Robbing a bank in 2028

[@BlaqueRaven]

*Robber calls police to report two bank employees harrassing him*

[@raghord1380]

An uno reverse situation 💀

[@devonm042690]

"I'm being held up at the bank officer. These two wouldn't give me my money when I asked for it."

[@robertmilchis5955]

I work for an ethics and compliance hotline. I can confirm I had an anonymous call reporting two bank employees harassing the caller.

[@kucingninja7934]

Lol. 🤣

[@Madworld_NZ]

Probably could do that in NYC now...

[@mchllwoods]

"you're hard man? That's not a gun?" Had me dying!!😂😂😂

[@xxyy1318]

Rip

[@cherrymetha3185]

That’s a famous line by Mae West . In February 1936 she was at Los Angeles Railway Station . A police officer was assigned to escort her home .She said to him ‘ Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?’ She then delivered the same line in the movie ‘She Done Him Wrong’ . That line now has been used millions of times, often with slight variations .

[@deenafrederick322]

I burst out laughing in the office at that part 😂

[@tmar8959]

I know this is a joke but did you hear the story of a young Ghanaian man who was 'attracted' to the teller, they $h0+ him (he survived) cz they thought 'it' was a &un. I can't 😥

[@StephJ0seph]

​​​@@cherrymetha3185 I thought of a similar thing from a song called "Daddy Cop" from the show "The Rookie" one verse said "Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Lol 😂

[@imscenery]

"Yo, tag me bro." Had me dying!😂😂😂😂😂

[@TeaLurker]

1.4K likes but no comments

[@ourybah7633]

😂😂

[@jeffrenjr]

"They can be hard too" "Yeah they can.. pause.. yoooo" That whole part got me bawlin🤣

[@Mayday46]

Robber being robbed. Not his money but his dignity as a robber. 😂

[@genkrieg]

Mission failed twice 😹

[@shinodamasaru7945]

The robber can file a case for mental abuse and harassment.

[@rafaelstephen719]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@steph8842]

Robber: " sigh... alright, are you guys hiring?😭

[@btfldragon]

20 years time investment plan to rob bank for several hundred thousands of dollars

[@antpr2]

"We'll rob the bank month by month... By taking pay checks!"

[@AyubHassan07]

1.4k likes no comments? Let me fix that

[@Ikhmalboy]

W COMMENT

[@Duncan_Campbell]

That's in the Onion Movie, that clip comes up every few months.

[@gaijin_sailovideos1333]

That robber is Christian Bale with a cold

[@MillieBlackRose]

I was thinking that 😂 well not the cold part but Batman.

[@gaijin_sailovideos1333]

@@MillieBlackRose 😂😂 ikr lol

[@MillieBlackRose]

@@gaijin_sailovideos1333 oh how the mighty have fallen

[@gaijin_sailovideos1333]

@@MillieBlackRose 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆🤭🤭.. The Dark Knight Falling 😂

[@MillieBlackRose]

@@gaijin_sailovideos1333 I could see that being a whole skit 🤣🤣🤣 Bruce looses all his money so Batman has a new type of job.

[@Shadow_monnarch]

The only thing missing is having the two employees ask to join xD

[@enzibub89]

the way the robber poses at the end like he just accepts defeat

[@Angel_14101]

Robber: man I'm done dude, whatever ✌️

[@joanneblack7697]

​@Angel_14101 😂😂😂

[@TheWeebCalledShira]

At that point I'd just ask how much cash he has access to and politely ask him to get some. Take a bit for yourself too, this is a robbery who's gonna know, have some chinese tonight

[@pb1_6]

ole. mole.

[@private.lifestyle2024]

Aye. Tag me bro 😂

[@haithammihawk8215]

Blud thinks i have the keys to the safe... Hilarious 😂😂

[@rbae]

Didn't think we'd ever hear Rudy say blud lol

[@Mikaelbarcena]

​@@rbaeye

[@FelixNCarvalho]

@@Mikaelbarcena Your profile pictures made me think rbae replied to himself because of the colors lmao.

[@Mikaelbarcena]

@@FelixNCarvalho ah yes, wall-e and beast gohan look the same

[@taahasiddiqui1071]

Blud thinks he's part of the skit he watched... Hilarious 😂

[@SenyaSeyomova]

That's exactly the vibe of my office filled with gen zs, every one of us would point to their forehead if a robber comes or just take a picture with him

[@Shadynastys]

Are y'all just desensitized

[@ypanso]

Yup

[@remitsai46]

wait fr?

[@Jasminaismail]

Whole skit had me dying🤣🤣🤣

[@ehsanakbar1701]

"911 whats your emergency?" "Two employees are harrasing me"

[@jianli4523]

Stolen

[@Andrew-he2pb]

@@jianli4523 Like ur mom

[@jairoiii6571]

DAMN

[@vintagevibes-wl3wr]

@@Andrew-he2pb DAYUM

[@JetLightSpeed]

@@Andrew-he2pb you sure you aren’t mentioning your own situation?

[@mudd1668]

"shoot me ,shoot me" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NK-dt1kp]

Pointing at his head like he's Johan or something 😂

[@nikosakellis5642]

“LETS GO SHOOT ME, SHOOT ME, SHOOOOOOOT MEEEEE!!”

[@FarmingUnclear]

He don't even want to be there

[@toastbrains1471]

thats what i would say if im getting robbed

[@NDJunction]

when gen z and millennials be confronted each other xD

[@lexecomplexe4083]

Robber walk in with the most polite batman voice and think the tellers gonna be scared 😂

[@cappy9342]

"yo tag me brah" fr got me XD

[@justindixon1586]

Honestly thought he called Tristan over to die like that one coworker you can’t stand 😂

[@xxyy1318]

TRISTEN with an "e". Get it right.

[@EerybodyIsAnnoying]

​@@xxyy1318 so what if they spelled it with an A. It's not a common name

[@bjrkah1941]

​@@xxyy1318Both are right. Get your facts right

[@naldo9168]

Bro same 😂

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

Me too. You and I would be horrible workmates I think.

[@declanwinchester5146]

This has to be your best sketch yet

[@korvetgarcia7298]

It has ever kind of joke u can imagine!

[@danking6892]

Yup!!! For sure Bro!!

[@LugerP40]

no its his worst

[@danking6892]

@@LugerP40 dude why?

[@LordEyepatch]

Plot Twist: *He was robbing The Phone Scammer Headquarters.*

[@coachian.m]

😂😂 This was hilarious! You did that man! All three characters were different! Good acting man!!

[@coryhamilton936]

Tristan knows what's up. 😂

[@Some_guy_with_gamez]

Yeah the robber apparently, bro needs to come into the bank when he’s not so excited

[@saifulzazwanizar3887]

Damn the 911 likes though

[@1967sfoman]

​@@saifulzazwanizar388745 more in 21 minutes

[@prajnadas9233]

i see what you did there

[@tristanmorgan2014]

I got scared when I heard my name

[@KingElDragon1]

Tristan--“shoot me, shoot me, right here” the annoying best co-worker 😂😂😂

[@SessmaruKusanagiGaming]

Bro wanted help to that express checkout to life 😂😭

[@marystephens765]

It’s the robber’s peace sign that got me😂😂😂😂😂

[@evilfingers4302]

"that's not a gun huh?" that one had me rollin!

[@petricethewaffle7199]

‘Workplace harassment’ except the entire workplace is harassing the criminal

[@prateekgajjala5351]

Now that’s a world where people actually use their brains to confuse the heck out of the robber

[@Angel_14101]

Yaaaa

[@rambletown]

the "yeah they can PAUSE yoooo" sent me lmao

[@RipRLeeErmey]

The guy being gay is what really sent me 😭

[@isaacbrown4506]

"Pause, No Diddy ☝️🤓"

[@SMegasM]

WHERE?!

[@LadyVoldemort]

Wow, this is hilariously amazing. If not for the tattoo, I would think that the robber was a different guy. Different characters, different costumes, different accents/voices, this guy is talented and funny, and he gives a lot of effort to make one video...I really appreciate this! Gotta check for more. 😂

[@anthonygarrido4269]

That quick “you’re too soft for a robber” has me dead 😂😂😂😂

[@GSBarlev]

This feels like a Stanzi crossover, which, now that I say it, is something the internet desparately needs.

[@raingow432]

Didn't even think about this but now I want it!😂

[@TheFirstSmol]

Pls-

[@Mrlongboarding4lif3]

Dude, their humor and big personalities would destroy the universe. I NEED IT TO HAPPEN!!! dangit, now I gotta binge her stuff now haha

[@OfficialTwisty]

Y. E. S.

[@hannah1948]

Is this Sebastian again??

[@thefishingpol]

"you hard man? So thats not a gun?" Robber becomes modest😂😂😂 Thanks y'all for the likes! 😁

[@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825]

bro i didn’t know he was packing a bazooka down their

[@thefishingpol]

@@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825 like in bazooka bubblegum! 😆

[@DB-yj3qc]

Go's in to rob the place and gets sexual harassed. 😂

[@IsDitGerben]

Liked your comment but then I saw you’re the kind of person that thanks people for likes, so I disliked your comment.

[@Shrimpy389]

Hahaha!!! "So that's not a gun you're carrying??" 😂😂😂

[@GoodOldGamer]

Those guys are such a mood, lol. "Do everything I say or I'll kill you." "Don't be promising me a good time, bro."

[@Trahloc]

A perfect example of failing your intimidation roll.

[@YusofAhmad-yu7qu]

💀💀💀💀

[@TheeArtSmith]

Dude just choose the wrong cashier

[@cheetahman515]

@@TheeArtSmith two of the wrong cashiers 😂😂😂

[@BoondockMercantile]

Just like that guy from a year or two ago went into a coffee shop (or hair salon) and yelled out "yo, this is a robbery! Everybody give me your money!" But everybody ignored him and he quietly left.

[@dudestravel8934]

This reminds me of that black Dude with a LA clippers cap robbing a vietnamese store or salon. 😂

[@CurryMuncher13]

Ur a great actor bro. Tristan seemed like an entirely different person.

[@maazkalim]

Not just actor, but director and writer - too.

[@william69952]

Bro i was gonna say this also. He actually got talent

[@ktc128]

Gay men usually are more talented and creative❤❤​@@william69952

[@into_the_void]

Rudys dad : Are you blind habibi ?

[@user-pw3fz4sf7b]

Legit

[@Madam2034]

The first worker had Scott Lang vibes while Tristan was giving Luis 💀 edit: Antman characters😎

[@megazillia]

"Thats so cool man, gotta gun?" Made me immediately thing of Korg 😂

[@historyman1652]

“Empty the safe, and you will be safe” Truly one of the quotes of all time

[@ddebenedictis]

One of the comments I have read this year!

[@calmingself]

​@@ddebenedictis One of the replies on a comment that I have replied to this year.

[@zzaeoo_]

​​@@calmingselfone of the best replies for the reply to the reply of a comment I've ever made this year

[@WavyMcWaveFace]

He thinks there's cash in the safe 😂 not much cash, all just numbers now

[@klendistefa5579]

"Yo tag me bro" so relatable

[@heatherwi79]

It’s the little wave of the finger while he says it 😂😂

[@maureencosmas2138]

The Robber is so traumatized 😂 'shoot me, shoot me '😂 'yo tag me Bro' 😂

[@kegorator1]

"He thinks we have the keys to the safe". Fucking so much truth in that one line.

[@DrShaikZ]

"Don't draw attention to yourself. Me? You're wearing a mask, bro" 😂😂😂😂

[@99dudette]

"Can I put you on my story, I've never been robbed before" just sent me 😂😂😂

[@siphokazidepa]

Robber poses: ✌🏾 Tristan: Yo, tag me bro 😂😂😂

[@charlesnewborn3760]

Cringe. Stop saying "Sent me" u stupid kids.

[@Erika-yy8ry]

"digital money stolen from Bank" headline in digital news 😂

[@VeryNormalCat.]

"Pauseee Yooo" "Ur hard man? So thats not a gun Huh" 💀

[@vaniemars5217]

The “ ✌️ “ 😂😂😂😂

[@joanneblack7697]

Perfect!!!

[@seoul_searcher]

Yeah that was my fav part!! 😂 Next time I hope he does the 'finger heart' from K-dramas 🫰❤

[@catlover2223]

Awww! He really a softie!

[@ricardosantos9960]

The writing on these is way funnier than any comedy show I've seen on TV recently

[@JohnRegansReviewsTutorialsMore]

And it's one guy instead of 50 writers

[@Jaraya123]

*"blud thinks I have the keys to the safe"* is the most modern thing I've heard today. 😂

[@blackmetal9452]

Tristan sounding like Otzdarva is the wildest shit 💀💀💀

[@Zoomezz]

Foul

[@natural_nagisa]

Love how he had to go through the extra steps of not married and gay before he said he was single

[@christopherjones8448]

I'm not even gay and I do that just to fuck with people I don't like XD

[@Babyyyd]

They way he says "pause... YOOOOO" is hilarious

[@LotFrat]

The timing too, it was perfectly timed for my brain cells LMAO

[@TheProblemChannel]

"You'll Live To See Tomorrow" "Don't Care" Work energy 😂

[@surtax532]

Everyone's gangster until the robber pops your head

[@AdolphoPaiva]

It's actually very impressive that Rudy can do multiple personalities so well. I know your dream is to be a musician, but you should be an actor.

[@IsyAweigh]

Too much peopling required for a hard-core introvert 🤣

[@Ryliasnow]

Never work in Hollywood. Bad juju!

[@soldier22881]

for real his acting is very good especially when he does the son and father skits

[@rljeric]

he is an actor, just not a union one

[@robertwolfgan]

Reminds me of Mark Wahlberg when I found out his true dream was to be what Eminem is now. And feels a jealousy for him that's uncanny.

[@ninjafrozr8809]

Damn, Tristan's voice & accent though. Rudy you're really going places.

[@CapCrazy37]

As someone with that name…yeah, it’s pretty good. 😂

[@RecoveringChristian]

He stole my heart and my peach.

[@draxoronxztgs1212]

Also when the robber realize the currency is only digital, and therefore a safe is useless in that year.😄

[@E--Drop]

Him going from the Arab dad to now Tristan is phenomenal acting

[@TheNolinator]

Tristan needs to be a reoccurring character 😂

[@Nakkiteline]

Tristan was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@maazkalim]

recurring* There! FTFY

[@theetravismiller6183]

Rudy's way of telling us he's gay 🤔 Edit: wow this is gonna be my most popular comment lol.. well I guess it's meant to be ruby, let's ditch our wives and get hitched?

[@RudyAyoub]

Im very straight habibi

[@antaressentosaharjo8137]

Lol

[@theetravismiller6183]

@@RudyAyoub 😂😂😂 I'm dead dude

[@dhanyamosu]

​@@RudyAyoub so real

[@GTkoze]

@@RudyAyoubshame Jkjk

[@piusdoe8984]

Every part of this was great. The robber posing for the story was just icing on the cake 😂

[@user-gd8ku3sz4u]

I can't get enough of your content.

[@dillp2267]

Tristan seems like the fun employee we all need.

[@VictiZee]

“So that’s not a gun, huh?” 🤣🤣🤣I can’t

[@mr.waytoofreakinlazy2674]

The robber sounds like Batman in his villain arc after he lost his money

[@user-co2kf4jr5u]

Even the robber is more sane than the employees 😂

[@Dussthedog]

Employees calling on robber: 🚫 Robber calling on employees: ✅️

[@asharpiesniffer7553]

That’s actually some of the best humor I’ve seen in a long time

[@jozzieification]

In 2028 it will be more like “give me your hardware wallet and you’ll be safe”

[@goatboytheimmortal8359]

The funny thing is that this will be extremely accurate assuming a violent uprising doesn't happen before then

[@PoPMichalpl9]

It's the nuances in your delivery that make this skit so much funnier and special, respect bro

[@hamzamahmood9565]

"Life has taken more from me, than you could ever take"

[@tmar8959]

WOW. But Arab dad would probably be able to take more 😅

[@theodoredraude4976]

"can I put this on my story?" had me dying lol

[@Nope.29264]

"Pause, yooo. You hear that tristan?" This part was the funniest for no reason to me..

[@omiotaku]

I need more of Tristan😂 Seems like a chill guy

[@Uufda651]

The bank tellers giving Gen Z vibes frfr

[@_Swinny_]

Its

[@user-xp3lk4we8j]

The way the Robber just accepted defeat at the end 😭😭😂😂

[@giu941]

lmfaooo my mom was a bank employee and that's exactly the energy of she telling me about her first time being robbed 😭 too bad she doesn't know english to send her the video lmao

[@user-ky2du3ip4o]

"That's not a gun huh" Had me dying 🤣😭🤣

[@looniemoonie5955]

The way the robber covers himself is just ahahahha he got so shy!!! 😂😂😂

[@SessmaruKusanagiGaming]

"""Sh00t me, sh00t me, sh00t me!""" RELATABLE 😭😭😂😭

[@FrenchFries4111]

getting robbed will be such a vibe in 2028

[@VihaanSharmaTHEGOD]

"you're hard man? That's not a gun?" Had me dying!!

[@miseriacanterai]

Tristan new character unlocked 😂

[@chestchirecateyes]

The robber felt violated!😂😂

[@beautifulplaces2703]

Robber :" And your friends will see you again." Bank clerk :" I don't have any friends 😭😭😭."

[@samuelfernando19]

That "yooo tag me bro" got me so badly

[@addictivetim44]

“You have a gun? Shoot me , shoot me” had me dead 😂

[@brucewayne2955]

"Me? You're wearing a mask bro." 😂😂😂

[@juancabardo21]

The only thing that got robbed was the robber’s self-confidence

[@CassidyTakanauf]

Robber thinks he's in 2017. He's never heard of Cashapp.

[@sike1035]

Because in 2028 we cant afford anything besides being single

[@thousandvangs3715]

plot twist they don't have cash inside bank anymore😂

[@Xander_X]

This was so confusingly, reletable and kinda disturbingly amazing

[@DjordjeJeremic]

"You're hard? So thats not a gun?"😂

[@joanneblack7697]

Rudy's beginning to learn how to gaslight from Arab Dad? 😂

[@CodyHomes]

"This is my rifle and this is my gun" and"Money Money Money" songs intensify.

[@SOUKAINABENTALEB]

Robbing banks is like robbing a robber with more experience than you 😂

[@pamelathomas4951]

"Yo! Tag me, bro!" Hilarious!

[@sinisterzz5031]

Thought the robber was gonna ask him out after he said he was single

[@maazkalim]

That would be betrayal of his profession!

[@stephaniebaker2526]

This is SO ridiculously funny! I saw this video and immediately subscribed to his channel! ❤❤❤

[@nikifisher76]

"Pause...yooooo" 😂😂😂