Robbing the Pizza Store for Opiates

[@eurixer]

You know it’s good when statute of limitations has to expire first

[@FvckGrxy]

😂😂😂😂

[@willscustomwoodandmetal7130]

Fr, gonna be a banger. It was, well worth the watch

[@GoofBoss0]

Lmao he says “statue of limitations”

[@og_3rd_st_saint_gat]

Facts

[@BrokeMahWallet]

No for reallll 🤣🤣

[@dizzyishere999]

Another classic Goblin BANGER! Careful with your pills, kids. As an opiate addict, those pills can cause a lot of pain despite the pleasure they bring.

[@stephenc4755]

thanks for advocating for people in this situation, I recommend kratom to anyone struggling with opiate addiction. Its not perfect but its certainly wont ruin your life as quickly (it still can if you abuse it )

[@xxxscumbagxxx8089]

Just hit 2 weeks no oxy going strong into the new year🤞🏼🤞🏼

[@senapharia]

@@xxxscumbagxxx8089 keep going gang!!!

[@petebunch5804]

@@xxxscumbagxxx8089💪💪

[@corruptedfileski]

i can agree as well, opiates is a dangerous road to go down guys. Please be careful if you’re already doing them and if you’re curious please don’t try it out. You’ll thank me later!

[@LemmyDex]

12:48 the rage when the golf ball fell off was so funny 😭 had to rewind and pay attention to the gameplay

[@NikiWinProd]

Goofy ahh rage

[@SirGreen420]

Absolutely excruciating gameplay as promised

[@iLeadpoisoningPSN]

Ik. The gameplay hurt to watch lmfao

[@brandonguild1666]

Dude I don't know how you remember all these stories in such detail. I can relate to so many of them and honestly have a ton of similar stories... Listening to you brings back so many memories but I can only vaguely remember small bits of all the situations. I grew up outside of Milwaukee and we were always up to the same exact shit.

[@JohnSmith-xj7ui]

he probably asks the people in the video what they remember so he can tell it in better detail

[@0Ciju0]

@@JohnSmith-xj7ui Yeah, and more than likely makes a bit of shit up as he goes, whether its intentional or not. Lots of things get warped or "lost in translation" over the years.

[@befferyjefferey]

he makes up 90% of it as he goes. you can even hear him laughing at sosme of the shit he comes up with a lot in his older vvideos. its improvisational comedy see it as that

[@ryanlindback9393]

I’m sure a lot of the videos aren’t real stories

[@brandonguild1666]

@@befferyjeffereyyeah I think you’re right I noticed a few inconsistencies within some videos where he tells a story different. I could make up stories too.

[@midnitezax3124]

This story was an absolute hoot, but the gameplay was actually causing me some stress. The things gobby does for us.

[@DoomSlayersNephew7270]

Yea if it were me, that footage would’ve stayed in the archives 😅

[@SherpaOfSkunk]

After losing on bad bets all day a goblin video is the best way to end it

[@TTVdjmexicanlive]

What you bet on bro 🤣

[@kaminsod4077]

Could be worse bro, at least you're not newly unemployed and homeless like me.

[@wordedhalo6746]

@@kaminsod4077could be worse, at least you’re not bitching and moaning about your position to a stranger on the internet!

[@bustdabignutt5626]

Keep gambling do not stop you are so close to winning big

[@koro1840]

its ok just dont be the part of the 99%

[@lovessickybud]

Bro smoked at pizza gate.

[@MarcoCastaneda-rx9fe]

Underrated comment.😂😂😂I see you bro

[@bofinq4839]

You know it’s a hoot when the golf gameplay is abysmal. Yo who else remembers the moments of golf gamer rage when he would just jerk his mouse around on full sensitivity 😂

[@HauntedCoffin]

Missed these golf with your friends gameplays, something special about them that always tells me shit's gonna get crazy. A true, true hoot and a holler

[@skyb5335]

You know it’s a banger when Goblin plays golf

[@mattyp6908]

Not his normal golf game though. This one looked terrible to play.

[@phillysoldier]

You know it's a hoot and a holler when he's playing golf

[@deadskyy444]

Snorting hydro 5s full of Tylenol and filler is crazy no wonder he was the type 2 rob a store bro is insane 🤣

[@Ken-ko1qz]

right lmao better chance of a tylenol od than getting high. can’t even snort ox anymore cuz the fillers

[@artg6700]

@@Ken-ko1qzwhat do you mean the filler? Oxy has always had filler nothing has changed

[@Ballsack44]

@@Ken-ko1qzhow old r u?

[@Ballsack44]

@@Ken-ko1qz yo how old r u? Fix ur life gang

[@NathanielPhalen]

Wild!! Did you guys know in Canada there is no such thing as statue of limitations. You get time for crimes 20+ years ago. Win for Goblin!

[@yungronny3944]

Goblin , never stop these stories , this one is a hoot and a holler for shure , i always enjoy these

[@lvl99dust]

Sounds like a M.o.d. pizza 😂😂😂 i worked at one and it was exactly as you described. They had a dab rig in the fridge lol...

[@maximfoerster3062]

Hey man this has nothing to do with the video. You’re just inspirational, which I know you find hilarious from the stories you tell, I’d bet; but it’s more of the fact how you’re relentlessly, goblin. Since I’ve been watching you at 14, I’ve developed a lot, and you’ve also said in a video that you’ve been very self conscious from a young age, and same here. I live in utah and even though there’s not much drugs you have helped me abstain from them. I don’t think of you negatively like all the other POS’s trying to find reasons why they’re better than others, I just see that, you’re just like me trying to figure shit out and that’s what’s kind of goated about this channel. Didn’t realize it but I have been growing with you and a lot of your lessons have become my lessons because of your story story telling ability being able to make it so, it’s actually graspable. You’re my favorite weed tuber, probably KZbinr because of how real you keep it. I think Erick and Yola are cool, but you’re the best of the three. Funniest, smartest, most genuine, I mean idk the ways you’ve wronged people but we’re all human and I’m sure a person who thinks like you had his reasons regardless. Keep your shit up you actually impact lives. Wouldn’t say you changed mine to keep it real but you make me feel like I’m not crazy since I live around all these picture perfect Mormons who talk shit behind my back for just smoking. Even when I have better grades and outperform in sports I’m known for my weed rather than that I mean it’s gas but fuck. Anyways idk this is kinda wack in a way but, hey think you should know

[@waynehead010]

That’s dope brotha. Keep doin you my guy. You seem like you’re heading in the right direction. If you’re taking care of your responsibilities & gettin good grads f*ck what everyone else has to say. Stay happy my guy. It’s always good to hear people in a positive light especially encouraging others.

[@JavahFusion]

I was the antisocial depressed drug user in high school. I'm sober now at 22 but for years I barely spoke at all and spent all my time on xans and opioids. my one good friend at school got expelled for getting caught with percs so after that it was even worse. life was fucked back then tbh. when overdosing at 17 and waking up in the hospital becomes a common thing that you're used to you're probably not in a good place.

[@atropa6053]

I got alcohol poisoning at 14, came home from hospital pulling off a story about how it was my first time. Two weeks later after my mom let me out for a few hours, here i was blackout drunk and completely soaked as i fell asleep in the river. Fun memories, not fun times.

[@NerveApe1081]

As someone who worked at a Papa Johns for a year. This is the most accurate description of the work environment.

[@RecGamingx]

floating off the roxies, gob uploads an opiate video. Impeccable timing

[@tailorr03]

seek help g

[@realtreemane]

seek help g

[@JohnSmith-xj7ui]

seek help g

[@Lokopollo713]

Keep going G

[@realtreemane]

@@flixxxxxxxx fiend foo

[@adammccartney8692]

Goblin always comes in clutch posting at the perfect time

[@WillyVanAllsburg]

Why is it that when people get the highest they’ve been in a month a goblin episode shows up 😂 thank you goblin for blessing us with your stories

[@Yolaf_]

😂same

[@hxmcde]

ong

[@Kammyhaa]

Just smoked a doobie of bublegum popers after not smoking for 3 week 😂 thanks for the upload i might pass out and have to rewatch 😂

[@joeballz25]

this gameplay got me dying bruh this is the dollar store version of the old golf game

[@wonderland2462]

11:25 I’ve never heard goblins voice like this before 😭😭

[@joeypatrick6170]

Epic timing Gobby, firing up the rig as we speak. 🤝

[@KidCypherTV]

you know its good when goblin is playing golf

[@Trypt420]

Immaculate timing as always! Was just watching a gob video and this noti hit right when it ended 🙂 love u gob ♥️☮️

[@nitbits]

U know its a hoot and a holler when hes playing golf game AND he had to wait for the statute of limitations

[@jr_kulik]

Minigolf brings the most banger stories in Goblin’s arsenal, this is amazing.

[@cozy_2X]

If you ain’t scoring a script or getting them from someone w their name on the bottle don’t try pills 😂 take this from an addict

[@SobrietySpeaks]

id be honored if you gave my channel a chance im still fucked up too so im gonna be telling wild stories that are happening somewhat frequently as well 💊🎅👄

[@Ethan-kf5kt]

WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE AFTERNOON WITH THIS ONE

[@0fficial.Dominick]

"the depressed drug use only starts in your twenties". that's cap. I'm only 17 and I've been using since I was 10

[@Chriscutissucks]

Get some help brother man

[@worlore1651]

They don’t call it pizza joint for no reason

[@kontrast4361]

Everytime i see a goblin video before i press play i think "This is a gonna be a banger, a real hoot and a holler" 😂

[@dominickflores3828]

absolutley, unequivocally, without a doubt, the most irreproachable timing goblin vid

[@explosivetaco6154]

True hoot and a hollar when you gotta let the statute of limitations pass

[@tannerbolen6486]

Ohhh gbln back with an oldie game and great new story bangers lol Broo billl back at it been missing this character his story's sound like a wii npc game play 😂

[@Dd-fr6vc]

I was scared he would run out of story's but for the next 5 years there will probably be an old story every month because the statute of limitations has expired

[@braxtonmatlock2670]

"Grow up a little bit and get you some fentanyl" 😂😂 sords frok a true OG

[@TheLonelyProphet]

statue of limitations era of goblin. A true hoot and holler

[@MrSl33py]

bruh i love when you play golf over your story times- reminds me of good memories

[@acballer]

The statute of limitations is like the staple of this channel lmfao

[@Dimsummmmm]

15:41 “ we in traffic wid it “😂😂🚦

[@ConsciousKigza]

KZbin been ass for the recommendations,nun to smoke to fr ,but goblin popped up i knew this was gonna be a hoot and a holler and settled down

[@tylermcdonald9809]

wow this one is a banger so glad you got so many storys gobby thats why ur the goat

[@JXRDXNTYB]

goblin ALWAYS with the perfect timing yo, j was about to light my piece

[@triarchproductions1610]

Just in time to go to sleep 💤 immaculate timing Gob

[@michaelrips]

I love to hear one of the most illegal hoots and hollers already know it’s going to be a banger 😂

[@xxslinko]

i’m so fried and watching this gameplay got me dyin bro

[@antonydrossos5719]

It’s been a few days since I heard a good banger from our boy Goblin. This just popped up in my 📱 iPhone’s list. Got my copy of Fist of the North Star soundtrack playing in the background while listening to this. A real hoot and a holler

[@poke_zach]

“ I did the loud challenge and got chased out” 😂😂😂😂

[@nicholas_laughman571]

“I was the problem with society in high school” had me rolling lmfao

[@rogue_xbl7561]

13:30 as a 17yr old in high school.. depressed drug use will NOT start that late

[@mrlean5078]

1:59 This gotta be jets pizza. I showed up high all the time and all of my coworkers were on something too

[@petahoee8281]

I use ta be able to order basically ant drugs that i wanted by calling my local Pizza Hut and ordering very specific things lol those were the fucking days man

[@KatyaMilenka-gj2fk]

You know it's a good goblin vid when the statute of limitations has to expire and he uses the golf game for his gameplay

[@urbanrevive1209]

Figured this was a classic and saw it was uploaded 2 mins ago. What a hoot. What a holler

[@chitothe1]

Hey guys just want to say I’m going to county today . I’ll be back new years . Can’t wait to come back to more goblin videos

[@prodyung829]

Been watching for years this is a banger thanks for the good video😂😂

[@thanes92]

As an ex employee, there’s no doubt that’s its Pizza Hut lmfao

[@okamixp8416]

Ong at my pizza hut we used to get lit too

[@Jaybird913]

Man goblin has the weirdest names for drugs like acetaminophen dextromethorphan And fentanyl

[@fourior]

spliff already in hand and this elite hoot/holler appears, impeccable timing

[@robertbingham8053]

I don't know if Dude will see this -but I just discovered Goblin and dude fuckin' rocks. See - I was a homeless Junkie in L.A. back in the 90s. So, I was an OG degenerate. I love the stories. People sometimes ask me to tell some of my stories - but I'm a terrible storyteller. I love the style.

[@Shiesty9168]

I wonder if bill got his last paycheck after he finessed the store?😂😂😂

[@coleingraham8540]

Love it when goblin comes back with a hoot and a hollar.

[@beerskiproductions3868]

Idk why he be giving himself a hard time on the gaming footage it's still decent man, drunk af rn man have a good night

[@TorinMizenko]

Bro your storytelling just gets better and better.

[@HunnyBadgerYT]

Golf is a anger inducing game but it’s always a hoot and a holler when gob plays golf

[@NoahBiss]

I am genuinely impressed he pulls so much fake story's out his ass its impressive you gotta give him that

[@tommyrotts]

8:45 you mean high school children. We had this one dude who was in his 30's trying to hang out in our school with his 14 yo girlfriend... And 3 girls whose prom dates were literally older than their dad's...

[@ChronicD420]

This is why I check the channel every few days 😁

[@blakeabercrombie9011]

goblin posted time for the mandatory cart rip

[@prodyung829]

Exactly what I had to do too dude 😂

[@mgcgamesz6002]

That fentanyl joke is gonna come back and bite u🤣

[@biggiecheese1802]

been having a bad day GOBLIN ALWAYS COMES THU WITH A VID

[@greedyk]

Goblin aint no way you forgot how essential the golf games were to story time you played these often ASF back then

[@BigPercNowitzki]

This is one of gobs best I swear😂

[@dylandisconnected]

I’m watching this in a psyche ward on suicide watch on a I pad

[@YoBro-sk3jz]

These videos make me happy thank you goblin😊

[@petergriffin680]

Always nice getting to listen to another goblin hoot

[@oKazma]

The ‘bye-bye’ got me😂

[@morgananderson5058]

Goddamn I just love goblin’s vids like mmm yes please tell me another story

[@ta2034]

I can tell that Goblin never worked food service lol, "Some random steel table, who knows what it's for". It's a food prep table my guy. Easy to clean and sanitize if it's stainless steel.

[@FeloniousSKUNK]

For all of you, wondering, when he says he was smoking mid, in the early 2000s before the Zaza hit the scene, you had schwag, you had corn, and you had homegrown, and if you could get the homegrown from the hippies from Cali, or Oregon, maybe even Colorado, you were good to go.

[@icanseeyou3418]

Damn that one was a straight up hoot and a holla

[@HyroAUS]

goblin yk statue of limitations expiring dosent make a difference if you admit to it? you can still be charged

[@Noxiy999]

Goblin videos always come in clutch.

[@maliekfuller7138]

Yo Goblin with the content. Its all fun and games until the register is actually emptied

[@nicholas_laughman571]

I was the problem with society in high school had me rolling lmfao

[@PhoenixsWorldVideos]

one of the best told storys youve ever done i reckon. banger as fuckkk

[@jakeyboi8679]

Dude I was looking to watch a banger vid but I didn't know I'd get a brand new goblin video😩😩😩

[@bigbossgaming9129]

Hole 17 was wild

[@lafish7274]

I can not believe this one bro this so fiendish to not have been told sooner

[@jaygroomes1357]

Bro Im absolutely dying watching him fail miserably at this golf game

[@L6Jeremy]

We entering the statutes era

[@DrowningMoon]

This vid is the best one of 2023

[@sensei9213]

you know it’s an banger when goblin plays mini golf

[@big_yam]

Dog I always watch your shit whenever I am like not smoking weed and I have no idea why. Like I haven’t smoked in damn near a month probably.

[@Jaybird913]

I don’t think anybody is subbing with that golf game lol

[@SuperDSJGaming]

As a 24 yo who manages a family pizzeria I feel personally offended 😂