Roasting your Minecraft Builds (ep6)

[@Alpine1]

Give me more builds cubed.community/discord

[@ianerickson2210]

Thanks for letting us know that Stop signs are always free. I spent the whole evening ripping them out on streets of my city. I keep hearing screeching and screaming behind me, but I think its just people very happy to see someone taking initiative with their new 54 Stop signs. Thanks Alpine!

[@Alpine1]

No problem! I need to let the people know that they're free and the government puts them up for people to take

[@Cosmik60]

​@@Alpine1 My local police must not be versed in law, I was almost cuffed for taking stop signs until I showed this video

[@Alpine1]

@@PearlCityMinecraft The lowest I can go is 4

[@Alpine1]

@@Cosmik60 Sue

[@brockjab]

Average jschlatt viewer

[@zyrenfall]

The dirt house you crafted in Minecraft may not boast the lavishness of diamond palaces or the technological marvels of redstone mansions, but its inherent perfection lies in its unique qualities and the personal touch you've infused into its creation. Let's delve into the reasons why your dirt house stands out as a perfect embodiment of your creativity and ingenuity in the virtual world. First and foremost, your dirt house is a testament to resourcefulness. In a game where resources can be scarce, especially in the initial stages, your decision to construct a shelter using one of the most abundant materials, dirt, showcases a practical and efficient approach. By embracing the simplicity of dirt, you've not only ensured a quick and accessible refuge but also demonstrated a keen understanding of the game's mechanics. The perfection of your dirt house also lies in its adaptability. Minecraft is a dynamic world where challenges and opportunities unfold unpredictably. Your dirt house, initially a basic structure, serves as a starting point for evolution. As you progress in the game, your house can easily transform - whether it's expanding its size, incorporating additional rooms, or experimenting with different materials. The adaptability of your dirt house mirrors your ability to embrace change and innovation as you navigate the ever-evolving landscape of Minecraft. Lastly, the sentimental value attached to your dirt house makes it perfect in your eyes. As you look at the humble structure, it evokes memories of your early adventures, the challenges you overcame, and the progress you've made. The nostalgia associated with your dirt house adds an emotional layer, making it more than just a shelter - it becomes a symbol of your Minecraft journey. In conclusion, the perfection of the dirt house you created in Minecraft lies in its resourcefulness, adaptability, personalization, impermanence, and sentimental value. It may not be the most extravagant structure in the game, but its unique qualities make it a perfect representation of your creativity and accomplishments in the virtual realm. As you continue your Minecraft adventures, your dirt house stands as a reminder that perfection is not always found in opulence but in the meaningful experiences and personal touches that shape your virtual world.

[@Alpine1]

Art

[@theonebman7581]

It's funny because I've always wanted to have a cool stop sign on my door, who knew I could just take one!

[@Alpine1]

Same, they're free *eagle noises*

[@Cheesecakuu_]

Been ages since I've been able to open Minecraft (more burnout than actual life stuff), but it's always been an absolute treat to see these wonderful builds, the features they have, the recommendations for what to add. All of it tingles the architecture dropout in my brain. Great work (everyone)!

[@TN24.]

Thanks for featuring my house I really poured my heart and sole into collecting only the highest quality dirt 👍

[@purpleabyss2587]

1:00 i was thinking the whole time that building was getting roasted that a kid coulda built that trying to be like you the ending was very unexpected

[@TheOneCity1]

Same

[@J.A_Music]

I was lucky enough to see the AIT when it was just a bunch of wool blocks. On another note, Crack's amongus head never gets old.

[@optimalp2844]

Babe, wake up Alpine just posted

[@Alpine1]

It's time to pine

[@helmijjj]

Omg that brutalist house looked so good, it's a tricky style to nail in Minecraft! The Capitol city build gave some Le Corbusier vibes

[@Ryuko15]

ikr, it feels so cozy omg

[@pablorubio8287]

I love how he always says in the title "roasting" but he changes it to "reviewing" the next day

[@TheOneCity1]

Yeah I notice that everytime don't know why he changes it

[@christophergann9197]

Great way to relax after studying, thanks!! Would say love from Vancouver, but that’s not far haha

[@Alpine1]

hey I'll take it either way B)

[@mcwithduo]

not that intro😭🤣

[@Alpine1]

Absolutely awful build

[@Alpine1]

I mean the best oops

[@tau2647]

will you ever make a video playing city skylines?

[@mistapeper1283]

when im out of motivation i always check your your videos and rewatch em over again this one was so good and fun

[@pixelsims8505]

Can't help but notice the last building the Andean Institute of Technology, it looks real similar to the Nanyang Technological University (NTU)'s The Hive building in Singapore. Possibly an inspiration?

[@aspectenario]

Hydro did a fantastic job with the Andea Grand Prix. Props to him for all the hard work and dedication he put into it.

[@Hydro_98]

TY aspect!!!!!

[@Jazz-Man1910]

9:27 That "A" be lookin' kinda sus

[@852Duarte]

How can I explain to my professor that I learned the theory I want to apply in urban planning from a Minecraft video?

[@BlackiichanBuilds]

These builds were better roasted than my familiy roast dinner 🔥

[@J-P-v-y9y]

The Andea Grand Prix and Institute of Technology are amazing works. I feel very inspired by both of them.

[@Hydro_98]

TY so much! cant wait for it to be open for public use :D

[@Ecytrsi]

great to see another road signer! personal owner of a few school zone and no parking signs myself and glad to see my favorite youtuber is one of us!

[@squirtlesquirt7126]

Alpine do you have/plan to make videos about studying architecture?😊

[@yeetasaurusreximus6361]

Yeah I also like trains. Also weird question, but is the background music from the superliminal sound track?

[@johndoe-xc2yg]

3:20 bike lanes on highways are not a bad idea, and I believe Europe has some implemented.

[@notoriousvex1632]

7:44 you sank in the sink... great video

[@natifv]

6:48 did u just happen to fly by it? lol

[@Alpine1]

I did, is it yours?

[@natifv]

@@Alpine1 yeah

[@handymanrobbyp]

Howdy Matt, these videos as so funny. I would love you to roast me some time when I figure out how to transfer the screen pic from my xbox. (60 y.o. and not tech savvy) Keep it up, again great job.

[@Alpine1]

Worst case scenario you could take a picture of your screen, although I understand the quality may not be great! Up to you :)

[@bmmaru]

I love the floor pattern at the university. Must've taken some thought to place it down. My toxic trait is thinking I can do this one go 😂

[@jaelblue18]

bro was low tier god in the first minute

[@zabombolo8412]

Damn thanks for checking my brutalist house. For anyone else who wants to check out similare builds by me, join the server !!

[@Alpine1]

Thanks for the submission! Loved exploring it

[@lordwernon82]

Thanks for including the Capitol ♥

[@Alpine1]

Thanks for submitting it! Lovely work

[@rob1016ny]

Commenting for the algorithm. Go buddy go.

[@Alpine1]

Thanks rob

[@cube_2593]

3:01 that Looks a lot Like the Cologne cathedral

[@176v0]

I'm building Tornedoland and these are old screenshots that my friend posted, the empty areas are already filled with skyscrapers and the ones that don't make sense have already been improved to make more sense

[@Alpine1]

Nice! I'd love to see more screenshots in the review channel if you have them :D

[@Lugestt]

ooo tornedo witaj

[@176v0]

@@Lugesttno way lugestus

[@Lugestt]

@@176v0 we wlasnej osobie

[@malte6495]

can u please tell me where the Brutalist house near the Farm house is? I really want to explore it

[@Lyxxyrzz]

Dayum bro thanks for rating my mobile city ❤

[@kremsnita446]

Great video! Keep up the good work👍

[@Hydro_98]

Andea GP my beloved ❤

[@aaronjustaaron3687]

1:48 i was hoping youd say Wood? More like... Woodn't?

[@danmclaughlin8966]

Where in andea is the technology institute?

[@Alpine1]

Head to pharma and go east

[@Fred026]

Great vid!

[@m003e3]

what texture pack do you use?

[@AsiraMusica]

alpine the goat

[@thegunbarrelguy7766]

Mine still wasnt in here. 😢

[@Alpine1]

Feel free to repost your pictures in the channel if it didn't make it into a video!

[@thegunbarrelguy7766]

@@Alpine1 I just posted them again, plus a couple more.

[@Immbrodie]

Alpine is da bomb

[@Hydro_98]

fr fr BRODIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@heyitskad]

fire

[@DJ_Ryder]

♥️

[@Alpine1]

[@Hydro_98]

is that ryder

[@OITIOYT]

Great video❤

[@BlockBlazer]

Does anyone else remember that old Imperial City map...?

[@danielnatali5916]

America hek yeah 🦅🇺🇸

[@hi_im_loe]

Literally 24th

[@JackAttack2509]

Im the 1000th veiw

[@aequotis]

bozo common L

[@HarpanW]

horrid resource pack

[@BeyondtheRailz]

I am figuring out how to send you my Minecraft video through discord. Shouldn't I add you or something?

[@Alpine1]

Nah just join the discord server in the description and add pictures to the #alpine-build-review channel :)

[@BeyondtheRailz]

Sounds easy