ROASTING Your Confessions! (w/ Philza)

[@Semimusii]

Whoever in chat said “Phil is the man ever” your so real for that

[@prh4827]

timestamp pls?

[@Yes-01]

IVE BEEN WATCHING JUST FOR IT… I CANT FIND IT WHYYYYYY PLZ TIMESTAMP!

[@cayisgay]

​@@prh48274:57

[@cayisgay]

​@@Yes-014:57

[@Wil_does_stuff]

I swear I've read that in a fanfiction

[@jellybean9551]

These two together are like having your best friend and your dad spend a day with each other

[@lewis2095]

if my freind and my father were put together they would probably start a fight with each other they disagree with everything

[@Mossyspring]

"We got gay people, vampires and furries" Holy shit did Aimee just predict artfight

[@Axolautism]

"I ate wood and sand as a kid" somebody's- Well it sure sucks that "Wilburmoding" was so funny all those months ago, because now that we know about him being a domestic abuser this fun can simply not be had anymore. Support Shubble, get Wilbur the fuck out of here

[@Blue9842_]

My exact thoughts🤣

[@V3s_]

the texture of sand is amazing and it is delicious /hj

[@Zipper_cookie]

I ate glue and hand sanitizer, the hand sanitizer was best because it was mine and sweet 😋

[@Zipper_cookie]

@@Axolautism is it really that bad to eat hand sanitizer 🥲

[@Zipper_cookie]

@@Axolautism also I ment minty not mine

[@i_luv_y0u_4ever.]

ah, the duo we never knew we needed!

[@Ur_Therapist]

What do we call this duo?

[@i_luv_y0u_4ever.]

@@Ur_Therapist the kings-

[@BeeLover420]

@@i_luv_y0u_4ever. good name for these two😂

[@i_luv_y0u_4ever.]

@@BeeLover420 ikr? Lmao

[@yes1055]

Kings?- bc like a king is a boi-

[@teenietinytony]

this is the first aimsey vod i ever watched and it makes me so weirdly happy that phil actually uses different pronouns for them. such a small detail but so so important. c:

[@raven_thecoolestpersonever]

YES I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[@kakonthebed]

Phil is the man ever

[@ItsAuggieGrace824]

This was also my first aimsey vod I’m so glad I found this one first.

[@TheCraftingJedi]

Seeing people say “SCATTER” when they came back just bc Phil was there made me laugh so hard lmao

[@joethewolf3750]

30:27 thank you, Aimsey, for giving me flashbacks to that time I watched a child put food on the ground specifically to pick it up with its mouth at a party. And nobody did a damn thing about it. Not its parents. Not the other parents. Not me because I was a teenager and also supremely uncomfortable and afraid I'd get yelled at if I tried to tell adult parents how to parent as someone who isn't planning to ever be a parent. The child was already in elementary school, by the way.

[@sparkyvibess]

53:00 is so fucking funny, Phil said nah bro suddenly gotta zoom

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

“THEY WERE CROUCHING AROUND LOOKING PATHETIC FOR ABOUT AN HOUR, THEY WERE MISERABLE.” Phil said calmly

[@z1gw]

[ 1:11 ] to [ 1:25 ] why did this remind me of when a student goes up to do a presentation but didnt prepare anything so they just make stuff up on the spot 😂

[@GameIzzOn]

Fr lol

[@Jaidenified]

HAHA

[@Axolautism]

0:45 it's a Nordic sweater, it doesn't need a season

[@Smile-Dot]

1:18:15 So what you're saying is i should seperate myself from my sister? I totally fucking agree

[@Charl13.x3]

I want to like but I don’t wish to ruin funny number, so take a reply instead random person Edit: man someone ruined it. ON TO 420!!

[@Crystalpaw45]

25:16 from my experience, wooded areas in western washington and oregon often have dock and stinging nettles close by. way back in middle school my class went on a field trip to a camp on the tip of the olympic peninsula and some kid was unfortunate enough to fall into some nettles lol, fortunately there was some dock nearby to help calm the reaction

[@Jay_7700]

“Chewing on Sand or Wood is fine” - Philza

[@Mendoxs_]

57:42 I can just hear the "PHIL LOOK OOOOUT" lol

[@meeri_meepuduu8772]

Same!!

[@supersimon4922]

I eat wood entirely as a byproduct of chewing on pencils, additionally, i eat my own skin and fingernail shards for the same reason, this is my unanonymus confession because i feel no shame

[@joethewolf3750]

36:30 touching grass isn't enough anymore, I have tO EAT IT

[@crazedlegitness]

38:56 timing is key, phil unlocked the door

[@dragonracer4531]

I have a confession, in school, I couldn't stand being in class so I would chew my lip until it bled so that I could get out of class, I still have scars from it :D

[@Snowisasillysimp]

9:55 *phil remembering wilbur talking about eating sand*

[@DudeitsH3r]

21:11 me who drawns in class 24/7:

[@heidilou2]

53:13 Aimsey really said "my dad said I could so....."

[@avpeople]

the confession at 17:26 was WILD man 😭

[@banewhyse]

IT WAS MY FRIEND THAT SUBMITTED IT LMAO /srs

[@avpeople]

@@banewhyse brother do i have smth to tell u

[@Mendoxs_]

1:24:23 top tier philza laugh right there

[@raven_thecoolestpersonever]

I have 2 confessions 1. Me and my friend used to yell “IM GAY CAUSE I LIKE MY FRIEND” when we were little cause we didn’t know what crushes were. 2. Me and my friend (same friend) used to “friend kiss” every single day…

[@icemask1098]

Came for phil stayed for aimsey

[@timeless712]

My school had: English = Blue Math = Red Science = Yellow HASS (humanities and social sciences aka history economics governments geography world problems) = Green Languages = Black Religious Education = Grey Health = Purple Media = Pink Yes it’s a lot, yes math is red, it’s red because of all the red crosses next to my work because I’m terrible at math. Also HASS somehow fits so much into a 50 minute lesson yet it can be so boring.

[@mhairithorne7072]

' It's not worrying it's for the bit' I want this to be someone's last words.

[@bel410la]

I know what a nettle is, we have them here just in specific places. They are found on the east coast mainly, and in some northern states, like I live in Wisconsin and we have them here. Also I dont care too much what people use for their notebooks but I always swapped every year depending on the vibe on the first day with the teacher. But I always went back and forth between each colors. So Math was Red or Blue, I used Red Mainly, Science was Blue or Green, Blue Mainly, History was Yellow or Green, mainly Yellow and English was Green or Yellow. Mainly Green, All the other classes like Art, Psychology, Woodworking, or all my extra classes were Purple, Pink, Orange or a crazy design on the front. But when I had AP Bio I used Yellow for that and that counts as Science so yeah it changed for me each year. Whatever the vibe was on the first day of school with the teacher and the class in general I chose my colors.

[@Bluebell81]

Bit after 24:00 The us most certainly has stinging nettle, you just have to be in a wooded area

[@dagalovesme]

57:52 Fluff for the fluff god

[@ShepieLeighOfficial]

Great VOD man!! 😊

[@Quack_who]

I love Phil’s nails-😭😍

[@Auggie_Fr0ggie]

so glad that me and aimsey agree on which color the subjects are

[@Kyro_Sharko]

As a person whos never put anything in there mouth as a kid, ive electricuted myself 27 times trynna find the holes to put my charger in at 2am. As a kid.

[@Tragedyloves]

I ate glass as a kid

[@Tragedyloves]

Multiple times

[@HomerSimpson_.]

Yummity

[@emoedsherran5469]

46:56 made me realise that out of the 5 times I've pissed my friends beds they definitely realised and just not commented on it or told anyone

[@emoedsherran5469]

I choose to believe they never realised

[@WitterbyLucifer]

Im sorry . FIVE times-??

[@emoedsherran5469]

@@WitterbyLucifer ok probably more but no one commented on it four of them were sharing the same bed💀

[@Thelamestgamer01]

@@emoedsherran5469bro what house were you staying in

[@emoedsherran5469]

@@Thelamestgamer01 sometimes you gotta be cool and piss your friends beds proud to say I've pissed all my best friends beds over the years

[@spikethepowerful]

I've met 4 people who like the taste of their own blood.

[@rowan9910]

It's 5 now

[@_raincake_3448]

@@rowan9910 6 :)

[@isapandamaster]

7 :)

[@my.beloved.turtle2136]

8, this is indeed because I find it annoying to get bandaids so I simply lick the blood off

[@guardianofvexes713]

9

[@StevenAntsanfo]

3:42 Someone ate a fork lol

[@londonlexi4244]

I randomly looked at the chat, and I noticed that someone had said, "I love chewing wood" XD

[@quinndoesthings]

49:29 math is red, english is blue, science is green, history is yellow, and language is orange

[@arrow5406]

this is so real

[@sakj-k1918]

I feel like math is yellow, science is like a light green and history is dark green

[@dull_demon4717]

Math is purple, English is Blue, Science is green, History is Orange and Foreign Language was Red/Purple/Green

[@Crowboneboy]

History is brown, science is cyan/blueish green, math is yellow, English is dark blue

[@St4rbyy]

Math is yellow, English is blue

[@Nehalem.S]

Aimsey really said “I have a younger sibling who’s like 12” that’s what I do to my little sister😭

[@midnight195]

Its funny cause I hate the taste of coffee and whenever I drink it it does nothing, but when I drink monsters (not the coffee ones, also Ive never drank other energy drinks) it just makes me really sleepy.

[@froppygirl994]

I always made my maths book red cause it represented the hatred I had for it, Science was green cause like plants and stuff and English was blue cause it was a soft colour and made me happy lol

[@EllanotFound2010]

my parents always taught me the 'fuck around and find out' graph.

[@MiniMia48]

33:00 the children yearn for the wines

[@PainterZ89]

49:43 my friend thinks English is purple, math is red, science is green, and history is blue.

[@NotM3li]

49:35 History is a white folder 📁 German is Yellow, Religion is Orange, Music is Black, Chemistry and Biology and Physics are Green, English is red, maths are blue, Home science was purple or pink, extra language classes are some random colors of your choice, art has a giant folder just with some picture that is store generated 😂

[@comicallylargerodent]

i prefer warm pillows cause im already cold enough though it is hard to sleep without the fan on, i need that airflow & noise

[@Haruto7348]

17:22 I never want to hear Philza say rizz again

[@iris_icarus5072]

25:29 in Florida, we have fire weed that stuff hurts hell that sounds like the poky stuff but not idea about the dock leafs

[@BitesforNugget]

"Ink is ink! Ink is ink." - 20:05, 20:06 -Aimsey 2023

[@Auggie_Fr0ggie]

i joke around all the time by saying im a caffine adict because i love monster but in reality it barely energizes me and i just drink it because i like the taste lol (i also hate coffee so)

[@Charl13.x3]

That’s how it is with coffee for me. Never had monster before. Is there a flavor you recommend for someone’s first?

[@marvel_mcyt_lover956]

13:21 this is a fanfic i never knew i needed

[@myparentsacc]

people with ADHD are affected differently by coffee, it makes them really tired

[@oliilo760]

25:01 yeah I think it's more common in northern states, where I am stinging nettle is all over - we use sword ferns instead of dock leaves tho

[@potato_cat]

18:18 the fact that I’m watching this while cleaning at 11pm

[@elytra404]

this stream gives vibes of two adhd people, and im beginning to wonder

[@lexus_hoeppner]

I helped the smart kid in my class with math and gave him tricks and then I forgot about the tricks so I ask him for help on my work and he does it if i give him my sweets I always bring and I beat him in a math competition on a math app on accident by getting 90 lessons a week

[@noodle2264]

21:56 i dont do that at school but i do ask to go to the bathroom and just stand in the bathroom on my phone for like five minutes when the lesson is so boring

[@awakarikatase]

THE PERSONA MUSIC IN THE BG

[@Glimmete_]

56:48 SAME POOKIE AT THE SAME AGE BAHAHA

[@RAYZOI]

38:56 when i was switching classes with my bestie in fifth grade, my bestie literally flipped off a seventh grader 😭😭

[@Lvjy.isnt.very.p0g]

23:20 WORMS ARE PROTEIN AND A DELICIOUS

[@-HaZ3]

47:19 someone knocked on the window (im in class) and istg, I almost passed out.

[@7Maggotz]

47:18 I made aggressive eye contact with aimsey

[@NotM3li]

52:19 I ate snails twice on vacation in spain, those were sea snails that are like a delicacy around the areas we visited, the first time I ate snails was in a salad when I was 6 years old and the second time was when I was 14 or 15 years old again in Spain at my uncle‘s and aunt‘s house since they were kind enough to have me and my father as guests over a week and we were eating like every day there outside at night dinner and I wanted to try snails again, the shells looked terrifying but I used those teeth sticks to get the inside out to eat, pretty much tasted like oysters, my father just looked disgusted and disapproving at me for eating snails 😂

[@lee2634]

the one at 1:22:33 is so me and my anxiety i didnt even know it had a name

[@KoryDoesWeirdShit]

Me and my best friends would push eachother off a bunk bed into a pile of blankets and pillows.

[@dragonracer4531]

I know about nettles, they suck, rubbed my legs on them a few times, itchy as hell but it hurts, leaves behind bumps, but rub the leaves on it and leave them alone and the sting should go away after a while. It's like a very intense mosquito bite, but in several places at the same time.

[@ElvishRae]

Meanwhile here is Australia all my lined notebooks were the same colour-

[@i_like_flowers_but_not_stairs]

9:47 *wilbur joined the chat*

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

1:14:46 I’m personally offended. White chocolate Milk chocolate Dark chocolate Fight me, I do not care, I will die on this hill, white chocolate is best chocolate.

[@ydkmehehe]

Nice video!

[@Random-3397]

With the hamster one my friend has thrown a hamster down the stairs now when I want to disturb people I just tell them that she threw a hamster down the stairs and the reaction is always hilarious 🤣

[@Smallishbeansfan101]

27:42 am I drunk or is that the sound from beeswarm simulator-

[@M3_Kk]

51:05 I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WITH THE SAME OPINION AS ME REEEE

[@LittlestSharkyintheSea]

The person who said “I ate sand and wood as a kid” must be Wilbur except he still eats sand to this day

[@peanutbutter4635]

english is red, maths is yellow, history is blue, science is green

[@aarongunthrie8462]

No

[@Alanah69828]

29:08 I cheated on tests a lot by writing down questions, going to the bathrook and searching them up on my phone and writing them down on the the paper i brought. i actually passes all the tests i did this with and never got caugbt suprisingly-😁

[@arlolipop]

I ate two pencils. in freshman year of high school. last year. I ATE two whole pencils (minus the metal) like not just chew on them but full on eat

[@oblivious_squid621]

Some American schools go from ages 3-18, so it’s perfectly normal for someone to stay in the same school for 10 years.

[@wolfieolfie]

18:24 Me watching this while cleaning 🧍

[@Aphidlover48]

25:05 as an american, we do have those but they cut us instead of bumps and you put water on it to get the stinging out

[@Sun-sv3lf]

(about the soapt cornflakes one) I was younger and there was laying soap bits (like the hard soap yk) on the table and they looked like the pulver from the snowflakes. I thought it was that, turens out it was soap

[@polo_Mint]

Fun fact- dock leaves don’t actually do anything! It’s just mother’s kisses

[@comicallylargerodent]

english was yellow, math was red, science was green, and social studies was blue (im going aimsey style coloring, i dont remember what colors the textbooks were. art was beige and pe was orange!)

[@M4lfucnt10ned]

50:36 aimsey you are right its about that but most people have those in their head as what they were at school so both phil and you are right

[@kitkat_pzych0317]

I relate to 58:55 confession so much

[@Smallishbeansfan101]

24:03 I did that with a screwdriver all the time-

[@insomniacstories4531]

Bruh when I drink caffeine I get so sleepy or it just doesn’t help anymore 15:37 is sooo me

[@fruityeclipse]

At 46:42 someone said that they wet someone else’s bed. People wetting YOUR BED is so annoying. A couple years ago my cousin wet my bed and after a wash it still smelled awful. My mum didn’t believe me for the entire day and when she finally checked she felt so bad because it smelled so gross

[@jemthewolf3708]

In elementary school in French class I used to purposely go to the bathroom to miss French class

[@sparkyvibess]

1:04:14 we all are attached to these eggs bro it’s concerning

[@machenziphillips7777]

I can agree grass tastes good

[@almightyllamaqueen4284]

52:50 Susie Deltarune moment

[@jmansux9836]

you know what this viddio litrly remined me about how i ate batteries as a kid...

[@TheAkito_Soul]

The pink and the white monsters are my favourite

[@Tiffabee_m]

When I was in year 7 girls in my class in the front table to the teacher just did a stick and poke