Robert Fripp - Joins Only fans

[@mediocrefunkybeat]

Ladies and Gentlemen. The man that wrote 'Fracture'.

[@RichardHoffmann-n7o]

Well, he did also write "Exposure", after all...

[@ericnunes3635]

🤣🤣

[@danielrocha2581]

Hole fracture

[@cfaibah]

Even as an April Fools gag, the fact this happened made me think I had gone insane momentarily

[@puroresu2]

You nailed it, same! 😂

[@lill3lars]

This man was born insane

[@PuissantThaumaturgy]

Same. I don't even know how to comment. Haha

[@AuntAlnico4]

I didn't 😂 think it was a joke at all ! Have you seen his wife !? She loves her reflection so I could see her talking him into only fans 😢

[@RobLosRicos]

i thought he'd gone bonkers.

[@Hazardous541]

Imagine Fripp in 1974 seeing himself in the future through a looking glass😂😂😂

[@苗润-n2r]

Confusion will be his epitaph.

[@spicycorndog1691]

He'll be a 21st century schizoid man

[@creamtangerine85]

There's a common story that the reason Greg Lake starts laughing at the end of the second verse of Cat Food is because Fripp moons him from the control room.

[@glennbrock6560]

"Easy Money" 🎵

[@GavTV29]

He took off his crimson suspenders

[@humanman2358]

​@@GavTV29 so he could lick the "fudge" off a minor

[@chrisl1797]

What about his moccasin sneakers

[@glennbrock6560]

@@chrisl1797 thats the only thing he's wearing

[@SweetTeaConnoisseur]

For two weeks I could appease the almighty with him.

[@rogerschnack]

The King is naked.

[@byzantineroman2407]

"There is an emperor who has an obsession with fancy new clothes, and spends lavishly on them, at the expense of state matters. One day two con-men visit the emperor's capital. Posing as weavers, they offer to supply him with magnificent clothes that are invisible to those who are incompetent or stupid. The emperor hires them, and they set up looms and pretend to go to work. A succession of officials, starting with the emperor's wise and competent minister, and then ending with the emperor himself, visit them to check their progress. Each sees that the looms are empty but pretends otherwise to avoid being thought a fool. Finally, the weavers report that the emperor's suit is finished. They mime dressing him and he sets off in a procession before the whole city. The townsfolk uncomfortably go along with the pretense, not wanting to appear inept or stupid, until a child blurts out that the emperor is wearing nothing at all. The people then realize that everyone has been fooled. Although startled, the emperor continues the procession, walking more proudly than ever."

[@rossrossa7596]

the King RF wears no Clothes!

[@manfredklinkert]

Des Kaisers neue Kleider

[@inclinedplane0192]

At least he didn't show his crimson.

[@feronygames7839]

"Playing indoor games" 🎵

[@brunoblivious]

He's introducing his new open A tuning with a flat D and the G string removed

[@maxivillafane4273]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pattol666]

This is the comment

[@bokehintheussr5033]

Brilliancy...

[@raddastronaut]

I beg to differ. The D is most likely #. 😂

[@truesurrealist]

Well done

[@asdf8asdf8asdf8asdf]

Even slightly risking an excellent reputation for satire like this takes balls. Presumably.

[@jonathanwilsonemail]

Just thank goodness he doesn't play a ukulele!

[@ri-zg7cv]

⁠@@jonathanwilsonemailyou gave him idea for next april fools

[@Watcher4111]

Slightly??!

[@zeronfkvb]

I like that he dOESN'T Take himself as seriously as he did back in the 70s.

[@ottolehto]

One More Pink Nightmare

[@WayneRobsonArtist]

Mr Fripp congratulations you win both the internet and April Fools day!

[@Eleventhearlofmar]

I concur, this is the best thing we're going to see all day hands down.

[@mediocrefunkybeat]

@@Eleventhearlofmar No. Leave the hands up for goodness' sake!

[@KingCrimson82]

you freaking clicked !! i didnt.. and i gonna forget about it asap

[@MetalRabbit3468]

In the Bedroom of the Crimson King 😏

[@emaheiwa8174]

🔥🤤

[@fletcherbowman5456]

...where you get to meet Robert's crimson King.

[@Tapp-Mourningwood]

That's probably how he warms up before making sexy time with the Fire Witch. 🫡

[@largolegato]

🤭

[@hangedups2608]

😂

[@afigueiro]

His most stress-provoking performance since "Starless" one-note solo.

[@seventhdeadlyfinn]

Exposure

[@asdf8asdf8asdf8asdf]

Nicely done, sir

[@dnscs]

Brilliant!

[@にぼ子]

Excellent!!

[@khlee4069]

That guitar has become a collector's item.

[@dikbozo]

always was, but now with 'new' collectors.

[@cookingforfools8691]

No. No it hasn’t.

[@georgeaitken2719]

At first I was afraid now I’m petrified

[@mesasavage]

If I wasn't schizoid before...

[@entropybentwhistle]

It is now officially the 21st century.

[@bernardb4081]

That poor LesPaul ; can't imagine what it's been through.

[@dikbozo]

Like a typical exhibitionist, this one has been revealed publicly to be an object of desire.

[@kentalanlee]

One wonders if the provenance has thus increased the guitar's value to collectors...

[@emaheiwa8174]

The back is sticky 💦

[@Jonathan-mt9up]

There’s buckle rash and then there’s, well…

[@olavikorpi8269]

Yeah I know and no whammy bar so it couldn't retaliate.

[@EuphoricImpact]

I was not prepared for this! Thanks for all the excellent music.

[@theo9952]

No one was !

[@a-b-jackson]

Pantless and Bollock Slack

[@thenightoffice2541]

This is going to wreak havoc on my KZbin search algorithm results.

[@clarkalbritton4071]

I have always been impressed with Mr. Fripp's perpetual affability and availability in the realm of reality and sanity. This is, of course, hilarious, and a great jab at the mainstream idiocy of such things. I love that one of the greatest composer/guitarists/musicians of our modern era, if not the greatest, never lost his humility and sense of humor.

[@Stoner075C]

"Expect the unexpected" goes over the top. What a laugh, thanks for this.

[@elgatomascallejero6190]

People usually do this when younger. And they posed in Playboy and similars. Congrats for doing it now!!!

[@elquimicofarmacobiol]

I am mexican, our jokes day is on december, I believed it all.

[@roberttower8059]

In the Boudoir of the Crimson King

[@floundergearjam]

That is a great song title. Now we just need lyrics.

[@kidwaryodproduction]

King Crimson and The Sunshine Band 😆

[@crispyrobot77]

HILARIOUS! You are a Genius Sir Fripp!

[@UncleDogBreath]

Finally, some good content on there

[@MCC4RTHY1]

Never knew I needed this till now.

[@andyhinds542]

This will no doubt upset all the King Crimson purists. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Volkmannx]

Still he was so "pure"!

[@pisotones2348]

Nope!... I'm one for sure and am amused to boot. Happy April fools day, Robert!

[@ohmtronseedling]

dunno, man. it's Robert in the buff with his vintage KC Les Paul. can't get purer than that.

[@haljalykakik2384]

Only if the guitar isn't in NST

[@khlee4069]

I'm worrying he plays nothing but dirty licks in the future 😢

[@ArtB414]

Tony Levin should joined, shakin body in the rythm of "I'm too sexy for my stick"😂😂😂

[@michaelhughes6189]

There will be people who will not want that guitar until it's cleaned. And there will be people who will want that guitar until it's cleaned.

[@Windsongbyrd2273]

Will this be available in a poster? I'm sure it would out sell the old Farrah Fawcett poster of thev70's.

[@entropybentwhistle]

Hey, man was pretty buff for an oldster. I can see quite a few GILFs lining up to buy that poster, especially with RF’s come-hither gaze.

[@Windsongbyrd2273]

@@entropybentwhistle lol.

[@croiners4166]

We cannot unsee this!

[@entropybentwhistle]

There is no brain bleach. Always send a scout ahead so you don’t have to unsee anything.

[@PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo]

I’m so glad this was posted on April 1st

[@chinmeysway]

really? why not every sunday

[@troykurz9615]

Hilarious, love your sense of humor.

[@hcnilsson]

It's finally time for the term "bedroom" guitarist to get a good meaning🤣

[@MatthewNorthMusic]

Best April fool of the lot !!!

[@wf1g]

He told me to 'take that light off him' ...in 1980.....Now look at him !!!

[@treaclelester7285]

This just popped up in my feed again and I still think it’s hilarious. I have to rewatch quite a few of the Robert and Toyah things, so creative and funny, always a good lift to the day.

[@LorinTone]

Oh yes, as a King Crimson purist I'm so damn upset by this that I am waiting for the ambulance to arrive due to my uncontrollable laughter. Bravo! I hope that you got permission from Toyah...

[@fletcherbowman5456]

It's Toyah behind the camera! Ultimate modern supportive wife.

[@Hadrhune0]

I can see Toyah's mind behind all of this! :P

[@civicmindedjimthehonest6389]

it was her naked boobies that he was looking at, nips, hips, and nude Robert Fripp 😳

[@DeathPenny]

Now I have to wipe off the coffee I just spit on my laptop...Thanks Robert.😂🤣😅🤣

[@ilmelangolo]

😂For lovers of alternative tunings! 🤣❤

[@theo9952]

No alternative tuning on that Gibby !

[@johncoviello8570]

Nice one, Robert!😂 I found you had a good sense of humor when I went to your music from non-musicians at your place in West Virginia 35 years ago or so. Good times!

[@medofernandez9328]

It takes a special person to impress me with an April Fools stunt. Salute' you are a next level master sir.

[@elrincondelocutre9884]

"Just Making Easy Money" 🎶🎶

[@tragiclifeform347]

Ladies and gentlemen the man behind one of the greatest prog acts of all time!

[@James_Innes]

MY EYES!!! So glad he plays guitar and not the mouth organ

[@MikeGervasi]

I admire how you seemed to loosen up a bit over the past few years. I never in a million years imagined you would get this loose. I blame Toyah :)

[@wumantahazabama]

Thank you for posting this, Mr Fripp. Got a good chuckle out of me.

[@paulhoughton5164]

Some things cannot be unseen - April fool or not!!!! I have always loved you Robert but now I just feel used and sullied . I will store my contact lenses in bleach tonight to try and rectify my damaged vision…… help me crimson king 😱😱😱😱

[@mindjob]

After seeing him dance in a tutu, nothing surprises me

[@floundergearjam]

Robert - When we said we wanted a "Stripped down and naked performance...", we meant we wanted you to do an acoustic set. LOL, never change. You and Toyah rock. 😎

[@rockstarjazzcat]

Oh the brilliance of the Fripp household! 😂🎸🕊💜🤙🏼

[@jbkingesq9889]

Well, we have paid to see/listen him fondle his Gibson for many years, so I guess we should be singing up.

[@DavidMerrimack-pi2zq]

Almost all credit to Toyah, I’m sure! Awesome work, and Robert, you look terrific! 👏

[@Mr.KneeMusic]

I see a famous Les Paul that RF used on In The Court of Crimson King in 1969, all the way through Red in '74, on Eno solo albums, two Fripp and Eno albums, and two David Bowie albums. She is excellent and beutiful ❤

[@dikbozo]

In all its raw naked glory! Stroked in a very familiar way by the one has handled it the most. What could be better?

[@3rdmm]

Custom porn.

[@deepindercheema4917]

"I see Master Fripp has pulled out his 1959 Les Paul Custom out of the closet, which he paid the considerable sum of £400 in 1968 from a shop in Shaftsbury Avenue"

[@albber]

Up next: The League of Sexy Naked Guitarists... in communion with nature.

[@barbarabonati1248]

honor member Peter Seller

[@themoodypedro]

know, this man played guitar on the album "In The Court Of The Crimson King"

[@MelanieShiffman]

The man, the legend! 🤩

[@daviddelossantos6075]

Friends, you have entered the OF phase of King Crimson. Rejoice!

[@chibiwibi]

Whelp. That was more than I wanted to know about Robert.

[@truckerkevthepaidtourist]

April fool To You

[@indiandeathrcok]

I want to share this historic moment with as many rock fans as possible.

[@ohmtronseedling]

dyin'... i'm dyin' over here. that's HILARIOUS!

[@fortsonre]

Oh man, that is both hilarious and disturbing. Well done! 😅

[@mbergeron1487]

Smile of the day!

[@WolfhandsYouTube]

The guitar. THE Crimson guitar. The same guitar he played Fracture. The same guitar he played next to Wetton on stage, thrashing up and down the neck of his Fender bass. The same guitar he played with the legendary, incomparable Bruford; Greg Lake, Belew, Levin et al over decades of musical history. Now on Onlyfans. God damnit I love Robert Fripp. 🤣

[@braziliantvhd2768]

Still sitting down I see

[@darthg6505]

I got the best laugh of the day! Thank You!!!🤣😅😂😄

[@GunnarCreutz]

Damn! I was so shocked that I forgot what date it is! 😅

[@Gk2003m]

Well…. I cannot quite determine whether this is zero percent frippery, or maximal frippery. In any event, NO ONE ON THIS PLANET has been having more fun since Covid than Robert Fripp.

[@michaellyle8769]

Is that a Bigsby or are you just glad to see me?

[@Electricshrock]

All right, get a hold of yourself...

[@leeellis4820]

What is even happening anymore.

[@lessislessie]

Now this was unexpected! Respect Sir! 😈

[@logansriverfishing3474]

Excellent musician and a sense of humor haha

[@treaclelester7285]

Absolutely brilliant, so funny. Such great comedy timing.

[@robertmccoy9901]

Selling your aerated bathwater is next.🛀

[@Azfurita]

When you lose your sense of embarrassment.

[@wallsttech6881]

Is this "Seeeeeex, -Drugs- , Rock & Roll Part 2" ? 🤔😝

[@oldbutnotforgotten]

The secret life of Guitar Gods.. Love this loop too!

[@leftpastsaturn67]

I'm glad I got to play that Gibson before this happened.

[@TheMaestro335]

That is disturbing!

[@Adam_The_Archivist]

Best April Fools EVER!!! Thank You!!

[@billyskinner9382]

Awsome sir. Well played😂

[@RobLosRicos]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Fripp, for being an inspiration my entire life (64 years). you silly muthafukka!

[@epiphanuh]

This is a small step for a Gentleman. But huge for All Mankind!✌👍💪🙏💖)

[@Nigaromia]

Thank goodness that guitar is covering his 'Lark's Tongue in Aspic'.

[@zacharysutton8459]

Fripp shows off his “Red Nightmare “ ?!?!?

[@SimonMonaghan2010]

Even tho it's satire, it's still disturbing af

[@byzantineroman2407]

I know... The background music is totally wrong. It'd be better if it was Larks Tongues in Aspic Part II

[@fernandoprates6367]

​@@byzantineroman2407 waiting to see how many people will get your reference and how long will it take 'em

[@byzantineroman2407]

Same, lol @@fernandoprates6367

[@emaheiwa8174]

Is sexy AF. 🔥🤤

[@emaheiwa8174]

So hot 🤤🔥

[@Someone-kg8qf]

Well, that's one way to wake up. Happy April Fools, Mr Fripp 😊

[@loid1709]

An absolute idol, I love this man.

[@omicroneridani7456]

April's Fool, and a particularly unsettling one. Live long and thrive, you uncanny madcap! 😀

[@marcellodotti5089]

Toyah helped Robert bring out his humorous streak. I love them both 👍

[@LorinTone]

Reading this thread is the going to be the highlight of my day.

[@ujnawierzbie72]

He will show you just how to play Fracture, in closeups and all fingerings. What a crazy time to be alive :D

[@byzantineroman2407]

The background music is incorrect. It should be Larks Tongues in Aspic Part II

[@bobouzala]

When I yelled to you at the concert “to step into the light”, that’s not exactly what I envisioned. When I yelled to you at the concert “to step into the light”, that’s not exactly what I envisioned. When I yelled to you at the concert “to step into the light”, that’s not exactly what I envisioned.

[@wirenoises]

As much as I prepare myself for AFD, I was still nowhere near prepared for this! Have a wonderful day, sir. :)

[@AnthonyUK100]

His allowed to what ever he feels like doing. He’s Fuckin ROBERT FRIPP!