ROASTING YOUTUBERS' NAILS (nail diss)

Hey KZbinrs, do your nails hurt? Cause they’re killing me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[@ThreadBanger]

damn....slayed and betrayed

[@sarakhan3699]

ThreadBanger heyyy

[@ilytcby]

dad

[@keirraflinders7475]

ThreadBanger hello rob

[@morguedmia]

Hey rob

[@laprietayelguero]

ThreadBanger lmao... you had it coming! xoxo

[@bandgeek31397]

This appears to be the most aggressive act in Canadian history...

[@cottage-core_]

+

[@KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices]

*Oof* I'm a Canadian but its true. Christine was so hot (Roasting, not, hot hot) that she stopped Canada snowing for the next 50 years!

[@rhianna3493]

I read your username as ‘Harry Potter’ 😂

[@kaylawright2221]

Me too!

[@eliefern9938]

WEW IT TOOK ME LIKE 7 TIMES ATTEMPT TO LIKE THIS COMMENT

[@janxmri]

Cristine : **gets to Lauren’s nails** Cristine’s mind: damn it they H💿L💿 can’t insult those...

[@jeanettewalden6477]

That's what I thought 🤣🤣🤣

[@aishaandhuda8526]

When did she do Lauren’s nails

[@alex1014]

time stamp

[@Top10Archive]

You nailed it.

[@izzy7640]

Top10Archive beautiful delivery 👏👏

[@zy4naa]

Top10Archive *STHAAAP*

[@derpdawggg629]

Top10Archive **clap clap clap**

[@tinymeat6850]

*W H E e Z E*

[@_x3o_]

top ten channel... ROOAAASSSTEEDD

[@shadowplays6009]

SIMPLYSAVAGELOGICAL

[@gracerobbins6261]

Simply Nailogical YOU ARE A FAKE ACCOUNT

[@strchilde]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@graciemcginnis0217]

Gracieee Robbins Gracie is my name to!

[@graciemcginnis0217]

Simply Nailogical stupid and fake

[@hiyyihful5485]

Simply Nailogical omg shut the f up u are not simplynailogical

[@ilafloweriscool726]

I love how she knows all the inside jokes. ❤️❤️❤️

[@Chrysanthiiii]

Ilaflowerchild ; à

[@zahraasania5358]

“Safiya should buy the first 5 nail care products the internet recommends..”

[@avalanders4007]

You’re welcome I got you to 100 likes

[@avalanders4007]

Ok

[@zunnyhummy3374]

@@ingerek6198 ? Ok sure...

[@user-jo9pm8fd8g]

@@ingerek6198 ?

[@JamesCharles]

DRAG ME QUEEN

[@parrisss]

OMG I love you

[@Anna_Johnston]

I love you sistteeeeerrrr

[@nervlevler]

Ew

[@mloast9410]

ILYSM SISTER YASSSSS

[@brbimdyingexee9450]

James Charles AH

[@daviddobrick5476]

Danielle comes on - " she ain't a real KZbinr get the fuck out of here " CRYINGGG OMG SHE LIKED I LOVE YOU 😭❤️

[@danielle-neil]

nucxxole Vlogs I would have to agree with her tho😂

[@priyaofpeace]

nucxxole Vlogs YASSS CHRISTINEE

[@cc-ep4ys]

nucxxole Vlogs i love that part😂😂

[@bristimc]

nucxxole Vlogs HAHGA

[@CCnCclub]

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[@AleRu483]

I wonder what Ben was doing and thinking when Cristine filmed this 😂😂😂

[@lilydavis9472]

Pao Villa Ben was hiding from Cristine roast and he was thinking I'm shook at da good roast

[@Eyesocketer]

Pao Villa Ben is thinking when does she want another drink?

[@IrrgartenDotPng]

Tex The Dog its Cristine!

[@ellenc6510]

Getting the tea, of course.

[@alissa3326]

DAMN YOUR NAILS STOP ROASTING YOUR ASS SUCKS

[@saccharineisnothoney]

I'm just scrolling through the comments seeing the other KZbinr commenting.

[@user_00112]

Mich'ele.valentine__ me 2

[@tayaheath7277]

SAME

[@ellw7830]

If Dan didn’t respond I am r i o t i n g

[@canttouchthisthis3053]

WHERE_MY_AVOCADOS_AT_ same

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

Billie? Is dat you?

[@cristineromero2223]

fucking died when she roasted jenna and accurately compares her nails to marbles being dead 😂😂

[@lizzahloz]

Emilia Cheaburu no he's fine lol

[@beanboy5668]

I liked when you said it looks like she has a basketball game tomorrow i think i know where you got that from 😂😂😂lol

[@nyxxexists]

R.I.P marbles

[@asaln3197]

Cristine Romero hi mom

[@jeanae3021]

Hi mom

[@axis8221]

Slap some holo on it BAM beautiful nails

[@kristawilliams1417]

yassssss!

[@melaniebarrera4272]

Agata Komers wtf

[@melaniebarrera4272]

Agata Komers wtf

[@lucygg8164]

1000th like!

[@soupdish9443]

Elegxnt FINALLY I AM 1,000 LIKE

[@valeria-vy9gc]

Fr though, someone should’ve tweeted troom troom’s nails 😂 *ItS nOT a PRobLEm aNYmOrE*

[@aly2cool]

valeria [spl] yes

[@elliemoran9502]

I used to be a fan n0w i’M aN AiR c0nDiTi0nEr

[@xanthopsia]

*iTs NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe!!!1111!1!1!!!*

[@asterthorne4676]

Ellie Moran omg LOL😂

[@asterthorne4676]

I thought u were gonna say something really negative

[@Dragon-vl5eg]

Ellie Moran yasssssssss

[@yippeekrieg0501]

I used to be a fan Now I'm a Phan

[@LaurDIY]

NAIL QUEEN APPROVAL HELLLLLZZ YAAAAAAAAA

[@valeriethomas1431]

LaurDIY hey Lauren!

[@Layla-gv2pd]

LaurDIY OMG Hai Lauren

[@shrekhaslayerslikeanonion161]

Lauren Hello

[@Haami]

Oml DIY Queen I love you. EVERYBODY LOVE DA BABY DINOO

[@singularboob]

LaurDIY Omgg😂😂😂😍😘

[@margaretrose1190]

Can you please make a visit to Jenna's Ratchet Salon?? They've had an opening for you for a while.

[@maddib4074]

Margaret Rose yass 111th like

[@HitGirl20]

OMG. Gurl. PLZ.

[@veervdh]

she has a paraffin bath now, just don't let her turn your nails into candles 🎂

[@babyconch6459]

Margaret Rose yesssssss. This neeeeeds to happen!

[@AM-em5gc]

Margaret Rose yesssss! They need to do something together!

[@terrabun8454]

Could you make a lookbook kind of video with only holo outfits?

[@calm1423]

Mia Gonzales they did something similar on saafiya's channel.

[@relieffromeczema5267]

Mia Gonzales Haha! 📌FREE Eczema Treatment Tips On Our Channel!😉👌 Eczema SUCKS!👎🙅

[@nidhivaidya6485]

Haha if you look up Safiya Nygaard's channel there is a full holo makeover

[@raemarie4040]

I like how she didn’t even consider Danielle Bregoli as a KZbinr lol 😂😂😂

[@kimtaehyungssugakookie8942]

Rae Marie well here’s the roast DANIELLE BREGOLI MORE LIKE DANIELLE NEEDS SOM BROCCOLI FOR THOSE FAT ASS NAILS OHHH

[@atifhamid8282]

Rae Marie Ikr

[@leaveitinthelapofthegods1565]

"GET HER OUTSIDE OF HERE"

[@satan6541]

ok ok ok wait- IS NOBODY GOING TO ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT SHE IS SO GOOD AT ROASTING WTF AJDKOSMDC

[@annahoman9776]

that's why it is so good.

[@elliot8893]

I only liked this comment so it would have 69 likes.

[@emelynbeauvais8933]

OML SAME.

[@emelynbeauvais8933]

@@elliot8893 Wtf Madeline or howeva u call it lol🙄🙄🤣

[@kitty-jw3vn]

@@elliot8893 now it's 96 lol

[@nehasinha1267]

Cristine is a freaking genius I love her

[@isabellafay2833]

Neha Sinha Cristine*

[@morenoacknadia7038]

Neha Sinha ryh

[@avieeladistu3173]

Neha Sinha ummm you are so not a Holosexual its Cristine

[@paris2628]

Neha Sinha you literally had a comment that said her name in it and you wrote it right..

[@parkjimin6253]

parïs - no she didnt lol it is spelled like 'Cristine'

[@rebeccamailey7569]

*Danielle Bregoli has left the chat*

[@strongpowerthankyou1572]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210]

Do you mean Miss Broccoli?

[@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210]

🥦

[@juliasurmacka7545]

I actually really like her though. :D

[@shylacarlinlol3708]

Rebecca Mailey I’m Danielle brocollii

[@ArielVHarloff]

"Hey it's Dan or Phil" damn you savage 😂

[@SoHappy]

Anna K. Harloff the thing was it wasn't either of their nails

[@whateveritsjustkay725]

So Happy found the salty phan

[@unsaltedtoast]

So Happy yes it was it was dans he painted his for a while

[@ArielVHarloff]

So Happy I'm pretty sure it was Dan's 😊

[@sofiathelittlebeanbean9787]

ahh the only reason i came xD

[@jubilance889]

I never thought I'd hear Cristine say: *"she's not a real KZbinr."*

[@sunnie1638]

Idea: If you can't make-up your face, then make-up Ben's face. I mean, you already did his nails, so....

[@Kittygirl2326]

Sunny the Tiny Horse and she should add some halo on his face too

[@chercher7411]

Sunny the Tiny Horse leave pinkey pie alone

[@chercher7411]

Sunny the Tiny Horse i mean fluttershy

[@liminal.lizzie]

Make ben a drag queen

[@wanladar3957]

Sunny the Tiny Horse She liked this, it's probably coming soon.

[@SmallBrain2024]

"Get ready to be shook" *flops on chair like a fish out of water*

[@jdjdndnka]

These Idiots BTS -.- Jungshook where u at!

[@kdoe1305]

These Idiots BTS -.- The cringe is real. :P

[@asyaozbaglar5101]

bts

[@ianameowo]

These Idiots BTS -.- ARMYYYY

[@dyanellancea9710]

JUNGSHOOK

[@savannahc8486]

“You’re nails look busted from all that crafting, maybe you should spent more time crying” wELL ACTUALLY-

[@mia5298]

Nsbensnfn

[@OYJluv]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[@klanceisrealfiteme51]

Well actually he always cries sad life of Daniel Howell

[@unsatisfied_goose]

She called him Phil...

[@debs283]

Chocolate milk Party Don’t cry, Craft

[@rubyalxce]

It's dan... or phil... *30 seconds later* You should spend less time crafting and more time crying... ok, christine watches danandphilcrafts

[@welp.8592]

Who's Christine? I only know Cristine with no H.

[@Cake-um7je]

I think every youtuber did because their comments got flooded with “don’t cry, Craft” and pro tip one day.

[@Grace-gb9gg]

Our lord and saviors...

[@klanceisrealfiteme51]

All comments were covered in "Don't cry craft!" So much it broke KZbin so everyone knows...

[@frognetwork2045]

I literally died 😂😂😂 i loved that

[@asiajones8394]

"Oh shieeeeeet"

[@mariacontreras5229]

Asia jones

[@lawless3792]

Bill Skarsgård is that you? :') If you watched hemlock grove, you'd know what I mean.

[@pretty_lilprincess2794]

I must be pronouncing this rong but it is said to be pronounced like this Oh shy-eeeeeeeet

[@nehasinha1267]

DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT HER STARBUCKS CUP SAYS "CRISTINE" IN HOLO

[@faebledstories]

Neha Sinha No, you're the only person who saw it

[@adisha9168]

Neha Sinha a fan mailed it to her, go check out her other channel Simply Not Logical, she posts unboxing videos and other stuff

[@lane2336]

no she totally didn't point it out at the beginning of the video

[@iset4739]

Neha Sinha yeah so what

[@cathleenzhang6997]

She got that in the mail video

[@elle2515]

Troom troom will make a video about telling people about how nice their nails are and say ITs NoT A pROblem ANYmOrE

[@erinhildibrand5795]

gotta get those troom troom views...

[@danielle1687]

Every time I see or hear the “IT’S NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE” it goes off in my head...

[@aria6725]

*aboot

[@luxaintsmart1946]

Rachel Connolly true dat

[@Ash-mj8vn]

Eianzsmz

[@tarotq4282]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂 *She told Danielle Bregoli to go outside!!* 🤣🤣🤣

[@aniaskibinska4379]

Yea

[@Alicia-sr8yt]

Cash her ousside how bou' that

[@epkoda]

would be some real bad advice right now 😬

[@farrahshaikh9114]

Nice toga pfp

[@tarotq4282]

@@farrahshaikh9114 thanks xD

[@monicaalexisa]

It's funny how half the roast you'd only understand if you watched these people lol

[@usehername1]

Jesus_luvs_u can you make a video essplainin

[@ceciliaruelas8501]

Jesus_luvs_u The Shane Dawson one was hilarious

[@humbletrashcanrollingthrou7224]

Hahahaha ikr

[@wildflow3rss]

Jesus_luvs_u she does. It's called humor

[@emilywood8585]

Jesus_luvs_u so your saying she watches them lol

[@arooba6318]

This was so fire I had to call the fire fighters 🔥🔥

[@ashleycruz8403]

Arooba xxx 😂

[@somtimesamelia8671]

Or the nail file fighters😀........ Bye

[@brixnne9239]

I love ur profile pic👌

[@lexi8804]

Arooba xxx oh shiii- I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE CAM WAS YOU PFP

[@isabelled4833]

#Marblesisalive

[@jaredkrause3332]

Isabelle BBUUURRNNN #RIPMARBLES

[@soniaramirez9323]

Simply Nailogical Fakeeee

[@dmariab]

Stop simplyfakelogical

[@sunfloweremo]

#RIPMARBLES

[@moonie406]

Simply Nailogical Stop you fake

[@sheabuchmeier1873]

Simply: (roasts everybody) Also Simply: *Oh Markiplier you have a cool mom* What are you trying to tell us here?

[@ivanna1832]

Valkyr_E she’s saying she’s scared of asian moms (joke)

[@feef1699]

Ivanna i’m asian and i’m scared of asian moms, they’re terrifying

[@reilee1906]

Don't roast Asian mom except you want a death wish 🤭

[@clover7015]

you never roast someone's mom, that too low of a bar man

[@willoughstewart2226]

His mom is a nail artist.

[@micsauce]

Can we talk about...HOW MY QUEEN IS #14 ON TRENDING! Slay. Just. Slay. OMG I GOT IN TROUBLE CUZ IM SCREAMING, MY QUEEN HEARTED ME!

[@alliemae895]

MsPanda103 *aka Mia* #12 now!!!!

[@tyradawn2074]

MsPanda103 *aka Mia* #10 last night. now it's #17

[@S.Uranus]

ayyee.its.tyraa #19

[@darrenkirkland691]

Cause the trending page is horrible.

[@oraciolopez4983]

MsPanda103 *aka Mia* 23 now

[@Spongebobs4Life]

HI MY NAMES JENNA AND I GOT A BASKETBALL GAME TOOOMOOOORRROOWWWWWWWW

[@whitykitty2651]

Em B yessssss 👌🏼

[@papasfritasballs]

Em B Good luck!

[@chloechockley3499]

Em B IM A VIRGO

[@sofiarosasillas8638]

Em B i

[@soupsoupson9789]

Em B go win it jennaaaaaa

[@des7261]

Damn I love how she didn't even try to roast Mark NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY PRESIDENT.

[@emilee1655]

HamilTrash !! RIGHT

[@candymoths]

i was so worried at first all i could think was 'don't you DARE say anything mean about Momiplier's work !'

[@xgraciedoll]

when she called connor franta malcolm in the middle hahaha

[@luisas.m.2848]

Nekozawa 😂😂😂😂

[@sofi8245]

OMAGOD DONT SAY THAT ABOUT JENNA SHES A VIRGOOOOO

[@twinkiecoochie8702]

Sofi she also has A BASKETBALL GAME TOMORROWWW

[@mazzy_moon3061]

hi mom

[@oogboog6654]

Sofi VIRGOS, ATTACK!!

[@aestheticflower8584]

Sofi lmaoooooo

[@xdejabvu4365]

FAKER!!!!!

[@ionacmitchell]

“Hey it’s Dan... or Phil”

[@cxkclout]

Im Back For The Roast

[@cheeto_chip]

Kazi Zunayna Marium she isnt the real SimplyNailLogical XD

[@theawesomeoneboom7479]

SimplyFaceLogical. Omg your the best at roasting them. YOUR A HOLO NAIL PRO

[@ayalagovia6729]

SimplyFaceLogical really liza doh you won't reply but do a reading comments on famous youtunes who got roasted. Plz and thank you.!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@vilmaadamaviciene_5255]

SimplyFaceLogical i

[@Nobau62]

SimplyFaceLogical I was the 666 like....

[@janxmri]

4:20 the greatest roast of the vid

[@duck4722]

janxmri UwU when I tap on your time and she was about to say it, a ad came om

[@toyanarson2604]

The timestamp by itself is awesome.

[@pengweng3795]

Catch simply outside how bow dat 😂

[@s4nphob1c21]

'Looks like Liza koshy nails but older'😂😂THE BROWN GIRLS

[@ryu9797]

Cristine: *Miranda Sings eh? Your nails so ugly they make the haters back off* Me: *OHHH SNAP*

[@xzbunnyzx2462]

*cristine

[@wildflow3rss]

Holly Molefhe-Mangadi read this when she said that. Me: •WTFFFFF!!!*

[@Stephanie-zr5eb]

Holly Molefhe-Mangadi lol

[@octoberamethyst6309]

Holly Molefhe-Mangadi Me: ohhhhhhhh nice 👍

[@aliceofclover]

Holly Molefhe-Mangadi NOICEEE

[@unicorn-nm3st]

DONT FCK WITH SIMPLY

[@tantrannhat60]

uni corn21 i will

[@tantrannhat60]

i mean i will not

[@caophuongchi1059]

+Tân Trần Nhật Vietnamese ey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@karenconner8092]

uni corn21 ikr she LLLLLIIIIIITTT

[@viviancheng6302]

uni corn21 i liked ur comment so it could be at 666 likes

[@sarahgaylee]

Gabbie Hanna sent one of her own photos? Why am I surprised?

[@justadeadcorpse]

69 likes nice

[@chileeeanyways1086]

Liza koshy: just a little Brown girl with big dreams Cristine: just some little nails with no future Me: LMAO😂😂😂😂😂

[@AshleySC83]

*Proceed to your nearest burn center:* en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

[@jul1033]

Ashley but i live in finland...

[@venlapekkala1091]

julia the actual trashcan Suomalainen Holosexual!! Torille

[@candycatgaming4004]

Holo Whovian sokoksel on holo body dlitterii

[@sarahwalker452]

Simply Nailogical does not work😭

[@venlapekkala1091]

lps random hitsi ku lähimmälle sokokselle kestää melkee tunti autolla 😭😭

[@miiistymoon]

SAFIYA'S ROAST ACTUALLY LIT ME ON FIRE

[@kacylewis2470]

adri omg I thought I was the only one😂

[@sarairivero1463]

adri omg lol

[@veniecechan174]

Cristine: why do I have no friends??? Also Cristine: posts this video

[@abby-se6de]

2:36 fav roast And also when she said ooh roasted just like Buzz Feed

[@victoria-yx5sz]

Abby x mine 2

[@jagdipbrar8198]

Abby x .

[@shanaia1643]

Abby x same ayyy

[@jent6021]

Abby x I

[@slothplays7643]

...

[@Eka-bj3cr]

"Is that Malcom in a he middle?" Dead hahahah 😂 😂

[@Jjajsjsjsshshh]

Dracomalfoylover 8000 Draco Malfoy ❤️❤️

[@killjoykromers7439]

Dracomalfoylover 8000 Same 😂

[@LucyDris]

I have Harry Potter pyjamas on right now

[@cheyennejung7092]

Simply Nailogical that's Conner franta he make KZbin

[@agnes8158]

liked *JUST* for the name and pic

[@helenarezo2492]

"You're nails look busted from all that crafting, maybe you should spend more time crying" Damn Cristine, I didn't expect that from you

[@alexisp889]

i could see the pain in her eyes even with the sunglasses when she poured her tea on the table.

[@cupidsblessings35]

Alexis Prado TRUE HOLY SHIT Also that supernatural profile pic

[@kenscat03]

Paint ducks on your nails because DUCK NAILS

[@lexi8804]

kensandmel sv *whOhoHoo*

[@SoapAndChocolate69]

Omg yes

[@kiruthigashanmugananthan9483]

All Cristine needs to be a real KZbinr now is a diss track with her enemies ex, fancy cars, and stupid people...

[@imogen9176]

kiruthiga shanmugananthan her fancy 2004 Mazda 3!! YES

[@misosouphere6074]

+Simply Nailogical Stop it. Just stop it.

[@reveluvlp1714]

5:50 so roasted 😂 Wow didn't realize that the thumbnails always the same 😐

[@amie5351]

"It's dan...or Phil" iM sHOoK

[@noticemealicepieplez1048]

TolSmolBean IM SHOOKETH

[@nou1226]

NOTICEME SENPAI Hi mom

[@dolanbabes444]

Hi Mom

[@teachmedad2078]

TolSmolBean hi mom

[@tianagentry7538]

TolSmolBean hi mom

[@laurabauer9563]

Safiya should buy the first five nail care products the internets recommends to her lol

[@olivia.lambert]

They should collab again

[@lindsayrivas5815]

Laura Bauer yassssssss

[@jade-lk8nj]

quack quack DUCK NAILSSSS

[@panpwintphyu7740]

Jade H Hi mom

[@jojospencer5019]

Jade H WooOOO

[@petitepikahh]

I'm sorry, simplynaillogical can't come to KZbin right now. Why? Oh. BECAUSE SHE'S ROASTING. #simplysavagelogical

[@sianabaker6958]

Petite Pikahh YES

[@reyver1e]

Petite Pikahh I saw this on the snapchat :)

[@mayaa1336]

7:45 drink slave!!! I'm dead

[@sarahwalker452]

Simply Nailogical it does not work 😭💎

[@rosastttrup2971]

The Drawing Bae its fake!

[@catraapplesaucemeowmeow9540]

The Drawing Bae ITS A VIRUS AND FAKE

[@AishwaryaNet]

3:34 I don't know whose nails these are...they look like Liza Koshy's but older Answer: Superwoman!

[@ohitsjustava804]

Aishwarya Net What did liza do to her i want to punch her

[@ohitsjustava804]

But i know it is just a joke

[@eel000]

well done

[@eel000]

well fucking done

[@addy5455]

Lol

[@mariellalybrito3689]

“She’s not even a real KZbinr” 😂

[@1995TheCaroline]

honestly the best roast

[@asu-ha]

But where's the lie??

[@jaidatiananga466]

“Roasted just like buzzfeed”💀💀😂😂😂😂

[@minnierawson629]

Ya

[@alannaparrywatson9721]

Jaida Tiananga yassss

[@moody-eclipse3226]

Jaida Tiananga That rhymed

[@niamhbeckett5784]

16 on trending f yeah

[@deszirobloc5393]

Stars are shooting Like you 10! $

[@starlitskye5461]

Stars are shooting Like you 10 now

[@thepersonwhohasnovideos6052]

11 now aaa

[@sofiaslife3054]

thepersonwhohasnovideos yusss

[@falloutdragons7707]

Stars are shooting Like you now 11 so proud 🤘🏼

[@Victoria-hy5vs]

Best part: *cash me outside girl appears* "Who the eff is this? She's not real you tuber get out of the way" BAHAHAH I LOVE CRISTINE

[@oyeahmrkrabs1747]

Black Princess watch the cash me outside girl respond. She did it to rice gum lmao

[@roisinhunter600]

Why does she sound so much like pewds??

[@hyshra20]

I love how she never even roasted Markiplier

[@husky2214]

Who said canadians were nice 😂

[@maelikesmangos8420]

Husky lol

[@joanneswiftwolfe5096]

Husky lmaoo

[@vscogirl133]

Lol (I’m Canadian) but still lol

[@joanneswiftwolfe5096]

Gymnastics_ 13 I'm SORRRRYYYYY I'm Canadian🇨🇦 Saskatchewan

[@vscogirl133]

Joanne Swiftwolfe it’s ok lol

[@malloriecampbell906]

When Christine said “ ugly ass nails” she sounded like my teacher saying “ come on bitches”

[@auroravaca8981]

Mallorie Ryan Kristine* ☺

[@-LOVE-U-xb2vn]

MissPiggyت Cristine*😁

[@jagdipbrar8198]

Mallorie Ryan qZ

[@mvrycts5074]

It doesn’t even sound the same you liar

[@paytons.]

Mary jane Life she may have meant the tone of her voice, not the words sounding the same.

[@TheJamation]

Video Idea: Remake the "It's not Logical" song by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in their baby-bop days into a "It's Nailogical" version

[@aubreymc1923]

JAMation OMG YESSSS

[@frame9964]

" Hey it's Dan or Phil- your nails look busted from all that.. Crafting "

[@ethansilas5556]

If *anyone* else roasted my mans Dan, I'd fight them... But Cristine can do whatever the fuck she wants tbh

[@rubyqueen2006]

Saexxmii George SAME

[@ethansilas5556]

Outerspace Stockstills OOF

[@_paleo.figs_5881]

Same bruh

[@ana-ql4rm]

I was so surprised she referenced the paper snowflake vid 😂

[@kiwiikae]

10/10 truth

[@charliefriese8887]

You should adopt a duck

[@cruelladevil8744]

her cats would eat it

[@victoredwardo9485]

Another Cat.

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

DUCK NAILS

[@ditsascreation4471]

Not duck a fuck

[@laurenwalsh2953]

Ditsa's Creation fuck a duck jk I just thought about 😂

[@sarahchapnick8139]

"is that malcolm in the middle" cONNOR FRANTA IS SHOOK

[@katebutler3632]

The first and only time Cristine ends a video with Starbucks left to drink

[@Ash-mm2fh]

Cristine see's Connor Franta: Who is this Malcom in the Middle? Within that moment my heart broke just a little

[@calliejo8644]

So Weird Ash this deeply hurt my soul

[@MNachman]

So Weird Ash me too

[@carolinemclerran8954]

3:08

[@keiracummins2924]

I felt physical pain when this happened

[@georgiemoors8804]

Good. It wasn't just me 😭

[@trishabok6787]

Cristine: Rosanna Pansino, Nerdy Nummies, it’s more like NAILS ARE NUBBIES! I’m dead😂

[@niloufarlotus]

Hello

[@rachelmiller3269]

I would roast troom troom but its illegal to burn *TRASH!!!*

[@karmyyy1347]

Hello Sunshine lol poor ro

[@karmyyy1347]

fluff cat OOOOOOOOHHHHHH BUUUUURRRRRNNNNN

[@surfboard7195]

That was my favourite roast 😂

[@kovit5320]

I died when she said Marble was dead.

[@maiastephanie2986]

Fox the Mighty is he??

[@mia-pp6uh]

Fox the Mighty I KNOW RIGHT

[@firestar-mq4on]

Maia Stephanie Jenna's dog

[@therubylemur]

The Jenna Marbles roast was perfect, she knew all the references lol

[@bubblesneverpopMsp]

"I guesd it was like the rest of your channel.... CLICKBAIT" *felt the shade from the uk*

[@bustdownthotiana3086]

11bubblesneverpop11 Msp me too😂😂

[@livmae4114]

11bubblesneverpop11 Msp same I felt it from the uk

[@cornontheorb1627]

11bubblesneverpop11 Msp I was watching that EXACT part of the video while reading ur comment so it lined up 😂😂

[@wendyrob71]

Yea same

[@ilikefrogs9782]

Same here same here

[@miamitchell431]

"Is that Malcolm in the middle?"Ahahahhha

[@leelaabinal3166]

Mia Mitchell literally when you said that I was in the part of the video where she said that omg

[@honiheart9911]

Mia Mitchell my mouth has been hanging open for a solid 2 minutes

[@ra161r]

HOLO JIMINIE

[@peepeepoopoo7182]

sugarymochi army

[@reallymaya2554]

Mia Mitchell Hi I am an new youtuber. Im 13 and i hope to be a very known youtuber by the age of 15. Although I have no videos they are coming super soon. If you could suscribe to me that would be super helpful.❤thx

[@olivedecker8181]

Shane's roast still has me shook

[@layla-bo5fr]

Olive Decker me too 😂

[@kvyam]

*Are you part of the ShaneGang LOL*

[@audrianachandler2269]

Eliza Martinez I am

[@samiiic.7289]

Olive Decker shooketh*

[@goingcrazy2127]

Eliza Martinez yup I am

[@camilaschieler6668]

Is it just me or do jenna marbles and cristine sound so much alike

[@Uniquely-Unoriginal]

Thank you! I noticed that too on several occasions. Glad I'm not the only one :)

[@jeannetteatmppl2773]

I noticed that too.

[@icypear4717]

do a "Teach You How To Nail Art Tour", oh wait I forgot, you don't do nail art anymore... #ROASTED (I also forgot I'm not funny... heh heh...)

[@stellagalbraith6415]

I love simplyroastlogical and simplysavagelogical it's my life I love watch

[@palomav9658]

Slime With Stellita I

[@robyn656]

When she mentioned dan I DIED

[@masterazu842]

Robyn well hello cute little zombie

[@the_hooman3939]

Robyn Don't die,Craft

[@axis8221]

when she mentioned dan I stated to craft

[@louisa7890]

Robyn I

[@abbis.910]

Robyn I DID TOO

[@livsalazar3484]

Heyyyy🤗, anyone else realized Christine is a sock, Corrine is a witch, and Safia is a bat? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 edit OMGGGGGGGG T^HX FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!!!

[@christena8871]

And Cristine is a sock

[@elleb3496]

it’s safiya not safia

[@luxaintsmart1946]

unicorn love yes Finally I don’t feel weird

[@rhianna3493]

Cristine* not Christine. Safiya* not Safia. I don’t know who Corrine is.

[@dayanara6428]

*Cristine* without the *H*, *Safiya* with a *Y*, and *Corinne* *double n not r* sorry

[@misspinklumi]

THE DAN ROAST IM SCREAMING SKSJFJKAW

[@floortjeer]

|-/

[@robee1602]

So many references, I swear to god Christine is the biggest KZbin fangirl

[@melissamoussa5596]

Robe E is it bad the i understood all of them...

[@robee1602]

Melissa Moussa nah, i got them too.

[@robee1602]

Melissa Moussa guess we have the same taste in youtubers

[@simplyjess9656]

I know I sound like human spellcheck but *Cristine I'm sorry

[@shaden888]

Melissa Moussa same 😂😂

[@iluvart1482]

*Who is this Malcom in the Middle?* DEAD

[@taylorcreart2797]

But Connor franta is amazing

[@lanaj5809]

Daniel? Has the queen spoken about YOU?!?!?!

[@mia5298]

PHANDOMM

[@cate3235]

Nani!?

[@lilrewb4646]

shes like a combo of jenna marbles and pewdiepie.

[@parisashirani6683]

4:21 Quality😂

[@tartmangoes7553]

Noice

[@Vanessa-zp3nl]

Simply Roastlogical

[@zxlty]

*simplyroastlogical

[@lilac0629]

Bum what r u doing here-

[@TheSimshon]

Sometimes I question myself, Are Cristines roasts really Roasts? *ROASTED*

[@rottingzzombie]

BISH YEA THEY ARE OWO

[@askswifty7092]

Lame. :/

[@nataliet5517]

Ashley Does Gaming not impressed 😒

[@askswifty7092]

@@nataliet5517 ikr..if ur making a joke, make it a good one or delete it

[@saraht9421]

Roast ception

[@emppos432]

I actually didn't expect Marzia. and Gabbie... I did expect Corinne... And Lindsey...

[@julieisntrelevant8262]

Emppos Expect?

[@emppos432]

Julie isn't relevant oh fuck

[@dua_junaid]

I didn't expect Lindsey at all! xD Though I almost screamed when I saw her.

[@emppos432]

Julie isn't relevant no wonder my teacher is mad

[@emppos432]

Half The Heart fuuu i spelled her name wrong