Rob Haze vs. The Machines | Stand Up Comedy

Comedian Rob Haze jokes about censorship online, the latest fashion trends, and a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theories in his Don't Tell Comedy set!
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Rob Haze is a comedian from Atlanta, Georgia. Rob’s new special Frontin’ is available now on KZbin. He is a writer/ performer on Sherman’s Showcase on IFC. He was on the first Sneaker Sketch show Sneak This on B/R Kicks. Rob’s standup has been featured on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Late Show, Comedy Central, and Viceland. Rob has a podcast called The Inconsistent Podcast with Rob Haze available everywhere.
Instagram: / robhaze
TikTok: / robhaze
KZbin: @RobHaZepresents
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Adam Pasi
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
End Music: Maxwell Phillips
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA

[@tommymorgan2019]

Am I the only one who wants them to bring back the old Outro music?

[@joemcatee4162]

Such a banger of a song lol

[@shaspearman8647]

Yes! What the hell? That was my jam. I was always bankhead bouncing to that.

[@Izduk]

I'm sure if this comment stay top they'll think about it

[@creamyhummus]

YES!

[@sanjemyles3944]

Yes please

[@famfamfam5782]

No way the conspiracy bells joke is the toppest tier joke I’ve heard in probably literally years. Whole set before was legit some of sharpest writing around period too

[@JK-qi7pp]

It's true to boot. Clocks were a way of controlling people, especially once they entered factory floors. Workers wouldn't be able to afford their own clocks, so the factory owners would often mess with the clocks and have people working overtime without them noticing.

[@bibsythecottonelf7147]

“They tryna control us broo” Man he’s right, you KNOW someone was saying that 😂

[@xapokalypse]

​@@JK-qi7pp I'm not surprised at all but that's wild 💀

[@hotgirlmess]

Nah it was always too loud compared to the comedian's set it was so jarring lol

[@er...]

Bring back the Shakespeare collar 🤣🤣🤣that's what's up!

[@terrytube5247]

For a guy who seems to be asleep, he has some great riffs on 400 years of technology (I am including collars as a technology).

[@EngagementEngineer]

On an episode of #TheInconsistentPodcast Rob casually inserts a full break down of LASER as an acronym mid-conversation. My whole life I thought laser was just a regular word. 💡🧠😄 #edutainment #livecomedy #standupcomedy #comedywriter #comedyshow

[@wew8820]

About the conspiracy theories, here's an excerpt about sundials from an ancient Roman poem by the comedian Plautus (c250 BC): The gods confound the man who first found out How to distinguish hours! Confound him too Who in this place set up a sundial To cut and hack my days so wretchedly Into small portions! When I was a boy, My belly was my sundial: one more sure, Truer, and more exact than any of them. This dial told me when it was time To go to dinner, when I had anything to eat; But nowadays, why even when I have, I can’t fall-to unless the sun gives leave. The town’s so full of these confounded dials, The greatest part of its inhabitants, Shrunk up with hunger, creep along the streets.

[@EngagementEngineer]

"When I was eating one meal a day, you didn't care." 😂😅😂 "Meanwhile my father was at home....fine." 🤣 There are no throwaway lines. Solid laughs per minute ratio. Thanks to #KattWilliams comedy nerds can now argue using stats! #DidYouKnow #TheMoreYouKnow 💡🧠😄 #livecomedy #standupcomedy #comedywriter #comedyshow #dadjokes #90sNostalgia #HumansVsArtificialIntelligence #ArtOfficialIntelligence @RobHaZepresents #DeLaSoul

[@JeremiahBryant]

Dude is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Anonymously_J]

Rob Haze is LEGIT 😂

[@Psyche_MMA]

🔥🔥😂😂

[@furiousrobinson]

Cooking for clicks is nuts!

[@boldnbrash7028]

Comedy style is Just your high friend rambling

[@Suckmyleftone]

This is definitely what I needed after a long day of work while I’m eating some food 😊 thank you Rob!

[@parashar4690]

amazing storyteller with the right amount of humour, both educational and funny af

[@EngagementEngineer]

#RobHaze comedy special #Frontin is out now on KZbin. Full brain engagement 💡🧠😄 #livecomedy #standupcomedy #comedywriter #comedyshow

[@MsMakeba]

2:41 "He's eating SOUP!" 😂 😅 😂 @RobHaZepresents Okay.....I'm listening for real now that my brain has released that! #comedywriter #StandUpComedian #Frontin #TheInconsistentPodcast #Hazeopedia #highbrow #blerd #adhdrelief #listenable #DearAlgorithm #BlackFutureMonth

[@morganmarshall450]

Just seeing this guy for the first time. This is the hardest I laughed all week😄

[@KBWeeds]

I LOVE ROB HAZE!!!

[@ted.25blu57]

Genius! Jacket and shoes fly too

[@locodinero81]

And I want Shakespeare collar while I’m I’m doing it 😂

[@SOUNDINTHECITY]

i laugh mucho

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

😂😂😂 killa afraid to say kill 😂😂😂

[@dre_withwithout]

“I was closeted about my dad.” 😂

[@thenopasslook]

great set

[@thogvii934]

weak crowd

[@surrelvision1538]

Cooking for clicks, is a bar, Rob!! Nicely done, sir!! 😉👌

[@das_it_mane]

The AI salary is literally a socialist policy (I'm saying that in a good way)

[@rebekah620able]

also we are boyocotting mcdonalds :D

[@_NewtonMeter]

Straight faced delivery.😂

[@garciavashchino1]

Just as the jokes were making hit hype levels of humor... He out😢

[@jrob2430]

He was good on After Midnight the other day

[@admtpasi]

❤

[@TheDwightMamba]

Stone cold killer.

[@006G1]

🔥🔥🔥🔥 keep going Rob

[@ruthantiaobong3502]

2:50 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂for real!!

[@-.-E-.-]

So funny!

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Did u know

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

First Hahaha I AM FIRST YAHHHH #johnnyx100 bouta be seen 😮😮😮

[@SnowmanAgent]

Nahh dude, its me

[@Nicelifeinnature]

Great coverage! I have always found the Guyanas to be intriguing.

[@nathanpeachs2704]

😂 they did bring back the collar, in the 90s😂

[@romelldawkins5515]

Good set 😂

[@juliogutierrez8859]

Hello Paige

[@TanishaWilcox]

You a killer but you scared to say kill?! 🤣😂

[@LifeOnCoach]

✌🏾

[@Thelifeofbeingme123]

The unalive joke gave TikTok vibes

[@borlanderobertson5666]

Good set❤

[@laylonidiamondz8447]

Early Gang

[@SnowmanAgent]

first

[@locodinero81]

I also would dust a robots back

[@ImBae]

lolll

[@Pukkademps]

Lmao Rob is so funny

[@LD-ky8bo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paigechavez9232]

Hello Alex

[@geetansh6645]

L crowd

[@admtpasi]

Hell yes

[@spiderpimp33]

Facts! He have indeed been eating’! Lol! We saw him down here in ATL when he was tiny while performing at The Apache. He was a beast then, and is still a beast now.

[@RobHaZepresents]

I wish I was tiny again lol

[@spiderpimp33]

@@RobHaZepresents Man you are still a beast on stage! Plus, weight comes and goes. I just turned 40 last week and trying to drop 10-15 myself.

[@MrYowen88]

Don’t listen to the bells lol… genius.

[@Withlovefrmstranger]

Gotta watch out for Rob. Great content and delivery and on your face jokes 😂😂😂

[@pbrown7501]

AI-based research into disease analysis, diagnosis, and search for treatment has been underway for years.

[@zoenagy9458]

bad

[@gregjones8996]

Lame