intake and you know that four of either isnt gonna fill you up for the day

[@forgottensoles3673]

That last picture you threw up of the nutrition facts on a milkshake was insane. My jaw dropped

[@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082]

The last time I was in a Taco Bell I actually had to let other people go ahead of me in line because I needed that much more time deciphering the menu. They used to have words and now it's just pictures.

[@Paya-hx6eu]

ikr i just have to order online

[@darthmeticulous6901]

This whole “pictures instead of words” on a menu is so stupid to me. You want smooth communication between employees and customers in drive-thru, so why design your menu so people don’t know what’s actually in the product, and therefore start asking questions, therefore running up your times. Granted, some people don’t read the menu, but I guarantee keeping a list of ingredients would at least help SOME people, so there would be less people ordering an item, then immediately asking what is in it. Then again, Americans seem to think pictures are more appealing than words. Makes me question how little imagination some of them actually have.

[@spaghetti_circle]

I worked at McDonald's, and all I can say is that Huggbees was spot on. We aim to give you edible food, not top quality food. They depend on being the only cheap burger place around, because if people had an equal competitor (aka not burger king) McDonald's would most likely go bankrupt within a year

[@M1chael42O1]

also ex-Mc D's employee here. Not to mention how toxic the work environment is and they're laughable excuse for a raise. 25 cents? That ain't no raise. Thats pity change

[@WASDLeftClick]

Honestly McDonald’s should be tried for crimes against humanity by the UN for what they did to American food culture

[@spaghetti_circle]

@@M1chael42O1 Oh absolutely. The toxicity is mostly caused by management pushing everyone into a competition with eachother vs a team. I think better management would help solve a lot. So many problems are easy enough if you have a teamwork centered model and competent management.

[@spaghetti_circle]

@@WASDLeftClick I don't know about being tried by the UN, but pressure to become a better place to work would be awesome. Plus, not having a monopoly on the fast food industry would be good.

[@richfiles]

They're not even the cheapest place anymore... It's _Overpriced_ only just edible food that can be described, at best, as mediocre. Since Hardee's/Carl's Jr recently brought back their spicy chicken (at least in my region), and added the $3 doubles to their menu, they've actually gotten competitive again.

[@Reddotzebra]

"A man's quest to get into smaller pants" is such comedy gold when relating to Jared Fogle.

[@destroyerkitty9434]

The double meaning there is comedy I could only dream of coming up with.

[@Wallgar]

It's sooo good, dude

[@2shy2guy52]

Wawa subs are unironically so good, I'm the type of person that always gets the same thing at every restaurant and I have literally only ever had one specific order from wawa my entire life, and it is consistently good.

[@BearWasAlreadyTaken]

I'm bisexual and I can confirm that whenever I want the Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich meal, I have to put on a trenchcoat and mask to hide my identity so I don't get thrown out.

[@nikolasperez7745]

The one near me put up a thing that scans people as they go in and shock them if they're not straight.

[@HogartHughes]

so is huggbees apparently 6:08

[@subcumin7410]

When people ask me why I dont like Chick fil A, which people do often, im able to tell them that as a homosexual man that itd feel like a diservice to my community and myself to support a company that actively tries to and succeeds in making life for LGBT people harder under the guise of "religious values". In reality I dont go there because their barbecue sauce is too sweet, their nuggets are too small, their fries arent even salted, and their chicken sandwich is underwhelming and overshadowed by Popeyes

[@nikolasperez7745]

@@subcumin7410 The sandwich point is the real deal. They're just so blah compared to other places I'm just like "why is this place always packed?"

[@myguitartwerks7825]

After watching this video, I never wanted to go eat at chick-fil-a so bad.

[@AntiRep31]

“A man’s quest to get into smaller pants as a weight loss campaign!” Daaaaaaaaamn that was a platinum burnt roast right there.

[@Isakube]

I think I get the joke now

[@StalinBballin]

Absolutely brilliant hilarious line. I had to pause the video.

[@franniemcintyre120]

0:00 - McDonald's 1:04 - Burger King 1:56 - Subway 2:59 - Wendy's 4:18 - Taco Bell 5:29 - Starbucks 6:03 - Chick-fil-a 7:10 - Dunkin' 7:38 - Chipotle 7:53 - Sonic 8:33 - KFC 11:27 - Arby's 12:13 - Dairy Queen 12:20 - Panda Express 12:33 - In-N-Out 12:50 - Portillo's 13:42 - Popeyes 14:22 - Whataburger 15:08 - Five Guys 16:07 - Checkers/Rally's 16:52 - Zaxby's/Church's/Bojangles/Raising Cane's 17:03 - White Castle 17:29 - A&W 18:08 - Culver's 19:13 - Wingstop 19:35 - Steak & Shake 20:34 - Jersey Mike's 21:04 - Jimmy John's 22:03 - Firehouse Subs 22:14 - Wawa

[@goober50000]

I didn't see Jack In The Box once in this list, proof that Jack's burgers are the best

[@rachaelleann9847]

@@goober50000 youve never had Pals then . You don't know what your missing out on

[@a_moth5584]

@@goober50000Exactly, I looked for Jack in the box here too.

[@flonbowe151]

@@goober50000 and or he was to scared to cause jack can snap his arms like a twig, and is JACKed

[@theserpent4495]

No cookout :(

[@OckGypsy]

Notes from a Texan at Whataburger: Until about 10 years of age, instead of ordering burgers, I ordered their chicken strips, which are much better than any chicken chain. I also once found a ring in my mom's burger. My favorite burger is the Monterey Melt burger, which is now long gone.

[@KhakiCube]

I have never seen a KFC interior that wasn't absolutely greasy, filthy, and disgusting to look at.

[@ye11owman29]

Or attatched to a Taco Bell

[@KhakiCube]

@@ye11owman29 I've seen plenty that aren't. Kentacohuts aren't really a thing were I live, I've never seen one attached to a Taco Bell in my state.

[@ye11owman29]

@@KhakiCube I've only seen KFC's by themselves once and that was in my hometwon in Texas. They always looked out of buisness when you passed them on the road cause there was never anybody in there

[@lordsnivyofnottingham2948]

The two that we have haven’t been updated since the ‘90s. And not even like a few towns over, which had a pretty cool-looking ‘90s Burger King and a charmingly ‘80s McDonalds; they are more “DMV grey and pale blue”.

[@punbug4721]

I have once, but it was new. But it's also part of this new wave of corporate architecture that all looks bland and the same, so there's that.

[@tedioussugar384]

Now I want to see him roast restaurants and pizza chains instead. Trust me, Dominos deserve whatever is coming to them.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

I 100% agree, classic example of “how the mighty have fallen.”

[@BeetleJuice00]

Domino's is the best pizza chain what you mean 😂😂😂

[@darthmeticulous6901]

@@BeetleJuice00 I thought the comment originally said Pizza Hut, not Domino’s. Pizza Hut definitely deserves a roasting and is what I meant by “how the mighty have fallen.”

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

@@darthmeticulous6901 My older sister used to work at Pizza Hut. Once she saw them drop a pizza, then pick it back up and put it in the box anyways.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 As Double D would say “That’s disturbing.” Makes it more appropriate now that some people call it “Pizza Butt.”

[@joshuadunford3171]

0:01 McDonald’s 1:06 Burger King 1:57 Subway 3:01 Wendy’s 4:19 Taco Bell 5:30 Starbucks 6:04 Chick-Fil-A 7:11 Dunkin’ Doughnuts 7:37 Chipotle 7:55 Sonic 8:34 KFC 11:29 Arby’s 12:14 DQ 12:21 Panda Express 12:34 In-N-out 12:50 Portillo’s 13:43 Popeyes 14:23 Whataburger 15:08 Five Guys 16:08 Checkers 16:53 Zaby’s Cane’s Bojangles, Church’s Chicken 17:04 White Castle 17:30 A&W all American food 18:09 Culver’s 19:14 Wing Stop 19:36 Steam n Shake 20:34 Jersey Mikes 21:05 Jimmy John’s 22:04 Firehouse Subs 22:14 Wawa

[@stubdteauzgautugaux]

If Wawa is on the list, Royal Farms deserves a spot too

[@Antonio-ys5zd]

Why aren't places like Pizza Hut not on the list too? It takes just as long as if it were a drive thru

[@isaim3561]

Damn no Carl's Jr

[@aperson1092]

So what you’re saying is that Bojangles is unroastable

[@joshuadunford3171]

@@aperson1092 16:53

[@OtakuDeCarnitas109]

Hey, maybe you should do a roast of the many diner styled and "fancy" restaurant chains, like Denny's, Red Lobster or Olive Garden

[@WolfDB]

I'd love to see this done for chain restaurants that aren't quite fast food, but you still see them everywhere. You know, your pizza chains, Applebee's, breakfast places, things like that

[@funnythief3330]

Honestly, I hope Huggbees orders pizza from Three Brothers From Italy in New Jersey. I know it sounds very skeptical but Three Brothers’s size of pizza CANNOT be beaten, and if they are, the opponent was very lucky since I’m a house hermit and never went to many places.

[@Quesoquantum]

Buc ees lol

[@corndogbark5915]

I think you’re onto something. Seeing Huggbees talk about Wood N’ Tap would honestly make my day

[@tonymuskrat1086]

We need a part two. There are still so many restaurants that you need to roast. From Dennys taking 3hrs for a lemonade or Craker Barrel. I want to see more roasts.

[@map04wormhole]

The lack of Krystal representation in this video bums me out as a life-long Southerner.

[@riffsix]

The only thing cracker barrel really gets wrong imo is how tacky their southern style can be. It feels very authentic, but it's tacky. They've still got my favorite pancakes on the market, and they manage to make me tolerate grits as a northener.

[@Mr.Shitpants]

And still no jack in the box

[@shoeshiner9314]

Cracker barrel sucks tbh

[@gvwwb6259]

Did… did he just come out? In order to roast chick-fil-a? Damn

[@benrasjid]

He's goated for that reason alone

[@greenishpiss3588]

Was gonna make a comment like this but you did a much better job.

[@GayKermit-._-.]

@MaggySpace fatherless pfp, but true nonetheless.

[@moonl1314]

@maggyspace7319 this is severely amusing of a reply

[@themanwiththerubyshadow]

I loved Five Guys as a kid but the prices and the grease ultimately got to my wallet and stomach respectively.

[@darthkaram1]

I too hate when grease gets in my Wallet.

[@veryrealperson3694]

@@darthkaram1 but what about the prices in your stomach

[@punbug4721]

@@veryrealperson3694 That's called the American medical system 💀

[@Wyatt_James]

I'm glad that you enjoy Culver's so much. Cheese curds are far from unconventional here in Wisconsin, though. They're standard at many restaurants, grocery stores, and cheese stores. Come visit and get some same-day fresh ones sometime! They're just as good as the fried ones but in a completely different way.

[@40watt53]

you got 2 first names

[@K.Dre_is_Undead]

I remember growing up in Wisconsin and going to a dairy factory/Store and having everything dairy related

[@riffsix]

are you a shill for Big Wisconsin

[@777idkineedausername]

Everyone from Wisconsin is. It's just something we'll have to live with.

[@Wyatt_James]

I proudly shill Wisconsin. Except the rust. Never the rust.

[@Drfreaky-kms]

Speaking of Culver’s, for some restaurants in Florida if you happen to know the owner, you might receive these little blue tokens that you can use to get a free scoop of custard. Culver’s is boring but interesting at the same time and I don’t know how they do it.

[@ye11owman29]

Culver's is like Whataburger but with less variety

[@Folfah]

i got a few from my aunt when they messed up her order. way up in michigan

[@martysmaps7411]

It warms my heart as a Wisconsinite that you spoke so highly of Culver's compared to everywhere else. But promotional foods wouldn't fit with the Culver's brand of grounded, mid-west, mellow, reliable, family and farmer friendly

[@v1llger192]

Bro Culvers is fricken GOAT.

[@goldiethemack3051]

Culver's is god-tier fr

[@Bgoat56]

Culver’s is literally so good

[@sergentharker7182]

Culver's fucks my dude

[@BoredOuttaMySkullBoi]

Culver's is a nightmare to work at. Don't work there if you can help it

[@s.nifrum4580]

White Castle burgers are also sold in the frozen food section of various stores No really, I’ve bought them before. For years I didn’t even know White Castle was a restaurant. I just thought it was a frozen burger brand that specifically specialized in sliders and sliders only

[@AkaLxndon1]

i always get so happy whenever he uploads. this is real civilized content right here

[@PiCollector]

So I was with some friends once and we asked each other what our favorite fast food restaurant was. I was surprised that almost everyone in the room said raising cane’s. To this day I still have no idea why they all had the personality of a blank sticky note.

[@Omfgbrianna_]

It’s the sauce

[@Omfgbrianna_]

And the bread

[@darthmeticulous6901]

Yeah, the sauce is the standout, the thing everyone I’ve discussed Cane’s with has said is the best part. I admit the chicken on its own is okay, could be worse. But the sauce makes you forget that.

[@isle-unto-thyself]

The raising canes down south was so good. I moved to louisiana for a year and it was such a good year .. when I moved back up to the midwest, I was excited to hear that they were going to build a raising canes in my area. The chicken here is soggy, the bread is tasteless, but thank god the sauce is still good so I can justify eating the sad food👍

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

Cane's and Popeyes are both from Louisiana, we got a lot of good stuff down here 👍 Cane's was started as an LSU economics student's project iirc. Don't let em tell you you can't get an education in baton rouge... you just gotta sober up before classes 👍

[@owensaurusrex570]

“Popeyes feels like the Waffle House of fast food.” I’ve never heard a more true statement.

[@Xenon_Proto]

As cringe as Wendy’s marketing is, I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad experience with the food. The fries are always crispy. The chickens always crispy. Everything’s always good enough

[@BeaACutie154]

Huggbees just casually coming out as bi in a fast food video. what a chad

[@Electroz-df4qo]

Huggbees has always been an absolute chad

[@DpLynel]

haha 69 likes 🗿🗿🗿

[@WFly101]

Being gay is not Chad.

[@BeaACutie154]

@@WFly101 more Chad than you, not that that's saying very much

[@OzoneBabyyy]

@@BeaACutie154 no, he was right

[@Archgeek0]

I greatly appreciate the "Fuck you, Taco Bell" and the reasoning for it. I used to rather like Taco Bell - extremely cheap food for something not made at home, decent selection, and frequent little specialties like the fried tacquitos they used have which were great if you mixed their hottest sauce into the cheese polymer tub, or the Daredevil Grillers, which introduced me to how good ghost pepper tastes. Then in 2019, they tore nearly everything good or interesting from the menu, including my old favourite of the double-decker taco. It seems Mr. Bees is also quite displeased with that action, as well as the wildly overhyped and profoundly disappointing Nacho Fries (which when introduced I thought would be like crunchy corn friends with tasty powder on them for dipping in cheese polymer or perhaps a more interesting sauce, rather the intense boredom of slightly zesty potato fries).

[@bloxianguy778]

next up you pull up to taco bell in 2039 they wont have anything in the menu and it will just be a hangout place💀

[@Archgeek0]

@@bloxianguy778 On that day my rage will fulminate into a pillar of light which will consume the Yum Brands headquarters, leaving a only a glass crater and bad memories.

[@SamanthaLaurier]

I literally cannot even buy a beef burrito, the one thing my basic ass actually wants to buy. I have to buy a BEAN burrito and add beef for an extra charge. It's easier to just buy the ingredients and make the food myself.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

@@SamanthaLaurier I worked in the company when they got rid of the beef burrito, and I thought it was stupid back then. Glad to know I wasn’t the only one.

[@dillonmoore9810]

@@SamanthaLaurier what the actual fuck? no, seriously, what? i really dont eat TB let alone would order a plain beef burrito but that is beyond absurd. the hell do you mean that TB can't combine beef and flour tortillas to make the most simple burrito? genuine schlock if i want a burrito i invest the 40 minutes or less of time it takes to make several tasty homemade filling servings for significantly less price than the calorie-cost ratio TB offers

[@bottlekruiser]

One day Andrew will just make a video "roasting popular meat beasts", the entirety of which will be in a kitchen

[@floridaman7838]

I know his name is Andrew but I didn't recognize that and for a second I was like who tf is Andrew LMAO

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

Andrew "Huggbees" Huggbees

[@YoutubeCommonman_Totas]

I go to Culver's specifically for the root beer. Some genuine fantastic stuff

[@Pushing_Daisies]

I wouldn’t even feed Burger King to my worms

[@lukaslee7380]

Bro same

[@shuruff904]

I'd rather eat your worms than burger king

[@batatanna]

I never got this hate for bk, I guess bk here in brazil is better than mcdonalds cause here people usually prefer bk , and in my experience, yea bk's burguer sucks and is nothing compared to a real burguer, but at least they're not as bland as mc's

[@josiahfugal5407]

username checks out

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

@@shuruff904I’d rather have a tape worm than go to Burger King and even then I wouldn’t even wish for that punishment on that fucking freeloader

[@PetrolPaladin]

As a Canadian "A&W is not that popular" is pretty funny. It's actually a completely different restaurant here that just happens to share a name with the American chain and specialise in root beer. Also, they're everywhere.

[@Creativestname]

Yes I can confirm

[@honeycomblord9384]

I drove up the St. Lawrence corridor once, and jesus christ they were inescapable on the highway. It seemed like 90% of rest stops had an A&W.

[@billymercury3897]

They have the best grass fed beef imo. I always order a grandpa burger and they easily make it lettuce wrapped if you wish it to be

[@GusThePrankster]

Went on a road trip thru Canada, can confirm that they’re everywhere but they make up for it by being LEAGUES better than that piece of shit Tim Hortons.

[@Dash62g]

​@@GusThePrankster Agreed. Tims has been shoddy for years. They're owned by Burger King now.

[@legoprince64]

10:50 Damn, Colonel Sanders made Gordon Ramsay look like an angry toddler.

[@armchairgeneralissimo]

I suppose some asshole mega corporation using your face to sell shit and not paying you a penny to do so would make most people slightly pissed.

[@No.1RatedSalesman]

That sums up Gordon pretty accurately

[@nicholasrockstroh6920]

That In-N-Out Burger burn was perfect. 10/10, audibly screamed with delight upon hearing it.

[@KiyoshiroClips]

i love the part where he explains just how unforgiving Colonel is when he roasted his own company, and tbf they ruined it so they deserve the roast

[@Techy404]

even better, they seem to be ruining it further!

[@punbug4721]

I had no idea the Colonel had said all that. That's actually crazy.

[@Immadeus]

Huggbees is bisexual this is now huggbees lore now

[@lilithdepression3649]

@@GeorgeBraun10 very late/ bored, but Asperger’s isn’t a relevant term anymore.

[@Czak05IsMe]

I refuse to believe it took 3 employees to put root beer in a cup of ice cream

[@chrisjt86]

Idk, I once went to a bar and ordered a basic margarita. They needed a recipe to make it and they still did it wrong.

[@cannon9009]

"McDonalds is the master of brand marketing" being said almost a year before the Grimace Shake incidents is amazing

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

For a hot second I thought the time bar said the video was an hour and a half and I just immediately accepted you would absolutely create an over hour long video just to roast Wendy’s

[@xpastelxbloodx]

Shoutouts to Huggbees for casually coming out as bisexual for a small segment in his video about ranking fast food, what an icon

[@genghisn7]

Because he doesn't need to come out ever. He's got the right idea. People should just stop assuming everyone’s straight.

[@GUNUFofficial]

​@@genghisn7 yeah, like I'm coming out as a murderous pstchopath do not cross me i will murder you.

[@dw1n3]

@@genghisn7 coming out is an inevitable part of being LGBT, it's not something bad or dirty, sure, it sucks that it has to be a thing, but covering it up and pretending it's not something all LGBT people have to do at some point does more harm than good. (And before y'all rip my head off, I am also bi)

[@genghisn7]

@@dw1n3 It doesn’t have to be a thing. You can just show up with a boyfriend/girlfriend at some point.

[@dw1n3]

@@genghisn7 Not all LGBT people are interested in dating, even if, it's much more comfortable to some people to be their most authentic selves up-front.

[@LeftyPem]

As a Wisconsinite, glad to see the Culver’s nod. And the assessment is 100% accurate, EXCEPT not only haven’t they added any items, the actually dropped their jumbo burgers in the early 2000s. They were the step up from a double, and they stuck out past the edges of the bun. I’m still disappointed. Also, screw Jersey Mikes for killing their meatball sub.

[@georgebernard5783]

You're telling me Jersey Mikes USED to have a meatball sub???

[@insanospaz]

We used to do an everything sandwich ( hidden menu bs but kids would buy it) with burger+ruben+brisket+m&s+ onion garlic patty. It was something else, Rally's food coma doesn't compare to that delicious abomination.

[@evweb28]

Butter burger!!

[@Titanic19127]

Zaxby’s, Raisng cane’s and Bojangles are pretty good!

[@tigerspruce8580]

Used to work at a Canes, and honestly, I think I laughed the hardest at your roast for that.

[@gator-aidan9839]

huggbees is the type of guy to ask wendys to roast him on social media and then hit them back with an even better roast

[@1waka2laka]

As far as hot food at Sonic goes I really appreciate that chicken strip meal. Everywhere else its just the strips and fries, but Sonic gives you strips, fries(or tots) some toast for sandwiching, AND an onion ring.

[@SupersuMC]

The tots are where it's at when it comes to sides.

[@gentensworld]

their toaster burger is also pretty alright, honestly. I don't go out of my way for it, but it's never let me down.

[@gmanbedolla]

I laughed so God damn hard with the "fuck you taco bell" Radiates "fuck you Baltimore" energy

[@LinksBetweenDrinks]

This didn't age well in just over a year. Huggbees over here saying McDonald's isnt bad considering what you pay for it when a Big Mac's breaking 18 bucks in some places. 😂

[@BunniVtuber]

I used to work at a Whataburger and I gotta say, that's insanely accurate. I will give them one thing though, at least for the one I worked at. They are VERY strict when it comes to food safety and cleanliness. If nothing else, I know I won't get sick from eating there.

[@Noodles207]

I gotta congratulate the people at the whataburger near me on their Chili cheeseburger. It’s good AF.

[@Doubie.]

Almost all fast food chains are strict with food safety especially because you only get extra health department inspections for being lax if a 5 star restaurant gets hit the get 2 extra inspections a year for awhile if a chain gets hit you multiply that number by the number of restaurants then add one inspection for every not A rating they get so someone like chick fil a gets tens of thousands of extra random inspections

[@renorhino]

Bro the whataburgers near me all have a “pickle bucket” that’s just a Lowe’s bucket filled to the absolute brim with pre sliced pickles and it sits on the kitchen ground all day and night. I’m glad you have clean locations near you but the ones near me are 🤮🤮🤮

[@BunniVtuber]

@@renorhino The bucket was real but it wasn't an old lowes one it was basically something youd get at like costco or something. but we kept everythingverything of ours a minimum of like 9 inches off the floor. sorry yours arent clean tho homie

[@SewardWriter]

Alas, the one near me can't get orders right to save their lives.

[@savage_dankclaw5320]

“A man’s quest to get into smaller pants” holy fckin shit

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

I want to see Colonel Sanders's original recipes now since it seems he really cared about making good food, also thanks for giving Arby's the credit it deserves regarding everything except their roast beef, feels like that's the only thing anyone talks about.

[@Darkshreaders]

There's a matpat food theory about the recipe

[@ethoman04]

@@Darkshreaders So it's probably incorrect and targeted towards people under 16

[@diannt9583]

I don't know if the restaurant still exists, but Colonel Sanders had one restaurant he retained down in Kentucky. Back sometime in the 70s the extended family went there (grandparents lived in Louisville KY), and that food was awesome. We even got to meet the Colonel briefly. KFC now is a pallid shadow of what it should be.

[@paowoww]

I know he opened a restaurant separate from KFC that still uses his recipe

[@pajamajohnson6051]

The recipe is actually public. The Colonel wrote that shit down, and people can make it at home. Also use MSG

[@krimsonklaww611]

Every KFC office needs those Colonel Sanders quotes framed, so they can always remember how not to make wallpaper paste.

[@Hedrix44]

now i feel like youve set yourself up pretty well to roast every gas station now

[@SupersuMC]

If Buc-cee's doesn't make it on the list, the Texans will riot. XD

[@GODFRAUDBUDDHA]

@@SupersuMC Texan here; we will come in our Ford F-150s waving automated rifles we barely know how to use if the beautiful establishment known as buc-ees is disregarded again.

[@gamemode_cat6606]

@@GODFRAUDBUDDHA That's no gas station, that's a supermarket!

[@RoachOverlord]

Only a handful would be worth talking about. Wawa, Sheetz, Royal Farms, QuikTrip, Buc-ee's, 7-Eleven, Circle K, Kum & Go (easy target with that name). That's pretty much it. Pilot, Flying J, and Love's could be grouped together too I guess.

[@smoppet]

Taco Bell getting rid of the Mexican Pizza made my entire family livid LMFAO

[@shuruff904]

That's kinda sad ngl...(shit is good tho...)

[@smoppet]

@@shuruff904 My dad doesn't even eat them anymore because of diet changes and he was exasperated lol

[@Antonio-ys5zd]

They brought it back though

[@GPSjammer]

Mexican pizza is garbage

[@tyudeongis]

SAME

[@thewinterprince1731]

"At a restaurant named after a brand of root beer." I will admit I might be remembering wrong, but if I am not, A&W was a restaurant first. They started selling their root beer under their brand name because people started showing up JUST for their root beer. Also what did you think of the burger? I thought it was pretty good for a fast food burger when I had one.

[@mimmikyute]

Their root beer is iconic lol. A&W also brought along the veggie burger boom when they introduced beyond meat. They were so popular I couldn’t get my hands on one for months! After that most restaurants started featuring their own veggie burgs, and even the hotel I worked at started selling beyond meat! A&W is the best imo

[@hillaryclinton2415]

A&W store root beer is still in Canada.. and tastes NOTHING like what's in the can.

[@herpderpy9445]

And that makes it even worse.

[@benjaminandresen7530]

A&W is my favorite root beer but Barq's is a close second.

[@cornmazehater]

I agree with u on the culvers one, the one I frequent has staff that are really friendly and the food is super good for fast food