Rob Haze Stand-Up

The Book of Ye Podcast co-host Rob Haze makes his Tonight Show stand-up debut with jokes about working at the airport, adult bullying and solving small world problems, like chip cards versus swipe cards.
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Rob Haze Stand-Up
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[@jordanco7380]

"These people are extras in the movie that is my life" lmaoooo so true thoo

[@DavidKholz]

what I got from it is "you're not even in the credits" ;)

[@sharonsmalls6846]

Jordan Co Lol!

[@brendanlorenzo7298]

It's a stolen louis Ck joke look it up

[@portostrengthunion]

@@brendanlorenzo7298 Amen. The Louis CK bit was on Dr. Katz

[@bills755]

He's talking about how he wants a job where he can sit down, but his current job literally has the word "stand-up" in the job title.

[@ZannaTheGreat]

Bill S yes! I noticed that and thought he missed a good opportunity for a good joke there. He was good though

[@airport862]

Bill S Very clever observation.

[@hawihawi9260]

Bill S kkkkk

[@SadfoxGuyver]

He missed an opportunity

[@joe.limbus]

Joku Sekou it probably would’ve came off too corny

[@purplemango2138]

"These people are extras in the movie that in my life....but they feel like they have speaking parts.". OMG Dying!!!! 😂😂

[@wellingtonjuku]

“They Remembered My Birthday 🎂 “ 😂😂🙌🏾💯

[@GothBatty]

Wellington Juku 😹

[@cassandramartinez1031]

Wellington Juku 😂😂😂

[@adhynugroho9424]

That bit had an awesome build-up.

[@XtraThankYouTube]

Them bullies be the real ones. Planning for you and stuff. Making you feel special. 😂

[@ZeeshanMuhammadX]

That was legit funny! That "characters without speaking parts" joke was funny as hell! :D I hope this dude has a great journey to his comedy pinnacle.

[@luvvinallmusik5748]

The 'speaking parts' joke was hilarious & spot-on. How many of us r hearing opinions we NEVER asked for?

[@QueerBiNatureNYC]

The "speaking parts" joke is so true! Thank You!

[@ruffey1748]

He just wanted to sit down, but now he's doing stand-up.

[@cabjswe]

ikr

[@coke6995]

Rebecca 😭

[@Warlock-Morlock]

That's how he got the gig, he had stand up experience.

[@RobynLouise86]

😭😭😭

[@apierre6]

I went to UGA with this dude. Glad to see him doing well. Funny stuff!

[@dr.zahalka8873]

What did he study??

[@49erfaithful86]

Whaaa?! That's awesome! Go Dawgs!

[@danishamcclendon]

Omg thats lit 🔥.

[@starisesun7692]

Whoa lucky

[@rileyscott5827]

That was awesome! I don't know how he maintained his poker face. I would've cracked up at my own jokes if I was him, lol :)

[@Mctendies]

Really funny dude. It's hard to do this kind of humor right and he nailed it.

[@RockSleeper]

Wtf do you mean this kind of humor? this is basic comedy. there was nothing outstanding about his set.

[@The85SouthShow]

HILARIOUS!!!

[@melanyeboston151]

I didn't know who he was until he was on the 85 South Show. He is definitely hilarious! Love it!

[@catherinemiller1988]

I think he's hilarious. I didn't want him to stop talking..

[@shanazmohammed2655]

Catherine Miller neither did i

[@LukeZwarteVacht]

"Imma lose my job if one more person swipes." They really do be acting like that though. This was hilarious.

[@palettesandpunchlines3042]

Wow. I saw this guy perform for an event in my building about 3 years ago. I liked him then and it's so amazing he's here now!!!

[@Tkssa580]

Are we chippin or are we swipin? 😂😂😂😂

[@SP-bt9mp]

B K dont they have tap and go in merica?

[@Tkssa580]

Sam Pedley yea. Apple Pay and Android Pay

[@Oziefox]

What does it mean?

[@Tkssa580]

Oséias Falcão when using a bank card to pay for anything anywhere, either you insert the card to use the chip or simply just swipe. Using the chip is much more secure than swiping the card.

[@Oziefox]

Thank you for the answer. Inserting the card is way more secure

[@AshtreyGaming]

To be completely honest. Best new comedian I’ve seen in a very long time. ✌🏼

[@johnsnow1749]

I loved the "extras in the movie that is my life" bit. Very clever and well said.

[@kdf333kdf]

"they fill like they have speaking parts." lol

[@mag99w5]

I love it when people are dry when they do comedy. It’s like their talking to their selves! It makes it so much more funny!

[@jacobanteau6020]

The best part is listening to Jimmy laugh in the background and seeing his shadow snickering

[@Heavenzvoice]

Everyone’s laughing at the “ extras in my life w/ no speaking parts”, I like when he said,” be quiet, you’re not in the credits!” Lol that was funny🤣🤣😂😂

[@gshockley100]

I love this guy! So relaxed n laid back. Great set❤️

[@laminediallo9014]

"Are we chipping or are we swiping?" is real AF 😂😂😂

[@bluelambo5]

Lamine Diallo can u elaborate?

[@laminediallo9014]

Derek we all have credit/debit cards with a chip on it but, when you go to the register you have to ask "do I insert the chip or do I swipe?" Depending on where you shop some days you have to chip and some days you have to swipe.

[@bluelambo5]

Lamine Diallo oh I see. I'm from Canada. We just tap the card on a sensor thing lol

[@xoraxoranight2949]

“You ain’t even in the credits...” oh I am totally using that! 🤣🤣 I love dry humor

[@anarain7206]

😂😂😂 he’s right about the chip or swipe

[@riversimone9516]

I love this guy! Would love to see more of him!

[@bruceaskew2107]

He did a good job 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@hospitalcleaner]

That smirk at 4:00 is hilarious

[@brandell4638]

MORE Rob Haze!

[@KD-st9ml]

Hysterical ! This guy is so funny He needs a movie part

[@Graylegs]

This dude is awesome!

[@commando1912]

I love this guy, keep up the good work.

[@m.o.cfitnessrolemodels3642]

''you are an extra in a movie that is my life'' - i'll be using that, lol

[@TheSuperRayRay1]

Haha “I’m pro bullying” case out of nowhere this guy funny

[@abriabonner7374]

We need more!

[@angelbabe30511]

Love him and his delivery

[@candicequick2365]

“You know bad guys don’t know about the computer chip yet.”😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@Zay97]

Much funnier than I expected

[@susanneschroeder1587]

Funniest stand up I've heard in a looooooooooooooong time!

[@lhj276]

That chip/swipe bit at the end is so fg funny because it's so fg true. Wow. Awesome.

[@hyacinthdibley2420]

"A movie that is my life" I knew I'd be a movie star one day. :)

[@ChazEvansdale]

You're just an extra, and we didn't pay you to comment 😛😛😛

[@dbzkhalid01]

Dude is hilarious

[@aaronlac]

"I'm pro-bullying" 😂😂😂

[@KhanCanRant]

He did get great response. Funny dude and good delivery

[@boo2731]

Love the chip/swipe bit

[@CrystalBlackmore]

Yayyy go Rob. New fan

[@Nabo42]

Someone give this man a Netflix special!

[@PhilipABuck]

That was gold!!! Hilarious!

[@jakecurtis6381]

This dude is amazing! so funny

[@goodconnectivity9044]

This shit had me dying.

[@nbaelitesucks5314]

Aye he good but why he look like a missing Ball brother....LaRob Ball 😂😂

[@cnsummers4086]

Daniel Yenegeta Lmao fr tho

[@princethemack]

That was smooth😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@maddyrose6143]

when he said," They remembered my birth day." i was like, why would you want to bully someone so much that you put a date in your calender.

[@dezzyraze8371]

I think some of the bullies he was talking about made it to the comments section.

[@sarahda845]

Dezzy Raze least they never made it out of the basement bedroom, their lowly ass's are sitting in

[@dezzyraze8371]

True!

[@timothyamaraobrien]

Brilliant!

[@LiquidThunder12]

phenomenal.

[@jonnyd8399]

@RobHaze Awesome! At my local Home Depot it is just like that with the chip or swipe.....!!!! hahahah if you do he wrong one they are like, "now we have to reboot the system"

[@adonisdaspecialist]

Very proud of u cuz 💯💯💯.

[@user-po3lj6zg2e]

Love him!

[@Rachael87254]

Amazing and hilarious!

[@sillysausage72]

😂😂😂We chippin' or we swippin'!

[@Fluid416]

Solid material.

[@paigebenjamin3288]

The joke about the chopping one day and swiping the next is spot on😂😂😂😂

[@juliosantana1341]

Very funny i like him

[@apiemikey]

I like these jokes

[@dreamsofjasmine3085]

omg the chip/swiping thing really got me

[@westwardpomonagyrl4358]

You’re not in the credits😹

[@danubissim]

Yaas! He said 'Romanian' 🙆‍♀️ we never get a shout out 😂

[@LittleMissIcee]

Omg he was so funny!! I laughed the whole video!

[@khaleesisnow1683]

His set was funny😂

[@titankiller5790]

Your a real comedian ... my props to you dude... you killing me mannnnnn..... bomboclaat

[@loveforeignaccents]

Good stuff!

[@kennethfagan9738]

Awesome job!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferfriedman8079]

Because of this, when I'm in America and I go to pay for something, I always ask if they're chipping or swiping. 🤔

[@antlavelle319]

The funniest joke ive heard him tell is a joke he has about every country having rectangle flags. Wish he wouldve told it on here. He still did his thing though

[@BrandMath-ns5yc]

Lmao all puns, this is very hard comedy style. He did a great job

[@thetimdmiller]

The trolls in these comments are too thirsty. Dude is funny.

[@throwmeaname]

Lmao that’s some energy

[@multifandomz8221]

I've never laughed so hard hearing a joke about the card chip ahahahahah but it's so true tho

[@preethikanya235]

Amazing 😍

[@whiteglovedetailing1]

Haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[@lecoBRRJ]

the best

[@danielhoover3208]

He has a straight face the whole time which makes it so much funnier

[@taylorgallion2748]

whoa whoa whoa! put the chip in! you gunna blow this whole place up. lolol

[@Blitznstitch2]

Good job!!!!!

[@T6V3R1C]

Very good

[@saleemahshakir7874]

Your good at what you do Rob!

[@davonte_bailey]

I completely relate to the “lost face” 😩

[@SonofSamhein]

Had to peep this, off the strength of his visit to "Desus & Mero": young cat has some talent...funny as hell; and, he has a new fan...!

[@hlowrylong]

Seinfeld-esque... love it ... making unique & clever observations in a ridiculously funny way ... I’m a huge fan

[@daisydavis7270]

3:11 WHEN HE SAYS BIRTHDAY HE REMINDS ME OF TYLER THE CREATOR OMFGGGG

[@BGMcWhirter]

Good stuff

[@shanazmohammed2655]

More!

[@roy168x]

That tie.

[@angganda2195]

He has more of a baby face than Ali Kolbert . Splendid comedy from both.

[@CeeJay611]

I like him. His jokes are super random but it's funny

[@strawhatironpp7524]

made me smirk

[@RoodianneTide]

Hilarious!

[@bluetextbooks]

That boy is good. The jokes make you think lol