ROASTING YOUR 5 STAR WEAPONS!!

[@jazocorn]

I am just a girl

[@Ezio_SW]

Just a girl

[@Luxius_8]

Hi just a girl

[@CapriGaming24]

Poor Jaz. 🤣

[@zappy_dapples]

Just a girl

[@Brian.2332]

just a girlie getting that 5 star slosher deco badge (why tho)

[@thatdankguy5140]

Putz12 randomly catching a stray was hilarious, but justified.

[@Pixel__Hearts]

Big swig supremacy

[@hansgonk7122]

I felt like I just walked into that type fetish where the person insults you constantly.

[@Deltacakes]

This made me curious to see what my five star weapons were, turns I only have two being... - Vanilla wiper - Vanilla Hydra

[@skoobzkb]

Damn I would've loved to submit my 5 Star Weapons for this lmao.

[@TheYosh-3210]

This video made me realize just how many people don’t have a life

[@StormySenpai]

Some of these people also have full time jobs, just saying

[@scribblsquid]

the squiffer hate was uncalled for but understandable as one myself lol

[@kittylynx1853]

Can confirm, the smell of windex is sooo addicting

[@gladd8869]

As a Luna Blaster player your comments are accurate. We live in your walls and appreciate the compliment.

[@Drewmar1203]

Love my 4* vbrella sitting in the corner trying not to be noticed 🙂 (also I don’t even care about grim range at this point lmao)

[@BlankyBloo]

3:00 I have never been called out harder in my Splatoon career 💀

[@hermitcrab2714]

My part was deadass accurate af I can’t even lie 💀

[@Conro_Spl]

even i don't know how VDS got on the team

[@StormySenpai]

LMFAO

[@Vortxatbest]

bro slandered Jazocorn for NO REASON 😭😭😭

[@agentblackbird9435]

Flingza is at least a solid anchor Also I do think it’s odd that that one person with the 5 star sloshes still had no 5 star Slosher Deco

[@Mjmannella]

7:00 bro just looked at the second weapon in the game and never looked back

[@terretro3623]

Funnily enough, I DO use pen for my exams, even with a pencil as an option (usually because I forget to bring pencils and also because I like ink more than lead). As for Squiff. Garbage, I get, but BORING!? Actually, I only did Classic so valid

[@CATLOAFMAN]

As someone with 5 star stamper the stamper comments hit a little too close too home 😭

[@Moka_M0k4]

I don't even even have ONE five star weapon...

[@Luxius_8]

Me with no 5*: 😎 (5*ing ALL Splat Chargers and Pencils is hard)

[@Buster830]

Is there a roast for mine? the list is: RB Naut (silver) Vdualie Vglooga VDS CDS Detra Letra Cdouser Vstamper Nstamper Vwiper Dwiper Charcoal

[@StormySenpai]

All your weapons promote feeding and dying 24/7, you decide to feed in the game cause you can't feed yourself IRL, you spent a bunch of time 5 staring 3 dualies that are a complete waste of space (gloogas and dousers) just like your talents and attributes in life, you're insanely average at everything you do

[@Luxius_8]

​@@StormySenpaiah so that's why you don't feed in splatoon.

[@StormySenpai]

@@Luxius_8 YO, PERISH

[@Kutter_YT]

I love the putz12 callout LMAO

[@EnkiPNW]

This video is so fucking fun man LOL

[@Vytalics]

Heres my list 5 star Slosher Ntri 4 star Both rbs Glooga Stamper Squeezer Tri slosher Order slosher Vmachine .52 Sb 91 Rapid deco Wiper

[@DesDeLaNet]

All of this from a Zooka main, VShot pocket Or is it Suction main, VShot/Zooka pocket?

[@justsplat]

My only 5 star is painbrush 😭

[@quackintosh]

The only 5-star weapon I have is the Aerospray MG. I've had the game since launch.

[@kaitoshion5869]

are you taking applications i got both dynamos and vanilla naut

[@asri3809]

If you wanna check out here's my list of "originality": -Vshot -CRB -Naut47 -Vdualies -Dgloogas -Vtetras -Ltetras -V-wiper

[@the1nc0gn1t0]

this dude stormy just exposed th outta me how can i recover from this

[@JetBlueChestC]

The only 5☆ weapon I have is just the .96 Gal, since it's the only weapon I use

[@j.octoomi2737]

It's funny considering I've 5 Star both Flingza & Custom Splattershot Jr for trolling purposes and to cause mischief to my friends. But when I got back to my Octo Shot Replica after Side Order, I've decided to redeem my performance with this weapon since Splatoon 2 and it all worked out with getting 5 Stars, despite having the Tentatek kit.

[@ItsToadTime_Wiiu]

Five starred both flingzas? Wow me too I found another one, no wayyyy that's just like 7 I think xD

[@a9entb1u]

Here’s my list if you wanna check it Ttek 96 96 deco Vjet (the only 5 star) nova vRange Rapidprodeco Vroller Kroller Foilflingza Dslosher Tristinger Wellstringer Stamper Wiper I think you can see a pattern of what player I am

[@StormySenpai]

Your favorite chore was vacuuming, matter of fact, you own a dog and you would unprovoked turn on the vaccum just to mess with the dog, you get a sick thrill out of seeing them bark, oh and the vaccum never worked, it picks up nothing. Your hobby is throwing darts but you never hit a bullseye in your life

[@a9entb1u]

Call me a gambler the way I be seeing my numbers go up, but they ain’t no wins… great video my guy

[@RuiAstelina]

What do you think of my 5 star for all dualie collection

[@StormySenpai]

You killed all the rollie pollies you came across as a kid

[@omgryannn]

i 5 starred big swig express and krak on roller 😎😎

[@StormySenpai]

How we going from garbage to annoying

[@darkspine6710]

I cant insult your 5 star. Im the same but octoshot

[@ItsToadTime_Wiiu]

0:11 Doesnt matter if its used in competitive i and others are still top level and/or cracked with their main weapon (ik yk that but like flingza gets so much disrespect xD) Satire is beautiful

[@creeperkelten]

I have over 1k wins on V-Shot I fully support your addiction in unhealthy Zooka spam

[@JoeyFlyBoy]

I main the splattershot, the hero shot and the order shot, got all 5 stars for all 3 stars

[@code-dz8tr]

if i was in this i would be flamed for having only liters 5 starred so im glad im not in here. just dodged a bullet

[@nerf_lucio7743]

Can you do a part 2 so you can roast me 😭😭

[@crispy_chipy]

I love brushing my teeth 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@gamesrules1223]

I 5 starred my main weapon nova 👍

[@TM-45.]

I 5 stated octobrush and stamper cause swords with grapling hook are fun (i did not watch aot)

[@ernesthack4747]

Damn I would have signed up for the roasting if I knew you were doing this video please notify yt community next time you do the roast.

[@omgryannn]

facts

[@StormySenpai]

This was on a whim and done in my discord server, my apologies

[@adrianoctavio]

I'm like 90% of the way to the 5 star heavy deco badge can I get a preemptive roast (:

[@StormySenpai]

Your krakens are probably dogshit, you want booyah bomb back cause it's easier

[@adrianoctavio]

@@StormySenpai that side order kit.. i want it.. so bad.. i would do anything for it..

[@remix8.3]

as a big swig roller main 💀

[@platy4700]

Huh, I didn’t know you main Trizooka

[@Echo__70]

My list is absurdly long😭😭 splash Vshot Ttek 52 Forge Both 96 Vjet Vrange (I HATE this weapon) Vsblast H3d Both squeezers Both swigs Vdynamo Inkbrushn Octobrush Pain All 3 vanilla splat chargers Z and f splatterscope Eliter (sorry) Vbamboo(the other kit is cringe) Slosher(sorry) Machine Explo Hydra Bpn Naut Enperry Vdaulie Both ds Both tetras All splat brellas Both tents Both undercovers Both reeflux Wellstring(sorry) Stamper 5 star Idk if you could tell but i flex a lot😸

[@vheavysplatling]

HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE?

[@Echo__70]

@ around 1.5k also 4 stars are very easy to get

[@vheavysplatling]

@@Echo__70 sorry i thought these were all 5 stars lol

[@Echo__70]

@ oh yeah definitely not😭

[@h3llo4009]

I only have two 5☆ weapons, that means I dont play the game that much right... right? (My fucking 1k Horrorboros splats badge sitting in the corner)

[@Untitled_Landscape]

Roast mine: Squeezer Ballpoint Stamper Stamper neo (nuvou idk how to spell) Decaveiator (five staring soon) And Eliter and Range Blaster I accidentally five stared Idk how

[@Untitled_Landscape]

Oh wait nvm range and E liter aren’t five stared nvm

[@StormySenpai]

You refuse to play anything short ranged only, if it has no range it has no gain. When you play eliter you recite prayers before each shot like the guy in Saving Private Ryan

[@lakitukirbo]

bro has the most generic 5 star collection as possible, is it even a collection if you only actually got one? "Imma play shooter cause they good" ahh talk even though they basically give free kills and barely require any skill. You got 4 stars on blaster just to make it seem like you play other weapons than shooters. Betting you grinded turf for that one too.

[@StormySenpai]

You had me till you brought up turf LMFAO I HATE THAT GAME MODE

[@FledDread]

Is there a roast for mine? Vsplash Nzap 85 .52 gal Splattershot Tri slosher noveou

[@StormySenpai]

The sheer thought of being good at a non shooter weapon is dystopian to you, tei slosher don't count, I hope you're good with a easy weapon. You probably throw your coolers into ememy territory where nobody can get them, your splash walls are mid at best, and you don't use fizzy bomb to its peak ability. You're allergic to seafood cause I know you ain't tou h v splash and crab tank since it fell out of its peak form

[@FledDread]

@StormySenpai the part about splash is so true lmao

[@evanstar]

not sourbraix bro😭🙏

[@eucalyptusrift593]

I have 5 stars on both hydras and cjr. v96 is very close to 5 stars

[@Nshimo64]

Only 5 star weapon I have is stamper

[@Luxius_8]

4:23 🙏🙏😭😭😭

[@pizzaroll3356]

4.99 premuim garbage is crazy bro

[@zp3582]

Bro I can't even say anything about your 5* other than where not the same I play shit for suck bombs u play vshot for op special

[@Nanahi_]

DAPPLE SLANDER YES

[@donuko]

to everyone who has 4/5 starred either luna blaster: you're invited to my thanksgiving cookout 🫶

[@Luxius_8]

And they're the turkey

[@donuko]

@ ayo? 🤨

[@Luxius_8]

@@donuko the people who 5* luna blaster

[@donuko]

@@Luxius_8 i will allow this if it means we can turn the clash blaster players into the gravy

[@Luxius_8]

@@donuko nah it will taste like shit (because it's literally shit)